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October 6, 2011
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Struggling to fully cook a turducken since 1875
A town's worth is not measured by its size. This statement rings true when it comes to Sackville. Despite its small size, the town is known throughout Canada as one of the country's most culturally involved communities. Walking down Bridge Street on Friday afternoon of September 30th, I experienced Sackville's thriving culture first hand. Musicians, artists, and actors lined the streets and occupied local businesses as part of the Infusions event, in participation with Culture Days New Brunswick. Infusions was organized by Mount Allison's Arts and Culture Marketing course. Students worked together to present this spectacular event as part of Culture Days, a national day to celebrate Canada's flourishing cultural communities. This is the second year that New Brunswick has been involved with Culture Days, and, after witnessing the scenes in downtown Sackville, it is evident that the event's message resonated with the community. Hassan Joseph, a student in the Arts and Culture Marketing course spoke about his experience
Rosanna Hemple Saxophonists performat Fog Forest Gallery as part of the Infusions event. Culture Days showcased local talent at a variety of locations in Sackville. Her husband, John Crawford, noted that "there is often a disconnect between the town and the university, and this event helps to fill that gap. To me, Infusions embodied the spirit of Sackville. I fell in love with this town because of its commitment to the arts, and the passion of the artists residing here. The Infusions event beautifully united the two through public performances, and it was clear to me that this little town is overflowing with talent, creativity, and an artistic culture of its very own.
Advocates in arms
Watt-Cloutier and Mauro collaborate on Inuit climate issues
John Brannen
Editor-in-Chief
Sheila Watt-Cloutier, an internationally renowned Inuit activist and Nobel Peace Prize nominee, has arrived on the Mount Allison scene. As a visiting scholar, Watt-Cloutier will act as a resource for a course, give a public lecture, and finish her book entitled The Right to Be Cold. Shell be collaborating with innovative researcher and filmmaker, Dr. Ian Mauro, a Canada Research Chair (CRC) in Human Dimensions of Environmental Change. For the past fifteen years Sheila has been working to protect the Arctics environment and culture. Im not a researcher, she clarified, Im an Inuit woman from the Arctic who has been put into this remarkable global leadership role. Her leadership stems from understanding what the people on the ground are experiencing, and bringing a human face to Arctic issues. I was born into the Inuit hunting culture, she noted, I travelled only by dog sled for the first ten years of my life. Watt-Cloutiers humble beginnings have cultivated in her a strong sensitivity for issues affecting Inuit peoples. Sheila was president of the Inuit Circumpolar Council (ICC) Canada from 1995 to 2002. The ICC exists to strengthen unity among the Inuit in Canada, Russia, Alaska, and Greenland, and to promote their rights, interests, and culture. In 2002,
Academics and graduate students from as far away as the University of Guelph came to Mount Allison this weekend to participate in the Atlantic Provinces Political Science Associations 2011 Conference. Focusing on the theme of late modern tyranny, the conference opened with a keynote address by Dr. Peter Russell and continued with paper presentations throughout the weekend. The conference theme was picked by the programme committee, explained Dr. Loralea Michaelis, head of the Department of Politics and International Relations and one of the conference organizers. Last year, she taught a course on high-speed politics and frequently found a theme of centralization of power arising from discussion. Dr. Russell focused on this growing centralization of power in a Canadian context in his speech, Outing Our Canadian Post-Modern Tyrant. He revealed this Canadian tyrant to be the Prime Ministers Office (PMO). The essence of tyranny is its lawlessness, Russell explained. A recent decision of the Supreme Court of Canada underscores the lawlessness of the PMO... the Courts majority ruled that neither the ministers offices nor the PMO were government institutions... tax payers who foot the bill for these offices might well ask, Well if theyre not part of government, why the hell are we paying for them?
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Top Left: Phil Chevarie playing accordion at Culture Days Infusion, an initiative to promote Sackvilles unique culture. Top Right: Mount Allisons Womens Soccer Mounties tied Universit de Moncton, keeping Mt. A seventh in the womens conference. Bottom: The Owen Art Gallerys public salon hanging revisits traditional teaching tool where students make imitation drawings.
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The action, or sit-in, was coordinated by several groups, including the Council of Canadians, Greenpeace Canada and the Indigenous Environmental Network and was billed as a publicly organized, peaceful act of civil disobedience that drew citizens from all over the country. "These people, the reason they've come here today is because they realize that we've come to a point where we need to escalate ... all these actions we were taking before were being disregarded by the federal government, so it's time for us to be more creative if we want change to happen," said Ghomeshi.
University of Guelph student Cassy Andrew made her way to Ottawa to participate in what she called an extremely important action. The bottom line is that resources are being destroyed and depleted and once thats done we cant go back, she said. Were risking the lives of billions of people, depleting a resource such as water, in exchange for oil, when we should
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The NB Health Council hosted a free dinner and student discussion at Mt. A on healthy living on Sept. 29.
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of Health and made public to ensure a level of accountability. The NBHC is a public body that was created in 2008 by the provincial government to promote and improve health system performance. Reporting directly to the Minister of Health, the NBHC is responsible for the facilitation, promotion, and support of ongoing citizen engagement in the planning, monitoring, and evaluation of New Brunswicks healthcare system. The NBHC also helps to provide New Brunswickers with objective and credible information about the performance of the health-care system. The goal is to contribute to greater accountability, improved health system performance, and promotion of a more citizencentred health care system. The Health Council has a budget of approximately $1.5 million to carry out its mandate. Similar health councils exist at the national level, such as the Health Council of Canada, as well as provincial health councils in Alberta, Saskatchewan and Ontario. In the first of its publications, the council drafted a Population Health Snapshot of New Brunswick, which was released last fall. The snapshot reported on the state of New Brunswicks health system performance and personal health behaviours as compared to Canada and the other provinces. It was reported that ninety-two per cent of New Brunswickers have a regular medical doctor, compared to the eighty-six per cent national average. However, only fifty-five per cent consider their health as being very good or excellent and sixty-eight per cent see their mental health as being very good or excellent, compared to national averages of sixty and seventy-four per cent respectively.
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operating retail space in 1962. Under Ayer, the store sold a variety of dry goods and groceries to a collection of families and employees in cottages and the companys hotel nearby. The store expanded when Wry took over in 1914. He expanded the variety of groceries sold, added a tannery which supplied boots, shoes, and moccasins, and began manufacturing harnesses. In 1939, the business changed hands again to J. L. Black after it was victim to a fire. The J. L. Black Store was a longstanding business in Sackville since 1847, and operated a variety of commercial activities in the town. The business took over the general store property to continue the prosperous wholesale and retail merchandising business, a large hay and beef cattle farming operation, and the prominent lumber sales they had established throughout New Brunswick at the time. They were the final commercial activity to use the space, ceasing in 1962.
Internet Photo/Sackville Tribune Post According to information on the Canadian Register of Historic Places, the store was built by James Ayer in 1895 based on designs by architect E. L. Treen. Its architecture included a frost proof cellar in addition to the two main storeys and attic storage, all of which increased its square footage to 13,600, making it the largest commercial warehouse space in Sackville during the early twentieth century. It holds provincial recognition as a Local Historic Site due to its Greek Revival commercial architecture with Queen Anne details and the strong economic role it held for the community until the mid-twentieth century. The loss of the physical structure is a sad occurrence for the town, especially since sooner action could have prevented its demolition. Information on the building will remain stored in the Heritage Trust and other provincial archival databases.
Twenty-nine Yemeni soldiers were killed by friendly fire in the southern Yemeni province of Abyan Saturday night. The group was bombed by a Yemeni military aircraft. The soldiers were part of a military offensive designed to quash Islamic militants operating in Abyan and had been using a school complex as a staging ground from which to launch their attacks. The Yemeni military has been fighting Islamic militants in the province since May of this year, when the militants declared the province an Islamic emirate.
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Sackvilles $10 million town hall, currently under construction, will house RCMP, Fire Department, and Town Hall personnel.
The RCMP portion of the building will feature three interview rooms and three jail cells, something they would have had to travel to Shediac or Amherst for in the past. There will also be a monitor room, an exhibit area, storage space, a kitchen, operational rooms, and a shared meeting room. The twenty-five year lease agreement between the RCMP and the town will not only reduce the cost of the building, but will also allow the RCMP members that police outside of town limits to share policing and common use space with the RCMPs municipal members. This will replace the two different RCMP detachments that are currently in operation in Sackville and allow the RCMP members that police outside of the towns limit to share common use space and resources with the RCMPs municipal members. This is a huge improvement for
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us, said Corporal Trish Levesque of Sackville. Levesque explained that the current situation isnt very functional and with the new building, things will be more efficient and the community between RCMP and Firefighters will be improved. The fire stations entrance will be located on Wellington Street. That portion of the building will include drive-thru bays for the fire trucks, a room with a shower and washer/ dryer, a washroom, storage and workshop area, gear racks, a multipurpose room, kitchen and bar area. The town hall section will feature a main lobby, office and board room space, kitchen and storage areas, as well as state-of-the-art council chambers. The chambers, which will also double as a board room will feature a general seating area for the public, several LCD monitors, a press table, as well as the council/ staff seating space.
The NWAC approached the United Nation to reverse current exclusion from BCs Missing Womens Commission of Inquiry.
FEATURES
Why the lives of others are so entertaining
Vanessa Million
Political Beat Writer
When you search reality TV on Google, there are just over ninetyseven million hits that come up. Reality TV has all but taken over nighttime programming on Canadian television. Everyone at some point has seen an episode of reality TV. Whether it is Survivor, The Bachelor, or Dancing with the Stars, we have all been subject to hundreds of different realities right from our very own living room couch. However, does anyone stop to think about how these shows could be affecting our daily lives? Assistant Professor of Communications at American
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What do high ratings on shows like Jersey Shore imply about us?
