Packed with cards and gifts with an cool wit and a sideways look at life

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2011/12

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Welcome to our new look 2011/2012 catalogue. This year we have concentrated on our newest products, in a clearer format. We have also introduced our new mixed Bumper Packs of Best-sellers, Occasions cards and Christmas cards which we hope you will find useful. These and all the rest of our cards and gifts are also available via our website at www.cathtatedirect.com. Enjoy your browse through our catalogue!

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insanity CMG450 Mug 5.99 Card CTF450 1.99

GREETinGS CaRdS 1.99

Lets put the slap back into slapper

PMT fear Coaster CSiCTa037 1.95 Greetings card CTF720 1.99

Femin-its sticky post it notes to empower your memos WUPG1818 5.25

Behind my fridge lurks a primeval swamp

Slapper CTF841

Primeval swamp CTF837

Wake me up GC0258

Extreme sport JHF804

Between two evils CTF039

Wild life CTF008

Style was her bible CTF036

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Women of the Revolution 18.99 Forty Years of Feminism Extracts from feminist writings in The Guardian

The Equality Illusion 12.99 Campaigner Kat Banyard argues that women face inequality and feminism is the answer!

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an inordinate passion for pleasure is the secret for staying young BP630

Its great being a therapist. Just love the gossip.

I used to be Snow White. But I drifted.

Things are getting worse. Please send chocolate.

Well always be friends. We know too much about each other.

Therapist FiF806

Snow white FiF811

Send chocolate FiF817

always friends FiF818

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Socks KMK224

Behind every woman CTF838

Gripping cup cakes CTF050

Rebels without a clue CTF010

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Bobble world CTF062

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Folk song mama JHF798

angel adolescents JHF799

Unbridled passion CTF821

advice from mum dF09

Hardworking father being forced off bed dF12

Whats wrong with the ones for 17.50? dF42

My husband hates Strictly dF65

Exhausted parent on blue carpet dF40

dad making an effort not to enjoy himself dF16

auntie May talking through the whole of the second half dF38

For Gods sake put your pyjamas on, Jeffrey dF28

discussing the loft conversion dF29

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Senior Moments The essential guide to dealing with your dotage. Full of advice, examples, anecdotes, confessions and excuses. Required reading for anyone who is interested in er whatever it is. By Shelley Klein 9.99

GRandPaREnTS Mug CMG740 5.99 Greetings card CTF740 1.99

Hand PRinTEd LETTERPRESS CaRdS with coloured envelopes 2.95

You rock ZPK017

not a day over three ZPK058

GREETinGS CaRdS 1.99

More candles CTF839

Creep up on you CTF826

Youth CTF823

act the age you feel BP634

Dont worry. Youll be even older tomorrow.

Good heavens! I didnt realise you were that old!

A birthday is no excuse to get any older.

All men over 40 are scoundrels.

Older tomorrow FiF805

That old FiF816

Birthday excuse FiF813

all men over 40 FiF814

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Musicians BaR122

Birthday cake BaR160

Birthday ball BaR054

PULL THE TaB THE PiCTURE CHanGES! GREETinGS CaRdS 2.95

Hand PRinTEd LETTERPRESS CaRdS with coloured envelopes 2.95

a real card ZPK079

Beeep ZPK008

Card not a bill ZPK061

Lame birthday party ZPK040

I dont do birthdays ZPK026

Birthday hangover ZPK039

Mr Happy Birthday ZPK060

Make it a double ZPK062

OMGUR40 ZPK064

OMGUR6T ZPK070

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FaTHERHOOd CSiCTa043 Coaster 1.95 CTF533 Greetings card 1.99

Like your mother CSiCTa036 Coaster 1.95 CTF420 Greetings card 1.99 CT420 Postcard 60p Mug CMG450 5.99

SOMEOnE TO annOY CSiCTa041 Coaster 1.95 CTF582 Greetings card 1.99 Mug CMG582 5.99

PULL THE TaB THE PiCTURE CHanGES! GREETinGS CaRdS 2.95

Kiss BaR153

Married couple BaR504

Birthday bear BaR481

Pregnant woman BaR542

Hand PRinTEd LETTERPRESS CaRdS with coloured envelopes 2.95

This house wont clean ZPW014

Hospitals ZPW015

Born yesterday ZPW006

BUMPER PaCK OF SPECiaL OCCaSiOnS CaRdS!

