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Boys will be girls
“I once danced a show in the street with a car’s headlights for lighting,” says Yury Ruzhyev, who
performs under the name Yura. “The woman who hired me sat in the car while my audience, the
man who was her lover and his wife, watched from a balcony. It was foggy and probably one of the most
awkward and memorable acts ever.” Yura’s Viva Cabaret features parodies, live singing, clowning, dancing,
magic and ballet. “Drag personas are created by their owners and have characters, names, attitudes and
looks. That’s an amazing art form, but that’s not me. I am a trained theatre and film actor and work in a
different genre. I do impersonations.” Ruzhyev’s one-man theatrical performance is a tribute to the great
divas, past and present, including Marlene Dietrich, Edith Piaf, Marilyn Monroe, Judy Garland, Liza Minnelli,
ABBA, Madonna, Kylie Minogue, Elvis Presley, James Brown and Britney Spears. “This month I am premiering
Bette Midler and Whitney Houston. And this summer, Lady Gaga.” — Michael Lyons
Viva Cabaret begins Wed, April 6 at 8pm and runs the first Wednesday of every month at the Gladstone Hotel,
1214 Queen St W. rushow.ru

Bridezilla bested “Since I can’t get married or

adopt a child in the state of
“Inspiration for the actual plot came from many real-life events; I noticed
New York, I can’t possibly be
that in a culture where everything is focused on romantic relationships, it
an impartial judge of a citizen
is often friendships that last longer and are more fulfilling,” says Bil Antoniou
when I am considered a
of his new comedy, The Best Men. “It strikes me as odd when people
second-class one in the eyes
choose boyfriends or girlfriends over their friends, and writing a play about of this justice system.”
it felt like the best way to respond.” Three gay guys and their straight, Out actor Jonathan D Lovitz explains
hopelessly romantic, groom-to-be best friend launch into a comedy of why he should be excused from jury
manners: the flowers are bought, the cake arrives and the wedding is ready to go, except for the fact that everyone duty. The judge agreed.
hates the bride. As the old saying goes, “Life’s a bitch, and then your best friend marries one.” The romantic relation-
ships may be a mess, but it is the men’s friendships that The Best Men celebrates. Antoniou promises as many witty, “It’s not because he didn’t want
sophisticated one-liners as there are bawdy, scatological jokes and adds, “I surrounded myself with a cast of very to. He didn’t have the money.”
Nicola Formichetti explains why his
cute guys so that I wouldn’t be bored during the rehearsal process.” — Michael Lyons
Mugler fashion muse, Rick Genest, has
The Best Men runs Wed, April 6 to Sun, April 10 at Bread & Circus, 299 Augusta Ave. breadandcircus.ca tattoos everywhere except his penis.

“I asked him, ‘Are you high,

and can I have some?’ And he
Live and screaming said no to both.”
Art can be experienced in a variety of canned mediums, but live Bruce Vilanch tells Vulture magazine
events add a frisson of connection between performers and the that James Franco was substance-
free at the Oscars.
audience. DJs Cozmic Cat and Denise Benson add live music
promotion to their curricula vitae with Cherry Bomb Live. Ghost “Did you see Glee this week?
Stories brings spine-tingling horror to the stage. Neither experience Sickening! And besides, shoving
would be the same on an iDevice, but which is fiercer? the gay thing down our throats,
FIERCENESS they made a mockery of
CHERRY BOMB LIVE GHOST STORIES Christians — again!”
QUOTIENT SNL alum and now active Tea Partier
CROWD Either way your throat Victoria Jackson writes about Glee’s
Screaming with enthusiasm Screaming in terror will burn— good thing same-sex kiss in an editorial for
REACTION both are licensed
World Net Daily (“A free press for
Tomboyfriend (political a free people since 1997”).
Guitars and gutsy vocals
agitpop), La Bomba (hip hop A handful of Canadian actors
PERFORMERS vs plummy accents and 12 million
and reggaeton) and MC mimicking the British originals
gut-wrenching gasps
Bonjay Average number of viewers of each
episode of Glee.
POST-SHOW DJ Nino Brown spins with
Seeing who has fainted, Both events should leave
Cozmic Cat and Denise “For the first time I was going,
PLEASURES vomited or fled you staggering
Benson
‘Huh. Okay. So, wait. Being gay
isn’t cool with everyone?’”
Cherry Bomb Live is explicitly gay and makes us wet with excitement, but it’s also fun to be so scared you wet your Actor Daniel Radcliffe reminisces
pants. — Drew Rowsome about high school.
Cherry Bomb Live is Fri, April 8 at The Garrison, 1197 Dundas St W. cherrybombtoronto.com. Ghost Stories begins Fri,
April 1 at the Panasonic Theatre, 651 Yonge St. ghoststoriestoronto.com.

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“With black-and-white images, the graphic element of pornog-
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six-man gangbang bubbling in the
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Ragazzi. And why not? Pornstars
must take vacations and where
better than Palm Springs’
All Worlds Resort, where
hundreds of gay porn
films have been shot?
The operatic utter-
ances of the sextupled
bottom fade into the distance
away from the main pool area. Past
The hot tu
the steamroom into the maze of b and poo
l at IN Ndu
suites and smaller pools, doors are lge in the
early morn
casually ajar and men move through ing.
the shadows on casual quests for adventure.
After a day in the sun sleep beckons, but
there are too many temptations in a Palm
Springs night.
Palm trees, that eternal symbol of vaca-
tion paradise, are actually a giant form of
grass — “grass on steroids,” according to
Morgan Levine, a Desert Adventures guide.
They also require massive amounts of water.
Palm Springs sits on an enormous aquifer
from which hot spring water bubbles in
places. Surrounded by mountains, the desert
paradise is a giant oasis.
In the 1940s and ’50s, Hollywood — an
hour and half drive from Palm Springs —
was a different place for gay men. A revealing
photograph or insinuating story could derail
a career and turn a straight stud into a nelly
dud overnight. Stars of any consequence
were under contract and had to stay within
a 100-mile radius of the studios to be readily
available. Needing a place to party that was
safe from prying eyes, closeted stars like
Rock Hudson, Cary Grant and Liberace built
gated pleasure palaces in Palm Springs. The
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th e po ol (su its on for the phot
straight world. Hanging by
Decades later Palm Springs is still a gay
destination, but there are no closets any-
where. It is estimated that 40 percent
of Palm Springs’ resident population

Getting there
is gay, and the mayor and three out
of seven city councillors are as well.
All buildings are garnished with rainbow
flags next to the obligatory Stars
and Stripes, and, as Bob the
housekeeper/office manager The Palm Springs Airport, with its open-air lobby
of the Camp Palm Springs — the Sonny Bono Causeway — is a short jaunt
resort explains, “We’re so gay from Palm Springs central. WestJet offers direct
here. If a business isn’t gay-owned, flights that make Palm Springs as convenient as
they’re gay-friendly. Otherwise they’d Florida or Vegas.
have no business.”