University, Maria Ivancin, told Education.com, Even though the shows arent scripted, there are writers hired to figure out the best outcome from an entertainment standpoint . . . many adolescents and teens dont really get that. Even if people understand that the episodes are edited events that
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are then cut into small fragments throughout the season, people tend to forget. The risk is that people, especially teens and kids, will follow some of the behaviours presented on the shows. Assistant Professor of Psychology Dr. Rocio Rivadeneyra said, What we know is that children and teens
Venture overseas
Taking your degree to the world
Elise Dolinsky
Features Writer
Mount Allison now has a new tool that is very useful in helping students interested in living, working, and volunteering overseas. The university has purchased the rights to an online version of Jean-Marc Hacheys The Big Guide to Living and Working Overseas, to help promote and teach students about gaining international volunteer and career experience. Hachey is somewhat of an expert on international careers. He has worked overseas for the United Nations High Commissioner for Refugees, World University Service, Canadian Crossroads International, and the German Volunteer Service an experience that he used to write his best-selling book. Hachey spoke at the Crabtree Auditorium on September 27. The lecture focused on how students can access information about internships, volunteer opportunities, and international jobs. He talked students through the process of using the website which can be visited at www. workingoverseas.com/mta. The site is very easy to use; students only have to register as Mt. A students to gain full access to information. Hachey stresses the importance of having experience volunteering and living in other countries, especially for students interested in someday working on the international scene. When youre abroad, thats when you make contacts, Hachey told students, you get to be on the front lines of the cultural crossroads experience. He explained that the more places someone volunteers at, the easier it will be for them to connect with powerful international institutions and NGOs, making it easy to go from volunteering to having a great career. Organizations are interested in hiring people who have been on the ground, he explained. The author is on a mission to change the world and develop global career skills. He believes there is an increasing need for international jobs in Canada, and every sized firm wants people with international skills and experience. The Canadian economy benefits from sending students abroad, according to Hachey, as the experience teaches students how to work with anyone in the world. People who travel abroad are different...[they] have a unique set of skills, said Hachey. He also believes that these skills are portable skills that apply from country to country. Hachey stresses the importance of bringing out the career potential of every global experience. Every time you go abroad, develop a career strategy to double the value of your time. He gives examples such as organizing an event in a different culture, learning a language, or teaching English. For inspiration on volunteering abroad, Hachey recommends the novel Beyond the Sky and the Earth, by Jamie Zeppa, for anyone interested in knowing what its like to live overseas. On top of volunteer experience, Hachey highly recommends that students have a second major label that sells them to employers and sets them apart. These extra skills are easy to get by joining a club or taking an online course. Why graduate with a weak resume? he asks, there is no reason whatsoever. On October 25 and 26, Mt. As Career Services Office is teaming up with the International Centre for the International Opportunities Fair at the Wallace McCain Student Centre. The fair will promote international volunteer, internship, and employment opportunities. More details can be obtained by contacting Scott York at syorke@mta.ca.
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Lets face it guys and girls: Its not the Swingin Seventies anymore, and there are certain things that just arent in style in 2011. Im not talking about disco balls or leisure suits; Im talking about afros, if you get my drift. Having hair down there is a personal choice--one that many people make for hygiene reasons more than stylistic purposes. For most women, it seems to be a matter of constant contention and public (pubic?) debate. For men, its much more of a touchy subject; most men dont discuss it, and a similar majority tends to focus the act of shaving only on their faces. A recent survey conducted by Remington, a major mens hygiene company, revealed that six out of ten women prefer guys who pay extra attention to the area below the belt. Well, guys, this is your lucky day, because the Sex Bomb knows whats up with whats down. For most guys, shaving isnt so much an issue because of aesthetics, but because its a very daunting task: one wrong move could nick the nuts and prove disastrous. Remember these tips: 1. Always use a new blade on your razor. Dull blades, while less likely to cut you, are much more likely to snag on hair which can lead to a worse cut in the long run. 2. Shave after a shower; warm water and a good shampooing can help soften the hair, making it easier to shave. 3. If its been a while since your last shave down under, or if its your first time cutting the front lawn, make sure that you trim it first. Use a small pair of scissors and trim down the hair to a manageable level. You know how it hurts to try and shave a long beard without trimming the length first? Imagine that, but on
If fhe PMO is not a government office, why do taxpayers pay for it?
than the PMO? he asked, saying that in any power struggle, the PMO staffers will, in the end, prevail. Of course other countries have large PMOs, but Russell observed that none reach the size of the Canadian PMO. The problem caused is that the PMO is not a very democratic office: its staff members are not elected by the population and they are only accountable to the Prime Minister. It is also a problem, Russell observed, that some PMO staff are more powerful than cabinet ministers, who are elected and accountable to their voters. The Supreme Court even declared that the PMO is not a government office, and therefore not subject to the same transparency requirements. The essence of tyranny is its lawlessness, said Russell, and the PMO certainly appears to be lawless. So why does Canada have such a large PMO? Political leaders have always cared about the public opinion, said Russell. The PMO staff work to create a brand for the government, and in this technological age it is important for everyone to stay on message. According to Russell the idea of large PMOs started with Trudeau, who expanded the office significantly during his term. Mulroney and Chrtien followed in his footsteps, using the PMO to shape their brand image. Most recently Harper has further increased the size of the PMO, and its tax money that is funding this undemocratic, non-governmental organization. The solution? We need to know more about the PMO, stated Russell. Political science scholars need to find data on what the office does, and comparative data for other countries because the quality of our democracy is at stake. Yet Russell is not completely disheartened by the development of tyranny in Canada: I can never afford pessimism . . . its a cop out, there is a hell of a lot you can do, he said, adding, Im an optimist about democracy. As one of Canadas leading constitutional scholars, Russell is the former president of the Canadian Political Science Association, an officer of the Order of Canada, a Fellow of the Royal Society of Canada, and holds honorary degrees from a number of universities and the Law Society of Upper Canada. He is the author of the recently published Two Cheers for Minority Government: the Evolution of Canadian Parliamentary Democracy, and the coeditor of Parliamentary Democracy in Crisis, a book of essays on the 20082009 Canadian prorogation crisis.
Rosanna Hempel your balls. 4. If youre going all the way down to the skin, use shaving cream. Trust me. So why should you shave in the first place? Well, consider this: how willing would you be to go down on a girl whos kicking it Old Testamentstyle down there? Removing this obstacle gives her much more incentive to return the favour. In addition to making the area look more inviting, regular maintenance helps to keep the car running smoothly. Pubic hair can be a breeding ground for germs and bacteria; keeping the area free of hair prevents sweat, germs, dirt, stank, and all other manner of nasty biznatch from creating a time-share in your nether regions. For those guys who dont want to rock the clean-shaven look, its still a good idea to take a pair of scissors and prune the hedges; its not only more hygienic, but your partner will appreciate it. Plus, its a well-known fact that removing the weeds makes the flower look taller, if you see where Im going with this.
Coming Out Week is an annual event at Mount Allison, held in conjunction with National Coming Out Day on October 11. While coming out and the issues surrounding it are part of both National Coming Out Day and Coming Out Week at Mt. A, it is not the main focus of either event. Instead, Coming Out Week is designed to promote visibility among the gay, lesbian, bisexual, transsexual, transgender, and asexual
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Pirates of Mt. A
Pirate Party of Canada sails to Sackvilles shores
James Wilson
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The last federal election has been over for about five months now and it is a good time to reflect. If you are one of those political science geeks, the federal election was an exciting, engaging, and wonderful affair. Or perhaps you may have found that the choices presented to you werent satisfactory. During an election where options seem to fall short of what youre looking for, Canadas youngest political party may capture your attention: the Pirate Party of Canada. So who are these Pirates and what do they want to do for our nation? The name Pirates serves two functions. It helps people remember the party when the media doesnt feel like covering the fringe parties, and it is an attempt to retake a label applied to those who support the partys aims. The Pirate Party advocates for a loosening of intellectual property lawcopyright and patent. That is to say, they want to make the activities now labeled as digital piracy, legal. This includes things like making non-commercial file sharing legal, shortening copyright from its seventy-five plus years to a standard twenty year term, and prohibiting the patenting of genes, plants, animals, your cousin Ed, software, and some medications. You could sum this up by saying Pirates believe information should be unrestricted. While reforming intellectual property law may seem like a very narrow focus, it is important to remember how much our lives are affected by it: healthcare, scientific research, and innovation. The Canadian film industry and many other industries are being throttled by overbearing IP law. The next area in which Pirates have an interest is increasing government openness. Every government seems to have difficulty embracing greater openness. Pirates believe that Canadians have a fundamental right to know exactly what the government is doing with the peoples money. While Pirates believe governments should be open, they also believe the individual has a strong right to privacy. In the twenty-first century it has become very difficult to keep personal information private. This year the Office of the Privacy Commissioner of Canada undertook a telephone poll and found that six in ten respondents felt that their personal information had weaker protection recently than it did a decade ago. Some corporations, however, have been greatly embarrassed by how flippant they have been in securing the data of Canadian citizens. In July, the world was treated to multiple security breaches by LulzSec. Blogger Bruce Schneier rightly points out that security h a s never been very good and should be handled more seriously. Canadians take their privacy seriously; so should those who Canadians deal with. The most understated part of the Pirate policy is its general commitment to not go against the wishes of constituents. The party does not believe in whipped votes, preferring conversation and compromise over coercion. Individual candidates of the party fill in the rest of their platforms with policies they feel the voters of their riding want. Since Jeff Coleman ran as the partys first candidate in a 2010 by-election, a precedent was set that candidates would listen to the concerns of the voters during elections. In 2011, some candidates who felt that simply listening did not go far enough began consulting with voters and adding platforms that seemed to have wide popularity. It is worth noting that the Pirate Party maintains a forum and a chat client on their website: a forum because ideas are important, a chat client because everyone is welcome to attend their general meetings on the 19th of every month. They are messy, chaotic affairs but it is democracy at its finest (and perhaps one of the few places you will find former Conservatives rubbing shoulders with former NDPs). If interested you can check out their website at www. pirateparty.ca, or join the campus club which meets every Sunday at 1:30pm in Avard-Dixon, Room 116. Graphic by Danica Lundy
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Anissa Stambouli sliced onions on low heat for about forty-five minutes and then raise the heat a little and stir until theyre all sweet and golden-brown. Add them to pastas, pizzas, soups, wraps, and meat dishes. Caramelizing is perfect for stir-fry or pad-thai: try using whole cloves of garlic for an extra hit of flavour. 3. Slow Roasting: Slow roasting is exactly what it sounds like: cooking things at low temperatures for a very long period of time. One of the best slow-roasting tricks is slow-roasted cherry tomatoes. Toss halved cherry tomatoes in olive oil and herbs (basil, oregano, tarragon, rosemary and pepper usually), with a splash of balsamic vinegar. Put them on a cooking sheet and leave them in the oven anywhere between 200-225 degrees for the afternoon. Theyre great on their own or as toppings for pretty much anything. If you dont have three hours to wait, you can still roast at higher temperatures for a shorter period of time. The longer you leave things in, the more intense their flavour will become: just check periodically to be sure your food isnt burning. Try slow roasting carrots, peppers, mushrooms, onions and whole heads of garlic in this same way for a delicious addition to your meal. Things get even more fun when you combine techniques: savoury slowroasted tomatoes with caramelized onions tossed with herbs and penne? Marinated mushrooms with slowroasted carrots on a pesto pizza? All this stuff is really simple with a bit of planning, and can be pretty impressive when used properly. Experiment. Fool around. Feel free to go overboard.
