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peaceful Muslims
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mosques to clarify their position in an unambiguous
manner in their media outlets in regards to the following
violent concepts:
Apostates: Killing Apostates
A discussion between Mr. Tolerance
and Mr. Bin Laden
I think we should begin stoning
women to death for commiting
adultery in order to show respect to
your culture and sensitivity to your
religous values!

Beating women and stoning them until death

for having extramarital sex

Calling Jews pigs and monkeys

Declaring wars to spread Islam
Many thanks,
Enslavement of female war prisoners to have “Mr. Tolerance”,
for having respect
sex with them “Ma Malakat Aimanikum” for my religous
values. You are
Fighting Jews before end days and killing indeed an amazing
infidel!
all of them

Gay killing

By
Dr. Tawfik Hamid
 Part I:
A discussion between
Mr. Bin Laden and Mr. Tolerance
1 Did you know that my
teaching promotes killing Wow, fantastic! Your law
2 We also teach that
men are allowed to Amazing! Won’t you
Muslims who convert to clearly coincides with my beat their women to please elaborate
other religions and leave own belief that Islam re- discipline them! so there are no
Islam……I call this spects that fundamental misunderstandings?
“Redda Law”! Western value—freedom
of religion! I am thrilled
to have finally under-
stood your teachings….
So, to be clear: Muslims
are all free to convert
out of Islam (with the
slight technicality that
they must be killed).

My pleasure! Women are

considered inferior to men;
they are beneath us, and so
they must obey us. It is as
simple as that. If they do not
obey, our religion allows us to
strike them and put them back
on track. And, of course, you
must know: they love and
respect us all the more for it!
See? I always said that Islam
wholeheartedly supports
women’s rights and promotes
gender equality! Really, Mr. Bin
Laden, I don’t know why so many
Americans keep implying that
Islam treats women harshly. If
only they would listen, like I am!
3 Actually, that sounds quite fair—progressive
4
even! Truly, your culture is pluralistic and
diverse. Heaven only knows why Western By the way, are you Well, it’s your religious right,
We also stone
people are so confused about Islam! However, aware that we also and we wholeheartedly support
women and girls to
lest I appear uncritical, I’m still going to insist hang homosexuals? and respect your values. Can we
death should they
that you, Mr. Bin Laden, clarify something for help in this field?
commit fornication
or adultery. me: exactly what types of stones are required
to stone these wanton wenches?

We are a moderate people who

believe, as Islam commands us,
to always follow the “middle-
path.” Thus we prefer to use
big stones, as these deliver
more pain—but also because
big stones kill those hussies
quicker, putting them out of
their misery faster. You see?
We are a moderate—that is,
balanced—people.
Beautiful! Please let me know how my
government and I can better support
your worthy endeavors, as we always
set aside special funds for religious
minorities. Perhaps we can import
the stones—provided you give us the
exact size and type, as we wouldn’t
want to offend Sharria law. Perhaps
such a gesture on our part would
better help facilitate more dialogue
between our two cultures?
Actually, we do need more
ropes to hang those pesky
No problem. We will work
sodomites! We prefer high
closely with Iran: I understand
quality, durable ropes—they
they have plenty of ropes for
snap the necks of those homo-
precisely this purpose!
sexuals instantaneously!

Now I know that you are

truly an enlightened man! Thanks once more
Your aiding our efforts for understanding
would most definitely lead and supporting my
to mutual understanding culture! You are truly
between civilizations and a Tolerant man…
productive inter-faith
dialogue.
 5 6
By the way, been meaning
to tell you: we are taught
to consider Jews as pigs
and monkeys; moreover,
we Muslims are commis-
sioned with killing them all,
since the Day of Judgment
cannot be ushered in until
Muslims kills all Jews.
I am really glad you
brought this topic up. You
have now just confirmed
that your religious views
have absolutely nothing
to do with anti-Semitism.
And yet, despite your clear
words, many closed-minded
people continue accusing
you of intolerance and a
lack of respect for other
civilizations. Imagine that!
Know that for centuries we
have taught our young Mus-
lims that they must declare
war on all non-Muslims of-
fering them one of the
following three choices:
(1) to convert to Islam and
be subject to Sharria law
(2) to pay us the humiliat-
ing Jizya tax and accept
second-class status, or (3)
be killed.
Islam is indeed merciful. If it was a
harsh religion, it could have limited
its alternatives to two—conversion
or death—without the third option
of living as a humiliated, second
class citizen! Always offering non-
Muslims a way to escape death—
that’s what makes Islam a plural-
istic faith worthy of honor and
respect! Thanks again for clarifying
this very important, yet overlooked,
aspect of your faith!