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 Beyond the sun
While basking nude, nightclubbing and the
resulting social interactions can make for a
satiating vacation, Palm Springs has many other
attractions and activities to offer. Each week
seems to be given over to a festival of some sort,
with the White Party (April 8 to 11) being the
biggest gay one: a giant ferris wheel rises in the
park and more than 10,000 men fill the town. This
year Robyn and the Freemasons headline and
— more Palm Springs retro-queer quirkiness —
Charo is featured.
Desert Adventures’ San Andreas Fault Jeep
ecotours: More geology, botany and history
than you ever thought you needed to know, but
endlessly fascinating. The canyons are awe-
inspiring, the reconstructed mining camp and
Indian settlement are a hoot and, especially in
light of recent events, standing with one foot on
either side of the San Andreas Fault is a once-in-a-
lifetime experience. red-jeep.com
Architectural tour: Palm Springs has a
concentration of mid-century modern architecture.
This is fascinating enough to many that a
Modernism Week is held each year. Not only does
guide Robert Imber knows his architecture: he has
all the gossip on the stars who have inhabited the
houses. psmoderntours@aol.com (email)
Palm Springs Art Museum: Works by David Hockney,
Picasso, Warhol and other major modernists, and
a large Western and native American art gallery
featuring the homoerotic bronze castings of actor
George Montgomery. The Muse Café, by the Barbara
and Frank Sinatra Sculpture Garden, is decorated with
large-scale photos by Sid Avery of ’50s Hollywood
royalty frolicking in Palm Springs, including a shirtless
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The Living Desert: Feed a giraffe, brave a
glassed-in hyena, walk among butterflies and
hummingbirds or ride the Endangered Species
Carousel. Much of the sprawling park is labelled
“coming soon,” but the aviaries, gardens and
hilariously hyperactive roadrunners make for an
entertaining walk in the sun. livingdesert.org
Indian Canyons walking tours: There are more
than a hundred miles of hiking trails winding up
the mountain, over streams and under waterfalls
— all with stunning views. Ranger William offers
a spellbinding account of how native Americans
survived in what at first appears to be a harsh
landscape but is revealed to be teeming with plant
and animal life. The Oasis of a Thousand Palms
is a hauntingly tranquil six miles of otherworldly
canyon scenery. indian-canyons.com
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the budget and lots of entertainment options
in the heart of downtown. The spa features
a blissful Taking the Waters package, which
includes eucalyptus crystals that permeate right
to the soul and immersion in the mineral-rich
spring waters native Americans claim are a
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Artwalk: A group of artists take over a strip mall and
create a maze of galleries, featuring a wide variety
of artistic endeavours, theatre and poetry readings.
As painter Downs explains, “We rented the space
just to paint, but one night we forgot to lock up and
this guy wandered in. We thought, ‘Oh no’ at first, but
then he bought something, so now we’re open all the
time.” An Art Walk is held the first Wednesday of every
month. Not to be missed are Max Lightbender’s large-
scale erotic digital prints. backstreetartdistrict.com
Villagefest: Every Thursday the main street is
closed to vehicular traffic and filled with booths
and stands. Jewellery, pet clothing, CDs, artwork
and all sorts of food are on offer. Cloris Leachman
and Jo Anne Worley are occasionally sighted
hawking their memoirs. Also a good chance to
browse the downtown stores, with their accent
on gay memorabilia, camp and uncertain fashion.
villagefest.org
Uptown Design District: Cheap rents turned an
abandoned area of main street into a string of
chic furniture stores and restaurants. Anyone who
wants to add a dash of kitschy ’50s flavour to their
abode will find it in abundance. Also home to a
Shag store with prints, dolls, buttons, books and a
gallery of his hilariously evocative work.
shag.com
Palm Springs Aerial Tramway: Gliding
8,516 feet up the side of a mountain in a
glass-encased revolving gondola is unnerving.
Travelling down is terrifying. The view, however,
is spectacular and the snow-covered hiking
trails (Palm Springs has nearby skiing all months
but July and August) are a pleasant reminder of
why one is there and not back in frigid Canada.
pstramway.com
Desert Hills Premium Outlets: A shopping junkie’s
fix. Hugo Boss, Prada, Dior, Gucci, Ed Hardy, The
Gap and more than a hundred more have outlets
in a giant mall just off the highway to Los Angeles,
north of Casino Morongo. premiumoutlets.com
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Palm Springs, with its
perpetual sunshine, has long
been a mecca for naturists,
and there are numerous resorts
that cater to those who like
being al fresco in the altogether.
A large apartment complex just
north of downtown is com-
pletely clothing optional; its
covered bridge over the main
throughway means one needn’t
get dressed to cross over to the
sister resort, with its pools and
activities. The gay clothing-
optional resorts are clustered in
the Warm Sands district, just
southeast of the downtown strip
y
and the gay clubs and stores cen- A go-go bo
at H u n te r’s.
tred on Arenas Ave.
There is something delicious
about knowing that Shirley Temple’s Friendship
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gay men frolic naked and uninhibited. sets.
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planted with lush gardens. Casa Octillo has
only five rooms and functions more as a bed
and breakfast, but its Brokeback Room is
designed for cowpoke action. As Ken, one
of the co-owners of the Mediterranean-
themed La Dolce Vita resort and spa,
explains, “The fun part of having a guest-
house is getting to decorate.” At night the Mira
All the resorts have very hands-on ge
hot tub becomes
owners who take great pride in their busi- “a big
bowl of man so
up.”
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 Eats
Most of the resorts lack restaurants or even
kitchens, but they try to outdo each other with
the quality and lavishness of their continental
breakfasts. Later in the day, there’s lots of good
food to be found outside the resorts. Zini Café
Mediterrano is like a neighbourhood pub but with
a spectacular chef. The staff is incredibly friendly,
impossible to fluster and their recommendations
are perfect: the roasted beet and green-bean
salad with a slow-burning jalapeno dressing is
unforgettable. Azul’s Tapas Lounge has a beautiful
patio, and the food is inventive roadhouse and
plentiful. Palm Springs’ official drag ambassador,
Bella da Ball, hosts a talent night at Azul’s that is
cheesy retro and was the site of Carol Channing’s
90th birthday party — ’nuff said.
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Breakfast choices are plentiful: Pinocchio in
the Desert’s multiple versions of eggs Benedict
and omelettes arrive on huge platters and are
washed down with their $3.95 bottomless
champagne special. The King’s Highway at
the Ace Hotel goes retro chic in a renovated-
to-distress former Denny’s with Tex-Mex
breakfasts, tequila-cured lox and a reviving
house brand of coffee.
Bongo Johnny’s on the Arenas Rd strip creates
massive salads and specialty burgers in an uber-
gay atmosphere designed for watching the action
on the street. Uptown, Jake’s Ready to Eat is a
favourite of the fitness-conscious West Hollywood
boys, but the sandwiches and salads taste sinful.
Aspen Mills Bakery has lunch packages that
include a sandwich made with fresh-baked bread,
a sampling of their potato salad and a cookie
— for those heading out on a canyon hike or
reluctant to leave the pool (they deliver).
Upscale choices include Trio, the restaurant
of the moment. Every dish is incredible, but
the crawfish pot pie, pot roast and mac and
cheese are standouts. Tropicale infuses classic
southern cooking with a touch of pan-Asian
flair. Their buttermilk-paprika boneless fried
chicken is an instant classic, and the mile-high
chocolate cake is a must.
mouth and repeat customers. “It’s a clean
place for men to do what they do,” says
James, the manager of the Atrium Mirage
Vista Grande Resort: “It’s a place to frolic.”
Winding pathways lead to two pools and a
torchlit waterfall that pours into a hot tub.
“At night,” says James, “it’s a big bowl of
man soup. If you’re 400 pounds or 90, get
naked and get in and have fun.”
The atmosphere at INNdulge is extremely
welcoming. There’s the levelling effect of
being naked, but the mood is a testament to
owners Jon and Sandy and their cheerful staff.
The evening social hour is attended by almost
everyone, and the conversation around the
pool is filled by introductions to new friends,
greetings of old friends and much discussion
of the evening’s plans. While the rooms are
stay-in comfortable (the de rigueur condoms
and lube by the bedside are supplemented by
two neatly bound cumrags), it is impossible
not to venture out into the friendly swirl
around the pool. After dark, the sexual under-
current becomes explicit and friendships are
sealed in a more intimate way.
The resorts outside the Warm Sands area
tend to be a little more specialized. In the
northern end of downtown, the leather-
themed Chaps Inn’s charming blue-and-white
Swiss Miss pool design is accented with
stocks, a dog cage and a choice of floggers
hung neatly beside the life buoy. Camp Palm
Springs hosts sex parties the first Saturday of
the month; slings are hung with abandon and
are always full. The View is a favourite of the
West Hollywood boys who flock into town on
the weekends. They favour Room 5: it’s the
only one without a private patio, but it offers
a view of the hot tub and playroom.
East Canyon Hotel and Spa caters to a more
upscale crowd and is one of the rare resorts
where swimsuits are required. Swimsuits are
also required at the Ace Hotel and Swim Club,
the resort of choice for the young and hip. A
former Travelodge has been dosed in glorious
irony, sailcloth and nautical paraphernalia
and transformed into stacks of luxuriously
distressed beachhouses. The crowd — and it
is always almost full — is more queer than
gay, with het couples and even children lurk-
ing about. The frat-house atmosphere — the
main pool has a full-time DJ — is perfect for
those more in need of a party than relaxing in
the sun. Ace’s motto is “Thank you for sleep-
ing with us,” but few actually doze.
All Worlds can coax any man out of his
Speedo. It has a seedy reputation that is
totally undercut by large clean rooms, friendly