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THE CHARTS
FOR THE WEEK ENDING TUESDAY OCTOBER 4, 2011
RANK ARTIST TITLE (LABEL) 01 HOODED FANG* Tosta Mista (Daps Records) 02 DEVARROW* The Coast, The Cottage (Self-Released)
03 CATHERINE MACLELLAN*
Silhouette (True North)
04 THE WEATHER STATION* All of It Was Mine (Youve Changed) 05 ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS* Songs of Man (Outside) 06 LIBRARY VOICES* Summer of Lust (Nevado) 07 VARIOUS* National Parks Project (Last Gang) 08 SUN WIZARD* Positively 4th Avenue (Light Organ Records)
09 BON IVER
Bon Iver (Jagjaguwar)
10 JAY-Z & KANYE WEST Watch the Throne (Def Jam) 11 THE PINECONES* Sage (Just Friends) 12 FREDERICK SQUIRE* Sings Shenandoah and Other Popular Hits (Blue Fog) 13 AL TUCK* All Time Favourites (Youth Club) 14 THE WOODSHED ORCHESTRA* The Woodshed Orchestra (Self-Released) 15 CHAD VANGAALEN* Diaper Island (Flemish Eye) 16 CANNON BROS.* Cannon Bros. EP (Self-Released)
17 DOG DAY*
Deformer (Fun Dog)
18 TASSEOMANCY* Ulalume (Out of this Spark) 19 APOLLO GHOSTS* Money Has No Heart 7-Inch (Geographing) 20 HANDSOME DAN & HIS GALLIMAUFRY
The Best There Was (Self-Released)
SHOWCASING #31: KVMP Sweatbands Understand KMVP come in at number thirty-one on the CHMA Charts this week. Their self-released EP, that was available on cassette tape at the show they played last Friday night at Struts Gallery, is an enjoyable and energetic debut for this West Coast band. KMVP rocked the show at Struts, with call-and-response shouting and clever between-song banter. Next time this band is hitting the Sackville scene, pull out your walking boots and get to the show. You will not regret it.
22 ST. VINCENT
Strange Mercy (4AD)
23 TIMBER TIMBE* Creep on Creepin On (Arts & Crafts) 24 THE BURNING HELL* Flux Capacitor (Weewerk) 25 LINDI ORTEGA* Little Red Boots (Last Gang) 26 AUSTRA* Sparkle (Paper Bag) 27 SWEATSHOP UNION* The Bill Murray EP (Urbnet) 28 MOKA ONLY* Barbecued Horse Contest Instrumentals (Wandering Worx) 29 GRAHAM WRIGHT* Shirts VS. Skins (File Under: Music) 30 KATIE AND THE LICHEN* Kiss and Run (Self-Released)
31 KVMP
Sweatbands Understand (Self-Released)
PAPER LIONS & BOLIVIA & BOXER THE HORSE OCTOBER 14 GEORGES FABULOUS ROADHOUSE NEWCOMER SESSIONS $8 19+ EVERY TUESDAY 10PM
CHMA WISHES YOU A WONDERFUL THANKSGIVING WEEKEND AND A BELLY FULL OF T(OF)URKEY!
OP/ED
Can anyone challenge Obama in 2012?
John Trafford
Argosy Columnist
The year 2012 will prove to be a critical year in American politics as the race for control of the most powerful office in the world heats up. The Democrats will be led by Barack Obama, who entered office on a wave of popular support, but whose poll numbers have dipped after two and a half years as President. The Republicans have the opportunity to dislodge Obama from power, but will be unable to capitalize on the opportunity that has presented itself if they do not choose the right candidate. Obama began his presidency atop a mountain of expectations but has now fallen in the eyes of many Americans. Unemployment remains sky high and people are generally frustrated by the status quo in Washington. Obamas hair, like many other presidents, has literally turned grey due to the high degree of pressure the job of president has placed on him; it would seem that Obama has cracked under the pressure.
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Michele Bachman, a Tea Party advocate, and presidential canadidate lacks strong federal experience. Fellow candidate Mitt Romney introduced Romneycare in 2006.
Bachmann also supports the Tea Party, something that many everyday Americans cannot find common ground with. The Tea Party claims to be an organization for and by the people but in reality it simply does not understand the role of the Constitution and this is a deal breaker for Bachmanns presidential bid. I believe that the days of Republicans winning elections with platforms centred on anti-terrorism and protection of family values are long gone, and the Republican Party needs to reinvent itself if it is to defeat Obama. I am by no means an Obama supporter but I would choose him over almost any modern day Republican. There is currently no one in the Republican camp that has the ability to beat Obama next November and Republicans should be very worried. The same party that once abolished slavery has now become a shadow of its former self and a return to past greatness is needed for the Republicans.
Protesters on the Brooklyn Bridge wage a campaign opposed to the mismanagement of Wall Street
In the following days estimates were consistent between one to three hundred protesters around the clock. If one were to try to find any information in the early stages of this protest sources would primarily consist of Youtube, Ad Busters, the odd blog and individual sites. Four days after the protest began, Keith Olbermann reported on the protest. He outlined the protest, addressing various issues and misconceptions. Olbermann reported, This rhetorical question is perhaps self-answering. The protest called Occupy Wall Street is trying to underscore and gum-up the financial industries influence on who is rich and who is not. Why wouldnt that get news coverage? He then goes on to describe the minimal coverage by mainstream media as limited to one blurb in a free newspaper in Manhattan and a column in the Toronto Star. CNNs first report on the protest was a brief. In an interview with Police Commissioner, Raymond Kelly, Wolf Blitzer enquires about the events: I always feel a little bit more secure when you are sitting next to me in New York. How worried should we be? The mayor was suggesting that if the economic situation gets worse there may be riots in the streets. Kelly dismissed concerns, describing the protests as peaceful, with only a couple minor arrests. Another report on the September 25 focused on the arrests that were so briefly mentioned. The minor arrests came in several stages; first a group of seven people on the twentieth followed by four more on the twenty-first. The twenty-fifth saw more than eighty people arrested for similar infractions. However, this time the police were caught on video, spraying several women with pepper spray, a male protester was thrown
to the pavement while assembled in a crowd of people while another woman was grabbed from behind a fence by police, dragged into the street and arrested. The most recent event was the Brooklyn Bridge protest, where protesters from the Occupy Wall Street protest marched. The police, instead of blocking and warning the protesters from going on the road, lead the protesters onto the road then waited until they were on the bridge, followed them, trapped them and arrested 700 them. Later the police stated that the arrests were for blocking traffic and disorderly conduct. After observing the police reaction to protesters, their tactics and force were questionable at best. Many questions come to fermentation from the Occupy Wall Street protests particularly about why the mainstream news media focused on the arrests rather than protests themselves? If a police force is meant to protect all individuals, why are they targeting protesters for minor offences upsetting their right to peaceful assembly? If a protest and the individuals taking part are being mistreated by police and misrepresented in mainstream news media, should we share a collective concern? In the interest of maintaining a state that values freedom and liberty domestically and abroad, should I be the only one asking these questions?
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Dear Editor,
As a second year Drama major, I have a great love and attachment for Windsor Theatre. The theatre and the building it is in are like a second home to me, a sentiment that most Drama students would share. When I originally heard the news the building was going to be replaced by a new Fine and Performing Arts Centre, my initial reaction was one of resistance. I didnt want to see this beautiful old building, full of memories and history, go. However, I soon realized all of the benefits that a new building would provide to a program I have so much love for. I am part of the unlucky generation of Mount Allison drama students. I havent been at the school long enough to build a large cache of memories in Windsor Theatre, and I wont be around long enough to enjoy the new building when it opens (although I will certainly be back for shows). What I am very fortunate to have been a part of is the wonderful family that is everyone in my program. My family has had to go through, and still faces some incredible challenges over the next couple years. Moving a whole theatre to a new space is quite the daunting task, and we have faced this challenge with a smile. Theatre by nature requires us to be adaptive, and we are having to do just that. We have come together as a family and stayed strong, optimistic, and respectful, and we will continue to do so. Glen Nichols, the Director of Drama, and Paul Del Motte, our Production Manager, in particular have led this family of thespians with more strength and courage than could ever be expected. I know I speak on behalf of all Drama students in expressing my gratitude for all their hard work and dedication. It is easy when you are part of such a supportive group to remain optimistic about the deconstruction of Windsor Theatre and the Memorial Library and, more importantly, the construction of our new Fine and Performing Arts building. However this optimism has wavered at times due to the negative reception that seems to be abound in the media. There are some people who feel the building should not be torn down because of its connection to the soldiers who died during the First
World War. This is a valid position, however I feel perspective has been lost as emotions have run high over the past month. When the Memorial Library was constructed in 1927, it was dedicated to those Mt. A students who bravely fought and died protecting our country. These students left university to fight for the freedom to pursue a higher education. I get to pursue a higher education here today because they gave up theirs. We honoured them because of the sacrifices they made by putting up a memorial plaque in what was at the time the Student Centre. Since the construction of the new Student Centre, these plaques have been moved so they can be on much better display. The Memorial Library, while having being built in their honour, was never a cenotaph. It was meant to be symbolic of the rights and opportunities those soldiers fought and died for. It was meant to be used by students, not placed on campus as a pedestal. Today, however, it is not being used. The building by nature of its design is in no condition to be used by students effectively or safely. Because of this, Mt. A has decided to go with the option of providing future students with even greater opportunities to pursue their higher education in the form of the new Fine and Performing Arts Centre. The decision to go ahead with this project certainly isnt an easy one for anyone at the University. I believe though that those who have driven this project forward, like Dr. Campbell, see the greater good that will come for future students. So I implore each and every one of you: students, faculty, and alumni alike to have a sober second thought and to try to see the good that we are working so hard to bring about for our program and for the university at large. And when the new building has been built, I invite every single one of you to come and see a performance in the outdoor amphitheatre with the entranceway to the old Memorial Library as a backdrop - where past meets present, and creativity and the pursuit of higher education will be on display for all to see. Gregory McLaughlin
The proposed Fine and Performing Arts Centre includes an amphitheatre, echoing the Memorial Library.
