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TOYOTA FJ40 LANDCRUISER, SHORTY RIDES AGAIN


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Place bid Place bid Item number: 320732442857 Item location: Brisbane, Queensland, Australia Posts to: Australia

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Condition: Used: An item that has been used previously. See the sellers listing for full details and description of ... R ea d m ore --Private Seller Ask seller a question -Clear (most titles) ---Manual Petrol --Manufacturer: Toyota

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Land Cruiser Four Wheel Drive 2 1966 1966 Green -Right-Hand Drive 1 39000 --

1966 FJ40 LANDCRUISER SHORTY RIDES AGAIN DUE TO A PREVIOUS BUYER (YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE JEFF058) ONLY COMPLETING THE FIRST 2 YEARS OF SCHOOLING AND HAVING TO RE-DO BOTH OF THOSE YEARS BECAUSE HE ONLY LEARNED TO LOOK AT THE PICTURES AND NOT READ THE DESCRIPTION, THIS WONDERFUL MACHINE IS ONCE AGAIN OFFERED TO THE UNSUSPECTING----AHHH BUYING PUBLIC, HOORAY !!!!! LET ME MAKE THIS CLEAR TO ALL, SHORTY IS LOCATED APPROX 20 MINUTES WEST OF GYMPIE, QUEENSLAND AND WILL NEED TO BE PICKED UP BY YOU THE BUYER, THERE, I CAN'T MAKE IT ANY CLEARER THAN THAT NOW CAN I ?, SHORTY'S EXACT LOCATION WILL ONLY BE DISCLOSED TO THE WINNER OF THIS AUCTION ONCE ALL SUITABLE CHECKS HAVE BEEN MADE THROUGH ALL RELEVANT AND IRRELEVANT AUTHORITIES AND GOVERNMENT BODIES, OH AND ONCE I GET THE LOOT IN MY HOT LITTLE HAND. WHAT COULD ONLY BE DESCRIBED AS THE ULTIMATE OFF ROAD MACHINE BE AMAZED THAT THIS AWESOME VEHICLE HAS ONLY HAD 2 METICULOUS OWNERS IN IT'S CHECKERED LIFETIME AND COMES WITH THE

