7/29/2011 8:38:00 AM Author: rocker44 I really cant believe Im posting this I put this list together back in March

when I was first starting out and had it in my head I needed a shit load of PUA openers. I found myself going back to this list in the last few weeks since my wings keep stealing my openers (they dont get it yet that its not the opener itself but the way I deliver it) and I wanted mix things up with something new (or old). Basically theres like well over fifty openers here. If you like took the time to open the 30-50 sets it takes to get really good with an opener with each one youd be busy for well over a year. Alright a couple things, Ive tried to give credit to the original authors of the opener wherever possible. If you know the source of any (unknown) openers just post to the thread and Ill update the post. If Ive credited the wrong person also let me know and Ill fix that too. Also some of these are just the basic skeleton of the opener and theres probably better versions out there. If you know a fuller version of the opener post it in the thread and Ill update it. I really tried my best to quickly clean these up and make them the best versions I possibly could though. -rocker44 enjoy ARE YOU SHY? (unknown) Are you guys shy? Ive been standing here talking to my friend for like 5 minutes now and you still havent said hi. BLIND DATE (unknown) Walk up to a girl or a group of girls. (no guys in the group preferred you will know what I mean) Say loud and clear, hey, I need your opinion on something. I am going on a blind date with some girl and I am very nervous about it. Is there any tips you can give me so I dont look like an idiot. I dont really know how to dress to impress or act the right way (Act as AFC as you can to disarm the bitch shield) NOW some girl would just tell you be yourself you should reply with C&F line or expression. What I did was I made a very serious face and said like this? which cracked them up. I then put up the serious face again and said, I need to know, and then change to a happy face and said come on, tell me the secret to girls hearts, and how do I dress to impress. If you were going on a blind date, what would you like the guy to look like. At this point at least one girl would volunteer to give you a few tips, and then more will follow. You can then ask all the questions you want to

those girls until they go dry (EV). Or you can run some patterns and move in to your routines. Depends on how well you spin it, you might be able to get one of the girls out shopping with you or more. The danger of this opener is, they might give you advices to be AFC, i.e. buy her flowersblah blah blah. It is your natural ability as an ASFer to filter out the useful info from the AFC ones. ***I have found a better way to use this opener. When I go out with totally NEWBIE guys I meet off PAIR or from my Lair, Ill use this opener but make it about the newbie and put him on the spot and into the interaction this way you dont have to come off AFC*** COLOGNE OPENER (MM) In a mall put on a different cologne on each wrist and ask girls which one smells better on you. Go back and forth several times between arms and make cute faces when you do. Have something queued up and ready to go immediately afterwards. COMPLIMENT OPENER Compliment her on something shes wearing or her hair or just style in general. The trick is compliment openers are to never compliment her on her physical beauty. You have an incredibly energy about you You have an artless grace Thats an incredible whatever-x accessory/garment DATING FOR DUMMIES (Herbal) Go find the Dating for Dummies book. Its bright yellow and black. I forget the exact page (78 maybe?), but find the page that has NEVER USE THESE LINES on it, and keep the book open to that page. Walk up to a girl BLATANTLY and hold the book up in front of your face so she can easily read the title. She might start laughing, depending on how you do it. Then slowly lower the book and read the lines. So come here often in a super player voice. She will crack up and answer you. Break your smooth look on your face and quickly bring the book back up and read the next line Whats your sign?. She will laugh again and probably answer. Then I usually say Wow this works great. Your turn. It puts her on the spot. You can flip to random pages and do tons of role -play the breaking up stuff is great. Eventually just stack with a relationship related opener, and youre in. Ive done this a ton of times and it never fails to open. DIRECT OPENERS Hi, I like you. And Id like to get to know you. Hey, Whats up? Where are you going? Youre cute, are you