staff and well-maintained grounds. Tucked
in one corner of the 2.5 acre resort is famed
pornographer Dirk Yates’ former apartment,
where he first conceived of the resort as a sex
destination and film location. Bordello-red
walls; leopard-print accents; a two-man
shower, whose open window draws an
instant crowd of voyeurs; and a cabinet that
holds a massive room-filling Murphy bed
instantly eroticize the atmosphere. All Worlds
offers day and night passes and lockers,
making it a kind of luxurious outdoor bath-
house. This guarantees a rotating pool of men
whose age skews significantly younger than
many of the clothing-optional resorts.
Even more overtly sexual (and also offer-
ing day and night passes) is the Cathedral
City Boys Club, or CCBC. Sprawling over
3.5 acres there are as many play areas (nude
beach, nature walk, dungeon, military com-
pound — complete with urinals and troughs
— and a confessional) as there are large and
comfortable rooms. Cathedral City is a
10-minute drive from Palm Springs, but it
has a rich history of illicit activities, having
been the former location of speakeasies,
whorehouses and Lucy and Desi’s home
(which was turned into the very first gay
resort). CCBC has the advantage of being
within stumbling distance of The Barracks,
a popular club famed for its Sunday Night
Beer Blast.
The various clubs have rotating nights:
Arenas Rd is home to Hunter’s Video Bar’s
Underwear Night, the sports/cowboy bar Score,
karaoke at Streetbar and pool and drag shows
at SpurLine. Arenas is also home to Gay Mart
and Bear Wear outlets and other stores, so the
street is always full of drinkers, shoppers and
cruising. Just down the street is Palm Springs’
leather bar, The Tool Shed, which also has
shopping nearby at Gear Leather and Fetish.
Locals and visiting clubbers trek uptown
to Toucan’s Tiki Lounge, where Gaga,
Britney, Beyoncé and the Pussycat Dolls are
in continual rotation on the giant video
screens. The go-go boy is too musclebound
to display any dance moves, but his bored
demeanour is the only non-exuberant face
in the house. Friday nights are ruled by
Wang’s in the Desert’s happy hour, where
the $2 drinks pack in so many weekend-
arrival celebrants that the crowd spills into
the parking lot and onto the surrounding
sidewalks.
In the early ’50s, when Palm Springs was
mostly desert, Frank Sinatra built a house
in the middle of an expanse of sand for Ava
Gardner. Whenever he awakened and was
ready to start the party he would hoist a flag
emblazoned with a bottle of Jack Daniels so
his distant neighbours would know to head
over. Palm Springs’ rainbow flags fly 24/7,
and the party never ends.
visitpalmsprings.com
Drew Rowsome is an associate editor at fab
who was delighted with his mid-winter
sojourn to a gay desert oasis.
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gaycations
I
t’s only April, but you’ve already slept with all your remaining Facebook friends, maxed out
your tab at every bar on Church St and preemptively abandoned your entire summer reading list,
aside from the Speedo catalogue. What’s a gay to do? Spare yourself the headache: we’ve gathered
all the details you’ll need for a nearby trip that’s heavy on the hotties and light on the pocketbook.
HAMILTON
What to do
For the traveller who doesn’t want to go too
far from home, Hamilton is a Toronto gay’s
closest getaway. Although most of the gay
bars are in Hamilton’s crumbling downtown,
scattered hotspots like The Embassy (54 King
St E) and The Werx (121 Hughson St N) must
be doing something right to keep the boys
coming out. Still, a Hamilton holiday might
better suit the low-key set, with quaint attrac-
tions like Opera Ontario (operaontario.com),
the Royal Botanical Gardens (rbg.ca), the
James St Art Crawl every second Friday
(jamesstreetnorth.ca), and the Art Gallery of
Hamilton (artgalleryofhamilton.com). And
there are always Karel’s Steam Baths
(karelssteambaths.com) and Central Spa
(centralspa.ca), for those looking for a change
of face from their hometown baths.
Hamilton skyline.
What you’ll spend
TRANSPORTATION:
Roundtrip tickets booked a week ahead:
GO Transit from $19.
HOTEL:
$131–211 per night at the Visitors Inn
(visitorsinn. com), $15–50 per night at
Hamilton Guesthouse. Rooms $25–55 at
Central Spa (centralspa.ca).
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Johnathan Valelly hunts down some
cheap, sexy and quick vacation fixes
Halifax harbour view.
HALIFAX
What to do
Halifax just wants to party! The east coast
is easygoing, and this town has a number
of dependable places for gays to gather. The
large, welcoming, community-oriented
Menz Bar (menzbar.ca) is a sweet treat, and
so is Reflections Cabaret (reflectionscabaret.
com). Music is the lifeblood of this town,
and the queer-friendly Company House
(thecompanyhouse.ca) is just one of many
venues where one can indulge in some local
tunes. Those looking to do a little sex shop-
ping (and who isn’t?) shouldn’t miss the
cleverly named and community-oriented
Venus Envy (venusenvy.ca).
What you’ll spend
TRANSPORTATION:
Roundtrip tickets booked a week ahead:
Porter Airlines from $500, VIA Rail from
$420, Greyhound Canada from $315.
HOTEL:
$27–68 per night at Hostelling International
Halifax (hihostels.ca). Rooms $18–95 at
Seadog’s Sauna & Spa (seadogs.ca).
MONTREAL
What to do
Montreal’s village comes alive in the summer
when Rue Ste-Catherine turns pedestrian-
only and the bar patios roll out endlessly.
Dancing queens have their pick of spots.
POMPe Thursdays at Espace des arts
(theheartisapump.com) and Mec Plus Ultra,
every other Saturday at the Belmont
(lebelmont.com), are some reliable club nights
for cute guys and hot beats. Twinky types
gather monthly at the self-explanatory
Faggity Ass Fridays at the Playhouse
(faggityassfriday.blogspot.com) and at Lucky
Sundays at Parking (parkingnightclub.com).
Le Stud (studbar.com) is a cruisey bar, where
you might find exactly that. Audiophiles
won’t want to miss the weekly Piknic
Electronik (piknicelectronik.com), where
huge acts like Tiga and Junior Boys play.
What you’ll spend
TRANSPORTATION:
Roundtrip tickets booked a week ahead:
Megabus from $55, Porter Airlines from
$650, VIA Rail from $250.
HOTEL:
$90–300 per night at the Auberge Belles
Vues, $69–139 per night at Hotel de Paris
(hotel-montreal.com). Rooms from $7.25–
12.50 at the Sauna Oasis (saunaoasis.net).
Hotties Jon and Yves at Parking.
NEW YORK CITY
What to do
Many of Manhattan’s most popular gay bars
and clubs, like Splash (splashbar.com) and
G Lounge (glounge.com), are concentrated
alongside the fancy restaurants and pricey
sex shops in ultra-gay Chelsea. Low-key (and
low-cost) alternatives are rush or lottery seats
to a Broadway show or an evening stroll
through the innovative High Line
(thehighline.org) park nearby. The East
Village has something of an artier nightlife,
with indie gay bars like Nowhere (myspace.
com/nowherenyc), The Boiler Room
(boilerroomnyc.com) and the popular parties
thrown by East Village Boys (eastvillageboys.
com). For those looking for some good old-
fashioned tail, The Cock (29 Second Ave)
isn’t far. Art fags will likely feel a magnetic
draw toward the nearby New Museum for
Contemporary Art (newmuseum.org) or to
midtown’s Museum of Modern Art (moma.
org), and dutiful history buffs must visit gay
liberation’s original front lines at the
Stonewall Inn (thestonewallinnnyc.com) in
Greenwich Village.
Across the bridge is ever-cool Brooklyn.
There are always shows and events at the
pivotal Brooklyn Bowl (brooklynbowl.com),
and hipster types might make a pilgrimage
to Williamsburg to check out the neighbour-
hood’s queer epicentre, the Metropolitan
(myspace.com/metropolitan11211).
Broadway is ultra gay.
What you’ll spend
TRANSPORTATION:
Roundtrip tickets booked a week ahead:
Megabus from $80, Porter Airlines from
$750, VIA Rail from $240.
HOTEL:
$155–375 per night at the Chelsea Savoy Hotel
(chelseasavoynyc.com), $30–70 per night at
Whitehouse Hotel (whitehousehotelofny.
com). Rooms $21–35 at the West Side Club
bathhouse (westsideclubnyc.com).
Jaemar and David chill at Woody’s.
Gay crowds at the Venture Inn.
PHILADELPHIA
What to do
The Philadelphia gaybourhood is small but
fun. Just as in Toronto, its traditional gay
bar/club is Woody’s (woodysbar.com) on
13th St, fun even on country-western night.
The welcoming Venture Inn (viphilly.com)
and Fluid’s Finger Banger (fluidnightclub.
com) party, which happens every third
Friday, bring all types together for some hot
hand-to-hand action. Still, bears and daddies
may feel more at home at The Bike Stop
(thebikestop.com), and trendy dive bars like
Bob and Barbara’s (1509 South St) put on
lots of alternative programming, like a trashy
queer improv night with The Dumpsta
Players (dumpstaplayers.org). America’s
oldest gay bookstore, Giovanni’s Room
(giovannisroom.com), is extensive and
affordable. It wouldn’t be a trip to Philly
without sampling some local meat; the
much-recommended downtown cheese
steak stop is Ishkabibble’s (337 South St).
What you’ll spend
TRANSPORTATION:
Roundtrip tickets booked a week ahead:
Megabus from $80, Amtrak from $250,
Air Canada $1,100.
HOTEL:
$119–159 per night at The Alexander Inn
(alexanderinn.com), $29–35 per night
at Apple Hostels (applehostels.com).
Rooms $25–35 at Sansom Street Gym
(sansomstreetgym.com).
CHICAGO
What to do
Chicago is the big daddy of the Midwest; it’s
a happy mixture of fast-paced urban types
and polite Illinois boys. The appropriately
titled Boystown neighbourhood is the centre
for gay life, dominated by the daytime hub
of Broadway St and the nightlife strip on
Halsted St. It’s easy to get distracted at the
biggest and most dependable gay club,
Sidetrack (sidetrackchicago.com), but it’s
worth hopping over to nearby Roscoe’s
(roscoes.com) or Spin (spin-nightclub.com).
If you’re feeling handy, put some grunt
work in at the grittier Jackhammer
(jackhammer-chicago.com). Indie-inclined
folks will delight in the hip Wicker Park
neighbourhood, full of cute cafés and shops,
including queer bookshop Quimby’s
(quimbys.com) and the endless labyrinth
of Myopic Books (myopicbookstore.com).
If you’re hunting for bears, artists, punks and
the like, try the North End’s Big Chicks
(bigchicks.com).
What you’ll spend
TRANSPORTATION:
Roundtrip tickets booked a week ahead:
Porter Airlines from $600, Greyhound from
$155, Amtrak from $250.
Sexy shower show at Spin.
HOTEL:
$99–159 per night at The Villa Toscana
(thevillatoscana.com), $29–35 per night
at Hostelling International Chicago
(hichicago.org). Rooms $20–50 at
Steamworks (steamworksonline.com).
Jonathan Valelly is a fab writer who loves
being the out-of-towner at any gay bar.
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Jonathan and

