Vagina Pad Holder Copywrite January 27, 2008 Cora Shaw

This was crocheted to fit, both a bottle of Pamprin (get killer cramps) and Stayfree Prima overnight pads. You may want to measure and adjust the chain accordingly. Materials:

Yarn o Sport weight yarn: skin color (I used Patons Astra-apricot) o Eyelash Yarn- hair color (I used Patons Cha-Cha-Chocolate appears to be discontinued.) Crochet hooks o US B/2.75 mm-to be used with the sport weight yarn o US C/3.00 mm to be used with the eyelash yarn

Gauge: 10 sc for 12 rows=2 inches/5 cm Finished Measurement: Bottom: 1 inches/4cm across the bottom Back: 4-inches/10 cm Front Bottom: from hair: 3 1/4 inches/8 cm Front Bottom: including hair: 3 inches/9 cm Front Top: from hair: 1 inches/4 cm Front Top: including hair: 2 inches/ 5 cm Chain 27 Foundation Round: Working through the bump of the chain, 2 sc in the second chain from hook, sc in the next 23 bumps, 2 sc in the next bump, 3 sc in the end chain, DO NOT TURN, continuing working in the chains of the row just made, 2 sc in the next chain, sc in the next 23 chains, 3 sc in the end chain, join to first sc, chain 1. Round 1: Sc in the next 25 sc, 2 sc in the next sc, 3 sc in the end sc, 2 sc in the next chain, sc in the next 25 sc, 3 sc in the end sc, join to first sc, chain 1 Round 2: Sc in the next 27 sc, 2 sc in the next sc, 3 sc in the end sc, 2 sc in the next sc, sc in the next 27 sc, 3 sc in the end sc, join to first sc, chain 1 Round 3: sc in the back loops around, join, chain 1. Rounds 4- 13: sc around, join, chain 1. Round 14: sc in the next 34 sc, sc in the back loops of the next 36 sc, sc in the next 8 sc, join, chain 1 Round 15: sc in the next 34 sc, chain 36 and skip the next 36 sc, sc in the next 8 sc, join, chain 1 Round 16: sc in the next 34 sc, sc in the back bumps of the next 36 sc, sc in the next 8 sc, join, chain 1 Round 18: sc around, join, chain 1. Round 19: sc in the next 34 sc, sc in the back loops of the next 36 sc, sc in the next 8 sc, join, chain 1 Rounds 20-24: sc around, join, chain 1.

Round 25: Sc in the next 27 sc, sc dec over the next 2 sc, sc dec over the next 3sc, sc dec over the next 2 sc, sc in the next 27 sc, 3 sc in the end sc, join to first sc, chain 1 Round 26: Sc in the next 25 sc, sc dec over the next 2 sc, sc dec over the next 3sc, sc dec over the next 2 sc, sc in the next 25 sc, 3 sc in the end sc, join to first sc, chain 1 Round 27: Sc in the next 23 sc, sc dec over the next 2 sc, sc dec over the next 3sc, sc dec over the next 2 sc, sc in the next 23 sc, 3 sc in the end sc, join to first sc, chain 1 Turn the top inside out and slipstitch round 27 stitches together. The Vulva Opening Join sport weight yarn in one of the ends of the front loops on Round 16, chain 1, *sc in the next 5 front loops, hdc in the next 4 front loops, dc in the next 3 front loops, trc in the next 10 loops, dc in the next 3 front loops, hdc in the next 4 front loops, sc in the next 5 front loops, repeat from * once, join, fasten off. The Pubic Hair Join eyelash yarn and using the US C/3.00 mm hook in one of the ends of the front loops on Round 14, chain 1, *sc in the next 5 front loops, hdc in the next 4 front loops, dc in the next 3 front loops, trc in the next 10 loops, dc in the next 3 front loops, hdc in the next 4 front loops, sc in the next 5 front loops, repeat from * once, join, fasten off. Joining the Pubic Hair and the Vulva Opening Join sport weight yarn in one of the ends of the pubic hair, sc the hair and vulva together, when you get to the end you will form the clitoris and clitoral hood, the clitoral hood is formed doing sc, hdc, dc, trc, dc, hdc, sc in the back loop of the vulva lips, the clitoris is formed using a bobble stitch, yarn over hook, start the hdc, repeat 3 times until you have 5 loops on stitch, yarn over and complete the stitch, all in the front loop of the vulva stitch, continue with sc the hair and vulva together. Fasten off and weave in all ends.