I am delighted that Allah

has opened your eyes—has
guided you—to the wisdom
of our Islamic teachings.
Your agreeability to my
ways only proves that you
are a tolerant man. Would
that the rest of your
society saw the wisdom
of our ways! Incidentally,
would you like to convert
to Islam?
 7 That sounds humane enough—it’s not
like you’re killing them or anything!
8 Thank you so much for sharing your
thoughts with me…I feel better enlightened
Did you know that we also and have developed a renewed respect
Mr. Bin Laden, I stand in awe of your
have the right to rape fe- for your teachings. I will always support
beautiful religion—its ethical and moral
male war prisoners? We your right to practice your religion as you
standards and teachings.....Tell me,
call them “Ma Malakat see fit. After all, freedom of religion is
do you have any books that document
Aimanikum”—our, in your fundamental to our constitution and way
these great values so that young Mus-
tongue, “that which your of life and we protect the right of every
lims can better earn them?
right arm owns”! religious minority to practice their faith
freely. Who are we to judge? I wish you
the very best.

Absolutely….they are
available in many fine
book stores around
the world—including
the US!
 Part II:
Mr. Tolerance’s ideas and views
 Now that I have openly and
honestly explained to you the
1 My message to these women
What would you say to the is simple: Please do not be
facts about our religion, I’d
women who end up being so closed minded to the
very much like to hear your
stoned to death for being Islamic practice of stoning.
views concerning the matter—
adulterous? I am quite eager We must all be tolerant of
provided, of course, your re-
to hear your views concern- the religious values of
sponse is first and foremost
I am only honored ing this wonderful practice of other cultures.
politically correct. Truth and
honesty do not interest me. that you would ask! Islamic Law…

You women should be even more sup-

portive of this practice: we, who are not
Muslim, are tolerant of it; how much more
can be expected of you, who are Muslim?
Your individual suffering and death
must be secondary to respecting and hon-
oring the religious practices of others...
We call this “cultural relativism.”

Thanks a lot for

understanding
our culture!
2 Allowing one group of Muslims to kill those
who convert from Islam is a wonderful
example of freedom of expression, as it allows
3 My view is that we must consider re-
instituting slavery again in the US, as
some Islamic scholars have demonstrat-
us to observe how people of other cultures I am truly impressed ed that it is a part of their religious
How about killing with you, Mr. Tolerance. values. If we keep outlawing slavery, we
express themselves. So what if a person
Muslims who convert But tell me: are you also may well offend their feelings and be-
suffers greatly while being put to death? The
to other religions— Tolerant to slavery as liefs. In the West, we go out of our way
alternative—insisting that the killers change
those abominable enshrined in Sharria law! to make all people feel comfortable—
their religious laws—is politically incorrect.
Apostates? even if the price is to abolish basic hu-
It would offend them and lead to even more
harm. Better that some die than for chaos man rights. We must always strive to be
to reign, no? politically correct!

I only wish we had more tol-

Besides, apostates are really to blame since erant people like yourself all
they dare to reject the religion, Islam! How over the world so that we do
could anyone dare to think differently? If not encounter any resistance
one insults the faith of more than 1.5 billion, when we implement our com- No problem. In fact, I
surely they must pay the price? We must passionate Sharria Laws! This think I have a perfect
respect their freedom even if it is geared is what interfaith dialogue is solution: to always rely
to ending our freedom! The alternative is all about! Please continue. on Double Standards.
much worse.

Wow! Please
explain this
to me!
4 For example: Let’s stop criticizing
radical Islam once and for all. At
the same time, let’s increase our
criticism of our own faiths, such
as Christianity, so that radicals
can see that we’re a tolerant
society that only criticizes itself.
This is a brilliant idea
and it just shows that
you are an honest man!
Now, let me know your true
thoughts: what do you have to
say to all those Islamophobes
and Islamic bashers, such
as—what’s his name?— Geer….
Geeeeern something!!! Ah yes…
Geert Wilder!
I want to say to him….Mr. Wilder:
you must know that stoning women
to death, which you showed in
your movie ‘Fitna,’ is just an ex-
pression of cultural diversity. The
real problem is not so much the
stoning of women or the religious
teaching that promotes it, but
rather your exploitation of such
video-clips in your movie.

