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State legislature reconvenes today eye of the beholder.” The campuses might think their
programs are important, but they might not be nec-
essary for the state, Woodward said.
Closing down whole departments and programs
by elise young Incoming Speaker of the N.C. Cuts of about 15 percent, or $405 mil- would mean hundreds of layoffs, which could also
senior writer House of Representatives Thom Tillis, lion, are projected for the UNC system.
sports | page 5
cost universities money in the form of severance
The N.C. General Assembly recon- R-Mecklenburg, will be championing Tillis, a native of Florida, does not packages for employees.
venes today with a new Republican lead- Republicans’ goals to minimize govern- have ties to the UNC system, but he said “But the incremental cost will never be as large as
HEELS HEALING ership ready to tackle a $3.7 billion bud- ment involvement and cut spending. that would not influence the decision- the incremental savings,” he said.
get shortfall and a number of contentious “My goal as a leader for as long as I making process.
After an eight-day layoff, And although former UNC-system President
issues that could have a direct impact on would be speaker is to remind everybody “The task we have ahead of us is to get Erksine Bowles last year suggested closing down
the men’s basketball team students. that there’s a lot of things that govern- a budget in line with the real revenue a whole campus to deal with the immediate cuts,
This will be the first Republican- ment could do,” Tillis said. that we have,” Tillis said. Woodward said he doesn’t foresee that being one of
will face a Miami team that controlled state legislature since 1898, “The real question is whether govern- Legislators will work with recipients his recommendations.
which could mean a constant tug-of-war ment should do it.” of state funding to make sure that fund-
keeps games close and plays between the state’s Democratic Gov. Bev To make up for the state’s deficit, leg-
But implementing the recommendations of the
review would translate into long-term savings that
well down the stretch. The Perdue and the GOP leadership. islators plan to cut spending statewide. See Legislature, Page 7
could be crucial for the system, Ross said at the
extended break was critical UNC-system Board of Governors meeting earlier
for North Carolina. Among the issues the N.C. General Assembly will address: this month.
“We may learn all sorts of new ways to do things,”
Budget The state is facing a $3.7 billion Financial Aid Legislators will vote on a ABC Privatization Republican legislators he said.
state | page 6 budget shortfall, which could mean an up
to 15 percent budget reduction for the UNC
plan to consolidate some sources of grants.
They might also tackle the state’s deplet-
are expected to look into privatizing alcohol
sales, which have been controlled by the
“We are all beginning to come to grips with the
fact that the world is changing.”
system. University leaders plan to lay off ing source of financial aid grants — the state since 1937. Privatization could change A similar review of academic programs two years
GAYS CHOOSE CAPITAL employees and scale back academic pro- escheats fund, which is expected to be alcohol prices. Gov. Bev Perdue and many ago resulted in the elimination of 72 degree pro-
Equal rights activists were grams to combat the budget reduction. unusable in the next two years. legislators are strongly against the idea. grams, said Alan Mabe, senior vice president for
academic affairs for the UNC system.
surprised to learn Raleigh has Tuition The N.C. General Assembly will Abortion Incoming Speaker Thom Tillis “This has been a part of our plan all along,” Mabe
approve universities’ tuition increase and other Republicans announced plans said. “Now we’ll be looking at the programs system-
one of the nation’s highest requests this session. The legislature could to introduce “right to know” legislation to atically across.”
percentages of same-sex approve a supplementary tuition increase inform women of alternatives to abortion
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Correction
Due to a reporting error,
Tuesday’s page 6 story “Baker Ingram leads in signatures Bill to
abolish
readies for his Next Step,” incor-
rectly stated that The Next Step
Realty earns commission through
By Brooke Hefner their places in the election, with
Staff Writer Medlin finishing first and Shah
its website. Brokers pay monthly or Having submitted almost double and Hardin finishing second and
annual subscriptions to access the
Congress
the number of signatures of any third, respectively.
company’s network of leads. other candidate — and more than Mary Cooper collected 1,577
The Daily Tar Heel apologizes any in recent memory — junior signatures, Lee collected 1,387
for the error. Rick Ingram has emerged as the signatures and Brooklyn Stephens
favorite in the race for student collected 1,240 signatures, 10 short
Campus Briefs
Lee’s e-mail solicitations
don’t violate elections rules
body president.
