— Thomas Jefferson
Vol. 14 No. 9 September 2003
I
grew up in a suburb of a large north- clear when what the client says does not
ern city, and had no real contact with match the digital display.
blacks until I became a lawyer. Af- Some callers don’t even leave a num-
ter I got my law degree I naïvely looked ber. About a quarter of the messages
forward to a rewarding legal career. blacks leave do not include either a name
Little did I realize that 25 years later I or a number. Needless to say, many calls
would be a self-employed attorney do- are not returned.
ing domestic and civil litigation for a More than a handful of blacks who
clientele that is overwhelmingly black. have come to my office do not even
I didn’t plan it that way. I just wanted know their own home address (they
to do a lot of work in the courtroom, and move often). Many cannot tell me their
the best offer I got out of law school was own spouse’s names. Now I know to tell
with a small firm that specialized in clients ahead of time that they will need
bankruptcy. Most of its clients were this sort of information when they come
black. Several years later, I set up an can afford (or think they can afford) a in. Otherwise, if I ask for someone’s
independent practice and many of my lawyer to get a divorce, contest a cus- address he may look hurt and say, “If
former clients came to me for domestic tody judgment, beat a traffic ticket, etc. I’d known you were going to ask me that
work. Some are government employees who I would have come prepared.”
Most people do not realize this, but make $60 to $70 thousand a year, yet Many black men know their child-
outside the world of corporate or secu- even this group is vastly different from ren’s names but do not know how to spell
rities law, in any big city the legal pro- whites. them. With the proliferation of unusual
fession is to a large degree fueled by the names among blacks, I can only guess
pathologies of blacks and other Third- They Don’t Know at how they are spelled. One client who
World people. Of course, whites hire told me he couldn’t spell his children’s
lawyers, but in any city, especially one One of the most striking things about names said I would need an encyclope-
with a good-sized black population, most my black clients is the things they do not dia to look them up. Many men have
of the people who need lawyers are know. Many blacks, for example, do not admitted to me they are not even sure
black. In this respect, lawyers are like know their own telephone numbers. how to pronounce their children’s
police officers or social workers—they names. Black woman, on the other hand,
rarely deal with ordinary white people. My black clients eventu- often become incensed if you mispro-
To a large degree, I became racially nounce the very unusual names they have
conscious because of my black clients, ally destroyed all my given their children.
who eventually destroyed all my precon- preconceived notions The most unusual name I ever came
ceived notions about race. My awaken- about race. across was Iisszzttadda. I have never met
ing did not come from one or even a few a person, white or black, who could pro-
incidents, but from the accumulation of They may think they do but they don’t, nounce it correctly. To my surprise the
thousands upon thousands of small in- and the problem has gotten worse with name is pronounced, “I seize the day.”
teractions. the proliferation of cell phones. At least Iisszzttadda had siblings named Ra-
Day after day my clients continue to a third of the numbers they leave with heem, Utopian, Desiorme, Sid-Timothy,
amaze me. There is no racial education my receptionist or on my answering Kizzma, and Larilaril. I have occasion-
quite so thorough and convincing as machine are wrong numbers. Often, a Continued on page 3
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is not as shocking as it sounds. Some ken seem to think I should know instantly aja (pronounced Asia), Aca-
black names, like Phe-anjoy or Quith- who they are when they telephone. Af- cia, Ajeenah, Akai, Aqua-
reaun or JyesahJhnai, are so odd, it ter I get on the line, a typical conversa- nita, Aryan White, Baleria,
would be no surprise if they were never tion may go like this: Barbertha, Callie (pronounced
used and eventually forgotten. “Who am I speaking to?” Kelly), CaAndi, Chetiqua, Cloteal,
“I am your client.” Curly Top, Darhies, Dayphine,
“I have many clients, can you tell me Debrasharme, Derecio, Dertiteriesa,
Since appointments mean which one?” Dikueria & Dikuria (twins), Dildree,
so little to my clients, I “I am your divorce client.” Dishon, Dovanna, Duanita, Dyia-
decide each day when I “Can you tell me your name?” mond, Dwendolyn, Effillyne, Eliza-
“Rufus.” beth Taylor, Endrissa, Equandolyn,
am available, and tell Esaw, Everage, Floyce, Franshawn,
“Rufus, can you tell me your last
everyone to show up at name?” Ghia, Godzilla Pimp, Ivier, Jarta-
the same time. The conversation may go on for some vious, JyesahJhnai, Keithen, Kent-
