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Bennington College is considered a top tier liberal arts college. It is known for its
alternative policies, such as giving detailed evaluations instead of grades, and for having a Plan
Process that allows students to study whatever they want (there are no required classes). Many
people have read about Bennington College by other names in Bret Easton Ellis’s “Rules of
Attraction,” Jonathan Lethem’s “Fortress of Solitude,” and Donna Tartt’s “The Secret History.”
(Bennington, VT was also the inspiration for Shirley Jackson’s short story “The Lottery,” giving
Recently I was led to wonder what exactly brought students to Bennington. Was it their
just their unique student body, the outcasts and detritus of our generation coming together in the
misty mountains of Vermont in a celebrated ecstasy of alcohol, marijuana, and well, ecstasy.
I know there were other things that affected my choice to attend Bennington, but a
seminal moment for me was that week in April after I had received all my acceptances, and the
schools were starting to blur together—was Hampshire built on top of radioactive waste or was
that Marlboro?—when I got a box in the mail. I opened it to find a cookie inside, with a note
from the Bennington admissions office. I don’t remember what it said, something corny like,
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“We wanted to give you a taste of Bennington! Hope to see you next term.” As I ate that
delicious chocolate chip cookie I knew where I was going next year.
Tip: Don't let a cookie sway your decision. Have a heart of steel.
There were other things Bennington had going for it, cookie aside. I had applied because
of its reputedly stellar writing program. Of course, I never thought to ask whether I would still
The other trap I fell for was the beautifully manicured campus. The rest of Bennington's
web site may be a stream of carefully manufactured half-truths and lies, but the photos are all
real. The campus is really that beautiful. They spend a lot of money to maintain the sprawling
lawns and gorgeous gardens, and that works to lure in students. The instant I set foot on campus,
I was charmed by the sweet smell of fallen apples and fresh-cut grass, the innocence of swings
and hammocks hanging from trees, the teal depth of the pond.
I was an idiot. Choosing a college based on appearance and reputation is like paying $50
for a $10 shirt just because it says “ABERCROMBIE.” Now imagine that shirt cost $50,000, not
$50.
Diversity:
African-American: 14
Asian/Pacific Islander: 16
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Caucasian: 527
Hispanic: 20
International: 45
Other/Unknown: 41
Keep in mind that these are numbers of students, not percentages. You can practically
count the number of black people you will meet at Bennington on both hands.
Dating:
Bennington has a reputation for lots and lots of no strings, drunken sex. This is not true.
You see, the school is 33.1% male, 66.9% female. Some people are having lots and lots of
“There's no guys to date. I’m going to throw a party when I lose my virginity!”
—Female student
Straight women and gay men, beware: women like this one might start looking pretty
“Being straight, and at Bennington, is so awesome. But then again, when you
This gender imbalance leads some girls to go into denial. Heated discussions arise over
the sexual orientation of boys. It is a severe faux pas to suggest your friend's latest crush is gay:
“I like Kevin.”
“No he's not. Sam is gay, but Kevin isn't. They're just friends.”
“Sam and Kevin were totally in each other’s laps last Coffee Hour.”
“Well, they must play gay chicken all the time, then.”
intelligence, and the ethical and aesthetic sensibility of its students [such] that
Last year, three students from Bennington College attempted to steal the giant chili
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pepper from the local Chili’s restaurant. They ran an electric saw with 470 feet of extension cord
across four lanes of traffic to do so. I can only imagine Bennington’s spin on that:
“The students meant no offense by this prank,” they would say. “They were merely
directing their richly varied natural endowments toward the constructive social purpose of
There are only 668 students enrolled in Bennington College. They put their minds
together to do creative things to save themselves from the boredom and isolation that comes
from being part of such a small population, such as creating their own entertainment (see above).
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Pretension:
Some people will tell you that the rumor of Bennington students being pretentious is
exaggerated. These people are lying. Almost everyone I met was pretentious in some way or
another, both students and faculty. I was told time and time again by faculty how lucky I was to
be at Bennington College, to the point where I thought there must be something wrong with me
In one class, a student commented on how people at Bennington don’t wear sweatpants
like at other colleges, because “we’re better than other schools.” As everyone in the room agreed
with him, I shrank down in my seat a little. I was wearing pajamas at the time.
