c "We may not have It all together, but together....we have it all.

"

In life you always have a choice. Sometimes it's easier to think you don't."

c The below questions are from a 10 year old kid who drove a Harvard Professor nuts!

Can you cry under water?

How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?

Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?

Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra
penny going to?

Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

What disease did cured ham actually have?

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on
luggage?

Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake uplike every two hours?

If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

If you drink Pepsi at work in the Coke factory, will they fire you?

Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings & then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

How come we choose from just two people for President and fifty for Miss America?

Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.

If a 911 operator has a heart attack, whom does he/she call?

Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink
whatever comes out!" Or watch a white thing come out a chicken rear and think, "that ought to taste good"

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being
would eat?

Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

When your photo is taken for your driver's license, why do they tell you to smile? If you are stopped by the
police and asked for your license, are you going to be smiling?

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?

Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?

If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut,why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
 Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask
where the bathroom is?

Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!

What do you call male ballerinas?

Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream?

If Wyle E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables,what is baby oil made from?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse?

Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

Why did you just try singing the two songs above?

Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your
butt?

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car
ride; he sticks his head out the window?

How do flies get stuck in lights? There closed up

c
c
c No one is a virgin; life screws us all.

Tonight when you look up at the stars, try and count them all...
I miss you that much.
When you go to the beach, try to count every grain of sand...
I trust you that much.
When you go into the ocean try and count each drop of water...
I need you that much.
When your heart beats, try and count every single beat in a day...
I love you that much..."

c Life is short. Break the rules, forgive quickly, kiss slowly, love truly, laugh uncontrollably, and never regret
anything that once made you smile.

A room without a book is like a body without a soul

Sometimes I wish I were a little kid again. Skinned knees are easier to fix than broken hearts.

You may be the reason why my heart aches, but your still the reason why my heart beats.
2. To the world your one person, but to one person you could be the world.
3. Another minute spent thinking about you.
4.Boundaries don't keep other people out . They keep you fenced in. LIfe is messy thats how were made. So you can
waste your life drawing lines, or you could live your life crossing them.
5.I want to be remembered as the girl who always smiles even when her heart is broken.. and the one who could
always brighten up your day even if she couldn't brighten her own.
6.He said "I love you." She sneezed and said "Sorry I'm allergic to bullpoop" (sorry I can't swear)
7. Dessert is spelt with two s's while desert is spelt with one. Because everyone wants two desserts, but no one
wants two deserts.
8. When you love somebody, you give them your heart but your also giving them the power to destroy you.
9.Dream a little bit today, you can face reality tommorow.
10. Like a dream, you dissapeared.
11. If you fall for me, i'll catch you.
12. If you love someone, tell them because hearts are often broken with words left unspoken.
13. High on life.
14. I did not hit you. I simply high fived you in the face.
15. To him, she's invisible. To her, he's all she can see.
16. Irony: The opposite of wrinkly.
17. I'm not a jelous person, I'd just like to hit every girl that gave him a second look.
18. Real life? No thanks.
19. Get a life? I'm a gamer, I've got lots of them!
20. Live long and Prosper.
21. They all ask me whats so special about him, but I don't tell them because I'm afraid they'll fall in love with him too.
22. Before you, my life was a moonless night.
..and my all-time favourite: The person who made love must have been a marvelous magician because he fooled us
with all his tricks.

Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take but by the moments that take our breath away

Last night I was watching the stars, matching each one with a reason why I love you. I was doing great until I ran out
of stars.

If you're asking if I need you, the answer is forever. If you're asking if I will leave you, the answer is never. If you're
asking what I value, the answer is you. If you're asking if I love you....the answer is I Do.."

It¶s okay to kiss a fool. It¶s okay to let a fool kiss you. But never let a kiss fool you.

We were given; Two hands to hold, two legs to walk, two ears to listen, but why only one
heart?..Because the other was given to someone else.....for us to find

I respect vegetarians and their decisions, but my thinking is ~ I'm on top of the food chain here, so if I can get it, I can
eat it. if a cow figures out how to kill me and eat me, more power to him!