friendly/interesting? You guys are so adorable. You have such a cute group dynamic going on. I want to meet you guys. My name is x -name How are you? You look like someone Id like to meet. etc (I have a lot of successes with these on girls that are HB7 and lower or older women) DENTAL FLOSS (Style and Mystery) Hey guys, I need to get your opinion on something. Its very important, and we need a womans perspective. Its a matter of life and death.. My friend and I were having a debate and your answer could completely change my entire life. Do you brush before floss or floss before brush? No one knows DONT TOUCH ME (David D.) When a girl bumps into you in a crowded club tap her on the shoulder and say dont touch me have s omething to immediately follow up with. DRUG DEALER OPENER (unknown) Used with a wing at night, with funny, just-got-done-laughing tonality. Hey, I need your opinion on somethingdoes my friend here look like a drug dealer? (chicks usually either laugh or look quizzically) Because we were outside and some dude came up to him and touched him on the shoulder like this (cheap kino on girl) and asked, Hey man, you got some E? Ideally you will use this with a wing who doesnt look too straight-laced. Ive done this where my wing will open with this and Ill pipe in with Since Ive changed my look I get asked, do I party like all the time. I think theyre looking for cocaine. Another thing Ive noticed is about 10 times a night Ill get someone coming up to me and asking can I bum a cigarette I dont smoke but Im seriously considering carrying around a pack but not like regular cigarettes like Virginia Slims 120s then Ill just pull one out and hand it to the guy and hell be all like WTF? etc EIGHTIES MUSIC (Twentysix) Hey guys, help me out, I have this song stuck in my head ALL day and I cant remember who sings it. it goes you spin me right round baby right round like a record player right round, round round, etc. who sings that??? (blah, blah, blah) I was talking to my mom earlier today and she said its Lionel Richie but I KNOW that isnt right! Then later in the night you can like reopen with Dead or Alive This works with any one hit wonder 80s music. ELVIS OPENER (Mystery) Did you know that Elvis dyed his hair black? What was his natural hair color? Dirty Blond. Did you know that Priscilla Presley also dyed her hair?

I dont know what her natural hair color was, Im not Cliff Claven, but can you picture that these two every couple of weeks would dye their hair black together around a dirty sink in some sick mass -appealing ceremonial ritual? I bet people never considered that before did you? Alternative: Did you know that all Elvis had to do to get a shag was look directly into the girls eyes and smile? Then look into the chicks eyes and smile. EXPENSIVE CLOTHES (unknown) Hey guys, I need a female opinion we were just Saks today, and there were all these 600$ collared tee-shirts when chicks see guys wearing 6bill shirts like that, do they think its classy or try-hard? (Thats the skeleton obviously use your own speaking mannerisms) Then you can use what info and opinions they give you to bust on them, using all the usual stuff. FAT ELVIS (Wilder) Hey guys, if you were going to hire an Elvis impersonator for your friends birthday party, would you hire a young Elvis or a Fat Elvis? blah, blah, blah. (if she says young Elvis bust on her for being shallow) Get this, my roommate lived in Graceland for a year and he said the craziest thing. He told me that the fat Elvis impersonators always got the hottest chicks, and the young Elviss were always alone. I couldnt believe it at first, but I thought about it, and it kinda makes sense. I guess women just lose all control when the see a fat Elvis impersonator doing hunka hunka burnin love. KHAKI OPENER (superfly) Hey, guys, my friends and I were making fun of some frat boys, and got into an argumentis khaki a color or a fabric? The correct answer is that khaki is a color, and most girls know this. You can go into, See, I was thinking it was a color, but the thing is that you never see a khaki car or wallpaper color or anything like that! then fire into your next routine KINO OPENERS (TylerDurden) Pushing girls, grabbing drinks out of their hands, lightly hip checking them, snapping bra straps, grabbing hats off heads, poke her, tap the opposite shoulder, etc(these require no memorization are easy for newbies) MYSTERYS ESP (Mystery) Walk up to a girl and say, Do you believe in ESP? Remember to SMILE or you may startle her. Just think of the first # that pops into your head from one to four. Dont say it. Just think it

