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File:1309903310.jpg(49KB,320x240,unemployedasfuck.jpg) Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)18:01No.101396621 >finishMaster'sdegree >beentoldconstantlyforthepasttwoyearsI'llgetajobnoprobz >gotliedtoasfuck >donothingbutplayvidyaandapplyfor50jobsadayasmymoneyrunsout >notasingleplacegetsbacktome,ever UnemployedGamerGeneral. So/v/,howmanyofyoujustfinishedyourdegreewhateverlevelthisSpring andwerereadytogooutandmakesomephatcash,onlytofindoutnoonewill fuckinghireyou,nomatterwhatyoudo,anddespitethefactthatyourpeerswho suckatlifeandhavenoskillsaregettingjobseverywhere? >> Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)18:03No.101396729 File1309903381.jpg(46KB,398x500,1303672645799.jpg) >implyingadegreeinsocialscienceisworththe paperit'swrittenon
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Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)18:03No.101396762 Mastersinwhat?
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Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)18:03No.101396786 >thinksemployerswillactivelyseekoutpotentialemployees >thinksamasterinenglish/anyartisworthshit
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Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)18:03No.101396794 wellitalsodependswhatsubjectyougotyourdegreein,evenifyougotaP.H.D.inChicanostudiesnobodywouldwant tohireyou.Nexttimepickabettersubjecttomajorintard.
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Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)18:03No.101396798 >>101396762 mineisMassCommunication
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Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)18:03No.101396804 inb4yougotamastersinjournalismorarts. tradesarewherethejobsare.certifiedtigweldersstartingasajourneymanmakearound32$anhour.
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KamenRiderDerp!JI/ZJtmoBw07/05/11(Tue)18:04No.101396820 File1309903445.png(140KB,310x309,mmmmm.png) GOgetatrade,they'realwayshiring,becomeanelectrician,carpenter,ordareIsayPlumber?
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Unionswilltakecareofyouandyou'llbeset,justgottaworkwithyourhandsonadailybasis, thatswhatIdo,makesomenicechangeabout45konmyownlastyear,didafewjobsasa carpenter,sureitstoughbutyou'llsweatofftheexcessfatandfindseasonalwork,itsgood.
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Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)18:04No.101396842 Whothehelltoldyouacollegedegreewillgetyouajob?Areyoucompletelyretarded?Everycollegefaggotisamoron bydefinition.Therewillalwaysbeahardworkingeducatedindiantoreplaceyouandvocationalschooljobsareway easierandgivemoremoney.
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Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)18:04No.101396891 >>101396804 yeahmybrother'sawelder... stayinschool
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Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)18:05No.101396950 File1309903520.png(124KB,351x368,Master_with_laser_screwdriver.png) >>101396762 Nothing,justthemaster
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Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)18:05No.101396954 >mfwI'mjustgoingtooffmyselfifIdon'tgetajobtwoyearsafterIgetoutofcollege Seriously,fuckthatshit.IgotoschoolsoIcanlearnandgetajob,notliveinpovertywhileluckyassholesgetmillions
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ofdollarsadaywithouttakingoutthethumbuptheirass.I'mgoingtousethemoneyIsaveduptobuyafuckinggun justincase. >> HULKDAVIDSONMOTHERFUCKER07/05/11(Tue)18:06No.101397014 Gonnabedoingamastersdegreeingamesdesignandproductionmanagement. FUCKTHEHATERS Illmakevidyaoneday.Justyouwait. >> Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)18:06No.101397017 Iknowthatfeel,bro. >> Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)18:06No.101397021 10buckssaysOPdidn'tapplyforaninternship >> Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)18:07No.101397126 >>101397014 Surething,pal. Ridethosehopesanddreams. >> Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)18:07No.101397127 #1Mistakekids(usingthislightlydon'tgetallmad) don'tdowhenapplyingtoplacesis,theydon'tdoafollowup. Eithergothereorcallbackandsay(inpoliteprofessionaltone) Goodmorning/afternoon/evening,Irecentlysubmittedaresumetoyourhumanresourcesdepartment/manager/office/etc Iwasjustwonderingifyou(ortheappropriateperson)hashadachancetoreviewit
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Iwasjustwonderingifyou(ortheappropriateperson)hashadachancetoreviewit andI'msureyougettherest. Anyonecansubmitapieceofpaper/document,butnotmanypeoplebothertodoafollowup. Mostofthetimethiswillgetyougoingoratleastgiveyousomeground. >> Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)18:07No.101397159 >>101397014 >gamedesign goodthingthereareidiotslikeyou,otherwisethemarketwouldbeevenmoreflooded >> Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)18:08No.101397193 File1309903680.jpg(75KB,467x342,depressedmime.jpg) >GetthejobIwantedbeforeIevenfinishedmyassociates. >Collegedidn'tteachmeanyskillsrelevanttomycareer,selftaught everythingorlearnedonthejob. >Spent$10,000onabsolutelynothing. >FoundoutIdidn'tevenlikethejob. WHYDIDNOONETELLME!? >> Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)18:08No.101397194 WhatdidyougetyourdegreeinOP?I'mgoingbackthisfalltogetmyMasters. >> Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)18:08No.101397200 >>101397014 brostorycool >> Dr.Freeze!DATsUN95Vk07/05/11(Tue)18:08No.101397264 File1309903718.jpg(12KB,359x353,1307894719119.jpg)
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>Don'tfeellikegoingintodebtforthe next20years >Skipcollege >Workinanarcade >FriendsallgetBAsandassociates degrees >nobodymakesover10anhour iblamethebabyboomersformaking everyjoboverqualified. >> Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)18:08No.101397283 >>101396798 Wellthere'syourproblem.Youhaveadegreeinaworthlessmajor.Youshouldhavespentthattimenetworking. >> Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)18:09No.101397347 Iwasthinkingaboutsomethingwithcomputerrepair.Wouldthisbeagoodjobtoinvesttimein? >> Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)18:09No.101397350 >>101397264 >menatwarfightforyearsonend >gobacktowives >expectthemnottodosomehot,wildfuckingwithoutprotection >> Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)18:10No.101397419 Ifyoucan'tgetajobwithcommunicationsthenyoufailatcommunicating >> Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)18:12No.101397538 >>101397127
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>>101397127 >>101397127 >>101397127 >>101397127 >>101397127 bumpforyouguyzzz:( >postusefulinformation >getsignored >welllumpyouguys >whatthelumpjake >> Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)18:12No.101397604 File1309903965.jpg(51KB,506x337,m.jpg) >PhDin Mathematics >AnyjobI want >300kstarting >> Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)18:12No.101397626 I'mhalfwaythroughafineartsdegreeandIgotajoblastweekasatelemarketer. >> Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)18:14No.101397805 File1309904099.jpg(126KB,310x319,dude[1].jpg) >>101397127 >>101397127 >mfwI'vefollowedupprofessionallywitheverysingleplace,multipletimes >>101397283
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>mfwI'vedoneatonofnetworkingoverthepasttwoyears I'mnotstupid.Iwenttobusinessschool,andIhaveamastersfromoneofthebestmarketingcommunicationsprograms intheworld.Myportfolioisimpeccable,mymethodologymakessenseforfuturebusinessshit,etc..Theyeventoldme mytrackwasinhighdemand(anditactuallyis),andthatthemaster'sprogramhasa"98%placementratewithin6 months." Butseriously,notasingleplacenotonehasrespondedtoanything.IknowforafactI'msayingtherightthingsand meetingthejobrequirements.It'sfuckedupbeyondbelief.I'mzeroforaround60now. Don'tbelievewhatanyoneelsewouldtellyou...shit'slikebeingbornintoroyaltyorriches.Eitheryougotluckyenough tobebornintoconnections,oryou'redoomedtofuckingscroungearoundwiththerestofthepeasantsforunfulfillingshit workuntilyoudie. >> Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)18:15No.101397818 File1309904111.jpg(23KB,300x407,1307559386135.jpg) >>101397626 >Fineartsdegree
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Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)18:15No.101397833 >>101397626 Youneedadegreeinordertobecomeatelemarketer? Suddenlyweldingisnotlookinglikesuchabadalternative
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Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)18:15No.101397879 File1309904153.png(152KB,651x1441,1307052060153.png) currentlyinthemiddleofgettingmyB.S.incomputersciencewithphysicsminorandlovingitsofar.hoping
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onedayicangetajobmakinggameenginesorsomething.Amionthewrighttrack?
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Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)18:16No.101397896 wouldmajoringincomputerprogrammingbeworthwhile? worthwhilemeaningcouldIlandadecentlypayingjob?
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Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)18:16No.101397934 >>>/sci/ You'reprobablyjustanengineeranyways.300kdicksinyourass.
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Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)18:16No.101397941 >>101397127 Whatdoyoudowhenpeoplerefusetotalktoyou?I'vedonethisfor3differentjobs,goingbytocheckontheapplication onceaweek.Iwastoldthemanagerwasn'tthere,theapplicationwasin"review"orthattheywillcontactmeifneeded.
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Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)18:16No.101397944 >>101397626 >>101397833 That'sthewholereasonIwentandgotanMSdegree,isbecausemybusinessundergraddegreeapparentlyequatedto "youcanworkinacallcenterandbeoneofthosecoldcallerfaggotseveryonewisheswoulddie.Isn'tthatgreat?!" Joke'sonmethough,nowthatI'm$40Kmoreindebt,anditsnoeasiertogetajob.
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Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)18:16No.101397945 >>101397818 AllIwantedwasabachelor'sinthesomething,itdidn'tmatterwhat.Iliketopaintanddrawsothisgavemetimeand incentivetodoboth. >>101397833 WellIdon'thavethedegreeyetsono.
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Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)18:16No.101397953 >>101397833 Weldingisatrade.Trade>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Degreeunlessmommyanddaddyownacompany.
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Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)18:17No.101398014 >itsnotwhatyouknowitswho. bitchyoubetterknowpeople..becauseido
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Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)18:17No.101398041 >goingtocommunitycollegefor2years >studyingtobeawelder >myfacewhenIdon'tknowwhereIwillworkbecausetherearesomanyplacestowork
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SouljaBoy!TELLEMwtLs07/05/11(Tue)18:17No.101398081 File1309904272.png(145KB,514x385,facepalm2.png) Wow.Youguysaretheworsttypeofmanchildrenoutthere. Ihonestlydon'tknowwhoisworse:thetheatremajorsorthegamedesignmajors. Growupandgetamajorthat'sactuallyuseful.Shit,you'dhavebettertimefindinga jobwithapsychmajor. idiots
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Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)18:18No.101398116 Ididn'tevenreallyfinishhighschool,tookmyfinalsformyenglishclassandthat'saboutit,prettymuchbombedevery otherclasssoIdon'thavethecreditsforadiploma.Igetpayed12dollarsanhourfordoingbullshitITstuffandsuper lightwebsitesthatIjustcopyandpastethecontentintoatemplate. Abouttomakeagrandoffofanhourorsoformakingsomebullshitwebapp.Feelsdecent.
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Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)18:18No.101398120 >>101397127 >>101397127 >>101397127 Everyonealwayssaysthis,asifit'ssomemagicalcureallforunemployment. It'smoreorlessliketheendofthis: >>101397805 Fuckqualifications,fuckeducation,allthat.It'sgoodtohave,sure,butitallcomesdowntoluck. Areyouluckyenoughtohavethatfriendofafriendofafriendwhohappenstoknowafriendwhoknowsaguywho's lookingtofillacertainspot?Doesyourdadownacompanyhecanhireyouat? No? Shitouttaluck,sorry.Enjoywelfare.
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Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)18:18No.101398146 File1309904314.jpg(78KB,640x427,1299012114030.jpg) >>101396798 >>101396798 >>101396762 >MassCommunication
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Nowthere'syourproblem,youhadmeworriedthereforamomentOP >> Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)18:18No.101398149 >>101396621 >EricConveysanEmotion FUCKINGNOSTALGIA! >> Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)18:18No.101398150 >peerswhosuckatlifeandhavenoskillsaregettingjobseverywhere? Nope,they'reunemployedoronlyparttime,recessionsucksdon'tit >> Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)18:18No.101398153 File1309904317.png(6KB,269x236,3.png) >>101398041 Idon'tlikeyou captcha >myface
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Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)18:18No.101398169 >>101397879 >mfwIreachedthatsecondstatejustsecondsemester
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Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)18:18No.101398178 >>101397896 Iwouldn't.Themarketisfullofpeoplewillingtoworkforpeanuts.Unlessyouplanonworkingatafederalposition,the
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goodjobswillbeoutsourced. >> Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)18:18No.101398195 >>101397896 I'mdoingaBSincomputerscienceandifIdon'tgetajobwhenIgraduateI'llhackthefuckoutpeople'sbanksaccounts, becausethat'showIroll >> Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)18:19No.101398291 IfIwasn'tsuchahugefaggotI'dgettrainedtodounderwaterwelding. Someseriousdoshinthat. >> Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)18:20No.101398325 >>101397805 Alldegreesaregettingfuckedover,judgingfromtheaccountsofpeoplewithmorelegitimiateoneslikeengineeringand shitcomplainingallthesame. Grantedtheliberalartsmajorsaredoublyfucked,butit'stheeconomytradeskillsguaranteeyouaspotbecausethey willalwaysbeneeded. >> Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)18:20No.101398332 >>101398081 tripfagtellsmetonotworkforvidya. >ilol'd >> RedneckLiberal07/05/11(Tue)18:20No.101398350 >didn'tsecureajobthroughcoopwithhispracticalprogram Icuckle
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Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)18:20No.101398362 >Master'sdegree Goteachatacommunitycollege.
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Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)18:21No.101398424 >>101398291 Iheartherightshipyardsmakeloadsofmoneyaswell.
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Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)18:21No.101398426 You'resupposedtocallthembackbythenextdaytogetelevatedabovethecrowd.
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SouljaBoy!TELLEMwtLs07/05/11(Tue)18:21No.101398477 File1309904518.jpg(59KB,278x228,absoljaboy.jpg) >>101398332 Goahead.Gowasteyourparent'smoneybecauseyouwanttoliveyourfantasyworldhurrimake videogaemsitsmydreeaam patheticlmao
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Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)18:22No.101398482 >>101398424 >2011 >USA >shipyards lolwut
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Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)18:22No.101398494
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>>101397805 This.Blamethefailureofyourparentstoproperlyintroduceanyonetoyou.I'mnotjokingeither.Myonlymonetarygoal inlifenowistomake6figuresbythetimeI'manoldman.Myrealgoalistojustnotbeafuckuplikemyparentsandat leastmeetsomepeoplewhocanprovideabetterlifeformykids.BecauseIknowmyparentshavebasicallynofriends. >> Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)18:22No.101398524 Guys,justgotajob.Tookforever.StartingasawaiteronFriday. ButIthinkI'minbettershapethenmost,I'mapplyingtomedicalschoolfor2012. Justwantedtosayhangintherebros. >> Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)18:22No.101398554 >gotocollege >can'tintojob >"noworries,Ijustneedahigherdegree" >gotograduateprogram >can'tintojob >slowlyrealizehopesanddreamsareanillusion >realizeit'samyththatyoucangetajobyoudon'thatethatwon'tsuckyoursoulout >holdoutuntilIrunoutofmoneylookingforadecentjob >takesomeshitjobIbarelyneedahighschooldegreefor >canbarelypayoffloans >realizeI'mdoomedtothisfortherestofmylife >mfw >> Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)18:22No.101398559 >>101398291 Doyouliveinmaryland?HaveabrotherwhogoestoUniofWestVirginia?Soundslikemycousin,butIamnotsureif hewasgoingthroughwithunderwaterweldingornot. >>
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Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)18:22No.101398560 >StudyPolitics >AlreadyhaveaplaceataBritishForeignEmbassylinedup Thingsaregood.
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Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)18:22No.101398564 >getashitdegreeinbussinessorhistoryorenglish >hurrdurr >getadegreeinsomethingmathrelated >worthit Ifyougetashitdegree,noonewantsyou.ANYONEcangetashitdegree.
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SouljaBoy!TELLEMwtLs07/05/11(Tue)18:22No.101398569 File1309904569.jpg(44KB,425x640,souljaboy2.jpg) >>101398424 Oh. Theymakeboatloads
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Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)18:23No.101398588 >>101397159 Yes,becausetheinternetissohelpfulisn'tit? But,I'llagreewithyoubro.Ononeofthosecourses.WhatI'mlearningisinteresting,butwhatI'mfailingonismyfault (I'mjustnotgoodatscripting).Still,I'vestudiedwhatIwantto,andthatmakeme*kinda*happy.
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Oh,andintenshipsfortradesaredifficultrightnowintheUK. >> Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)18:23No.101398595 File1309904584.png(36KB,174x239,1303062168704.png) >Nojob >Friendtellsmehismomneeds help >JoinRANDOMVIDYA COMPANY >HistoryMajor >Mydegreewaspointless >> Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)18:23No.101398640 I'mgoingouttounithisfall,sothisconcernsme. IfIweretogetadegreeinbiochem,wouldIfindthesameproblem?Whataboutfoodandnutritionscience? >> Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)18:23No.101398647 Anyway,I'matelemarketbutwillbephoninguprestaurantsandsmallbusinessesandnotpeopleintheirhomestrying tohavesuppersoIdon'tfeeltheleastbitbadaboutmyself. >> Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)18:23No.101398669 HowaboutaComputerInformationSystemsdegree? >> Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)18:24No.101398689 >>101397127 ThisiswhatI'vetoldanyofmyfriendslookingforajob.ThiswhatIusedtodo(almostexactsamewordingtoo.) ExceptthesedaysallIevergetisamachinesaying"Ifyou'recallingaboutanapplicationpleasewaitforustocallyou."
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LastplacethathadanopeningthatItriedtofill,evenhadfriendsthere,had80applicationsturnedinwithin3days. Shitsucks. >> Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)18:24No.101398699 >Computerscienceforalmost5years. >endupdrawingsocialsecurityonmentaldisability 5yearswasted. >> Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)18:24No.101398722 File1309904661.jpg(4KB,97x126,lol.jpg) >hedoesn'tknowanyonethat cangethimajob!