Candidates were required to
turn in their petitions to the Board
of Elections with 1,250 unique sig-
of the required number.
Stephens will have until Friday
at 5 p.m. to submit at least 10 valid
signatures to the board in order to
rejected
The Board of Elections ruled natures Tuesday at 5 p.m. be certified.
Monday night that e-mails sent by Ingram collected 2,945 signa-
tures, 1,368 more than any other
Dylan Gilroy, the final candi-
date, did not submit any signa-
Reform debate
Ian Lee’s student body president
campaign did not violate elections candidate.
Rick said he thinks his lead rep-
tures to the board. Gilroy has said
that he is not running a serious
to move forward
law.
Because the e-mails were not resents an advantage. campaign.
“I think anytime that you can by Nicole Comparato
sent to mailing lists, they are Cooper said she doesn’t think staff writer
defined as private or discreet and engage that many students, it’s a Ingram’s lead necessarily makes A reform bill to rid UNC of its
therefore comply with Title VI of great thing,” Ingram said. “It’s nice him the favorite. Student Congress was unanimous-
the Student Code. to know my freezing hands were “It’s definitely an impressive and dth/erin hull
ly rejected when it was brought to
worth something.” unprecedented amount, but I’m Board of Elections chairman Andrew Phillips receives signed petitions the rules and judiciary committee
Candidate Ian Lee said he did looking forward to the discussion from those who ran for student body president and other offices.
Foreign correspondents to not believe Ingram’s count repre-
for review Tuesday.
of more issues,” she said.
share war reporting stories sented a significant advantage. Lee said his ability to collect sig- to allow Lee to use electronic sig- ting signatures.”
The committee voted against
passing the bill on to the full
“I don’t think there is a direct natures online helped him attract natures he collected via a website Certified candidates will par-
Jon Lee Anderson of The New Congress because it was too
correlation between signatures and more support. his campaign created. ticipate in the Dialectic and
Yorker and Helene Cooper of The drastic — but still plans on work-
support,” Lee said. “It definitely allowed us to reach Candidates said they were anx- Philanthropic Societies presiden-
New York Times will discuss their ing toward Student Congress
Last year, Hogan Medlin, the students we would not otherwise ious to get past the petition stage. tial debate — the first debate of the
experiences reporting from war- reform.
current student body president, col- be able to,” he said. “We had well “I’m really excited to be able to season — at the Dialectic Chamber
torn areas in two free public talks The bill aimed to abolish
lected the most signatures — 1,891 over 200 online signatures, but it talk with students about issues,” tonight at 7:30 p.m.
held at UNC. Congress as a body by splitting
— followed by Shruti Shah and certainly did not replace our clip- Lee said.
Anderson will speak at 5:30 it up and creating two separate
Monique Hardin. Their respective board efforts.” “Up until this point this cam- Contact the University Editor
p.m. Feb. 3 in Carroll Hall. He will 15-member boards, one legislative
signature counts correlated with The board decided Sunday night paign has been mostly about get- at university@dailytarheel.com.
talk about his experience reporting and one financial.
from war-torn countries and about If the bill had been passed
the long-term effects of violence on through committee, the Congress
From
global interactions. would have had to decide whether
Cooper, a White House cor- to suspend the upcoming congres-
respondent and UNC School sional election. After the com-
of Journalism and Mass mittee blocked the bill, Chelsea
ABT
Communication alumna, will speak Miller, the bill’s sponsor, withdrew
at 5:30 p.m. March 22 in the FedEx referendum to avoid a redundant
Global Education Center. She has debate.
covered trade, politics, race and But Miller, the finance commit-
to
foreign policy and has reported tee chairwoman, said she wants to
from war-torn regions for The Wall continue working toward a more
Street Journal. efficient Congress.
Both talks are part of a “War “This was nothing surprising,”
UNC
Stories” speaker series sponsored she said.
by the curriculum in global stud- “But the goal of this was to start
ies in the College of Arts and a conversation, not to live and die
Sciences. by the verbiage in the bill.”
She said she wanted to reduce
Schenck named director of Ballet teacher inspires the body to 30 members because
it would make it easier to fill the
Institute for Public Health
and instructs students positions with passionate repre-
sentatives.
