The News-Review Currents - 3-22-2012

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Roseburg, Oregon, CurrentsThursday, March 22, 2012
Artists hits back at critics after Apple firestorm
EW YORK (AP) Mike Daisey, the performer forced to admit that he made up parts of his one-man show that purported to expose horrific working conditions in Chinese factories where iPads and iPhones are assembled, isnt exactly slinking away. I want you all to know that I will not go silent, he writes in a new feisty blog posting Monday following a weekend in which he was exposed as mixing fiction and fact and then had to edit his monologue. While acknowledging that parts of The Agony and the Ecstasy of Steve Jobs are made up, Daisey said he stands by his critique of the way Apple products are manufactured in China. If you think this story is bigger than that story, something is wrong with
your priorities. In an interview with This American Life host Ira Glass broadcast Friday, Daisey acknowledged that some of the claims in his show werent true. The radio show retracted its Jan. 6 episode on Daisey because Glass said he couldnt vouch for the truth of its claims. Daisey then cut parts of his one-man show and added a prologue in which he addresses the questions raised by critics. Before he scrubbed the monologue, Daisey described traveling to the Chinese industrial zone of Shenzhen and interviewing hundreds of workers from Foxconn Technology Group, the worlds largest electronics contract manufacturer. Daisey said he stood outside the gate with a translator and met workers as young as 12 and some whose
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Mike Daisey is shown in a scene from The Agony and The Ecstasy of Steve Jobs, at The Public Theater in New York. The performer was forced to admit that he made up parts of his one-man show that looked at working conditions in Chinese factories where iPads and iPhones are assembled. joints were damaged because they performed the same action thousands of times a shift. Daisey has now admitted that he mixed fact and fiction though he never warned his audiences or the journalists who talked with him. Some of the most damning assertions that he met underage workers, people poisoned by industrial chemicals and workers crippled by repetitive strains have fallen apart. If people want to use me as an excuse to return to denialism about the state of our manufacturing, about the shape of our world, they are doing that to themselves, he writes. Daisey has been criticized for misleading thousands of people, putting a grand theatrical tradition into disrepute and even potentially harming the very workers he was apparently trying to help. But on his blog, he was hardly apologetic. Given the tenor of the condemnation, you would think I had concocted an elaborate, fanciful universe filled with furnaces in which babies are burned to make iPhone components, or that I never went to China, never stood outside the gates of Foxconn, never pretended to be a businessman to get inside of factories, never spoke to any workers, he writes. Except that we all know that isnt true. There is nothing in this controversy that contests the facts in my work about the nature of Chinese
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manufacturing. Daisey is just the latest artist to apparently get tripped up by the truth joining a list that includes James Frey, who admitted that he lied in his memoir A Million Little Pieces, and Greg Mortenson, who is accused of fabricating key parts of his best-selling book Three Cups of Tea. The controversy raised once again the question of the artists role in society and what his or her responsibility is to the truth. And has Daisey ultimately hurt or harmed the very people he was trying to help? Terry Teachout, chief theater critic for The Wall Street Journal, called Daisy a talented artist but said the episode was unforgivable, and Peter Marks, the critic for The Washington Post, tweeted that Daiseys zeal seems to have gotten the better of his judgment. Chris Jones at the Chicago Tribune suspected Daisey was seduced by the glare of attention. Daisey, who performs his monologues seated at a desk and using notes, has previously tackled everything from dysfunctional dot-coms to the international financial crisis. A movie has been made of his monologue If You See Something Say Something, and in a weird twist, he did a 2006 show called Truth about how art and fact mix. In it, Daisey admitted he once fabricated a story because it connected with the audience.
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ROSEBURG
Spring Fair crafts another season

The annual Spring Fair will take place Friday through the Sunday at the Douglas County Fairgrounds. The three-day event showcases artists and crafters from across and outside the county, along with entertainment and attractions. Items such as pottery, wind chimes, jewelry, clothing and handmade soaps are available. Featured entertainment will include clowns, Native American dances, gymnastics, Middle Eastern dance and many regional bands. The fair is open 1 to 9 p.m. Friday, 10 a.m. to 9 p.m. Saturday and 11 a.m. to 5 p.m. Sunday. Admission is $3 for adults and $2.50 for seniors (65 and older) and children (12 and younger). Children younger than 5 get in for free. Information: 541-957-7010.
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dle. Her paintings focus on landscapes, seascapes and people. Works will be shown through May 4. The displays are part of an ongoing partnership between South County banks and the Art Guild. The guild does not charge fee to hang art. Information: 541-670-9689.
RIDDLE
Art Guild meets for discussion

The Southern Oregon Art Guild will host its semiannual meeting Thursday at the Sportsman Cafe. The group, formerly known as the Riddle Art Guild, will meet to discuss the 2012 Southern Oregon Festival of the Arts that takes place in October at Seven Feathers Casino Resort. The guild will also talk about other opportunities to show its artwork. The meeting begins at 5:30 p.m. at 224 N. Main St., Riddle. Coffee and pie will be offered at 5 p.m. Information: 541-670-9689.
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The Spring Fair blossoms Friday through Sunday at the Douglas County Fairgrounds, with crafts, music, food and a seasonal festive air.
ROSEBURG
UACT continues spring production

The Umpqua Actors Community Theatre continues its March production Extremities this weekend. Directed by Tolley Evans, the play is a dramatic production about a woman who fends off and captures a man attempting to attack her. She is faced with the dilemma of turning him over to police or doling out her own punishment. Performances are 7:30 p.m. Friday and Saturday and 2 p.m. Sunday each week through April 1. Productions take place at the Betty Long Unruh Theatre, 1614 W. Harvard Ave., Roseburg. Tickets are $10. They may
be purchased at Hanson Jewelers, While Away Books, My Coffee and the theater box office. Information: 541-673-2125.
ROSEBURG
Auditions for next UACT production

Umpqua Actors Community Theatre will hold auditions on March 26 and 27 for the production of Sullivan and Gilbert. A musical comedy by Ken Ludwig, Sullivan and Gilbert is a play that follows a day in the lives of the reallife, Victorian-era composer Arthur Sullivan and librettist W.S. Gilbert. In the fictional play, the duo is summoned for a command
performance for Queen Victoria for a performance. The two are feuding and unprepared, and also dealing with a number of production problems. Through comedic disputes, the two must overcome their differences and find success. The play is directed by Marianne Jones. Roles open are five women and 10 men between the ages of 18 and 60. Auditions will take places at 6:30 p.m. both nights at the Betty Long Unruh Theatre, 1614 W. Harvard, Roseburg. Scripts are available to check out for a two-day period at the box office. The play will run May 24 through June 17. Information: 541-673-2125 or uactor@cmspan.net.
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Area businesses display guild art

The Southern Oregon Art Guild has members artwork on display in South Douglas County. Linda Shinglers photography is featured at Umpqua Bank, 215 S. Main St., Canyonville. A photo featured titled Lost and Found was juried at a show at the Umpqua Valley Arts Center last year. Carol Stavik has watercolor paintings hanging at U.S. Bank, 105 N. Main St., Myrtle Creek. Stavik is an Alaska native; her works focus on nature. Judith Kelley has pastels exhibited in Sterling Savings Bank, 315 N. Main St., RidPhone: 541-957-4203 Currents reporter: Ryan Imondi Phone: 541-957-4211 Currents editor: Tricia Jones Phone: 541-957-4216 TV Guide questions: Vicki Menard Published every Thursday by
ROSEBURG
Poets Night Out snaps on verse

The new monthly poetry reading Poets Night Out will hold its second reading tonight at My Coffee and the Wine Experience. The featured poet will feature Liz Robinson, who will reading from her book, Wordbent Woman. During a call and response portion featured later, area poets are scheduled to read their own verses in response to specific ones by Robinson. The second half of the night invites poets from the community to read their personal works. All poets will be given five minutes to introduce themselves and read one poem each. The event will be at 7 p.m. at 1700 N.W. Garden Valley Boulevard, Roseburg. An open mic sign-in will take place at 6:45 p.m. Information: 541-673-1744.
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SUTHERLIN
Museum hosts grand opening

The Calapooia Reflections Museum will celebrate its grand opening March 30. Wine and refreshments will be served during the opening. Entertainment will be available during the evening. The grand opening is from 1 to 8 p.m. at 113 W. Central Ave., Sutherlin. A presentation of museum sponsors will take place at 5:30 p.m. The museum specializes in preserving domestic items from the late 19th century and early 20th century. The museum is celebrating the opening of a larger location. Information: 541-459-4522.
sions is noon Friday. Send information by email to rimondi@nrtoday.com or by fax to 541-957-4270. Notices also may be brought to the newspapers office at 345 N.E. Winchester St., Roseburg. Information: 541-957-4211.
ROSEBURG
Author visits VW Books for signing

Sutherlin author Ann Shorey will be available to sign copies of her new book, Where Wildflowers Bloom, on Saturday at VW Books inside the Roseburg Valley Mall. Where Wildflowers Bloom is about a woman during the Civil War era who loses her father, brother and fiance to the war. She decides to travel west from Noble Springs, Mo., to Oregon. The story is about her journey and her attempts to persuade her grandfather to sell land that has been owned by her family for several generations. A limited number of copies will be available for purchase. The signing will take place from 1 to 3 p.m. at 1444 N.W. Garden Valley Blvd., Roseburg. Information: 541-459-1100.
Small Town Rumor will provide music. Dinner will be spaghetti, salad, bread and a beverage. The event takes place at 6 p.m. at 507 N.E. Winchester St., Roseburg. Admission is $5 in advance or $7 at the door. Children 10 and younger get in free. Information: 541-957-1452.
ROSEBURG
Antiques show set at fairgrounds

The Spring Antique and Collectibles Show will take place Saturday and Sunday at the Douglas County Fairgrounds. The twice-yearly show will feature rare items from many outlets around the state.This is the shows 45th year. The show will take place 9 a.m. to 6 p.m. Saturday and 11 a.m. to 4 p.m. Sunday, 2110 Frear St., Roseburg. Proceeds benefit the Blue Ribbon Beef 4-H Club. Admission is $3 per person. Information: 541-440-4396.
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Sutherlins Calapooia Reflections Museum, specializing in domestic items from the late 19th and early 20th centuries, celebrates its grand opening March 30. of figures, or moves, with other couples in rotation. Dance moves change with each music set. The event is from 7 to 10 p.m. at the Grange at 7426 Lookingglass Road, Roseburg. Admission is $5 per person and includes refreshments. Its not necessary to bring a partner or have experience in the dance style. Information: 541-580-9129.
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ROSEBURG
Contra dance swings at Grange

The Lookingglass Grange will host a contra dance Friday. Woody Lane will call moves as Irish Creme plays live music. Coaching is provided for novices. Participants are coupled and dance a series
Easter egg hunt info sought

The News-Review is accepting information about Easter egg hunts to be included in a roundup in upcoming issues of Currents. Each submission must include the time, date and address of the hunt and the sponsoring organization, as well as a brief description of the event. Well also need to know whether there will be separate hunts for children of different ages or grade levels. Submissions should also furnish a telephone number readers can call for more information. If there is a charge to attend or an expected donation, that should be indicated as well. The deadline for submis-
ROSEBURG
Senior center schedules benefit

The Roseburg Senior Center has scheduled a March 31 wine tasting and auction to help raise money for a new location. The event takes place from 1 to 5 p.m. at 2350 Aviation Drive, Roseburg. The silent auction is from 1 to 4 p.m. and the live auction from 4 p.m. to 5 p.m. Senior center representatives are seeking a new site because the existing center is unable to meet its needs, such as being able to prepare and serve hot meals. Items up for bid in the silent auction include restaurant and salon certificates. The live auction features an photo and baseball signed by Tom Selleck, golf clubs and golf package, a crystal vase, and a silver spoon collection, among other articles. Information: 541-591-8187 or treva_anderson@msn.com.
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Dance marks the start of spring

The Unity Church of Roseburg will present the Spring Fling Dinner-Dance Saturday. The event features live music, dinner and dancing. A cake raffle will also be held.
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THURSDAY, MARCH 22
MUSIC COUNTRY FRIENDS 5 to 8 p.m., Charleys BBQ, 812 W. Harvard Ave., Roseburg. Country. No cover. 541-9571786. CRY BABY 9 to midnight, Jersey Lilly, 1430 N.E. Dee St., Roseburg. Blues. $2 cover. 541-672-9131. EVENTS POETS NIGHT OUT 6:45 to 9 p.m., My Coffee and the Wine Experience, 1700 Garden Valley Blvd. Suite 100, Roseburg. Award-winning poet Liz Robinson will read from her book and participate in a call and response exercise. 541-673-1744. Friday, March 23 Thursday, March 22
SUNDAY, MARCH 25 Sunday, March 25