Kissing is the language of love. Care to indulge in a little conversation

"Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was a choice, but falling In love with you was out of my control..."

It's the possibility of having a dream come true that makes life interesting

They say that time heals all wounds, but all it¶s done so far is give me more time to think about how much I miss you

Cry me a river and build me a bridge then do us all a favor and jump off of it

As to the Seven Deadly Sins, I deplore Pride, Wrath, Lust, Envy and Greed. Gluttony and Sloth I pretty much plan my
day around."

When somebody tells you nothing is impossible, ask him to dribble a football

A prisoner of war is a man who tries to kill you and fails, and then asks you not to kill him.

Who says nothing is impossible. I've been doing nothing for years

A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being
recognized

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia
I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody
stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three.

It's always darkest before the dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it

Love your enemies. It makes them so damned mad."

I wrote your name in the sand, but the waves washed it away.
I wrote your name on my hand but I washed it the next day.
I wrote your name on a piece of paper but I accidentally threw it away.
I wrote your name in my heart and forever it will stay.

If you want breakfast in bed . . . sleep in the kitchen.

If I could be anything I would be a tear; so I could be born on your eye, live on your cheek and die on your lips.

I've learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you
made them feel.

I am jealous of every girl who has ever hugged you because in that moment they had held my world

Love is just a word....until someone comes along and gives it meaning

"If I had to choose between loving you and breathing.......then I would use my last breath to tell you that
I Love You..."

He gave her 13 roses, 12 that were real, and one that was fake. He looked at her and said "I will love you until the
last one dies."

The two most common elements in the world are hydrogen and stupidity

Harry potter quotes- Just because you have the emotional range of a teaspoon doesn't mean we all do.

I solemly swear I am up to no good.

c Dean: Driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his cake hole

(Sam falls down)

Dean: Wow, you suck.

Henricksen: You think you're funny?

Dean: I think I'm adorable.

Sam: Your bossy.

Dean: what?
Sam: You're bossy... and short. *giggles*
Dean: Dude, are you drunk?
Sam: Yeah. So? Stupid.

Sam: What kind of a house doesn't have salt? Low sodium freaks!!

c The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched; they must be felt with the
heart.

Love is not finding someone to live with;

it's finding someone you can't live without.
The problem with life is there isn't any background music

Five tips for a woman:

1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job.
2. It is important that a man makes you laugh.
3. It is important to find a man you can count on and doesn¶t lie to you.
4. It is important that a man loves you and spoils you.
5. It is important that these 4 men don¶t know each other!

c WHEN SHE SAYS YOU ARE CRAZY/WEIRD

-SHE IS REALLY CRAZY ABOUT YOU!
WHEN SHE ACTS SHY
-SAY I LOVE YOU
WHEN SHE RUNS AWAY FROM YOU
- CHASE HER
WHEN SHE PUTS HER FACE NEAR YOURS
- KISS HER
WHEN SHE KICKS & PUNCHES
- HOLD HER TIGHT
WHEN SHE IS SILENT
- SHE'S THINKIN OF HOW TO SAY I LOVE YOU
WHEN SHE IGNORES YOU
- SHE WANTS ALL YOUR ATTENTION!
WHEN SHE PULLS AWAY
- GRAB HER BY THE WAIST AND NEVER LET GO
WHEN YOU SEE HER AT HER WORST
- TELL HER SHE'S BEAUTIFUL
WHEN SHE SCREAMS AT YOU
- TELL HER YOU LOVE HER BUT MEAN IT!!
WHEN YOU SEE HER WALKING
-SNEAK UP BEHIND HER GRAB HER BY THE WAIST AND GIVE HER A KISS
WHEN SHE'S SCARED!!!
-HOLD HER AND TELL HER EVERYTHING WILL BE OK CAUSE SHE'S WITH YOU
WHEN SHE LOOKS LIKE SOMETHINGS THE MATTER
- KISS HER AND TELL HER NOT TO WORRY
WHILE SHE HOLDS YOUR HAND
- PLAY WITH HER FINGERS
&&.
WHEN SHE SAYS SHES COLD
-SHE WANTS YOU TO HOLD HER TIGHT