Anna P. Schenck will become
director of the North Carolina This theme was one of the only
by Florence Bryan points members of the committee
Institute for Public Health and staff writer
associate dean for public health agreed on.
Laurie Yeames gracefully paces around Zach De La Rosa, chairman of
practice at the UNC Gillings the Franklin Street ballet studio, giving
School of Global Public Health on the committee, said the bill set an
corrections to her college students who are honorable goal but was not the
March 1. warming up at the barre.
Schenck leads the school’s Public right bill to fix congress.
It’s early, 8:30 a.m. Tuesday at the Ballet “The idea is to get rid of use-
Health Leadership Program. The School of Chapel Hill. The sun has just
current NCIPH director, Edward less committees,” he said. “There’s
started to stream through the studio win- a lot in the Code that needs to be
Baker, will step down from his dows.
administrative role but will con- removed, but the structure of this
A few yawns escape the dancers clad in bill really got me.”
tinue to serve as a research profes- leotards and sweats, but they attentively
sor at UNC. Adam Horowitz, a representa-
listen to Yeames’ reminders to articulate tive from the finance committee
Schenck became PHLP director their feet and center their torsos. When a
in 2009. She received her master’s who attended the meeting, said
dancer makes an improvement, she smiles this bill brought important issues
degree in health education and a and offers animated praise.
doctorate in epidemiology from to the forefront.
Far from New York City, where she spent “So many people don’t show up
UNC’s public health school. much of her life training and dancing,
She has worked at the UNC to Congress. I would rather have 30
Yeames, 49, said she didn’t know what to people show up that are passionate
Lineberger Comprehensive Cancer expect when she started teaching intermedi-
Center and the Guilford County than 27 out of 42 at a Congress ses-
ate and advanced ballet to UNC students. sion, on a good day,” he said.
Department of Public Health in But now it’s something she said she looks
Greensboro. She also spent 12 The debate will continue as
forward to every day. representatives contemplate the
years at The Carolinas Center for “What I love about UNC is I’m dealing
Medical Excellence, in Cary. idea of splitting up Congress and
with people that are there because they removing parts of the Student
want to be there,” she said. Code that have been in tact for
Health E NC projects aim to Yeames understands her students’ pas- years.
improve cancer prevention sion — she began dancing at the Maryland “I just don’t like the idea of
Youth Ballet after a doctor recommended it splitting up Congress,” De La
The Health E NC (Health for because she had flat feet. Rosa said, “But I do like central-
everyone in North Carolina) pro- At 13, she auditioned for American Ballet dth/katie sweeney
ized groups and more focused
gram will provide pilot funding for Theatre and was given a full scholarship to Laurie Yeames teaches a ballet class at the Ballet School of Chapel Hill on Tuesday. Yeames committees.”
six projects that will target can- train at the school. Watching the company teaches both intermediate and advanced ballet at UNC and once taught Natalie Portman. Miller said her background is
cer prevention and treatment in members through the studio windows was in finance, not rules and judiciary,
the state. The program provides overwhelming but inspiring, she said. “She had the cutest little face and this tiny With Yeames’ guidance, Rand and two and that influenced how she wrote
funding for a University Cancer Yeames left the theatre to dance with the little body,” she said. other seniors co-founded Carolina Dance the bill and the response that it
Research Fund goal of optimiz- Princess Grace Academy of Classical Dance in Yeames taught Portman for a year before Initiative, which offers student-led dance received as a result.
ing cancer outcomes in the North Monaco before finishing her training in New moving to Alaska. Portman, who was nomi- classes on campus. “I don’t like to lose, but I left
Carolina. York at the School of American Ballet. She nated Tuesday for a Best Actress Oscar for Co-founder Tiffany Dysart, who plans to some big chunks out of the bill,
The projects were selected later danced in Chicago and Los Angeles. the ballet film “Black Swan,” continued to continue dancing after college, said she has and the ideas I presented were not
through a competitive review pro- During her travels, she noticed a dichot- dance at the New York studio and still stays appreciated Yeames’ encouragement. the ones we needed, so we’ll work
cess. Projects that demonstrated omy in the ballet world. in touch with the studio’s director. “She’s pushed me and expected more of me, towards those,” she said.