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Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)18:24No.101398747 >>101397127 soundslikesomethingashittygamestopmanagerwouldsay yourjobistoreviewtheapplications,ifyouwanttobeafucktardaboutit,iwontbotherworkingthere,theresaprocess, dontmakeitoverlycomplicatedorrequiremetodofollowupvisitswhenyoucanttaketheefforttodialnumbersona phoneandsaysorrynotaccepted retardslikeyoualwaysendupworkingsomeretardpositionfortherestofyourlife,whilepeoplelikememake35$an hour,likeidonow joinedmilitaryat17,pickedatradeskilljob,gotoutat22,guaranteedjobfortherestofmylife,militarymeansigetfree medicalfortherestofmylifeatanyVAhospital,nobullshitinsurancepremiumstopay,everinmylife.
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Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)18:24No.101398748 File1309904682.gif(334KB,180x155,ghostcrawler.gif) >theirfaceswhennooneinthevidyaindustryhasadegree that'sevenrelatedtovidya Thevidyaindustry's100%luckwhoyouhappentoknowshit. Picrealted,fuckingGhostcrawlerhasaPHDinMarineBiology
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Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)18:25No.101398779 21yearsold ComputerSciencedegreefromASU SoftwareEngineeratIntelinChandler,$72,500basepay(notincludingbonus) Hateaway/v/,hateaway.
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Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)18:25No.101398817 >>101398195 Ifyougoingintocomputersciencehopingyouwilllearnl33tha><orshityouwillbeverydisappointed.justgointo computerinformationtechlikeeveryoneelsethatdropsoutofcomputerscience.
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Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)18:25No.101398826 File1309904728.jpg(21KB,400x316,8257bmw2000_1966.jpg) BachelorinCulturalStudies.Imakearound20000/yearbyfindingoldcarstorestoreforpeople onasmallerbudget.Idon'tgiveafuckthatitisn'tmuch,becauseIlovewhatI'mdoing. IfIcouldturnbacktimeIwouldtakeonanapprenticeshipascarmechanicthough.itwould
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eliminateawholelotofharshtrialanderrorwhenIstartedoutwithmybusiness. >> Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)18:26No.101398900 >>101398779 Nohate. Justjelly. >> Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)18:26No.101398929 Anythingyoucandowithadegree,someonefromathirdworldwilldoforless.That'snottosaythatthey'lldoaworse job,butthattheywilldothesameamountofwork(ormore)forconsiderablylesspay.ThisgetsCEOssuperfucking randy. Theamurricandream! >> Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)18:26No.101398953 >lookforajob >getafewcallbacks >gotointerviews >"Doyouhavereliabletransportation?Youmayhavetoworksomeearly/nightshifts." >"Nosir/ma'am.Iridethebus.ButIcanbehereasearlyas7:00andaslateas11:00" >"I'msorry,butwe'relookingforsomeoneelse" Everyfuckingtime.HowamIsupposetogetacarifIcan'tgetajobtopayforit? >> Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)18:27No.101398962 >>101398779 coolstorybro >> HULKDAVIDSONMOTHERFUCKER07/05/11(Tue)18:27No.101398965
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Thedegreeillbedoingwillbefree,anditsfromAbertayUniversity,themostrespecteduniversityintheworldongames. Suckitfaggots. >> Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)18:27No.101398988 Don'tworry,Obamaissuretofixeverythingifhegetsfourmoreyears! >> Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)18:27No.101398996 Inthisboattoo.AlsohaveAspergers'(yesdiagnosedbyadoctor).I'mtryingtogettoanorganisationthathelpspeople likeme,butyouhavetobeclaimingabenefit.Butmygirlfriendhasajobandourcombinedsavingsaretoohigh,so eventhoughshedoesn'tsupportmeinanywayIcan'tgetincomebasedJSA.Notpaidenoughcontributionsfor contributionbasedeither. SobasicallyatthemomentI'msignedonatthejobcentre,havingtodoallthejobseekingrelatedthings(verystressful forme)butwithoutgettingthebenefitlikeallthescroungerswhofaketheirwaythroughitdo,inthehopethatsimply beingsignedonwillletmegetareferraltoanorganisationthatmightactuallybeabletohelp. Haveanappointmenttomorrowthatmightleadsomewhere,wishmeluckanons. >> Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)18:27No.101398999 File1309904842.gif(186KB,500x410,fmwtf.gif) >growupwithamechanicallyinclinedfamily >alwayswantedtobeamechanic >familyfallsoutoftheirgraces,Imovearoundalotasachild,soIcan'tsetupnetworksgrowing up. >grandfatherwhoownsatractortrailercompanyisalmostunapproachable,hasnovacancies,and ifhedidI'dhavetomoveacrosstheprovincewiththeshirtonmybackandpocketchange. >nothingavailablehere. >onehope:thetractortrailercompanymyauntknowstheownersofmaywantsomeonetoworkforthem.Attheworst, theytakemeasacoopstudent. That'sthehopeformycareer.It'skindadowntoonestrawnow,atleastitfeelsthatway.Imighttrycallingsomeofthe localshopsagaintoseeiftheywanthelp,atleastinthefallseasontochangetires.
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I'mseriouslyconsideringanothertrade.Carpenterisoutofthequestion,asI'mterrifiedofcircularsawsduetomeseeing afriendlosehishandinhighschool. Plumberwouldprobablyturnmeoff. Electricianshavethemostdangerousjobontheentirefuckingplanet.Outofcivilianjobs,theyhavethehighestmortality rate. Welderseemslikeaplausibleidea.I'mseriouslyconsideringLumberjackingorTrucking. >> Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)18:27No.101399027 Yeah,whatdegreeyouhavedoesn'tmatter.Youneedtonetwork,it'sallaboutwhoyouknow.Yougottogetoutand networkwithpeoplewhocangetyoujobs,orloweryourstandardsanddolawncareandlandscapingandelectronics repairandotheroddjobtypesthingssoyoucanatleastbebringingmoneyin. >> Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)18:27No.101399052 >>101398722 >>101398722 >>101398722 Peoplewillthinkthisistrollshit,andwilltrytomakethemselvesbelieveotherwisetomitigatethepain,butit'sthetruth. Itreallyis. Idon'tthinkI'veknownanyonewho'sgottenajobrecentlybecausetheyweregoodatwhattheydoandhave qualifications.It'sjustbecause"Hey,IknowthisguyHerp.Hederpedwithmyherponce.He'sacoolguy."andthen theymagicallygethiredoveryou. >> Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)18:28No.101399082 >Historymajor >ConstantlygettoldIwouldhavenojobprospects >PhDcandidateateliteschool >HistorydepartmentwantstokeepmeonafterIgetmydoctorate Fuckyeah. >>
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Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)18:28No.101399087 File1309904893.jpg(68KB,500x500,1278429109085.jpg) >THISJOBREQUIRES10YEARSEXPERIENCE INSQLSERVER2008
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Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)18:28No.101399092 BluecollarJob>Whitecollarjob Provemewrong.
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SouljaBoy!TELLEMwtLs07/05/11(Tue)18:28No.101399097 File1309904896.jpg(65KB,235x212,durrrhurr.jpg) >>101398965 >AbertayUniversity >notDigiPen well,someonetoldyouwrong gotodigipen exceptthatcosts,manchild anddropyourtripcode lmaochild
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Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)18:28No.101399105 File1309904899.jpg(14KB,318x398,newman.jpg) >WorkingforBachelor'sin ComputerScience
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>Graduate >Getjob1monthlater >Make50,000ayearstarting out >Liveinanareawherecostof livingissuperlow >RetardswithArtsdegreescan'tfindjobs >mfw >> Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)18:28No.101399112 >>101398669 I'mdoingadegreeincomputingatthemoment.Usefulfromaneducationalperspective,likeanypracticalcourse. Degreesareimportanttoemployers,ifyouhavelotsofwelleducatedillexperiencedpeopleitmakesthecompanylook alittlebetteronpaper. Hadanissuewhereacompanyrefusedtopromoteamemberofmyfamily,butaskedhertotrainthepeopleforthejob whichshewasapplyingtoget. >> Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)18:28No.101399122 mathphd,$300kstartinganywhereiwant jelly?jelly. >> Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)18:28No.101399127 >>101398988 I'mwhite,bro.Itdoesn'tdoanythingforme. >> Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)18:28No.101399130 >DegreeinHistory&Politics >TrainedasaHistoryteacher
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>Experienceinschools >Economytanksandgovernmentcutsschoolfunding >Unemployed >Retrainedandnowworkingasabuildermakingmoremoneythanbefore,alsolessstress >everythingwentbetterthanexpected >> Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)18:28No.101399147 File1309904933.jpg(38KB,490x326,1303870343756.jpg) Theproblemwiththeworldeconomyisthatnotenoughpeoplearedyingtowar,starvationand diseaseeveryyear.Weneedatworstzeronetpopulationgrowthoveracoupleofcenturiesforour infrastructuretocatchuptous. Itwouldbebetterifwehadnegativenetpopulationgrowthintheorderof~100milliondeadper yearforthenext30yearsandTHENshiftedtozeronetgrowth.Providedthedeathshappenedinaplanned,orderly fashion,itcouldbedonewithminimalsocialchaos. ofcoursethissuggestionismonstrousandwillneverhappen,butthatdoesn'tmeanit'sanylessnecessary >> Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)18:28No.101399148 >>101398560 IthoughtI'delaborateonmysuccess >Havementalhealthproblemssincetheageof18(likemostof/v/) >Getsomewhatoverthem,butstilldoingtherapy >GetaplaceataUniversitythatis"midranked"inthosestupidrankingsystems. >BeginstudyingPolitics >Studymyassofffora1stinallmyyears.SinceI'molderthanmostoftheteenagershereIforsakethe"university lifestyle"ofpartyingandbeingadrainonsocietyandfocusallmyeffortsongettinga1stratedegree >3yearspass >Comeoutwitha1st.Jobofferseverywhere Don'tgotoUniversityunlessyouplanongettingthebestdegreegradepossible.
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SouljaBoy!TELLEMwtLs07/05/11(Tue)18:29No.101399202 File1309904966.jpg(33KB,320x240,demtats.jpg) >>101399122 mathphdisuseless unlessyouwanttoteach
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Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)18:29No.101399239 >>101398779 >stillhasntgraduated >stillbelievespipedreambullshitprofessorsfillyourheadwith >thinksdegreemeansguaranteedjob lol,iseekiddieslikeyoueverydayonatwierdhourstryingtobragitupabouthowyou'readoctoretcetc,whenyou haven'tevenfinishedthefirst3yearsofmedicalschool
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Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)18:30No.101399274 File1309905012.jpg(7KB,200x196,1270267766613s.jpg) >>101399087 >>101399087 Ohyeah,weforgottoeven mentiontheusualshit. >startingout >NEEDEXPERIENCETO WORK. >NEEDTOWORKTOGETEXPERIENCE. goodluck!
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Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)18:30No.101399296
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I'm23andIjustgotmypoliticalpsychologydegreewithnousefulskillsdevelopedorknowledgeacquired. Nofuckingideawhattodonow. Probablygoingtoslowlyspiraltowardsalcoholismanddieinacarcrashlikemydad. Orfindsomeshittynonrelatedtomydegreejobanddriftslowlythroughlife,playingshittyvideogames. Ican'tevenrememberlasttimeIwasn'tdepressed. >> Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)18:30No.101399316 >friendwenttotechnicalcollege >getsout >worksinapizzashop/putsinapplicationsforacoupleyears >herecentlygothiredattheexacttypeofplacehewantedtowork >makes$10anhournow >hisdadfoundachanceforhimtoworkataplacefor$30anhour Gee,IhopeIcanwhoreoutmyfriend'sconnectionswhenit'stimeformetodecideIneverwanttohavefunagain. >> Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)18:30No.101399319 >>101398953 Lie.Anyonewhodoesn'trealizeyou'resupposedtolieinjobinterviewsis"new."Peoplegainjobsthroughconnections and/orlying.Ifyouhavenoconnections,youneedtolietomakeupforthat.Justknowtowhatdegreeyoucan"stretch thetruth"whilestillfoolingthem.IrememberbullshittingthehelloutofplaceswhenIwasapplyingforjobsbackasan undergradbymakingupstafflevelparticipationinstudentorganizationsthathadnoreadilyavailablecontactnumbers, butwerelistedatmyuniversity.Justlie. Lyingcanbeupto3/4ofwhatgetsyourfootinthedoorforjobs,dependinghowskilledyouareatit. >> Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)18:30No.101399329 >>101398564 >>Fatherwasahistorymajor >>Didconstruction/bridgework,butattheapexofhiscareerwasamajorbaseball/hockeyreporterandmadearound 100kayear.
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>>Mother'sboyfrienddroppedoutofcollegefirstyearandIdunnowhatthefuckhedidforawhile,butisnowaJudgein Delaware.Notsurehowmuchbankbutheseemstobedoingverywell. Thesewerethebabyboomergeneration,mindyou,butit'sillustrativethatinagoodeconomyifyouhavetherightdrive, ambitionandluckyoucandowellwithashitmajor.It'snotasthoughthemiddleclasswasexclusivelythedomainof engineersandscientists,noroldmoneyaristocracy.Theproblemisthatoureconomy(everyone'seconomyexceptfor chinaandshit)hasgonetofuckinghellandthatsomanyjobsarebeingoutsourced. Imeanhell,eventheITstuffwhichusedtobeasafedomainarebeingundercut.Prettymuchjustlawyers,medical, engineering,andthehardsciencesareleftasuntakenareas. >> Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)18:30No.101399336 Widenyourhorizons.IgraduatedwithabachelorsdegreeandmovedfromFloridatoIowatoworkforIBM.Yeah,Iowa fuckingsucks,butI'minaFortune50companywithprospectsaroundtheworld. >> Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)18:31No.101399411 File1309905091.png(18KB,379x214,Im_OK_With_This.png) >ComputerScienceGodTier here >WillhavemyMasters completeinFall >Already4joboffers >3/4startat6figures >mfw >> SouljaBoy!TELLEMwtLs07/05/11(Tue)18:31No.101399418 File1309905092.jpg(127KB,304x383,souljaxbawks.jpg) >>101399239 Someone'sjealous. Shitlikethathappensallthetime. I'minacoopwiththelocalpowercompanyandIhaveaGUARANTEED65k+jobas soonasIgraduate. Godosomethingforyourlife,kid.
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Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)18:31No.101399426 File1309905097.jpg(57KB,432x585,1303148911062.jpg) >>101399082 >>101399130 HISTORYMASTERRACE ArtHistorianhere.Focusingon19thCenturyVictorianArtandthe EmpirewithinArt
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Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)18:31No.101399445 >>101399296 MovetotheResearchTriangleParkinNorthCarolina.Lowcostofliving,ridiculousamountofjobsavailable.Allmy friendsthatdidn'tgotogradschoolhavesteadyjobsattechcompaniesdoingvariousthings.
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Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)18:32No.101399527 >>101399105 don'ttakethispersonally thisattitudeisfuckingpathetic.hurpadidydurpiddy,lookatme.Ihavemoremoneyzthanyou.youprobablyhavemore moneythanyouhavethingstospenditon.amirite?meanwhilethosepeoplewithartsdegreesareonwelfare.andyou thinkthat'sfunny?howthefuckisthatfunny? 'Ihavemoremoneythanyou.therefore,me>you' areyoubetterthanstarvingafricanstoo?dickwad. don'ttakethispersonally
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Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)18:33No.101399568 >>101399336 HowdidyougetintoIBM?Dadhasworkedthereforages(Ithinkgoingon30yearsnow),andtheworthlessbastardstill doesn'thaveasingleconnectiontogetmein.Whatdoyoudo?Whatkindofthingsaretheylookingfor?
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Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)18:33No.101399572 File1309905191.gif(649KB,443x250,1276130163773.gif) >mfwhalfofthisthreadconsistsofpeoplewhoareunemployed >mfwpeoplestilldon'trealizethatthereAREnojobstobehad,because theeconomyisfucked >mfwpeopleslowlyrealizehowfuckedtheircountryisoverthenext510 years
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Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)18:33No.101399584 File1309905199.jpg(56KB,413x570,hahahaha.jpg) >lookupcitygovernmentjobs seekingprogrammers >theystillfuckinguseCOBOL
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Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)18:33No.101399590 >getcriminaljusticedegree >becomeacop >hangoutinacarallday mylifefuckingrules
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Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)18:33No.101399650 File1309905236.jpg(32KB,400x400,1307779134210.jpg) >dropoutofcollege >becomeaplumber >4yearslaterhavebecomeajourneymanplumber,movetoanothercityandstartmyown business,mainlydosimplerepairsratherthanconstruction
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Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)18:34No.101399656 >>101399418 >tripfag >tryingtotrollhard >saysGUARANTEEDJOB >doesntcomprehendthisishowcollegesweaselmoneyfromretardslikeyourself
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Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)18:34No.101399662 wellyoucandowhatIdid IgottiredoflookingforajobwhenIrealized"AmericaHASNOJOBS"...kindalikethePS3 IjoinedtheNAVYI'mbeingdeployedinDecembersoonlyacouplemoremonths unlessyou'reafatfuckorillegalyoushouldn'thaveanyproblemsASVABtestisajoke
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Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)18:34No.101399686 >>101399329 HardsciencesarefuckedtoounlesstheygoforbrokeonaPhDandmanagetogettheirnameonseveralpapersina majorjournal,andeventhenit'snotguaranteed.
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Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)18:34No.101399733 >>101399445 NorthCarolinahaszeroculture.DowntownCharlotteissterileandlifelesslikeanywhereinSingapore,onlywithmore niggers.
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Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)18:34No.101399739 >graduatehighschool
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>gointoelectricianpartnershipprogram >making35koutofhighschool FeelsOKman. >> Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)18:34No.101399742 >>101399572 >TheUSAwillbeoverinafewyears. Ireadthatsomewhere. ItwasinabookthetheGreatDepression. >> Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)18:34No.101399757 >>101399572 ThisiswhyIamgladtohaveguns. IsthechanceofSomaliainAmericalikelywhereIlive?No,I'mnotintheinnercityorminoritydominatedregion.Isit possible?Yeah. ThenagainI'minthebeltwayarea,sowe'llbequicklyreabsorbedbywhatremainsoftheFederalgovernmentand draftedintotheirarmy. Iforone,welcometheEnclave.LotbetterthanpatrollingtheMojave >> Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)18:35No.101399761 >>101399527 Doyouknowwhytheycandrawwelfare?BecauseIpaymyfuckingtaxes.IthinkIalreadycontributeenoughtothose retardswhowasted4yearsdoingjackshit. Andyes,Iambetterthanstarvingafricans. >>
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Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)18:35No.101399812 >>101399662 i'llprobablyenlistinnavyorairforceifican'tfindsomethinglocally
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Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)18:35No.101399837 >gotocollegeimmediatelyafterhighschoolandearnBS >graduateandwork7monthsinmoderatelyshittyretailjobapplyingtootherjobsthewholetime >gethiredinjobIactuallywantfinally Don'tbeafraidtoworkajobyouthinkisbelowyou,itshowsyouareahardworkerandwillactuallyhumbleyou.Just keepatitandyou'llgetpickedupeventually.It's50%hardwork,50%luck.
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Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)18:35No.101399867 >be19 >haveoneyearschooltogo >wanttogetamasterinchemistry >wouldhavetostudyfor8years fuckitidontwanttostudyanymore also: >kidwithrichparentsdropsout >fathergetshimajobatamovietheatrewherehebasiclysitsandwatchesmoviesandgets15/h idon'twanttoliveonthisplanetanymore
