They say Bournvita gives u strength..

Drink 3 glasses and try moving a wall..

but You can't!
But drink 3 shots of vodka and see the wall moves on its own! ;)
--------------------------------------------------------------------There are basically 7 TYPES OF GIRLS
1. HARD DISK Girls:
Remember everything forever.
2. RAM Girls:
Forgets about you the moment you turn her off.
3. SCREENSAVER Girls:
Just for looking.
4. INTERNET Girls:
Difficult to access.
5. SERVER Girls:
Always busy when needed
6. MULTIMEDIA Girls:
Makes horrible things looks beautiful
7. VIRUS: These type of girls are
normally called 'WIFE' once enters in your system don't leave even after format.
:)
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------A Economical Thought
"The Best Line Which Helps 2 Save Money When Going On Dinner With Ur GF:
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"Bol Kiya Khayegi MOTI ??" LOlz
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------CLASSIC SUPPORT !!
....
Lecture ws gng on.. Sudnly a Boy went out of da class..
Lecturer : Ye bahar kyu gaya?
... His friend : Sir usko neend me
chalne ki aadat hai :P :P :D
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------A Fantastic Quote For Life Time
''Satisfy d Person
Who Expects A SMILE
From You
Rather Than
Surprising d Person Who
Never Expected Anything
From You ... " =)
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The person who loves you will always do TWO EXTREME things for you:
Silently CARING and Openly HURTING, to make you PERFECT..!!!
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------A tailor was at work. He took a piece of cloth and with a pair of shining, costl
y, scissors, he cut the cloth into various bits.
Then he put the pair of scissors at his feet. Then he took a small needle and th
read and started to sew the bits of cloth, into a fine shirt. When the spell of
sewing was over, he stuck the needle on to his turban.
The tailor's son who was watching it asked him: "Father, the scissors are costly
and look so beautiful. But you throw them down at your feet. This needle is wor
th almost nothing; you can get a dozen for an Anna. Yet, you place it carefully
on your head itself. Is there any reason for this illogical behaviour?"
"Yes, my son. The scissors have their function, no doubt; but they only cut the
cloth into bits. The needle, on the contrary, unites the bits and enhances the v
alue of the cloth. Therefore, the needle to me is more precious and valuable. Th
e value of a thing depends on its utility, son, not on its cost-price or appeara
nce."
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------A Deep Love Story Once Upon A Time True
Lovers Went For A Long
Walk,
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Remaining Story Will Be Published
When They Return .......
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------An airline introduced a special package for business men.
Buy ur ticket get ur wife's ticket free
After great success, the company sent letters to all the wives asking how was th
e trip.
All of them gave a same reply...
"Which Trip ?"
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"Girl vs Boy
Boy: How many apples can u eat in empty stomach?
Girl: I can eat 6 apples.
Boy: U can eat only 1 apple in empty stomach, coz wen you eat d 2nd apple dat's
nt in empty stomach.
Girl: waow super joke I'll tell my frnd.
Girl 2 Other Girl: How many apple can you eat in empty stomach?
Othe Girl: I can eat 10.
Girl: Hatt yaar 6 bolti toh mast joke sunati...!!! ;)"
hahaahahahhahahha
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------LADKIYA TWO TYPE KI HOTI HAI!
1ST-BORING
2ND-INTERS TING
BORING-JO DHUP ME B CHATA LEKAR NIKALTI HAI.
INTERSTING -JO BARISH ME B CHATA GHAR BHUL JATI HAI.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Girl Asked : "Who Is Beautiful Me Or Moon ?
"Best Answer Given By a Boy :)
" I Don't Know But When I See You I Forget The Moon
&
When I See Moon I Remember You"
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------?"Girl vs Boy
Boy: How many apples can u eat in empty stomach?
Girl: I can eat 6 apples.
Boy: U can eat only 1 apple in empty stomach, coz wen you eat d 2nd apple dat's
nt in empty stomach.
Girl: waow super joke I'll tell my frnd.
Girl 2 Other Girl: How many apple can you eat in empty stomach?
Othe Girl: I can eat 10.
Girl: Hatt yaar 6 bolti toh mast joke sunati...!!! ;)"
hahaahahahhahahha
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Always be Happy,
always wear a smile;

