EU The EU committee successfully simulated the actual EU on Tuesday managing to fill their committee hall with the usual

empty platitudes and vigorous self-congratulatory back-slapping the organization is famous for. Initially ignoring the fact that one of their member states had been directly attacked, the European busybodies attempted to criticize domestic Saudi Arabian policy as a result of said policy not being in line with Western ideals. This was followed by a discussion of the effects of the Arab Spring upon those This sorry state of affairs was finally rectified upon the reaction of the Italian media EU Italian sailors left to moulder while EU offers empty platitudes. When will action be taken for these brutal murders? The committee then spent a full half hour applying verbal balm to Italy's physical wounds; showing that EU policy can sometimes be as effective as a fish in the Tour de France. The committee then expressed their fear inaction, a hallmark of the committee, could lead to further attacks upon EU interests abroad and called for action. The session soon ended. NATO The first session of the NATO committee was intense. Delegates, enthusiastic even before the release of the crisis flood, applied themselves rather vigorously to the issues raised by the constant flow of information from the Secretariat. NATO also While nothing solid was achieved the first day, the immense interest that the committee has shown means that tomorrow should be.

SOCHUM SOCHUM, is an interesting committee. It is obvious that the delegates are really into topics and the chairs seem excited about the upcoming debates. The committee works toward the empowerment of human rights world-wide. Topics are; malnourishment, agriculture, poverty, and womens' rights. The first topic covered was the Declaration of Human Rights 25th Article. The committee discussed the topic extensively, showing intense entusiasm Arab League The opening speech of the Arab league focused on the most important issue facing the Arab world today; the uprising across the region the media has dubbed the Arab Spring. Arab countries expressed their concern that these riots and protests might result in the invasion of their sovereignty by outside parties. The Palestinian Authority, continuing upon their usual theme, complained about Israel.

Twitter updates CNN_UNSC: Germany said:" We will not hesitate to use power against the people who understands that language. Germany threatening war? Again? This is not going to end well. Jerusalem Post_EU: EU hides behind excuse of culture clash in their lax action towards the atrocity in SA. World does not hold breath. The EU will never win any form of political foot-race. Running a three-legged race on an F1 race track is not a good way to go at it. BBC_NATO there is a fully mobilized army in Syria and we have to think how could we respond that, said USA. War-mongering; the best way to make friends. Corriere della Sera_EU Italian sailors left to moulder while EU offers empty platitudes. When will action be taken for these brutal murders? Should the EU walk the walk rather than just talk the talk? Der Spiegel_NATO The Ambassador of Portugal has just underlined that NATO does not need the decisions taken by the UNSC. NATOs a big boy now; he can take care of himself. Jerusalem Post_UNSC: Germany states workload of SC is heavy enough. One death does not matter enough to be brought to the SC's attention. Where to draw the line. At ten, fifteen?

You like Romanian girls? Here you are. Youre welcome. A iesit soarele sau doar mi-ai zambit? Does the sun shine or is it you just smiling. Picioarele tale sunt obosite? Asta pentru ca ai umblat intreaga zi prin gandurile mele. Are your feet tired? Because youve been walking through my mind all day long. Ai o harta? M-am ratacit in ochii tai. Do you have a map? Im lost in your eyes. Crezi in dragoste la prima vedere sau mai e nevoie sa mai trec inca o data? Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to pass by another time? Chemati politia. Este ilegal sa arati asa de bine. Call the police its illegal to be so good looking.

O sa ma saruti sau trebuie sa imi mint prietenii? Will you kiss me or I have to lie to my friends about it?
Nicio floare nu se compara cu tine. No flower compares to you. Scuza-ma, mi-am pierdut ursuletul cu care dorm noaptea. Nu ai vrea sa ii iei locul? Sorry , I lost my teddybear to sleep with at night. Can you be my teddybear?. Imi imprumuti si mie telefonul? Vreau doar sa imi dau un bip. Can you lend me your phone? I just wanna call myself. In realitate nu sunt asa de inalt, dar acum stau pe portofelul meu. Im not really that tall, Im just up on my wallet. Pot sa fiu sclavul tau? Can I be your slave? Ma pierd in zambetul tau. Im lost in your smile. Daca te sarut, te deranjeaza? Are you bothered if I kiss you? Ajuta-i pe cei orfani! Ia-ma acasa cu tine. Help the orphans take me home with you.

MUNIST Adonis
Mihalis Tsertsidis. A man of mystery. A rough diamond glowing in the loam of MUNIST. Women want him. Men want to be him. Mihalis was born at one point in the future, naturally, and has aged over time. Like a fine wine or some good cheese. Mihalis, a professional basketball player back in his native Greece, has deigned to visit this conference. The international ladies man (Yes! He is single!) has been burning a swathe through the local ladies at the conference. Displaying a suaveness rarely seen in someone so young Mihalis has already broken many young ladies hearts. Talking to his sidekicks your correspondent learned more of this amazing man. Toughest man I know, said his friend Hector. He has a chin chiselled out of stone gushed admirer Sofia. I don't know how I'll live when he is gone, he is my light, my soul, my muse blurted fan Isil. If you wish to talk with this amazing fellow your correspondent recommends that you go to Istanbul 360, where this demi-god made flesh will be signing autographs. I'll be there!

He has a sister!

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Last night participants in the MUNIST conference were treated to a magical voyage on the Bosphorus. Cigars, scotch, and champagne flowed on the luxurious yacht while beautiful people danced the night away. The Straits lack of pirates and homicidal Selachimorpha (ask the press) meant that we lost no delegates this time. The legal team was estastic. Tonights social event will rock, we are going to Istanbul 360! 360 East is one of the newest elite residence of Istanbul. With its perfect view of The Bosphorus from Asian side, It offers diverse menus with different types of food and drinks. Dress code is elegant, which means you need to be dapper. Entrance and one drink is included to the fee. If you wont have enough with the first one, the prices are reasonable to booze on.. To the tower!

Food? Cookie?

Tell me about my eyes again

GO FOR THE ONE ON THE LEFT!

Sausage fest

Two, two buses. Ah. Ah. Ah.

Daaaaaaawmn yo fine shortie!

Thanks to Okyanus Akn for his help for the MUNISTFaces cover.