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Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)18:36No.101399879 >>101399650 Istillwouldn'tdothat.Igagevenjustlookingatpoop,especiallyotherpeoples'. It'soneofthereasonsI'mreluctanttowanttohavechildren.Babiesmakealotofpoop.
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Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)18:36No.101399885 >>101399426 PhDcandidatehere,Igetalotofhatefrompeople.MydadactuallyencouragedmetodoHistory,becauseitisn'treally thedegreethatlimitsthepersonitisthepersonthatlimitsthedegree.Iknowplentyofpeoplethathavegottenjobsin techcompaniesandgottenintobankingwithunrelateddegrees.Iamprettymuchgoingtostickinmyfieldthough,after IgetmydoctorateI'llbeteachingatthisschoolmostlikely.
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Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)18:36No.101399888 >>101399733 >Charlotte >RTP Trianglemasterrace.
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Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)18:36No.101399915 >>101399329 Hardsciencesaregettingrapedtoo.Lawyersisallaboutconnectionsforgettingstartedupproperly,unlessyouwantto besmalltimefor10+years. MedicalandEngineeringaretheonly"guaranteed"jobs.
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Applecider!Ij1I6xOr6k07/05/11(Tue)18:36No.101399947 >>101399572 >therearenojobs >sayingthingsliterally Youmustnotcheckcraiglist,contentwritingwebsitesoranyclassifiedadsatALL. Youwhinylittlebitchesbelieveyoushouldhaveagreatpayingjobwhereyoudon'tdoshit.Sorry,thatwon'thappen (rightaway).
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Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)18:36No.101399954 File1309905403.jpg(45KB,400x400,1299784723398.jpg) >mfwI'mgoingtouniversitysoontostudyhistory >mfweveryonehastoldmethere'snonaturalcareerpath >mfwidon'tcare >mfwiwanttoputoffgettingajoboffforaslongaspossible >mfwIrealiseI'llendupinsomedeadendofficejobwithnofutureandnofunjustlike myDad >mfwidon'tknowwhattodowithmylife >mfwI'mprobablydepressedbutifyousayyou'redepressedyousoundlikeafaggot thatcan'tcopewithlife thisthreadhasmademesad
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Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)18:36No.101399974 >anddespitethefactthatyourpeerswhosuckatlifeandhavenoskillsaregettingjobseverywhere? here'sathought,nobodywantstohireadouchebagwithnosocialskills.
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Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)18:37No.101400003 <25yearsold? American? Don'thaveacareeryet? You'refucked. Enjoythewonderfuleconomy.Maybeit'stimetogetmadthatyourgovernmenthasgottenyouinto2morewarssince thelasteconomicdownfallratherthandoingsomethingabouttherampantunemploymentandhomelessness.
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Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)18:37No.101400017 >>101399445 Anon,whereexactlyisthislocation? Itsoundslikeitmightbeagoodplacetobeabletoactuallydosomething.Seeingasthere'sliterallynojobswhereI'm at.WhichjustsohappenstobetenminutesawayfromCharlotte.
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Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)18:37No.101400051 >finishCullinaryartscourseincollege >gotothesamejobIhadforthelast3summers >workthereallyear >makeloadsofemone >retire >haventworkedfor2.5years >ifIcontinuemyspendingspeedwon'tneedtoworkforanotheryearandahalf >ThinkIwouldrathergiveallmystufftoafriendandexperiencethelifestyleofahobooncethathappens >travellingaroundplacetoplace >workingoddjobstomakejustenoughtogetby >sharingtaleswithotherhobos >Downthisroadthatneverseemstoend >Wherenewadventureliesjustaroundthebend >Soifyouwanttojoinmeforawhile >Justgrabyourhat,cometravellight,that'shobostyle >MaybetomorrowI'llwanttosettledown >Untiltomorrow,thewholeworldismyhome IfigureIwouldneedtolearnhowtoplaytheharmonicabetweennowandthenbecauseharmonicahobosaregodtier homeless.
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Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)18:37No.101400064 >>101399888 Yup,samehaha.IwenttoNCStateformyundergrad,amatUNCCHrightnow.FunnythingisI'mfromPennsylvania haha.
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Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)18:37No.101400066 >>101399742 Yeah,butworldwar3isn'tgoingtobeaseconomicallyadvantageousas2.
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Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)18:38No.101400077 >>101399888 WhereisRTP? IfigureeverywhereoutsideofCharlotteisbanjoland.
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Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)18:38No.101400079 >>101399879 Notallplumbersarethepeoplewhodorepairsonsewage.Youcouldliveyourwholelifeasaplumberandneverworkon ausedsewagepipe.
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Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)18:38No.101400097 File1309905499.png(181KB,304x326,1306783505405.png) Artstudentmasterracehere Ihavenoneedtoworry
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Applecider!Ij1I6xOr6k07/05/11(Tue)18:38No.101400106 >>101399954 >don'twanttogetajob WELLGUESSWHATYOURETARD?YOUWON'TGETONEINTHEFUTURE. Didyouevenreadwhatyouwrote?Areyouthatfuckingstupid?
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Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)18:38No.101400131
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>finishedthirdyearofcomp.sci.bachelors >being/haveappliedforover30coops/internshipsforboththissummerandthefall,since >onlyreceived1interviewwithnofollowupforafuckingshittyphonesoftwaretestingposition >universitycoopoffice/careerresourcessaysmyCVisabsolutelyperfecteverytime >don'tevengettointerviewstagetodemoportfolio,portfoliowebsitereadsnohits Entirefuckingmarketisflooded.Despiteweedingcoursesthathave>60%failure/dropoutrates,therewerestillmany timesmorepeoplefinishingthirdyearandapplyingforcoopsthanjusttwoyearsago. >>101396621 >gettingMasters >notinastrict/hardScienceorMath >notanEnglishMasttersforthestrictgoalofbecomingaprofessor/instructor OP,youhavenobodytoblamebutyourself. >> Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)18:38No.101400159 >>101399742 >doesn'tunderstandwhythecurrentsituationiscompletelydifferent TypicalAmerican.Iunderstand,tbh...I'dwanttokeepmyselfasdelusionalaspossiblewhileIstillcan.Keepthinking everythingisalrightforaslongasyoucan,bro. >> Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)18:39No.101400180 >>101399954 >I'llendupinsomedeadendofficejob You'llbelucky.You'llbeluckytogetshelfstackingwiththecurrentclimate. LearnmandarinorPunjabiinstead,waymoreuse. >> Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)18:39No.101400189
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>>101400064 UNCCHCSundergradhere. >> Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)18:39No.101400200 >>101400106 Whywouldiwanttodosomethingihatedoing? >> Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)18:39No.101400212 >>101400017 RTPisbasicallytheareaaroundthethreeresearchuniversities,Duke,NCSU,andUNCCH.Itdidn'tgethitnearlyas hardasotherareasofthecountrybytherecessionbecauseitwasgrowingsorapidlybeforethat.Seriously,ifyouare lookingatajobandyouarefinewithbeingintheTriangle,you'regolden. >> Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)18:39No.101400228 File1309905575.jpg(39KB,500x500,ophere.jpg) Theshittiestthingis,mymaster'sprogramisatradeschool. It'sbasicallyanadschooltosetusupforworkingintheadvertisingindustry.Mytrackwasheavily technologyoriented,sufficeittosayI'ma'technologist',whichisindemandintheadbizright now.Professorssaidwe'dgetjobs,industryleaderssaidwe'dgetjobs,fuckineveryonesaidwe'd getjobs.Theprogramevencites98%placementwithin6monthsofgraduation. Sofarabout70people(12of20inmytrackincluded)havegottenjobsoutofaboutatotal110. Eventhefuckinghorriblepeoplehavegottenjobsbeforeme. AndI'venotdoneanythingdifferent.I'veappliedtoabunchofplaces,followedup,shownpassion,demonstratedmy thinkingthroughmywork,goneoutandfuckingvisitedtheseplaces,andIknoweverythingisonpointbecauseIspent monthsandmonthsrefiningmyportfoliooverthelast2yearsasmuchaspossible. I'veyettogetasingleresponseofanykind.Nota"wegotyouremail/call,"notnothing. Ihaveno.fucking.clue.whatI'mdoingwrong.Notasingleinklingatall.Normallyyouexpecttodothingsrightandhave thingsworkout,butthistimenothing'sworkingoutatall.
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feelshorribleman.gif >> Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)18:39No.101400235 File1309905580.gif(550KB,278x227,1254472214389.gif) >workinsales >gotouniversity >workhard >receivenothing >okay.jpg >waitaminute >that'snotfuckingokay.jpg >buyhouse >feignmentalillness >receivegovernmentpension >freehealthcare >lotsofotherfreeshit >stayhomeandplayvidyaalldayerryday >bankmostofpensioninhighinterestsavingaccountsandtermdeposits >freemoneyouttheanus >feelsgoodman workingisforchumps >> Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)18:39No.101400241 >>101400003 >implyingI'mnotalreadypissedattheGovernment I'vebeenentertainingthethoughtofjustgoingtoCanadaandstartinganewtherebecauseIhonestlythinkthisnext electionwillmakeorbreakthenextcenturyforAmerica. Ijustknownothingwouldcomeofit,though... >> Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)18:39No.101400252 >Don'tcareaboutfutureormoney,justwannaenjoylifeandlivehappy
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>Gotocollegeforfunandlearning,notforapieceofpaperthatsays"hireme" >Don'tlearnanythingnew,starttofuckupandgetlazy,don'tcare,enjoyinglife >Getsuspendedforayear'causeofbadgrades >HavetostayinschoolifIwanttokeeplivingwithmymom >Gonnatakeonlineclassesatcommunitycollege Inthemeantime, >Applyforlike,5jobs >AfewofthoseareMcdonaldsresturants >Gethired,easily >They'rebusyasfuck,andIloveworkingthefrontregister >Don'tneedmoneyforanything,cansave >Stillgonnacontinueeducationanyway >Fuckinglovinglife Whatiseveryone'sproblemwitheverything?Peoplecomplaintoogoddamnmuch. >> Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)18:40No.101400272 I'mgoingcomputerinformationsystemsmajor. Ihaveadecentresume,arounda3.0GPA,andreferencesfrommultiplehighqualityjobsinthepast. Howfuckedamiinthiseconomy? >> Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)18:40No.101400308 >>101400189 HahaIgetrailedonalotforbeingaPackfanatUNC.Atleastwestillhavefootball. >> Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)18:40No.101400323 >educateyourself >neverlearnhowtomakeanappealingresume Hurrdurr
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Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)18:40No.101400337 >>101400180 Mandarinmaybe,butPunjabiisn'tthedefactolanguageofIndia.They'regenerallymoreenglishfriendlythanChina, anyway,andIforgetthetermsbutIoverheardthatPakistan'surduandIndia's(Hindi?)arethesamelanguage,just writtendifferently.
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Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)18:40No.101400355 File1309905657.gif(38KB,380x240,1302908239851.gif) >>101399954 See>>101399885 and>>101399329 and>>101398595 WedowellinHistory
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Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)18:41No.101400369 >didntgotocollege >soldanapartmentthathasbeenonmynameeversinceiwasborn >100k >startdaytrading >work15minsaday >2yearslater >1million$networth youfuckingidiotsarepathetic,yougrewupwithcomputers,usethem.
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Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)18:41No.101400378 >>101400235
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>receivenothing >buyhouse Somethingheredoesn'taddup. >> Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)18:41No.101400387 >>101397127 Forcooppositions(essentiallyCanadianinternships),youarestrictlytoldbyallpartiesinvolvedNOTtodoafollowup. Doingsowillalmostcertainlycostyouallfutureopportunitieswiththatcompany. Ofcourse,ifyoudon'thavegreatcontacts(aboveandbeyondyourUniversityprofessorsandadministrators,ofcourse) youarefuckedforlifeanyways.Unlessyoumakeamillionsellingportablegames. >> Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)18:41No.101400388 >>101399947 Youhavenoconceptoflife.Doyouthinkabunchofoddjobsfromcraiglistprovideyouwithsufficientcashflowtoplan forTHEFUCKINGFUTURE?No.Doyouthinkthatyou'regoingtohavearetirementplanwhenyou'redoingshitjobsfor nexttonothing?No. Stopbeingafuckingidiotandbringingupstupidshitthatholdsnorelevancytothediscussion.We'retalkingaboutlife longCAREERS,notsomeshityoufoundoncraigslistyoufuckingfaggot. >> Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)18:41No.101400425 File1309905702.jpg(5KB,145x150,booberrymascotdoessomecoca(...).jpg) >wanttowritecreativelyformediathatrequiresit >getprettygoodatit,toldI'mprettydamncreative >turnsoutnobodyhireswritersanymore,andiftheydoit'slikeoneor twoperproject >thosesamewritersgetpaid3040kayearatmost >theworldofwrittenjournalismisdyingtoo >realizeIpickedthemostuselesstalentonthefaceoftheEarthaside fromjugglingcoconuts
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Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)18:41No.101400429 >>101399761 peoplelikeyouareeverythingthatiswrongwiththeworld. whyareyoubetterthanstarvingafricans?thefactthatyouhaveajobandtheydon't?lol.Iwouldn'tbesurprisedifthat's whatyouthought ohyeah,imstudyingcompscitoosogochokeonabigblackcockyouselfishcunt.
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Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)18:41No.101400431 >>101399662 >JoinNavybecausecivilianshavenojobs. >GetPTS'doutbecausetheNavyhasnojobs.
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Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)18:41No.101400439 >>101400355 Ihopesobro Idohopeso theverythoughtofhavingtodosomethingIdespiseforalivingmakesmewanttokillmyself
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Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)18:42No.101400487 IjustgraduatedwithaTheaterdegree. comeatmebro
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Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)18:42No.101400493 File1309905748.jpg(40KB,490x440,1308794249772.jpg) >finishdegreeinMasterofScienceinEngineering >allthefuckingjobsIwantneedatleast24years ofworkingexperience
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Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)18:42No.101400496 >>101400388 >lifelongcareers Peopleinthiscenturywillgenerallyswitchjobsonceevery2.6to5years. Inallindustries. Expectingtohaveonejoboroneindustrytieforalongtimeisquitesilly.YouneedtobeversedinEVERYTHINGand keepuponeverything.
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Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)18:42No.101400506 iliveincalisomaybei'llbecomea"gardener" seriouslythoughi'mjustwaitingforthesecondamericanrevolution,allofourbigcompaniesarecorruptandkilling america alsomexicans
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Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)18:42No.101400520 maybeyoumispelledyouremailaccountoryourmistypedyourphonenumberintheportfolio? liketheytrytotalktoyoubuttheysendemailstononexistantaccountsorwrongnumbers? doublecheckrealquick
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Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)18:43No.101400556 File1309905784.jpg(13KB,219x93,1308504295651.jpg) >>101400051 >mfwIboughtmyharmonicaforthesamereason
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>mfwI'mtoopussytodothisandI'mtoopussytodissapointmyparents/friends mylifeis''normal''andIdon'twanttostuckintheofficebutIcan'tdonothingbecauseI'mafraidofeverything >> Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)18:43No.101400592 >>101400388 HavefriendwhobarelygothisassociatesinITbeforeflunkingout.Workedataretailcellphonestoreuntilhefoundajob oncraigslistforanITpositionforsomelocalnewswebsite.Nowhe'smaking50k,8kmorethanmeandIgotmyBS. Youneverknowwhatyou'llfindoncraigslist >> Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)18:43No.101400597 >>101400369 becauseeverybodyhasa100kapartmentontheirnamesincetheywerebornright? >> Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)18:43No.101400601 >>101399112 Interesting,thatisreallymessedup.Iamusuallytheonewhofixesmyfamiliescomputerswiththeirsoftwareproblems mostofthetime.Ijustdidanintrocomputerscienceclass.Imadeareallycoolwhackthemolesonicgameon appinventorthenmadeafinalprojectwithJavascriptinvolvingTheBattleForMountHyjalinWarcraft.Ihadfunwithit. WiththepythonassignmentswehadIhadtogototheteacheronceinawhilesincemostintheclasshadalaptopwith themwhileIjusthadanotebook.IwasabletofiguretheassignmentsoutandfeltgoodaboutmyselfwhenIfinished them,itwasnice. >> Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)18:43No.101400607 File1309905818.png(136KB,930x1351,Okay2[1].png___SQUARESPACE_CAC(...).png) >yfwyourealizethingswillnotworkoutasplanned,andforallyouraccomplishmentsandeffort,you'll simplyberelegatedtodeadendmenialjobsthatwillprobablycontributeheavilytoyourearlydeathby simplylosingthewilltolive
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Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)18:43No.101400617 File1309905828.png(92KB,911x910,1309438926126.png) >>101396621 >>101396621 >>101396621 >>101396621 >>101396621 >>101396621 FUCKYEAH,ERICCONVEYSANEMOTION
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Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)18:43No.101400633 >>101399239 See >>101399418 This uMaD? Interningashitloadduringsummers(GeneralDynamicsmainly)helpedaswell.AtGDasanIntern,Iwasmaking $21.20anhourLuLz
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Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)18:44No.101400638 >>101399947 >anecdotalevidence Ilikehowidiotslikeyoutrytoignorethefactthattheunemploymentratehasbeenthesameforhalfayearnowwithno signsofchanging. Ilikehowidiotslikeyoutrytoignorethefactthatyourcountrystillcan'tgettheinterestrateover5%.
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Ilikehowidiotslikeyoutrytoignorethefactthatinflationcausesyourbondstohave1%YTM. So,howexactlyisyourcountrygoingtogetoutofit'sslumpwhentheycan'tmakemoneyofftheirworthlessbond market? WhyamIbotheringtoaskthesequestionstosomerandomidioton4chanwhoappliesforjobsoncraigslist... >> Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)18:44No.101400684 File1309905874.jpg(20KB,300x223,peopleneedtolineupforfoo(...).jpg) >>101400369 >balancingyourlifeonthestockmarket WHATCOULDPOSSIBLYGOWRONG! >>
Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)18:44No.101400709 >>101400506 Let'sbecompletelyhonestthoughmostoftheMexicansdojobsthatmostwhitepeopledon'twantorwon'tdo.
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Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)18:44No.101400721 >>101400638 Wow. Like,notasingleoneofthosethingsyoujustsaidaretrue.Lol. Seriously,there'snoexcusetonotdoalittleresearchwhengoogleisaclickaway.
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Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)18:45No.101400733 >>101400252
