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by Maree-Lynn Cicon J55 ^ government may enforce. two officers to organize a trip to The group is asking MSG to stated that the proceeds of The
The main issue discussed at the "Parental income eligibility for Washington D.C. for National fund one-fourth of their cost with April 10, Campus Center dance
March 30 MSG meeting concern- BEOG loans will be lowered from Lobbying Day ion April 13th. the administration giving will benefit Muscular Dystrophy.
ed proposed Federal financial aid $25,000 a* year to*$19,000,NjShe They, as representatives of MSG, another fourth. The administra- A trip to Pittsburgh on May 1st to
cuts for education pursuits. said, "Itjwas supposed to in- plan to correspond with area col- tion's contribution, however, was hear science fiction author Isaac
Government officers Rich Lan- crease from $25,000 to $28,000. leges to explain the importance of not verified. The remaining half Assimov was proposed. The cost
zillo and Mary Gausman attend- This will eliminate between such a trip and to get these in- would be paid by the professor of the bus would be the only ex-
ed a Coalition of Pennsylvania 500,000 and 600,000 students from stitutions involved. \ f and eight students who would at- pense since the lecture is free, ac-
University Student's Conference the BEOG program, i; '' tend, said Slagle. The costs would cording to Representative
in York on March"*27 through "A student's family currently Next, a bid was made by the entail $15 per person. i Regina Zeyzus. The body was
March 29.. The purpose of this must contribute 14 per cent to the Environmental Club for govern- asked to get feedback from other
workshop was an organizational educational costs per year; this mental recognition; official A motion was made to table the students dealing with the
meeting for PISC, which is a lob- will be increased to 20 per cent voting will be conducted on this discussion until the next meeting, feasibility of such a trip. |
bying group on the Pennsylvania for the academic year 1982", she issue at the next meetings re- when more information could be
quested by J the':- Enviromental provided If the Enviromental President Tim Seltzer reported
levels ?- f £s added. fNfc \ 1 £9 that the next Activities Day Com-
Vice-President Lanzillo stated studies department. ''The man clubfwas recognized by the
& Lanzillo related jthat Mer- running these workshops is the government, MSG could possibly mittee meeting was slated for
that nine Pennsylvania colleges cyhurst. has the potential of author of our current textbook," loan them the money to be repaid Thursday at 7:30 p.m. in the Back
were in*attendance,V'The cuts becoming the Northwestern Pa. said Sue Slagtef spokesman for at a future date, a representative Porch Cafe.
that the current administration area's Regional headquarters. the group. J J I fc ^ t f l r brought up. "This would alleviate It was unanimously decided bv
wants to enforce are extensive," ***Our region is not heavily all problems that we might en- Jhe body that 10 per cent of Ac-
he said, "It's possible to have 20 represented. This has a lot of "With what we learn at these counter if we set a precedent in tivity Day's receipts would go to
per cent or more of our student potential for us to become involv- meetings we will be willing to giving departments money," "Habitat's for Humanity", a non- l
enrollment drop because of* the ed and recognized as a leader in come back and set up workshops s t a t e d T r e a s u r e r Mary profit charity run by Campus
financial aid cuts." our area,' he responded. •• 5 £ here," she added, -rWe want to Gausman. &** '-=£ '• Ministry. * £ > -*•
Gausman pointed out some iff* At notion was made for a make people our age aware of en- A Rebecca Martin commented on
specific measures that the general vote of support for the vironmental problems.' • In the SAC report, Lanzillo Continued on page 7
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The Reagan administration is engaged in massive military
to the military-civilian junta in El Salvador. Many
religious leaders around the word have expressed doubts about
such a policy. These Christian and Jewish leaders contend that the
Expresses
struggle in El Salvador is over internal injustices and not a battle
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The Right To! Aid between Russia and the United States, as the U.S. State department
contends.\ .,&-> sBt B To t h e M e r c y h u r s t
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m In the past year more than eight thousand people have been kill- Community: '•
I It is essential that the Mer- Let the people in legislative ed, most by the military forces and paramilitary death squads that On behalf of the Egan Scholars,.