time before I finally figure out who is nilla, Lafondra, La,poo (yes, con-
Names are not the only things blacks calling. tains comma), Latronia, Lemonjello
do not know. Once when I was filling I do not take personal injury or prod- & Orangejello (twins), L’Tonya, Ma-
out a form for a female client I asked if uct liability cases, but blacks are always choda, Nau-Quia, Mayima, Minute,
she knew how old her husband was. She asking about bringing suits of this kind: Miquel, Nethel, Omnipotence, On-
told me she didn’t know. I asked her the “My vacuum cleaner broke. Can you dra (pronounced André), Ozro,
next question on the form, which was help me?” Padraic, Pecola, Phe-anjoy, Precious
her husband’s birth date. Amazingly, she Most of my clients who are not black Unique, Queen Esther, Quithreaun,
knew it—and was genuinely surprised either show up on time for appointments Rincesetta, Sanja, Saranus, Shanieja,
when I told her she could figure out her or call if they must reschedule. Amaz- Sharicus, Shiquipa, SiJourna’i,
husband’s age from his birth date. ing as this may seem, only about five Silquia, Sinetra, Summer Love,
When potential clients call for the first percent of my black clients show up on Termicka, Tequilla, Timphanie,
time, often the hardest part is to figure time, and by that I mean within an hour Tryphenia, Tywana, Tzaddi &
out why they are calling. Usually they of the appointed time. Only one in five Tzavvi (twins), Ulheric, Undlia,
begin in the middle of the story. If you show up on the appointed day. A few Undrea (pronounced André), Wsam,
let them, they will go on and on, and say trickle in a day or two later. Most just Xiomara, XL, Yaw, Yuvodka Sha-
nothing. Clients may call about papers never show up. Missing an appointment rice, Wilida, Zaquan, Zufan, Zy-
they got in the mail, but never have the never embarrasses black people. They neene. Ω
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he Scorpion is the leading publi-
cation in English about the think- For over 20 years The Scorpion has
ers and themes of the European worked to change this. Its goal is to make
New Right (ENR). It is edited by sense of the modern world, and find new
Michael Walker, an Englishman living ways to defend and advance such tradi-
in Germany, who is well-connected in tional concerns as people, culture and
Nationalist circles in Europe. American nation. It recognizes that the West has
Renaissance readers know him from his turned against itself, and that its leading
talk on “European Nationalist Move- tendencies are destroying the things that
ments” at the 1998 AR conference. have made it what it is. The publication
The ENR is the most important intel- therefore believes that its ultimate goal
lectual movement in Europe to oppose must be to help lay the groundwork for
the postwar liberal-to-socialist consen- a new European civilization based on
sus. It insists on discussing issues the different principles.
“mainstream” does not want to hear That goal is hugely ambitious. Each
about—like the importance of human issue of The Scorpion deals with a great
differences—and raises them in ways political or cultural theme: race, sex,
that make them hard to ignore. As Tho- education, ecology, nihilism, the nature
mas Jackson points out in his review of of the nation or the state. It includes a
Alain de Benoist long essay giving the editor’s thoughts,
Tomislav Sunic’s Against Democracy
and Equality (AR, December 1992), it all appearances—the impending death and also pieces, often by ENR thinkers,
has “played a central role in dislodging of the West. that offer a variety of other perspectives.
Marxism as the unacknowledged reli- Radical political dysfunction requires The style of the magazine is intelli-
gion of European intellectuals.” rethinking basic principles. Neither gent, well-read, and sometimes quite
Nonetheless, it remains all but un- cheerleading for the American Way nor demanding. Authors treat basic issues at
known this side of the Atlantic. Since conspiracy theories lead us anywhere. the level they demand, so the magazine
the Founding Era, Americans have had The similarity of problems on both sides is not intended for the mass market.
little interest in European political of the Atlantic means there is no longer Nonetheless, the attitude of the writers
thought, and this lack of interest has had a fundamental opposition between Eu- is far from academic. The survival of
some justification. America has mostly ropean and American politics. Instead, European man is at stake, and even when
had a free and stable government that the political history of Europe now discussing high theory—or “culture and
has brought its people peace and pros- makes European thought especially use- metapolitics,” as the magazine’s self-
perity. Europeans mostly have not. The description puts it—the concern is with
main political invention we have im- Europeans have been what to do about the very difficult situa-
ported from them recently has been the tion in which Europe finds itself.
