Alice the Ballerina

(Dances around and sings. After a while, notices audience and stops) Oh dear! Sorry! I was
so happy dancing I didn’t notice you! Hye! My name is Alice! I am a ballerina! Oh? You don’t
know what’s a ballerina? A ballerina is a female dancer who dances gracefully and
beautifully! Usually people call me ‘Alice the Ballerina!’ (laughs) You can just call me Alice!
Oh! I came from a wonderful family! My parents are both famous and rich! But they are also
kind! The townspeople love them! Usually, they would hold a warm dinner for everyone once
a week! Ah… I love my parents!! But at the moment I live with my sweet, sweet grandma!
She is so kind and loving! (listens to the audience) Oh, you want to know more about me?
Let me see.. I love dancing! And I like talking and making friends! I love eating sweet, sweet
food like ice cream and candy! Oh, I love my long hair too! I brush them 100 times every
day!! (laughs) Sometimes I go to the town center to read books to the children near the old
town clock! They are so cute! (laughs) Oh, well, I have to go! I heard grandma calling me!!

Granny

(Walks in slowly and looking around for something. Suddenly look at the audience) Blimey!!
Have you seen the JooJoo Shrooms?! Oooh… I have been craving to eat them for weeks
now… I went to the market but they said nobody ever finds them anymore.. When I was
small, there used to be this cute lady who have wings who always brought the JooJoo
Shrooms for me! (listens to audience) Oh yes! Yes! That was a fairy alright! (excited. Like
realized something) Shh!! Don’t tell anyone I know a fairy! It’s a family secret!!! (winks) But
yes… She never comes around anymore… (sighs) Well, what do you know… I was sitting at
home and I said to my old self, “You ain’t gonna live long, woman! You better find that
mushroom before death comes knocking at your door!” So here I am, in this deep forest,
looking for.. err.. what was it that I was looking for? (listens to the audience) Ah yes! The
JooJoo Shrooms! Have you seen those? (Listens to audience) Did you say this is a dangerous
place? (surprised) Oh blimey! I knew that! But I forgot!! You think I should get out of here
eh? (notices a weird shroom on the far side of stage) Ooooh! JooJoo Shrooms!!! (walks
towards the shrooms hastily)

Mr. Clock the Old Town Clock

Dong! Dong! Dong! Greetings, citizens of the worldly beings! I am Mr. Tick Tock Clickaty
Clock! But for convenience purposes, you may call me Mr. Clock. Oh, I am a veeeeery old
town clock. I have been this town’s town clock since the settlement was opened… Dong!
Dong! Dong! Many decades ago… It was said that the great clocksmith, Giovanni Albert was
my father, my creator. Yes, and I am more than what I am! Oh puzzling puzzles! Yes! My
true purpose is not to just tell time! But.. I am also an ancient archive of knowledge! A living
library! I am equipped with knowledge from the ancient world of desert, sea and mountain
kings up to the latest and most advanced technological society! People used to come to me
to seek for answers and knowledge from all over the world. But nobody is interested in
knowledge anymore. So I went to a deep deep slumber and promise to never wake up again.
This ballerina seeks some answers! Perhaps I shall lend her a hand and see whether the
future generations still loves knowledge or not!
Fay the Ballet Fairy!

Ah… Poor, poor child! Don’t cry Alice! Your ballet fairy is here!! 24/7, anywhere and anytime,
always at your ballerina’s service! I shall help you! (looks at the audience) Oh! Hello! I
forgot, this is the part where I am supposed to introduce myself! Greetings! Greetings,
Ladies and gentlemen, dukes and ditches of all ages! I am Fay the Ballet Fairy! Oh, you
didn’t know? All ballerinas have Ballet Fairies! Yes, we look after ballerinas and bless them
with our magical gifts! Each ballerina has her own ballet fairy! I am Alice’s ballet fairy!
Yesss!!! Since ballerinas are soooo sweet and cute, we were told by king of all fairies to help
them when they are in trouble!! So when every baby who are destined to be a ballerina was
born, a ballet fairy is assigned to them! I was there when Alice came to this world! And I
have been watching over he since then! That’s why I’m here!! Look! Poor Alice’s grandma is
sick! I used to take care of her when SHE was a ballerina!! Oh, yes! She was a sweet, cute
ballerina too when she was small! Poor poor grandma is sick! Oh! I must hurry and not let
Alice cry more! I have to go! Toodles, everyone!!

Moxitoples the Forest Gremlin

(Walks towards Alice, Mr. Clock and Fair) Deliiiiiicous foooood….. Deliiiiiiicious foooood….
(Bends down and mumble what kind of cooking he wants to do with them and starts to
notice the audience..) Mine! These food be mine! You no have any! (listens to the audience
for a while) Good. Nobody takes food from Moxitoples! You know not who I be? Me be
Moxitoples! Me be a forest gremlin! This forest belongs to Moxitoples for many years be.
Moxitoples be 126 years old! And me live in a wonderful, dark, scaaaary, eviiiiiilllll tree
where me do me evil deeds in secrecy! Hahahahaha! And yes… the tree be 101 years old!
(pauses, looks at Fluffy & Fliffy and walks towards them) These two… be my evil agents!
Ahahaha! Me have long want to eat little ballerinas…. Yes… And old clocks! And a fairy!!
Yes! How deliiiiicous!!! (animal sounds from afar) Huuaaaaaargh!!! (screams towards the
sound) You hear them irritating animals? Me hate them!! Hate them!! Me will eat all of them
if me can!!! Yes…. (looks at the audience) same be with you. Let me be giving you some
caution! If you be entering my forest… Me shall eat you! Make stew or pot roast out of you
and have you for breakfast, lunch, dinner, or maybe even supper too!! In fact me might
even invite me gremlins friends to feast on you! Muahahahahaha!