When one is at a school where everyone is “weird,” weird becomes the norm, and people
who are conventionally normal become the outcasts. At a place like Bennington some students
become more aggressively weird to stand out. There was one girl who became legend for eating
leaves while giving tours of Bennington. Once, when it was snowing fairly hard, a girl
“I don’t think it’s that weird,” I said politely, still under the impression that weird meant
bad.
“I think it’s pretty damn weird,” she said, narrowing her eyes at me.”
Parties:
—Swalloween
—Transvestite Nite
—Pigstock
Housing:
There are 12 houses at Bennington; each holds about 30 students. In 2003, Princeton
Review ranked Bennington the #3 college with “Dorms Like Palaces.” This is becoming less
and less true as Bennington accepts more freshmen every year. Last year, 16 singles were
converted to doubles, 21 doubles were converted to triples, and 9 doubles were converted to
quads. Rooms that would be very spacious as singles are really not enough space for two people.
Bennington has not been very upfront with prospective students about the changes. For the
My roommate and I ended up in Fels House, despite a very long questionnaire intended
to match students into the most ideal living situation possible. We had both requested quiet, non-
smoking dorms; Fels is a 24-hour loud house for smokers, known for attracting people who like
to scream.
The first night of school, our House Chair taught everybody the Fels anthem. “There's a
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rule that you have to sing it while screaming at the top of your lungs and banging on any
They shouted that song until 3 a.m. that night, thumping the walls like thunder.
Fels does smell. It has a distinctive odor, a mixture of urine, pot, tobacco and Cheese
Doodles.
Tip: smoking in the dorms is OK, but plugged-in Christmas lights are considered fire
hazards. Students can light up the real fireplaces in the dorms without supervision, but any
student caught with a burnt candle will receive a $500 fine. Even a decorative, never-been-used
candle merits a $250 fine. One senior advised us before our first room checks, “Don't fucking
have a candle, OK? They got me twice. Just don't even do it.”
Campus Security:
The student houses do not lock, and most students choose not to lock their rooms. In this
trusting environment, people leave laptops in public areas overnight and any person who looks to
be around college age is treated with utmost respect and friendliness. If you tell a librarian that
you forgot your ID card, they will let you check books out with just your name written on a piece
of paper. One day, a townie walked right into my hall’s bathroom and stole a retainer (no one
knew why). My roommate was in the bathroom at the time and saw him doing it, but didn’t
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You would hardly guess it from the opulent luxury found at Bennington, but you can
walk right off campus and into a trailer park. Say what you will about faith in human nature, but
I don't want to be there when the people in that trailer park figure out that they can walk right
Food:
“Bennington disproves the myth that college food has to be bad, bland, or boring.”
“I don't know what they did to this meat, but this is disgusting.”
Perhaps the goal of the Bennington dining hall is to make everything sound so fancy that
you don't realize what you're eating until you're throwing it up again. Here is a decoder:
Cavatapi with Spinach and White Beans = curly spaghetti, spinach, goo
Vegan Tofu Rasta Pasta = you too can channel the power of the Rastafarian movement while
eating colored pasta at a white liberal arts school. Who knew bland, unflavored tofu could taste
so good?
The food may be bad, bland or gooey, but it is always interesting. Dinner often sparks
stimulating conversations like, “Why the hell did they put pineapple in this Cajun tofu?”
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Transportation:
Unless you have a car, you are trapped. The closest public transportation is in Albany, 40
miles and a $100 cab ride away. The school offers a subsidized to Albany for $30 shuttle (for
Bennington students only; your friends must find other ways to get there), but only at very
limited times on Friday and Sunday each week. This isolation is referred to lovingly by students
Registration:
A: The average class size is 13 students, with some classes of 5–6 and some of 20–30.
A: 8:1
Q: If there are that many professors, there must be loads of classes, right?
A: Well…
We stood outside Green Wall Auditorium, the place where registration happened, waiting
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for them to let us in. An upperclassman shepherded we freshmen around, trying to explain it.
