supernatural quotes!

1x19 Provenance
Sam: Burning the painting didn't get rid of it.

Dean: Yeah, thank you Captain Obvious!

1X10 Asylum
Dean: (talking about his dad) You know I love the guy, but I swear he writes like freaking
Yoda!

3x06 Red Sky at Morning

Dean: (to Sam) You stink like sex.

1x07 Hookman
(to Sammy about his girly coffee choice)
Dean: Your half-caf, double vanilla latte is getting cold over here, Francis

2x11 Playthings
Dean: Ya know she could be faking.
Sam:Yeah, what do you wanna do, poke her with a stick?
(Dean nods)
Sam: Dude, you're not gonna poke her with a stick!

3x07 Fresh Blood

Dean : What do you want me to do, Sam, huh? Sit around all day writing sad poems
about how I’m going to die? You know what, I’ve got one. Let’s see, what rhymes with
"Shut up, Sam"?

3x08 A Very Supernatural Christmas

Dean : You fudging touch me again, I'll fudging kill you!

2x08 Crossroads Blues

Dean: We know a little about a lot of things; just enough to make us dangerous.

2x12 Nightshifter
Dean: I like him. He says okie dokie.

2x13 Houses of the Holy

Sam: Dean, there's ten times as much lore about angels as there is about anything else
we've ever hunted.
Dean: You know what, there's a ton of lore on unicorns too. In fact, I hear that they ride
on silver moonbeams, and that they shoot rainbows out of their ass!
Sam: (looking heartbroken) Wait, there's no such thing as unicorns?
Dean: (looks concerned for a moment, then catches on) Cute.

3x11 Mystery Spot

Dean being mimicked by Sam: You think your being funny but your being really really
childish... Sam Winchester wears make-up... Sam Winchester cries his way through
sex... Sam Winchester keeps a ruler by his bed and every morning when he wakes up
he... OK ENOUGH!!

3x11
Dean (on getting hit by the car): Did it look cool, like in the movies?
Sam: You peed yourself.
Dean: Of course I peed myself. Man gets hit by a car, you think he has full control over
his bladder? Come on

Yellow Fever
(Dean is running from a tiny dog, falls over a trolley and spots a homeless guy)
Dean: Run, he'll kill you

Det. Peter Sheridan: Talk directly to the camera. Start by stating your name for the
record.
Dean Winchester: My name is Dean Winchester. I'm an Aquarius, I enjoy sunsets, long
walks on the beach and frisky women. And I did not kill anyone. But I know who did. Or
rather "what" did. Of course, it can't be for sure, because our investigation was
interrupted. But our work in theory, is that were looking for some kind of Vengeful Spirit.
Det. Diana Ballard: Excuse me?
Dean Winchester: You know, Casper - the blood thirsty ghost.

Det. Peter Sheridan: You murdered them in cold blood, just like that girl in St. Louis.
Dean Winchester: Oh, yeah. That wasn't me either. That was a shape-shifter type
creature that only looked like me

Dean Winchester: Can we make this quick, I'm a little tired. It's been a long day, you
know, with your partner assaulting me and all

(telling sam to do research)

Dean Winchester: Don't go surfing porn, that’s not the kind of wacking I mean.

1x20 Dead Man's Blood

Dean: You mean 'protection against a demon' salt or 'oops I spilt the popcorn' salt?

4x08 Wishful Thinking

Dean: Actually, we are... uh, teddy bear doctors.

2x06 No Exit
Dean: Ectoplasm? I know what we're dealing with here -- the Stay-Puff Marshmello Man!

2x01 In my Time of Dying

Dean: Dude, I full on Swayze'd that mother!

Yellow Fever
Dean, to Sam: I mean, do you really want to spend 8 hours in the car with me everyday,
all day? I mean I drive fast and I listen to the same album like 5 times over, I'm annoying,
I know that! And you... (Dean pauses) You're gassy! I mean you eat like half of a burrito
and you're... toxic!

