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100 things life is too short for

This is my 100th post, so be that as it may, here are 100 things in life life is too short for! Both you and I know it. Life is short. Everyone likes to spew forth that line, but hardly ever get to follow it through. Well, I for one certainly believe in it. I think shit is real meaning not everyone gets to live the fairy tale life of living at a ripe old age and get to mentally call it quits, becoming totally at peace before they go. No, thats not how it is for a lot of people. Its a sad, but true fact in life. Just start living before its too late! For a free guide and other bonuses, check out Aldentan.com! Life is too short 1) To do shit you dont even feel like doing. 2) To always live up to others expectations.

3) For a hardcore diet that is making you miss out on the good stuff.
4) To save up so much money which you probably will not spend. 5) To study all the time.

6) To worry everyday . 7) To not finish up that book you always wanted to. 8 ) To not buy that expensive thing you always wanted. 9) To let your past take control of your present.

10) For other peoples words to hurt you!


11) To worry that you may get cancer one day. 12) To not look on the bright side of life. 13) To let anger take over every inch of your body and ounce of your soul.

14) To not follow your heart!


15) To wait for a bus. 16) To keep doing homework.

17) For that idiot you hate to get to you.


18) For assumptions. 19) To NOT get a tattoo!

20) To keep worrying about failure. 21) To not keep fit and achieved a ripped body.
22) To not approach that really hot girl at the bar.

23) For your crush to think that you dont actually have feelings for her!
24) To miss out on your favorite movie thats being screened for a limited time. 25) To not take a picture. 26) To always hang out with assholes. 27) To keep surfing Facebook. 28) To not experience a sleepover. 29) To not go to Disneyland!

30) To wuss out at the last minute.


31) To wait for people who are never on time.
32) To not have a beer!

33) To not learn a new language.

34) To hold back on the vulgarities! Fuck yeah!


35) To not let the music take over and dance, even if you suck! 36) For people to think you are something you are actually not.

37) To argue on the internet because nobody ever wins.


38) To let your boss give you shit all the time. 39) To wake up at 5am everyday feeling like crap. 40) To EVER, ever think you are not good enough to do anything in life.

41) To not find your passion!


42) To not know what a kiss feels like. 43) To keep worrying whether you have enough money or not.

44) To keep the same hairstyle your whole life.


45) To always act your age. 46) To not try out new foods. 47) To bottle up your feelings, both good or bad. 48) For people you dont like to ruin your day. 49) To keep staying home! 50) To be affected by cheating exes. 51) To let fear take over all the time. 52) To keep thinking that life sucks.

53) To worry about death because we should be living only.


54) To mindlessly surf YouTube. 55) To keep going home early.

56) To hold back on that joke in your head thinking that nobody will laugh.
57) To not get wasted and totally smashed at least one night of your life. 58) To not follow your heart, dream, passion. 59) To live by others truths and not yours. 60) To not go to the library and discover the amazing amount of material they actually have. 61) To not go to the Zoo because looking at live animals is cool! 62) To have only one girlfriend or boyfriend your whole life. 63) To not try out different sports.

64) To work overtime all the time.


65) To wake up in the morning just to anticipate a bad day ahead. 66) To not sing along. 67) To only stick to one career.

68) To not eat junk food from time to time, like the god damn best burger in the world!

69) To be annoyed by people who think they know everything.


70) To take everything PERSONALLY. 71) To keep wondering what your crush thinks. 72) To get pissed off over the little things. 73) To get involved with office politics and then get pissed along the way. 74) For you to do things that is probably going to lower your life expectancy. 75) To not backpack at least once in your life. 76) To not learn about other peoples cultures. 77) To not do something you KNOW others will disagree on. 78) To not finally tell that fucker off. 79) To not travel and check out different countries and view different sights.

80) To fear God everyday.

81) For the tragic news you read to ruin your day. 82) To be afraid that you will fall sick all the time. 83) To not celebrate your birthday, thinking its nothing special 84) To not celebrate Valentines Day, thinking everyday should be Valentines Day or some conspiracy created by corporations. 85) To not celebrate Christmas, calling it just another day. 86) To not try out some money-making venture you think may work. 87) To bother about what others say behind your back. 88) To not Upsize your meal at the fast food joint. 89) To keep counting calories and wonder how much fat, protein and carbs you take in.

90) For jealousy.


91) To give up on ANYTHING. 92) To make the bed. 93) To hold back on that one last drink that would probably get you drunk. 94) To not try out videogames! 95) To deal with annoying and fussy clients who never seem satisfied.

96) To not have sex at least once in your life. 97) To be caught in the Matrix. 98) To not watch the Lord of Rings, Harry Potter, Forrest, The God Father and other epic shit. 99) To keep thinking, What if? even before you carry out the deed. 100) To over think the hell out of things!
About the author: Alden Tan quit his job to follow his dream to be a writer. Follow him on his journey at Alden-tan.com

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