80 Fun Things To Do In An Exam When U Know You're Going To Fail It Anyways!

1. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret
documents!!"
2. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate your answe
rs with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure that you c
an hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.
3. Bring a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level.
4. On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every que
stion. For example: I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it conf
licts with my religious beliefs. Be creative.
5. Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief. G
o to the instructor, say "They've found me, I have to leave the country" and run
off.
6. 15 min. into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces
, throw them into the air and yell out "Merry Christmas." If you're really darin
g, ask for another copy of the exam. Say you lost the first one. Repeat this pro
cess every 15 min.
7. Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your head, and no
thing else.
8. Come down with a BAD case of Tourette's Syndrome during the exam. Be as vulga
r as possible.
9. Bring things to throw at the instructor when s/he's not looking. Blame it on
the person nearest to you.
10. As soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat it.
11. Every 5 min. stand up, collect all your things, move to another seat, contin
ue with the exam.
12. Turn in the exam approx. 30 min. into it. As you walk out, start commenting
on how easy it was.
13. Get the exam. 20 min into it, throw your papers down violently, scream out "
Fuck this!" and walk out triumphantly.
14. Arrange a protest before the exam starts (ie. Threaten the instructor that w
hether or not everyone's done, they are all leaving after one hour to go drink.)

15. Show up completely drunk (completely drunk means at some point during the ex
am, you should start crying for mommy).
16. Comment on how sexy the instructor is looking that day.
17. Come to the exam wearing a black cloak. After about 30 min, put on a white m
ask and start yelling "I'm here, the phantom of the opera" until they drag you a
way.
18. If the exam is math/sciences related, make up the longest proofs you could p
ossible think of. Get pi and imaginary numbers into most equations. If it is a w
ritten exam, relate everything to your own life story.
19. Try to get people in the room to do a wave.
20. Bring some large, cumbersome, ugly idol. Put it right next to you. Pray to i
t often. Consider a small sacrifice.
21. During the exam, take apart everything around you. Desks, chairs, anything y
ou can reach.
22. Puke into your exam booklet. Hand it in. Leave.
23. Take 6 packages of rice cakes to the exam. Stuff at least 2 rice cakes into
your mouth at once. Chew, then cough. Repeat if necessary.
24. Masturbate.
25. Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About 5 min into it, loudly say to the inst
ructor, "I don't understand ANY of this. I've been to every lecture all semester
long! What's the deal? And who the hell are you? Where's the regular guy?"
26. Do the entire exam in another language. If you don't know one, make one up!
27. Bring a black marker. Return the exam with all questions and answers complet
ely blacked out.
28. Every now and then, clap twice rapidly. If the instructor asks why, tell him
/her in a very derogatory tone, "the light bulb that goes on above my head when
I get an idea is hooked up to a clapper. DUH!"
29. From the moment the exam begins, hum the theme to Jeopardy. Ignore the instr
uctor's requests for you to stop. When they finally get you to leave one way or
another, begin whistling the theme to the Bridge on the River Kwai.
30. After you get the exam, call the instructor over, point to any question, ask
for the answer. Try to work it out of him/her.
31. In the middle of the test, have a friend rush into the classroom, tag your h
and, and resume taking your test for you. When the teacher asks what's going on,
calmly explain the rules of Tag Team Testing to him/her.
32. Bring cheat sheets FOR ANOTHER CLASS (make sure this is obvious... like hist
ory notes for a calculus exam... otherwise you're not just failing, you're getti
ng kicked out too) and staple them to the exam, with the comment "Please use the
attached notes for references as you see fit."
33. Stand up after about 15 minutes, and say loudly, "Okay, let's double-check o
ur answers! Number one, A. Number two, C. Number three, E...."
34. Fake an orgasm. When interrupted, apologize, and explain that question #__ m
oved you, deeply.
35. Wear a superman outfit under your normal clothes. 30 minutes into the exam,
jump up and answer your phone, shouting "What? I'm on my way!!". rip off your ou
ter clothes and run out of the room. strike a pose first for added effect.
36. Tailgate outside the classroom before the exam.
37. If your answers are on a scantron sheet, fill it out in pen.
38. Bring a giant cockroach into the room and release it on a girl nearby.
39. Complete the exam with everything you write being backwards at a 90 degree a
ngle.
40. Bring one pencil with a very sharp point. Break the point off your paper. Sh
arpen the pencil. Repeat this process for one hour.
41. Make Strange noises... get people to stare... look at the person next to you
as if heshe did it.
42. Dress like the professor.
43. Cross-Dress.
44. Use Invisible Ink to answer the whole exam.
45. Order catering. The catering company should come in about halfway through th
e test, and should include at least three waiters, eight carts of food, and five
candelabras.
46. Bring a pillow. Fall asleep (or pretend to) until the last 15 minutes. Wake
up, say "oh geez, better get cracking" and do some gibberish work. Turn it in a
few minutes early.
47. If it is a math/science exam, answer in essay form. If it is long answer/ess
ay form, answer with numbers and symbols. Be creative. Use the integral symbol.