Dear Editor,
I listen carefully to Alumni when they make their position known on matters concerning Mount Allison. Likewise, I listen carefully to the Administrations position on those matters. Through direct consultation with Alumni as well as open discussion at our AGM, our Board of Directors seeks input on which to base their own opinion. We participate in the administration of the university through membership on the Senate, Board of Regents, and several committees. Through these teams, and regular discussions with the University executive, we work together with a common purpose: the advancement of Mount Allison University. There will always be polarizing issues. There will always be different ways of solving problems. There will always be emotion. One thing is constant, however: Mount Allison must be better off by our collective hand. It is often easiest to approach an issue when you isolate it for close examination. If money were no object, the decision is an easy one. If space and real estate were limitless, the decision is an easy one. If future enrolment was guaranteed, the decision is an easy one. Once returned to context, however, the scope of analysis broadens. The matter is no longer as facile as some would have you believe. The decisions are no longer easy and we must execute our responsibility to Mount Allison carefully. While we must certainly
consider the passionate pleas of those with special interest in an issue, we cannot let our decision be ruled by emotion alone. We must rationally consider all of the information available to us. As stewards, all of us in the Mount Allison community share this responsibility. On the matter of campus buildings, Mount Allison has a balanced record of preservation, re-purposing and replacement. Trueman House has been lovingly preserved and repurposed into an architecturally interesting new student centre. Palmer Hall, on the other hand, was replaced with a functional, new residence. These were not easy decisions. There were those who believed that a new building should take Truemans place. The repurposing of the building was certainly a more expensive option. Likewise, some believe that Palmer Hall should have been repurposed. The decision on the Memorial Library is no easier. A small but vocal part of the universitys family would like to see this building preserved. Their voice has not gone unheard. It is, however, only one of several factors which go into the decision when taken in context. They would have you believe that their voice has been dismissed, that their opinion has been censured. Nothing could be further from the truth. They have suggested that those that dont share their opinion are incompetent. Nothing could be further from the truth. A great many minds have been brought to bear on this issue. Numerous solutions have been
considered at length. Can we locate the new facility elsewhere? Can we incorporate the building wholly within the new? Can we maintain the building envelope and repurpose within? Can we relocate the building to another site and reassemble it? Can we preserve a faade as a backdrop to an outdoor performance space? Can we ensure the university has functional, capable facilities to offer the students of the future? Can we emphasize the link between war and art through the work of Alex Colville? Can we ensure the memory of those who fought and died for our future is reflected in all that we do? After lengthy consideration, deliberation, and emotional discourse a decision was made which reflects our common purpose and does most for the advancement of Mount Allison. The Fine and Performing Arts Centre will be a huge stride forward for the Mount Allison community and will help the University be competitive in attracting the next generations of Allisonians from a continually shrinking pool of potential applicants. The memorial plaques have been relocated to a much more prominent location where they can be seen by all on a daily basis. The amphitheatre will give new life to the faade of a beautiful building which has fallen into disuse. Its a balanced approach to an incredibly complex issue. Dave Rose President, Mount Allison Federated Alumni
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TRIVIAL TRIVIA! Categories: Science and Film
1. What are the first 10 digits (numbers) of Pi (rounded)? 2. What is the longest movie ever made? 3. What is the largest organ of the human body? 4. What movie, starring Al Jolson, is generally considered to be the first talking picture? 5. What do the letters DNA stand for? 6. What was the original title of the James Bond Movie, License to Kill?
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Fred looked over at his ex-girlfriend, and suddenly his cheeks began to burn with anger. Who was SHE to treat him like this? As he watched her dancing with homo habilis, he saw her slowly look his way. Then, without fail, she pulled CroMagnon man in and kissed him. Oh, thats it, muttered Fred under his breath. He stalked over to where Will was conferring with the DJ. Fred deduced that Will and a DJ were trying to decide between Bad Touch by the Bloodhound Gang and I Just Had Sex by The Lonely Island. Fred shook his head, a small smile creeping onto his face. The song he had in mind was much more fitting and a lot more hilarious. I guess I feel as though I Just Had Sex might give off the wrong image oh, heres your friend, hell help you decide, said the DJ, a thirty-year-old Jack Black lookalike with epic sideburns. Fred pulled Will aside and began to converse with him. Their friends, Rachel and Garrett, looked on confusedly but could only pick up snippets of the conversation. Oh, come on man.. Do this for me You know you owe me That was THREE years ago Rachel and Garrett looked at each other and shrugged. Whatever the guys chose, they had no doubt that it would be epic. Finally, after conferring with the DJ, Will and Fred climbed onto the stage, Will looking slightly disgruntled but resigned to help out his friend. Fred, originally confident, looked out over the crowd. Sweat began to bead on his brow and his palms began to shake. Yet he knew he had to do it, for his own sake. He lifted the microphone to his lips. This song uh.. this song is dedicated to my ex-girlfriend Julie, choked Fred into the microphone. The din of the bar was silenced as Will and Fred took their places on the stage. The DJ even dimmed the lights for added effect. And then the crowd went wild as Will and Fred warbled out a charming rendition of the All-American Rejects anthem Gives You Hell. When you see my face, hope it gives you hell, hope it gives you hell! screamed Fred into the microphone. Staring Julie right in the eyes the entire song, Fred had the immense satisfaction of watching her huff out of the bar, with her troglodyte man-meat following stupidly behind her, as he belted the words if you find a man thats worth and damn and treats you well, then hes a fool youre just as well hope he gives you hell!. The crowd went absolutely wild as Fred and Will ended their song. Hugging (a bro-hug, of course) and laughing, they left the stage. Rachel and Garrett greeted them with grins as they reached the table. Wow guys, that was great! said Rachel enthusiastically. Will nodded at Fred approvingly as Fred flushed with pride. Well, its almost eleven maybe its time I get you home, said Will, but Fred didnt hear him. Julie was suddenly standing right beside him. Hey Fred can I uh, talk to you for like, a second? she asked, twirling a piece of hair between her fingers. Fred stuttered and stammered, trying to find a way out of the situation. Sorry Julie, but Fred has uh work to do, said Will, trying to get Fred away. Fred didnt know what to do. Julie pouted at him as Will looked on, frustrated.
1)3.141592654, 2)The Cure for Insomnia, 3)The Skin, 4)The Jazz Singer, 5)Deoxyribonucleic Acid, 6)License Revoked.
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Taylor Losier
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Some of you are new to the game, some of you are veterans. Either way, there is no better way to cultivate paranoia then to play Assassins. Its the time to break out your socks and hone your ninja and super sleuth skills. If youre interested in surviving, there are certain things you must know first. 1. Carry a sock on you at all times. That way, when someone goes to tag you can throw your sock at them instead and, in the following confusion, run for safety. 2. If the bathroom isnt a safe zone, then dont shower. Bathrooms in general are death zones. The positive side to this: At least if you stink, the person assassinating you will want to stay away. 3. Lie like you have never lied before. Dont tell anyone who you have and if youre dead or not. I know its morally wrong, and I know that Barney the dinosaur told you not to since you were little, but hey, Barney Stinson is all for it! 4. Those periscope things you made as a kid? Break em out. Theyre perfect for looking around corners in order to jump and/or avoid someone. If you have one of these, you can actually use the washroom. 5. The people who either arent playing and the people who are already dead (obviously didnt follow these tips) arent completely useless; you can use them to gain information on your targets whereabouts and such. 6. Likewise, recruit bodyguards. Preferably someone who looks really intimidating and knows at least 7 different ways to injure someone by using only a sock. 7. Invest in a lie detector. If youre lying to someone then they are most likely lying to you as well. Dont know where to get one? Lets face it; theres probably an app for that. 8. If someone tries to get you in the hallway by saying something is going on, dont run out with your camera to take pictures. For all you know, they could be someone elses informant. I suggest using the aforementioned periscope. 9. If the library isnt a safe zone, dont study there. Instead, hole up in your room and leave only by the windows, so as to avoid detection. In fact, dont leave at all. 10. Forget your regular life; it doesnt matter anymore. Until youre either the champion or smelling of sock, your entire life is now dedicated to assassins. (You know its true.)
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Rachel Gardner
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For those of us who love hearing old tales of Arthur, Camelot, and the wise magician who accompanied his successes, then you should definitely give the show Merlin a watch. This British television series takes a twist at the normal King Arthur tales by telling the stories from the perspective of young warlock, the twenty-something Merlin, who soon finds himself cast into the role of servant to Prince Arthur. While this show appeals more to the fantasy and sci-fi lovers, Merlins awkward nature, beautiful British accent, comedic relief, and continual ability to get himself cast into the stocks provides a great deal of humour to brighten the often dreary rainy days of Sackville. From Merlin being blind to Guineveres love for him, to Arthur being completely blind to the fact that Merlin is a warlock, to the change from hatred to friendship between Arthur and Merlin, this show is an endearing and hilarious combination that brings the story of King Arthur to a whole new level of awesome.
Geoff Campbell
Online Editor
The seventh season of how I Met Your Mother aired just over weeks ago but for many fans this has been a seven-year ordeal. But for me those years were condensed into August when my housemate forced me to watch just one episode. I was immediately hooked and I had to go back and watch every episode from the beginning, and even that wasnt enough. HIMYMs simple but engaging storyline and characters takes away your ability to do anything but watch every week (and then re-watch old episodes to fully understand the plot development). Will we find out who Ted Mosby ultimately marries? Will we find out how Scherbatsky becomes Aunt Robin? Will Barney settle down with Nora? Probably not anytime soon since CBS signed more seasons after this but itll be exciting to see how the directors mess with us for at least the next two years.
Anissa Stambouli
Features Editor
If you dont take it seriously, Glee is hilarious and entertaining. The dramatic scenes are overdone on purpose, and the serious tones of the characters amid situations worthy of Days of Our Lives make for an interesting sense of humour. Did I forget to mention the insane vocals? With a similar tone to the celebrated Idina Menzel, Lea Michele tackles every music genre. From feature roles like Mr. Schuester, down to the one-line characters, each actor seems capable of belting a decentif not fabulous song. In short, Ill leave it at this: Katy Perrys songs were teenybopper noise to my ears until I heard Darren Criss sing Teenage Dream.