2x17 Heart
Sam: Dean, could you be a bigger geek about this?
Dean: I'm sorry, man, but what about a human-by-day, freak-animal-killing-machine-by-
moonlight don't you understand? I mean werewolves are badass. We haven't seen one
since we were kids.
Sam: Okay, Sparky, and you know what, after we kill it, we can go to Disneyland.

2x13 Houses of the Holy

(to Dean after he asks for more quarters for the vibrating bed)
Sam: Dude, I'm not enabling your sick habit. You're like one of those lab rats that
pushes the pleasure button instead of the food button until it dies.

1x05 Bloody Mary

Sam: Why'd you let me fall asleep?
Dean: Because I am an awesome brother. What did you dream about?
Sam: Lollipops and candy canes.

2x02 Everybody Loves a Clown

Dean: I know what you're thinking: Why did it have to be clowns!
Sam: Gimme a break.
Dean: You didn't think I remembered, did you? Come on, man, you still bust out crying
when you see Ronald McDonald on the television.
Sam: At least I'm not afraid of flying.
Dean: Planes crash!
Sam: And apparently clowns kill.

2x03 Bloodlust
Sam, to Dean: Give you a couple of severed heads and a pile of dead cows and you're
Mr. Sunshine…

2x04 Children Shouldn't Play with Dead Things

Dean: I hear you, OK? Yeah, I'm being an ass and I'm sorry. But right now we've got a
freaking zombie running around and we need to figure out how to kill it.
(Sam starts laughing)
Dean: Right?
Sam: Our lives are weird, man.
Dean: You're telling me.

2x07 The Usual Suspects

Sam: You know, I think this is bothering me.
Diana: Well, you are digging up a corpse.
Sam: (dismissively) No, not that. (smiling) That's pretty par for the course, actually.

1x12 Faith
Sam: But if there was something there Dean, I would have seen it. I mean... I have been
seeing a lot lately.
Dean: Well, excuse me, psychic wonder!

1x12 Faith
Sam: (About Taser) How much do you have that amped up to?
Dean: 10,00 volts.
Sam: Damn!
Dean: Yeah, I want to make this Rawhead extra, freaking' crispy.

2x11 Playthings
Sam: You're bossy.
Dean: What?
Sam: You're bossy... and short. (giggles)
Dean: Dude, are you drunk?
Sam: Yeah. So? Stupid.

1.01 Pilot
(Sam hang on a bridge pole panting he lost Dean)
Sam: Dean. Dean!
(Dean climbing out a dirty water)
Dean: What?!
Sam: Hey! Are ya alright?
Dean: I'm super!

1x19 Provenance
Sam: What kind of a house doesn't have salt? Low sodium freaks!!

1x10 Asylum
Sam: Do you think Dad was texting us?
Dean: He's given us co-ordinates before.
Sam: The man can barely work a toaster, Dean!

1x18 Something Wicked

Sam: An old person, huh?
Dean: Yeah.
Sam: In a hospital. Whew, better call the coast guard!

1x18 Something Wicked

Sam: Dude, dude, I'm not using this ID.
Dean: Why not?
Sam: Because it says "bikini inspector" on it!

3x03 Bad Day at Black Rock

Sam: (after losing his shoe, miserable) I lost my shoe.

2x13 Houses of Holy

Sam: I know we do a lot of crazy things, but a Sponge Bob place mat as an altar cloth?
3x03 Bad Day at Black Rock
Dean: I'm amazing... I'm Batman!
Sam: (sarcastically) Yeah... You're Batman.

3x16 No Rest for the Wicked

Dean: What do you think?
Sam: I think you totally should have been jamming 'Eye of the Tiger' right there.
Dean: Oh, bite me.

3x07 Fresh Blood

Sam: You know what man? I'm sick and tired of your old stupid kamikaze trick.
Dean: Whoa, whoa. Kamikaze? I'm more like a ninja.
Sam: That's not funny.