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exista si zane rele, dar nu in povestea noastra! FUNNY SAYINGS Collection: Top 9 Funny Sayings Jokes from Funny Sayings Cartoons
Funny Sayings Joke #1:
(Contributed by anonymous)
Why the third hand on the watch is called the second hand?
If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever know? If Webster wrote the first dictionary, where did he find the words? Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack? Why does "slow down" and "slow up" mean the same thing? Why does "fat chance" and "slim chance" mean the same thing? Why do "tug" boats push their barges? Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game" when we are already there? Why are they called "stands" when they are made for sitting? Why is it call "after dark" when it really is "after light"?
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? Why do we put suits in garment bags and garments in a suitcase? Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them? Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
It's hard to be nostalgic when you can't remember anything. I'm out of estrogen-and I have a gun. Guys have feelings too. But like...who cares? Next mood swing: 6 minutes. I hate everybody...and you're next. And your point is...?
Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies. Friendship is one soul in two bodies. Give me ambiguity or give me something else. Give your child mental blocks for Christmas. Gravity doesn't exist. The Earth sucks. Grow your own dope... plant a man. Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional!! Gun control is being able to hit your target! He who hesitates is probably right.
o What did the sign on the door of the whorehouse say? Beat it -- we're closed. o Why do walruses go to Tupperware parties? To find a tight seal. o What do you do with 365 used rubbers? Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear. o What's the difference between sin and shame? It is a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to pull it out. o What's the ultimate rejection? When you're masturbating and your hand falls asleep. o Why did Raggedy Ann get thrown out of the toy box? She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face, and moaning, "Lie to me!" o Why is air a lot like sex? Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any. o Why did Frosty the Snowman pull down his pants? He heard the snow blower coming.
After the college boy delivered the pizza to Amanpreet's trailer house, Amanpreet asked...
What is the usual tip?" "Well," replied the youth... "This is my first trip here, but the other guys say if I get a quarter out of you, I'll be doing great." "Is that so?" snorted Preet... "Well, just to show them how wrong they are, here's five dollars." "Thanks," replied the youth, "I'll put this in my school fund." "What are you studying?" asked Preet. The lad smiled and replied... "Applied psychology."
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