Oscar the Roosty Rooster

Cock-a-doodle-doo!! Gooooood morning everyone! Ah! It is such a beautiful morning!! The

air is fresh, the light is breaking! Ah!! (pasuses and realizes something) Oh how rude, how
rude am I! Let me introduce myself! I am Oscar the Roosty Rooster! Pcoooooock!! Yes! I am
a talking chicken! When I was a chic, I was a pet of the mysterious Doctor Bosckonovich! He
alwas did craaaaazy experiments and one day, he blew up his laboratory! Luckily I was
saved and! I became intelligent and I could talk!! Pcoooock!! But it was a very sad sad day
because Dr. B. passed away… He used to love telling me stories every day and I swore I
would do the same! I am the best story teller there is in this region! I wake people up early
in the morning to listen to my wonderful stories! Yes! Yes! Yes! I am the best story teller
there is! Pcooock!!! Haha! Oh! Speaking of stories, this reminds me of an interesting story
about a particular ballerina named Alice the Ballerina!! The story began with her
grandmother who was craving for a rare type of mushroom called the JooJoo Shrooms! She
went to the deep forest on her own! Oh yes… Trouble would soon follow!!!

Fluffy and Fliffy

Words in normal = Fluffly

Words in bold = Fliffy
SMALL CAP WORDS = both

Hi! Hello! I am Fluffy! And I am Fliffy! WE ARE TWINS!! Twins! Twins!! Yeah! Yup! I’m the
elder sister! I’m the younger one! I’m the clever one! I’m the quick one! Oh! Oooh! YOU
KNOW WHAT?! We like to eat carrots! And hop around the meadows! WE LOVE THE MEADOWS!

Yeah! Yeap! We love the meadows because it is soooooooo greeeen! And

preeeeeety! And sooooooft! AND THERE ARE PLENTY OF CARROTS AROUND!! We love it so much that
we made it our home! Home sweet home!! We have been here since we were small!
All these while! Yeah! Yup! Oh! Oooh! WE ARE REALLY NICE ANIMALS! And friendly too! Very
friendly! WE LIKE TO MAKE FRIENDS! Lot’s of them! And help them out too! In any way possible!!
Seems like we could help this girl and her friends! Yeah! Yeap!

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MUAHAHAHAHA! You know what they say! Don’t judge a book by its cover! Yes! Yesss!!! You
are right! Correct , correct! We are actually Moxitoples’ evil minions! Very evil!!! EVIIIIIL!
We bring him his victims so he could eat them! Roast them! Fry them! Boooooil them!
Sautee them!! EVIIIILL! What? Yeah what?! Don’t look at us that way! Uhuh! WE WERE FORCED TO
BE THIS WAY! It’s not our choice! We were not born bad… Not really… EVIIIIL! HAHA. MUAHAHAHA!

When we were small… And helpless… Our family was murdered!! Killed!! Gone!!! By
cruel cruel humans! Super cruel! EVIIIIIL!! Moxi took us in. And raised us! AND TOOK CARE OF
US!! So now we help him! Anything for him! And be his evil minion! Very evil! EVIIIIL!

Though he threatens to eat us sometimes… Scaaaary… So we will bring him food! More
food! SO HE WON’T EAT US! Yes! Yessss!! Now it’s your turn, Alice! And you too, Mr. Clock!
MUAHAHAHAHAHA!

Vic the Vampire

Greetings, monsieur and madame! Je m’appelle Vic, the day valker. But most people call me
Vic, the Vampire or just Vic. Ah! It’s such a pleasure to have your acquaintance! No no no.
Madame, monsieur, don’t look at me like I vill eat you. I’m a peace-loving vampire! True,
True that I have killed many many people and suck their blood dry, but that vas long ago!
Alas, I vas young and foolish and full of desires and vants! But I no longer kill for blood, I pay
for them to villing customers! Ah! You see, I vas born in a dark, cave in Transylvania in 1569.
I vas a vampire by birth! Pretty rare indeed. My mother vas a vitch, her name vas Wik; with
a ‘w’. That’s how I got my name. My father vas a vampire, and his name vas Nadzeratool.
When I vas very small, both of them disappeared and I vas sure it vas the townspeople of
Transylvania’s deed! So I vent and killed everyone of them in one magnificent night. But I
am in peace now. In fact, I am a poet now! Ah! I vanted to get to know this very peciluar
creature called Moxitoples! But for some reasons, he keeps running away from me! I vonder
vhy? Ah! There he is!