Not because life is full of

reasons to smile but
because ur smile itself is a
reason for many others to smile
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------TRY YOUR NAME IN JAPANESE:
A= ka, B=tu, C=mi, D= te, E= ku, F=lu, g= ji, H= ri, I= ki, J= zu,
K= me, L= ta, M= rin, N= to, O= mo, P= no, Q= ke, R= shi, S= ari, T = chi, U= do
, V= ru, W=mei, X= na, Y= fu, Z= zi.......
Then paste your japanese name below :P have fun:D
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Who r Boys ?
- Boys r those who even after going to Hell say :
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"Dude, Look at Yamraj's daughter......wow she's hot!!!":)
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Who r girls ?
-Girls r those who even after going to heaven say :
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"Did u see Apsara's nail polish..... its not gud" :P :P
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------only a man can understand another man!
customer:mjhe ladies watch chahye..
shopkeeper:bv k lye chahye yaa branded dikhon???:P:D
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Physics would have been much much Easier.. If.. If.. If.. If.. The Tree itself h
ad Fallen On Newton's Head Instead of the Apple..!!:-D
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------CLASSIC INSULT....
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GIRL : Mai abhi abhi..... Beauty Parlourse aa Rahi hu...
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Boy : Arey........ Aaj bhi band tha Kya..??? =xp =xD

---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Bikari: Hello, pizza hut??
Operator: Yes
Bhikari: 6 large pizzas aur 3 pepsi..
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Operator: Kis naam pe bheju sir??
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Bhikari: ALLAH ke naam pe bhej do baba.. :P
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Awesome Proposal By A Guy
"The Day
I Will Go On Knees For Another
Girl ...
... Is The Day
I Will Tie A Shoe Lace For Our
Daughter ...
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Height of Thinking
Two frnds failed in degree again n
again....
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... ... 1st frnd : lets suicidee maaanh !
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2nd frnd : No Waaaaays ! If v suicide,then in
next life again we have to study from 'LKG'
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Santa and boss
Boss : am giving u job as a driver. STARTING salary Rs.2000/-, is it o.k
Sardar : U R great sir! Starting salary is o.k.......but? ?
how much is DRIVING salary...?
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------12 Boys planed to propose a girl
10 came with a rose..
But 1 came with a ring
... ...
Thats confidence
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But what about the other 1?
Wo baraat lekar aaya

OVER CONFIDENCE!
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------New Teacher: OK, All Students tell your name & hobbies.
Boys:
I m Mike, My hobby is watching bubble in bath tub.
...
I m Sam, my hobby is watching Bubble in bath tub.
I m John, my hobby is watching bubble in bath tub.
Teacher: Oh all boys have same hobbies.
Ok, Now girls.
Girl: Hi my name is Bubble & my hobby is to bath 3 times a day :P :D
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------PASSIVE VOICE
teacher: Write the passive voice of " I made a mistake"
Tintumon: " I was made by a mistake"
PROFESSOR
A professor to tintumon: "what is attention deficit hyperactive disorder?"
Tintumon: "JIMBALAKDI PAMBA"
professor: "I don t understand anything"
Tintumon: "same 2 you"
PTA Meeting
Tintumon: Dad, there is a small PTA meeting at school tomorrow ..
Dad: Wat do u mean by a small PTA meeting ?
Tintumon: its just u, me & the Principal !
Techy Tintumon
Teacher: Write a C program to prevent TITANIC from sinking..
Tintumon:Declare the variable TITANIC as float !
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Prof.: Chemical symbol of Barium?
Tintumon:BA
Prof.: For Sodium?
Tintumon:NA
Prof.: What will we get if 1 atom of Barium & 2 atoms of Sodium combines?
Tintumon:"BANANA"
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Tintumon called FM radio & said
"I've found a purse with Rs.15000/- a credit card & an ID card of Mr.Mani, No.13
,Halls rd,kannur .
Radio jocky : How honest .so you want to return his purse ?
Tintumon : no . i just wanted to dedicate a sad song for him :)
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"Which is better?
Google or Yahoo..?"
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"Oh wait.. I'll search it on Google.."
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------WHY CHINA DON'T PLAY CRICKET ??
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BECAUSE
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ALL FACES ARE SIMILAR, AGAR KOI OUT HO GAYA TO MUH DHOKAR PHIR SE BATTING KAR SA
KTA HAI...:D
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------A Group of Elephant sitting on The Street. ... ... ...
A Sexy Female Elephant Passes By
And Guess what d Loafer Elephant says ? ? ? ? ?
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"Wow!
36000 - 24000 - 36000 ...........
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------?'Hyderabadi Lovers' :
A gal dialed her own numbr from her boyfriends mobile 2 see her name saved in
list like 'doll' 'Sweetu' or 'Jaanu'..
She was shocked 2 see
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.
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"Basha bhai plumber"
Calling .. !!
=))) XD
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Why do ENGINEERING students always prefer Local Author books than REFERENCE book
s..??
The local author says- "Jack & Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water, j
ack fell down and broke his crown and Jill came tumbling after."
& REFERENCE BOOK says,
...
2 humans ascended a certain geological protuberance to collect hydride of oxygen
whose quantity is not specified.
One member Jack of rapid irregular disturbing movements encounter fatal logical
gravitational error leading to complete disarray!
Other member whose scope lies within disarray descends down the geographical
protuberance at an acceleration,
whose magnitude is controlled by the force of gravity"! :P :D
< Jai Spectrum.. Jai Professional series... > :P :P
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------TIME PASS!!!!:P:P
Train me 2 aadmi safar kar rahe the..
1st- Kahan se arahe ho?
2nd- Lahore se
1st- Wahan se to main bhi araha hun... Lahore me kahan se arahe ho?
2nd- Iqbal town
1st- Wahan se to main bhi araha hun ye batao Iqbal town me kahan se arahe ho?
2nd- Street 2 se...
1st- Wahan se to main bhi araha hun ye batao street 2 se kis ke ghar se arahe ho
?
2nd- Basheer sahab ke ghar se
1st- Wahaan se to main bhi araha hun aacha ye batao kahaan jaa rahe ho?
Aas paas ke musafiron ne tang aake kaha akhir tum dono ho kaun??
Dono bole- Hum dono bhai hain, time pass kar rahe hai... :P :
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------KID :- Why some of ur hair are
white dad ?
DAD : - Every time you make me unhappy ,one of my hair turns white .....
... ...
KID :- Now understand whygrandpa's hairs are all white .....
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Moral :- Don't be over smart .. =:
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Girl : I'm having heart surgery today
Boy : I know
Girl : I love u
Boy : I love u much more.
After surgery
When the girl woke up only her
Father was next to her bed
Girl : Daddy , Where is he ?
Father : You don't know who gave you the heart..??
Girl : What..?? :'( :'(
She starts crying </3
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Father : Just kidding. Bahar khada samose kha rha hai haramkhor..:
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------girl (in train) :- can i sit here??
Boy:- it's all ur's :))
Girl:- can i take some water??
Boy:- my pleasure :))
Girl:- bhaiya agla station kaun sa ... hai??
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Boy:- mere baap ne mere dimaag mein koi GPS fit nhi kiya,jaldi seat khali kr mu