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emember how, when the John are tough Jonathan and Jason • Remember how those spandex-
Sailor Scouts trans- but sweet @ are here to pump clad ladies with the matching leg
AsianXpress you up @ Fit
formed on TV’s Sailor warmers from TV’s 20 Minute
Moon, you were supposed Workout were always bouncing? Well
to forget that they were Fit, the monthly party at The Beaver,
really little girls? Well, Birthday is not quite as strenuous. Ricky
boy Ricky
Donnarama’s perfor- Krueger is outside, shirtless, holding
is ready to
mance at AsianXpress a red balloon. It’s his birthday. Happy
work it out
has her changing onstage @ Fit pneumonia! For some, dancing on
from a calm white the small dancefloor without falling
tutu’ed ballerina into a down the adjacent stairs is the way
Robert, Rea, Jeff
psychotic dancer dressed J-Mag rocks to stay fit. For some, tag-teaming a
and Michael are
in black feathers à la Black runway ready the mic @ cigarette on the back patio is the way
Swan. This is the first time @ AsianXpress AsianXpress to stay fit. For DJ Phil Villeneuve
I’ve seen her do less farcical (fab’s Tunes columnist), fit means
and more forceful choreogra- “being active and keeping things
phy. “Girl, I’m sweating light. Like those Body Break ads.”
something nasty,” she heaves But to his die-hard fans, like Sheldon
afterward. Providing some McIntosh, who is going to it on the
firm sticky buns are go-go boys Kris and Phil spin tracks that would dancefloor, Villeneuve is “killing it
Farley Tarn, Dean Voon, Larry make even Hal Johnson and Joanne with the remixes.” We hear amazing
McLeod sweaty @ Fit
Au and Roel Torres. Yum. But versions of Adele’s “Rolling in
it is J-Mag who brings the house the Deep,” a feisty “Get Outta
Hannah is
down, belting out three songs, My Way” by Kylie and even the
a velvety
including “Grenade” by Bruno Mars. goddess Teddybears’ remix of “Stayin’
Flyerman is
“I  tried out for Canadian Idol when I was @ HOLA flashy in Alive.” Whew!
17,” he says. “But I still needed to sharpen leopard print
up and polish my voice and gain more @ Cherry Bomb • Remember how Charo was a recur-
experience.” I think he’s good to go now. ring guest on TV’s Love Boat but
hardly anyone could understand
• Remember when Ellen came out on her Phil wonders how many licks what she said? Well, tonight is kinda
sitcom? Well, the lesbians at Cherry Bomb it takes to get to the centre of like that at George’s Play, where the
Jason @ AsianXpress
have pretty much all come gay Latin support group, HOLA, is
out, and they’re ready to hosting a fundraiser. Everything is
party. Also roaming around in Spanish. Charming host Luis
Andy Poolhall, which is introduces the performers in
decorated with what has to Lindsay and Spanish, going to great
be Toronto’s most interest- Carla and Jen had no idea lengths to convince a visit-
ing lamp and lighting Mario are they loved balls ing queen from Montreal to
collection, are several spicy treats so much @ do a Lady Gaga number.
delectable guys. With its @ HOLA Cherry Bomb Unfortunately, Madame
intimate conversation Poutine doesn’t know the
nooks, busy pool tables words. All the other drag
and packed dancefloor, queens do their best to appease
Andy Poolhall is the per- the crowd with Spanish pop
fect spot to hear DJs Denise songs. Since it’s a charity (and the
Benson and Cozmic Cat, queens ain’t being paid) many
who are selections higher profile ladies (except for
perfection. “Local legend” Nicole Batista) aren’t present. This
Flyerman has loved Denise allows the newer ones like
thoroughly since 1991. Hannah, Chantal and Kandy
“I’m a lesbian down deep,” to really shine. I smile and
he says. “If it wasn’t for pretend I understand what’s
Denise, the lesbian club going on. That’s what they do
scene would be lost. She is Warner, on TV.
the definition of girl-on- Kevin and Clement and
girl power.” Well, she does Natalia gives new meaning JonJon are Cory get their Julian and deepdish
spice up my life. to the power suit @ HOLA out for a cherries Christopher are @fabmagazine.com
Chris and Levi get a good time John and Flynn are ready popped @ bushmen for the night
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 STYLE Max MacDonald