I¶m wearing the smile you gave me

If a turtle loses his shell, is he naked? Or homeless

I¶m a nobody. Nobody¶s perfect. Therefore I¶m perfect

Have the courage to live. Anyone can die.

c Harry Potter quotes

Posted by Mo B, 5 weeks ago

This series has so many amazing quotes, here are some of my favourites....

If you want to know what a man's like, take a good look at how he treats his inferiors, not his equals. - Sirius
Black
 No, I think I'll just go down and have some pudding and wait for it all to turn up.... It always does in the end. -
Luna Lovegood

Time is making fools of us again. - Dumbledore

It is the unknown we fear when we look upon death and darkness, nothing more. - Dumbledore

It is a curious thing, Harry, but perhaps those who are best suited to power are those who have never
sought it. Those who, like you, have leadership thrust upon them, and take up the mantle because they
must, and find to their own surprise that they wear it well. - Dumbledore

Of course it is happening inside your head, Harry, but why on earth should that mean that it is not real? -
Dumbledore

Yeah, Quirrell was a great teacher. There was just that minor drawback of him having Lord Voldemort
sticking out of the back of his head! - Harry Potter

Where your treasure is, there will your heart be also. - Dumbledore

It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live. - Dumbledore

Perhaps just one more, Master Harry, for luck? - Kreachure

In fact, when all three of them were together Harry felt like the only non-mourner at a poorly attended
funeral.

"Dying? Not at all," said Sirius. "Quicker and easier than falling asleep."

"If you¶re not in Gryffindor, we¶ll disown you," said Ron. "But no pressure."

The last enemy that shall be destroyed is death. - Gravestone

I thought we were supposed to be friends? Best friends? - Severus Snape

Always - Severus Snape

Always the tone of surprise - Rone & Hermione

"All's fair in love and war," said Ron brightly, "And this is a bit of both."

SPOILER* Sorry I will never know him ... but he will know why I died and I hope he will understand I was
trying to make a world in which he could live a happier life. - Remus Lupin /SPOILER*

For instance, this new idea that You-Know-Who can kill with a single glance from his eyes. That¶s a basilisk,
listeners. One simple test: Check whether the thing that¶s glaring at you has got legs. If it has, it¶s safe to
look into its eyes, although if it really is You-Know-Who, that¶s still likely to be the last thing you ever do. -
Fred Weasley

I forgot we'll be hunting down Voldemort in a mobile library. - Ron Weasley

I wish my lawn was emo so it would cut itself.

A best friend shares the good times and help you out by listening during the bad times.

Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift, that¶s why it¶s called the present.
My heart
skeped a beat
when I thought
I saw you, imahine
what would happen
if it was actually
you

Life sucks, and then you die.

"I'd rather die tomorrow than live a hundred years without knowing you

And So The Lion feel inlove with the Lamb" Edward-Twiilight-

"Before you bella, my life was a moonless night. Very Dark, but there were stars points of light and reason...And then
you shot across my sky like a meteor. Suddenly everything was on fire. There was a brilliancy, There was beauty.
When you were gone, when the meteor had fallen over the horizon, Everything went black. Nothing Had changed but
my eyes were blinded by the light. I couldn't see the stars anymore, and there was no more reason for anything"
Edward -New Moon-

"Look After my heart, I've left it with you" Edward -Eclipse-

"Would you like to hear my story bella? It doesn't have a happy ending, but which of ours does? If we had happy
endings, We'd all be under tombstones now. Rosalie-Eclipse-

"I wish you could feel the complexity, the confusion I feel"

"About 3 things i was absolutly positive. First, Edward was a vampire. Second, there was a part of him, and i didn't
know how dominant that part might be, that thirsted for my blood, And third, I was unconditionally and irrevocably in
love with him" Bella Swan ±Twilight

In relationships there are three ring, the engagement ring, then comes the wedding ring, and then there's the SUFFERING!