BE AMAZED THAT THIS AWESOME VEHICLE HAS ONLY HAD 2 METICULOUS OWNERS IN ITS CHECKERED LIFETIME AND COMES WITH THE ORIGINAL OWNERS HANDBOOK AND GLOVEBOX TROUBLE LIGHT BE OVERWHELMED BY THE MASSIVE DONK UNDER THE BONNET, MISERLY SIPPING IT'S LIFEBLOOD PETROL, PURRING LIKE A FERREL CAT WITH MANGE AND A HAIRBALL AND PUTTING THE POWER TO THE MUD VIA IT'S ASTOUNDING 3 SPEED BOX, THIS MACHINE CAN STILL CLIMB WITH THE BEST OF THEM (IT'S JUST THE STOPPING THAT LEAVES A LITTLE TO BE DESIRED) AND DON'T FORGET FOR THOSE SUPER TRICKY HILLCLIMBS OR BOGHOLES, THERE'S THE 2 SPEED SUPER WINCH TO GET YOU OUT, (I CALL IT SUPER BECAUSE IF YOU HAVE TO WINCH YOURSELF OUT OF ANYWHERE WITH THIS, YOU'LL END UP WITH ARMS LIKE SUPERMAN ) ALSO COMES WITH THE OPTIONAL HOMEMADE REAR CANOPY TO GET THE WEATHER OUT ON THOSE LONG EXPEDITIONS, ( SHE WAS A SOFT TOP BUT THAT'S LONG GONE ) AND REAR WHEEL CARRIER ( ALSO WITH WHAT LOOKS LIKE THE ORIGINAL BLOODY TIRE FROM 1966) RESPLENDANT IN IT'S ORIGINAL FACTORY DUCO, THIS IS ONE MACHINE THAT'S SURE TO TURN HEADS ON THE BEACH OR BUSH TRACK ( DON'T TAKE IT ON THE ROAD OR THE ONLY HEADS THAT YOU'LL TURN WILL BE THE COPPERS ) NOW DON'T BE FOOLED BY THE SMALL (COUGH) AMOUNT OF BODY WORK THAT HAS TO BE DONE TO BRING THIS BEAST BACK TO IT'S FORMER OFFROAD GLORY, SHE RUNS STRONG, GOES ANYWHERE, STOPS ON A DIME ( AS LONG AS IT'S ABOUT $86.50 WORTH OF 10 CENT PIECES ), AND WILL HAVE YOU ARRIVING AT YOUR CAMPSITE WITH JUST A HINT OF WHAT THE F#CK WAS I THINKING GOING THROUGH YOUR MIND I'M GOING TO START THIS AUCTION OFF AT 99 CENTS NO RESERVE TO GIVE EVERYONE A FAIR SHOT AT SUCH A PIECE OF SH_ _ , AHH I MEAN A PIECE OF AUTOMOTIVE GREATNESS NOW DON'T ALL RUSH ME AT ONCE, IF YOU NEED TO KNOW ANYMORE INFORMATION ON FJ40 LANDCRUISERS, YOU CAN EMAIL ME OR BETTER STILL, DUCK DOWN TO YOUR LOCAL TOYOTA DEALERSHIP AND ASK THE NEAREST SALESPERSON IF THEY CAN PROVIDE YOU WITH ALL THE FACTS AND FIGURES ON A 66 MODEL SHORTY, THAT SHOULD KEEP YOU BUSY FOR AWHILE OH, AND PLEASE, THIS IS A CASH ONLY SALE ( I'LL NEED IT TO FLEE THE COUNTRY BEFORE YOU COME LOOKING FOR ME) AND THE VEHICLE ALSO COMES WITH ABSOLUTELY NO WARRANTY WHATSOEVER (JUST INCASE YOU WERE WONDERING) BELOW ARE SOME PREVIOUS QUESTIONS THAT MAY HELP AND INFLUENCE YOU TO PART WITH YOUR HARD EARNED MONEY TO BE WELCOMED INTO THE WORLD WIDE WEB OF OFF ROADING, PIMPIN STYLE, OHHHH YEEAAAH Question & Answer Q: Hi man, I'm looking for a vehicle with heaps of good will and looks as i want to go cruising for chicks on the gold coast. How many chicks per gallon do you think I will get or are you into metrics where its liters per chicks? I'm only asking as it seems this machine (as per your honest description) has heaps of "Pulling Power" and lets all be adults here, we all need a vehicle that pulls. Can you advise me as to its performance please, based on your observed results, regards A: well funny you should ask Three Toed Sloth my ol friend, the pulling power of these mighty rigs is undeniable, i've seen many a good pull happen from the back of a shorty, not that there's anything wrong with that, as for pull per square inch(which i think is the correct term we use here)it all depends on where your pulling, if your pulling in a public place, ie; the Gold Coast, the ratio of of pulls will greatly increase because of the Hot Chick Per Square Inch factor, i would say going by the formula - PPSI all over HCPSI, that rapid pulling on the Gold Coast would occur, alternatively say in the bush, the pulling would slow considerably due to the more common sightings of the ever present "bushpigs", in conclusion Slothy, it all depends where your gunna go to pull with ya shorty but rest assured Slothy, if you are to win this auction you will be crowned one of the greatest pullers of all time, don't forget quick hands will get you over the line first, goodluck Q: Dear Monaroman .... You are separating yourself from a true Legend. How sad ! To get this "Marvel" over the border to South Australia may require a considerable PR Effort on or off the road (cough) .... with or without a driver. Can you assist the New & Proud Owner with some Legitimate Paperwork? No, NOT the roll of Sorbent that is perhaps stuck in the rear side pocket since 1967? In addition, can you chuck in a FREE BBQ to feed us through the Epic Voyage on route to its wonderful new home in SA? Your Sad and Nostalgic separation of this wonderful Family Icon will be truly appreciated.I promise...... 'Shorty' will NEVER go into RIP "Land" ! Oh, In addition, are you SURE we will need PopEye to Activate the PTO winch? In anticipation ...... "Bless Shorty" ! Cheers Jacko. A: ahh Jacko, so good to hear from a new prospective owner, you are the people that make my wallet swell with happiness, i feel my pants getting tighter as i type, yes it will be sad to see the back of this beast as she wallows off down the dusty track with you leaping from the drivers seat after realizing that the brakes are crap and she won't pull up anytime soon, it is true that you might have to grease the palms (and maybe other places) of some high officials to look the other way as you pass by, but i can tell you my friend, they will sneak a peek over their sholder and whisper to themselves, WTF was he thinking !!!. Any and all paperwork you will require has been jotted down on yesterdays fish and chip wrapper, signed with an X by me and pushed into the dash (mainly to stop the drafts). The BBQ situation i thought would have been an easy solve for an ol bushy like yourself, old HQ holden hubcap on the rocker cover, leave her running and choose the nearest roadkill tenderised to taste, mmmmm yum. don't worry about my tears on her parting the homestead, they will be washed away by the large and rediculous amounts of money that will soon be littered around my bathroom for me to romp naked in, as for the winch, the only muscle you'll need to turn her is the power generated by your angry girlfriend after you tell her you really like her sister, good luck with it all, bless shorty ahmen! Q: 57 years old out of a job dont like working much just. wondering do you do resumes. best description of a car ever had a good laugh. hope the sale goes well. ps i still have my origilal spare tyre aswell. A: Gaz me ol china, your sounding a lil like the cruiser, got a few years on ya, both proud and noble stallions that'll let all the young bucks do the hard work because you've put in your time out in the paddock and you're both sporting a spare tyre where it's of no use and not needed, mate the story of the shorty is writing itself as we speak and a new chapter in it's illustrious life is just beginning with it's soon to be proud new owner, not sure about your resume duties my friend, never got past grade 5, best six bloody years of my life Q: Hello,( shout down it down mountain) I have found a twin yes I am also a very soulful owner of a classic truck I just got a question what type of winch is on the front of this mad max ride is it pto? A: it seems there are many of the brethren, like yourself, now coming forward to claim their rightfull place as true 4x4 owners, yes the winch on the front is a PTO (short for, PLEASE TURN OVER WITH THE MASSIVE HANDLE SUPPLIED BECAUSE THERE IS NO POWER WHAT-SO-EVER TO IT), i think this winch was sourced from the last 4x4 pretenders diff, when the mighty shorty drove over it dying carcass left rotting in the shallow bog it was stuck in, not only will you get a pimpin ride if you win the auction but you'll also get a great workout using the winch, happy days Q: hey mate she is a beaut i was just wondering how soon id have to pick it up after auction ending if i was to win? i can pay instantly. A: hi shorty, i can see by your ebay handle that you are a lover of these fine automobiles, shorty, she can be picked up as quick as you can draw the cash from any ATM, i already have a fast boat to nowhere ready to get me out of the country, ahh i mean take me on vacation, she can be stored for a short length of time somewhere on 3000 acres (d d h i t it b d) th b th l d h d it' d li d t il t f 5000 i G i ll Answered On