Fashion Week foreplay

T
he excitement generated by the
events that happen before the official
launch of LG Fashion Week some-
times seem to overshadow opening night.
Over the past few seasons a few have kicked
serious ass while helping bridge the show-
manship gap between European and
Canadian fashion industry events.
Last season the best examples of this
phenomenon were Evan Biddell’s show at
Seven Continents, in a beautifully decorated
room full of dressmaker forms; Greta and
Ezra Constantine’s two-floor fashion happen-
ing in a Queen West building; and Dimitri
Chris, Joeffer Coac and NADA’s show at the
Brickworks, which saw Audi convertibles
driven down the runway. It seems these
highly creative and innovative events are
challenging how designers present their lines
in Toronto, and that’s exciting.
PHILIP SPARKS
On Monday, March 21, Toronto’s most influential
fashion bloggers, journalists and personalities
gathered at the Burroughes Building on Queen
St W to view Philip Sparks’ fall/winter menswear
and women’s collections. The packed sixth-floor
venue was standing room only, leaving folks to
Sparks tuxedo.
DAVID PIKE
gawk in somewhat sweltering conditions.
However, Sparks’ collection didn’t disappoint,
and his loyal fans cheered the new take
on his signature looks,
updated for fall.
Sparks offered
a cornucopia of
coats in various
lengths, including
some trimmed with
fleece; well-tailored suits; and a
uniquely designed charcoal jacket. One of
the best new pieces was a black wool-and-
linen tuxedo blazer matched with pleated
trousers. Not only is this a twist on a modern
classic, it is a stunning outfit for both day
and evening outings.
philipsparks.com
MUST-SEE SHOWS
Here are the shows you don’t want to miss as
LG Fashion Week 2011 rolls out at Exhibition
Place’s Heritage Court:
Rudsak: Thursday, March 31 at 6pm
Klaxon Howl: Friday, April 1 at 6 pm
lgfashionweek.ca
STYLISH APÉRITIFS
Fashion Week is coming to Church St. If the
glare of the bright runway lights combined
Converse loves villains.
brainchild of mixologist Julien Salomone.
On Wednesday, March 30, Boutique Bar
hosts Fashion With Benefits in celebration
of LG Fashion Week. The Benefit Cosmetics
beauty bar will provide complimentary
makeup touch-ups throughout the night.
boutiquebar.ca
GOOD FOOT, BAD FOOT
Converse has paired up with DC Comics to
launch a new line of sneakers for spring/
summer. The line raises the bar for ultra cool
by giving superheroes their own shoes.
For those who want something extra special,
one pair in this collection has the good guys
— Superman, Batman, Wonder Woman and
The Flash — on the right foot and the villains
— The Penguin, The Joker and Lex Luther — on
the left. $69

with the red-carpet stress and gratuitous Available: Get Outside, 437 Queen St W.
air-kissing has worn you down, Boutique getoutsideshoes.com
Bar has an alternative. Located at 506
Church St, this stylish cocktail lounge is the style@fabmagazine.com

Boutique Bar
gets stylish.