potential to generate additional “You’re basically not paid a lot, and you’re “Her love of dance started from there, which is good because sometimes you don’t But most committee members
funding and those that had a tan- sort of struggling to meet your day-to-day and she’s always maintained that connection expect the most out of yourself,” she said. said Student Congress does need
gible impact on health for North expenses,” she said. “But you’re doing what with them and that studio,” Yeames said. Yeames said she takes the responsibility to reform during the debate ses-
Carolinians — among other quali- you actually love, and you actually travel in Although Yeames sometimes wishes she of teaching dance very seriously. sion.
ties — were prioritized. these very elite circles because the patrons had performed longer, she said she is happy “I know how I felt about my teachers and “The best way to effect change
of the ballet happen to be very wealthy.” in Chapel Hill, where she has lived with her the influence they had on me,” she said. “It’s is with people who care a lot about
City Briefs In her early 20s, Yeames began teaching
full time on Long Island.
husband and two children for six years. At
the ballet school, Yeames teaches middle
really deep for me. You get a lot of love back.”
“It sounds weird, but you feel it. It’s very
issues being discussed,” Miller
Chamber gives business said.
As a ballet teacher at a Broadway-focused school to college-age students. palpable how much love comes back.” “ T his wasn’ t me versus
awards at annual meeting studio, Yeames taught many students aspir- Senior Becca Rand, who has taken two Congress.”
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State of the union in the union National and World News N&W
J
battles to eradicate his stammer before he unexpect- While 28 percent want the 2010 health insur-
unior Anthony Dent, College Republicans chairman, prepares for President Barack edly takes the throne. Joel and Ethan Coen’s spirited ance law expanded, 19 percent said leave it alone,
Obama to deliver the annual State of the Union on Tuesday evening. The College remake of the Western “True Grit” followed with 10 23 percent backed repealing it and replacing with
Republicans, who watched the address in the Student Union, agreed that the econ- nominations for the 83rd annual Academy Awards, Republican ideas and 20 percent said repeal it, but
including Best Picture. “The Social Network” and don’t replace it.
omy is improving, but they were critical of Obama’s education plans. Young Democrats “Inception” scored eight nominations apiece. Views fell largely along partisan lines.
also hosted a viewing party. See more student reaction in a video at dailytarheel.com.
consulting executive at IBM and cut, Daughtridge said. Contact the State and National © 2009 The Mepham Group. All rights reserved.
Big Boi’s big night
PricewaterhouseCoopers. “We’re not trying to microman- Editor at state@dailytarheel.com. Rapper Big Boi will take
Level: 1 2 3 4
the stage tonight in a sold-out
greek Sauls acknowledged the difficulty “There’s a lot of stuff in there —
Greek leaders could face in keeping a lot to do.” Complete the grid
Memorial Hall. See pg. 3 for story.
from page 1
up with any new requirements. so each row, column
Kayte Fry — coordinator of fra- “It can be challenging and Staff Writer Alex Hammer
A muggle speaks out
and 3-by-3 box (in
ternity and sorority life — will leave daunting to go through all the contributed reporting. bold borders) con- One professor disagreed with
the University within a month, things you have to do to meet all Contact the University Editor tains every digit 1 J.K. Rowling’s portrayal of Eastern
Crisp said. the standards,” he said. at university@dailytarheel.com. to 9. Europeans. See pg. 4 for story.
“Effectively, we’re going to have
Solution to
the opportunity to build the office Merit scholarship scarcity
Tuesday’s puzzle
from scratch,” he said. Some of the University’s most
Crisp added that he thinks it’s prestigious scholarships could be
likely the disciplinary component in jeopardy. See pg. 5 for story.
of the office will be removed alto-
gether and transferred to the office
of the dean of students. Gays choose capital
The team’s third task will be to Raleigh has a surprisingly high
examine the separate Greek coun- concentration of gay parents. See
cils and determine how to apply pg. 6 for story.
the new plan to each organization,
he said.
This will include how to apply
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he won’t be expecting many details
from Crisp.