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Anna Robertson
Entertainment Editor
The third season of Adventure Time is well underway, which is a good thing because I have to burn up my extra brain cells before finals roll around. For those of you who havent seen Adventure Time, its really easy to pick up mid-season, especially as theres no continuous storyline connecting the episodes. Remember, this show airs exclusively on the Nickelodeon channel. Each episode follows the adventures of Finn, a boy hero, and his friend Jake, a talking magical dog. The two share a tree house together and come across other characters like The Ice King, Princess Bubblegum, Peppermint Butler, Marceline, Beebo, Lumpy Space Princess and Lady Rainicorn.
Julia McMillan
Arts&Lit Editor
For a short period of time, my life ambition was to manage a frozen banana stand. The reason? Arrested Development. I will always be a loyal fan of the hilarious, though short lived comedy. The show followed the strange lives of the members of the Bluth family, a formerly wealthy and constantly dysfunctional family. It featured characters which forced you to rotate between loving them and hating them on a regular basis. The show aired between 2003 and 2006 but on October 2nd, fellow Arrested Development fans rejoiced upon hearing the news that plans for a spin off show as well as a movie were in the works. The show is set to begin next summer. I couldnt be happier-and judging by the mass of Arrested Development themed Facebook statuses dominating my homepage- its safe to say that Im not the only one.
Robert Murray
Sports Editor
Though I may not understand half the experiments that Sheldon, Leonard, Raj and Howard attempts or talk about this show keeps me laughing from the opening scene to the ending credits. It lets me bring out my inner nerd (for sports knowledge not science). The cast perfectly compliments each other from top to bottom and brings a lot of life experiences for not only myself but a majority of viewers (from embarrassing parents to relationships.) Their social awkwardness to everyday situations is so hilariously relatable with everyone, which has been the root of their success so far and will be in the future.
Alex MacDonald
Op/Ed Editor
The new season of Boardwalk Empire began September 25th with a bang. Or rather a bang-bang-bang the KKK shooting up a distillery run by Chalky and his band of whiskey runners during the 1920s when the Volstead Act and Prohibition were central in American. If you love historical shows, colourful 3 piece suits, debauchery or Steve Buscemi youll love Boardwalk Empire. This new season promises to focus on young Jimmy Darmody as he and his father attempt to overtake Jimmys mentor, corrupt city treasurer Nucky Thompson as bootlegging kingpin in Atlantic City. With Martin Scorsese producing, every episode feels like an epic masterpiece of modern film.
Science/Technology Editor
Its no secret that I HATE Greys Anatomy, being the Sci & Tech editor, and believing in all things sciencey. I watched an episode once where a patients heart caught on fire while it was being operated on. Needless to say, that was my first and last episode. If youre like me, and youd like to watch a TV series that does a fantastic job at featuring drama and actual scientific and medical content at the same time, scope out House. Who am I kidding? Its really just Dr. House (Hugh Laurie) that makes me want to watch House. Or maybe its his sexy female boss. Or it might be their amalgamated sexiness. Just kidding. Its the awesome biological and medical content. For real.
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Chosen musicians vying for a spot in music history
Taylor Losier
Argosy Correspondent
and the Blackhearts, Freddie King, Laura Nyro, The Red Hot Chili Peppers, Rufus with Chaka Khan, the Small Faces and the Faces, the Spinners, Donna Summer and War. Some of these artists, like Donna Summer and the Beastie Boys, have been nominated for entry into the Hall of Fame before, but came up a little short in the votes. Other repeat nominees are Donovan and Laura Nyro. The Red Hot Chili Peppers have also been nominated prior to 2012, while they were still on their longest ever hiatus. Now that theyre back on the music scene, they may stand more of a fighting chance. However, being an active artist doesnt necessarily guarantee you entry. They are up against true musical pioneers, such as Freddie King, one of the Three Kings of electric blues guitar and the man whose legacy has inspired many over the years, from Eric Clapton to Carlos Santana. Then you have Eric B & Rankin who, though they were barely out of their teens when they first entered the business and stayed together for only 6 short years, followed in the footsteps of artists like RUN DMC and pushed the boundaries of rap music farther then they had ever been. Some of these artists havent performed together for years, making the anticipation for the induction ceremony even greater. All these artists have earned the right to appear in the illustrious Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, all of them have taken their music to brand new levels and have cleared the way for the musicians of today. They have inspired us and helped us through tough times with their music;they have worked hard to be where they are today. All of these artists share one common bond: the ability to really understand their art. Its a feeling thing, its emotion. You dont think about it. If you start thinking rock n roll, youre f**ked. Thats when youre homogenized. Thats when its boring. And thats when its bullshit, ( Joan Jett, 2012 nominee). However, no matter what, not all of these artists will be inducted at the twenty-seventh Rock and Roll Hall of Fame ceremony held in Cleveland on April 14.
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After more than twenty years in the music industry, fifteen artists are being recognized for their contributions to music, whether its country, rock, or pop. Due to various elements such as the length and successfulness of their careers, their style and technique, these select few have been nominated as contenders to enter into the 2012 Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. Every year, only a handful (the exact number varies from year to year) of the nominated fifteen are added to the ranks of artists such as Bob Marley, Fleetwood Mac, U2, Queen, Aretha Franklin and many, many more. Who are the possible inductees? You may not have heard of some of these artists before, but rest assured that they were all pioneers in their respective music genres. The list is comprised of: the Beastie Boys, The Cure, Donovan, Eric B & Rankin, Guns N Roses, Heart, Joan Jett
Both the Beastie Boys (Above) and the Red Hot Chilli Peppers (Below) have been nominated in previous years
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The Library Voices is an indie-pop band with a lot to say, and not neccessarily in a library voice.
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The Perms new album, Sofia Nights, can only be described as great fun. The first single of the album, High School High, takes me right back to the nineties (even though I started high school in 2006). It takes me back to the first day of having my license. It makes me feel like a teenager in the most essential sense of the word. The bands alternative rock sound was reminiscent of eighties rock; the vocals especially on the tracks Running Away and Give Me All Your Lovin reminded me of KISS. My only qualm with the album is that some of the songs are a bit whiney, Versus in particular (think Simple Plan). Overall, the album is chock full of feel-good, catchy rock songs. Beware: these songs will get stuck in your head. -Taylor Mooney
Dan Mangans second full length album Oh Fortune carries the same quirk and charm that captured listeners across Canada in 2009 with Nice, Nice, Very Nice; but the Vancouver songsters sophomore album is clearly a more ambitious project, replete with rowdy gang vocals and sharp, precise string arrangements. Oh Fortune, in many ways, picks up where Nice, Nice, Very Nice left off, drawing from the very basic, very real, human interactions that our lives are comprised of, and surrounding his simple and accessible melodies with sophisticated production without distracting from the songs themselves. Ultimately, it is this balance that makes the album a success. Dan Mangan is, first and foremost, a songwriter hes got something to say and he knows how to say it. -Ian Moffat
David Myless sixth album presents us with songs that feel both new and old at the same time; as though a young man with an old soul was telling us a tale through his music. Into The Sun offers a selection of more upbeat songs such as Run and, especially, Simple Pleasures, which are then followed by love songs and haunting melodies that exude a more serious feel, with something exotic echoing in the arrangements. The album also includes two instrumental tracks, The Sea and The Bottom that give off a decidedly jazzy flavour. The music is warm, the vocals smooth and the lyrics show the undeniable talent of this musician. David Myles is an artist with his own style; both refreshing and liberating, it is music that invites you to smile, breathe deeply and relax. -Taylor Losier
This little gem puts forward a colourful blend of folk, funk, and psychedelic roots music. In their firstever EP, the Rocking Chairs have managed to construct an eclectic yet coherent and distinguished sound. Its three songs Bicycle, A Joke, and Bathtub Full of Gin are all deeply layered with vocals, trombones, accordions, a keyboard, guitars and a ukulele: the result is a trio of fully formed tunes, rich with nuance and variation. The playful and intricate EP invites multiple re-listenings. My fingers are crossed for a full length album in the near future. -Ian Moffat
This melodic, mellifluous mlange of moody music makes me mope morosely. HRTKs Work (work, work) is not background music. The album is intended to be a dystopian study with an erotic underbelly. The music sounds like Infected Mushrooms but much slower and less aggressive. However, there is something equally dark here. Coincidentally, this is the first album released by the band (formerly Hate Rock Trio) since the suicide of the bass player and founding member Sean Stewart. If you know HTRK, this album is much gloomier than their first, Marry Me Tonight. The music itself is tight. All the synth lines, drum beats, and sparse vocals gel. No part of the music demands attention from the next. Similarly, the album is a unit, and each song flows fluidly into the next. -Louis Zatzman
Above and left: Even without their saxophone player and a small audience, Slam Dunk gave a performance filled with energy. Below: Babysitter delivering catchy hooks to an eager crowd
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Learn about the little known gem in Middle Sackville
Taylor Mooney
Entertainment Writer
Brian Doncaster is the founder of the Music Barn, a unique music venue situated in Middle Sackville. The Barn showcases primarily bluegrass musicians, though other acts are also welcome. In my interview with Brian, I find out about the origins of the Barn, as well as the type of entertainment it has to offer. Could you tell me a little bit about how the Music Barn came to be? It was a property that I used to visit as a kid with my dad, because the owner was a big beef farmer. He used to buy cattle and my dad used to sell him cattle. In 2006 it came up for sale and I put an offer in and got it, thats how I came to be owner of the property. After I purchased the property I went to work on the barns and I sturdied them up inside, and as I was doing it I put new floor down and I thought well, you know, my daughters a bluegrass player, so we should have a nice big stage in here and maybe have a Saturday night hoedown or something like that. We put the big stage in while we were fixing them up and we advertised for a nice big fundraiser where we brought in ten bands, that was the very first show there. Those bands played all day, and in the modern days of the computer the world knew all about us the next day. What was your original plan for the barns, before you had the idea of turning it into a music venue? I bought it because it was a nice property, and I wanted the barns that were there as well. I had just planned to fix them up to store equipment in them and so forth, but its opened up a whole new avenue of entertainment. Its been a real plus for the area; weve had a lot of entertainers in from all over North America. What kind of crowds do you usually draw? It depends on your entertainment, and if you have too many during
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Katie and the Lichen, Music Mansion and KMVP played at Struts last Friday Night. the atmosphere of STRUTS provided an intimate performance; barefoot performers and a cross-legged audience.
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The interior of the Music Barn in Middle Sackville provides a beautiful setting and acoustics second to none for musicians.