now take that # and imagine that it is drawn on a blackboard in your head. Have you done that? She says OK Whats so neat about imagination is we both have it On the blackboard, I see the number three. Whether you get it right or not reply. Alright, lets try this one more time. This time think of a different # from one to 10. Got it? Picture it in white chalk on the blackboard you are thinking of the number 7. If you got the first wrong and the second right, you look like you finally got it a 1 in 10 chance. If you get BOTH right (a 90% chance seeing as it is a psychological trick where most north Americans naturally choose 3 and 7 as their first picks) thats a 1 in 40 chance and of course I dont stake my reputation on mere chance. If you get the first right but the second wrong or both wrong, say PROOF! ESP does NOT exist! Then start to laugh like this Mooa ha ha ha ha ha ha! And you believe in ESP! a good neg hit to start. If she mentions that most people pick 3 and 7 (most girls wont know this though) just say, really? Hmm didnt know that thank you Cliff Claven. (From Cheers) If you take the wording I have and do this EXACTLY as stated, you will be surprised HOW well you will do. When they ask HOW, tell them I DONT KNOW. Tell her you can SEE the #s on your imaginary blackboard. This is NOT a trick. You hate magicians. If she wants you to do this again, tell her dont be greedy now. Speaking of greedy if a girl kisses you on the cheek and goes to kiss your other cheek, tell her, Only one dont be greedy. This is a good NEG HIT. Mild but a neg hit nonetheless. If she says, Yes, but Im French, you reply, Are all French girls as greedy as you? FEMALE ROOMMATES (Tenmagnet and TylerDurden) Ive been offered this *SWEET* place in (x place).. I want to live there, *BUT*.. I have to live with FOUR girls. Like *FOUR*. Im going to get 4 times the boyfriend complaints; Ill never get in the fucking bathroom Im gonna have to start showering at the truck stop, and you KNOW theyre gonna synchronize. (Smile knowingly) Heck, Ill probably start *MY* period. Im going to have to leave the house for 5 days a month!

Did you know thats why primitive civilizations developed camping? All the women in the tribe would synchronize and the guys would look up at the moon and be like The antelope are moving now, we must HUNT. Also living with all those girls, I could get RAPED. Did you know that 95% of guys that get date raped commit suicide in 6 months? Girls are such sexual predators (sexual predator routine stuff below). GLASSES ON OR OFF (Twentysix) Approach Girls 26 Glasses off (take glasses off) 26 Glasses on (put glasses on) 26 What do you guys think looks better? *HBs (Responses: On!/Off!/What?/Laughing) 26 Glasses off (take off glasses) 26 Glasses on (put on glasses) (I did the sequence any where from 2 to 4 times) HB1 I like them on! HB2 I like them off! (If HBs disagree then they usually started laughingI guess they think its funny that they have different opinions). 26 My friends tell me I look like Clark Kent when I have the glasses o n! HBs (Responses: Yeah you do! / No). 26 Why do you like it when my glasses are on/off? HB1 (When likes glasses on) I think it makes you look sexy/it makes you look clever. HB2 (When likes glasses off) I think you look better with them off, but I like them on too! You get the ideait opens the group. Heres another way I introduced the opener: Approach Girls 26 I need your opinion. Do I look better with my glasses off (take glasses off) or with my glasses on (put glasses on). (I put like a fun/playful face on). *Run with the rest of the opener above. Trouble Shooting If a girl asks you to put them on and off too many times I would do one of the following: Id put them on and off again, but act goofy (make faceswhatever) Oh my god. Again? (Playful). Then Id do it again (dont know if this is a good idea, what do you guys think?) Say to the girl who didnt ask: Wow. Is she always like this? Takes a long time to make decisions? IM LOST (TylerDurden) Im lost I cant find my friends and Im scared Remember when we were kids and you could just make new friends whenever you wanted and you said want to be my friend? Do you guys want to by my NEW friend? INTRODUCTION OPENER (ijjjji) PUA: (grab unsuspecting SHB by the arm and point at a random dude) OMG, that guy is PERFECT for you let me introduce you!! (start moving towards the guy) SHB: What?! No.. NONONO..haha.. Help!