MUSIC THE MAX 1 to 4 p.m., Vine and Wine Center, Abacela, 12500 Lookingglass Road, Roseburg. Sixth and final concert for Abacelas Winter Live Music Series. EVENTS SPRING ANTIQUES AND COLLECTIBLES SHOW 11 a.m. to 4 p.m., Douglas County Fairgrounds, Conference Hall, 2110 Frear St., Roseburg. Rare antiques and collectibles will be on display. 541-440-4396. SPRING CRAFT FAIR 11 a.m. to 5 p.m., 2110 Frear St., Roseburg. Fair featuring booths with wares including soaps, toys, olive oil, jewelry, clothing, hats among other items. Admission is $5 for adults and $2.50 for seniors and children. Kids 5 and younger get in free. 541-957-7010. EXTREMITIES 2 p.m., Betty Unruh Theatre, 1614 W. Harvard Ave., Roseburg. Umpqua Actors Community Theatres play about a young woman who is attacked in her own home, captures her attacker and must decide if she will turn him over to authorities or provide her own punishment. Tickets are $10. 541-673-2125.
TUESDAY, MARCH 27
MUSIC MOONGLOW 5 to 8 p.m., Charleys BBQ, 812 W. Harvard Ave., Roseburg. No cover. 541-957-1786. EVENTS CHILI PEPPER READERS 5:30 p.m., Ford Community Room, Douglas County Library, 1409 N.E. Diamond Lake Blvd., Roseburg. Although its focus is usually on romances, the group will discuss books from all genres at this meeting. Refreshments will be served, no registration is required. 541-440-4311. TUESDAY NIGHT COMEDY SHOWCASE 8 p.m., Seven Feathers Casino Resort, 146 Chief Miwaleta Lane, Canyonville. 541-839-1111.
Tuesday, March 27
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MUSIC SHASTA RAY AND THE DOWNHOME BAND 5 to 8 p.m., My Coffee and Wine Experience, 1700 Garden Valley Blvd. Suite 100, Roseburg. Gospel and folk. 541-229-1230. SHIRLEY AND THE BOYS 7 to 10 p.m., Chimps Hangout, 500 S.E. Cass Ave., Roseburg. Jazz cabaret. 541-6795444. EVENTS SPRING CRAFT FAIR 1 to 9 p.m., 2110 Frear St., Roseburg. Fair featuring booths with wares including soaps, toys, olive oil, jewelry, clothing, hats among other items. Admission is $5 for adults and $2.50 for seniors and children. Kids 5 and younger get in free. 541-957-7010. CONTRA DANCE AT THE GRANGE 7 to 10 p.m., Lookingglass Grange, 7426 Lookingglass Road, Roseburg. Contra dance with music provided by Irish Creme and caller Woody Lane. Dance partner is not required. Participants are coupled and dance a series of figures, or moves, with another couple for a short time. $5 per person at the door. 541580-9129 or patrickstarnes@live.com. EXTREMITIES 7:30 p.m., Betty Unruh Theatre, 1614 W. Harvard Ave., Roseburg. Umpqua Actors Community Theatres play about a young woman who is attacked in her own home, captures her attacker and must decide if she will turn him over to authorities or provide her own punishment. Tickets are $10. 541-673-2125.
Sutherlin author Ann Shorey will be signing copies of her new book Where Wildflowers Bloom 1 to 3 p.m. Saturday at VW Books in the Roseburg Valley Mall.
DADDYS 8 to 11 p.m., The Zen Mongolian Grill and Lounge, 1969 S.E. Stephens St., Roseburg. 541-6430263. PARTNERS IN CRIME 8 p.m., Kodiak Bar and Grill, 929 S.E. Stephens St., Roseburg. Jazz, rock, country and blues. 541-672-4922. EVENTS SPRING ANTIQUES AND COLLECTIBLES SHOW 9 a.m. to 6 p.m., Douglas County Fairgrounds, Conference Hall, 2110 Frear St., Roseburg. Rare antiques and collectibles will be on display. 541-440-4396. BOOK SIGNING 1 to 3 p.m., VW Books, 1444 N.W. Garden Valley Blvd., Roseburg. Sutherlin author Ann Shorey will be available to sign copies of her new book, Where Wildflowers Bloom. A limited number of copies will be available at the store. 541-459-1100. SPRING CRAFT FAIR 1 to 9 p.m., 2110 Frear St., Roseburg. Fair featuring booths with wares including soaps, toys, olive oil, jewelry, clothing, hats among other items. Admission is $5 for adults and $2.50 for seniors and children. Kids 5 and younger get in free. 541-957-7010. AN ASSOCIATION OF WRITERS 20TH ANNIVERSARY CELEBRATION 2 to 4 p.m., Ford Room, Douglas County Library, 1409 N.E. Diamond Lake Blvd., Roseburg. Club will celebration 20th year in Douglas County. Snacks and beverages will be offered. Performance by Mark Brada. 541-4599830. SPRING FLING DINNER-DANCE 6 p.m., Unity Church of Roseburg, 507 N.E. Winchester St., Roseburg. Dinner and dance with music provided by Small Town Rumor. Spaghetti dinner with salad, bread and beverage. Advance tickets are $5 per person and $7 at the door. Children 9 and younger eat for free. 541-957-1452. EXTREMITIES 7:30 p.m., Betty Unruh Theatre, 1614 W. Harvard Ave., Roseburg. Umpqua Actors Community Theatres play about a young woman who is attacked in her own home, captures her attacker and must decide if she will turn him over to authorities or provide her own punishment. Tickets are $10. 541-673-2125.
WEDNESDAY,MARCH 28
MUSIC COUNTRY NIGHT 5 p.m., Sweet Dixie, 194 Old Pacific Highway, Myrtle Creek. Bill Deremer and Jo Dee Marie sing country. Dancing, music and food. 541-863-5000. STORYVILLE JAZZ BAND 6 to 9 p.m., The Zoo, 2455 N.E. Diamond Lake Blvd., Roseburg. Dixieland, swing and dance. No cover. 541-672-4488.
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Thursday, March 29 THUSDAY, MARCH 29 MUSIC ACOUSTIC BLEND 5 to 8 p.m., Charleys BBQ, 812 W. Harvard Ave., Roseburg. No cover. 541-957-1786. CRY BABY 9 to midnight, Jersey Lilly, 1430 N.E. Dee St., Roseburg. Blues. $2 cover. 541-672-9131. Friday, March 30
SATURDAY, MARCH 31 Saturday, March 31

MUSIC DIXONVILLE CHICKS 7 to 9 p.m., Little Brothers Pub, 428 S.E. Main St., Roseburg. All-female rock band. 541-672-0912. MATT MILLER 7 to 10 p.m., Chimps Hangout, 500 S.E. Cass Ave., Roseburg. Baritone guitarist and songwriter from Arizona. 541-6795444. FRANK MCCRACKEN 7 to 11 p.m., Eagles Aerie No. 3508, 116 E. Second St., Sutherlin. $4 per person. 541-459-9151. EVENTS ROSEBURG SENIOR CENTER AND WINE TASTING 1 to 5 p.m., 2350 Aviation Drive, Roseburg. Silent and live auction to help raise money for a new senior center in Roseburg. Up for bid are gift certificates, casino room packages, golf packages and many rare collectible items. 541-591-8187 or treva_anderson@msn.com.
FRIDAY, MARCH 30
MUSIC THE MAX 5 to 8 p.m., My Coffee and Wine Experience, 1700 Garden Valley Blvd. Suite 100, Roseburg. Rock and folk. 541-229-1230. GARY LAROSE 7 to 10 p.m., Chimps Hangout, 500 S.E. Cass Ave., Roseburg. Acoustic alternative from California. 541-679-5444. EVENTS CALAPOOIA MUSEUM GRAND OPENING 1 to 8 p.m., Calapooia Reflections Museum of Sutherlin, 113 W. Central Ave., Sutherlin. The museum specializes in preserving items from the late 19th and early 20th century. Presentation of sponsors at 5:30 p.m. 541-459-4522. EXTREMITIES 7:30 p.m., Betty
FRIDAY WINSTON-DILLARD SENIORS, WINSTON COMMUNITY CENTER, 440 Grape Ave. 1 p.m. 541-679-9244 or 541-679-9715. EAGLES AUXILIARY NO. 3508, 116 E. Second St., Sutherlin. Doors open at 4 p.m.; sign-ups, 5 p.m.; bingo, 6 p.m. Soft-back bingo, progressive blackout and surprise games. Proceeds go to charity. 541-459-9154. ROSEBURG SENIOR CENTER, 621 W. Madrone St. Every Friday. Doors open at 5 p.m., bingo at 6:30 p.m. Age 18 and older. Smoke-free. All paper games. Progressive blackout. 541-672-5627. GLIDE COMMUNITY CLUB, Glide Community Center, Highway 138. Doors open at 6:30 p.m. First game, 7 p.m. 50 cents per card per game. 541-496-3398. SATURDAY SUTHERLIN SENIOR CENTER, 202 E. Central Ave., 7 p.m. Building fund bingo. Sponsored by Sutherlin Seniors Inc. Paper only. $20. 541459-3247 or 541-643-6488. TENMILE COMMUNITY CENTER 7 to 9 p.m., 2119 Tenmile Valley Road, Tenmile. Last Saturday of every month. Cost is 25 cents a card per game. Refreshments served. 541679-5397. MICHAEL SULLIVAN/N-R file photo SUNDAY LOWER UMPQUA SENIOR CENTER, 460 Winchester Ave., Reedsport, senior bingo, 1 p.m. 541-2714884. MONDAY ROSEBURG SENIOR CENTER, 621 W. Madrone St. 1 to 3 p.m. Penny bingo. Seniors 50 and older only. 541-679-9602. WINSTON VFW 1 and 7 p.m., VFW Post 9745, 570 Douglas Ave., Winston. Members and public welcome. 541-679-4090. TUESDAY SENIOR BINGO AT ARBYS, Roseburg, 9:30 a.m. Free. 541-672-1325. ROSEBURG ELKS LODGE, 749 S.E. Jackson St., 6 p.m. early bird and 6:30 p.m. regular bingo. Proceeds from event go to Elks charities and other community functions. 541-6724455. WEDNESDAY SENIOR BINGO AT ARBYS, Roseburg, 9:30 a.m. Prizes, samples, coupons. 541-784-9422. LOWER UMPQUA SENIOR CENTER, 460 Winchester Ave., Reedsport. Senior bingo, 1 p.m. 541-2714884. ROSEBURG SENIOR CENTER, 621 W. Madrone St. Wednesdays, 1 p.m. Open to public ages 50 and older. 541-679-9602. CAMAS VALLEY GRANGE NO. 521, East Camas Road, 1 p.m., fourth Wednesdays following senior lunch. Proceeds benefit the Camas Valley School Scholarship in honor of the late Hank Schmidt. 541-445-2802. EAGLES AERIE NO. 3508, 116 E. Second St., Sutherlin. Doors open, 4 p.m.; sign-ups, 5 p.m.; bingo, 6 p.m. Soft-back bingo, numbers stay at 57, progressive blackout raises $10 per week, and surprise games. Proceeds go to charity. 541-459-9154. MYRTLE CREEK ELKS LODGE NO. 1943, 106 E. Main St. 6:30 p.m. 541863-1943.
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EXTREMITIES 7:30 p.m., Betty Unruh Theatre, 1614 W. Harvard Ave., Roseburg. Umpqua Actors Community Theatres play about a young woman who is attacked in her own home, captures her attacker and must decide if she will turn him over to authorities or provide her own punishment. Tickets are $10. 541-6732125. Sunday, April 1 decide if she will turn him over to authorities or provide her own punishment. Tickets are $10. 541-6732125.
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Garden Valley Cinema: 1750 N.W. Hughwood Court. 541-672-7272 For Friday through April 1 HUNGER GAMES HHH rated PG-13. In a dystopian future, 12 boys and 12 girls age 12 to 18 are forced to compete in the Hunger Games, a televised fight to the death with only one winner. Katniss Everdeen volunteers to save her little sister from being forced to compete and to return home, must weigh survival against issues of humanity and love. Jennifer Lawrence, Josh Hutcherson, Stanley Tucci, Wes Bentley, Elizabeth Banks. NEW THIS WEEK 21 JUMP STREET HH12 rated R. A pair of underachieving cops are sent abck to alocal high school to blend in and bring down a synthetic drug ring. Channing Tatum, Jonah Hill, Ice Cube, Brie Larson. DR. SEUSSTHE LORAX in standard and 3D HHH rated PG. A 12-year-old boy searches for the one thing that will enable him to win the affection of the girl of his dreams. To find it he must discover the story of the Lorax, the grumpy yet charming creature that fights to protect the world. Featuring the voices of Danny DeVito, Ed Helms, Zac Efron, Taylor Swift, Betty White and Stephen Toblowsky. THE VOW H12 rated PG-13. A newlywed couple is recovering after a car accident that leaves the wife in a coma. When she awakens with severe memory loss, her husband endeavors to win her heart again. Rachel McAdams, Channing Tatum, Sam Neill, Jessica Lange. WANDERLUST HH12 rated R. Rattled by sudden unemployment, a Manhattan couple survey alternative living options, ultimately deciding to experiment with living on a rural commune where free love rules. Jennifer Aniston, Paul Rudd, Alan Alda, Malin Akerman, Justin Theroux. SILENT HOUSE HH12 rated R. Trapped inside her familys lakeside party to make a name for themselves. As the evening progresses and word of the party spreads, things begin to spiral out of control. Thomas Mann, Oliver Cooper, Jonathan Daniel Brown, Kirby Bliss Blanton, Alexis Knapp. Harvard Cinema: 3161 W. Harvard Ave. 541-673-6604 HUNGER GAMES HHH rated PG-13. In a dystopian future, 12 boys and 12 girls age 12 to 18 are forced to compete in the The Associated Press Hunger Games, a telfight to the Ice Cube, left, Jonah Hill and Channing Tatum are shown in a scene evisedwith only one death from 21 Jump Street. winner. Katniss Everdeen volunteers resort, a young woman finds she is to save her little sister from being unable to contact the outside world PROJECT X HH rated R. Three forced to compete and to return as events become increasingly omihigh school seniors throw a birthday home, must weigh survival against nous both in and around the house. Elizabeth Olsen, Adam Trese, Eric Sheffer Stevens, Julia Taylor Ross, Adam Barnett. JOHN CARTER H12 rated PG-13. Transplanted to Mars, a Civil War veteran discovers a lush world inhabited by 12-foot barbarians. Finding himself a prisoner of these creatures, he manages to escape, only to find a princess who is in desperate need of a savior. Taylor Kitsch, Lynn Collins, Samantha Morton, Willem Dafoe, Ciaran Hinds, Mark Strong, Thomas Haden Church. ACT OF VALOR H12 rated R. An elite team of Navy SEALs embarks on a covert mission to recover a kidnapped CIA agent. This film is a fictionalized account of real Navy SEAL operations, starring active duty SEALs. Alexander Asefa, Drea Castro, Jason Cottle, Timothy Gibbs. issues of humanity and love. Jennifer Lawrence, Josh Hutcherson, Stanley Tucci, Wes Bentley, Elizabeth Banks. NEW THIS WEEK JOHN CARTER in standard and 3D H12 rated PG-13. Transplanted to Mars, a Civil War veteran discovers a lush world inhabited by 12-foot barbarians. Finding himself a prisoner of these creatures, he manages to escape, only to find a princess who is in desperate need of a savior. Taylor Kitsch, Lynn Collins, Samantha Morton, Willem Dafoe, Ciaran Hinds, Mark Strong, Thomas Haden Church. DR. SEUSSTHE LORAX in standard and 3D HHH rated PG. A 12-year-old boy searches for the one thing that will enable him to win the affection of the girl of his dreams. To find it he must discover the story of the Lorax, the grumpy yet charming creature that fights to protect the world. Featuring the voices of Danny DeVito, Ed Helms, Zac Efron, Taylor Swift, Betty White and Stephen Toblowsky. Star ratings: HHHH Excellent HHH Good HH Fair H Poor (NR) No rating available
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RYAN IMONDI The News-Review hen Ron Bolt retired 10 years ago from a career in teaching, he wanted to spend his free time on interests he neglected while earning a paycheck. As an elementary school teacher in Sutherlin, Bolt found that long weeks with long days left him with little spare time. Writing was Bolts favorite subject to teach, and much like his inspired students, he took up writing as a serious venture outside the classroom. I thought Id have some of that fun for myself and become a writer, he said. Knowing his lesson plans by heart didnt prevent Bolt from feeling unsure about his own writing. He found WHAT: An Association assurance in An of Writers 20th AnniverAssociation of sary Celebration Writers, a group WHERE: Ford Comwhose members munity Room, Douglas offered critiques, County Library, 1409 praise and advice. N.E. Diamond Lake Blvd., Roseburg Ten years later WHEN: 2 to 4 p.m. Bolt is still a Saturday member, while the COST: Free association has INFORMATION: 541helped him pub459-9830 lish academic articles, short stories and poetry. This year marks 20 years of AAW providing the same opportunity for all Douglas County writers. The group will meet Saturday in the Ford Community Room at the Douglas County Library to look back on its accomplishments and look forward to future endeavors. Current and past members will speak of successes cultivated by being part of the group. As with many writing groups, its members influence lies more in the words they have written than anything spoken.
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Collections of stories written by members of the Douglas County writers group An Association of Writers including their most recent volume, Waterfall of Words. On the cover: An Association of Writers president Emily Blakely displays books produced by the Douglas County writing group.
AAW has produced four anthologies, all volumes of 100plus pages, including Waterfall of Words published earlier this year. In addition, its members have published articles and stories assisted by the services the group offers. Roseburg resident Bonnie Johnson said she has seen her writing improve in the 14 years shes been a member. She joined after friends told her she had a knack for writing. She said AAW is great for anyone passionate about the written word. Its a wonderful outlet for peo-
ple, whether theyre going to be a professional writer or just need an outlet to express themselves, she said. Current AAW President Emily Blakely said the group started under similar ideologies in the early 90s, when a group of Umpqua Community College students sought an outlet outside the classroom to develop as writers. As the group has expanded, so have the backgrounds and talents of its members. Military veterans, teachers and entrepreneurs are just a few association participants,
although most are retired. The group meets at 10:45 a.m. the second Monday of each month. In the last five years, the group has ballooned to roughly 50 duespaying members as AAW has slowly created a reputation for developing writers. Blakely said people often start with autobiographical intentions, but branch out to other genres. She said she became involved after her husband, Clyde, discovered the group, which helped him
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Travel writer tells saga of a young outlaw