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>livingwithmom Everyonecan'tdothat.Someparentsactuallykicktheirkidsoutat18,schoolornot.Comebackwhenyouactually havetoworryaboutbills. >> Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)18:45No.101400749 >>101400241 >I'vebeenentertainingthethoughtofjustgoingtoCanadaandstartinganewtherebecauseIhonestlythinkthisnext electionwillmakeorbreakthenextcenturyforAmerica. >implyingthere'sjobsinCanada OurITmarketisfarmorefuckedthannearlyanyothercountry. >> Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)18:45No.101400751 >>101398647 >telemarket Shit,IrememberworkingforthistardplacecalledDialAmerica.IpeacedoutofthereassoonasIcould.Youhavetobe socold,robotic,andheartlessinordertogetanywhereinthat"field." >> Applecider!Ij1I6xOr6k07/05/11(Tue)18:45No.101400758 >>101400200 Becausethat'showlifeworks,youdumbass.Atsomepoint,youaregoingtodosomethingyouwon'tlike. Hell,atfirst,itmightnotevenseemlikefun,butit'llturnintoit.Ioncehadaconstructionjobbuildingofficecubicles.I sleptmostofthetimeandgotpaid600everyotherweek. Evenifitwashardwork,I'dstilldoit,becauseI'dgetmoneyandsomethingtoputonmyresume.Don'tbeafaggot. >>101400200 Halfofthefaggotsherehaven'tevenstarted,andbeforeyoucanjumpintoacareer,youhavetohavebacking. Experience,evenunrelated,willgainyouabettershotthannone.
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Ifyou'dliketodiscusscareers,wellthenthat'sdependentonyourdrive.Youmaynotendinsomethingyou'dliketodo, ororiginallywantedtodo.That'slife. Oh,andalotofcraigslistjobshavejobsthatpay600,000ayearormore,youblatheringfool.It'snotjustparttime shitwork. Ihaveafriendwhoisshitatgraphicdesign,buthe'sinwithacompanyandgetspaidashittonofmoney.Takeaguess wherehefoundthatadat. >> Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)18:45No.101400782 File1309905939.jpg(14KB,300x300,12995583458681.jpg) >implyingcollegedoesanythinganymoreotherthan gettingyouintodebt.
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Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)18:45No.101400786 Goingtobefinishing6yearsofundergradwith2majorsandaminorsoon.Stillworkingongettingmoreexperience thoughinternshipsandlabwork(Biomajor).Didabout1/2yearworkinginalaboncampus. I'dprefertogetintoaMaster'sprogramsoonafter.Maybegetajobataprivatecompany(notalotofinterestin academiarightnow).Pushcomestoshovethough,I'llenlistintheNavyorAirforce.I'llatleastgetinasanofficer. Maybegettoflyaplane/jetwhichwouldbeneat.ProbablyleaveafterafewyearsandgetsetupwithGIBilland Healthcare. That'smycontingencyplananyways...hopefullyitwillgorelativelysmoothly.
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Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)18:45No.101400791 >>101399590
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Ifuckinghatecops.Uselesspiecesofshit. >> Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)18:45No.101400795 >>101400429 What'swrongwithtakingcareofmyself?Takingcareofmyfamily? I'mbetterbecauseIworkedhardtobewhereIam.Whenyournutsdropandyoustartworking,andyousee25%ofthe moneyyouworkfortaken,youwillunderstand. >> Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)18:45No.101400799 >>101400607 this tobehonestifiguredifIhaven'tfoundajobienjoybymylate20sI'llprobablyjustkillmyself >> Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)18:45No.101400800 >>101400378 IspentthemoneyIhadsavedfromworkingbeforeonanicehouse.It'samazingwhatyoucanbuyonthecheapwhen localbanksareforeclosingonpeopleshomesthangoingoutofbusinessthemselves. >> Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)18:45No.101400811 >>101400369 Doyoureallyexpectanyonewithanysemblanceofeconomicknowledgetobelievethatyourecently(withinthepast24 years)inherited100kandmanagedtoinvestandgrowthatintoamillionwiththecurrentmarkets? Nope.Gotakeyourliessomewhereelse. >> Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)18:46No.101400885 >Yourqualificationsareexcellent,butweneedsomeonewithadegree >Yourqualificationsareexcellent,butweneedsomeonewithadegree >Yourqualificationsareexcellent,butweneedsomeonewithadegree
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>Yourqualificationsareexcellent,butweneedsomeonewithadegree >Youracademiccredentialsareimpressive,butweneedsomeonewithmoreindustryexperience >Youracademiccredentialsareimpressive,butweneedsomeonewithmoreindustryexperience >Youracademiccredentialsareimpressive,butweneedsomeonewithmoreindustryexperience >Yourindustryexperienceisimpressive,butweneedsomeonewhowillworkforentrylevelpay >Yourindustryexperienceisimpressive,butweneedsomeonewhowillworkforentrylevelpay >Yourindustryexperienceisimpressive,butweneedsomeonewhowillworkforentrylevelpay >Thatyouwillworkforentrylevelpayisimpressive,butwenolongerneedtofillthispositionaswehaveamachinethat ismuchmoreefficientatthetask >> Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)18:47No.101400929 >>101400388 Oddjobsgetsyoucontactsandgivesyouworkexperience.Andiftheoddjobsyouaredoingarerelatedtoyoucareer, youwillmostlikelyfindsomeonewhocangetyouafulltimejob. Itsalsoalotbetterthansittingaroundonyourassbitchingandmoaningyoucan'tfindajob. Noanon,Youhavenoconceptoflife. >> Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)18:47No.101400934 File1309906039.jpg(146KB,500x375,1281638622138.jpg) Holyballsthereissomuchanalspewinginthisthread...it'sjustlikeeconomicsBAbitterfagafter Highschoolhurrdurrfag,afterOMGlabiralartdigreiz4poreazholefag. TheNorthAmericaneconomyishorriblybrokenrightnow,andthat'swhytheseissuesare present. >babyboomersunabletoretirebecausetheirpensionshavebeendroppedorboughtout >bboomersstayinjobsneededbynextgeneration >nextgeneration"goestoschooltogetaheadinlifeandsecureacareer" >afterafewthousandpeopledothisthose"careers"arefilled >peoplekeepgoingtoschool >acquiremoredebt >holydebttheyneedjobs >trytogoafteragraduatedegreeto"gaintheedge"
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>overqualifiedforeverything,risingdebt >peoplegettingdesperate >acceptshitjobsorinfiniteloopinternships >companiessuperhappyaboutcheaporfreelabour There'snopointingoingforaPhDbecauseuniversitiesarealreadyveryfullup.Peoplepourintohighpayorhighuse jobs.Thosefillup. Everyone'sfuckedexceptforluckyassindividualslikemyself,andIhearfromALLfacultiesanddegreesthatfindingreal workisnighimpossiblethesedays.It'sreallynotlimitedtoartsorsciences,"practical"degreesor"technical"ones. MaybethispseudocapitalismDOESNOTWORK!AlotofusaretiredofTheDepressionII:deathofthemiddleclass. >> Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)18:47No.101400936 >>101400758 >dosomethingyouhatejusttomakemoneyjusttodosomethingyouhateslightlyless why? what'sthepoint? seriously? if'that'showlifeworks'theni'dratherkillmyself itsoundsshit >> Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)18:47No.101400976 >>101399418 >>101400633 Onceagain EvencoopsorunpaidinternshipsarenowstrictlythedomainofthosewithexistingcontactsBEFOREtheystart University.Hell,aBritishconservativewasauctioningabunchofthemoffafewdaysagotodonators. Ofcourse,SOMEfieldsarestillnormal. >> Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)18:48No.101400992 File1309906081.png(103KB,210x251,1301962311898.png)
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>>101400791 Thanksforpayingmysalary.
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Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)18:48No.101401038 >>101400212 Soundsinteresting.Butfromthelooksofitit'sallmedicalfields.MaybeI'llfindsomesortofuseformyBusiness mang./admin.degreethere. OfcourseI'dhavetobuildupmoneybecauseIwouldevenbeabletomovethere.
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Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)18:48No.101401044 >>101400556 I'mafraidofnothingbutIreallydon'tseeapointtobeingsuccessful.PerhapsifIcouldimmortalthenIwouldcarebut sinceIamnotIreallyseenoreasontoworkhardallmylifetobeabigsuccessandthendieandloseitallanyways.I figurewhenIamoldandcannolongerfunctiononmyownIwilljustwanderintothewoodsandbeeatenbywolves.
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Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)18:48No.101401072 >>101400721 Justchecked.Allofthosepointsareaccurate.Continuetodeludeyourself,though...Iknowit'sprobablygoodforyour mentalhealth.
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Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)18:48No.101401074 >>101400369 >apartmentyou'vehadsincebirthnotsellingforanetloss >work15minsadayandincreaseyourmoneyfrom100kto1millin2years Yeah,no.Shitlikethatdoesn'thappenintherealworldson.
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Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)18:49No.101401112 >>101400684 youdontknowmuchaboutdaytradingdoyou?don'tbeagreedyfuckandyouwillbemakingtons.wouldyourather make$100everytradethemomentitgoesupalittle?orareyouthegreedymotherfuckerthatseesitgoupto$100but wantstokeepitjustalittlebitlongertoseeifitgoesupto$500?ifyou'rethesecondone,youareagoddamned fuckingidiotanddeservetoloseallofyourmoney
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Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)18:49No.101401153 >>101397127 >implyingpesteringacompanyforajobduringatimewithveryhighlevelsofunemploymentandeconomicstagnationis goingtodoanythingbutcostyouthejob companiesareswampedinapplications,ifeveryonesendinginanapp"followsup"thenit'sgoingtowastethe companiesresourcesevenmore.
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Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)18:49No.101401155 >>101400976 I'mnotgoingtodenyIhadcontacts,butIalsoamfuckingamazingatmyjob.That'snotthepoint. I'mnoteven22yetandIwillbemakingcloseto$80kperyear.That'sthepoint.
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Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)18:50No.101401227 >>101397879 >wrighttrack No,youarenot.
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>>101401038 ThemedicaljobsareabigpartfromDukeandUNCbeingthe2mainhospitalsinthestate,butthereisanassloadof engineeringandtechnologyduetoNCSUandDukeaswell.Also,formorepurebusinessyoucanlookintothebig banksaroundherelikeBB&TorRBC.Talktoyourcollegeandseewhatopportunitiesarearound,andlookaroundhere yourself. >> Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)18:50No.101401234 lolwageslaves.Anythingworthwhileonlyrequiresadamnloanorlikehalfayear'swagetosetupandthenyouare sortedforlife Here'saprotip,sincenoneofyourwilleveraffordit.Buyabusiness.Laundromat,grocerystore,whateveraslongasit makesaprofit.Soonenoughit'spaidoffandyourloantooandit'spureprofitallthewayfordoingnothing.Thenyoubuy another.Andanother. >> Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)18:50No.101401241 File1309906246.jpg(7KB,316x202,sad_frog.jpg) >>101400799 Iturned25inMaybro,rightbeforeIgraduated. I'mseeing75%ofthepeopleIwenttoschoolwithhavingjobsalready,eventheoneswhoare fuckinghorribleandwillbedetrimentstothecompaniesthey'reat,andIcan'tgetshit.AndIcan'tfigureoutwhy. It'sbeenabout7weekssincegraduation,andIfindmyselfgrowingincreasinglydepressed.Iwakeuplaterandlater everyday,carelessaboutdoingenjoyablethingslikevidyaor/v/andjustseenopointinitall. I'mnotusedtofailure,becauseIdon'tfailatwhatIdo.Butthisallisstartingtofeellikeagiganticfailuretome,when fuckingpeerswhohave100%lessskillthanmearegettingjobssofuckingquickit'sretarded. >> Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)18:50No.101401248 Guys,guys,Imake900KayearplayingvideogamesandIhaveachocolatedickthatejaculatesmoney,amIcoolyet? Guys?
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Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)18:50No.101401265 >begerman >afterscoolbeanapprenticeininformationtechnology >10yearslater,5differentjobs,neverhadaproblemfindinganewone(imyselfchoosetoquiteach) >finallystarttomakesomemoney(33kpa.) iamokaywiththis.jpg currentlyworkingasanetworkadminatamidsizedcompany(about1400employees)
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Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)18:50No.101401267 Isittruethatyoucan'tdefaultonastudentloanintheUSviabankruptcy? IntheUKyoucanandIknowpeoplewhogottheirdegreethenwentbankruptcytostoprepayment. 5YearsonandtheircreditratingisalmostrecoveredandI'mstillnowherenearpayingmyloanoffinfactitsincreased by2000overthattimeperiod.
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Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)18:51No.101401278 thatfeelwhenyougetyourfirstjobasanadultandworkashardaspossibleeventhoughpeopleaboveyougetpaid twiceasmuchanddohalftheworkandalwaysgiveyouextra'duties'todoeventhoughit'stheirmainjob. I'macommunitymanagerforagamescompanyandIregularlyhavetowriteupadvertisingcampaigns,testgames,write softwaremanualsandtidyupbadlycodedsoftware.AllwhilemybosssitsonhisassandplaysfuckingWoWfor14 hoursaday. IbroughtitupwithHISbosswhotoldmetorespectthechainofcommand.Iwattedhard. mfwI'mforeverdisillusionedbyaworldfullofadultsthatdonoworkatallandleavealltheworktothefreshfacedyouths andcollecteasilythreetimestheirpay.
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Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)18:51No.101401354 >>101397879 >redditpicture Yourwholepostisatroll. Butjustincaseanyoneelseisinthisposition: Stop.Now.TheITmarketisabsolutelyfull.UNLESSyouknowsomeveryinfluentialpeople,youwillgetnowhere.
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Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)18:51No.101401370 IjustfinishedmyfirstyearofundergradandboyamIgladthiseconomicshituationhappenedwhileIwasinHS.NowI knowIshouldgotolawschoolinAustraliaandavoidthissinkingshipunlikeyoupoorfuckstrappedhere.IfIhadtorely onajobintheUSAandIwasn'thavinganyluckaftergoingthroughallthateducation,I'dprobablygoTimothyMcveigh. GuantanamohereIcome!
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Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)18:51No.101401372 >>101401153 Fuckingthis. Iwentinto"followup"attherequestofprettymucheveryoneIwasaskingforadviceandwasbasicallytoldtopissoff. TheonlywayIgotmyjobnowisbecauseIwenttoadealwhereaninterviewwasguaranteedonarrival.Mostplaces won'tevengiveyouthetimeofday.
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Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)18:52No.101401393 File1309906327.jpg(44KB,421x292,1307295988206.jpg) >StudyArt >Thatfeelwhenyourealise you'vefuckedyourfuture IguessIcouldalwaysbecome ahouseboy
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Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)18:52No.101401396 File1309906329.jpg(33KB,400x400,youupset.jpg) >workasahiringconsultantforalargefirm >siftthroughthousandsuponthousandsofresumes >throwsomeawaybecausetheiracademicswerentperfect >throwsomeawaybecausetheydidn'thavefiveyearsexperience >throwsomeawaybecausetheyansweredthequestionnaire"wrong" >throwsomeawaybecauseIthinkit'sfunny >duringinterviewsIwinceandphysicallyshowsignsofdisappointmentatverytrivialthings thatmeannothingatall >enduphiringonlytheverybestwhodespitetheircredentialscouldworkfornearlytwicethesalaryweoffer >thecompanylovesmeforwhatIdoandhowIdoit >Iamaprofessionaltroll
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Applecider!Ij1I6xOr6k07/05/11(Tue)18:52No.101401404 >>101400936 Areyouseriouslythatentitledandweak? Pleasekillyourself.
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Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)18:52No.101401444 File1309906361.jpg(306KB,875x1048,sharv.jpg) >>101400934 >hfwmygirlfriendhasthreeuniversitydegrees,twotechnicaldegrees,twointernshipsandmakes 26,000ayearallbecauseofthis.
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Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)18:52No.101401461 Britishguyhere.Beentoourcollegeandgotacomputingdiplomalevel2and3,andI'llbedoingacourseinsoftware
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devlopmentinUni. Seriouslyguys,don'tdosomethingstupidlikedoavideogamedegreelikesomedumbnutsinmycollegewantedtodo, noconnections?you'refucked.Askpeoplethatworkforvidya,they'lltellyoutheyhadconnections,oryoucouldget luckyandbehiredbyvalvestraightouttaschool. >> Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)18:52No.101401474 >>101401404 cool >> Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)18:53No.101401519 >>101401278 WelcometoaworldranbyBabyBoomers. >> Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)18:53No.101401535 >>101401241 Graduatedfromwhat? Sometimesbeinga"specialist"ofacertainjobisntneededonthemarket. >> Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)18:53No.101401537 File1309906424.jpg(22KB,242x209,1309556311025.jpg) >gettingcomputer programmingdegree >makemyownlittle company >makeeasyasfuckandroid games >charge$1.99
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>downloadsskyrocketcauseeveryonehas2bucks >mfw100,000downloads@1.99 >> Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)18:54No.101401581 >>101400709 It'snotthattheywon'tdoit,it'sjusttheywon'tdoitwithoutdecentpay.Andsomepeopleliterallycan'tdoit. There'sthisissueinGeorgiarightoffindingpeopletoworkonthefarmsandharvestshit.Canyouworkoutsidein100 degreeweatherfor10hoursaday?Andhavemostofyourpaycheckbasedonhowmuchfoodyoucanpick? >> Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)18:54No.101401583 >>101401396 thatsoundslikesomethingI'dwanttodo >> Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)18:54No.101401598 Dude,ifyoulivedinathirdworldcountrylikemegettingadegreewouldbenecessary,butforsomeonelivingin USA/Europe?Nope.Justgoworkandifyouarenotalazytalentlesspieceofshityouwilleventuallygrowandgrowand growinyourjobasnearlyeveryoneisalazytalentlesspieceofshit. >> Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)18:54No.101401622 File1309906477.jpg(31KB,333x600,forinstancepenises.jpg) >studyprogramming >whatthefuckamIdoing,I'mgonnaendupworkingasacashieratsomeplace >nowstudyingBioEngineeringtobecomeascientist Youshouldaimforsomethingworthwhile.Programmingispurefaggotryandyouwon'tgetajobasagame designerjustbecauseyoustudiedtobecomeone.Youneedtodoyearsandyearsofshittygruntworkto beagamedesigner. >>
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Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)18:54No.101401639 File1309906487.jpg(53KB,380x285,depressed380x2851[1].jpg) >>101401444 >mfwtoo
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Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)18:54No.101401645 >>101401370 IsitreallyanybetterinAustralia?
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Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)18:54No.101401648 mfwwhenI'msojadedthatIdon'tevenhaveaface. Nicesoftwareguideanon,dropitonmydeskandI'llhaveitatthebossesofficefirstthing. >bosschangesfontsizeandunderlinessomethings,putshisnameasthe"PrimaryDocumentEditorinChief".
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Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)18:55No.101401699 >>101401537 >makemyownlittlecompany Costsaverylargesumofmoney.WhileIknow(andhaveassisted)manytoovercomethisburden,onlyafewhavebeen successful. Didyoucomeupwithyourbusinessplanyoupresentedtothebank,ordoyouhavesomeoneelsetodothat?
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Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)18:56No.101401772 >>101401648 YouhaveanOKjobthough.SomethingthatMAYallowverticalmovement,butattheveryleast,padstheresumewitha