PUA: (to guy) This girl is so shy, but she really wanted to meet you! SHB: (Giggeling hysterically) Nonono its not true!(Fleeing) PUA: Awww come on..dont be shy.. Both girls were very hot and totally stuck up before I did this. Both of them came back and talked to me several times during the evening, to tell me how crazy I was MR. BIG (Dr. Paul) Hey guys, do you watch the show Sex and the City?? I was just talking to those girls over there and they told me I remind them of Mr. Big is that good or bad? (ooooohhh we LOVE Mr Big!!) NEVER BE COUPLE (ijjjji, TD) Aww you are soo cute..but you make me SO SAD! (HB:WHY?) (pause with puppy dog face) Cos we could NEVER EVER be a couple! (HB:WHYYY???) Nooo..we are too similar.. IMAGINE, we would be SO IN LOVE..and the next moment, we would be fighting and screaming and throwing things.. and then we would have HOT MAKE UP SEX all over the place.. and then fight, makeup sex, fight, make up sex.. after a week we would both be in psychiatric care due to emotional drainage! PICKING UP CHICKS (unknown) Just open with Hi, were picking up chicks its C&F PIMP NAMES (jlaix) guys guys Im coming up with a pimp name for myself, which is better: d-licious dogg? or deacon dr. rockafella? oh cool shit, you need one too Ill call you devious honey g sweetness PRIMP OPENER (Harmless) First, here is the frame youre using for this opener: Youre CUTE but Im going to make you a ROCKSTAR! This is, in fact, the exact wording I used to open Schematics HB9 on Saturday night. I opened her and I let him take over and #close her. (He should have gotten more. Bad schematic. Oh well, Ill call her later. Maybe) You dont even need to say anything to open, so this works in the loudest clubs. You walk up, of course making sure to keep your BL under control. (Shoulders away, etc.) You check her out then make a face like you arent happy with what you see. Then you hold your hands out like youre judging her style. You move in SLOWLY, pick some article of clothing (hat, shirt, etc. Best if its upper body or head) and PRIMP it. Take her hat

and TWIST it ever so slightly. Now, back away, lean back, look her over, and give her a thumbs up. NOW youre a SUPERSTAR! Continue with push/pull if you wish But wait and twist the hat back the other way. If she touches her hat, bust her for messing it up. Tell her shes allowed to be seen with you now, and promenade her around the club. RICH OPENER (Herbal, TD) Came up with this one the other night at a club. When opening a set, walk up and ask, Which one of you is the richest?. Then go into the whole Ok, you get to be my sugar ma ma, then. But hmm. we need someone to cook for us, who is the best cook? routine. Pretty fun and opens easily. To give credit where credit is due, its just a variation on Are you rich?, which I think TD came up with. RICKI LAKE (Mystery Method) This one is used to wing your buddy, especially if hes in a two -set and the obstacle needs to be kept occupied. Hey, my friend here just got invited to be on the Ricki Lake show. But the theme of the show is Secret Admirers. They told him hes got an admirer, but he wont find out whom until hes live on the set. So maybe itll be someone cute, but maybe not; it might even be a guy. What would you do if you were him? SEATTLE GF (TylerDurden) Hey guys, I need an opinion. My friend met this girl in Seattle, and they really hit it off. They wound up hooking up on the first night, and he even hung out with her in L.A. over the next week. So hes up visiting her in Seattle last week, and theyre out on a walk. He takes a few pictures of them together. Like really cute ones with them together. Some of them theyre just hanging out, and a few of them theyre like kissing or whatever while theyre out walking. Anyway, the next morning he wakes up, and checks his camera. He looks at the pictures, and he sees that shes woken up before him and gone into it and deleted the pictures where theyre kissing, and left the ones where theyre just hanging out. He goes to her and says Are you psycho? Why are you going into my camera? She says its because she thought she looked bad in the pictures, and didnt want him to have them. But he cant figure out if shes psycho or if its legit that for girls they just hate having pictures out there where she doesnt look good. He just really liked them because he likes her and doesnt j udge the pics like that. The girls will either say:

Its totally natural. I hate it when pictures make me look bad, especially with a digital camera where you can just delete them and take more. (They also sometimes say But hes only known her a few months. I wouldnt do that on a guy I just met.) -orShe has a boyfriend! Your immediate reply would be He doesnt care about that. Hes busy. He just doesnt want her deleting his pics!