JERRY HARKAVY For The Associated Press
ts not often that a travel and adventure writer who hopscotches the globe for good stories stumbles upon a riveting tale on his own doorstep, especially when he lives on a sparsely populated island in of Washington states Puget Sound. But when teenage outlaw Colton Harris-Moore, whose thievery ranged from Snickers bars and frozen pizzas to expensive boats and planes, unleashed his wily one-kid crime wave on Orcas Island, it would have been impossible for a writer like Friel not to realize that a world-class story had landed in his lap. Harris-Moore was captured in the Bahamas after two years on the lam, and his saga ended this year when a federal judge sentenced him to 6 1/2 years in prison. But the publics fascination with the outlaw who was dubbed the Barefoot Bandit is sure to continue, fueled by Friels book and a planned Hollywood movie. The reader is introduced to the 17-year-old protagonist during his white-knuckle flight in a stolen Cessna 182 over the jagged peaks of the Cascades while knocked around by 60 mph winds and sought by law enforcement. Being alone in the cockpit and lacking any official flight training add to the sense of adventure. He survived that and other brushes with mortality recounted by Friel, who chronicles the string of Northwest larcenies and incarcerations that culminated in a cross-country run and Harris-Moores capture at sea. Even as he becomes the object of a nationwide manhunt, the gangly 6-foot-5 youth comes across as more Huck Finn than John Dillinger. Indeed, Friels account of Harris-Moores miserable upbringing cannot help but evoke sympathy, even in the face of his succession of bad decisions. This was a kid, an outcast, whod been bullied and beaten, forgotten and failed, expelled, medicated, incarcerated and
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seemingly doomed to societys lowest rung, writes Friel of the abused youth who took on a feral streak from spending much of the time alone in the woods near his mothers trailer. Throughout it all, HarrisMoore nurtured a dream of becoming a pilot. His computer skills, intuitive intelligence and studies of flight manuals served him well when he took to the air. His brazen burglaries at houses, airplane hangars and marinas, usually carried out while shoeless, outwitted police and won him the support of countless fans who trumpeted his exploits on the Internet and wore T-shirts celebrating his lawlessness. Colts combination of twenty-first-century tech savviness and nineteenth-century outlaw cojones came together to create a remarkably effective criminal, Friel writes. It is Friels ability to spin a great yarn that draws the reader in from the start and never lets up. And he does it with deft reporting and a breezy and entertaining style that enlivens a tale as incredible as it is true.
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write stories from his involvement in the Vietnam War. KatSue Grant, a past president of AAW, said people can often get lost between writers block, editing, and the many other challenges faced by inexperienced writers. She said as AAW has more than one purpose. Its stated mission is to encourage quality writing, offer help and support for marketing writing and provide visiting experts. A lot of big book publishers dont take that many new writers, Grant said. Our main job is to help teach people how to write well. She said that assistance extends from before the first word is written to after the final version of a story is published. One of the groups most effective activities is the reading critique sessions. Johnson said these exercises are crucial for cultivating good writing. They helped her a lot, she said. If you dont get feedback, you dont know if your message will get across, Johnson said. For many, its hard to pin
down why the club is such an essential resource, but they say having a place where writers can simply meet and talk is invaluable. Theres nothing like being in a room full of people who are all there with the same interest. I think its just a terrific way to be with people interested in what youre interested in, Grant said. Bolt, who said he has many stories left to write, agrees.
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Writing is a solitary task, so its good to get together with others doing the same thing, he said. If the momentum keeps up, AAWs 40th anniversary celebration could be too voluminous for the confines of the librarys Ford room. You can reach reporter Ryan Imondi at 541-957-4211 or by email at rimondi@nrtoday.com.
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CHRISTY LEMIRE AP Movie Critic
ecently, I made the mistake of joking on Twitter about the possibility of a Team Peeta vs. Team Gale dynamic, referring to the two young men who hold special places in the heart of Katniss Everdeen, the 16-year-old heroine of The Hunger Games. Some people played along but many were appalled at the very idea of something as cliched and flimsy as a love triangle defining the young woman theyve come to admire so fiercely from Suzanne Collins best-selling trio of novels, the first adaptation of which makes its way to the screen this weekend amid great fervor and expectation. I learned very quickly: These people do not mess around when it comes to Katniss.
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HHH of four Those same fans should be thoroughly satisfied with the faithfulness of Gary Ross film, with its propulsive nature and vivid imagery: a mix of decadent costumes and architecture and harsh, unforgiving exteriors. At its center is Jennifer Lawrence, an ideal choice to play this strong, independent young woman. Those who saw her Oscar-
Hunger Games have managed the difficult feat of crafting a film that feels both epic and intimate at once. A post-apocalyptic version of North America has been divided into 12 districts. Every year, a teenage boy and girl from each are selected randomly at the Reaping and sent to the opulent, art deco Capitol, where theyre made over, trained and primed to fight each other until one is The Associated Press left standing in the sprawling arena. Jennifer Lawrence portrays Katniss Everdeen, left, and Liam Gamesmakers manipHemsworth portrays Gale Hawthorne in a scene from The Hunger ulate their surroundGames. ings, Truman and uplifting films as Dave, nominated performance in Show-style; Wes Bentley, Pleasantville and Seabis2010s Winters Bone sporting fiendish facial hair, already were aware of her star- cuit. But those movies, while functions as a sadistic version based on high-concept premis- of Christof in a control room tling screen presence her es, ultimately had pointed natural beauty, instincts and on high. things to say about politics and maturity beyond her years. Every minute of competition society. The methodology of And yet theres a youthful is breathlessly broadcast to the The Hunger Games may be energy and even a vulnerabilination, with viewers rooting more complicated but its dark- for and betting on their ty that make her relatable to ly satirical message is unmisthe core, target audience of favorites; having a sympathettakable. female fans. Lawrence is endic back story is crucial, and The script adheres rather lessly watchable, and she betsimilarities to reality shows closely to Collins novel no like Survivor or even ter be, since shes in nearly every single shot of Ross film. surprise there since she coAmerican Idol are clearly wrote it with Ross and Billy And speaking of Ross, he intended. Even the programs Ray although it does trunmay seem an unlikely choice host (Stanley Tucci in an to direct a movie about a futur- cate some of the subplots that upswept blue do) has a huge give the book its greatest emo- personality but isnt so outistic, fascist world in which teenagers must fight each other tional heft as well as soften the landish that you couldnt brutal violence of the games to the death in an exploitative image him as the face of some themselves, ostensibly in the display of national loyalty and top-rated primetime game name of securing a PG-13 ratpride. He is, after all, the man show. ing. Still, the makers of The behind such clever, charming Katniss lives with her wid-
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HE HAGUE, Netherlands (AP) It was, it wasnt, it is: A still life once thought to be by Vincent van Gogh but later downgraded to being the work of an anonymous artist is indeed by the tormented Dutch impressionist himself, researchers announced Tuesday. The process leading to the confirmation of the paintings authenticity reads like a cold case detective story. A new X-ray technique helped experts re-examine what they already knew about Still life with meadow flowers and roses and draw on a growing pool of scholarly Van Gogh research. A detailed X-ray of an underlying painting of two wrestlers and knowledge of the painters period at a Belgian art academy led a team of researchers to conclude that the painting really is by Van Gogh. The painting is owned by the Kroeller-Mueller Museum in the central Netherlands and was being hung there Tuesday among its other Van Gogh works. There was no real eureka moment for experts studying the still life, said Louis van Tilborgh, a senior researcher at Amsterdams Van Gogh Museum who took part in the
This X-ray provided by the Kroeller Mueller Museum in Otterlo, Netherlands shows an underlying image of two wrestlers on a painting entitled Still life with meadow flowers and roses by Vincent van Gogh. X-ray research has uncovered in greater detail an art school study by Van Gogh of two wrestlers concealed on the same canvas and invisible to the naked eye. confirmation process. All the pieces just fell into place, he told The Associated Press. The painting, on a 100 cmby-80 cm (40x31 inch) canvas, was bought by the Kroeller-Mueller Museum in 1974 as a Van Gogh. The work was thought to come from the artists period living with his brother Theo in Paris from late 1886. But when they hung it (in the museum), doubts crept in about its authenticity, said Van Tilborgh. Experts thought the canvas was too large for that period, the depiction of a vase brimming over with flowers and yet more flowers lying on a table in the foreground was too exuberant, too busy. The signature was in an unusual position for Van Gogh the top right hand corner. With the doubts piling up, the museum in 2003 decided to attribute the painting to an anonymous artist instead of to Van Gogh. But the detective work did not end there.
An X-ray taken five years earlier had already revealed an indistinct image of the wrestlers and continued to interest researchers. Now, a new more detailed X-ray has shown the wrestlers in more detail, along with the brush strokes and pigments used. They all pointed back to Van Gogh. You can see the wrestlers more clearly and the fact that they are wearing loin cloths, said Van Tilborgh. Having models pose halfnaked was a defining characteristic of the Antwerp academy where Van Gogh studied in early 1886. So was the size of the canvas, the KroellerMueller Museum said. Vincent wrote to his brother about needing the large canvas, new brushes and paint. Theo helped the penniless artist buy the materials and a week later Van Gogh wrote back that he was delighted with the painting of two wrestlers. Van Tilborgh said the brush strokes and pigments in the wrestlers painting also corresponded with what experts now know about Van Goghs work in Antwerp. The wrestlers also help explain the uncharacteristic exuberance of the floral still life, the Kroeller-Mueller Museum statement said: Van Gogh had to cover up all of the old image with his new work.
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The only stream of income the Fortunes had was through the singers part-time position as minister of music at Higher Dimension Church in Houston. But they had more bills than money and struggled to pay medical bills since they had no health insurance, they said. As a result, Fortune along with his pregnant wife and two children who were 2 and 1 years old at the time were evicted from their home and couldnt afford to keep one of their cars. For the first couple of months, they loaded up in their only car until it was repossessed, which prompted them to move from one motel to another. During the whole time, Fortune and his wife told none of their family members or friends of their circumstances. Pride got in the way, said Cheryl Fortune. We didnt want them to know how far we had fallen. It would always seem like something would always come through. We just tried to figure it out by ourselves. Cheryl Fortune said she often read the Bible and focused mainly on scripture Jeremiah 29:11 to give her strength each day. She wanted to bring light to the situation for her children and support her husband. The Fortunes survived off the money they saved from their previous jobs and through several performances. For a man to not be able to provide, it almost makes them seem like theyre nothing, she said. But I really kept praying. I prayed not to be a nagging wife. ... I prayed every day to keep my attitude positive regardless where we were.
Gospel singer homeless no more

ATLANTA (AP) James Fortune used to watch his children sleep in the bathtub before he lay beside his pregnant wife at night in a motel, wondering how he was going to provide for his family the next day. For the gospel singer, being homeless for seven months in 2007 was the most strenuous stint of his life. The constant letdown of watching others get hired for jobs while he and his wife Cheryl went overlooked weakened his faith. He asked in a prayer why God seemingly abandoned them during their most stressful time. But during his prayer, Fortune said he went from being emotionally stifled to at peace. Thats when he was led to write the words to his 2009 hit song, I Trust You, which topped the Gospel National Airplay chart for 28 straight weeks I questioned God, he recalled. It seemed like God wasnt even there and had forgotten about us because we saw other people get hired and prospering, he continued. It seemed like the lowest point. But in that situation, God gave me the song that changed my life. The 32-year-old Fortune and his ensemble called F.I.Y.A (Free In Yahwehs Abundance) recently released their fourth album Identity, which debuted in the top spot on Billboards Gospel, Christian and Independent album charts. He is a rising a star in the genre and has opened concerts for some of gospels best, including Kirk Franklin, Shirley Caesar, Yolanda Adams and Fred Hammond. Last year, Fortune launched FIYA World Music Group with
Hancock launches International Jazz Day

NEW YORK (AP) Ambassador Herbie Hancock believes what the world needs is a little jazz diplomacy. The renowned jazz pianists first major initiative since being named a UNESCO Goodwill Ambassador last July is to establish International Jazz Day to be held on April 30 of every year. That date coincides with the last day of what has been celebrated as Jazz Appreciation Month in the U.S. This years inaugural event organized by the U.N. Educational, Scientific and Cultural Organization in partnership with the Thelonious Monk Institute of Jazz, which Hancock chairs will include starstudded concerts in Hancock Paris, New Orleans and New York as well as jazz-related events in several dozen countries from Algeria to Uruguay. Hancock said he had little difficulty lining up support for his proposal from the 195member U.N. cultural organization because so many countries have been affected in crucial ways over the years by the presence of jazz. Jazz has been the voice of freedom for so many countries over the past half century, Hancock said Tuesday. This is really about the international diplomatic aspect of jazz and how it has throughout a major part of its history been a major force in bringing people of various countries and cultures together. UNESCO Director-General Irina Bokova endorsed the initiative. In a statement, she said International Jazz Day is intended to bring together people all over the world to celebrate and learn more about the art of jazz, its roots and its impact, and to highlight its important role as a means of communication that transcends differences. The official kick-off will be on April 27 with an all-day program at UNESCO Headquarters in Paris that will include master classes, roundtable discussions and improvisational workshops. An evening concert will feature Hancock, Dee Dee Bridgewater, South Africas Hugh Masekela and Brazils Tania Maria, among others. Hancock will begin the April 30 celebrations with a sunrise concert at New Orleans Congo Square, the birthplace of jazz, which comes right after the first weekend of the citys Jazz and Heritage Festival. The concert will present local jazz luminaries Terence Blanchard, Ellis Marsalis, Dr. Michael White, Kermit Ruffins and the Treme Brass Brand. Hancock plans to perform his funky standard Watermelon Man with high school students from around the world via an Internet link. He then will fly to New York for a sunset all-star jazz concert for the international diplomatic corps at the U.N. General Assembly Hall to be hosted by Morgan Freeman, Robert DeNiro, Michael Douglas and Quincy Jones. The concert will be streamed live via the U.N. and UNESCO websites. Its lineup already includes Hancock, Bridgewater, Wynton Marsalis, Wayne Shorter, Christian McBride, Esperanza Spalding, Jack DeJohnette, Derek Trucks, Susan Tedeschi and Jimmy Heath. The Americans will be joined by an international cast of musicians spanning different genres, including Richard Bona (Cameroon), Hiromi Uehara (Japan), Zakir Hussain (India), Angelique Kidjo (Benin), Lang Lang (China), and Romero Lubambo (Brazil). Hancock sees his latest initiative as an extension of his 2010 CD, the double Grammy-winning The Imagine Project, a globe-trotting, genre-mixing effort that featured a United Nations of pop and world music stars from 10 countries. I hope that this day spreads the joy of spontaneous creation that exists in this music, Hancock said. My feeling is that jazz will be getting its just due.
Gospel singer James Fortune was homeless for seven months in 2007 but was inspired to write the words to his 2009 hit song, I Trust You, which topped the Gospel National Airplay chart for 28 straight weeks. his wife, who is the vice president of the record label. Life is totally different these days for the Fortunes, who are now have their own home in Houston. Its a beautiful testimony, Franklin said of the Fortunes. Its amazing how God takes people that have had horrible experiences and (they) use it as a tool to write songs and music that will speak to other people who are going through the same things. Its amazing how God takes lemons and makes them into lemonade. Fortune lost his job at a water company and his wife was laid off from an insurance company when their employers decided to downsize five years ago. Even though he and F.I.Y.A. already had an album out three years before, it was not a lucrative project.
THEATER REVIEW
Musical adaptation of Once is irresistible