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 TUNES
Yelle
Though it’s not as bright
and carefree as her flaw-
less dance debut, and
there aren’t any songs
about French MCs’ small
penises (check out the
past hit “Je Veux Te Voir”),
French dance-pop fire-
cracker Yelle’s new album
is still an automatic party
starter. Even if you don’t
speak or understand a
word she sings, this is
essential future-pop
music. The first single,
“Safari Disco Club,” is
literally about animals
dancing and escaping
reality. And then there’s
“Chimie Physique” — a
modern-day “Physical
Attraction.”
Duran Duran
All You
Need Is Now
Apparently this is the
“follow-up” to Rio, and
luckily Simon Le Bon’s
voice sounds just about
as youthful as it did on
that 1982 album. This
is a fresh electro-rock
take that sounds like a
completely natural fit for
the band. It comes to full
bloom during the Ana
Matronic–assisted disco
number “Safe (In the
Heart of the Moment).”
Thanks to production
from Mark Ronson and
the buttload of synths
involved, every song
sounds like a Bond theme.
Terrifically fun.
tunes@fabmagazine.com
Phil Villeneuve
Sunny spring songs
I always relate music to weather, and I shamelessly continue
this trend by presenting y’all with some music for spring-cleaning.
Whatever kind of cleaning you need.
Ellie Goulding
Lights
I always thought Ellie
Goulding sounded like
that speeded-up female
voice sample in every
other hip-hop song these
days. I wrote her off as an
annoying English nymph.
Then I heard Lights and
Jamaica No Problem REM Collapse Into Now was slapped in the face
by its shimmering pop
Jamaica is that kind of French duo that looks so dirty, Michael Stipe and the boys’ new one is nothing for the
production and romantic
it’s sexy. This big, ecstatic house-rock debut was pro- record books. However, it’s a solidly catchy new album
choruses. Unfortunately, it
duced by Xavier de Rosnay (one of the guys behind and worth hearing for its collaborations with Peaches,
is like being slapped by a
Justice) and Daft Punk sound engineer Peter Franco, Joel Gibb from The Hidden Cameras, and Patti Smith — a
flirty bear from the Black
so the record has a big sound. While there’s no hint of crazy standout called “Blue.” Save this one for summer
Eagle. Enjoyable, but still
reggae on the record, the band name does carry true in listening — it’s very sunny.
kind of annoying.
the vibe: pure fun dipped in sunshine.
Playlist ple
JOHN CAFFREY Mighty Real @ The Beaver The songs two of a
my favourite Toronto DJs
su
1. “I Wrote the Book,” Beth Ditto are spinning lately
re
2. “Love Thing Pt 2” (DJ Medhi Club Mix), Eli Escobar
3. “My House,” Hercules & Love Affair
4. “Leave House” (Motor City Drum
Ensemble Remix), Caribou
5. “Anytime,” Duck Sauce
ALESSANDRO I Pop Machine @ WAYLA
Vincent
1. “Hello,” Martin Solveig, ft Dragonette Wolfe
2. “S&M,” Rihanna Weaver
3. “Till the World Ends,” Britney Spears
of Dreams
4. “Moment 4 Life,” Nicki Minaj, ft Drake
Forget Michael Bublé
5. “Rolling in the Deep” (Jamie xx Shuffle Remix), Adele
and check out this local
singer. Wolfe’s album
was released back in
Betty Burke Dirty Mouth December, but these are
timeless gems. I can’t quite
of the St Lawrence River pin down a comparison
Toronto’s Betty Burke is like a very good berry pie for his golden-throated
cooling on the windowsill. Inside the pie is Maggie voice — it’s sort of like
MacDonald (Hidden Cameras, Republic of Safety a silky-smooth, gender-
among others), Jo Snyder (art and editorial director of less jazz angel. But with
Shameless magazine) and Sheila Sampath (a Winnipeg his flawless band and his
punk-scene queen). There’s some sugar and a lot of kd lang-esque version of
spice in this pie, evoking a ’60s garage-rock girl group Stephen Sondheim’s “Send
from the wrong side of the tracks. There’s a non-flakey in the Clowns,” this record
crust and the lyrics are direct, honest and, at times, is super-romantic dinner
epic. Delicious! and lounge listening.
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 BELLINI AT LARGE Paul Bellini

Mega
catfights
M
y boyfriend George just moved from Timmins to be with Donny and Marie or
me. In Timmins, entertainment usually means playing an eerie facsimile?
darts, but now that George is a Torontonian, entertainment
can mean a lot of things.
I take him to Factory Theatre’s challenging production of Brothel
#9. A pretty young thing named Rekha goes to Kolkata expecting “my sister La Toya.” I tell George how my sister Christine and I
to take a job making light bulbs, only to discover that her brother- used to think we looked like Donny and Marie and would duet
in-law has sold her into prostitution. In true horror-movie fashion, “I’m Leaving It All up to You” in the rec room. Donny is so effin’
she goes to the police, but it turns out that they are in on the scheme. cool. It’s hard to believe he’s a grandfather.
Meanwhile, she is held under thumb by Jamuna, the cruel head of Then George and I go home to watch a movie. Because he loves
the household, who warns her that escape is not an option. Rekha sci-fi and I adore ’80s pop divas, we find something perfect for both
has no choice but to adapt and find dignity where there is none. of us — Mega Python vs Gatoroid. It stars Debbie Gibson and Tiffany,
I worry that the downbeat nature of the material will make for who also co-produced. Tiffany plays a busty sheriff in the Everglades
an odious experience. But this is one of the most cinematic plays who combats an increasing python problem by feeding growth hor-
I’ve ever seen, in no small part because of its richly coloured set mones to the gators. All the beasts become gigantic and the two
design. The performances are also superb, and the rape scene might heroines spend much time running from atrocious CGI lizards. I love
go down as the most harrowing thing I’ve ever witnessed on a stage. that Tiffany has only two outfits — her sheriff shirt paired with unflat-
Playwright Anusree Roy, who also plays Jamuna, finds all the human tering short shorts and a bust-enhancing black dress. Indeed, Tiffany’s
elements in the drama, making for overwhelming theatre. This one’s massive jugs compete with the giant lizards throughout.
going to win a raft of Doras. The two pop stars are positioned as rivals from the beginning. In
A few days later, I take George to a their first heated argument, Debbie responds to Tiffany’s authority
surprise Dancap press conference with “Somebody had ‘bitch’ for breakfast.” But it’s the catfight in the
featuring Donny Osmond, who is middle that makes it a masterwork. Tiffany holds a big classy fundraiser
bringing Donny and Marie Live to to benefit an estuary, and Debbie, an annoying eco-activist,
the Four Seasons Centre for the shows up to bug her. They go at it in front of everybody,
Performing Arts from Tuesday, pulling hair and scratching at eyeballs, even incorporat-
July 5 to Saturday, July 17. ing whipped cream. There are lines of dialogue like
Donny flirts with the “Only in your dreams” or “I think we’re alone now.
press, flashing those There doesn’t seem to be anyone around.” So many LOL
million-dollar moments, like when the lizards attack and someone
chompers and yells out, “If you have a gun, you should get it out
making cute now!” and every single person whips out a gun. It
quips about helps that Micky Dolenz of The Monkees shows up
to get eaten by a giant python.
Giant gators, Hindi hookers, Donny’s teeth — it’s
a lot to digest, but George takes it all in stride. In
fact, he’s stoked to attend Zero Hour, a play featuring Jim
Brochu as Zero Mostel, directed by famous actress Piper
Zero darts for TO Laurie. It plays at the Al Green Theatre until Saturday,
entertainment. April 16. It should be fun, considering Mostel’s legendary
performances in Rhinoceros and the original Producers.
And more to the point — it sure beats playing darts.