welfare state. Why look to them for in-
forced by events to think Many of the articles are excellent.
spiration? through modern political Those by Alain de Benoist in particular
Times change. European politics are pathologies. Until recent are often very helpful introductions to
still no model to follow, but we are no decades, we have been ways of thought unknown in America,
longer free from its vices. On both sides while the editor’s essays add a touch of
of the Atlantic the state has become the spared that need. English commonsense, practicality and
enemy of people and culture. All West- fairmindedness to grand continental
ern governments now make it fundamen- ful, because Europeans have been forced theorizing (I should disclose that I am a
tal policy to abolish human distinctive- by events to think through modern po- contributor).
ness and thus the qualities that define litical pathologies. Until recent decades, In addition to the themes to which is-
their own peoples, in the name of effi- we have been spared that need. sues are devoted, the magazine has pub-
ciency, equality, and lifestyle freedoms. The other English-speaking peoples lished several series of articles explor-
To that end, pervasive bureaucratic con- are in the same position as we. Long- ing topics such as the stateless nations
trols have been established, obvious term stability and an insular location may and regional cultures of Europe, and the
O Tempora, O Mores!
Our Debt to Liberia? erra Leone’s civil war, even going so
far as to call rebel leader Foday
The Congressional Black Caucus, Sankoh another Nelson Mandela—de-
which voted almost unanimously spite the fact that Mr. Sankoh’s men
against the war in Iraq, is clamoring liked to cut people’s arms off to show
for George Bush to send troops to who was boss. Even William Clinton
pacify Liberia. Members like Sheila had enough, and in June 2000 finally
Jackson Lee hint broadly that the only fired his Special Envoy for Democracy
reason Americans aren’t there already and Human Rights in Africa.
is that Mr. Bush just doesn’t care Kenneth Timmerman, author of a
about black people. Rev. Jesse Jack- book-length exposé of Mr. Jackson
son is quite sure “racism” is the prob- called Shakedown, thinks that without
lem, and wants American soldiers on the reverend’s energetic boosting,
the ground as soon as possible. Two months later Mr. Jackson invited Charles Taylor would have been diplo-
Mr. Jackson’s role in promoting the the warlord to Chicago for a “reconcili- matically isolated and perhaps pushed
current Liberian warlord, Charles Tay- ation conference” that was meant to
lor, is not well known. In October 1997 showcase Mr. Taylor as a modern demo-
President Clinton appointed Mr. Jack- cratic leader. “It’s morning time in
son Special Envoy for Democracy and Liberia,” intoned Mr. Jackson, and urged
Human Rights in Africa, and he first flew Mr. Taylor’s opponents in Liberia to stop
to Monrovia to meet Mr. Taylor in Feb- publicizing government atrocities on the
ruary 1998. Mr. Taylor had just been Internet. “The international community
elected president after he sent his noto- frequents the Internet and takes note of
rious “Small Boys Units” out to threaten whatever information is disseminated on
to shoot anyone who voted the wrong the information superhighway,” he said,
way. Rather than lecture Mr. Taylor on “so, please stay off the Net.” The as-
human rights, Mr. Jackson became good sumption among Liberians was that only
buddies with the dictator. According to a paid promoter would be booming Mr.
an American embassy report, “Rev. Taylor so vigorously, but Mr. Jackson
Jackson met several times privately with denies he ever got money from Monro-
President Taylor and appeared to estab- via.
lish a strong personal bond with him.” In November 1998, Mr. Jackson once
Charles Taylor was like a Chicago gang again visited Mr. Taylor in Liberia, and
leader, said the reverend, who could be instead of scolding him for his deterio- out of power long ago. He also notes Mr.