MARK KENNEDY AP Drama Writer
EW YORK The party has already started by the time you enter the Broadway theater to see the musical Once. The Bernard B. Jacobs Theatres stage is filled with musicians jamming to Irish tunes in what looks like a Dublin pub. Real drinks are offered to the brave theatergoers willing to go up and mingle. Eventually, come show time, everything sort of melts away those musicians are the cast and theres just a guy up there strumming a guitar. Pure, moving and inventive these are the foundations of the irresistible production that opened Sunday, and it is a study in how to beautifully adapt a movie to the stage. In many ways, in fact, this Once is better than the original Once. The musical follows the films simple love story between a Czech flower seller and an Irish street musician and vacuum cleaner repairman in Dublin. Hes pining for a lost love, shes a lonely single mother can these two find love in their shared passion for music? Made for about $150,000, the film earned $20 million, thanks in part to an original score that included the sublime, 2007 Oscar-winning song, Falling
In this theater image released by Boneau/Bryan-Brown, Steve Kazee, left, and Cristin Milioti are shown in a scene from Once in New York. Slowly. Anyone approaching the material with an eye for the stage faces serious hurdles: The film had a documentary feel even though it was fiction. It was only 85 minutes. And the chemistry between the lovers on screen Marketa Irglova and Glen Hansard wouldnt be easy to recreate: Not only were they the songwriters, they also were one-time lovers. Enter director John Tiffany, playwright Enda Walsh, choreographer Steven Hoggett and a talented cast of 12 led by Steve Kazee and Cristin Milioti. All are faithful to the star-crossed story without following the celluloid version shot-for-shot, and they even add depth to peripheral figures in the film. The musical was an off-Broadway hit and doesnt suffer a bit from moving to a 1,000-seat Broadway theater. Most of the songs from the film are here but not all. New tunes from Hansard and Irglova and reprises of old ones have been gracefully added to the mix by music supervisor and orchestrator Martin Lowe. Kazee plays guitar and Milioti her piano, while the other 10
performers play a variety of roles and instruments banjo, mandolin, violin, ukulele and accordion, among them sometimes dancing while performing. Kazee adopts a convincing Irish accent and he has a great voice, especially when he strains with emotion. Hes pretty good looking, too, in just jeans, an undershirt and a vest. Milioti winningly plays the heroine like a sort of Manic Pixie Dream Girl from the Czech Republic You must always say hello to the piano, she tells the guy knowingly but pulls it off, even though her thick accent impedes her soaring voice. Walsh has put in ingenious touches, like taking a bank officer who loans the couple the cash to record a demo tape and putting him in the backup band, together with the girls rowdy Czech friends and flatmates. The owner of an instrument shop barely there in the film is given comedic life for an excellent Paul Whitty. One running joke is that both the Czech immigrants and Dublin natives are addicted to a local soap opera, a nice counterpoint to the would-be love story unspooling fitfully on stage. One dangerous moment comes in a scene that never was in the film the two finally speak the unspoken.
Isnt this unfinished? he tells her. But we havent started anything, she replies. No? Well it feels like weve started, he says. Part of the charm of the film was that this would-be couple never really discussed their relationship, just like life. So its somewhat dangerous and a little cringe-inducing to have it telegraphed from the stage, as when the guy says: I wrote these songs at another time for another girl but when I sing its for us, I think. Its you I see in the songs. But, ultimately, this is a confident, well-constructed piece. There are few special effects Bob Crowleys set is just an interior of a pub decorated with mirrors and little beside 12 talented people playing away for more than two hours. You need nothing else. Its sappy and melodramatic, yes, but seems to avoid getting stuck there, mainly thanks to its humor charming Irish turns of phrases and funny characters and those deeply moving songs. And its nice to have a musical about lost love. You can go see happy endings at Mamma Mia! and Anything Goes, but more people might relate to the poignant, weepy Once, which is basically an ode to heartbreak.
Dust first, then whack the boss in The Maids

NEW YORK (AP) If you arent happy with your employer, why not just kill her? Such was the twisted thinking of the unhappy servant sisters presented in Jean Genets 1947 absurdist play, The Maids, in which two sadistic, unstable women repeatedly and joyfully act out their grotesque, mistress-murdering fantasies. The mind-twisting Red Bull production, which opened Thursday night off-Broadway at the Theatre at St. Clements, is a crackling, suspenseful explosion of well-controlled debauchery. The power struggles and constant role-shifting between the two maids are rapid-fire and impressively handled. Under Jesse Bergers inspired direction, Ana Reeder as Solange and Jeanine Serralles as Claire are like barely caged wild animals, circling around Madames sumptuous bedroom in her absence, repeatedly play-acting their delusional fantasies about how to kill her. Taking turns wearing her most expensive gowns, they leap onto furniture and launch into near-hysterical tirades one minute, then quickly switch identities, acting as one another or taking over the commanding, insulting role of their mistress. Occasionally they scurry around in real-life panicky, abject servant mode when they think shes returning home. It evolves that theyve connived to get Madames lover arrested, but it appears their role will be uncovered, hence their current rising hysteria. The audience is ranged along both sides of the set, making us voyeurs peering through long, horizontal bedroom windows at Dane Laffreys plush, elegant, yet claustrophobic set. Inspired by a 1933 murder in France when two maids brutally killed their employers, Genet wanted to make the audience uncomfortable, and the Red Bull production succeeds admirably, enthusiastically presenting the immorality and perversity of the servants. Reeder and Serralles create an undercurrent of incestuousness beneath their characters despair at their intolerable lives, and both are poignant in their misery and grandly imperious in their malevolent delusions. Reeder is especially riveting in a lengthy soliloquy near the end, imagining herself calmly dealing with the police after she murders Madame. Some of the tension is temporarily relieved midway through with a brief appearance by the real Madame. J. Smith-Cameron gives an elegant performance as the maids unwary mistress, cleverly finding some much-needed humor in her shading of that selfish, entitled employer. Unaware of the irony, Madame notes that the maids have filled her room with funeral flowers, and says playfully, Youre trying to kill me with your tea and your flowers and your suggestions. Since the audience knows the tea contains phenobarbital, the tension ratchets right back up again. Red Bulls creative and production teams have created a sharp, edgy version of Genets inverse morality play, which makes for a great evening of theater.
GAME REVIEW
Tony La Russa signs autographs for fans in St. Louis. William Morrow announced Monday that a La Russa memoir is tentatively scheduled to come out this fall.
Fresh off World Series, La Russa signs book deal

NEW YORK (AP) Retired St. Louis Cardinals manager Tony La Russa is ready to look back on his amazing career. William Morrow announced Monday that One Last Strike: Fifty Years in Baseball, Ten and a Half Games Back, and One Final Championship Season is tentatively scheduled to come out this fall. The book will be co-written by Rick Hummel, a longtime reporter for the St. Louis Post-Dispatch. La Russa retired last fall after managing the Cardinals to a dramatic World Series title, when the team beat the Texas Rangers after coming within one strike of elimination. During the regular season, St. Louis rallied to make the playoffs despite having been 10 1/2 games behind. This is a story, not only of dramatic moments, but how those dramatic moments were produced, La Russa said in a statement released by Morrow. This is a story about being 10 1/2 games out, a historic comeback and winning a World Series championship as an underdog. People ask me How did you do it? This book will explain how. The 67-year-old La Russa spent more than 30 years as a manager, and his 2,728 wins is the third highest in major league history. His career included three World Series championships two with St. Louis, one with the Oakland Athletics and six league championships. Morrow is an imprint of HarperCollins Publishers.
An animated rendering of New York Yankees ace C.C. Sabathia is shown pitching in Bostons Fenway Park in MLB 12: The Show.
The Show still swinging for the fences

Major League Baseball simulator offers several dynasty options, but base running still clunky
LOU KESTER The Associated Press als Stephen Strasburg, each made all the more exciting because I was controlling them. The Show, perhaps more than any baseball video game before it, delivers the feeling that youre in the middle of a high-pressure major league contest. Sony does a fine job recreating ballpark atmosphere, and, if you dont own a Sony peting in games against the console, its your only choice. computer or other humans The hitting and pitching online. But the most groundbreaking mechanics are fine, but the sluggishness of the base runelement of The Show is the ners and fieldintegration ers is irritating. between its And when an PS3 and Vita versions. If The Show, perhaps infielder does youre going to more than any other catch up to a ground ball, be away from baseball video game you have to your home conbefore it, delivers the contend with a sole for a while, you can feeling that youre in the throw meter save your seamiddle of a high-pressure misjudge your timing son to the major league contest. and that easy cloud, then toss to first download it to will end up in your Vita from the dugout. Its an attempt to on the road. Its a terrific feamake fielding just a bit more ture that I hope will be added interactive, but it feels like one to more PS3/Vita games. gimmick too many. Three-and-a-half stars out of The most promising addition four. to 2K12, called MLB Today, While The Show contininvites you to play as your ues its championship reign, favorite team, day-by-day, as Major League Baseball the real season unfolds. Since 2K12 (2K Sports, for the Opening Day hasnt arrived Xbox 360, PS3, $59.99; Wii, yet, I couldnt check it out $39.99; PC, $29.99; Nintendo but it may be just the thing to DS, PlayStation Portable, make the 2012 season bearable PlayStation 2, $19.99) feels for disgruntled Mets or Orioles like its playing out the string. fans. Its an adequate simulation
o video game can duplicate the drama of the end of the 2011 Major League Baseball season. You remember: The historic collapse of the Red Sox. The Rays late-inning recovery from a seven-run deficit on the last day of the season. The Cardinals coming back twice in game six of the World Series and eventually winning the trophy. Its still early in the 2012 season Im simulating on MLB 12: The Show (Sony, for the PlayStation 3, $59.99; for the Vita, $39.99), so I dont know if Ill see those sort of September-October heroics again. But Ive already witnessed plenty of stirring offensive explosions, nerve-racking extra-inning duels and an Opening Day, two-hit shutout by the Nation-
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but the real trick comes from the precision and intuitiveness of its controls. You never feel like youre wrestling with the controller just to, say, make a runner try to score from second on a single. My favorite feature remains the Road to the Show, in which you create a player from scratch and try to work your way up from AA ball. Almost as addictive is the new Diamond Dynasty, in which you build an entire team, mixing real and fictional players. To improve your players skills, you need to earn cash by com-
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Ile de France ferried troops, assisted in disaster