I want to be the reason for the smile on your face.

Don't be sad because it ended. Smile because it happened

If you love someone you would be willing to give up everything for them, but if they loved you back they would never
ask you to.

c some quotes :P

Posted by Courtney, 3 months ago

1. boys in books... are just better!

2. I just need a boy to come up to me, give me a hug and say.."I'm sorry that almost my entire gender
sucks."

3. I beleive every guy can change if the right girl comes along, but i also beleive every girl wants to be the
one that changes "that guy"

4. music expresses that which cannot be put into words and cannot remain silent.

5. dream as if you'll live forever, life as if you'll die tommorow.

6. Happines will never come to those who fail to appreciate what they already have.
 7. some days i can't get you out of my mind, others i wonder why i waste my time.

8. i want you to notice when i'm not around.

9.be weird, go against the crowd and act stupid.

10. theres no point of forever without you

11. i was blinded by your eyes.

12. live to love

13. its hard to wait around for something that you know might never happen but its even harder to give up
especially when its everything you ever wanted.

14. love me for me.

15. i like this boy, and just when i think there is no way in the world he likes me, i catch him staring at me
with a smile on his face and it makes me wonder.

16.sometimes i'm clueless and sometimes i'm clumsy but i've got friends who love me.

17. everyday's the same, she fights to find her way

18. they said disney world was the happiest place on earth, but obviously they haven't been in your arms.

19.i don't miss you , i miss the person i thought you were.

20. you take my breath away

21. best friends we're the ones who practically live at each others houses, stay up all night talking about
absolutely nothing, dance until we're out of breath, laugh at the stupidist things , and somehow still find a
reason to love each other, even though we're total idiots.

Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them more

1. A true friend is someone that makes you laugh so hard you pee a little.
2. Good friends are like stars, you don't always see them but they're always there
3. 100 memories, 200 jokes, 300 great times, 400 secrets. Only one reason, best friends.
4. Friendship is when you can say one word and crack up & no one else will ever understand it.
5. The day my friends stop making fun of me is the day I start worrying.
6. If all my friends were to jump off a bridge, I wouldn¶t jump with them; I¶d be at the bottom to catch
them.
7. Don¶t walk in front of me, I may not follow; don¶t walk behind me, I may not lead; Walk beside
me, and just be my friend.
8. I value the friend who for me finds time on his calendar, but I cherish the friend who for me does
not consult his calendar.
9. I believe in angels, the kind Heaven sends. I am surrounded by angels but I call them my best
friends.
10. Friendship is the most important thing in life. If you haven't learned the meaning of friendship
yet, you haven't really learned anything at all
11. I'd rather die tomorrow than live a hundred years without knowing you.
12. If you live to be 100, I hope I live to be 100 minus 1 day, so I never have to live without you.
13. Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened.
14. Leave nothing but footprints, take nothing but memories.
15. Life brings simple pleasures to us everyday, it is up to us to make them wonderful memories.
16. Relationships are like glass; sometimes it¶s better to leave them broken than try to hurt yourself
putting it back together.
17. Never make somebody your everything, because when they¶re gone, you¶ll have nothing.
18. Guys aren't worth your tears, and the ones that are wouldn't make you cry.
19. How do you feel Georgie?" whispered Mrs.Weasley.
 George's fingers groped for the side of his head. "Saintlike," he murmured.
"What's wrong with him?" croaked Fred, looking terrified. "Is his mind affected?"
"Saintlike," reapted George, opening his eyes and looking up at his brother. "You see...I'm holy.
Holey, Fred, geddit?"
Mrs.Weasley sobbed harder than ever. Color flooded Fred's pale face.
"Pathetic," he told George. "Pathetic! With the whole world of ear-related humor before you, you go
for holey?"
"Ah well," said George, grinning at his tear-soaked mother. "You'll be able to tell us apart now,
anyway, mum."
20. Clary: So what's with the ' hey' thing?
Simon: What 'hey' thing?
Clary: The 'hey' thing that guys always do. Like when you saw Jace and Alec, you said 'hey,' and
they said ' hey' back. What's wrong with hello?
Simon: ' Hello' is girly. Real men are terse. Laconic.
Clary: So the more manly you are, the less you say?
Simon: Right. That's why when major badasses greet each other in movies, they don't say
anything, they just nod. The nod means ' I am a badass, and I recognize that you, too, are a
badass,' but they don't say anything because they're Wolverine and Magneto and it would mess up
their vibe to explain.
21. If you take a book with you on a journey," Mo said when he put the first one in her box, "an odd
thing happens: the book begins collecting your memories. And forever after you have only to open
the book to be back where you first read it.
22. Never lie, steal, cheat, or drink. But if you must lie, lie in the arms of the one you love. If you
must steal, steal away from bad company. If you must cheat, cheat death. And if you must drink,
drink in the moments that take your breath away.
23. When the rich wage war, It's the Poor that Die
24. You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life.
25. I speak my mind because it hurts to bite my tongue.
26. When life hands you lemons make grape juice then sit back and watch as everyone tries to
figure out how you did it.
27. When every post seems to bring bills, write more letters.
28. Don't go to bed angry. Stay up and plan your revenge.
29. People are like slinkies, basically useless but fun to push down stairs.
30. If anything can go wrong, it will.
31. Handle every stressful situation like a dog....
if you can't eat it or play with it, just pee on it and walk away.
32. Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest
of his life.
33. Nine out of ten dentists think the tenth dentist is an idiot.
c Don¶t say you love me unless you really mean it, because I might do something crazy like believe it.