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Despite the weak narrative and difficulty of her character Morgan Davis delivers a strong performance in Julie Bertuccellis movie The Tree. wall, uplifting a fence it becomes more of a hindrance than a comfort to their fragile existence. As the tree grows more destructive, George is introduced as Dawns new boss and love interest. He insists that the tree has to come down, but Simone is adamant about keeping it up, despite the fact that it is destroying their quality of life. The conflict (and Georges presence) drives a spike between Dawn and Simone. It also makes for some pretty heavy-handed, unoriginal symbolism about the dangers of living too much in the past.
This could have been a very compelling film. And, some ways, it was. The Tree is steeped in wonderful cinematography, which showcases brilliantly the Australian outback: the familys torment juxtaposed against Australias wide skies and ethereal landscapes give us some poignant illustrations of a paradise lost. The Tree should also be applauded for some very strong scenes microvignettes, if I can invent a term that have been woven into a weak narrative. We see Simone and Charlie laughing hysterically, perplexed at tree
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The Weather Station & Bruce Peninsula & Banded Stilts 9:00PM @ Georges Fabulous Roadhouse
Oct. 8
Oct. 9
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Bruce Peninsula will be traveling through Sackville this weekend, along with bandmate Tamara Lindeman of The Weather Station.
of recording the album, her sentiment had changed, I felt as the record was coming together that it was very inviting in its sounds. It felt good to me as a listener, and I realized people could listen to it and enjoy it. The Weather Station will be returning to Sackville with fond memories, having played at SappyFest and having only good things to say of the festival: SappyFest was the best show I ever had. I have hopes that perhaps my wedding of possible future or myth will be as good as SappyFest, though I am not convinced it will be. But no matter. There was SappyFest. Be sure not to miss The Weather Station and Bruce Peninsula when they come to Georges Fabulous Roadhouse on October 8.
Paper Lions & Boxer the Horse & Bolivia 10:00pm @Georges Fabulous Roadhouse
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The neutrino has presented a formidable opponent for light , the reigning champion of the cosmic speed limit. Scientists who published the results of the Opera experiment hope that their neutrino wont be disqualified for any experimental errors or statistical flaws.
and obtain more results, to check Opera findings. The one in the US is the Minos experiment which also observed neutrinos to break the speed of light. However, unlike the scientists at Opera, determined that the differences were trivial at best and that their results were not statistically significant. Has other research been conducted in this field that either affirms or negates the findings of the Opera experiment? In 1987, a natural neutrino experiment gave scientists results that clearly negate the Opera finding of neutrinos breaking light speed. In the experiment, neutrinos and light from a supernova (exploding star) 168, 000 light years away, reached Earth. If the neutrinos had been travelling at the speed calculated from the Opera experiment, they should have arrived five years before the light; they arrived about three hours earlier. This means that they moved at the same speed as light. According to supernova theory, neutrinos escape from the explosion a few hours before light does, accounting for the three hour difference. How have some independent physicists interpreted the Opera experiment results? Jim Al-Khalili, a physics professor at the University of Surrey said that he suspects there is likely to be an error in the data and that if the Cern experiment proves to be correct and neutrinos have broken the speed of light, I will eat my boxer shorts on live TV. Other physicists have looked for alternative exaplnations to make sense of the results in a reasonable way.
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The Financial Times reports that some scientific discoveries turn up when expected, while others, like neutrinos appearing to break the speed of light, come out of the blue and invite the response: Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence.
In a phone call with the Argosy, Mount Allison physics professor Dr. Mohammad Ahmady discussed a few alternative explanations that have surfaced since the Opera results were released to the public. Ahmady highlighted the fact that the Opera paper has not yet been peer-reviewed. Until such reviews are published and become public, there are a number of possibilities that have been posited by enthusiastic physicists. Many papers have appeared over the course of the last few days emphasizing the possibility that dark matter could be affecting the results, and an even larger number of papers has given attention to how a Lorenz transformation may allow for neutrinos to travel faster than light, thereby violating the principles of relativity.
3. Facebook apps need only ask permission once to share stories on your behalf.
Although not as big a deal as the Timeline, this tweak may be one of the more controversial. Previously, apps had to ask every time they shared information about you in your profile. Now, the first time you authorize the app, it will tell you what its going to share about you. If you give the app the proper authorization, it will never ask you again.
5. You can watch TV and movies, listen to music, and read news with your friends all within Facebook.
Internet Photo / The Times Online Mark Zuckerberg speaks at the f8 conference last week, outlining his plans for the future of the social networking giant.
youve visited on a world map that scrolls all the way back to your birth. It encourages you to post more stuff about your past, such as baby pictures, using Facebook as a scrapbook. Remember when all you could do to something on Facebook a video, a comment, a product, a person was like it? Those days are long gone. The social network has launched Facebook Gestures, which means that Facebooks partners and developers can turn any verb into a button.
2. You dont have to just like something now you can [verb] any [noun].
Status updates, photos albums, changes in relationship status: these are the kinds of things you want to see from your friends when you look at your news feed. Who killed whom in Mafia Wars? Who planted what in FarmVille? Not so much. So that kind of trivial detail has been banished to the Ticker, a real-time list of things your friends are posting now that scrolls down the side of your screen.
Starting today, thanks to a whole bunch of partnerships, there are a lot more things you can do without ever having to leave Facebook. You can watch a show on Hulu, listen to a song on Spotify, or check out a story on Yahoo News (or Mashable, via the Washington Posts Social Read application.) The ticker will tell you what your friends are watching, listening to or reading, allowing you to share the experience with them by clicking on a link.
We got two interesting nuggets of information out of Zuckerberg: Facebook has hit 800 million users, and most of them are active. The social network just saw a new record for the most visitors in one day: an eye-popping 500 million.
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Oops
moments
David Shi
Argosy Correspondent
As the saying goes, even the best fall sometimes and scientists certainly arent impervious to this. Heres a list, in no particular order, of some of the biggest blunders made by the science community in modern times. Mars Climate Orbiter (1998) This is a cautionary tale about units. The NASA team went metric while the manufacturer coded software to work in English units. The painful lesson learned here was that 1 Newton does not equal 1 lb-force and the result was the orbiter, while being inserted into orbit, got within 57-km of the surface of Mars when it should have been at an altitude 226km. 327.6 million dollars worth of spacecraft burned up in the Martian atmosphere.
Internet Photo/Wikia assembled. Another shuttle mission had to be planned and 5 EVAs performed to correct the error. The importance of performing multiple tests in any experiment is made clear here, I think. Large Hadron Collider (2007) Sometimes, you just screw up. The LHC is a model of internatfional cooperation: multiple countries gather together, dish out a combined 3.1 billion euros to dig a circular tunnel under France and Switzerland in order to smash particles together better than we can already. Yet, shortly before opening day, a supermagnet support failed during testing. The reason: a design fault that was identified in the original design but not changed in four engineering reviews over many years. The director of Fermilab, makers of the support, says: In this case we are dumbfounded that we missed some very simple balance of forces. Go figure.
The 2011 Physics Nobel Prize winners (from left to right) Adam Reiss, Brian Schmidt, and Saul Perlmutter have much to smile about.
Working in two teams back in the 1990s, Adam Reiss, Saul Perlmutter and Brian Schmidt meticulously observed supernovas in distant galaxies and took measurements of the rate at which they were moving away. Their findings from 1988 are what have earned them a Nobel Prize, and are revolutionary in the sense that they have turned our concepts about the universe upside down. down. In this way, the universe would eventually stop expanding, and then move back inward on itself. Their findings, now clearly well-recognized, were subject of extreme criticism at the time. The notion that the universe would expand to a point where stars and galaxies were so far apart that the universe would segue into a cold and dark state was not easily swallowed by the science community.
NASA recently in a partnership with the U.S Department of Energy to design a space-based observatory with the purpose of working towards an understanding of Dark Energy. Although their findings about the expansion of the universe have been supported, no scientist (or their tools and instruments) has yet outright detected dark energy.
Hubble Space Telescope (1990s) 2.5 billion dollars worth of telescope sat in a warehouse for several years after space shuttle Challenger blew up in 86. It finally hitched a ride on the Discovery into orbit in 1990. Only then did NASA find out that the primary mirror had a flaw of 2200 nanometers at the edges. It turns out only one test instrument was trusted for quality control on the mirror and as [bad]luck would have it, the instrument was improperly
Internet Photo / Lab Spaces Fruit flies as test subjects in the discovery of the JARID1a Protein
implications for human health. The body is essentially a collection of clocks. We roughly knew what mechanism told the clock to wind down at night, but we didnt know what activated us again in the morning. Now that weve found it, we can explore more deeply how our biological clocks malfunction as we get older and develop chronic illness,
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Extremely well-preserved fossils found in the Dominican Republic; biologists believe many of the species are now extinct Individuals may have discovered extrasolar planets on their own, at home, by making use of NASAs data as part of the Planet Hunters program Large numbers of microbial lifeforms found in fresh water springs at the bottom of the Dead Sea
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Two Oceans Trio bows after a well receieved performance at the Brunton Auditorium.
beautiful rising and falling melodies, and a recurring call and answer motif between the flute and the piano. I was impressed with Aurells incredibly quick, intricate finger work and her dynamic control. It is no easy feat to perform strong transitions from loud to soft on a flute, yet Aurells flute soared above the piano and cello with ease and conviction. Next, the audience was treated to Aurell and Johnstons premier performance of Martin Kutnowskis Als ver mis horas de fiebre. Kutnowski is an Argentina native, currently teaching St. Thomas University. The piece was inspired by Spanish poet Gustavo Adolfo Bcquers Rima LXI. The work is thus highly romantic and explores the emotions and drug-like states associated with unattainable love. Its three movements were each inspired by separate Rimas, and were intended as musical renderings of the poems imagery. Accordingly, Kutnowskis work was filled with drama and tangible tenderness and anguish. These sentiments were realized through rich homophonic textures, heartbreaking melodies and occasionally erratic composition. Aurells flute played with a clear,
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unwavering tone, and a penetrating high register. The fluid, sustained piano line perfectly embodied the mood of Kutnowskis moving composition. The second act opened with a premier performance of Two Ocean, composed by Canadian Anthony Genge. The piece was composed specifically for this trio. In fact, the group acquired its name (Two Oceans Trio) after realizing that at least two oceans were involved in the varied histories of the composer and musicians. Prior to the performance, audience members were reminded
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Baked Ham speakers Dr. Jennifer Harris and John Murchie. The series presents talks on seemingly unrelated topics and asks Sackville residents to draw connections between them.
