LUNA WEEKLY

Issue 3 Vol. 1 10/05/08

Page 1: Racial Bowl™ III

In this issue: Page 2: GFL™ Week 2 POTW

Page 2: Where is he?

New Week, Same Story in

Racial Bowl™ v 3.0
White folk fans are calling for the firing of head coach,
John Smith, following yet another defeat at the hands
of the Coach Rashad Juan Raj Chan and the minorities. Team Rosters
Some things in life are just almost guaranteed. For example, the University
of Oklahoma Sooners football team will contend for national championships, WHITE FOLK:
Javen Weston
the Duke Blue Devils will make the Sweet 16 of the NCAA basketball
Aaron Dillard
tournament, or Miley Cyrus will be the next
Mike Calhoun
Britney Spears. Well, we can almost add another
Shai Allen
event to that list: the Minorities beating the White Miche Molidor
Folk in the Racial Bowl™. The two juggernauts
have faced each other 3 times, and the Minorities MINORITIES:
have won 3 times. The latest was a 35-28 victory. Ankur Verma
Times are not good in Whiteville, USA. The long Windeon
time fans are tired of losing to the minorities and want change. They have Rohit Rai
been targeting head coach John Smith as the source of their problems. One Uvaldo Luna
said, who requested to remain anonymous, said, “We have just as much
talent as the minorities. We are just getting outcoached. There is no reason
we shouldn’t win every time”. The White Folk were missing some key childhood dream of
players (Meredith Oliveti, Simone Fraid, Anne Siska, Drew Harber, Michael being name MVP)
Sarchet, and James Foster), but so were the minorities (Valerie Truong, and for the White
Folk, Miche Molidor.
Helen Ajufo, and Cheng Yuet). Overall, it was a good game and can’t wait
for round IV. Game ball for the Minorities goes to Rohit Rai (who fulfills
 Meredith Oliveti and Drew
Harber Honored for On-Field Play
stated, “I swear Drew has teleporting skills.
This week’s rendition of GFL™ Players of the
Sometimes it seems like he is out of the play
Week brings us two fresh faces: Meredith
and he comes out of nowhere and swats the
Oliveti and Drew Harber. After weeks of
ball away.”
solid plays they are finally recognized for
their outstanding play. Tune in next week for the POTW.
Meredith Oliveti was named Offensive POTW.
During Friday’s matchup of powerhouses, she Players and Fans Worried
caught a total of 10 balls for 131 yards with
two touchdowns. Her coach, Javen Weston About Michael Sarchet
was pleased with her play, “Meredith played
a great game. She has really good hands and After coming off the bench and leading his
is tall for a receiver. Our quarterbacks did a team on a monstrous comeback victory last
really good job of getting the ball anywhere week, Michael Sarchet has not been heard
near her. That’s all he needs to do and Mere from. He has not been at practice and did
not play this week. Rumor has it that he has
Bear will take care of the rest.” Meredith
caught a stomach virus that has been going
made the other team look bad in front of around. His coach and organization has not
them selves. released any information regarding his
absence. The GFL™, its players, and its fans
Harber has been in consideration for POTW
are really worried and miss him dearly.
numerous times and this week he finally Hopefully he will be on the field next time
broke through. He was named Defensive his team takes the field.
POTW by the GFL™. Drew finished Friday’s
nightcap with 2 interceptions and returned
the last one for the game-winning
touchdown. On top of that, he did a great
job all night containing the other team’s
best receiver. His teammate Brian Jackson
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