Q: What was the name of the passenger ship on the scene after the collision of the MS Stockholm and SS Andrea Doria? I remember my father saying it was the ship he was on when he came back to the United States after World War II. J.R.S., Sandy Lake, Pa. A: First, let me give you a bit of background on the incident. On Wednesday, July 25, 1956, approaching the coast of Nantucket, Mass., bound for New York City, the SS Andrea Doria collided with the eastbound MS Stockholm. Less than three hours after the colliused to return troops home. In 1959, the Ile de France was sold to a Japanese firm to be scrapped. Q: The Romans had the ides and nones of each month. I think there was also a third segment of the month. What was it? G.R., Severna Park, Md. A: Each month, the Romans had calends (the first day of the month), nones (the seventh day in March, May, July and October; the fifth in the other months) and ides (the 15th day in March, May, July and October; the 13th in the other months). In the Roman calendar, you counted back from each period to determine the date. For instance, March 3 would be V nones five days before nones. Q: Why did Marg Helgenberger leave CSI: Crime Scene Investigation? M.K.H., Washington, Ill. A: Mary Marg Helgenberger, who played the role of Catherine Willows on CSI, left the show because she wanted to return to the stage. Producers said they would gladly take her back if she changed her mind.
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The Steve Wilkos Show Lifechangers Lifechangers Meet, Browns Meet, Browns 70s Show 70s Show Til Death 12 14 TBA FBI: Criminal Pursuit A little girl LA Ink Pixies Got the Blues Pixie has LA Ink Big Decisions Kat wants to American Chopper Race Car 1 American Chopper Race Car Bering Sea Gold Unresolved griev- Bering Sea 34 30 snatched from her room. relationship issues. take a vacation. Racing-themed motorcycle. 2 ances boil over. Gold Mickeys Beauty and the Beast (1991, Fantasy) Voices Jessie Jessie Jessie Star Austin & Ally Austin & Ally Austin & Ally Shake It Up! Shake It Up! Toy Story 37 21 Great of Paige OHara. Wars Age It Up Sweat It Up (1995) Shallow Hal (2001) Gwyneth Paltrow, Jack Black. The Hot Chick (2002) Rob Schneider, Anna Faris. Khloe Khloe Khloe 57 25 E! News Outside/Lines Baseball ToNFL Live (N) (Live) Around the Pardon the SportsCenter (N) (Live) NBA CountNBA Basketball Boston Celtics at Philadelphia 76ers. 28 31 First Report night (N) (Live) Horn (N) Interruption (N) down (N) (N) (Live) Numbers Dan Le Batard SportsNation (N) NFL32 (N) Basketball NFL Live E:60 (N) Boxing 27 49 Best of First Take (N) Your World With Neil Cavuto The Five (N) Special Report FOX Report/Shepard Smith The OReilly Factor (N) Hannity (N) 32 27 Studio B With Shepard Smith Sandra Lee Dollar Dinners Secrets Minute Meals Giada-Home Giada Contessa Contessa Home Cooking Home Cooking Diners, Drive 72 50 Home Cooking Contessa Tropic Thunder (2008, Comedy) Ben Stiller, Jack Black. How I Met How I Met How I Met How I Met Two/Half Men 31 45 (11:30) Dude, Wheres My Car? (2000) Living Out Loud (1998) Holly Hunter, Danny DeVito. A recent In Her Shoes (2005, Comedy-Drama) Cameron Diaz, Toni Collette, Shirley MacLaine. A (:38) FXM Just My Luck (2006) Lindsay Lohan. 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Maddow 54 44 Martin Bashir (N) Parent Control Parent Control Parent Control Parent Control Parent Control 16 and Pregnant 70s Show 70s Show 70s Show 26 17 The Challenge: Battle Alaska State Troopers Alaska Wing Men Prison Women Prison Women County Jail Warrior Graveyard The Devils Playground Amish: Out 73 Team Umiz. Dora Explorer Dora Explorer SpongeBob T.U.F.F. Puppy Odd Parents The Penguins Big Time Rush Supah Ninjas SpongeBob Kung Fu iCarly iBalls 71 39 Mike-Knight Roseanne Roseanne Roseanne Roseanne Roseanne Roseanne Americas Next Top Model Americas Next Top Model Miami Vice (2006) Colin Farrell. 61 World Poker Tour: Season 10 World Poker Tour: Season 10 The Dan Patrick Show (N) Action Sports Action Sports The I7 (N) Sports Unlimited Mariners All 38 99 World Tour World Tour Access NASCAR Racing Sprint Cup: Fontana, Final Practice. (N) (Live) NASCAR Racing Sprint Cup: Fontana, Qualifying. (N) (Live) Trackside At... 58 53 NASCAR Racing Gangland You Rat, You Die Gangland Chicago. 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8 p.m. on KOBI, KMTX Who Do You Think You Are? In this new episode, actress Helen Hunt goes in search of information about her paternal ancestors. Her father didnt have much information, having lost his mother at an early age, but Hunt makes some interesting discoveries in San Francisco, including the fact that her great-greatgrandfather, an immigrant, helped launch Wells Fargo, and her greatgreat-grandmother was a womens rights activist. 8 p.m. on KLSR Kitchen Nightmares In this new episode, Gordon is in Philadelphia to check out a familyowned Italian restaurant. Chiarellas has been in business for 30 years, which makes it a local institution, but it cant coast on that status much longer unless something is done about its outdated menu and sloppy service. And Gordon is just the man to do it. 8 p.m. on CW Nikita Michael and Nikita (Shane West, Maggie Q) fly to Moscow to confront Cassandra (Helena Mattsson) after Michael discovers she kept a secret from him. Alex (Lyndsy Fonseca) sends out a coded message in a television interview in hopes of finding her mother (Sarah Clarke). Xander Berkeley also stars in the new episode Arising. 9 p.m. on KLSR Fringe A killer whose target is love is in the Fringe teams sights in this new episode, which finds Peter (Joshua Jackson) weighing his options in the wake of some shocking events and revelations. Anna Torv, John Noble and Lance Reddick also star in A Short Story About Love. 9 p.m. on CW Supernatural Sam (Jared Padalecki) winds up in a mental hospital after Lucifer (Mark Pellegrino) drives him to the breaking point. Dean (Jensen Ackles) asks all the hunters he knows for help saving his brother, and one of them refers him to a healer who looks very familiar. Misha Collins guest stars in the new episode The Born-Again Identity. 9 p.m. on USA Fairly Legal Justin (Michael Trucco) asks Kate (Sarah Shahi) to help the FBI and a local hospital come to an agreement over an emergency liver transplant. It looks like a fairly simple matter until she discovers the deal resulted in a patient being bumped from the transplant list. Lauren (Virginia Williams) tries to decide between two prospective clients in the new episode Start Me Up. 10 p.m. on SYFY Merlin With Morgana (Katie McGrath) at the head of a vast Southron army, a deadly net is closing around Camelot. When the sorceress strikes, her ferocity forces everyone including Arthur (Bradley James) to run for their lives. With Morgana on the hunt for Arthur, Merlin (Colin Morgan) must save the king from her clutches in the opener of the two-part tale The Sword in the Stone.
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Hoover Paid Prog. 65 Anderson Cooper 360 Erin Burnett OutFront Piers Morgan Tonight Anderson Cooper 360 Erin Burnett OutFront Piers 35 35 Piers Tosh.0 Sunny Sunny South Park Tosh.0 Ugly Amer Key Harold & Kumar Escape 64 98 Goods: Live Tosh.0 Seinfeld Seinfeld Nikita Arising (N) Supernatural (N) Cops Til Death King South Park South Park 12 14 King (:00) Bering Bering Sea Gold Bad Vibra- Bering Sea Gold The Bitter Gold Rush Went on behind the Bering Sea Gold After the Gold Rush Went on behind the Bering Sea 34 30 Sea Gold tions End cameras. (N) Dredge (N) cameras. Gold (:00) Toy Story The Princess and the Frog (2009) Tangled Ever (:25) Jessie Austin & Good Luck Jessie Jessie Jessie Star 37 21 (1995) Tim Allen Voices of Anika Noni Rose. After Ally Charlie Wars E! News (N) Sex-City Sex-City Fashion Star Fashion Police (N) Chelsea Lat E! News 57 25 The Soup NBA Basketball: Celtics NBA Basketball Denver Nuggets at Utah Jazz. 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Restoration Restoration Restoration Restoration Pawn Stars 41 34 The Epic History of Everyday Things We Love Lucy We Love Lucy We Love Lucy We Love Lucy We Love Lucy We Love Lucy We Love Lucy We Love Lucy We Love Lucy We Love Lucy We Love Lucy We Love Lucy We Love Lucy 87 Ali (2001) Will Smith. Based on the life story of legendary boxer Muhammad Ali. Psych 15 20 Paid Program Paid Program Half Past Dead (2002, Action) Steven Seagal, Ja Rule. All-American Girl: The Mary Kay Letourneau Story The Fantasia Barrino Story: Life Is Not a Fairy Tale Selena (1997) 23 29 Defending Our Kids: The Julie Posey Story Conviction: Amongst Friends Conviction: Monster in Mirror Lockup Lockup Utah State Prison Lockup: Corcoran Lockup: Raw 54 44 Conviction: I Put Fear Jersey Shore Reunion The Challenge: Battle The Challenge: Battle The Challenge: Battle The Challenge: Battle The Challenge 26 17 Jersey Shore Explorer Inside Death Row Explorer Prison Nation Violence in American prison system. 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Geek Charming (2011, Comedy) Ferb Clubhouse Clubhouse Clubhouse Clubhouse Pirates Ferb Ferb Charlie Sarah Hyland. Get Ripped! WEN Hair Take It Off! The E! True Hollywood Story The E! True Hollywood Story Khloe Khloe Khloe The Soup E! News (N) (:00) Outside the Sports Report- SportsCenter (N) (Live) SportsCenter (N) (Live) Womens College Basketball NCAA Tournament, Regional First Seminal: SportsCenter PBA Bowling SportsCenter (N) Lines (N) ers (N) Teams TBA. From Raleigh, N.C. (N) Special (N) Bassmasters SportsCenter (N) Outside Lines The Sports NASCAR Now (N) (Live) SportsCenter (N) (Live) SportsCenter Special (N) Basketball Basketball (3:00) FOX and Friends Sunday (N) Americas News Headquarters (N) Americas News Headquarters (N) Fox News Sunday Paid Program Lose 30lbs Cindy C Mexican-Easy Ingredient Fix Money Saving Hungry Girl Rachael Rays Week in a Day Dollar Dinners Guys Big Bite Sand. 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(11:00) Oceans Eleven (2001) George Shipping Shipping Shipping Wars Shipping Wars Shipping Shipping Shipping Duck Dynasty Duck Dynasty Storage Wars 23 Clooney, Matt Damon. Wars Wars Bullship Pilot Wars Wars Wars Dirty Dancing (1987, Romance) Jennifer Grey, Patrick Swayze. The Notebook (2004, Romance) Ryan Gosling, Rachel McAdams. 40 32 (11:00) Mamma Mia! (2008) E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial (1982, Science Fiction) Henry Thomas, Dee Wallace, Peter The Shawshank Redemption (1994, Drama) Tim Robbins, Morgan Freeman, Bob Gunton. An innocent Ray (2004, Biography) 68 24 Coyote. A California boy befriends a homesick alien. man goes to a Maine penitentiary for life in 1947. Jamie Foxx. Premiere. Gator Boys Stormin Gators Meet the Preppers Rattlesnake Republic Rattlesnake Republic Rattlesnake Republic North Woods 49 47 Wild Kingdom Elephants. Shahs of Sunset Housewives/OC Housewives/OC Housewives/OC Housewives/OC Housewives 62 46 Shahs of Sunset WEN Hair Paid Program Brazil Butt Lift Paid Program WEN Hair Paid Program Take It Off! Paid Program Till Debt/Part Wall Street How I, Millions How I, Millions Biogr/CNBC 65 CNN Newsroom (N) CNN Newsroom (N) CNN Newsroom (N) CNN Newsroom (N) Big Hits, Broken Dreams Piers Morgan 35 35 Your Money (N) Clueless (1995) Alicia Silverstone, Stacey Dash. Futurama Futurama Futurama Futurama Super Trpr 64 98 Vegas Vacation (1997, Comedy) Chevy Chase. On the Spot Hollywood Fatal Attraction (1987) Michael Douglas, Glenn Close. Eye for an Eye (1996, Drama) Sally Field. King 12 14 Live Life-Win MythBusters Propelling a sailboat by MythBusters Dodging a bullet; jump- MythBusters The power of combus- MythBusters Hollywood lighting MythBusters Testing how clean a MythBusters Using wrecking balls to Frozen Planet 34 30 a fan. ing from heights. tible sewer gas. myth; stopping cars. motorcycle runs. transfer energy. (11:00) Geek Charming (2011) Good Luck Good Luck Austin & Ally Austin & Ally Jessie One Day Jessie Phineas and Phineas and Good Luck A.N.T. Farm So Random! 37 21 Sarah Hyland. Charlie Charlie Wonders Ferb Ferb Charlie The Voice Deciding which vocalists will advance. The Voice Team members perform duets. Khloe Khloe Khloe 57 25 Fashion Star PBA Bowling MLS Soccer Colorado Rapids at New York Red Bulls. From Red Bull Arena in SportsCenter (N) (Live) SportsCenter (N) (Live) NBA Basketball Miami Heat at Oklahoma City Thunder. 28 31 Harrison, N.J. (N) (Live) (N) (Live) Womens College Basketball Womens College Basketball GameDay 27 49 Womens College Basketball Americas News Headquarters (N) Fox News Sunday FOX Report (N) Huckabee (N) Fox News 32 27 Americas News HQ Not My Mama Restaurant: Impossible Chopped Chopped On the Line Chopped Best Thing Best Thing Diners, Drive 72 50 Best Dishes Underworld: Evolution (2006, Horror) Kate Beckinsale. Jennifers Body (2009) Megan Fox, Amanda Seyfried. Zombieland 31 45 Lara Croft: Tomb Raider (2001) Angelina Jolie. Cheaper by the Dozen 2 (2005, Comedy) Steve Martin, Bonnie Hunt. Big Mommas House (2000) Martin Lawrence. An FBI agent goes Big Mommas House 2 (2006) Martin Lawrence. An FBI agent reprises Big Mommas 44 The Bakers vacation turns competitive. under cover to protect a woman and her son. his disguise, posing as a heavy nanny. House Hunters Intl My First Place My First Place Property Property Property Property House Hunters Intl For Rent For Rent (N) House 50 43 House American Pickers American Pickers American Pickers American Pickers American Pickers Amer. Pickers 41 34 American Pickers Chasing Leprechauns (2012) Adrian Pasdar. Personally Yours (2000) Valerie Bertinelli. Second Honeymoon (2001) Roma Downey. Leprechauns 87 Any Which Way You Can (1980) Clint Eastwood, Sondra Locke. Notting Hill (1999, Romance-Comedy) Julia Roberts, Hugh Grant. Best in Show 15 20 Inspiration Today Camp Rumor Has It... (2005, Comedy) Jennifer Aniston. The Ugly Truth (2009) Katherine Heigl. Fools Gold (2008) Kate Hudson 23 29 Dance Moms Caught on Camera Fireball! Caught on Camera Crash! Caught on Camera Caught on Camera Caught on Camera (N) Caught 54 44 Caught on Camera 16 and Pregnant 16 and Pregnant 16 and Pregnant 16 and Pregnant 16 and Pregnant 16-Pregnant 26 17 16-Pregnant Witness: Katrina People who lived through the hurricane. Witness: Disaster in Japan Wild Justice Killing for Cash Explorer Narco State Inside Cocaine Submarines Cocaine Sub 73 iCarly Big Time Rush Big Time Rush iCarly iCarly Victorious Victorious SpongeBob 71 39 T.U.F.F. Puppy The Penguins Barbie in a Mermaid Tale 2 (2012) Snapped Eric McLean. Snapped Jill Rockcastle Snapped Denise Miller Snapped Monique Berkley Snapped Misty Witherspoon Snapped Diane Fleming Snapped 61 Paid Program Sports Unlimited MLS Soccer Portland Timbers at New England Revolution. From Gillette Stadium College Softball California at Stanford. Paid Program Mariners All 38 99 in Foxboro, Mass. (Subject to Blackout) Access (N) Test Drive NASCAR Victory Lane (N) SPEED Center (N) Wind Tunnel With D. Despain NASCAR V.L. 58 53 Formula One Racing Malaysia. From the Sepang Circuit, Kuala Lumpur. MuscleCar Lethal Weapon 4 (1998, Action) Mel Gibson, Danny Glover. Payback (1999, Action) Mel Gibson, Gregg Henry, Maria Bello. Rambo 69 38 Trucks! Star Trek: Insurrection (1998) Patrick Stewart. Battle of Los Angeles (2011) Kel Mitchell, Nia Peeples. 