48. Make paper airplanes out of the exam. Aim them at the instructor's left nost
ril.
49. Bring cheerleaders.
50. Bring pets.
51. Do the exam with crayons, paint, or fluorescent markers.
52. Walk into the exam with an entourage. Claim you are going to be taping your
next video during the exam. Try to get the instructor to let them stay, be persu
asive. Tell the instructor to expect a percentage of the profits if they are all
owed to stay.
53. Do the entire exam as if it was multiple choice and true/false. If it is a m
ultiple choice exam, spell out interesting things (DCCAB. BABE. etc. . ).
54. Go to an exam for a class you have no clue about, where you know the class i
s very small, and the instructor would recognize you if you belonged. Claim that
you have been to every lecture. Fight for your right to take the exam.
55. Upon receiving the exam, look it over, while laughing loudly, say "you don't
really expect me to waste my time on this drivel? Days of our Lives is on!!!"
56. Bring a water pistol with you.
57. Start a brawl in the middle of the exam.
58. Come in wearing a full knight's outfit, complete with sword and shield.
59. Bring a friend to give you a back massage the entire way through the exam. I
nsist this person is needed, because you have bad circulation.
60. When you walk in, complain about the heat.
61. One word: Wrestlemania.
62. Bring balloons, blow them up, start throwing them around like they do before
concerts start.
63. Play frisbee with a friend at the other side of the room.
64. Get deliveries of candy, flowers, balloons, telegrams, etc. . . sent to you
every few minutes throughout the exam.
65. Bring a musical instrument with you, play various tunes. If you are asked to
stop, say "it helps me think. " Bring a copy of the Student Handbook with you,
challenging the instructor to find the section on musical instruments during fin
als. Don't forget to use the phrase "Told you so".
66. Answer the exam with the "Top Ten Reasons Why Professor xxxx is a Terrible T
eacher"
67. Make out (or go further than making out) with your boyfriend during the exam
when the instructor tries to get you to stop, look the instructor in the eye an
d tell him/her in an annoyed tone "EXCUSE ME!!! We're a little busy here, GO AWA
Y . . . "
68. Rickroll the entire exam, get a friend to blast out 'Never Gonna Give You Up
' over the speakers.
69. Yell out that 'The Final Countdown' is now in your head and start singing th
e tune, see how many people catch on.
70. Pretend your neighbor is having a heart attack and start CPR.
71. Take your pants off and give it to the instructor.
72. Shave. Even if you're a girl.
73. Announce to the class that you're God and you want the instructor to leave t
he room.
74. Play rock-paper-scissor with yourself, then accuse your right hand of cheati
ng.
75. Start laughing really hard and shout out "Oh!! ok...Now I get it."
76. Propose to your instructor no matter what gender!
77. Chicken Dance :)
78. Bring a laptop in, and start Googling for answers.
79. Pretend getting a heart attack, when the teacher runs to you, tell him/her t
hat you were just testing his/her attention.
80. Call the teacher over. Repeatedly call him/her. When he answers, wait 5 seco
nds, then say "We're taking a test teacher!" (Kind of like Charlie the Unicorn "
We're on a bridge Charlie!")
81. Go into the exam room. sit down, put on a helmet with the blast shield down
and tell the professer the Force will guide your pencil.
82. When the end of the test is near and the examiner starts to look at the cloc
k. Wait until the the seconds hand reaches 6, start singing the Countdown theme
tune.
83. Leave the whole exam blank after writing "THERE ARE ALWAYS POINTS FOR NEAT W
ORK."
84. In the middle of the exam stand up and yell 'they re coming for me!' and run o
ut
85. Cough really loudly every 5 seconds
86: On the side which says "blank page" write: "this page would be blank if this
sign wasn't telling you that". Cover the entire page/paper. Or put movie quotes
like "All work and no play makes <you're name> a dull boy"
87: Get a friend to help you answer the questions by doing an INTERPRETIVE DANCE
BATTLE!
88. Pretend answering a phone and say "what? only 20 minutes? I better get crack
in'!!" and run out of the room!
89: Bring your Laptop and watch your porn collection.
90: When the professor is explaining the rules, walk up and say "Yo Professor __
__, I'm really happy for ya and Imma let you finish, but Beyonce had one of the
best videos of ALL TIMEE!
91. Yell out that 'The Final Countdown' is now in your head and start singing th
e tune, see how many people catch on.
92: Yell out you lost The Game (As a result, anyone on this group automatically
loses The Game, and everyone on the group is now playing it xD )
93: Some time into the exam, get up, turn on a radio and start doing the safety
dance, when told to stop say you can dance if you want to, if your friends don't
dance then they are no friends of yours.
94: Instead of trying to write the answers, write debates on questions that have
plagued mankind for many years, such as who would win in a fight between Chuck
Norris and Bruce Campbell.
95. Take your laptop out. Login to facebook. Migrate to this group. And Invite A
LL your friends!! Let them get a taste of 'fun' too!