Ham series. Last Friday was the first time I have been to the legion to attend something other than a live music show. I was used to the overall friendly and pleasant atmosphere of the Legion something that other bars in town, in my opinion, lack. But I was in store for a community gathering that surpassed what I have come to expect from a Sackville speaker series. It felt more like a family reunion than a head-to-head intellectual event. The tables were adorned with chip bowls, pool cues from the other room sounded in the background, and everyone seemed to feel at home. Harris began the night by telling funny anecdotes to explain her interest in genealogy as a teenager, and how this interest eventually led to many unorthodox research methods. After being asked to do the Baked Ham, Harris took it upon herself to uncover some lost history of her counterpart, John Murchie. Harris
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Jeffery Donaldson and Amanda Jerrigan share their academically inspired poetry at the Owens Art Gallery.
about books was full of images that and Donaldsons encounter with invited the listener to literary ghost and ponder the nature of founding father John poetry, reading, and A. MacDonald. Canada bespeaks books. Canada bespeaks the genius of D on a l d s on the genius of metaphor concluded by reading metaphor, said a longer work entitled Donaldson. There is Jeffery Donaldson something intuitively Province House. The poem was Author of compatible about the about the legislative Guesswork Canadian citizen and building in everyones metaphor. favourite cradle in the Vague words from waves, Prince Edward Island. The poet a learned scholar and poet, but I discussed the history of Canadian believe his sentiment rang true with confederation in Charlottetown in the crowd after his reading of the the latter half of the 19th century, observational narrative poem. Jernigan then took to the podium, and there was a slight sense of nervousness about her. All of this was immediately effaced, however, when she began to read her verse. Her poetry was precise and without superficial embellishments. It was full of interesting and poignant images, and overflowing with classical and biblical allusions. Jernigan spoke of her appreciation and knowledge of the classics, and from her poetry it was clear that she was well informed in this area. The reading was followed by a brief Q&A period with the audience. The discussion focused on the role of
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the reader in poetry, and also on the importance of having, or not having, footnotes to accompany poetry that is ridden with classical allusions. This all sounds wonderfully esoteric, but in my opinion the discussion remained relatively accessible. All in all, this was a great event; it is always rewarding to see what Mount Allison grads do after their undergraduate years. The two poets were masters of their craft, and they discussed points that were interesting to both the learned English scholar and the average poetry enthusiast.
All of Shakespeares plays, including Romeo and Juliet, will be translated into various languages.
and barrier-transcending ways that people can speak to one another, said Globe Theatre artistic director Dominic Dromgoole. We want to celebrate this international affection by welcoming Shakespeare enthusiasts - producers, performers and audiences - to experience his work in their own languages and dialects. The festival will begin with a performance by the Isango Ensemble of Cape Town, South Africa. The Isango Ensemble will be performing the narrative poem Venus & Adonis in IsiZulu, IsiXhosa, SeSotho, Setswana, Afrikaans and South African English. Isangos productions re-imagine classics from the Western theatre canon, finding new context for the stories within a South African or Township setting said a Globe Theatre press release. This eclectic mixture of South African languages will serve as a fitting introduction to the project. Another interesting performance is sure to be the The National Theatre of Chinas performance of Richard III. The National Theatre of China is the largest state-level performing arts organization of the Peoples Republic of China, and this performance of one of the Bards most thrilling revenge blood-baths will be in Mandarin, a group of related Chinese dialects that is spoken by over 1 billion native speakers, more than any language in the world. Londons own Deafinitely Theatre will be performing Shakespeares
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Book Reviews
Hitch written by Matthew Holmes
Sackville author Matthew Holmes writes poetry any literary enthusiast must read
Benjamin Dunfield
Argosy Correspondent
Internet photo/ harbourpublishing A small, beautifully bound book with a print diagram of a knot graces the cover of Sackville's Matthew Holmes' collection of poetry, Hitch. Holmes' poetry is easily the best debut collection I have read this year. One of the most impressive things about it is his ability to tie topics together. Printed by Nightwood Editions, in British Columbia, the book was typeset and designed by Carleton Wilson, giving it a very artistic look. Holmes observes subjects as far ranging as scientific research to social commentaries. For example, his short work of prose, Heisenbergs Uncertainty Principle, a story about a man who puts up lost dog posters and posters for lost money, having lost neither, ultimately refers to the German physicists theory of not being able to know the position and momentum of a particle at the same time. Holmes manages to skillfully combine topics, thus weaving beautiful works that emphasize the overlying idea of his book: knots. Broken into 5 chapters (wittingly spelling out HITCH), the form of the collection is diverse, making each an interesting read and never feeling like the poems are getting repetitive. On the surface, his style is simplistic, with very elegant writing that hints at a depth just waiting to be found. If I were to pick out the best quality of the book, it would have to be the fact that it is so diverse, that the topics are so far reaching, but most of all, that the collection is riveting to read. It is absolutely worth the money and I highly recommend picking up a copy. If you have recently read a book you feel strongly about, submit a review to the Argosy, and get your voice heard! Email argosy@mta.ca with your contribution.
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turned my stomach. In college, I was the dick who quit Facebook when that was still legal, and who protested the ratification of the 209th when it wasnt, thinking I was making some kind of statement. I even refused a DS1 avatar for teleconferences at
Neurogeology
Ian Malcolm
Argosy Correspondent
Its goddamn 2060 and people still complain about Facebook updates. There are kids now whove never known anything but Facebook, who have been neurally interfacing with it, logged in through a 30Gb encryption scan of their own EYEBALL from BIRTHfor christsakeand they still complain when so much as one inbox icon has changed position. Of course, isnt this what all old fogeys talk about: My dad had to manually log in to check his own email account, and it could only parse text! Go ahead, roll your eyes, but kids now they make it so easy to lapse into a kind of solipsistic good-old-days routine. I mean, look out your window and you can see groups of the little shits blinking at one other for contact information like bats, or something. And those are just the ones who can go outside. The Indoorsers holographic avatars arent even trying to be, like, vaguely humanoid anymore. Just yesterday my mom calledGod bless her absolutely scandalized by having to ask a giant floating penis (probably some 14-year-old, too) for directions to a bus-stop. Some would call her old-fashioned, but it really made me think. A couple years ago all this wouldve
Ian Malcolm my nonprofit gig and thought it was noble of me to demand face-to-face interactionas if it were somehow more genuine. Looking back now, I know I was a hippy, an idealist. Who am I, really, trying to live alone in the proverbial woods with everything so nearby. I feel selfish complaining. There are so many things we can collectively pat ourselves on the back about: new victories in the LGBTQBFX(McJ) community, quantum weatherprediction, animal-and synthetic-
rights breakthroughs Hell, my mom had to worry about Glaucoma in the 10s! But its always been like this, our tendency to scoff at the future. Neuroplasticity is the buzzword at work now, how our brains will adapt and eventually supersede any technology we throw at them, the progressive response to my former Luddism. Its a joke in my section, then, that the one part of our brain resistant to progress is devoted to hating the young. Every generation stretching back beyond imagination to the dimmest primordial flutter of lifehas thought that the next one would fuck it all up. And maybe they have. Maybe its just that their squishy, polymer brains were built for it. Theyre working on my kid down at the hospital, getting rid of all the pain and the bile and cancer before the little guy (I decided yesterday) even has to worry about being born. Ive resigned myself to the fact that hell speak CS-VIII before English, and may decide to switch to a trendier gender by high-school. I hope they dont take the rock out of his brain though. I hope hell think Im an oldfashioned, complacent asshole; I hope Ill make fun of him for dressing like an idiot, for having a garish avatar in his yearbook. I hope I can tell him stories about walking uphill both ways, even if theyre lies. I hope he complains about Facebook updating his brain automatically, about not being able to find the little pop-up for video chat directly behind his pupil. I hope that rock is me.
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SPORTS
Mounties victorious
Robert Murray
Sports Editor
The Mount Allison Mounties Lacrosse team came from behind after trailing at the half to beat Acadia 13-11 this past weekend at Raymond Field in Wolfville, Nova Scotia. The Mounties (2-3) played a loose first half but tightened up in the second to ensure victory. The first quarter got underway with Bryan Graham of Acadia scoring five seconds into the game, followed by an unassisted effort by Brandon Boudreau two minutes later, to put the Mounties down by two quickly. Facing an early momentum shift, star veteran Wayne Crossman and Kevin Isherwood retaliated with three goals over the next ten minutes. Jason Gray potted a final goal for the Mounties as the quarter ended with Mt. A leading 4-2. The second quarter saw Acadia take control as Bryan Graham replied early again before potting his third of the game, just over the hallway mark of the quarter. Acadia then followed up Grahams effort with goals from David Boernu and Matt Hannam. Wayne Crossman potted his third goal of the match to put the Mounties down by one headed into the break. The third quarter provided equal scoring for both teams as Ben Leger scored early followed by two goals from Mike Lowe in the final six minutes of the quarter. Hannam got the scoring underway early for the Laxmen, followed by goals from Andrew Bradley and Graham, who potted his fourth of the match. With the Mounties still trailing going into the fourth quarter, the duo of Crossman and Isherwood controlled the scoring in the first half of the quarter, potting three goals between them. Not to be outdone by Crossman, Bryan Graham potted his fifth and final goal of the match while Hannam picked up his hat-trick a few minutes later. With the score tied at eleven and time running out, Kevin Isherwood proved why he belongs in elite company in the MUFLL (Maritime University Field Lacrosse League) as he finished with his fourth goal of the match. Ben Leger added his second with a little over a minute left to add an insurance marker for the Mounties. Goalie Tyler James rebounded nicely from a tough loss against the Saint Mary Huskies the previous night in Halifax to pick up the victory. Kevin Isherwood remains on a torrid pace as he attempts to eclipse his 34 point total from his 2010 campaign. He currently sits second in league scoring with 19 goals and 22 points. The Mounties have the weekend off before returning home to face the Dalhousie Tigers on Sunday October 16th, 1pm at Landsdowne Field, before playing Xavier in a home game the following weekend to close out their regular season.