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GAY AGENDA John Crouch, Ryan English, Michael Lyons,
Drew Rowsome, Eduardo Sabate & Jonathan Valelly
WED, MARCH 30
Granny Boots, hosted by Sex Life
Canada, has a sex panel featuring
Toronto’s own bottom extraordinaire,
Ryan Russell, and an amateur strip
contest. 7pm. The Gladstone Hotel,
1214 Queen St W. No cover.
gladstonehotel.com
Among Friends, a support group for
queers going through the refugee
process. 8–10pm. 519 Community
Centre, 519 Church St. the519.org
Games Night hosted by the Bears
of Toronto. 8–10:30pm. Pegasus
on Church, 489B Church St. No cover.
pegasusonchurch.com
THURS, MARCH 31
Swingin’OUT has drop-in beginner
swing-dance lessons, partner and dance
experience not necessary. 7pm. 519
Community Centre, 519 Church St.
$5. swinginout.ca
Everyone loves a man (or a woman
or anything in between or beyond) in
a uniform. The Butch Femme Salon
celebrates all things Fit for Duty
with DJ Nik Red. 8pm–midnight.
The Garrison, 1197 Dundas St W.
$3. garrisontoronto.com
Gloria Hole @ Zelda’s
on Mon, April 11
Ryan Russell
@ The Gladstone
on Wed, March 30
Zero Hour recreates outrageous
comedian Zero Mostel’s blacklisting.
Runs till April 16. 8pm. Al Green Theatre,
Miles Nadal JCC, 750 Spadina Ave.
$40.50–64.50. hgjewishtheatre.com
Dreamgirl, hosted by Michelle Ross is
at 9pm; meet the members of the TSVL
Volleyball League at 10:30pm; JLo
and Maria Delmonte follow at 11pm.
George’s Play, 504 Church St. No cover.
playonchurch.com
FRI, APRIL 1
Rex Baunsit, local queer music
sweetheart, performs at Sandi Marie and
Under the Bus’s monthly event. 6–9pm.
Grossman’s Tavern, 379 Spadina Ave.
PWYC. grossmanstavern.com
Paul Petro Contemporary Art Gallery
showcases the works of Laura Cowell
and Dennis Day, two queer-plus
moving-image practitioners. Opening
reception 7–10pm. Runs till Sat, April 30.
980 Queen St W. No cover. paulpetro.com
Rainbow Ballroom Toronto & Latin
Dance Club. Kicking off 10 weeks of
spring dance classes that will end in a
pre-Pride social. 7–8pm salsa; 8–9pm
merengue; 9–10 Argentine tango.
519 Community Centre, 519 Church St.
rainbowballroomtoronto.com
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 Carlotta Carlisle kicks off Friday at 7pm;
Hormonal, hosted by Clint Lyckher,
begins at 9pm; Dance Till You Drop is at
10pm; and Vixen, hosted by Amanda
Roberts and
Daytona Bitch
Bitch, is at
11:30pm. Crews &
Tangos
Tangos, 508 Church St.
$2 after 10pm.
crewsandtangos.com
Are you a screamer? Ghost
Stories is theatre to make your hair
stand on end, or make the ones you’ve
shaved grow right back. Runs till Sun,
May 8. 7:30pm. Panasonic Theatre,
651 Yonge St. $25–79. mirvish.com
Lost Voices, the new play by Ed
Roy, concerns two teenagers from
different parts of the world who
arrive in Pearson Airport with
absolutely no idea of what awaits
them. Runs till Sun, April 17, 8pm.
The Theatre Centre
Centre, 1087 Queen St
W. $15–20. topologicaltheatre.com
Big Primpin. Gay rap shit with DJs
Kevin Ritchie, Max Mohenu and
Finest. 10pm. Wrongbar,
Rory Them Finest
1279 Queen St W. $5.
The first J’Adore is for those who like
frenching — on the DJ tables and the
dancefloor. Featuring Andrew
Awesome, Countess Christsmasher,
Christsmasher
Heroine Marks Empy and DJ Fondants.
Fondants 10pm–2am.
@ Zelda’s on Sat, April 9 Savoy, 1166 Queen St W. No cover.
Rocket: Video Dance Party. VJ/DJ
Sumation spins beats and visuals for a
massive multimedia onslaught. 10pm.
fly, 8 Gloucester St. No cover before
11pm, $5 before midnight, $10 after.
flynightclub.com
College Night. Celebrate April Fools’ Day
with a performance by Gia and the best
top-40 remixed beats, courtesy of DJ
Cajjmere Wray. 10pm. The Barn, 418
Church St. No cover. thebarnnightclub.com
Dirty Sexy Party with DJ ViVi Diamond
has friendly pornstars, dirty go-go
dancers and a high likelihood of picking
up. 10pm. Goodhandy’s, 120 Church St.
$10. goodhandys.com
Scissors: April Fools’ Edition. DJs Fawn
Big Canoe, Sokes and Miss Michie keep
everyone dancing like fools. 10pm.
Blondie’s, 1378 Queen St W. No cover.
blondiesbar.ca
Rendezvous: 2nd Anniversary Broad
Spectrum Edition with MC Mahogany
Browne, DJ Da Vinci, performers Rani
Rhinestone, Katinka Kature, Drag King
Sebastian, Destinasian Dance Crew
and more. 10:30pm. Buddies, 12
Alexander St. $6. buddiesinbadtimes.com
Andrew Awesome
@ Savoy on Fri, April 1
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Spanking Demo with Master R. DJ
Pashtun works the backroom. Midnight.
The Black Eagle, 457 Church St. No
cover. blackeagletoronto.ca
SAT, APRIL 2
An Evening of Hollywood Glamour,
hosted by Heaven Lee Hytes, Farra,
Savanaugh Davenport, Candice and Ivy,
is a community fundraiser for PFLAG
Canada Durham with cocktails, dinner
and drag. 6:30pm. Club Carib, 600
Wentworth St E, Oshawa. $50.
Fetish Night, with DJ Jimi LaMort.
Fetish wear only. 9pm. Goodhandy’s, 120
Church St. $5 before 10pm, $15 after.
goodhandys.com
Reality Bytes. Spice Girls, Titanic, Dolly
the sheep, Madonna’s Erotica/Evita/
kabbala days. Relive the last decade of the
millenium with DJs 4est, Lindzrox and
Jrox at this ’90s-themed party. 9:30pm.
Augusta House, 152 Augusta Avenue.No
cover.
Crave, with DJ Mark Falco, has go-go
boys, dancing and cruising. 10pm. Vizion
Lounge, 580 Church St. No cover before
11:30pm, $5 after. fuzionexperience.com
Scandal Saturdays. DJ Craig Dominic
in The Zone; DJ Quinces rocks Tangos.
Crews & Tangos, 508 Church St. $2 after
10pm. crewsandtangos.com
DJs Josh Karmin and Shawn Riker spin
sizzling beats late into the night. 10pm.
fly, 8 Gloucester St. $10 till midnight, $15
till 1am, $20 after. flynightclub.com
Love Saves the Day, with DJ Jaime Sin.
Maximal disco. Maximal house. Minimal
clothing. 11pm. The Beaver, 1192 Queen
St W. No cover. beavertoronto.ca
Squirt.org Best Men’s Ass Contest,
hosted by Sofonda and Ivory Towers
with DJ Chris Steinbach. Midnight.
Woody’s, 465 Church St. No cover.
woodystoronto.com
SUN, APRIL 3
Sticky Buns. Continental breakfast for the
all-nighter crowd. 5–7am. Steamworks,
540 Church St, 2nd level. Regular rates
apply. steamworksonline.com
Urge. Get in and get off at this downtown
sex maze. 4pm–2am. 199 Church St. $9.
urgetoronto.com
The Imperial Court Of Toronto hosts the
fundraiser Easter Bonnet, with Deanna
Stevens Dior and Empress XXIV at 9pm;
Playgirl, hosted by Heaven Lee Hytes
and Teran Blake is at 11pm. George’s
Play, 504 Church St. No cover.
playonchurch.com
MON, APRIL 4
Living With AIDS Today, hosted by
The Fraternity, has Michael Hamilton,
a gay man living with HIV since 1985, as
the keynote speaker. 5:45pm. Ramada
Plaza Hotel, 300 Jarvis St. $30 members,
$40 guests, $20 students with ID.
thefraternity.org
Moose Knuckle Disco, hosted by
Miss Margot and her crew of DJs.
10pm. Sweaty Betty’s, 13 Ossington Ave.
No cover.
TUES, APRIL 5
Broke with Matches is a mixed-media
group show assembled by queer artist
Peter Kingstone. Runs till April 16.
111 Bathurst St. No cover.
Opening of fab guy photographer Drasko
Bogdanovic’s Naked Man Staring at
You. Opening reception is Sat, April 9 at
7pm. Noon. Hangman Gallery, 756 Queen
St E. No cover. draskobogdanovic.ca
WED, APRIL 6
The Best Men is a new comedy by Bil
Antoniou centring on a groom, his
high-maintenance bride and the three gay
men who despise her. Runs till April 10.
7pm. Bread and Circus, 299 Augusta
Ave. $15–20. breadandcircus.ca
Brockton Writers Series presents Xtra’s
Marcus McCann and several others
reading from their award-winning books.
7–9pm. St Anne’s Church, 270
Gladstone Ave. No cover, suggested
donation $3–5.
Viva Cabaret. This one-man theatrical
performance by Yura has more costume
changes and naked dancers than you can
shake a stick at. 8pm. The Gladstone
Hotel, 1214 Queen St W. rushow.ru
THURS, APRIL 7
Flashers of the Week Contest, with
host Dan the Man. 9pm. Flash,
463 Church St. Full or day membership
required. flashonchurch.com
Get disorderly as The Queer Social
presents Disorder. Come early and check
out the Kinky Cabaret, followed by sets
by DJs 4est and Peachy Keen. 9:30pm.
Clinton’s, 693 Bloor St W. $5.
clintonstavern.com
Thurst has rotating DJs and saucy drag
queens every week. 10pm. Alto Lounge,
582 Church St. No cover.
Buzz Cuts is back with more electronic
ecstasy from DJs The Robotic Kid and
Joe Louis. Special performance by DJs
Light Fires. 10pm. The Black Eagle, 457
Church St. No cover. blackeagletoronto.ca
 Gia @ The Barn on Fri, April 1