“I don’t expect that he has made
a whole lot of progress except (C)2011 Tribune Media Services, Inc.
deciding how he wants to proceed,” Los Angeles Times Daily Crossword Puzzle All rights reserved.
he said.
Gardner said he was willing to Across History?” 28 “How now? __?”: Hamlet, 45 Balance sheet heading
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give Crisp more breathing room 4 “In all 65 Abundant flow Polonius 50 1961 British movie
since the office of fraternity and 919-929-7643 likelihood ...” 66 Pink Floyd guitarist Barrett 29 Letter after epsilon monster
sorority life is understaffed. 11 Hollywood hrs. 32 Burrowing rodent 51 Sasha, to
“Basically we have no depart- 14 Many, many moons Down 33 “Alas” Malia
15 Land purveyor 1 Use a Singer 34 Swamp growth 53 Lee who co-created
ment right now,” he said. 16 Mr. __!: old whodunit 2 High-muck-a-muck 37 Disorder 24-Across
“Who’s going to implement (the game 3 “General Hospital” actress 38 Shows up 54 In the cellar, so to speak
plan)?” he added. “Somebody’s got 17 Diana Prince’s alter ego 4 Cookie that might flavor a 39 Infamous Amin 57 Jet set garb
19 Have some grub McFlurry 40 Postal motto word 58 Rhine feeder
to do all the work. It ain’t going to 20 Wore 5 “Jurassic Park” actress 41 Every last one 59 Tuscaloosa-to-Huntsville
be Winston.” 21 Thus 6 Margery of kids’ rhyme 42 Driving force dir.
Crisp said another factor in the 23 Cutting the mustard 7 Road warning 43 Elucidate 60 New England catch
plan’s lack of detail was the inabil- 24 Peter Parker’s alter ego 8 Source of 20s, for short 44 Make public
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ity to bring students into the dis- 28 Quetzalcóatl worshiper 10 “Sesame Street” regular
cussion in December. 30 Aromatherapist’s supply 11 Early arrival
“There’s only so much you can 31 Britt Reid’s alter ego 12 Natural seasoning
35 Bite for Mister Ed 13 Jackson Hole backdrop
do while the students are other- 36 Bray beginning 18 HST’s successor
wise occupied with exams and then 37 Steve Rogers’s alter ego 22 Danish coins
away,” he said.
Jonathan Sauls, interim asso-
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h, the female G-spot. The
stuff of sexual legend.
Viewpoints
Does it exist? Does it not
exist? Do you just need better
directions to find it, or a “G”PS?
Well, a 2010 study in the
Journal of Sexual Medicine has
thrown in and says that while it
may be in some people’s jeans, it’s
Slavery is what the Confederacy stood for Confederate past goes beyond slavery
A
actually not in their genes.
W
The G-spot has been described n old adage teaches us that ith the sesquicentennial of
as a small, sensitive structure we are all entitled to our own the North Carolina’s seces-
along the front interior wall of opinions, but we are not enti- sion from the United States
the vagina, which can produce or tled to our own facts. rapidly approaching, debate has erupted
intensify orgasms when stimu- A s the 150th among the student
lated. The “G” comes from Ernst anniversary of the body regarding the
Gräfenberg, the physician who Civil War quickly THE ISSUE: The upcoming sesquicenten- presence of Civil War
first wrote about the spot in 1950.
Some books and magazines Sam Jacobson approaches, it is nial of the Civil War has sparked discus- memorials on cam- Taylor Haulsee
have publicized a wide accep- Editorial board member important to pause sion around campus and the state about pus. Editorial Board Member
tance of the existence of the Senior political science major from and remember what the proper treatment of North Carolina’s Considering the Senior economics major from
G-spot in women, but the science Bethesda, MD. the Confederacy Confederate past. Is it a valid part of the deep and profound Pinehurst.