jhe neend aa rhi hai :)

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Q: During Marriage ceremony why is the
bridegroom made to sit on the horse?
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A: He is given his last chance to
run away...!!
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Alphabets are so intelligentlly arranged:
"A"lways "B"e "C"ool
"D"on't have "E"go with "F"riends
"G"iveup "H"urting "I"ncidences
"J"ust "K"eep "L"oving "M"ankind
"N"ever "O"mit "P"rayers
"Q"uietly "R"emember God
"S"peak the "T"ruth
"U"se "V"alid "W"ords
"X"press "Y"our "Z"eal..
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Laziness of winter morning !!
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stand in front of mirror
with 1 glass of water..
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& throw water on the mirror
& say
"Chalo. . .Nahaa liye..!!!!! =D
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--------------------------------------------------------Question in Exam:
Define LOVE and explain in details? (16 marks)
MBA Student's Ans:
"Love is Life.." (marks 1/2 out of 16)
Medical Student's Ans:
"Love is Pain.." (marks 1/2 out of 16)
Engineering Student's Ans:
Definition:
A serious disorder of Heart due to Relationship
between Men & Women that can cause Death
of 1 or Both depending on the resistance associated..!!
TYPES:
1 sided & 2 sided
AGE:
Usually occurs in teenagers,
but nowdays can be found in any age...
SYMPTOMS:
Tension
Daydreaming
Insomnia
Phone Addiction
DIAGNOSIS BY:
Diary
Photos
Mobile
TREATMENT:
Anti-LOVE therapy by Father's Shoe
or Mother's Sandle....
(marks 16 out of 16)
MORAL:
Don't Play with Engineers,
they can do any thing for 16 marks...
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Why Do We All Marry?
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Because
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Romance Is Not The Only Element Of Life.
... ...
We Should Know Horror, Terror, Suspense
N Tragedy also.........
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------?'Silence' & 'Smile' Are D Two Powerfull
Tools....
'Smile' Is The Way To Solve Many
Problems
And...
... 'Silence' Is The Way To Avoid Many

Problems....
?? Always Keep Smiling ?? *_*
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