FRI, APRIL 8 HER, hosted by Regina with DJs

Produzentin, LBC and omgblog.com.
Queer Idol: Round Six, hosted by Cajo, 10pm. La Perla, 783 Queen St W. $5.
celebrates the ’90s. Mariah, anyone?
Bear Night. Woof. 10pm. O’Grady’s,
9pm. Goodhandy’s, 120 Church St. $9.
518 Church St. ogradyschurch.ca
goodhandys.com
I Love the ’90s. DJ Cajjmere Wray spins
Cherry Bomb Live has performances
at this monthly throwback party filled with
by la Bomba, Tomboyfriend and
pure Eurodance and freestyle beats.
Bonjay, and DJs Cozmic Cat, Denise
Featuring a performance by Honey
Benson and Nino Brown. 9pm.
Brown. 10pm. The Barn, 418 Church St.
The Garrison, 1197 Dundas St W. $10.
$5. thebarnnightclub.com
cherrybombtoronto.com
Shake & Pop. Superstar DJs Blackcat
DJ Craig Dominic spins anthems all
and Sumation team up to drive the
night long at the aptly named Anthem.
dancefloor crazy with top 40, dance,
10pm. Wayla, 996 Queen St E. No cover.
house, electro and more. 10pm.
whatareyoulookingatbar.com
Zipperz-Cellblock, 72 Carlton St.
No cover. zipperzcellblock.com

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 Grapefruit, with DJs Shane Percy
and Aural. 10pm. fly, 8 Gloucester St.
$5 with pass before 11, $10 without.
grapefruit4u.com

All-Request Friday: From Radio Ga Ga

to Gaga, and Everything In Between
with DJ K-Tel spinning. Email your
requests to paul@buddiesinbadtimes.
com. 10:30pm. Buddies, 12 Alexander St.
$5 after 11pm. buddiesinbadtimes.com

SAT, APRIL 9
Big 3 @ The Big Z, hosted by Clint
Lyckher, Daytona Bitch and Heroine
Marks, has cheap martinis, contests and
giveaways. 9pm. Zelda’s, 692 Yonge St.
No cover. zeldas.ca

The Pool Party. The Downtown Swim

Club hosts a fundraiser for All OUT Swim
2011, with a swimsuit fashion show, used
bathing suit auction, swimming stroke
demonstrations and a raffle. 9–11pm.
Woody’s, 461 Church St. No cover.
@ Remington’s dsctoronto.ca

Circuit Festival Pre-Party, with DJs

Lydia Sanz from Barcelona, Shawn Riker,
Jeremy Khamkeo and Mike Vieira in the
Lounge. 10pm. fly, 8 Gloucester St. $15
and up. flynightclub.com

Obscura Day is a showcase of human

oddities, with headliner Lady Gaga
Zombie Boy, Rick Genest, burlesque and
a fetish circus from Montreal. 10pm.
Mitzi’s Sister, 1554 Queen St W. $15.

Pitbull: Commando, with DJs Shane

Percy and Johnny OC, has more beefy,
bearded babes than a truckstop. 10pm.
Fuzion, 580 Church St. $5.
fuzionexperience.com
Business Woman’s Special. DJs
Sammy and Nino spin pop, R&B, hip hop
and electro. 10pm. Augusta House,
152 Augusta Ave. $5.
Euphoria. Get happy with DJ Sumation.
10pm. WAYLA, 996 Queen St E. No cover.
whatareyoulookingatbar.com
Jock, hosted by Charles Pavia and DJ
Geoff Kelleway, is a night for jocks,
jockstraps and their admirers. 10:30pm.
Goodhandy’s, 120 Church St. No cover
before 11pm, $5 after for team members,
$10 for sports fans. goodhandys.com
Obscura Day a showcase of human
oddities with headliner Lady Gaga Zombie
Boy, Rick Genest, burlesque and a fetish
circus from Montreal. 10pm. Mitzi’s
Sister, 1554 Queen St W. $15.
SUN, APRIL 10
TGLTA Tennis registration from 2–5pm;
Spearhead hosts a food drive at 6pm as
Miss Conception’s Stage to Screen
one-woman show gets underway;
Michelle Ross Drag Legend Show,
hosted by Amanda Roberts, is at 9pm;
then it’s Georgie Girl and friends at
11pm. Woody’s, 465 Church St. No cover.
woodystoronto.com
Bears of Toronto range through the
corridors of Spa Excess as growls of
delight echo. 5–8pm. 105 Carlton St.
Regular rates apply. spaexcess.com,
bearsoftoronto.org
Downtown Swim Club @
Woody’s on Sat, April 9
MON, APRIL 11
Dirty Bingo, hosted by Gloria Hole and
Lena Over. Drink yourself dirty and win
some outrageous prizes. 8:30pm. Zelda’s,
692 Yonge St. No cover. zeldas.ca
TUES, APRIL 12
So You Think You Can Strip? A weekly
amateur night. 9pm. Remington’s,
379 Yonge St. $5 cover, students free.
remingtons.com

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