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companyname. >> Applecider!Ij1I6xOr6k07/05/11(Tue)18:56No.101401779 >>101401372 No,don'tletthoseexperiencesfoolyou. Iappliedforabunchofjobsatthebeginningofthesummer.Icontactedall10ofthem,and9ofthemcalledmeback, citingthatbecauseIcalledthemagaintheywantedapersonwithmytenacityintheircompany. Sometimesitdepends,butmakingsuretheyrememberyournamehelpsout.Whatdidyousaytothem? >>101401474 No,seriously.Killyourself. >> Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)18:56No.101401820 >>101400721 >googleUStreasuryyields >78basispointson3yearbond >googletheUSinflationrate >3.6% >literallylosingmoneyonUSbondswhenfactoringinflation Oh,wow.Iseriouslydidn'tknowitwasthatbad. >> Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)18:56No.101401836 File1309906599.png(141KB,500x500,1284219939627.png) >>101401639 Butweshouldstilltrustin"themarket"and"the invisiblehand",right?
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Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)18:56No.101401839 >>101401233 Cool.Soundslikethebestplacewouldbeabankorsomething,seeingasIhavebookkeepingexperiencefromhelping outmymomattheCharlotteJudicialHospital. Ofcourseit'dbeawhilebeforeI'dbeabletogoupthere,seeingasI'moverthreehoursaway,andhavenomoney.But nexttimeIgotoAnimazementnextyear(whichisinRaleigh)I'llstopbyandcheckthingsout.
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Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)18:56No.101401841 >>101401779 okay
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Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)18:56No.101401856 File1309906609.jpg(24KB,442x454,1302999731321.jpg) Ialwayswonderedabouttheoverallintelligenceof/v/ HardlyanyBSmajorshere,itseems,otherthanafewengineers(whoshould'vebeeninterning duringtheirundergraduateyears)andCompScipeople(theydon'tcountthough) Andawholelotofuselesspeople NotthatI'mmuchbetteroff >Molecular&CellBiologymajor >notdonewithschoolyet >notsurewhattodo ButI'mgoingtodosomething
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Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)18:56No.101401874 >>101401622 >Youneedtodoyearsandyearsofshittygruntworktobeagamedesigner. Wrong.Youneedexcellentcontactsbeforehandandyourownhighsellingindependentgame. Someofthatisneededtogetthegruntwork,even.
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Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)18:57No.101401906 File1309906640.jpg(14KB,157x225,pbf247catchphrase2ao0.jpg) >workedataconveniencestoreforyears >managerfired,everybodyhehiredhadtobefiredtoodueto somestupidpolicy >applyforthesamejobI'dbeenworkingsinceIwas15(21now) >theygiveittoateenagegirlinstead >storeisalwaysfilthywheneverIgoinnow >nothingstockedproperly >somehowshekeepsherjobdespitenotdoinganything
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Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)18:57No.101401929 File1309906654.png(4KB,130x128,miscareyoufuckingkiddingm(...).png) >mfwpeoplearelikeDURHURJUSTSTARTYOUROWNCOMPANYANON Hasanyoneelsebeentoldthisalot? Asifwecanjustsay,"Sure!Thatsoundsgreat!ForgetthefactIhavezerostartupcapital,over $50Kindebt,andnoincomerightnow!I'lljuststartacompanyandautomaticallymakemillions!" 98%ofsmallbusinessesfail?NBDbrah!Minetotallywon't.
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Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)18:57No.101401960 >Doingadegreeingamedesign I'mnotevenkidding.
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Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)18:57No.101401964 >>101401856 >CompScipeople(theydon'tcountthough) Mathematicsdoesn'tcountasahardscience?
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Becausethat'sessentiallywhatcomp.sci.is.Asubsetofmath. >> Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)18:58No.101402024 >>101401929 Areyoumeandallofmyfriends? >> Paco07/05/11(Tue)18:58No.101402040 >SisterpersuesClinicalPsychologyMS >Itakeoneortwoclassesayeartomeetchicksandgetoutofthehouse >Sheiscurrentlyunemployed,divideshertimebetweenRiftsaddictionandextraneousschoolbullshit >Ilivetheeasylifeworking30hoursaweekmakingenoughtogetbyandaffordsomeshotsandvidyawithfriends Collegeisafuckingjoke,realtalk. >> Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)18:58No.101402059 File1309906733.png(31KB,500x461,i_hug_that_feel.png) >>101399954 Areyoume?
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Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)18:59No.101402087 >>101401267 >IntheUKyoucanandIknowpeoplewhogottheirdegreethenwentbankruptcytostoprepayment. IntheUKitdependsonwhenyougotyourloan.Ithinkpre1998thiswaspossible,post1998it'snot Ifyougotyourloanafterthisbecameimpossiblethenyoushouldn'tbeworryingaboutit.It'sgotverylaxrepayment termsandtheinterestrateisneverhigherthaninflation,soinrealtermsitnevergrows.
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Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)18:59No.101402118 Problem:Westerngovernmentwaytoofuckinghuge,overbearingandenablingtoomanyscamsandbubblestoallow productiontogrow.Shitloadofpotentiallyproductivepeoplebuttooexpensivetodobusiness.Thelonger'stimulus packages'andbailoutstrytopatchthingsoverwhilefightingmultiplewars,subsidizingmedicalcare(whileactuallyjust bloatinguptheprocesswithinstitutionalizedoverhead),andretirementPonzischemes(akaSocialSecurity)which Reaganeraretardswerestupidenoughtosiphonoffforblowingupbrownpeopletheworseeveryonewillbe. Guesswhat,thereisno'retirementage'with7fuckingbillionpeople.Guesswhat,theUSArightnowisnotfucking sustainable.Guesswhat,theonlythingtosnapWesternersatlargeoutoftheirsenseofselfentitlementiscatastrophe.
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Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)18:59No.101402140 >>101401856 Mostof/v/areaboveaverageI'dwager,there'sareasonmostofusfoundthisplaceandscournstupidity.
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Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)18:59No.101402161 >>101401964 Imeantinthesensethattheyhavenoresearchcapabilities(duh) IjustassociateHardsciencewithR&D CompSciiswhat,numericalanalysis? I'mbiasedobviouslythough
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Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)18:59No.101402168 File1309906792.jpg(118KB,512x466,marioslap2.jpg) >>101401874 >>101401874 >"It'seasytogetajob!" >"AllyouneedistoknowBillGates,JohnCarmack,CliffyB,andBobbyKotickpersonally,and havemadeahugelysuccessfulAAAgameallbyyourself!"
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Sure,I'lljustgoaheadanddothat. >> Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)18:59No.101402178 >>101401779 >Iappliedforabunchofjobsatthebeginningofthesummer.Icontactedall10ofthem,and9ofthemcalledmeback, citingthatbecauseIcalledthemagaintheywantedapersonwithmytenacityintheircompany. InthenontradepartoftheITworld,particularlyforeventhelowliestinternships,thisisabsolutehorseshit.Justsoyou know. >> Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)19:00No.101402213 >>101402059 ijustfeelkindasady'know >> Raspootin!TXt78ociao07/05/11(Tue)19:00No.101402237 File1309906831.png(12KB,104x122,1231111328655.png) >workingonFINEARTdegree >justoutofsecondyear >getjobatITbusinessforvideo editingandphototaking >brotheranddadalreadyworkthere >freemoneyandjobexperience >it'sallabouttheconnections >> Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)19:00No.101402238 File1309906831.png(153KB,403x310,engineerruinsyetanotherchr(...).png) >mfw58%oftheU.S.populationfallssofarintopovertythattheyenduponthestreet >mfwtheU.S.becomesathirdworldcountrywithtonsofhomelesspeopleandcrime >mfwtheyerectabountyforhowevermanyhomelessheadsyoucancollect >mfwthey'llknowiftheheadsreallywerehomelessornotbecausethey'llhaveFacebookprofiles
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andcollegedegreesidentifyingthem >> Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)19:00No.101402243 >ExerciseScienceMajor >HeadingforPTschool AAAAAAWWWWYEAAAAAAH >> Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)19:00No.101402260 >>101402118 This. Deargod,this. >> Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)19:01No.101402311 >>101396891 Howlonghashebeendoingit? Constructionandshitlikethatisnotsomethingyouaregoingtomakeafucktonrightoffthebat. Tradesaregreat,likesomebodyelseinthethreadsaidtheyareoneoftheeasiestplacestofindjob. Alotofplumbing/electriciancompaniesarealwayshiringlicenseddudes,oryoucanjustgoindependent. Youdon'tevenhavetogotoschooloftenenough.Startoffasahelper,it'sroughasshitatfirstbutafterafewweeksyou easeintoitanditbecomescake. Doitlongenough,youcanbecomelicensedyourself.Workatacompanyorgoindependentyourself. Dothatlongenough,makeyourowncompany.
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That'swherethemoneystartsrollinginifyougetsuccessful. Abuddyofminesunclebustedhisassoffdoingweldingandotherconstructionshitfor16years. Himandtwootherguysheworkedwithfoundedtheirowncompany. Nowhe'smaking$200kdoingnothingbutsittingonhisass,planningoutjobsandorderingMexicansandguyslikehow heusedtobearound. >> Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)19:01No.101402313 >>101402168 Wayshegoes,bud.That'sthestateoftheindustry. Also,ifyoudomakeitin,enjoy(in5years)havinglessskillsandabilitiesthanmost14yearolds. >> Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)19:02No.101402393 >workonthefamilyfarm >strugglingtokeepafloatafterashittierspring/earlysummer Wewereoveramonthbehindonplantingbecausewehad3fuckingweeksofstraightthunderstorms.Sincethenit's beenswelteringhoteveryday.Thegroundisbasicallyahard,hotcrustwithmudunderneathrightnow. >> Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)19:02No.101402394 Tellme,fellowamericans. >Afriendofminewanttodoaforeigntripinacollegeincalifornia.It'sagirl. >Shesaidit'sforhaveahighdegreeinenglish. >3monthslater,allshehavedone,isbeingfuckedbythewholecampus,anddoingpartiesallnights. It'sconsidered"nomral",orshe'satotalfreak? >> Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)19:02No.101402412
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>>101402237 This.Everythingisaboutknowingwhoyouneedtoknow.Youarenotafailure,youwholefamilyisafailure. >> Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)19:02No.101402432 File1309906951.png(159KB,346x355,1309066021077.png) >notgoingintoengineering Iseriouslyhopeyouguys don'tdothis
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Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)19:02No.101402435 WhydoIalwaysseewelding/underwaterweldingidolizedinthesethreads?Isitreallythatgoodofaskill? Ifso,wheredoIsignup?
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Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)19:02No.101402445 File1309906961.jpg(77KB,600x450,Typicalxphile.jpg) >>101402118 >Guesswhat,theonlythingtosnapWesternersatlargeoutoftheirsenseofself entitlementiscatastrophe. I'vebeensayingthisforawhilenow. Youallmaylaughatmenow,butyoucan'tlaughwhenyouhaveachinesepistol shovedinyourmouth. I'mexaggeratingofcourse,butstillbadshithastohappen.
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Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)19:02No.101402450 >Dropoutofschool >Claimbenefits
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>Pissofftaxpayers >ManIloveEngland >> Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)19:03No.101402496 >>101402118 ThisgoesforanywesterncountryjustnotAmericans,usbrits?We'refuckedtoo.Youfrenched?fucked.German? fucked. >> Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)19:03No.101402556 File1309907032.jpg(119KB,645x773,thatfeelfat.jpg) I'mabouttojustgobackandgetasecondmaster's,justsoIcandeferallmyloansagain,andjustto regainthatfalsehopeof"you'lltotallygetajobafteryoufinish!" It'llwork,rightguys?
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StoptryingtogetajobinAmerica,alwayssayyou'rewillingtotransferanywhere,learnacouple oflanguages. JustlastyearmostnewlawyersweretransferredeverywherefromHanoitoBerlin.It'saglobal market,marketyourselfaccordingly. Ifyou'retopofyourclass,speakdifferentlanguages,buildconnectionsbygoingtogreatschools,you'llbefine.Don't expectyourselftobewantedwhetheryou'reanEngineeroranArtfagunlessyouhaveconnectionsandskillsthatcanbe usefulforamultinational. >> Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)19:04No.101402622 >>101401461 Whoa,wait,yousaythatthereareVIDEOGAMESdegreesyouhavethere? Ialwayslovedvideogames,soIdecidedtogetadreamjobasclosetovidyaaspossible.Should'vebecomea journalist...Iendured15+yearsofmathematicalanalysis,physicsandprobabilitytheoryinschoolandunifora worthlessengineeringdegree.Eh,ontheotherhandIthinkifIweregiventhischoiceagain,I'dstillwouldn'tchoosea socialspecialty. >> Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)19:04No.101402628 >>101401779 >>101401779 >>101401779 >>101401779 Here'saninterestingtrickthatusedtobeFARmoreeffectiveinthe90sand80s: Includeacoupleofreferences,butleaveroomforboth"furtherreferencesavailableuponrequest"and"furtherreferences forthcoming"(orsomethingtothatextent). Then,aweekorsoafterapplying,submitaletterofreferenceorsimplyanotherimportantreferencedocumenttobe attachedtoyourapplication.Thisforcesthemtosearchfor(ansomewhatexamine)yourapplicationandattachthe referencelettertoit.Attheveryleast,itgoestothetopofthepile. Ofcourse,nowadaystheymayjusttellyoutofuckofforthrowyourshitrightinthetrash. >> Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)19:04No.101402673
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>>101402496 Everyonewhoisn'tChinese? Prettymuchfucked. >> Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)19:04No.101402681 File1309907099.jpg(27KB,315x450,97948c9277126c68.jpg) >21yearoldhighschooldropout >startedcollegelastyear >wasgoingtogetadegreeineconomics >changedmajortoengineering >whatwasgoingtobe4yearsofcollegeisnow6because ofmathprereqs >mfwI'llbe26whenIgetmydegree >> Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)19:05No.101402683 File1309907102.jpg(52KB,500x502,1309541780903.jpg) >>101402435 ItpaysaprettygoodbitIhear. Idon'trememberwhy,buttherewasaspecificreasonmydadwouldn'tdothatshit. It'sprobablydangerous.
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Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)19:05No.101402686 SomeofusactuallyHAVEmadeit. SomeofusactuallyDOhaveconnections. So...whydon'twehelpthosethatdon't? Cmon/v/,letsvouchforourbrosandgetourhardworkingfriendsdownonthereluckajob.
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ThatshowIgotmyjob,afriendpesteredhisbossintohiringme. >> Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)19:05No.101402707 File1309907121.jpg(24KB,512x384,1308260061847.jpg) >>101402432 >Engineering It'slikethenewbusinessschool. Kidsthesedaysaregoingintothreecareers:Doctor,Lawyer,andEngineer. Ifyouwantsomethingbetterbecomeachemicalengineer.Generalengineeringisfloodedwithstudents. >> Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)19:05No.101402737 >>101402394 Guys! Tellmeplease! I'mmaybetoocurious,butIwanttoknow. >> Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)19:05No.101402777 >>101401929 Can'tblameothersforyourbadmistakes Withthat$50kyoucouldhavegotaloanandboughtasmallbusiness Toobad.I'ma/new/smanI'veknownaboutthedegreescamforaloooongtime. >> Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)19:06No.101402796 >>101402556 Donethistwicenow...goingonmythirdgraduatedegreemyself.
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Whatwilltheydo?Ican'tbankruptforshitsincethatnolongertouchesstudentloans?Takeitoutofmynonexistent wage? Putmeinjail?AtleastthenIcaneatregularfuckingmealsandnotworryaboutmyheating... >> Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)19:06No.101402853 WorkingIRLisalotlikepugginginWoW. Iwasthehealer(potentialemployee)whowouldn'tevendonormals(McDonaldstier)untilIhadthebestgearIcouldget (experience)outsideit,andwouldreaduponguides,watchvideosofencountersonyoutube,spendstupidmoneyon epicgemsforbluequestgear(degreesandqualifications)andthenputthephoneoffthehook,emptymybladderand getridofalldistractions(balanceddiet,exerciseregularly,preparedtogiveallforthecompany). Aftera30minute(3month)wait,youfinallyjointhePuG(company).Everyoneelseisinshitgear(kwalificationswat?), withnocluehowtoplaytheirclass(HOWDOESIDOWORK).Eventhoughyou'rethehealeryouhavetoholduptheir end,helpingwithDPSandCCwhenyoucan(coveringtheirmistakesandhelpingthemoutwheneveryouthinktheyare struggling)healinglikeaprowhenyoucan't(workingashardasyoufuckingcan).Youslowlyrealisehowoverprepared youwereforarolethatreallydidn'trequireit.Somehowtheretardsinthegrouparegettingmorelootandrepeven thoughyou'reholdingthegrouptogether.Toexperiment,youworkashardastheyareworking.Suddenlythingsarea mess.TheDPSaretryingtotank,thetankistryingtoheal,you'redoingmoreDPSthananyoftheDPSeverdid.Then thegroupkicksyoufornotdoingyourroleright. >> Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)19:07No.101402882 >>101402686 But/v/hateseachother. >> Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)19:07No.101402887 >>101402394 Awhoreexchangestudent,orjustsluttygirlswithlotsofDaddy'smoneytoburningeneral? Eitherway,dependingontheuniversity,I'dsayit'spresentbutnotprevelant.Thosekindofpeopleexist,butthey'renot lauded.Theyarescum,especiallystupidinthiskindofdayandagewhereeveryone'seconomiesarefucked.
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tldr She'safreak,butit'sstill"normal" >> Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)19:07No.101402913 File1309907239.jpg(20KB,221x217,jesuschristhowhorrifying.jpg) /v/,I'mactuallyconsideringjoiningthemilitary,justsoIdon'tfeel likeacompletefailure. Talkmeoutofit.
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Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)19:07No.101402943 >>101402412 Yes. Whatdoyoudointhesituationwhereyourclassmates,yourprofessors,yourlocalbusinessesandofcourseyour familyarenotsufficientcontacts?
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Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)19:07No.101402944 IknowI'mgoingtogetcompletelybashedforthis. Butmaybethiswillhelpabit. http://www.thedigeratilife.com/blog/index.php/2008/08/12/makemoneybloggingtopbloggersandhowmu chtheyearn/ IdabbledinitafewyearsagoandIactuallywasabletomakeaprofit,butmyattentionspankeptmefromactually keepingitgoing.MighttryitupagainseeingasI'mabitmorefocused.
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>lefthighschoolearly >didsomecertificatesinretail >joinfastfoodjob >hateit,quit >joinfastfoodjobatadifferentstore. >Loveit,easywork,superfriendlypeople,300dollarsaweek. >Savingtogotouni. Lifesnotthatbadformerightnow... >> Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)19:08No.101402986 >joinedtheOPP,justlikemostofmyfamily >haveadegreeofjobsecurityatthecostoffriends Seriously,nobodyherelikescopsexceptothercops.Trytohelppeopleandgetbitchedatforeverylittlethingthat'sout ofmycontrolbecauseI'MBASICALLYAFUCKINGGRUNT.Ifyoudon'tlikethatyourmissingkidisn'tgettingasmuch coverageasawhitegirl,talktosomebodyhigherup.Yellingatmewon'tdoSHIT.Fuck,mysisterhasmorepowertodo somethingaboutitthanIdo. >> Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)19:08No.101402987 >>101402686 Thatwouldmakesense,wereonlyheretocomplainbeforefappingtoanimeporn. Mystupididea >anarmyofyoungunemployedvirginswithlaserlikefocus? >why,wecouldoutsourcetheirtalentsfortechnicalsupportandchargecompaniesfarlessthananyindian! >> Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)19:08No.101403004 >>101402887 >orjustsluttygirlswithlotsofDaddy'smoneytoburningeneral? Hooooyeah. You'retotallyonit.
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Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)19:08No.101403012 >>101402913 Joiningthemilitaryisnotadecisionyoushoulddowithoutseriousconsiderations.