She gestured to a table in the middle of the floor where Dan McLaughlin, an advisor, stood. He
was young and blond, with a paunch and friendliness that reminded me of Santa Claus.
“That’s where you go to cry if you don't get into any of the classes you want,” the
Tip: If the registration process has reduced you to tears, it is probably time to find another
school.
The minute they let us in, the stampede started. By the time I got on line for the class I
wanted most, “Russia: Bolsheviks to Baristas,” the line was already swelling up. Students began
to flee the lines to McLaughlin. He consoled them as they stood, on the verge of tears, fingering
Trembling, I clutched at my add / drop form and repeated my mantra over and over again:
An hour and an ordeal later, I was at the Crying Table, feeling like I'd just been standing
on the wrong side of the thruway. McLaughlin looked at my blank add / drop form, tsking in a
motherly way.
As he pulled me from teacher to teacher, asking uselessly if anyone had any classes at all
left open (they didn’t), I was still in shock. As someone who had always been picked last for
sports teams, I hadn't been expecting a race to the death for entry into college classes. Maybe I
I took this because it was my only option. I wanted it to be easy, like Rocks For Jocks. I
asked the professor if it was OK to take for someone who was bad at science. She said that it
was. It wasn’t. She expected every student to do original research in the field of chemistry and
geology, despite listing it as a beginner class. I had come to Bennington so that I would never
have to touch science again. I flunked out of it so hard I still have the burn marks.
A class taught by Chris Miller, a man with Turret's Syndrome Lite, who had ticked off the
entire rest of the faculty at Bennington. He spoke out against President Coleman's policies and
maintained that students could, if they wanted to, drastically alter the student-unfriendly
conditions at Bennington by writing letters to the Board of Trustees and putting our money
where our mouths were, since the entire endowment came directly out of our tuition. He cursed
a lot, assigned the Three Stooges for homework, and showed cartoon pornography of Blondie
and Dagwood during class. He was a student favorite, and was let go by the end of my year
there. Students angrily complained that he had been fired for speaking out against Coleman.
One of the three week classes I took was in math. It covered about a month's worth of
my 9th grade algebra class at Brooklyn Tech, and the only thing I learned from it was how
abysmally most other people at Bennington did at math. I glanced over at a classmate's paper at
one point and saw “5 + 0 = 0” written down. When I pointed it out, he was unable to find the
error.
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Step 1: Pre-Registration
Choose the four lower-level classes you really want. Enter a random lottery. You cannot
pick back-ups; you have only four chances to win. There is no ranking based on seniority; there
is neither rhyme nor reason. If you are very lucky, you will get two of these. You may get none.
Apply to get into upper-level classes. Beg professors to let you in; have your writing
Enter the mob of students in a race to get the signature on your add / drop form before the
spaces fill up. Caution: May lead to dizziness, nausea, panic attacks, etc.
Step 4: ???
Do whatever you are willing to do to get into a class. Lie? Steal? Cheat? Sleep with
79% of Bennington College freshmen return to the school for a second year; only 61% of each
To be fair, this retention rate isn’t so bad compared to the national average. However, the
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way they talk it up, you’d expect that no one would leave.
So why do people leave? I called up the Admissions Office, and this is what they said:
What they mean: We are in no way responsible for causing students to want to leave our
school.
In my second term, I had another registration nightmare, drawn out over months. My
mother despairingly contacted an assistant dean and asked why every class had to be applied to,
why attending the school was’t enough. He told her that having to fight to get into classes “built
character.” My mother snapped that if she wanted me to have to fight for classes, she'd have sent
me to SUNY and not wasted so much money. (Ironically, I've had no problems at all with
By that point, I was disenchanted with Bennington. It was a little like Disneyland: you
go in thinking it'll be fun and exciting, but you leave hating everyone and wondering why you
paid so much. I applied to other schools and left when the year was over. The cookie had grown
stale.
I’m sure Bennington doesn’t miss me, nor the others who have left. The math’s not hard;
they reported a $14 million endowment to US News. They only need about 280 students of the
668 to pay full tuition to make $14 million a year; so what’s a little attrition to them?
There’s another batch of freshmen coming up, and another batch of cookies.