has not fallen one way or the E-mail: samdjacobson@gmail.com stood for. state’s heritage, or is it something to be involvement that E-mail: haulsee@email.unc.edu
other quite yet. When we recall shamed or forgotten? What should hap- our state and our
Previous studies have linked the the Civil War, we
presence of a G-spot to anatomical
pen to Silent Sam? Today, members of University had with
do well to remind ourselves that it was fought over the War Between the States, the presence of monu-
or physiological features. These slavery. For anyone who thinks otherwise, I can think the editorial board weigh in on the war’s ments, such as Silent Sam, are wholly justified. Yet
include the space between the ure- of a few courses taught at this University you should proper place in the discourse. many students say the removal of Silent Sam is more
thra and vagina, the Skene glands enroll in. Every time I hear someone say it was fought desirable than a comprehensive acknowledgement of
(also known as the “female pros- over “states’ rights,” I always roll my eyes. Check any
tate”), or the clitoris. However, the
our University’s history.
one of the secession documents if you disagree. Any assertions which attempt to indict our campus’ Civil War monuments
debate still goes on due to small
sample sizes or high variability. It is wrong to invoke the Confederacy without mentioning slavery. And as a direct tribute to institutional slavery are utterly false. Instead, the statue of
In this study, Andrea Burri too many of our leaders do it. Last year, Va. Gov. Bob McDonnell declared Silent Sam itself stands as a testament to the UNC students who died fighting
and her colleagues at King’s April to be Confederate History Month in the Commonwealth of Virginia in the war and the sons and daughters who suffered as a result.
College asked more than 1,800 without mentioning slavery and its impact on African Americans. As a corollary, disregard for the connection that our state and University
women if they have a G-spot, The act of secession by each Southern slave-holding state was treason- shared with the Civil War would in fact be irresponsible. Our state and
and 56 percent of the women ous and unpatriotic. It violated the values that lie at the very core of the University are so deeply tied to this conflict that it cannot be ignored.
reported that they do. This figure Declaration of Independence: equality, liberty and freedom. As the last state to formally secede from the Union, North Carolina sac-
is comparable to the 66 percent It is wrong to honor the causes for secession. But the question remains: rificed more men to the war than any other Southern state. The war itself
reported in an American survey Because so many UNC students fought and died in the war, how do we claimed the lives of more UNC men than any other event in history. Indeed,
from 1990. honor the soldiers without honoring their mission or their cause? many of these men died in order to protect institutional slavery, which was
The interesting feature of Burri’s
Should Silent Sam be taken down? No. It is a historical statue that hon- presumably the economic lifeblood of the agricultural South.
sample was that they included
357 pairs of identical twins and ors the fallen soldiers. The statue has become a landmark on campus, and If current logic maintains that Silent Sam is a tribute to the defense of
356 pairs of fraternal twins. Since tearing it down would erase an important part of UNC’s history. slavery, then it must follow that the nickname “Tar Heel” is also a tribute
twins share genetic information, But it should be amended. As it stands, the statue sends the wrong to the men who so steadfastly spilled their own blood in defense of it.
they were able to further explore message to students and guests on our campus because it willfully ignores The term “Tar Heel” proliferated during the Colonial period in which
whether or not genes were corre- the issue of slavery. It honors the dead as soldiers “whose lives taught the North Carolina was an industry leader in tar, pitch and turpentine produc-
lated with a G-spot. lesson of their great commander that duty is the sublimest word in the tion. During the Civil War, the phrase came to represent how firmly North
Burri’s conclusion? The G-spot English language.” But the defining values of UNC teach us that there is a Carolinian soldiers held their ground in defense of the Confederacy.
is not a heritable, genetic trait. more sacred duty: to defeat evil, not follow it blindly. By this construct, supporters of Silent Sam’s removal from our campus
This finding seems to go It is not appropriate to invoke the Civil War or mention the Confederacy should likewise support an alteration of our school’s mascot, similar to Ole
against the anatomical explana- without directly linking it to what it stood for: slavery. If Silent Sam should Miss’ recent abandonment of the Colonel Reb mascot. However, we relent-
tion: If the G-spot were structur- remain, at least some mention of slavery should be included next to it or
al, then it stands to reason that it
lessly proclaim ourselves to be Tar Heels born and bred. We enduringly
on one of its panels. sing our alma mater at every chance and thus possess the responsibility
would be genetic to some degree.
