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By Merritt Patterson
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;, have N.J. approaching, New Jacky. The plans were already underway for a
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Always on time." Then she starts this
third person thing, "Jacky is going to
huge "tea party" which is synonymous
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start being the woman she wants to with "hootin' and hollerin' cat fight."
be." Maybe Jacky is growing up? Good
.- for you, New Jacky. But Kenya has never been on a reality
program, and apparently she's never
seen one either because she still thinks
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the grace and beauty of society in
Dallas.
Back to the tour. Jacky was shocked
when the guide said UNT's population Then this little exchange alarmed us
is 35,000. "I wanted to know all.
everybody," she said as if she were Chanel: We need to go get something
entering the 13th grade at Highland for me to wear.
Park High School. Jacky! Hello? That's Kenya: No we won't be.
SMU. Chanel: 1 don't have anything.
Let's get right to it, shall we? Kenya: Yes, you do.
Cut to Booker T. Washington High Chanel: 1 guess I'll go naked.
School where Chanel is playing the
Patty and Jacky are in Denton on a
violin with two classmates. Her mother, Just when 1 was about to scream
sunny day, touring the University of
North Texas campus under the Kenya, tells us, "Chanel attends a "Kenya, make her stop"- WHAM, BAM,
prestigious school in downtown Dallas. BOOM! Kenya fires this one off, "I
protection of a Burberry umbrella. You
Her trio has been invited to play at the hope she takes the tea party seriously
can't fault them for loving a signature
Dallas Arboretum. It is an extreme because in an instant she can go from
print accessory but you can certainly
ponder how they're paying for it. honor and I'm going to invite everyone meek little girl to this big-headed
we know." Well, that's your first bitch."
mistake, Kenya, because you know
The tour guide shows Jacky the
some pretty freaky chicks. I'm just Kenya, did you just call your kid a big-
academic buildings and strangely
sayin'. headed bitch? 1 mean, in almost any
enough, Jacky is inspired, "I'm gonna
other scenario I would gasp if a
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done? Patty, how much are you paying Paaathetic. It's twisted and perverted." makes a big churning gesture and
for that? Call me- I'll do your lipstick. And then she's still going on about it in says, "It's a brewin'." Patty, we're
her cheetah print sofa interview, hating you again. Just leave it alone.
Then Jacky tells us that her mother "When Jacky sat on Alonzo's lap at the
said, "If you take a cab, we're not tea party, it kind of made me sick." Cindy weighs in, "My money is on
mother and daughter anymore." Now Then puke, Pamela, just get it over Patty. I think she can beat the crap out
that's the kind of unconditional love with. Whatever it takes for you to stop of her."
the world needs more of, Patty. talking about it.
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Next up: Pamela. She tells viewers, Who knew I'd ever be so ready for a over to Pamela's table and Alonzo
"Patty and Jacky do not belong at any high school violin trio? Chanel, hit it. says, "I don't think we've been invited
high society events, whatsoever." to this ..." And Pamela finishes his
Cindy reflects on the music, "It was sentence, "To this wingding over
We heard you, Pam.e.la. almost haunting it was so beautiful." here?" Wingding? Then she tells them
Patty must not have thought so to pull up a chair. It was the female
But it's getting kind of old and, frankly, because as she lifted a mirrored piece version of the first shove, the one that
it's backfiring. We have every reason of the table setting to check her lipstick starts the fist fight.
to hate Patty but when you hate her so she said, "This is horrible."
much, it makes us like her. So before But they chose to stand. Alonzo asks
you start smack talkin' next time, ask But Patty's table appeared to be having Pamela what she got for her birthday.
yourself this question: Does this fight a good time. They were laughing and Pamela told him she got a life cake, "It
take me to the next level of anything having fun like people do at parties. looks like a cake and each layer is an
other than my own demise? But it was tainted with shots of Pamela individual scene from my life."
looking all irritated by Patty's
Then Jacky checks in with us about the happiness. Then Pamela even Patty throws the first punch, "So it's a
party, "It was so boring." So she announced to her table, "They should big cake." Alonzo blocks Pamela's next
decides to "spice this partay up" and be ashamed of themselves." move, "So did it start from the point
goes over to sit on the lap of a young the two of you first met," as he points
man nearby. Then Patty mentions to the guests to Pamela's husband. Then Patty hits
around her that she still wants to know below the belt, "Or from your first
Pamela watches Jacky and says to why she wasn't invited to the denim marriage?"
others at her table, "So pathetic. and diamonds birthday party. She
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There's some awkward talk and Jacky told Pamela, "I've been wanting Hannah had put Patty and Jacky on
laughter that follows and then Patty to ask, why was I not invited to your the guest list. Pamela says, "That's no
asks Pamela's husband, "You look so denim and diamonds party?" Pamela way, no how."
much younger. Are you younger than responds, "Brenda didn't want to
she is?" invite. So, why don't you ask Brenda?" Back to the confrontation. Jacky says,
The husband, Ignacio, hesitates, "I "Can I bring Brenda over here then?"
didn't know Pamela looked any older What'd you just say, Pamela? And Pamela says, "Sure, why don't you
than me." Weak, Ignacio. Very weak. don't worry, we don't hate you bring Hannah and Gigi too. And Laura."