cyhurst student community power know that students have roam the country side killing and torturing anyone who dares to I wou|d like to extend my
realize the long range effect of power too. Make them aware of speak out against injustice. Three Catholic nuns, one lay mis- greatest thanks to those people
the potential financial aid cuts. the need for financial aid. § sionary, three priests and one Archbishoo were all assasinated who helped make Alekrandev
Long range in the sense that next Involvement * in COPUS * is because they dared to preach and live the Gospel message of Jesus Zotov's visit a pleasant
year only 100 students may be nothing to sneeze at. Presently, it and the prophets. It is time for all those who are on the side of experience, |
able to attend our college. is one of the few (if not only) human rights to speak out. j £|^ : ^3 fwould like to start by thanking
•Students (and parents) must organizations planning direct ac- On Monday night at 7 p.m. the Campus Ministry office is sponsor- Dr. Vivetta Petronio and the
come to terms with these tion against the budget cuts. And ing a workshop on how to write letters of protest to our government. Egan Council for their hard work.
threatening budget cuts. Once writing the congressmen will on- Come and write a letter that may help the Reagan administration Also, Sister Elizabeth Lintsen
this is done both parties need to ly aid COPUS in organizing effec- to act more justly in its dealings with underdeveloped countries of and all of Campus Ministry. Of
prepare to assert their right to tive lobbying forces, i* | Central America. The meeting will be held in the Campus Ministry course no presentation could be
funding for higher education. And Students need to be aware of office.? <ran§ Siai r
- SBK§ rj ? accomplished without Sharon
the way to do this is by utilizing the danger budget cuts will bring. Sisco and Media Services. And,
the power working as a force that If a student is presently receiving as always, the food services of
a common goal brings, s his education withfinancialaid, K.C. and H.R.M.A. were ex-
Write! letters to the con- the odds are good that next year cellent. My personal gratitude to
gressmen involved. It will have they won't receive anything. Mr. Richard Kubiak and Dr.
an effect, mure than fearing and Neither financial aid nor an ^S^nLI# • v l u Q publication Mike Erisman should also be in*
worrying about the future will. education. ?$HJi £ fS eluded here. j
VOL. 53 NO. 20 MERCYHURST COLLEGE APRIL 3,1981 I was very glad to participate
Editor-in-Chief Rebecca L Martin in such an event, and especially
Anyone interested '$ News Editor?
• Photo Editor
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which was volunteered by the
Mercyhurst Community.
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Photography CoHeen Farley, Christopher Meyers S S B S R B f f f l B B E S r - much to realize once again that
Sports .j*.U»A^^ay.Taye(XColes and JackBour*^^ the majority of students, faculty
Typists Mary Cay Marchione, Valerie Meyers ^ ' l r v S S S ! K ^ * 5 i l S ^ B
and administrators are unwilling
1981-82 position ofv St*11 M v «^. fit*
Faculty Advisor — ^^...Steve
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Brown-Thompson Newspapers
to support this college and its ac-
tivities, even to such a limited ex-
tent as attendance at any event.
onrimply returning an R.S. V.P.'
Merciad Editor Barry J. Bernaus
Student \
Government
Officer
ElectionsJ
Due April 6
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Winner Announced
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In 'April Fool Contest
Although the* MERCIAD From the first foolish nomina-
received a variety of entries for tion: "The biggest fool I know is
the first annual "April Fool Con- Matt TruesdaTe. Matt is really a
test," there was one nominee who nice kid in his own unique way. $
outshone the rest in terms of his ' "He has this habit of imitating
foolishness. Before his name is people not only by the way they
announced, readers should talk but by their gestures as well.
realize that by no means should ^"Matt gets up at 7:00 in the
anyone try to imitate this person morning and runs with the rest of
at home. the cross-country team. Anyone
This fool is trained at his pro- that gets up that early to run,
fession and it is EXTREMELY rain, snow, or shine has to be a
dangerous for untrained persons fool. 'X
to assume the role of any fool. "I'm sure if you know Matt or
Fools are not rare but true fools meet him he'll be the biggest fool
should be kept under close you know too."
surveillance and at, an arm's Hie second foolish nomination:
length. | j "I have met a large number of
If a fool does something well, fools on this campus. All things
even on the smallest scale, he considered I feel the biggest and
should be praised for it so that he most outspoken fool is Matt
does not despair and quit all Truesdale. I*-
together. Although fools provide "Mattfis a full-fledged,
laughter for others they are bonafide redneck. He is the per-
losers in their own right and son who believes^ in shotguns,
deserve a kind word and a smile chewing tobacco, Iron City beer,
once in a while. *•' ** and Waylon Jennings singing a
So, the next time you see our country lullaby. !