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(depends where i get it bogged), the beast has already had it's pre delivery detail courtesy of a 5000 psi Gerni so all the cow shit has been removed and she's had a major service carried out some time back in the 70s, so as you can see, she's ready to go when you are Don't ya think ya being a rough on the old girl? She is an beauty, Kel Kel, i can see your a man of impeccable taste and can spot a quality vehicle from afar, i've tried to be honest with my appraisal of all the good points, and bad points if any. She is a beauty Kel and been a faithful workhorse for it's previous owners but now it's time to let someone else enjoy for many years to come all that this mighty machine has to offer, It'll be a sad day at the ol homestead when she goes Does it run and drive ok the beast runs great and has done many a pub run let me tell ya, steering is direct and precise, dash is fully

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operational to monitor the goings on with the finely tuned donk, brakes are dodgy as but an easy fix to the mechanically minded, hope this helps Q: do u want to be my copywriter.... you could stilll do it if you fleeed the country.. work online A: thanks for the offer but i fear that with the proceeds of this iconic machine , it would be hard to work from such a faraway island as Coochiemudlo, where just such a vehicle would come in handy and probably be considered a prestige machine

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Dear monarofan, Ok that gives me plenty of information re economy. And I like your advice. Thanks for clearing up that sticky situation! Ps I am flattered by your esteem for me in your final comment. It normally takes people some time to draw that conclusion, you are a special person indeed to be able to judge me so accurately in such a short time via email. Cheers and thanks Mate, sincerely good luck with the auction, kind regards Slothy. - slothrah thanks for your kind words Slothy, they bring a smile to my heart and a pulsing to my nether regions and yes mate, i have been called special before. Slothy it didn't take me long to work out that once behind the wheel of this chick magnet you would become a great puller and any sticky situations (you know what i mean, wink) that you get yourself into would be quickly overcome by the awsomeness of the shorty, your wide toothless grin would be all that is needed to confirm your legendary status as a world class puller, although it wouldn't be as wide as the grin on my face knowing that i'd have all the lunch money that you'd been saving since grade 2 if you are the succesfull bidder, good luck my friend, happy trails Monarofan Dear monarofan, Would you trade it for a cadillac and my 1st born son?? Signed anonoflan..

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Dear miltonflanagan41, well well well, Anonymous Flan, my friend there would be no point in trading a cadillac of the bitumen for a cadillac of the dirt, one cancelles out the other my friend, you would be right in assuming that this king of the bush is well worth the price of any prestigious marque like what you are offering but i'm afraid that i would much prefere to relieve you of large sums of cash, as for your first born, now that is of interest, tell me is he a strapping young lad able to turn a crank handle to start the shorty ? or better still , hows his hearing ?, will he be able to hear instructions as they're shouted from the drivers seat over the sweet sweet roar of the donk as he pushes me out of a deep boghole on the beasts final voyage round the nether regions of the farm before it goes to a most deserving new owner ? get back to me big Flan about your proposal and we'll talk turkey - monarofan

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Q: Nice listing mate, if you were closer Id buy the old girl from you just for the novelty value (I already have 2) :) If this isnt proof that these old rigs never die, I dont know what is. BTW, as much as you diss the... Continue reading A: well , another of the true believers, yes my friend, one can never have to many shortys, as for being to far away, perish the thought !!! if you couldn't get into one that you already own and drive to the back of beyond... Continue reading Q: I was wondering if this is the car from the movie The Gods must be crazy and does it come complete with an empty bottle of Coke?? Flanon A: we meet again my old friend, yes it could be said that this wonderous beast has star quality but i am unsure if in it's lifetime it has featured in a feature film featuring the features of a feature packed car such as the... Continue reading Q: Love the commentry. Just wondering is the old girl still able to drive on the road and if not , if auction is won would it have to be moved immediately or could it be within a fortnite but payment would be straight away as... Continue reading A: thankyou for your enquirery Geoff, yes my friend , shorty drives A OK, it's just the stopping that will have you crapping your dacks, so in answer to your question, she can be driven on a road as long as it's a... Continue reading Ask a question 25 Jul, 2011

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