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you did the best you could with what because you just lied and tossed your out for you.
you had to work with. friend to ravenous wolves.
So Jacky gathers the crew and Patty
Cut to Pamela. "Patty was trying to flirt Jacky continues, "But I heard it was stays behind to keep watch over
with Ignacio at the arboretum," she different." Pamela said, "Well, you Pamela so she can't run for her life.
tells us. No Pamela, you're going super should ask my daughters who put on When all of the players are in the
delusional again, she isn't flirting with the party. They were in charge of the mandatory huddle, Patty says, "So
Igancio. She just hates you. guest list." Brenda, did you not want us there?"
Brenda, completely sideswiped says,
Then Pamela says, "Don't hate me Uh, wolves still hungry so you fed 'em "What is that all about?"
'cause you ain't me." your daughters, Pamela?
Laura is puzzled, "How did 1 just get
Um, OK, Pamela. We'll try. But what a Pamela digs deeper, "Why aren't you roped into this?"
crusher. I mean, you're who we all talkin'to her 'cause it's not me." Jacky
strive to be. But, it's true, we ain't you. replied, "You had some say in it." Then Pamela says to Laura, "1 wasn't the
Pamela delivers the whopper, "I did one who put on the party. Ya'il put on
It took viewers a minute to shake off have some say in it. I said 1 don't think the party too. And everybody knows."
that last thing Pamela said. But when we should exclude them. But she was Everyone knows what, Pamela? Oh
Jacky says, "Pam, can I talk to you for very adamant about it so 1 said wait, no need to answer that, here's
a second?" We all sat up straight. whatever, ya know." the next flashback.
Pamela agrees and Patty joins them
over to the side. Cut to the instant replay of episode 5 While going over the guest list,
where it is discovered that Laura and Hannah asks Pamela, "Jacky can't
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come?" Pamela responds, "She's as Brenda tells us, "Pam was backed in a After a much needed commercial
bad as Patty." corner and whatever came to mind to break, Jacky tells the group, "I'm just
get out of it. Unfortunately, 1 got trying to work it out." Brenda finally
But Pamela sticks to her version, "So shoved under the bus." Yeah, you did, steps up, "Jacky, there's nothing really
I'm not takin' blame for something that Brenda. But no time for that now. to work out. But here's the deal, I'm
wasn't from me, completely. So, I'm not close to you guys and it was partly
just tellin' her that." And she gestures Hannah said to Jacky and Patty, "You my birthday party too. If Pamela had
toward Brenda. were on the list." Pamela backed her wanted you guys to be there, that
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Patty tries to keep the group focused, and said, "You were." Jacky asked, you on my guest list."
"Brenda, is there a reason why you "How did it get deleted?" Pamela
didn't want us there?" turned and said, "It was you, Laura?" OMG, what is Pamela doing? Stop.
And Laura responded like any of us Stop.
The meeting of Pamela's former friends would have, by turning one syllable
continued. into two, "Noho." Jacky and Patty walk away with their
Brenda: Why Ididn't want you there? heads held high and then the scene of
Patty: Pam just said it was you and Brenda is still whining on the couch, "I which reality show finales are made
Laura. felt betrayed and 1 was a little bit was upon us. Pamela flipped a double
Laura turns to Pamela: Are you upset." birdie at them and simultaneously
serious? hollered, "Ya'il got all that?"
Pamela: 1 said it was everybody who But Pamela was still grasping for air,
planned the party. I'm not takin' "I'm not takin' blame because Brenda Pam held her pose, middle fingers
blame. didn't want Kenya and Chanel there perfectly erected, while she turned
either." Get her, Brenda. Go. Just rip from side to side allowing each guest
Cut to Kenya's couch interview, "This her hair right off her head. at the sophisticated tea to take in her
was a sophisticated tea." Kenya, I'm message, "Yaaaaa'lIIlI got thaaaat???"
sorry but you were the only one who Brenda, still on the sofa says, "I
didn't see this coming. Snap out of it. thought 1 knew her but 1 don't think I One would think Pamela was done,
And quick, because you're about to get know her." We know, Brenda. But we that she'd feel humiliated and just walk
thrashed by Pamela too. need you over here. away, and wait for the day that this all
becomes a distant memory, in like,
3010. But, no. Pamela tells viewers,
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Dallas Divas and Daughters, Season 1 Finale Recap
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Park Cities People 2009