Thanks a lot for

that compliment!
I am honored.

Why would you expose such as-

Mr Tolerance, you are a
living example of mutual
respect between civilizations
and a valuable asset to
Human Rights.
pects? Mr. Wilder, how can you
expect people to respect you—
or simply not wish to kill you—if
you do not first learn to respect
their cultures and religions!

Thank you, sir. I am

honored that you are
even willing to talk to
me, Mr Bin Laden.
5 6
I just forgot to tell you
that our Salafi affiliates in
Algeria burn the faces of
young women for not wear-
ing the Hijab—our tradi-
tional Islamic head cover,
that is meant to prevent
men from gazing at women:
what are your thoughts
regarding this?
This is their own fault. If they
had only followed the letter of
Islam’s law, this would never have
happened. Thus it is they who
are to blame for the atrocities
committed against them. They
got their just rewards. I cannot
blame the Islamists for this as I
do not want to offend their sensi-
tive feelings! They are just imple-
menting their religious believes…
how could I blame them for this!
God bless you Mr. Tolerance!
But wait, what are your
thoughts about beating our
women—according to our holy
books—you know, so they
stay in line?
It is a wonderful and illustrative
example of justice and discipline—
what else?! We are too soft in the
West; we need only study and learn
from other cultures to better learn
how to manage our own society.
Women clearly need to be con-
trolled! Islamic teachings are the
best way to fairly deal with women.

Thank you so much! Your

political correctness is
appreciated! However, I’d
Absolutely!!!!!!!!!!!....
like to know: what are your
thoughts about using military
force to reform “problematic”
cultures or ideologies?
7 Who are we to judge?! Regarding this
issue, we should examine recent history.
8
Going to war with the Nazi regime was a In order to be fair and honest, we
What about the
mistake. Surely dialogue would have must make it a point to always condemn
Crusades?
led to mutual understandings with the Christian crusaders for invading
Hitler and the Nazis. Surely if we Jerusalem and other Muslim lands.
would’ve respected their totalitarian
and racist ideologies, they would have
respected our ideologies? There was no
need at all to use any Military might….
Interfaith Dialogue was more than
enough to end the problem with
the Nazi!

You are a real

treasure full
But we must never point out that the
of wisdom!
Muslims first invaded, and seized
through war, Jerusalem and most of
what now constitutes the “Islamic
world,” 500 years before the Crusades.

Wow….you truly
have an honest
and objective
mind!
9 The most obvious proof that
poverty and lack of education are
the main causes of terrorism is
Let me learn more from your
the fact that you, Mr. Bin Laden,
wisdom….. How can we convince
were a billionaire, and your friend
the west that poverty and
Dr. Zawahiri was a highly qualified
lack of education are the main
doctor! You poor guys! Obviously
cause of terrorism?
you were forced into a life
of terrorism?
10 Sure! this is a peace of cake!……When
Salafist Islamic groups in Algeria killed
more than 150,000 innocent Algerians—
including infants—in an extremely bar-
baric manner, and when Sunni Muslims
decapitated their Shia Muslim brothers
and mutilated their dead bodies—surely
that was all because of Israel and US
foreign policies. Right? Absolutely.

Excellent
logic! You could’ve been a
wonderful lawyer!
Can you provide me
with more logic that
demonstrates that Let me ask you another
the Arab Israeli question to learn more
conflict is the root from your wisdom! What
cause of terrorism! is the best approach to
the problem of insulting
religions especially when it
comes to insulting Islam!
11 We must condemn Christians and Jews
whenever they insult Islam—even if just
12 The murder of Theo Van Gogh is a
prime example of religious expression
by quoting Muslims—but we must never and freedom….we have seen the killer
condemn Muslim Scholars for insulting expressing his beliefs and rage….we
Jews and Christians or for calling them should always give radical Muslims
“pigs and monkeys.” After all, this is what the chance to practice their value
these scholars teach in their religion, system….we should not try to impose
so we cannot offend them. Instead, we our tolerant culture on them.
This is exactly should be fair and balanced and impose
how I would double standards! See what I mean?
define justice!
You are clearly
the most qualified
person to engage in
interfaith dialogue!

It is my pleasure to
contribute to this
mutual understanding
between our cultures.