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Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)19:08No.101403017 >>101402913 iwishicouldjointhemilitary althoughithinktheystillhaveapolicyagainstthethosewhorequirevisualaidssuchasmyself
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Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)19:08No.101403022 >GraduatewithBSinBusinessAdministrationw/ConcentrationinComputerInformationManagementSystems >Trytofindjobs >Nope. >Spend$1000gettingCompTIAcertifcations >Nope. >Getajobwithlargeassinsurancecompanyastemp,gethiredonfulltime.Awesomebenefits,decentpaywithchance forbonuseveryyear. >Enabledmetomoveintomyownapartmentandbuyanewcar. I'lltakeit.MostofthepeopleIknowfromhighschoolaren'tanybetter,andthey'refuckingmarriedandhaveoneto multiplekidstofeed.
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Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)19:08No.101403056 File1309907327.jpg(14KB,496x399,1304305184082.jpg) >>101402737 She'safemalestudent Shewillgetfuckedand donothingelse
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Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)19:09No.101403135 >>101402566 >Theninsteadofyoupayinghim,hepaysyouthirtyfivedollarsadaytotellhimtoworkfaster See,thatiswhyallemployeesshouldjuststopworkingforsomeoneelseandthrowtheirreasonablysecurejobandrisk everythingtogettheirownmoney.
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Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)19:09No.101403139 File1309907373.jpg(17KB,470x389,94732750.jpg) >>101402913 >implyingeverybranchofthemilitarydoesnt haveathreeyearwait
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Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)19:09No.101403148 >don'tknowwhattowriteinaresume >JustputdownwhatIknowandhaveexperiencewithinshortlines >looksdumbbutisshortandsimple >apparentlythisisbad AmIsupposedtoembellishthatIknowhowtobuildacomputerandoperateitonalevelabovethegeneralpopulace?I figured"Abletobuildandoperateacomputerfromscratch"wasfinebutnope
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Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)19:09No.101403154 >>101403012 allIknowisthatdespiteallmyachievementsandhardwork,Ican'tgetajobforjackshit,inanindustrythatactually wantsme.AndIhavenofuckingcluewhy. I'mbecomingdepressedasshit,andjustfeellikecompletelygivingup.
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Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)19:09No.101403174 >>101402913 GowatchtheHurtLockerorsomething.YoudonotwanttoberopedintogoingtoIraqandAfghanistan. ThoughIhavegreatrespectforthesoldiersthere,itissomethingIsimplycouldn'tdo.
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Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)19:09No.101403176 >>101402777 Protip:StudentLoansaren'tsimply1lumpsumforanentireacademiccareer. Andtheyareahellofalotmoreobtainablethanabusinessgrant/loan. YouneedaFOOLPROOFbusinessplanthesedaysANDexcellentcontacts. Andifpeoplehadthelatter,they'djustgetafreakingjob.
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Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)19:09No.101403182 >>101403022 >CompTIAcertifications Igotthatshitforfree,andithasn'tfoundmeajob. Hell,IhadtodumbmyselfdowntolandaMcJob.
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Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)19:10No.101403199 >>101402913 Yougetshitpayandshitbenefitsunlessyou'regoingtouseittogetadegreethatwillgetyouahighpayingjob(i.e. Chemical/Mechanicalengineering,medicine,orlaw) Thethingthatwouldturnmeoffthemostbesidestheauthoritarian/fascist/conservativeundertones:youwillbe surroundedbyretards Yourcall
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Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)19:10No.101403201 Didanyofyoufuckersactuallytrylookingforajobtodayordidyoujustjackofftocartoonpornlikeusual?
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Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)19:10No.101403206 >>101403017 >>101402913 Here'sallthetrainingyouneed: >buyagun >loadgun >pointatownhead >pulltriggerlikethingnexttothehandle
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Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)19:10No.101403207 >>101402882 Idon'thateeveryoneon/v/,butIwouldn'thelpguyswithshittasteingames
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Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)19:10No.101403229 File1309907421.png(157KB,701x1000,kill.png) >usedconnectionstogetajob >itfellthroughafteracoupleweeks >useconnectionstogetANOTHERjob >fallsthrough >fuckit,applyforKFCbecausetheoneintownis incrediblyprofitable >THEYFUCKINGSHUTITDOWNTWOFUCKING WEEKSLATER MaybeI'llbecomeamaleprostitute.
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>earningBAinmechanicalengineering >doubleminorinphysicsandprogramming >internshipmaking$19/hour >engineeringfirmpaysformylasttwoyearsof college >willbeemployedforaminimumof6years >willbemakingroughly$95kayear Internshipsarethekey,aswellasfollowupcallstoresumesubmissions. >> Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)19:10No.101403239 File1309907425.jpg(155KB,400x505,1309218259627.jpg) >Lookingforajob >Applyforawarehousejobwithgreatstartingpayand40hoursaweek >12hourshifts >Alotoffreetime >Waitingforthecallstill >RINGRING >"HithisisBitchTitsfromComcast,wouldyouliketoworkin(25milesawaycity)?" >"Um,notreally." >"Wellokaythenwe'llkeepyouonholdthenokay?" GODDAMNITCALL.Iliveinafuckingfarmingtownsotheresliterallynojobmarketoutsideofminimumwage,farming andcarrepair. >> Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)19:10No.101403301 >>101403148 Yes.Liesoyoulookbetterthaneveryoneelse,andyoucanbackitup,butdon'tliebecausethatgetsyourapplication thrownout. >> Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)19:10No.101403311 >>101403206
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idon'tthinkthatwillfixmyshortsightedness >> Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)19:11No.101403383 >>101397805 thismayhavealreadybeensaidbut whencollegestakestatisticsontheirstudentsgettingjobstheythrowtheonesinwhoareworkingoutofthefieldoftheir degree,waiters,busboysetc.theyincludethesekidsintotheir"98%hired"percentile >> Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)19:11No.101403401 >majorinComputerScience >realizethatI'mgoingtobeasoullesshuskfortherestofmylifeifIsticktothis >weightwhetherthemoneyisworththis >switchtoEnglish.somethingIreallyenjoy I'llseesomeofyousoon. I'llbethatpolitebumwhorobbedyouatgunpoint. >> Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)19:12No.101403434 >>101403206 >grabgun >pointathead >pulltrigger >mindblown >> Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)19:12No.101403439 Anyonewhosays"allyouhavetodoisfollowup"or"youjustneedaninternship"arestillinschoolandsubjecttothe liesandtrickeryofthestaff. Idon'tmeanthatcondescendingly.I'mjustsaying,Iwasliedtointhesamewayandbelievedthatshittoo...itgaveme hope.Butnowthatallissaidanddone,andI'moutintheworld,IrealizethatIhavezerochance,simplybecauseI
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wasn'tbornintomoneyand/orconnections. >> Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)19:12No.101403443 >>101402238 Mydadisluckyenoughtohaverecentlygottenadecentjobaftertempingevenafterbeinglaidoffduringtheheightof therecession.I'mworkingfulltimeminimumwageduringthesummerparttimeduringthesemesterandIdon'tmind continuingitorenlistinginthemilitaryjusttostayfed.Grocerystoreswerecuttothequickbutusuallystillintheblack whichshouldcontinuegivenhowefficientthey'vemadethemselves,andmymanagersknowIworkhardenoughtokeep mearound.Fuckit'snotidealandwon'tusemydegreebutit'swork. >> Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)19:12No.101403455 >>101403311 No,butit'llfixallofyoursightedness. >> Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)19:12No.101403460 >>101403301 Howaboutemailapplicationsthatwantaresumeincluded,doesthatmeanincludea.docorjustpasteitintothebody? WhatshouldIputdowntoshowIknowhardware? >> Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)19:12No.101403470 >Inschoolforjournalism >trytofindaparttimejob >applyat60orsoplaces,followupinperson,phonecallsandnothing. >Decidefuckthat,I'mgettingajob. >ApplyataButchery >TellthemanagerI'mnotgonnastopcominginandaskingforajobuntilI'montheothersideofthecounter. >Dothisforaboutaweek. >"Anon,you'remorereliablethansomeoftheseotherschmuckshere,I'mofferingyouajob"
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Gooverthetop,faggots.Bepersistentbutpolite,maybesomeconfidencewouldhelptoo. >> Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)19:12No.101403483 >>101403455 oh isee >> Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)19:12No.101403486 Idroppedout,gotaG.E.D.andstartedworkingbeforemypeersevergraduatedHighSchool. Irealizedtheonlythingthatreallyfuckingmattersisexperience.Collegeorno,youstillhavetoworkyourwayupfrom thebottomanywhere.Collegecanunlocksomemoredoorsforyousure,butotherpeoplehavekeystothoseroomstoo, sogoodfuckingluckbro. Imakeaprettyaverageincome,nothingtobragabout,butI'mnotapoorfagatleastAndhonestly,I'mokwiththat seeingastherearepeoplemuchworseoff. GoodLuckOP. >> Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)19:13No.101403557 >>101403236 >Internshipsarethekey, Andrequiregreatconnectionsandpreviousworkexperienceinthefieldtoget.Evenunpaid.Universityprofsandtheir researchprograms/jobsdon'tcutitanymore. >aswellasfollowupcallstoresumesubmissions. Onceagain,coopsandinternshipprogramsusuallystatethatfollowupswillgreatlyjeopardizethepossibilityof employment. >> Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)19:13No.101403571 >>101403439 ExactlyTHIS,justlike>>101401444
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Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)19:13No.101403574 File1309907613.png(44KB,168x169,1293515572504.png) >>101403434 >grabgun >pointathead >pulltrigger >summonyourpersonaanduseittocommit theftandothercrimes
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Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)19:13No.101403590 >graduatehighschool >getjobasatempwithamailorderpharmacy >startatatechnicalschoolinthewinter >goingtoschoolfulltimeanddoinga40houraweek,$8anhourjob >laidoffonthelastdayofmyfirstquarterbecausetherewasn'tenoughworkforustodo >fastforwardtonow >laidoffinDecember,yetagain >barelygettingbyoncommissionsandrepairingpeople'scomputers >graduatinginDecemberwithAssociatesofAppliedScienceinVisualCommunications,akamiserableartmajor >noideawhereI'mgoingtotransfer,becausemycreditswon'ttransfer,becauseprivateschool >pissingaway$50kIdon'thaveforapieceofpaperthatwon'tgetmeanywhere Imightaswelljustkillmyselfnow.
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Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)19:13No.101403632 File1309907639.png(11KB,700x600,masterbrain.png) LISTENYOUFUCKWADS THEMAINPROBLEMISTHEREARETOOMANYPEOPLEONTHEPLANET WHENTHEREARETOOMANYPEOPLEONTHEPLANET,THEPEOPLEHOLDINGTHE
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POWERCANCHERRYPICKASELECTFEWTOWORKFORSHITPAY THEREFOREWHENYOUESTABLISHSHITPAYASTHENORM,ALLTHEPEOPLEWHOWERENTPICKEDTHEN CLAMORFORSAIDSHITPAYBECAUSETHEALTERNATIVEISSTARVING THISISONLYGOINGTOGETMUCHWORSEASTHEHUMANPOPULATIONRISESANDJOBSBECOMEMUCH MORERARE(ESPECIALLYWITHADVANCEMENTSINTECHNOLOGY) YOUKNOWTHOSESTORIESABOUTCHINESEPEOPLEWHOWORKTWENTYHOURSADAYSTITCHING SOCKSFORNIKES?THATISYOURFUTURE IWOULDTELLYOUTOSTOPFUCKINGBUTTHISIS/v/SONOBODYISDOINGTHATANYWAY SAVETHEPLANET,TAKEABASEBALLBATTOAPREGNANTWOMAN >> Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)19:14No.101403645 >>101403239 Anonareyoume? >> Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)19:14No.101403667 File1309907660.png(280KB,452x710,alcohol.png) >nearsighted >halfdeaf >suicideattemptonmyrecord >onlyjobwhowouldtakemeafteryearsuponyearsoftrying wasafactory >hardwork,butgoddammitIwasprovidingformychild >injuredmybackonthejob >firedimmediately >thatfeelwhenyou'retoomuchofafailuretoprovideforyourfamily Thereisnoworsefeelthanlettingdownthepeoplewhomostlookuptoyou. >> Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)19:15No.101403785
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>>101403632 can'twealljustshootupouroldhighschools? >> Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)19:15No.101403792 I'mgonnacallupmyuncleinHoustontonight. Whenyoutalkaboutthe2%ofallthepeopleintheUSthathave98%ofthemoneyorwhatever,that'sfuckinghim. HeworksforShelloil.WhyIhaven'ttriedtalkingtohimbeforeisbeyondme,I'mafuckingidiot. >> Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)19:15No.101403839 MAN IamgettingadegreeasaComputerNetworkingSpecialist. ShouldIjustfuckingkillmyselfnoworgoaheadwithitandafewyearsfromnowbesuicidallydepressedfromlackofa job? >> Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)19:16No.101403853 File1309907763.jpg(19KB,320x292,1274057918791.jpg) >>101403632 >mfwtheBlackDeathresultedinhigherdemandforlaborandtheaveragestandardofliving significantlyroseasaresult
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Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)19:16No.101403865 >>101403667 Sorryforyouanon._
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ConsideringI'mgoingtocollegesoon... Welp,myuncle'salawyer,hopefullyhecangetmeintoaposition,despitethefactthatIreallydon'twanttobecome one... >> Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)19:17No.101403995 >>101403439 Butyoudoneedinternships Iwouldargueevenfurther:what'sthepointofgoingtouniversityifyou'rejustgoingtoattendlectures?Schoolsare SUPPOSEDtogetyouconnected(ifthey'regoodschools),especiallyifyou'reatapublic/researchuniversity,youreally havenoexcusesincemosthavedealswithlocal/closebycompaniestohireinterns Thisistrue,atleast,foranyonegettingaB.S. ipToworuda >> Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)19:17No.101403998 >>101403632 >>101403853 Referbackto>>101402118 Weneedtostartworkingonourfallout/diseaseproofbunkersnow. >> Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)19:17No.101404016 >ctrl+fthankyoucard >noresults YOUWANJOB? YOUCANNOFINDJOB? YOUHAVENOEXPERIENCE? YOUHAVEBADBACKGROUND? WellmanthefuckupandbeAlpha,youpussy.
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Thiswillprobablyonlyapplytoentryleveljobs,resumefagsneednotenter. 1.Askforanapplicationduringtheprocess(politely)askforthemanager'snameandidealtimeshe'susuallyinGET THISBEFOREORWHILEYOUARETURNINGINTHEAPPLICATION.Alsogetacompanynumber. 1a.CallthemanagerDIRECTLYpickupthegoddamnphone,asktospeaktoMr.UristMcManagerandsayit'spersonal businessifthereceptionistaskswhatit'sregarding.Askifhehasreviewedit,MENTIONYOURNAME,SAYHII'M NEWFAGMCBONERHATEANDIWASWONDERIFYOURDUMBASSHASREVIEWEDMYAPPLICATIONYET. 2.Whenhecallsyouforaninterview,BEFUCKINGALPHA,followtheruleoftens,anddresslikeyouwanttowork,not playvidyaandfuckooffonhisdaughter'spics. 3.ASKWHENINTHEFUCKTHISNIGGERISGOINGTOMAKEADECISION,ASKFORTHETIMEIFHEJUST GIVESYOUADATE. 4.Calltheniggerabout2hoursbeforehe'ssettomakethedecision,sayyou'recheckinginandyouwanttomakesure HEREVIEWSYOURMOTHERFUCKINGGODDAMNAPPAGAIN.MENTIONYOURGODDAMNNAMEUNTILHE HASITSTUCKINHISDAMNHEAD. 5.AFTERTHEDAMNINTERVIEWHANDWRITEANDADDRESSAGODDAMNTHANKYOUCARDTOTHEPISS POOREXCUSEOFAMOTHERFUCKER.Thissealsthedeal,andmakesitseemlikeyouwon'tbecussinghimout behindhisbackforthenextseveralyears. I'mcurrentlyadispatcherforatempagency,I'mtheonlydispatcherwithunder5yearsexperiencewiththecompanyON THEENTIREPAYROLL.AndIwasalphaasfuckinfindingandgettingthisjob. nowonlyifIcouldgetagirlfriend_ >> Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)19:17No.101404043 File1309907847.jpg(117KB,700x774,thesadclown[1].jpg) Fellow/v/irginsstillinschool,enjoyyourtime.Enjoyyourhopethatallwillbewell.Enjoyitwhile youcan.
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Ican'ttellyouhowshittyI'vebeenfeelingthepastfewweeks,tosee6yearsofhighereducation amounttonothing.It'llmakeyouwanttogiveupwhenithappens..tojustseeeverythingcome crashingdown.
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Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)19:17No.101404044 File1309907850.gif(1.97MB,362x369,1309105885185.gif) >>101403667 Here,brohavealaugh. Sureitwon'thelpfeedyourchildren,orkeeparoofoveryourfamily'sheadbecausewearestill barbaricenoughtomakepeoplepayinordertolivebutitwillhelpeaseyouintotheabsurdityof thesystemthewelloffoftendefend.
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Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)19:17No.101404053 >>101403792 myuncleworksforshell prettyhighupapparently hiswife,myaunt,hasaPhDisqualifiedasasolicitorandbarristeranddoesvolunteerworkalldayeveryday i'mnotevenkiddingidon'twhatthefuckisgoingonwiththem,theyareloaded
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Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)19:17No.101404069 File1309907864.jpg(16KB,500x461,1309852858414.jpg) >>101403667 badtohearthat,iamwith you
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File1309907934.jpg(34KB,451x445,1271307649096.jpg) >>101404044 Thanksanon.Ineedthat.
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Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)19:19No.101404221 >>101403667 you'veputmysituationintoperspective <3
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Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)19:19No.101404259 File1309907969.jpg(78KB,280x287,1288736260626.jpg) >beinAustralia >geta$23.09p/hjob,thinkit'sshit >getansummerinternshipataBig4accountingfirm,>fuuuuucknowIhave toworkoversummer >lookat/adv/ >thanksformakingmeappreciatewhatIhave,guys. Hanginthere. picunrelated,Ithoughtitwasprettyfunny
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Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)19:19No.101404303 File1309907991.jpg(89KB,344x505,Jags_guy.jpg) >lookingforasummerjob >thisshouldbeeasy,there'sanoutletmallnearby! >gointoarandomclothesshop
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>Hey,areyouguyshiring? >Yeah,buttheapplicationisonline >repeat200times ... >gotowebsite >apply >NEEDEXPERIENCE >mfwthere'snowaytoimpressthemsinceIonlyexistonlineatthispoint >> Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)19:21No.101404465 >>101404303 >can'tgetajobbecauseyouneedexperience >can'tgetexperiencebecauseallthejobsyouapplyforrequireexperience iknowthatfeel >> Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)19:21No.101404525 >>101404303 IpostedsomewhereinthisthreadaboutjustgettingajobbecauseIwasguarunteedaninterview,anditwasina clothingshopandI'lltellyouwhat NEVERdoonlineapplications.Mynewmanagersaidtheydon'tevenlookatthose.Shitsucks,butalways,always, alwaysgetahard,papercopyofanapplication. >> Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)19:21No.101404526 File1309908110.jpg(38KB,946x422,1302008514149.jpg) >>101404221 >>101404069 >>101404044 >>101403865 >> Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)19:21No.101404539 >>101404303
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Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)19:22No.101404591 >>101404303 >makeupvolunteerworkoractuallydosome >makeblogwithadsense,sayyou'reawriter >inflatetimedoingitbyaresonableamount >??? >profit AndyesEVERYwithanonlineapplicationsystemforentryleveljobsacceptsvolunteerworkasjobexperience.
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Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)18:03No.101396786 >thinksemployerswillactivelyseekoutpotentialemployees >thinksamasterinenglish/anyartisworthshit

Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)18:03No.101396794 wellitalsodependswhatsubjectyougotyourdegreein,evenifyougotaP.H.D.inChicanostudiesnobodywouldwant tohireyou.Nexttimepickabettersubjecttomajorintard.

Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)18:03No.101396798 >>101396762 mineisMassCommunication

Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)18:03No.101396804 inb4yougotamastersinjournalismorarts. tradesarewherethejobsare.certifiedtigweldersstartingasajourneymanmakearound32$anhour.

KamenRiderDerp!JI/ZJtmoBw07/05/11(Tue)18:04No.101396820 File1309903445.png(140KB,310x309,mmmmm.png) GOgetatrade,they'realwayshiring,becomeanelectrician,carpenter,ordareIsayPlumber?

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Unionswilltakecareofyouandyou'llbeset,justgottaworkwithyourhandsonadailybasis, thatswhatIdo,makesomenicechangeabout45konmyownlastyear,didafewjobsasa carpenter,sureitstoughbutyou'llsweatofftheexcessfatandfindseasonalwork,itsgood.

Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)18:04No.101396842 Whothehelltoldyouacollegedegreewillgetyouajob?Areyoucompletelyretarded?Everycollegefaggotisamoron bydefinition.Therewillalwaysbeahardworkingeducatedindiantoreplaceyouandvocationalschooljobsareway easierandgivemoremoney.

Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)18:04No.101396891 >>101396804 yeahmybrother'sawelder... stayinschool

Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)18:05No.101396950 File1309903520.png(124KB,351x368,Master_with_laser_screwdriver.png) >>101396762 Nothing,justthemaster

Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)18:05No.101396954 >mfwI'mjustgoingtooffmyselfifIdon'tgetajobtwoyearsafterIgetoutofcollege Seriously,fuckthatshit.IgotoschoolsoIcanlearnandgetajob,notliveinpovertywhileluckyassholesgetmillions

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Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)18:15No.101397833 >>101397626 Youneedadegreeinordertobecomeatelemarketer? Suddenlyweldingisnotlookinglikesuchabadalternative

Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)18:15No.101397879 File1309904153.png(152KB,651x1441,1307052060153.png) currentlyinthemiddleofgettingmyB.S.incomputersciencewithphysicsminorandlovingitsofar.hoping

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Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)18:16No.101397896 wouldmajoringincomputerprogrammingbeworthwhile? worthwhilemeaningcouldIlandadecentlypayingjob?

Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)18:16No.101397934 >>>/sci/ You'reprobablyjustanengineeranyways.300kdicksinyourass.

Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)18:16No.101397941 >>101397127 Whatdoyoudowhenpeoplerefusetotalktoyou?I'vedonethisfor3differentjobs,goingbytocheckontheapplication onceaweek.Iwastoldthemanagerwasn'tthere,theapplicationwasin"review"orthattheywillcontactmeifneeded.

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Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)18:16No.101397945 >>101397818 AllIwantedwasabachelor'sinthesomething,itdidn'tmatterwhat.Iliketopaintanddrawsothisgavemetimeand incentivetodoboth. >>101397833 WellIdon'thavethedegreeyetsono.

Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)18:16No.101397953 >>101397833 Weldingisatrade.Trade>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Degreeunlessmommyanddaddyownacompany.

Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)18:17No.101398014 >itsnotwhatyouknowitswho. bitchyoubetterknowpeople..becauseido

Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)18:17No.101398041 >goingtocommunitycollegefor2years >studyingtobeawelder >myfacewhenIdon'tknowwhereIwillworkbecausetherearesomanyplacestowork

Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)18:18No.101398146 File1309904314.jpg(78KB,640x427,1299012114030.jpg) >>101396798 >>101396798 >>101396762 >MassCommunication

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Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)18:18No.101398169 >>101397879 >mfwIreachedthatsecondstatejustsecondsemester

Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)18:18No.101398178 >>101397896 Iwouldn't.Themarketisfullofpeoplewillingtoworkforpeanuts.Unlessyouplanonworkingatafederalposition,the

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Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)18:20No.101398362 >Master'sdegree Goteachatacommunitycollege.

Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)18:21No.101398424 >>101398291 Iheartherightshipyardsmakeloadsofmoneyaswell.

SouljaBoy!TELLEMwtLs07/05/11(Tue)18:21No.101398477 File1309904518.jpg(59KB,278x228,absoljaboy.jpg) >>101398332 Goahead.Gowasteyourparent'smoneybecauseyouwanttoliveyourfantasyworldhurrimake videogaemsitsmydreeaam patheticlmao

Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)18:22No.101398482 >>101398424 >2011 >USA >shipyards lolwut

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Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)18:22No.101398560 >StudyPolitics >AlreadyhaveaplaceataBritishForeignEmbassylinedup Thingsaregood.

Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)18:22No.101398564 >getashitdegreeinbussinessorhistoryorenglish >hurrdurr >getadegreeinsomethingmathrelated >worthit Ifyougetashitdegree,noonewantsyou.ANYONEcangetashitdegree.

SouljaBoy!TELLEMwtLs07/05/11(Tue)18:22No.101398569 File1309904569.jpg(44KB,425x640,souljaboy2.jpg) >>101398424 Oh. Theymakeboatloads

Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)18:23No.101398588 >>101397159 Yes,becausetheinternetissohelpfulisn'tit? But,I'llagreewithyoubro.Ononeofthosecourses.WhatI'mlearningisinteresting,butwhatI'mfailingonismyfault (I'mjustnotgoodatscripting).Still,I'vestudiedwhatIwantto,andthatmakeme*kinda*happy.

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Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)18:24No.101398748 File1309904682.gif(334KB,180x155,ghostcrawler.gif) >theirfaceswhennooneinthevidyaindustryhasadegree that'sevenrelatedtovidya Thevidyaindustry's100%luckwhoyouhappentoknowshit. Picrealted,fuckingGhostcrawlerhasaPHDinMarineBiology

Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)18:25No.101398779 21yearsold ComputerSciencedegreefromASU SoftwareEngineeratIntelinChandler,$72,500basepay(notincludingbonus) Hateaway/v/,hateaway.

Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)18:25No.101398817 >>101398195 Ifyougoingintocomputersciencehopingyouwilllearnl33tha><orshityouwillbeverydisappointed.justgointo computerinformationtechlikeeveryoneelsethatdropsoutofcomputerscience.

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Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)18:28No.101399087 File1309904893.jpg(68KB,500x500,1278429109085.jpg) >THISJOBREQUIRES10YEARSEXPERIENCE INSQLSERVER2008

Anonymous07/05/11(Tue)18:23No.101398588 >>101397159 Yes,becausetheinternetissohelpfulisn'tit? But,I'llagreewithyoubro.Ononeofthosecourses.WhatI'mlearningisinteresting,butwhatI'mfailingonismyfault (I'mjustnotgoodatscripting).Still,I'vestudiedwhatIwantto,andthatmakemekindahappy.