"When I saw you I was afraid to meet you. When I met you I was afraid to kiss you. Now that I love you...I
am afraid to loose you."

I never need to see the sun again, there is enough light in your eyes to light up the entire world.

Life doesn't give you a happy ending, you have to make it for yourself."

If you can't laugh at yourself I'll be glad to do it for you. Never trust anything that bleeds for a week and doesn't die.
The problem with life is there isn't any background music.

As I lay there in your arms I drew the words "I love you" on your back thinking you weren't paying attention, then you
looked at me and said "I love you too.."

"Anyone can make you smile, many can make you cry, but it takes someone really special to make you smile with
tears in your eyes..."

We are all faced with a series of great opportunities brilliantly disguised as unsolvable problems." -- John W. Gardner
if im the king of cowards your the queen of pain

A friend would bail you out of jail. A best friend would be sitting with you laughing their ass off and saying, ³Let¶s do
that again!´

"Never frown when you're sad, because you never know who's falling in love with your smile..."

People die... so love them everyday. Beauty fades...so look before it's gone. Love changes...but not the love you
give. And if you love, you'll never be alone.

Guys are like stars; there are millions of them, but only one makes your dreams come true.

The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Life is like a game. There are always winners and losers but everyone gets to play.

I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes.

The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

"Love is when ten people are calling your name...but all you can hear is his.."

He who never made a mistake never made a discovery.

"True love is like a ghost; everyone talks of it, few have seen it.."

Once I dropped a tear into the ocean, the day I find it....I'll stop loving you.."

Don¶t say you love me unless you really mean it, because I might do something crazy like believe it.

"When you say you love me, the world stops for a moment, the stars stop shining, the moon stops glowing, the earth stops
breathing....all that is alive is our love."

Love takes off masks that we fear we cannot live without and know we cannot live within.

Hearts will never be practical, until they are made unbreakable.." -The Wizard of Oz

In relationships there are three ring, the engagement ring, then comes the wedding ring, and then there's the SUFFERING!

CHRISTMAS HAS BEEN CANCELED! Apparently, you told Santa that you have been good this year. He died laughing.

The spaces between your fingers were made so another person's could fill them..."

Behind every successful man is a woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.