SEXY MONKEY (Tenmagnet) Do you think Curious George is a sexy monkey? Cuz my little cousin was watching Curious George on TV yesterday, hes two and a half and he pointed at the screen and said Sexy Monkey. Like WTF?!? I didnt teach him that NO REALLY I DIDNT Hes been hanging around with that Michael Jackson guy again. SIMPSONS OPENER (Gunwitch) Hey do you ever watch The Simpsons? Why has Marge never left Homer, I mean shes a sexy bitch and hes a deadbeat who fucks up all the time. At this point you can just go on and talk about The Simpsons for a while. SLEEP WITH JESUS (Pnutt) This may sound like a weird question, but would you sleep with Jesus? Like ok. Its the year of 25 and your sitting at a bar in Jerusalem and this dude Jesus walks over and he sits down next to you. He orders you a water and turns it into wine. Would you have sex with him? (blah, blah, blah) if theres one guy to have a one night stand with, its Jesus! if its a mixed set, you use it on the guy: if theres one guy to be gay with, its Jesus! SPELLS OPENER (Mystery Method) Do you think spells work? Sometimes this will send the woman off on a long blab, but if the conversation needs to be kept going, the follow -up routine is: The reason Im asking is because my friend ove r there met a girl in a club last week. He wasnt interested in her sexually, because she wasnt really his type. (Here the woman might say Sure, in which case you reply No, really! and touch her arm or waist.) Anyway, she hung out at his house and after she left, he found a metal ring wrapped around a scroll and some feathers under his couch. Well, he took it to a magick store and they said it was an attraction spell. And now, the strange thing

is, he cant stop thinking of her. Do you think its the spell or just psychological? TATOO OPENER (unknown) Hey guys, would you ever get a Tattoo? Heres the dealmy nineteen-year-old sister wants to get her boyfriends name tattooed on her shoulder. (no, no dont let her do it) See thats the problem shes really strong headed and when I tell her not to get the tattoo it just makes her want to get it even more. How do I deal with that and let her really know its mistake? TEXT MESSAGE BREAK-UP Is it OK to breakup with someone with a text message? (Then make up a good back-story for this) TWIN BROTHERS (Ross Jefferies) Youre at a party or a club and you meet twin brothers; they are absoutely identical, physically. ONE of them has the best hands of any guy youve ever met. The other is an incredible dancer. Which one do you pick? Same scenario. Again, the two guys are identical. One makes you laugh more than anyone youve ever met. The other is the most incredible kisser you could ever in a lifetime encounter. Which one do you pick? Same scenario: One guy has more money than Bill Gates. The other makes you feel like you are the most beautiful, desirable woman who ever walked the face of the planet. Which do you pick? (Itd probably be best to make up some sort of back-story for this) WEBBED FEET (Nilatak) Hey guys would you date a guy with webbed feet?? I had a summer job at Y Supermarket and there was this guy I used to work with that had webbed feet. He would always complain that he coulnt get a girlfriend. He needed to stuff his shoes with cotton so they would fill up and he would always walk on the tips of his feet. People used to call him Twinkle Toes! They usually ask if its me or my wing and I just bust out with NawwwwIm DINKY PENIS! WHO LIES MORE (Chris Rock version) Hey guys, I need a female opinion who lies more Guys or Girls??. The way I see it girls the tell the small lies like youre ass doesnt look fat in those pants but girls they tell the big ones like Its your baby!

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