Instead, Burri found some Black slaves helped build and run this University, for free. And black to acknowledge the history which comes along with it.
associations between reporting individuals weren’t always allowed to attend it as students. We have Today, we realize that institutional slavery on behalf of landowners in
a G-spot and factors which are come a long way since Jim Crow and segregation, but any mention of the the South was an egregiously dehumanizing and unconstitutional prac-
more psychosocial. For example, Confederacy without an acknowledgement of the evils it expounded moves tice. As a result of this sentiment, should our administrators deduce it
some of the women reporting us backward as an academic institution. The South — as well as UNC — is prudent or justifiable to remove all Civil War monuments? The answer
a G-spot also scored higher in better off today because the Confederacy was defeated. is absolutely not. Our campus and state are too inextricably linked to
“openness to new experience,” Though it is a sensitive issue, it is important for this debate to continue, the Civil War that any attempts to subvert or eschew this part of North
fantasized more, and were more just as long as we frame it appropriately. Carolina history should be deemed negligent and irresponsible.
satisfied with their relationships.
In addition, these women
were more likely to achieve
orgasm during intercourse, and LETTERS TO THE EDITOR examples, yes, but the reason the program, you will have knowl- ceive of and construct the world is move toward gender-neutral lan-
have multiple, more satisfying they can be used as examples is edge about basic principles of busi- not an intuitive one, nor should it guage without active deliberation.
orgasms. Yet more of them still We must remember our the same. ness, such as financial accounting, be accepted without question. As individuals, and collectively
preferred clitoral orgasms over University’s entire history It doesn’t matter whether we marketing, and operations, and a It can be easy to grow up with as a society, thinking about the
vaginal ones. believe a particular period of his- UBE certificate from the pres- little consciousness of the serious words we use, and whether we
These results are not perfect. TO THE EDITOR: tory is good or bad; the point is tigious Kenan-Flagler Business limitations that common assump- even believe them to have an effect
If having a G-spot facilitates a While it has been excellent it needs to be remembered. We School to help you stand out from tions about gender impose and on our conception of gender can
vaginal orgasm, then the 56 per- reading the conversations on cannot have selective memory, everyone else. personally, the process of talking itself be a formative process that
cent in this study does not match Silent Sam, it has quickly become for that leads to the loss of his- If you are a non-business about language lead me to begin helps push us forward through a
up with the reported 15-30 per- a series of oversimplifications with tory itself. We must remember undergraduate or grad student, thinking honestly about the extent constant, relentless and dynamic
cent of women who are able to regards to the message behind this University’s positive history or a recent grad who could ben- to which male normatively has engagement with the way we
have vaginal orgasms. Also, there the statue. Silent Sam does not with the negative, because UNC efit from adding basic business shaped many of my own deeply interact with the world. So let’s
could be bias in self-reporting represent just racism, or students is linked to it all. know-how to your set of skills, held beliefs. Thus in my own expe- talk about this. Not by slinging
because of the way the ques- who fought for their states or the please visit www.uncbusinesses- rience, the greatest value of gen- the same tired talking points back
tionnaire was worded, and the Confederacy; it represents the Cameron Dunne sentials.com today to learn more der-neutral language has been the and forth, but by honestly assess-
authors did not confirm presence entire Civil War time period. Freshman about UNC Business Essentials’ conversation that it creates. But ing our experiences with gender in
of a G-spot by physical exam. This University has hundreds History full curriculum and how to enroll for this conversation to be valu- our own lives and within the larger
Still, we can take away that not of years worth of history. With in the program. able, attacks on language must be university community.
all women report having a G-spot, this history come reminders and Business training essential We look forward to welcoming creative, insightful and surprising
so don’t think you’re weird if you remembrances in the form of for recent college graduates you to the program. or they will never inspire listeners Vera Parra
don’t think you have one. statues, celebrations and murals. to rethink their own views. Junior
While the G-spot may be associ- Earlier this year, UNC and TO THE EDITOR: Amanda Conklin I would not want the DTH to Philosophy
ated with other aspects of orgasmic the Campus Y celebrated the In the current job market, suc- UBE Ambassador
function, the causation is not clear. return of the first African- cessful college graduates need
Maybe having a G-spot gives you American students to enroll at knowledge and experience that We should discuss, debate
UNC. Why was this celebrated sets them apart from the dozens of SPEAK OUT department and phone number.
better orgasms, or maybe better gender roles and language ➤ Edit: The DTH edits for space, clar-
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