It¶s always in the last place you look«Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you found it?

We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted and used against you.
Love will die if held too tightly; love with fly if held too lightly.

Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard, be evil

You're never too old to learn something stupid.

14. I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours.

I¶m smiling. That alone should scare you

If school is so smart how come grades go A B C D F? What happened to E?

"If I tell you I love you, can I keep you forever..?" -Casper

I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.

8. If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments.

Judge me all you want, but keep the verdict to yourself

"The difference between school and life? In school, you're taught a lesson and then given a test. In life, you're given a test
that teaches you a lesson.´- Tom Bodett

Life isn¶t about waiting for the storm to pass, but learning to dance in the rain.

A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice. Bill Cosby

To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.

44. Whoever coined the phrase "Quiet as a mouse" has never stepped on one.

45. When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water

If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.

41. I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.

42. My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right.

Something everyone should remember: Emmett is the

strongest. Edward is the fastest. But Jasper can sit alone
in a corner and still make you feel jealous.
"He smiles..then looks away, and you wonder just maybe that smile meant something he couldn't say..."

When you get caught looking at him, just remember he was looking back.

Do not stand at my grave and weep,

I am not there, I do not sleep.
I am in a thousand winds that blow,
I am the softly falling snow.
I am the gentle showers of rain,
I am the fields of ripening grain.
I am in the morning hush,
I am in the graceful rush
Of beautiful birds in circling flight,
I am the starshine of the night.
I am in the flowers that bloom,
I am in a quiet room.
I am in the birds that sing,
I am in each lovely thing.
Do not stand at my grave and cry,
I am not there. I do not die.
-Mary Elizabeth Frye

c "Love is when you miss him even before you part, when you could listen to him talk all night and never get
tierd of hearing his voice..when the sound of his name will send chills down your spine, and you see his
smile...the secound you close your eyes.."

Love is not love that alters when it alteration finds.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, then the rest of our lives telling us to sit down and
shut up.

" ... a moment that last a lifetime "

-casanova

" give me a man, who is man enough to give himself just to the woman who is worth him.
if that woman were me i would love him alone and forever. "
-francesca

The hardest part of dreaming about someone you love is having to wake up.

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside a dog, it is too dark to read.

The secret of happiness is freedom, and the secret of freedom, courage.

If God intended for man to smoke, He would have set him on fire.

The only risk in taking an adventure, is not taking it at all.

He who is not everyday conquering some fear has not learned the secret of life.

Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery but today is a gift that is why its called the present."

"When I die and go some where far, I'll paint your name on every star. So when the world looks up to see, they'll know how
much you mean to me..."

55. If you are supposed to learn from your mistakes, why do some people have more than one child?

56. A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.

57. You don't need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

53. A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

54. When in doubt, mumble.

discovered I scream the same way whether I'm about to be devoured by a great white shark or if a piece of seaweed
touches my foot.
50. Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is
wet?

51. Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the
very edge of the pool and throw them fish?

Our lives are not determined by what happens to us but by how we react to what happens, not by what life brings to
us, but by the attitude we bring to life. A positive attitude causes a chain reaction of positive thoughts, events, and
outcomes. It is a catalyst, a spark that creates extraordinary results.
-Anon.

If I said anything to offend you it was purely intentional.

Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard, be evil

If I tell you I love you, can I keep you forever..?" ±Casper

Judge me all you want, but keep the verdict to yourself.

Happiness is not a station you arrive at, but a manner of traveling.

It¶s always in the last place you look«Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you found it?

Save the Earth. It's the only planet that has chocolate.

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted and used against you.

Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.

Love will die if held too tightly; love with fly if held too lightly.

Her tongue has bite marks from all the things she never said.

Friends will always be like, ³Well, you deserve better!´ but best friends will prank call him saying, ³You will die in
seven days!´

"Somewhere there is someone that dreams of your smile, and finds in your presence that life is worth while. So when
you are lonley remember it's true......someone somewhere is thinking of you.."

Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new. Albert Einstein

Stupidity got us into this mess, why can't it get us out?

Life is like a game of cards. The hand that is dealt you represents determinism; the way you play it is free will.

I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.

Boys are like lava lamps. Fun to look at, but not very bright.

Like omgz! I almost cared there for a second. Nope, wait. Caring gone.

Your kid may be an honors student, but you're still an idiot.

Save your breath. You'll need it to blow up your date!
Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you're an a$$hole.
If you can't convince them, confuse them.
I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
Be nice to your kids. They choose your nursing home.

Don¶t mess with me. I have a stick, and I¶m not afraid of using it.

I¶m smiling. That alone should scare you.

If school is so smart how come grades go A B C D F? What happened to E?

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on
consumer goods:

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping.

On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap."

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost."

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down."

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating."

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body."

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness."

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only."

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts."

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands."

"Caution: The contents of this bottle should not be fed to fish.´ -- On a bottle of shampoo for dogs.

"For external use only!" -- On a curling iron.

"Shin pads cannot protect any part of the body they do not cover." -- On a pair of shin guards made for bicyclists.

"Do not use near fire, flame, or sparks." -- On a fireplace lighter.

"This product is not to be used in bathrooms." -- On a Holmes bathroom heater.

"May irritate eyes." -- On a can of self-defense pepper spray.

"Not suitable for children aged 36 months or less." -- On a birthday card for a 1 year old.

"Warning: Do not climb inside this bag and zip it up. Doing so will cause injury and death." -- A label inside a
protective bag (for fragile objects), which measures 15cm by 15cm by 12cm.

"Warning: has been found to cause cancer in laboratory mice." (but not normal mice)-- On a box of rat poison.

"For a limited time only." -- From a Rally¶s commercial that described how their burgers were fresh.
12 inch CD rack: "Do not use as a ladder."
Blanket: "Not to be used as protection from a tornado."
Knife set: "Never try to catch a falling knife."
Japanese food processer: "Not to be used for the other use." WHAT????
Insect spray: "This product not tested on animals."
and a Scooter: "This product moves when used."

I once believed that, love hurts. But I was wrong. Love isn't supposed to hurt. Yeah, sometimes it gets messy, and
difficult. But never, never should it hurt. No matter what happens, you should never be hurt by love... If you have felt
hurt, then you are mistaken by what you feel, misguided. Love should feel like the rest of the world doesn't have any
significance. Like everything moves in slow motions. You should want to hover over every single moment, absord
every emotion, every laugh.. Don't let yourself be hurt by someone, and tell yourself: "Love hurts sometimes, it's
okay"...Because it's not.

I used to believe that if you loved someone enough, you should be willing to change for them. I've never been as
wrong as I was then. The person you love should want all of you. Every imperfection and flaw. They should embrace
your faults and love you despite your wrongs. Changing for someone makes you forget who you are. Makes you
leave behind not only the person you were, but changes the person you were supposed to become. What happens
once you lose that person who wanted so much of you to change? You're left with a self you can barely recognize,
and an empty heart. We should always stay true to who we are. No matter what others may see in us. The day you
change yourself for someone, is the day you lose yourself. I lost myself once. Believe me, finding who you were is
impossible.. You have to reinvent everything you thought you could be again. Cause that's all gone.. it faded, and
faded till all of a sudden you didn't exist anymore. Just remember. Be true to yourself. Be true to your heart

Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken winged bird that cannot fly

When you find yourself lost or unsure just remember that following your heart will always lead you to something
beautiful. Will always guide you in it's confusing ways. Following your heart isn't always easy, and sometimes it gets
messy...but in the end, following your heart gives you the most amazing, and beautiful of rewards. It gives you belief
that if you love something enough, maybe life will lead you to it. Maybe life will help you discover your hearts desire. It
doesn't mean that it will never hurt, or never be difficult.. because what is life without a challenge? If it were meant to
be easy, we would have everything at arms length, just waiting for us to claim it.