Pack of 12 Cath Tate special occasions cards for the price of 10! One each of hilarious cards to cover all sorts of card giving occasions such as births, marriages, new jobs, mothers and fathers day, get well and anniversaries CTP02 19.90

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THE HOUSEHOLd BOX 19.95

The box contains a mass of practical and poetic ideas for transforming your life. With a huge array of signs and other communication devices, spectacular interior design features, as well as an 80-page HOUSEHOLd ManUaL, which is packed with fun and games.

THE HOUSEHOLd BOX will enable you to:

Re-imagine your family, its past present and future Transform your home into a hotel or a Buddhist cave Communicate on a daily basis in refreshingly different Set off on adventures without leaving your front door
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With a cup of tea in your hand, anything is possible Mug CMG426 5.99 Greetings card CTF426 1.99 Coaster CSiCTa038 1.95

Radical Gardening by George McKay Politics, idealism & rebellion in the garden. Book 15cm x 21cm 12.99

The evils of drinking, Card with a badge GiBGCEvils2.95

Middle aged men playing football Greetings card dF21 2.25

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The reluctant rambler Greetings card dF67 2.25

GREETinGS CaRdS 1.99

Save energy, particularly your own

His vice was diY CTF034

Save energy CTF822

Happy cyclist CTF824

ask directions CTF843

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Working from home dF56

Joyce with her leaving present dF01

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Watching my briefcase slowly sink dF14

Paper jam dF44

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Workaholic JHF802

Mad to work here ROB03

Will you be my Facebook friend?

its not the work ZPK027 2.95 Facebook friend FiF812

Library ROB02

aLBERT EinSTEin Pull the tab card BaR573 2.95 Relatively Strong Mints 2.50 Little tin of peppermints 4.5cm x 4.5cm

SCHOOLS nOT Bad Einsteins Ensembles 11.50 Mix n match magnetic dress up wardrobe Mug CMG588 5.99 Greetings card 19cm x 27.5cm CTF588 1.99

TEaCHinG Mug CMG1707 5.99 Greetings card CTF1707 1.99 Postcard d1707 60p

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The teachers LB65

Once its in my bag, Ive got no idea what my phone gets up to
Eat up, dear, then you can tweet all your friends what you had for breakfast

idiot LB53

Instruction manuals are for wimps

Never try to be funny when filling in an insurance form

Phone in my bag CTF842

Tweet your breakfast CTF840 instruction manuals CTF820

insurance form CTF825

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BE PREPaREd! Pack of 12 different classic Cath Tate Christmas cards for the price of 10! a handy pack so that you have a range of hilarious Christmas cards to send to all your friends.CTP03 19.90

CHRiSTMaS CaRdS 1.99 EaCH 7.50 per pack of 5 (single design) Blank inside

Christmas goes on XCTF836

What has he got me? XCTF835 Five full dinners XCTF834

Xmas on facebook XCTF833

Male menopause XJHF827

an end to inequality XJHF828 Santa therapy XJHF829

Forgetful king XJHF830

Middle aged lang syne XJHF831

Unemployed partridge XJHF832

Cook the bird TURKEY Singles only

How long you in for? Just over Christmas, i heard about it on a money saving website. MOnEY SaVinG XMT33 Singles only

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Father Xmas BaR498

PULL THE TaB THE PiCTURE CHanGES! GREETinGS CaRdS 2.95 Hand PRinTEd LETTERPRESS CaRdS with coloured envelopes 2.95

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Commuters frolicking in the snow after all the trains have been cancelled dF60 2.25

Reading Woman Mini wall calendar W628 5.99 18 x 18 cm Twelve beautiful paintings of women reading

Simon drews Famous Phrases 2012 calendar 5.95 Simon drews own amusing interpretation of well known phrases. 15 x 42 cm

BEST SELLERS BUMPER PaCK

CTP01 19.90 12 of the best Cath Tate Cards for the price of 10! a handy pack to have at home so you dont have to rush out at the last minute to get a card for your friend at the corner shop! all cards are also available as single cards at 1.99. See our Special Occasions Bumper Pack and our Christmas Bumper Pack inside

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When you have style you have everything

Laugh and the world laughs with you

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The more I know about men, the more I love my dog

snore and you sleep alone

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Cath Tate Cards 2012 Calendar all the funniest images of the year. One month per page, 15 x 42cm CTC332 5.99

Cath Tate Direct 37 Hills Lane Shrewsbury SY1 1QU Tel: 01743 236600 Fax: 020 8678 1119 Email: enquiries@cathtatedirect.com

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