43 40 Serenity (2005, Science Fiction) Nathan Fillion, Gina Torres. (11:00) Spanglish (2004, Comedy-Drama) I Love You, Man (2009) Paul Rudd, Jason Segel. A mans new friend- (:45) The Heartbreak Kid (2007, Comedy) Ben Stiller, Michelle Monaghan, Jerry Stiller. A Yes Man 33 10 Adam Sandler, Ta Leoni. ship threatens his upcoming wedding. man realizes he may have married too hastily. (11:00) I Was a Male War Going My Way (1944, Musical) Bing Crosby. A new priest (:15) Niagara (1953) Marilyn Monroe, Joseph Cotten. A femme Night and the City (1950, Crime Drama) 51 26 Bride (1949) breathes new life into a debt-ridden parish. fatale and her lover plan her husbands demise. Richard Widmark, Gene Tierney. Say Yes: ATL Say Yes: ATL Say Yes: ATL Say Yes: ATL Say Yes: ATL Say Yes: ATL Say Yes: ATL Island Medium Island Medium Long Island Medium Island Medium 42 41 Say Yes: ATL (:15) The Bourne Identity (2002) Matt Damon, Franka Potente. (:45) The Bourne Supremacy (2004) Matt Damon. 36 42 The International (2009, Suspense) Clive Owen. Looney Tunes Wrld, Gumball Wrld, Gumball Wrld, Gumball Advent. Time Advent. Time Advent. Time The Wizard of Oz 63 33 Tom and Jerry & the Wizard of Oz (2011) Bizarre Foods America Bizarre Foods America Bizarre Foods America Bizarre Foods America Bizarre Foods America Bizarre Foods 59 48 Bizarre Foods America Extreme Makeover: Home Murder, She Wrote Murder, She Wrote Murder, She Wrote (:12) M*A*S*H M*A*S*H 53 28 Extreme Makeover: Home (11:00) Casino Royale (2006) Daniel Craig. James Bond plays NCIS Tribes Muslim Marine found NCIS Stakeout Ducky keeps a secret NCIS The murder of arms dealer La NCIS Cloak The team must play a NCIS Dagger 45 15 poker with a man who nances terrorists. dead. from the team. Grenouille. dangerous war game. NHL Live (N) NHL Hockey Minnesota Wild at Washington Capitals. (N Subject to Blackout) NHL Hockey Nashville Predators at Chicago Blackhawks. 47 422 Rugby Sevens World Series: Hong Kong. My Fair Wedding My Fair Wedding My Fair Wedding My Fair Wedding My Fair Wedding Fair Wedding 185 120 Amazing Wedding Cakes Glory Road Funny Videos MLB Preseason Baseball Chicago Cubs at Cleveland Indians. (N) (Live) 30 Rock How I Met How I Met How I Met How I Met 14 24 Poltergeist II (:35) Teen Wolf (1985, Comedy) Michael J. Fox, (:10) Country Strong (2010) Gwyneth Paltrow. A troubled Nashville (:10) Absolute Power (1997, Suspense) Clint Eastwood. A master (:15) Nine James Hampton. star embarks on a comeback tour. thief stumbles into a presidential conspiracy. Months (11:30) The A-Team (2010, Action) Liam Real Time With Bill Maher Green Lantern (2011) Ryan Reynolds, Blake Lively. A test pilot joins a Sucker Punch (2011, Action) Emily Browning. A girls dream world 500 600 Neeson, Bradley Cooper. band of intergalactic warriors. provides an escape from a dark reality. The Heart Knowing (2009) Nicolas Cage, Rose Byrne. A note found in a time (:35) Push (2009) Chris Evans, Dakota Fanning. Rogue psychics battle a Godzilla (1998) Matthew Broderick, Jean Reno. Nuclear testing in the 600 660 Specialist capsule predicts disastrous events. covert government agency. South Pacic produces a giant mutated lizard. (11:25) Phenomenon (1996, Drama) John Out of the Ashes (2003) Christine Lahti. A Jewish doctor recounts the Brighton Rock (2010, Crime Drama) Sam Riley. 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11:30 a.m. on KLSR NASCAR Racing Its fun in the Southern California sun for Sprint Cup drivers today at Fontanas Auto Club Speedway as NASCARs senior level competitors go at it in the Auto Club 400. A field that includes Carl Edwards, Kevin Harvick, Brad Keselowski and Jimmie Johnson will vie on the twomile D-shaped oval in pursuit of the title won last year by Harvick, who passed Johnson on the final lap to win by a mere .144 seconds. 8 p.m. on KOBI, KMTX Harrys Law Harrys (Kathy Bates) next-door neighbor is accused of being a sex offender. The investigation doesnt turn up enough evidence to charge her, but the allegation could cause her to lose her teaching job, so she turns to Harry for help. Oliver (Mark Valley) represents a rebellious youth who quit school to take a lucrative job. Adam (Nate Corddry) mediates between Chunhua (Irene Keng) and the shoe stores staff in the new episode Search and Seize. 8 p.m. on KEZI Once Upon a Time A madman who likes hats sound familiar? Thats who kidnaps Emma (Jennifer Morrison) while shes searching for Mary Margaret (Ginnifer Goodwin) in this new episode. Adding to the Wonderland weirdness, the Evil Queen (Lana Parrilla) hires a man of magic to steal something from the Queen of Hearts (Jennifer Koenig). Roger Daltrey of the Who provides the voice of ... wait for it ... a talking caterpillar in Hat Trick. 9 p.m. on AMC Mad Men Call it a penance payment for the extended wait during seasons, call it whatever you want a two-hour episode, A Little Kiss, opens the long-awaited fifth season of one of the hottest series on television with clashes between Pete and Roger (Vincent Kartheiser, John Slattery) and between Joan (Christina Hendricks) and a houseguest. Written by series creator Matthew Weiner, this episode has a lot of pressure riding on it to deliver. 10 p.m. on KPIC CSI: Miami A corruption scandal that Horatio (David Caruso) uncovers forces him to deal with an old adversary. Calleigh (Emily Procter) makes a major decision about her life that could affect her relationship such as it is with Delko (Adam Rodriguez). Malcolm McDowell reprises the role of ruthless lawyer Darren Vogel in the new episode Law & Disorder. 10:01 p.m. on KEZI GCB Gigi (Annie Potts) offers to throw a come as your favorite Texan party to welcome Carlenes (Kristin Chenoweth) uncle and his wife (Bruce Boxleitner, Donna Mills) back to town. Blake (Mark Deklin) asks Amanda (Leslie Bibb) to help him and Cricket (Miriam Shor) with their denim line. Pastor Tudor (Tayler Jacob Moore) counsels Sharon and Zack (Jennifer Aspen, Brad Beyer) in the new episode A Wolf in Sheeps Clothing.
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Greed 65 CNN Newsroom (N) Big Hits, Broken Dreams Piers Morgan Tonight CNN Newsroom Big Hits, Broken Dreams Piers 35 35 Piers The Goods: Live Hard. Sell Hard. (2009) Jackass 2.5 (2007) South Park (:31) Tosh.0 Key 64 98 (:00) Super Troopers (2001) Heartland (DVS) The Honeymooners (2005) Mike Epps Browns Browns Troubadour, TX True Story 12 14 King (:00) Frozen Planet The Ends of the Earth Frozen Planet Summer MythBusters Duct Tape Unchained Reaction Fire Frozen Planet Summer MythBusters 34 30 Polar bears battle for mates. (N) Island (N) and Ice (N) Shake It Austin & So Random! Austin & Ally Shake It Up! A.N.T. Farm Jessie Shake It Shake It A.N.T. Farm A.N.T. Farm Wizards37 21 Up! Ally (N) (N) (N) Up! Up! Place Khloe Ice-Coco Ice-Coco Ice-Coco Ice-Coco Ice-Coco Khloe Ice-Coco Chelsea Lat The Soup Khloe 57 25 Khloe NBA Basketball: Heat at NBA Basketball Memphis Grizzlies at Los Angeles Lakers. From Staples Center in SportsCenter (N) (Live) SportsCenter 28 31 Thunder Los Angeles. (N) (Live) SportsCenter (N) SportsCenter (N) SportsCenter (N) 30 for 30 NBA Basketball 27 49 GameDay Geraldo at Large (N) Huckabee Stossel Geraldo at Large Fox News Sunday Huckabee 32 27 Fox News Worst Cooks in America Cupcake Wars (N) Worst Cooks in America Iron Chef America Restaurant Stakeout Cooks 72 50 Diners Twilight (2008, Romance) Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson. Twilight (2008, Romance) 31 45 (:00) Zombieland (2009) (:00) Big Mommas House (2000) Big Mommas House 2 (2006, Comedy) Martin Rebound (2005) Martin Lawrence, (:45) FXM Home 44 Martin Lawrence, Nia Long. Lawrence, Nia Long, Emily Procter. Wendy Raquel Robinson. Presents Alone 4 Holmes on Homes Holmes Inspection Holmes Inspection Holmes on Homes Holmes 50 43 Hunters Intl Holmes on Homes Ax Men Ax Men Down & Dirty Ax Men Man Down (N) Full Metal Jousting (N) Full Metal Jousting Ax Men 41 34 Pickers (:00) Chasing Leprechauns (2012) Personally Yours (2000) Valerie Bertinelli. Frasier Frasier Frasier Frasier Gold Girls 87 Best in Show (2000) Michael Hitchcock. The Fugitive (1993, Suspense) Harrison Ford. 15 20 (:00) Best in Show (2000) Army Wives (N) Coming Home (N) (:01) P.S. I Love You (2007) 23 29 Fools Gold P.S. I Love You (2007) Hilary Swank. Deadly Game Sex Slaves: Texas Predator Raw: Unseen Predator Raw: Unseen Meet the Press Caught 54 44 Caught Jersey Shore Reunion How High (2001) Method Man, Redman. Wild n Out 26 17 (:00) 16 and Pregnant 16 and Pregnant Sub Hunt Wild Justice (N) Cocaine Subs Cocaine Sub Hunt Wild Justice Explorer Narco State Egypt 73 My Wife George George Friends Friends Friends 71 39 SpongeBob SpongeBob SpongeBob 70s Show 70s Show My Wife Snapped Snapped Snapped Amy Bosley Snapped (N) Snapped Law Order: CI Law CI 61 Ocean Race World Poker Tour: Season World Poker Tour: Season Action Sports Action Sports The Game Mariners All Halls of Gaming 101 World Poker 38 99 10 10 (Taped) 365 Access Fame Tour Octane Car Crazy SPEED Center NASCAR Victory Lane Wind Tunnel w/Despain Car Warriors Chevelle Warriors 58 53 NASCAR The Rock (1996, Action) Sean Connery, Nicolas Cage, Ed Harris. Am Digger Repo Repo 69 38 (:00) Rambo (2008, Action) Pandorum (2009) Dennis Quaid, Ben Foster. Serenity (2005) 43 40 Outlander (2008) James Caviezel, Ron Perlman. (:00) Yes Man (2008) Jim Carrey, Meet the Fockers (2004, Comedy) Robert De Niro, Ben Stiller, Dustin Meet the Fockers (2004) Robert De Niro, Ben Stiller. 33 10 Zooey Deschanel. Hoffman. Future in-laws clash in Florida. Future in-laws clash in Florida. Night and Brute Force (1947, Suspense) Burt Lancaster, Hume La Roue (1923, Drama) Sverin-Mars, Ivy Close, Pierre Magnier. Silent. The son of an engineer falls for his 51 26 the City Cronyn, Charles Bickford. adopted sister. Medium Medium Medium Medium Medium Medium To Niecy To Niecy Medium Medium To Niecy 42 41 Medium The Bourne Ultimatum (2007, Action) Matt Damon. Falling 36 42 Bourne Su The Bourne Ultimatum (2007, Action) Matt Damon. Level Up Level Up King of Hill King of Hill Chicken Family Guy Family Guy Loiter Aqua Unit 63 33 (5:30) The Wizard of Oz Bizarre Foods America David Blaine D. Blaine: Street Magic Mysteries at the Museum Mysteries of Smithsonian D. Blaine 59 48 Bizarre M*A*S*H M*A*S*H M*A*S*H M*A*S*H Raymond Raymond Everybody-Raymond Raymond Raymond King 53 28 M*A*S*H (:00) NCIS NCIS Silent Night Suspect is NCIS A witness in a murder trial NCIS Recruited A murder at a NCIS A suicide bomber kills a Quantum of Solace (2008) Daniel 45 15 Dagger presumed dead. disappears. college fair. Marine. Craig, Olga Kurylenko. NHL Live NHL Cycling Poker After Dark Poker After Dark Cycling Juicing 47 422 Hockey My Fair Wedding My Fair Wedding My Fair Wedding My Fair Wedding My Fair Wedding Wedding 185 120 Wedding How I Met News/Nine Replay The Unit Exposure Monk Monk Daredevil (2003) Ben Afeck. 14 24 (:15) Nine Months (1995) Hugh Grant, Fast Times at Ridgemont High Country Strong (2010) Gwyneth Paltrow. A troubled Poltergeist II: The Other 642 710 Julianne Moore. (1982) Sean Penn. Nashville star embarks on a comeback tour. Side (1986) (:45) Clash of the Titans (2010, Action) Sam Worthing- Game of Luck Two prized colts go head- Eastbound & (:40) Lifes (:10) Luck Two prized colts go head-to-head. 500 600 ton, Liam Neeson, Ralph Fiennes. Thrones to-head. Down (N) Too Short (4:30) Godzil- Shameless Fiona begins to Californica- House of Shameless (iTV) Monica tries House of Californica- Shameless (iTV) Monica tries House of 600 660 la (1998) plan for her future. tion (iTV) Lies (iTV) to kill herself. (N) Lies tion to kill herself. Lies (iTV) (5:30) K-19: The Widowmaker Casino Jack (2010) Kevin Spacey. Jack Abramoff The Thomas Crown Affair (1999, Suspense) Pierce Blubber620 690 (2002) Harrison Ford. amasses wealth and power before his fall. Brosnan, Rene Russo. ella (2011)