Following your heart is about fighting for what you believe in, it's about believing in something and never backing
down from our beliefs. Even when everyone is telling you you're wrong. .It's having the courage to face all that
oppose us. . all who wish to tear is down. If you follow your heart, nothing in this world, or any other can break you. .

..Always follow your heart . .

³Ah...so many pedestrians, so little time...´

Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they've got nothing to lose.

There's three way to do it, the right way, the wrong way... And my way, which is the wrong way, but faster.

Some people are only alive because it is illegal to kill.

Sometimes you make choices in life and sometimes choices make you.

This is a good sign, having a broken heart. It means we have tried for something. - Elizabeth Gilbert

We laugh and laugh, and nothing can ever be sad, no one can be lost, or dead, or far away: right now we are here, and
nothing can mar our perfection, or steal the joy of this perfect moment. - The Time Traveler¶s Wife

Far away in the sunshine are my highest aspirations. I may not reach them, but I can look up and see their beauty, and try to
follow where they lead.

Challenges are what make life interesting. Overcoming them is what makes life meaningful. - Joshua J. Marine
Let go of what kills you and hold on to what keeps you breathing

You meet people who forget you. You forget people you meet. But sometimes you meet those people you can't forget.
Those are your 'friends.'

A vacation should be just long enough that you're boss misses you, and not long enough for him to discover how well he can
get along without you."

To accomplish great things we must not only act, but also dream; not only plan, but also believe. - Anatole France

c Anyone who says sunshine brings happiness has never danced in the rain.
~Author Unknown

Weather forecast for tonight: dark.

~George Carlin

Sunshine is delicious, rain is refreshing, wind braces us up, snow is exhilarating; there is really no such thing
as bad weather, only different kinds of good weather.
~John Ruskin

Rainbows apologize for angry skies.

~Sylvia Voirol

The trouble with weather forecasting is that it's right too often
for us to ignore it and wrong too often for us to rely on it.
~Patrick Young

There is little chance that meteorologists can solve the mysteries of weather until they gain an
understanding of the mutual attraction of rain and weekends.
~Arnot Sheppard

The easy part of life is finding someone to love. The hard part is finding someone to love you back.

It¶s the possibility of having a dream come true that makes life interesting.

" Those who do not know how to see the precious things in life will never be happy."

The reason why a seesaw was made for two people is so that when you go down, there would always be someone to lift you
up again.

"As we grow older together, as we continue to change with age, there is one thing that will never change....I will always keep
falling in love with you..."

"I believe that imagination is stronger than knowledge--myth is more potent than history--dreams are more powerful than
facts--hope triumphs over experience--laughter is the cure for grief--love is stronger than death... -Robert Fulghum

Wake up! If you knew for certain you had a terminal illness²if you had little time left to live²you would waste precious little
of it! Well, I¶m telling you«you do have a terminal illness: It¶s called birth. You don¶t have more than a few years left«

For every beauty there is an eye somewhere to see it. For every truth there is an ear somewhere to hear it. For every love
there is a heart somewhere to receive it. - Ivan Panin

"Through the wind I hear your voice, in the cluds I see your name. Living life without you is just not the same..."

To live in this world, you must be able to do three things: to love what is mortal, to hold it against your bones knowing your
own life depends on it; and, when the time comes to let it go, to let it go. - Mary Oliver
"The best kind of love is the kind that awakens the soul, makes us reach for more, plants a fire in our hearts....and brings
peace to our mind." -The Notebook

Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he'll have
to touch it to be sure. - Murphy's Law

"I'm the girl your mom will love, the girl your ex will hate, and the girl you will want to spend the rest of your life with because
I'm a lover, not a fighter, but I will fight for what I love..."

"Nothing is more painful than realizing he means everything to you......but you mean nothing to him..."

A man can fail many times, but he isn¶t a failure until he begins to blame somebody else.

Missing someone gets easier everyday because even though it¶s one day further from the last time you saw each other, it¶s
one day closer to the next time you will. - One Tree Hill