fool, give him a pat on the back "Any person who can exist in
and congratulate him for all his the city of Erie, and still remain a
fine accomplishments. So without redneck, must be a real fool.
further adieu, here is the MER- "P.S. I feel it is important to
CIAD's 1981 "Pool of the Year": mention that it takes a Dig fool to
MATT TRUESDALE. The follow- drink Iron City Beer." , *j
ing are two letters submitted to By the way, the prize for the
the MERCIAD nominating Matt winning fool is nonexistent.*
as "Fool of the Year." APRIL FOOLS!!! W. P. Garvey hams It for the camera with his prospective bride Molly Kohlmiller.
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New ....,,-
Courses
Offered
A new course has been a dded to
the Mercyhurst curriculum for
the 1981-82 school year. Accor-
ding to Dean David Palmer, the
\ course information is as follows:
Course Title: Intro, to In-
tramural Academic Subterfuge t*
Course Number: SOC. 4.00
Course Description: This course
is designed to prepare the college
student to "beat the academic
system." It offers 10 weeks of in-
tensive in-field experience, dup-
ing which the student is required
to achieve a 4.0 grade in at least
one of his classes by means other
than academic proficiency. The
student must use one of the
following guidelines to complete
the 4.0 effort: , \&Bi J~
1.) Athletic priority scam:
Under this method, the student
achieves 4.0 status» in the
classroom by making a case for
his/her invaluable status in a
team sport.
2.) Ethnic-pull contract: This
method (designed to treat
minority groups equitably) re-
quires the Italian student to
achieve his/her 4.0 by having an
uncle with a violin case persuade
the instructor administer * the
desired grade. *T
This course is offered with the ad-
vanced student in mind. As with
all upper level courses, evidence
that the student is familiar with
his/her material is required.
Simple cheating or plagiarism
will not be accepted as fulfillment
of; the academic subterfuge
experience.^,- gk Garvey Models HBp||§
Genetic 1981Attire\M | 1
At a board of trustees luncheon and card party today at Mer-
Deformity cyhust College, Dr. William Garvey, President of the school,
modeled the 1981 graduation attire. J I ,r, % jj$
Garvey is pictured above posing for the women in the quiana and
Former Merciad Advisor Steve Curcio has reportedly undergone
metamorphisis and is now applying for residency at the Erie Zoo. Discovered velveteen caftan-like robe. Garvey also donned a mauve-colored
scarf around his neck and the traditional black cap with a multi-
A new genetic discovery was colored fringe attached. « £ Sfog s - '
made in Egan Hall recently. Ms. The women oohed and aahed at Garvey as he paraded up and
Beth Ann Paletta, rumored to down the modeling ramp. • %- f:' ~ SBprre
have abnormal hearing ability,
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has come "out of the closet" with
Findlay Follies her deformity.
"Actually, I just thought my
floor was too loud," stated Palet- Soccer Team Enters
ta who is a resident assistant in
Apply now for summer!! Egan. "Now I know that I have
what is known in the medical
world as Hawkears." j ?V
Breakfast Contest
The Merciless has 4 found The Mercyhurst College soccer team will enter the Kellogg's
through extensive research on stick up for Breakfast Contest. • SEE L %
the-subject that iPaletta's pro- The contest is held in order to encourage people to eat a daily
Now Accepitng Anyone who blem is not uncommon. It is suf-
fered by many R.A.'s throughout
breakfast. The team has chosen to make the college community a
Gala Breakfast in order to publicize the contest.
Tenants For knows of a the country. The deformity
results from listening to noise
This breakfast of the champions will consist of wheaties with
bananas and pure cane sugar. The featured breakfast dish will be
after quiet hours and complaints blueberry wheat germ muffins stuffed with loads of vitamin C and
Bilid win I teacher § before quiet hours about how un-
quiet hours were yesterday. *
There are some warning symp-
E. Orange juice and gatorade will also be served.
Junction
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call Tonl Kalisak 6:30 p.m.
Tuesday, May 26
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i. in the Ed. 10:00 a.m.
E. 38th and Pine Ave. Office. * For store iafonaatioa please
contact the Career Services
Thank You! Office, 204 Old Mala
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