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Coast/Coast Studio B With Shepard Smith Your World With Neil Cavuto The Five (N) Special Report FOX Report/Shepard Smith The OReilly Factor (N) Hannity (N) Home Cooking Contessa Money Saving Dollar Dinners Secrets Minute Meals Giada-Home Giada-Home Contessa Contessa Best Dishes Home Cooking Diners, Drive (11:00) The Fog (2005) Darkness Falls (2003) Chaney Kley, Emma Cauleld. The Happening (2008) Mark Wahlberg, Zooey Deschanel. How I Met How I Met Two/Half Men In Her Shoes (2005, Comedy-Drama) Cameron Diaz, Toni Collette, Shirley MacLaine. A (:39) FXM Mystery, Alaska (1999) Russell Crowe, Hank Azaria. The New York In Her Shoes (2005, Comedy-Drama) Cameron sexy partyer clashes with her serious-minded sister. Presents Rangers play a local Alaskan hockey team. Diaz, Toni Collette. House Hunters Intl My First Place My First Place My First Place My First Place My First Place My First Place My First Place My First Place My First Place My First Place My First Place Tech It to the Max Modern History Time Machine Everyday History Everyday History Tech It to Max Emerils Table Petkeeping The Martha Stewart Show The Martha Stewart Show The Waltons The Statue The Waltons The Song The Waltons The Woman Little House Paid Program Paid Program George Lopez Lean on Me (1989) Morgan Freeman, Robert Guillaume. A Time to Kill (1996, Drama) Sandra Bullock, Samuel L. Jackson. Old Christine Old Christine Greys Anatomy Greys Anatomy Greys Anatomy How I Met Reba Reba Reba Medium Martin Bashir (N) The Dylan Ratigan Show (N) Hardball With Chris Matthews PoliticsNation (N) Hardball With Chris Matthews The Ed Show (N) R. Maddow True Life Parent Control Parent Control Parent Control Parent Control Parent Control 16 and Pregnant Jersey Shore Reunion 70s Show Alaska State Troopers Secret Service Files Wild Justice Navajo Cops Border Wars Last Days of bin Laden Wild Justice Mike-Knight Team Umiz. Dora Explorer Dora Explorer SpongeBob Odd Parents The Penguins T.U.F.F. Puppy Supah Ninjas Big Time Rush Kung Fu SpongeBob iCarly Bad Girls Club Bad Girls Club Bad Girls Club: Las Vegas Bad Girls Club: Las Vegas Bad Girls Club: Las Vegas Bad Girls Club: Las Vegas Bad Girls Club: Las Vegas Bad Girls Club Volvo Ocean Downunder Sports Unlimited The Dan Patrick Show (N) Paid Program Paid Program World Poker Tour: Season 10 World Poker Tour: Season 10 Motorhead Race Horsemanship Garage TV Monster Jam On the Edge Car Crazy Hot Rod TV Gearz NASCAR Race Hub (N) Pass Time Pass Time Guys Garage Guys Garage Gearz CSI: Crime Scene Investigatn CSI: Crime Scene Investigatn The Rock (1996, Action) Sean Connery, Nicolas Cage, Ed Harris. Ways to Die Ways to Die Ways to Die Star Trek: Insurrection Battle of Los Angeles (2011) Kel Mitchell, Nia Peeples. Outlander (2008, Action) James Caviezel, Ron Perlman. Pandorum (2009) Yes, Dear Yes, Dear American Dad My Name Is EverybodyEverybodyEverybodyEverybodyFriends Friends Friends Friends The King of Headshot Earl Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond Queens (11:45) Zero Hour (1957) (:15) Terror in a Texas Town (1958) Sterling (:45) Dr. Strangelove Or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and MGM Parade Kes (1970, Drama) David Bradley. A glum Dana Andrews. Hayden, Sebastian Cabot. Love the Bomb (1964) Peter Sellers. Yorkshire boy nds a baby falcon. What Not to Wear Danielle A Baby Story A Baby Story Rm-Multiples Babys First Island Medium Island Medium To Niecy To Niecy My Obsession My Obsession My Obsession Las Vegas Las Vegas Shrink Rap Leverage The Order 23 Job The Closer Law & Order Entrapment Law & Order Blue Bamboo Law & Order Looney Tunes Tom & Jerry Tom and Jerry Looney Tunes Looney Tunes Ed, Edd, Eddy Ed, Edd, Eddy Johnny Test Johnny Test Regular Show MAD A Cooks Tour A Cooks Tour Bourdain: No Reservations Bizarre Foods/Zimmern Man v. Food Man v. Food Tastiest Tastiest Bourdain: No Reservations Bourdain M*A*S*H M*A*S*H Gunsmoke Gunsmoke The Wrong Man Bonanza Bonanza Bonanza M*A*S*H Law & Order: Criminal Intent Law & Order: Criminal Intent A Law & Order: Criminal Intent Law & Order: Criminal Intent Law & Order: Criminal Intent NCIS High Seas NCIS Sub Pharmaceuticals corporations. musician is murdered. The Saint Conscience Ill-Bred Rosa Boxing Zab Judah vs. Vernon Paris. Cycling Criterium International. NBC Sports Talk (N) (Live) NHL Live (N) NHL Hockey Tampa Bay Lightning at Philadelphia Flyers. Ghost Whisperer Charmed Charmed Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls Walker, Texas Ranger Walker, Texas Ranger Old Christine Old Christine 30 Rock 30 Rock Amer. Funniest Home Videos Amer. Funniest Home Videos Funny Videos
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(:00) NBA Coast to Coast (N) Dunks of the Year (N) Baseball Tonight (N) NBA NFL Live (N) SportsNation Hannity (N) Greta Van Susteren The OReilly Factor Hannity Greta Van Susteren The Five Red Eye (N) Diners Diners Diners Heat See. Heat See. Diners Diners Diners Diners Diners Diners Diners Two Men Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (2009) Shia LaBeouf, Megan Fox. Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (2009) (5:00) In Her Shoes (:39) FXM Mystery, Alaska (1999, Comedy) Russell Crowe, Hank Beloved (1998) Oprah Winfrey, Danny Glover. A former slave is visited by (2005) Presents Azaria, Mary McCormack. a strange young woman in 1873. First Place Love It or List It Million Dollar Rooms Property House House Hunters Intl Love It or List It Property Tech It Max Modern History Pawn Stars Pawn Stars American Pickers Pawn Stars Pawn Stars American Pickers Pawn Stars Little House Little House on Prairie Little House on Prairie Little House on Prairie Frasier Frasier Frasier Frasier Gold Girls TimeKill Cold Case Cold Case Hubris Cold Case Glued Criminal Minds Lo-Fi Criminal Minds Criminal Medium Medium Medium Americas Most Wanted Americas Most Wanted Americas Most Wanted Medium R. Maddow The Last Word The Ed Show Rachel Maddow Show The Last Word Hardball Chris Matthews Ed Show 70s Show Ridiculous. Ridiculous. Ridiculous. Ridiculous. Fantasy Fantasy Fantasy Fantasy Fantasy Fantasy Challenge Justice Navajo Cops (N) Last Days of bin Laden Wild Justice Navajo Cops Border Wars Science Victorious Anubis SpongeBob My Wife My Wife George George 70s Show 70s Show Friends Friends Friends Bad Girls Bad Girls Club Bad Girls Club Bad Girls Club Bad Girls Club Brooklyn 11223 Bad Girls The Game Mariners All Mariners Mondays (N) Mariners All Graham The Dan Patrick Show MLS Soccer 365 Access (N) Access Bensinger Gearz Hot Rod TV Hot Rod TV NASCAR Race Hub Garage Garage Gearz Gearz Hot Rod TV Hot Rod TV Pimp, Ride Ways to Die Ways to Die Ways to Die Ways to Die Ways to Die Ways to Die Ways to Die Ways to Die Ways to Die Ways to Die Ways to Die Ways to Die (5:30) Pandorum (2009) Being Human Being Human (N) Lost Girl Faetal Justice Being Human Lost Girl The King of Seinfeld Seinfeld Family Guy Family Guy Family Guy Family Guy Family Guy Family Guy Conan The Ofce Queens (5:00) Kes Darling (1965) Julie Christie. A woman goes through a (:15) The Pumpkin Eater (1964, Drama) Anne Bancroft, Peter Finch. A The Knack, and How to (1970) series of unfullling love affairs. woman learns her third husband is having an affair. Get It (1965) Obsession Obsession Obsession My 600-Lb. Life: Melissa To Be Announced To Be Announced My 600-Lb. Life: Melissa TBA Law Law & Order The Mentalist The Mentalist The Closer Rizzoli & Isles CSI: NY Gumball Adventure Adventure Regular MAD (N) King of Hill King of Hill Amer. Dad Amer. Dad Family Guy Family Guy Chicken Bourdain No Reservation Bizarre Foods America Bizarre Foods America Bizarre Foods/Zimmern No Reservation Bizarre M*A*S*H M*A*S*H M*A*S*H Home Imp. Home Imp. Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond King King King (:00) NCIS NCIS A translator dies at Rock/Cena: Once in a WWE Monday Night RAW (N Same-day Tape) (:05) Psych Lets Doo-Wop It (12:05) Sub Rosa Guantanamo Bay. Lifetime (N) Again NCIS Hockey NHL Hockey Los Angeles Kings at Vancouver Canucks. (Live) NHL Live NBC Sports Talk NHL 36 NHL Live Paid Prog. Gold Girls Gold Girls Gold Girls Gold Girls Gold Girls Gold Girls Gold Girls Ghost Whisperer Bridezillas Bridezillas Videos WGN News at Nine (N) 30 Rock Scrubs Scrubs Til Death Til Death Sunny Sunny Futurama Futurama
(:00) Burlesque (2010, Drama) Cher, Billy Madison (1995) Adam Sandler, (:35) Full Metal Jacket (1987, War) Matthew (:35) Lethal Weapon 642 710 Christina Aguilera. Darren McGavin. Modine, Adam Baldwin. 3 (1992) (:00) Nanny McPhee Returns Real Time With Bill Maher Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1 (2010, Fantasy) Lifes Too Boxing 500 600 (2010) Emma Thompson. Daniel Radcliffe, Rupert Grint, Emma Watson. Short (5:50) Faster (2010) Homeland Marine One (iTV) Saul investigates Californica- House of Shameless (iTV) Monica tries House of Californica- Shameless 600 660 Dwayne Johnson. Carries theories. tion (iTV) Lies (iTV) to kill herself. Lies (iTV) tion (iTV) (iTV) (:25) Freakonomics (2010, Documen- Peep World (2010, Comedy) Michael C. Lucky (2011) Colin Hanks. A wannabe serial (:15) Jackass: The Movie (2002, 620 690 tary) Hall, Sarah Silverman. killer wins the lottery. Comedy) Johnny Knoxville.
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8 p.m. on KOBI, KMTX The Biggest Loser Exercise is boring. Thats the excuse that Dolvett and Bob attempt to shoot down in this new episode by taking their teams to a Zumba class and on a mountain biking excursion, respectively. Later, the contestants must load boxes of food onto trucks, and the winners hometown food bank gets the goods. Season 12 alumni Becky, Vinny and Antone arrive to judge the results of a cooking challenge before the final weigh-in. 8 p.m. on CW 90210 This new episode is called Blue Ivy, but Beyonce and Jay-Z are nowhere to be found. Singer Haley Reinhart makes an appearance, however, offering Dixon (Tristan Wilds) a chance to play backup for her. He accepts but doesnt tell Adrianna (Jessica Lowndes) about the gig or his new record deal because the label turned her down. Needing to get married to keep his trust fund, PJ (Nick Zano) proposes to Naomi (AnnaLynne McCord). Shenae Grimes also stars. 9 p.m. on CW Ringer Bridget (Sarah Michelle Gellar) comes to the conclusion that she must testify against Bodaway Macawi (guest star Zahn McClarnon) if shes going to feel safe again. Machado (Nestor Carbonell) is suspended from the FBI. An impatient Henry (Kristoffer Polaha) tells Siobhan they cant be together until she abandons her revenge plot. Ioan Gruffudd also stars in the new episode Lets Kill Bridget. 10 p.m. on KOBI, KMTX Fashion Star Summertime, and the designing is ... not so easy. The remaining contestants meet with trend reporters from the three retail chains to learn what theyre predicting the summers hot trends will be. Then they get to work creating summer outfits that incorporate those trends. As always, the winning clothes will be available for sale online and in stores. Elle Macpherson hosts this new episode. 10 p.m. on FX Justified As Raylan (Timothy Olyphant) confronts a pair of hit men from Detroit, the tension between Boyd and Quarles (Walton Goggins, Neal McDonough) finally comes to a head in the new episode Measures. Natalie Zea also stars. 10:01 p.m. on KEZI Body of Proof When a mysterious illness starts claiming lives around the city, Megan (Dana Delany) and her team must join forces with Charlie Stafford (guest star Luke Perry), an officer from the Centers for Disease Control, to find the cause and the culprit in the opener of a new twopart story, Going Viral. Jeri Ryan and John Carroll Lynch also star.
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Food M*A*S*H M*A*S*H Gunsmoke Whispering Tree Gunsmoke The Well Bonanza The Greedy Ones Bonanza Second Chance Bonanza Sense of Duty M*A*S*H House Popular childrens author has a House Massage therapists visit forces NCIS An amnesiac digs herself out of NCIS Eye Spy A satellite specialist NCIS My Other Left Foot The severed NCIS One Shot, One Kill A sniper NCIS Naval seizure. reection. a grave. sees a murder. leg of a corpse. kills Marine recruiters. ofcers targeted. Red Bull Signature Series (N) Rugby Sevens World Series: Hong Kong. From Hong Kong. NBC Sports Talk (N) (Live) NHL Live (N) NHL Hockey Detroit Red Wings at Columbus Blue Jackets. Ghost Whisperer Threshold Charmed Out of Sight Charmed The Power of Two Braxton Family Values Braxton Family Values Beauty Shop (2005) Queen Latifah. Walker, Texas Ranger Walker, Texas Ranger Old Christine Old Christine 30 Rock 30 Rock Amer. Funniest Home Videos Amer. Funniest Home Videos Funny Videos
The First 48 Get That Money; The First 48 A man is shot to The First 48 A man is found dead on Senseless death. a sidewalk. (1994) Jim Carrey. Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls (1995) Jim Carrey. Hard to Kill (1990) Steven Seagal, Kelly LeBrock. Years after nearly CSI: Miami Death Grip Tennis dying, a policeman seeks revenge. player is kidnapped. Too Cute! Infested! Driven Insane Hillbilly Handshin Million Dollar Listing Million Dollar Listing Million Dollar Listing Mad Money (N) The Kudlow Report (N) Mob Money: Murders and John King, USA (N) Erin Burnett OutFront (N) Anderson Cooper 360 (N) Crnk Yankers (:24) Futurama Futurama (:28) Tosh.0 Always Sunny South Park Lifechangers Lifechangers The Steve Wilkos Show Meet, Browns Meet, Browns American Chopper American Chopper MythBusters
(11:10) Final (:45) Airheads (1994, Comedy) Brendan Fraser. Aspiring musicians (:20) Godzilla (1998) Matthew Broderick. Nuclear testing in the South (:45) Rumble in the Bronx (1995) Jackie Chan. A martial artist 642 710 Destination 2 take a radio stations staff hostage. Pacic produces a giant mutated lizard. from Hong Kong takes on thugs and thieves. Game Change (2012) Julianne Moore. Gov. Sarah Palin becomes Drumline (2002) Nick Cannon, Zoe Saldana. Rivalry between two X2: X-Men United (2003) Patrick Stewart, Hugh Jackman. A right- (:15) Men in 500 600 Sen. John McCains running mate in 2008. drummers threatens a college band. wing militarist pursues the mutants. Black (10:30) Adam Mighty Joe Young (1998) Charlize Theron, Bill Paxton. A noble Day Zero (2007) Elijah Wood, Jon Bernthal. Three (:15) Blind Horizon (2004) Val Kilmer, Neve Campbell. A man thinks The Messen600 660 Resurrected 15-foot gorilla rampages through Los Angeles. friends face a military draft. he is involved in a plot to kill the president. ger (:05) Grind (1996, Drama) Adrienne Shelly, Billy (:45) The Scenesters (2009, Comedy) Sherilyn Fenn. Filmmakers make Out of the Ashes (2003) Christine Lahti. A Jewish doctor recounts the Tabloid (2010, Documentary) 620 690 Crudup, Paul Schulze. a secret documentary about a serial killer. horrors she saw at Auschwitz.
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8 p.m. on KOBI, KMTX Whitney Whitney and Alex (Whitney Cummings, Chris DElia) are finally ready to tie the knot, but when they get to city hall, they discover that Whitneys drivers license has expired, setting in motion a chain of events that derails their nuptial plans. Whitneys father (guest star Peter Gallagher) comes to the rescue, but he may not be able to save the day. Dan OBrien also stars in the season finale, Something Black, Something Blue. 8 p.m. on CW One Tree Hill Series star Sophia Bush, who plays Brooke, directed this new episode, in which her character tries to come to terms with her fathers betrayal amid preparations for Tree Hills Burning Boat Festival. Haley (Bethany Joy Galeotti) gets ready for her emcee gig at the event. Julian (Austin Nichols) tries to revive an old idea. Mouth and Millie (Lee Norris, Lisa Goldstein) make some changes to their show in Anyone Who Had a Heart. 9 p.m. on KPIC Criminal Minds The BAU heads to Californias Angeles National Forest when dead bodies start turning up in its mountain lakes. Rossi (Joe Mantegna) faces a gut-wrenching decision related to his ex-wife (guest star Isabella Hofmann) in Epilogue. Zach Filkins of the band OneRepublic also guest stars. 9 p.m. on KOBI, KMTX Bent After he spots Ben (Matt Letscher), the guy Alex (Amanda Peet) is seeing, with another woman, Pete (David Walton) is determined to let her know. Walt and Screwsie (Jeffrey Tambor, Margo Harshman) come to Charlies (Joey King) aid when shes targeted by a bully at school in the new episode HD. 9 p.m. on CW Americas Next Top Model This new episode finds the models in Toronto, where they try to score runway gigs for the citys fashion week with some having more success than others. Because theyre in Canada, the photo shoot incorporates foliage and maple syrup. Yes, you read that right. Beverly Johnson is the guest judge. 9:31 p.m. on KEZI Happy Endings When an annoying childhood friend (guest star Mary Elizabeth Ellis) comes to town, Penny (Casey Wilson) tells a little white lie to avoid seeing her, but soon the whole gang is involved, with Jane (Eliza Coupe) passing as pregnant, Alex (Elisha Cuthbert) faking a change in sexual orientation and Dave (Zachary Knighton) pretending to be dying in the new episode Big White Lies. 10 p.m. on USA Psych When a funeral director finds a mistake that Woody the coroner (Kurt Fuller) made on an autopsy, Shawn and Gus (James Roday, Dule Hill) try to save his job and find out how the person died. Glenne Headly, French Stewart and Ivana Milicevic guest star in the new episode Autopsy