“redeemed” with the right kind of per- rating record treated him like a states- Taylor had a habit of splashing out dia-
sonal stroking. man. He then went on to meddle in Si- monds smuggled from Sierra Leone
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they are easily forged, as are the docu- he next AR conference Johannesburg Raise Hackles, Reuters,
ments, such as birth certificates, on the will be held over the July 16, 2003.]
basis of which they are issued. The FBI weekend of Feb. 20-22
worries the matricula could be attrac- next year. Speakers will include Wretched Republicans
tive to terrorists, since the only people the usual friends of AR—Sam
who need them are illegal aliens. Legal Francis, Sam Dickson, Jared Ward Connerly, the black business-
immigrants have visas and green cards Taylor—as well as a number of man who has steered anti-affirmative
issued by the US government. outstanding new speakers. Paul action ballot initiatives to success in
On July 16, the House of Represen- California and Washington, has his
Fromm, a distinguished immi-
tatives voted 382-42 to require Mexico sights on Michigan for 2004. Who op-
and any other government issuing con- gration control and free speech poses him? Blacks, of course, but also
sular identity cards to guarantee that the the Michigan Republican party. Besty
recipient really is a citizen of that coun- DeVos, state party chairman, has been
try, and to turn over the names and ad- full of mealy-mouthed nonsense: “The
dresses of each recipient. It would be potential for a racially divisive cam-
better to forbid the issuance of the cards, paign, complete with the typical kinds
but the Republicans were not up to that. of irresponsible rhetoric that often comes
Still, Democrats are denouncing the from both sides, is my chief concern.”
amendment as “entirely anti-Hispanic.” A measure to stop discrimination against
“While the Republicans claim that their whites might prompt “irresponsible
focus is broad in nature, this amendment rhetoric.”
exposes their true colors and sets a dan- There has been similar mush from the
gerous precedent,” says Robert Menen- leader in Canada, will report on party’s executive director, Greg Mc-
dez (D-NJ), chairman of the House conditions north of the border. Neilly: “What we need now, and what
Democratic Caucus and highest-ranking Syndicated columnist Joe So- would be best for our state, is to commit
Hispanic in Congress. “It is the brain- bran will diagnose the stupidity ourselves to reducing racial tensions and
child of certain Republicans,” he added, and perversity of the United focus on policy objectives that unite us
“who obsess over their fear and hatred States Government. Raymond as Americans.” A majority of Michigan-
of the immigrant community late at night Wolters of the University of ders oppose racial preferences. Why do
on the House floor.” [Stephen Dinan, Delaware, who writes coura- Republicans pretend they want to “unite
Democrats Assail Bill Restricting ID geous and honestly about “civil us as Americans” by throwing whites to
Cards, Washington Times National rights,” will offer a half-century the dogs?
Weekly Edition, July 21-27, 2003, p. 7.] “What nobody wants to acknowledge
perspective on what Brown v
is that this opposition is concerned that
Board of Education has done to [the initiative] will negatively impact
Barring Crime American society. Roger Mc- President Bush’s re-election,” says Leon
Johannesburg, South Africa is one of Grath will return with his acute Drolet, a Republican state representative
the most dangerous cities in the world. insights on trends in America, who supports the initiative. Michigan is
In 2000, it had 15,000 residential bur- and we are working to get other likely to be an important battleground
glaries and nearly 2,000 murders or at- top-flight speakers. in 2004, and the party is still smarting
tempted murders. The black government This conference will mark the because it couldn’t deliver the state to
cannot control lawlessness, so the city’s 10th anniversary of the first AR George Bush in 2000. Party hacks seem
more affluent—mostly white—residents conference in Atlanta in 1994, to think having a “controversial” initia-
have closed off access to their neighbor- and should prove to be the best tive on the ballot in November will bring
hoods with bars, gates and manned bar- out Democratic voters who could tip the
ever. It will be in northern Vir-
ricades on public streets. The first bar- balance against Mr. Bush.
ricades went up within days of the 1994 ginia at the same first-class ho- Mr. Drolet is not the only Republican
election that brought black rule, and tel that hosted us in 2000. Come office-holder who is crossing the party
there are now estimated to be 500. and renew old friendships, make line. “The primary job of the Michigan
There have been complaints that the new ones, and enjoy the un- Republican Party is to get Michigan can-
blockades are “racist,” restrict traffic, matched camaraderie of a week- didates elected,” says representative
and inconvenience domestic workers end with people who understand. Jack Brandenburg. “We have a national
who must show ID. The city council has For registration details please party to take care of the president.” He,
announced that residents must now sub- see the flyer attached to this is- too, is backing the initiative. [Steve
mit access control applications to jus- sue or call us at (703) 716-0900. Miller, Michigan GOP Leaders Oppose
tify barricades. Unless they get council See you in February! Race Initiative for Bush’s Sake, Wash-
approval, which is expensive, time-con- ington Times, July 30, 2003.] Ω