What do you also think about beheading

that Jewish journalist who used to work
at the WSJ….His name was Daniel Pearl!
What do you also think
As you know he offended our feelings by
about the killing of Theo
saying that he was a Jew; thus we had no
Van Gogh—the infidel
choice but to behead him and videotape the
who made a movie that
process so no one else ever dares proclaim
was offensive to our
that they are Jewish.
culture—at the hands of
our wonderful Jihadists
who defend Islam?
13 I blame Daniel Pearl for being
killed by the Islamists…..
14
After all, he should not have
offended their sensitivities by
boldly declaring, “Yes, I am a
Jew”… which certainly upset
the terrorists. We need to work
harder at understanding Muslim
frustration and anger.
The clearest proof that radical Islam has infected
only a very small minority in the Muslim world is
that Muslims rabidly demonstrated in the hundreds
and thousands when the relatively obscure Danish
cartoons were published, also, when the Pope of
the Vatican dared quote from a politically incorrect
historical against Islam—while, at the same time, they
have had no single powerful demonstration—against
you, Mr. Osama Bin Laden.

Indeed, you are

a very logical
Allah be praised! Now, what
man!
would you tell the people
of the west who claim that
so-called “radical” Islamic
views have affected a very
high percentage of the
Muslim population.
15 16
I trust you agree I heard that you have a Of course! Consider: Preventive
with me that the Absolutely! To be sure, the West totally meaningful medical analogy medicine is a flawed notion as it
West discriminates discriminates against Islam and Muslims. to prove that pre-emptive prevents a disease from happening in
against Islam? It is an embarrassment! Note, for in- strikes attacks terrorists the first place… Similarly, the concept
stance, how only in the last few decades, are wrong……Can you kindly of preemptive strikes that aim at
thousands of mosques were built in the explain it to me? preventing terrorist attacks on us
USA & Europe; moreover, Muslims can before they happen are also flawed.
practice the five tenets of Islam freely,
and celebrate their religious ceremonies,
in all Western nations. On the other hand,
non-Muslims, such as Christians, do not
have even a fraction of these rights in
many Islamic countries!
Is there any stronger evidence that we ,
the West, discriminate against Islam?

Why should we prevent our enemies

from developing nuclear weapons—even
when they repeatedly say they wish to
destroy us? We should wait until they
Wow…this is a first attack us with their nukes before
fascinating analogy! we even think about retaliating.

Thanks a lot! I am
only happy that you
approve of me and
my views, sir.
17 My apologies, Mr. Infidel—I mean, Mr.
Tolerance! But I must leave now in order
to pray and beat some of my wives for
disobeying me yesterday; I also have a
stoning ceremony to conduct against a 16
year old girl who had extra marital sex……
But I will be back in no less than 2 hours.
Then, I will expect you to have made
a choice between converting to Islam,
paying the Jizya and living in humiliation,
or dying. Nonetheless, I want you to know
that I really appreciate your tolerance and
respect toward my religion. You are truly a

Part III:
wonderful example of tolerance!

A message from Mr. Moderate

Muslim to Mr.Tolerance:
1 Mr. Tolerance…..Islam can in fact be
understood in a peaceful way and there
2
certainly is a significant percentage
of Muslims who are truly moderate;
however, your apologetic attitude toward
the violent elements of radical Islam is
both destructive to Islam and Western
civilization.
This apologetic attitude has become
the number one obstacle against the
realization of moderate Islam. Your
tolerance of such radical views impedes
any hope that a moderate understanding
of Islam will ever prevail.
3 4
Radical teachings are like a cancer
within the Muslim body—within the
Muslim world. “Tolerating” it only
allows it to grow larger and cause
more damage both to young Muslims
as well as ourselves.
Terrorists are criminals, to be
sure, but they are also victims
of the radical teachings that
promote hatred and violence. That
is why radical teachings must be
acknowledged, addressed, and
finally dismantled.
5 6 You need to differentiate between
Moderate & Radical Islam. For example,
Moderate Muslims all over the
do you really consider a teaching that
world are asking you to stop
promotes killing apostates, beating wives,
appeasing violent teachings or
stoning women to death, hanging gays, or
calling it “moderate” as this
wars to spread Islam as being peaceful or
impedes the true moderate
true moderate teachings?
message of peace.
7
A moderate form of Islam that
stands against radical Islam does, in
fact, exist; however, it is constantly
being suppressed because people
like yourself placate and excuse
radical teachings instead of standing
firmly against them.