3rd year fullback Femi Adegbidi (left) and 2nd year midfielder Marcus Greenlaw (right) battle with UdeM defender Florian Ntima-Nsiemi (center) on Friday night under the lights at MacAuley Field.
lively in defence as he cut down the supply of crosses to Moncton front man Charles Tousignant. The Blue Eagles had a goal disallowed late into the second half, increasing the tension on the field and off it. Two hundred spectators were on the edge of their seats in the Mount Allison stands. Pat Burtt saw an inspired performance end in tragedy, as he hobbled off the pitch after being taken out by a horrific yet uncorrected foul by the squad from Moncton. His pass earlier on had set up Bradley Joseph for what could have been his second goal of the night, but he dragged the ball too wide and the attack was snuffed out. Eighty-seven minutes into the game, and the men in blue were dominating possession. A double flick on header shaped a goal for Moncton, while the soccer Mounties hung their heads, rooted to the spot with shock. With that goal, the Mount Allison Mounties dropped to second last in the AUS table, however, it was a commendable performance nonetheless.The men closed out their weekend with a second draw, this time against UNB. The womens game kicked off another exciting performance by the lady Mounties against Moncton, as the away side looked to take revenge for their defeat earlier on in the season. But the ever-consistent duo of Danica Lundy and Hilary Hamilton combined to take the home side to a draw against a much improved Moncton side. Early goal efforts by Moncton forced standout rookie keeper Robin Bessemer into action, but none hard enough to defeat the likes of the experienced shot stopper. Lindsay
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Cormier proved that she was up to the task of wearing the number nine shirt, the number worn by the most formidable of strikers in the modern day game. Her tally of three shots during the course of the game showed the opponents that the Mounties meant business. Although the Mounties were unable to score, the team played their heart out on the pitch and gave it their all. The squad seemed to finally sink in to the new formation used by Coach Barry Cooper, as they utilized their attacking options on the wing to penetrate a stubborn Moncton defence. None of their attacks came to fruition, as the game ended 0-0. The Women took their talents to Fredericton on Sunday and achieved the same result against UNB, a scoreless draw. The lady Mounties played out the second draw of their campaign.
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STU women too much for Mt. A
STU downs Mt. A 24-5 in Fredericton
Robert Murray
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first try for STU who shutout the Mounties 12-0 in the first half, while Keirsten Steeves, the ACAA Rookie of the Year from last season converted the kick to complete the seven-point play. Keala Grant of Quispamsis added a try for the Tommies. The youth movement continued to pay immediate dividends as a trio of rookies excelled for the Mounties. Ashley Edwards, playing in the outside centre position, took on a big role in the teams strategy of attack and thrived in the role. Sydney Mann was held off the score sheet but still managed to play a solid game at full back, giving her teammates in front of her confidence to press the attack. Finally, rookie Katie Robinson (see the Better Know a Mountie section for an in depth feature), played a consistent game with the forwards making the team attack look more and more fluid after each play. The veterans were not about to be outdone though as Lauren Feindel played well defensively, with Lauren Hutchinson adding some great cuts to advance the ball downfield. While the Tommies controlled the scoreboard in the first half, the Mounties increased the pressure in the second, confining the defending ACAA champions to their side for most of the last half. Coach Megan MacDonald was cautiously optimistic about Sundays result and the possibility of facing STU in the playoffs, saying, I think that our team played well today before adding, we will have to come together as a team and play as a team for the next time we meet STU. She is already looking forward to the next time the Mounties take the pitch as the team prepares to take on NSAC on October 15th. She noted the team just needs to keep doing what they are doing and while there is room for improvement, it is nothing that practice cannot take care of. The Tommies play an away game in Halifax on October 16th against The University of Kings Blue Devils while the Mounties travel to Truro on the 15th to take on the Nova Scotia Agricultural College.
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The STU Tommies exacted a measure of revenge on home turf this past Sunday as they downed the Mount Allison Womens Rugby team by a final score of 24-5 on a cloudy and partially rainy day in Fredericton. Coming off a breakthrough victory last week, the women looked poised throughout the game to continue the trend but the team eventually ran out of opportunities to take control of the game. Lauren Feindel scored the only try for Mount Allison, who drops into a tie with STU atop the ACAA Womens Rugby standings at 3-1. Miranda Augustine scored the
Mount Allisons Womens rugby team takes on St. Thomas University in ACAA action in Fredericton.
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Rookie Wide receiver Damone Williams (center) avoids a tackle from Mounties defensive back Luke Ekoh (left). Mt. A lost 24-17.
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moment that stands out. We're such a close-knit team that every practice, every time we get together, it's always a blast. But I know that I will never forget the feeling of starting that first game of the season, my first game as a Mountie, playing lock. I was so nervous! I had never played in the pack, let alone being in the dead centre of the scrum, but all the girls helped me out so much, it was very reassuring! Robert: How did it feel to beat St. Thomas University this past Friday after going down in defeat last year in the final to them? Katie: It was an amazing feeling! Though this is my first year, I watched the finals last year when they lost to STU. So basically, ever since training camp, every time we were doing fitness or sprints, our mantra was that "This is for STU!" We worked very hard in these first few weeks, and it paid off ! Yes, it was very lucky when Sydney's animal instincts kicked in and she fiercely pounced on that loose ball to kick us into the lead, but that was a very fast pace game. We worked so hard for it and we played with heart, never giving up. When the final whistle blew, it was just such a moment of relief that all our work had paid off. But they will be coming back at us hard on Sunday, it's not over yet. Robert: What made you choose Mt. A? Katie: Being a francophone and living in Moncton, you're basically brainwashed into thinking you have to go to l'Universit de Moncton. So for the longest time, that was my plan. It was only in November of last year that I really started to doubt my decision, doubting that it was really was my decision at all. The turning point was actually a conversation with my football coach Serge Bourque. He basically talked about how the school spirit and the campus life here was so different, (he never went to MTA, but he did his undergrad at Bishop's and his masters at UdeM) and asked me where I thought I would be happier. That really got me thinking. The two year science program that I intended to take at UdeM is very intensive and time consuming. Also, there would be no sports opportunities for me at
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Katie Robertson (center) scores a try against Moncton High School last year in New Brunswick Highschool rugby action. She is part of the Mounties rookie core taking the ACAA by storm.
time ever being a forward. I am typically a back fielder, playing scrum-half or fly-half. Robert:Who is your favourite team to play against or which team are you looking forward to playing and why? Katie: Playing STU has definitely been my favourite game so far, though we sort of have a love/hate relationship with them. We love to hate them haha. They stole the team's championship title last year, so we all want to make them pay for that. But playing a fast pace game is always so much fun that personally I enjoy playing them a lot more than NSAC or Kings. We beat them last Friday, and our second league game against them is this Sunday in Fredericton. I CAN'T WAIT! Robert: What other extra-curricular activities are you involved with outside of rugby? Katie: I used to be involved in lots of other activities and sports, but rugby took over. I played volleyball, basketball, football, and track&field. I also used to be very involved in my high school's orchestra and jazz band. But ever since I've started playing rugby in grade nine, it has been slowly taking over my life. I now play on 3-4 teams each year. It's basically all I do! Robert: What has been your best experience so far with the rugby team? Katie: It's hard to pinpoint one
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Robert: What year are you in and where are you from originally? Katie: I'm a first year student from Moncton, NB. Robert: What year on the team is this for you and what position(s) have you played on the team? Katie: This is my first year playing for the team. I played lock (2nd row) in the first two games, and flank in the last game against STU. Although, this is my first
UdeM since there is no rugby, and I am not at a high enough level to play volleyball there (not that I would have had any time to play sports had I done the DSS program). So I would go from playing football, basketball and for multiple rugby teams one year, to nothing the next. At the end of the line, regardless of the price difference or what everyone thought I should do, I decided that coming to MTA would ultimately make me happier than staying in Moncton. It wasn't an easy decision, but it's been the best one I've ever made. Another factor is that my coach all through high school, Andrew MacDonald, is the head coach for the women's team here at MTA. So I had been involved with the Mounties throughout high school, coming to watch games, and even playing with them a few times in exhibition games when they needed numbers. It also helped that I know Andrew's coaching style, I know how he thinks and I know what he expects from us. It helped me to know with 100% certainty that I would love my rugby experience here, if nothing else. Robert: Do you have any plans for when you graduate? Katie: I can't say for sure, but I do hope to continue my postsecondary education and, with a lot of hard work, I hope to be accepted into med school. Rugby wise, I am no longer eligible to play for the U18 NB rugby team that I've been playing on for four years now, but I might play for the U20 team. I also plan to continue playing for the Moncton Black Tide Senior women's team that I've been playing on for four years as well (provincial champs, 3 years in a row!). Furthermore, this past year, Sherry Doiron, the president of the NBRU kick started the NB Senior Women's program that hadn't been running for 4-5 years now. I plan to continue with that program as well. I basically plan on playing rugby until my body is too old and broken to play any more... at which point I will probably start coaching!
The Womens Cross Country team after their victory at Universit Sainte-Anne. Both cross country teams remain undefeated.
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Margaret Little, viola da gamba, and Sylvain Bergeron, achlute An intimate concert featuring dazzling variations on some of the greatest hits of the 16th and 17th centuries. Tickets: Adult and 65+: $20. ; Students: $5 Saturday, 15 October 8 p.m. Sackville United Church, 112 Main Street Louisbourg Choir and Festival orchestra Under the direction of artistic director Monique Richard. Works by Monteverdi, Pergolesi, and Bach Tickets: Adult: $25; 65+: $20. ; Students: $10 Sunday, 16 October 7 p.m. Saint Anselme Church, Dieppe Louisbourg Choir and Festival orchestra Under the direction of artistic director Monique Richard Same concert as Saturday Tickets: Adult: $25; 65+: $20. ; Students: $10.
Programme subject to change without notice. Tickets on sale at the door.
October 6, 7:30 p.m. Cost: $6.00 with membership, $9.00 without membership
Guest lecture Groundwater discharge as a potential trigger for harmful algal blooms (HABs) in the Northern Gulf of Mexico
October 7, 2:30 p.m. Dr. Hugh MacIntyre, Department of Oceanography, Dalhousie University Flemington Building, Room 116
www.SackvilleEarlyMusic.ca
Sunday
Public Skating October 9, 3:00p.m.
Tuesday
Sackville Town Council Meeting
October 11, 7:00p.m. Council Chambers, 110A Main Street
Wednesday Protecting the Athabasca River Ecosystem from the Oil Sands Industry
October 12, 7:00 p.m. Dr. David Schindler 2011-2012 Davidson Lecture in Canadian Studies The President's Speakers Series for the Year of Science and Discovery Colloquium Musicum October 12, 4:00 p.m. Nicole Martin, Summer Undergraduate Award Winner Brunton Auditorium
Monday
Thanksgiving Day No Classes! October 10 Campus-wide
Mon-Thurs: 12:00-1:30 Fri: 12:00-1:00 Current MtA Students can skate free at lunch hour skating sessions!
Public Presentation Climate Change October 12, 7:00 p.m. Tantramar Planning District Commission