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Storage Storage Storage Storage Storage Dog Bounty Dog Bounty Duck DyDuck Dy(:01) Duck (:31) Duck (12:01) Stor23 Wars Wars Wars Wars Wars Hunter Hunter nasty (N) nasty (N) Dynasty Dynasty age Wars Zathura (2005) Josh Hutcherson, Jonah Bobo. Premiere. The 700 Club Prince 40 32 (:00) Jumanji (1995) Robin Williams. (:00) CSI: CSI: Miami Calleigh nds a Die Hard (1988, Action) Bruce Willis, Alan Rickman, Bonnie Bedelia. A New York police- Die Hard With a Vengeance 68 24 Miami woman shot to death. man outwits foreign thugs in an L.A. high-rise. (1995) Bruce Willis, Jeremy Irons. Hillbilly Handshin River Monsters River Monsters: Unhooked Killer Catsh River Monsters Monsters 49 47 Monsters Million Dollar Listing Interior Therapy Interior Therapy Million Dollar Listing Happens Interior Therapy 62 46 Million Greed American Greed Mad Money American Greed American Greed Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. 65 Anderson Cooper 360 Erin Burnett OutFront Piers Morgan Tonight Anderson Cooper 360 Erin Burnett OutFront Piers 35 35 Piers 64 98 Colbert Rep 30 Rock 30 Rock Chappelles Chappelles South Park South Park South Park Ugly Amer Daily Show Colbert Rep South Park Seinfeld Seinfeld One Tree Hill (N) Americas Next Model Cops Til Death Til Death 70s Show 70s Show 12 14 King (:00) Sons of Sons of Guns Sniper Rie Sons of Guns Repairing a Sons of Guns Jesse James Sons of Guns Sons of Guns Jesse James Sons of 34 30 Guns Silencer Japanese Auto Cannon. Gun (N) Gun Guns Good Luck Austin & Shake It So Random! Hannah Montana: The Movie (2009, Musical) Miley Good Luck Austin & Shake It Wizards37 21 Charlie Ally Up! Cyrus, Billy Ray Cyrus. Charlie Ally Up! Place Khloe Khloe Khloe Khloe The Soup Khloe Chelsea Lat E! News 57 25 Hollywood E! News (N) High School Basketball McDonalds All-American Game. From SportsCenter (N) (Live) SportsCenter (N) (Live) SportsCenter (N) (Live) NBA Basket28 31 Chicago. (N) (Live) ball SportCtr NFL Live (N) NBA NASCAR NFL Live Slam/Stomp SportCtr 27 49 ATP Tennis The OReilly Factor Hannity Greta Van Susteren The Five Red Eye (N) 32 27 Hannity (N) Greta Van Susteren Worst Cooks in America Restaurant: Impossible Restaurant: Impossible Restaurant Stakeout (N) Restaurant: Impossible Restaurant 72 50 Diners Two Men Two Men The Waterboy (1998) Adam Sandler. The Waterboy (1998) Adam Sandler. Archer 31 45 Two Men (5:00) 15 Minutes 15 Minutes (2001, Suspense) Robert De Niro, Edward Burns. Two killers Freedomland (2006, Crime Drama) Samuel L. Jackson, (12:13) FXM 44 (2001) seek notoriety by videotaping their crimes. Julianne Moore, Edie Falco. Presents Hunters Intl House Property Brothers Income Kitchen House Hunters Intl Property Brothers Income 50 43 Property Restoration Restoration Larry the Cable Guy Restoration Restoration Hardcore History Restoration 41 34 Tech It Max Modern History Little House Little House on Prairie Little House on Prairie Little House on Prairie Frasier Frasier Frasier Frasier Gold Girls 87 Cold Case Cold Case Criminal Minds Criminal Minds Without 15 20 Whisperer Cold Case The Letter Wife Swap Wife Swap Wife Swap Wife Swap Wife Swap 23 29 Wife Swap Wife Swap The Ed Show Rachel Maddow Show The Last Word Hardball Chris Matthews Ed Show 54 44 R. Maddow The Last Word The Challenge: Battle The Challenge: Battle The Challenge: Battle The Challenge: Battle The Challenge: Battle Challenge 26 17 Challenge Weed American Weed (N) Drugs, Inc. Crack American Weed American Weed Border Wars Critical Sit 73 Anubis SpongeBob My Wife My Wife George George 70s Show 70s Show Friends Friends Friends 71 39 Victorious (:00) Enough (2002) Bad Girls Club Bad Girls Club Special Brooklyn 11223 Enough (2002) Jennifer Lopez. 61 UEFA Champions League MLB Baseball Seattle Mariners vs. Oakland Athletics. From the Tokyo Dome in Tokyo. (Subject to Mariners All The Dan Patrick Show World Poker 38 99 Soccer Blackout) Access Tour Stuntbust. Stuntbust. NASCAR Race Hub Dumbest Dumbest Car Warriors Mustang Stuntbust. Stuntbust. Pimp, Ride 58 53 Warriors Auction Auction Auction Auction Auction Auction Am Digger Am Digger Repo Repo Auction 69 38 Auction Ghost Hunters Ghost Hunters Inter. Monster Man (N) Ghost Hunters Inter. Monster 43 40 Ghost Hunt Ghost Hunters The King of Seinfeld Seinfeld Family Guy Family Guy Family Guy Family Guy Big Bang Big Bang Conan (N) The Ofce 33 10 Queens Theory Theory (5:00) Gypsy (1962) The Cincinnati Kid (1965, Drama) Steve McQueen, I Confess (1953, Drama) Montgomery Clift, Anne Baxter, Take the High 51 26 Rosalind Russell. Edward G. Robinson. (DVS) Karl Malden. Ground (1953) 19 Kids and Counting To Niecy To Niecy Untold Stories of the ER Obsession Obsession Untold Stories of the ER Obsession 42 41 E.R. Law & Order Sundown Law & Order Law & Order Law & Order Seer CSI: NY YoungBlood CSI: NY 36 42 Law Adventure Johnny T NinjaGo Level Up King of Hill King of Hill Amer. Dad Amer. Dad Family Guy Family Guy Chicken 63 33 Gumball Amazing Man, Food Man, Food Food Truck Paradise Amazing 59 48 Man, Food Man, Food Man, Food Man, Food Man, Food Amazing M*A*S*H M*A*S*H Home Imp. Home Imp. Raymond Raymond Cleveland Divorced King King King 53 28 M*A*S*H (:00) NCIS NCIS: Los Angeles Predator NCIS Gibbs interrogates an NCIS NCIS investigates a mes- Psych Autopsy Turvy A bodys Fairly Legal Justin asks Kate to NCIS Left for 45 15 accused murderer. sage in blood. cause of death. negotiate. Dead NHL Hockey San Jose Sharks at Anaheim Ducks. (Live) NHL Live NBC Sports Talk (N) NHL 36 NHL Live Paid Prog. 47 422 Hockey Beauty Shop (2005, Comedy) Queen Latifah. Ghost Whisperer Sinbad Its Just Family Sinbad 185 120 (5:00) Beauty Shop Videos WGN News at Nine (N) 30 Rock Scrubs Scrubs Til Death Til Death Sunny Sunny Futurama Futurama 14 24 (:20) Spawn (1997) John Leguizamo, Final Destination 2 (2003, Horror) Ali (:35) Godzilla (1998) Matthew Broderick. Nuclear testing in the South The Social 642 710 Michael Jai White. Larter, A.J. Cook. Pacic produces a giant mutated lizard. Network (:15) Men in Black (1997) Tommy Lee Game Change (2012, Docudrama) Julianne Moore, Luck Two prized colts go head- (:10) Real Time With Bill Eastbound & 500 600 Jones, Will Smith. Woody Harrelson, Ed Harris. to-head. Maher Down (:00) The Messenger (2009) Ben Fierce Funny Women Com- Shameless (iTV) Monica tries House of Californica- Inside Com- Paul Mooney: The Godfa600 660 Foster, Woody Harrelson. ics perform. to kill herself. Lies (iTV) tion (iTV) edy (iTV) ther of Comedy (5:30) Tab- The Bone Snatcher (2003, Horror) Scott Scary Movie 2 (2001, Comedy) Shawn The Mechanic (2011, Action) Jason (:35) Botched (2007) 620 690 loid Bairstow. Wayans, Marlon Wayans. Statham, Ben Foster. Stephen Dorff.
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WordWorld Wild Kratts (DVS) (EI) Judge Joe Judge Joe 4 Brown Brown The Peoples Court (N) Divorce Court Judge Alex Law & Order: Criminal Intent A Law & Order: Criminal Intent 12 serial killer resurfaces. Players Body & Spirit Journeys n 3ABN Today Tiny Tots for Kids Time Kids Time Engage Dick Nunez. Journals Jesus Praise The 700 Club New Adv./Old How I Met Your Friends Frasier My Fair According to 30 Rock 11 Christine Mother Frasier Jim The Nate Berkus Show Days of our Lives (N) Swift Justice: Swift Justice: The Doctors (N) Jackie Glass Jackie Glass Simply Painting Taste This! Charlie Rose (N) Barney & Thomas & Cat in the Hat Arthur Model city 7 Europe Friends Friends Knows a Lot for school.
Lets Make a Deal Traders bargain for the Super Deal. (N) The End (1978) Burt Reynolds, Dom DeLuise. A dying man searches for a trouble-free way to end life. Days of our Lives (N) Law & Order: Criminal Intent Players Clifford the Big Sid the Science Bob the Builder Cat in the Hat Red Dog Kid Knows a Lot The Revolution General Hospital (N)
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CBS Evening News (N) News/Pelley Curse of the Pink Panther (1983, Comedy) Ted Wass, David Niven. News (N) NBC Nightly News (N) News (N) The Electric Fetch! With Ruff Nightly BusiCompany Ruffman ness Report News (N) ABC World KEZI 9 News at News 6pm (N) Anderson The 700 Club Central Study Hour Family Guy News King of the Hill NBC Nightly News (N) Fetch! With Ruff J. Birds Blue Ruffman World The First 48 Miss Cong CSI: Miami Big Brother Stuffers Fat & Fatter Piers Morgan Daily Show King Cash Cab
Scrubs My The Ofce Quarantine The Ellen DeGeneres Show KMTR NewsSource at 5pm WordGirl Wild Kratts The Electric (DVS) (EI) Company
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CSI: Miami Bloodline Casino own- Criminal Minds A dead killer is Criminal Minds Deaths with religious The First 48 A body is found in a The First 48 A young woman is shot The First 48 Rookie detectives rst 23 ers are suspected. linked to new murders. overtones. Kansas City street. to death. double murder. Simple Rules Grounded Life Grounded Life 70s Show 70s Show Serendipity (2001) John Cusack, Kate Beckinsale. 32 Still Standing Still Standing Simple Rules (11:00) Die Hard (1988) Bruce Willis. A New York policeman Die Hard With a Vengeance (1995, Action) Bruce Willis, Jeremy Irons, Samuel L. Jackson. A New York cop CSI: Miami Grand Prix A gas man 24 outwits foreign thugs in an L.A. high-rise. must stop a mad bombers game of revenge. dies during a race. Miami Animal Police Miami Animal Police American Stuffers American Stuffers American Stuffers 47 Miami Animal Police Tabathas Salon Takeover Tabathas Salon Takeover Tabathas Salon Takeover Tabatha Takes Over Tabatha Takes Over Shahs of Sunset 46 Salon Closing Bell (N) Closing Bell-Bartiromo Fast Money (N) Mad Money (N) The Kudlow Report (N) Marijuana USA The Situation Room With Wolf Blitzer (N) John King, USA (N) Erin Burnett OutFront (N) Anderson Cooper 360 (N) 35 CNN Newsroom (N) Scrubs Scrubs Crnk Yankers (:24) Futurama Futurama (:28) Tosh.0 Always Sunny South Park 98 (11:45) Major League II (1994) Charlie Sheen. TBA TBA TBA Roseanne Roseanne Lifechangers Lifechangers The Steve Wilkos Show Meet, Browns Meet, Browns 14 TBA Dirty Jobs American Chopper Chasing Classic Cars American Chopper American Chopper MythBusters 30
Mickey Mouse Jungle Junction Special Agent Jake and the Phineas and Phineas and Phineas and Phineas and Austin & Ally Austin & Ally Shake It Up! Shake It Up! Shake It Up! 21 Clubhouse Oso Pirates Ferb Ferb Ferb Ferb Hook It Up Camp It Up The Soup Sex & the City Sex & the City Sex & the City Sex & the City Sex & the City Sex & the City Khloe Khloe Khloe Khloe 57 25 E! News MLB Preseason Baseball: Rays NFL Live (N) (Live) Around the Pardon the SportsCenter (N) (Live) College Basketball NIT Tournament, Final: Teams TBA. From Madison Square College Bas28 31 at Phillies Horn (N) Interruption (N) Garden in New York. (N) (Live) ketball SportsNation (N) NFL32 (N) (Live) ATP Tennis Sony Ericsson Open, Mens Quarternal. (N) (Live) Gymnastics 27 49 ATP Tennis Your World With Neil Cavuto The Five (N) Special Report FOX Report/Shepard Smith The OReilly Factor (N) Hannity (N) 32 27 Studio B With Shepard Smith Sandra Lee Dollar Dinners Secrets Minute Meals Giada-Home Giada-Home Contessa Contessa Home Cooking Home Cooking Chopped 72 50 Home Cooking Contessa District 9 (2009, Science Fiction) Sharlto Copley, Jason Cope. Theres Something About Mary (1998) Cameron Diaz, Matt Dillon. How I Met 31 45 X-Files: I Want to Believe The 13th Warrior (1999, Adventure) Antonio Banderas. Unknown foes Dark City (1998) Rufus Sewell, Kiefer Sutherland. A genius awakes The Astronauts Wife (1999) Johnny Depp. A womans husband acts The Astro44 devour the esh of their Viking victims. with no memory in a dark, futuristic world. strangely after a space accident. nauts Wife Hunters Intl Novogratz High Low Proj. Bang, Buck Bang, Buck Bang, Buck Bang, Buck Bang, Buck Bang, Buck Bang, Buck Bang, Buck Bang, Buck 50 43 House Modern History Time Machine Everyday History Everyday History Tech It to Max 41 34 Tech It to the Max Emerils Table Petkeeping The Martha Stewart Show The Martha Stewart Show The Waltons The Waltons The Waltons Little House 87 Ghost Whisperer Ghost Whisperer Ghost Whisp. 15 20 Nopalea with Paid Program George Lopez George Lopez Best in Show (2000) Michael Hitchcock. Greys Anatomy Greys Anatomy Invasion How I Met Reba Reba Reba Wife Swap 23 29 Old Christine Old Christine Greys Anatomy The Dylan Ratigan Show (N) Hardball With Chris Matthews PoliticsNation (N) Hardball With Chris Matthews The Ed Show (N) R. Maddow 54 44 Martin Bashir (N) Jersey Shore Jersey Shore Jersey Shore Jersey Shore Jersey Shore Jersey Shore 26 17 Jersey Shore Warrior Graveyard Behind the Lost Ark Finding the Lost da Vinci Omens of the Apocalypse Border Wars Dead of Night The Decrypters When Aliens 73 Team Umiz. Dora Explorer Dora Explorer SpongeBob Odd Parents The Penguins T.U.F.F. Puppy Supah Ninjas Big Time Rush Kung Fu SpongeBob iCarly 71 39 Mike-Knight Roseanne Roseanne Roseanne Roseanne Roseanne Roseanne Brooklyn 11223 To Be Announced Charlies 61 Paid Program The Joy of Hawg Quest Paid Program The Dan Patrick Show (N) Womens College Gymnastics Pac-12 Championship. Paid Program Paid Program Volvo Ocean Tournament 38 99 Fishing From Salt Lake City. (Taped) Race Show On the Edge Chop-Rebuild Hot Rod TV Gearz NASCAR Race Hub (N) Pass Time Pass Time Dangerous Drives Wrecked 58 53 Monster Jam CSI: Crime Scene Investigatn CSI: Crime Scene Investigatn Jail Jail Jail Jail Jail Jail Jail 69 38 CSI: Crime Scene Investigatn Merlin Lancelot Du Lac Merlin Merlin The Hunters Heart Merlin (Part 1 of 2) Alexander (2004) Colin Farrell. 43 40 Merlin Lamia Yes, Dear Tree Yes, Dear American Dad My Name Is EverybodyEverybodyEverybodyEverybodyFriends Friends Friends Friends The King of 33 10 Hugger Surro-Gate Earl Y2K Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond Queens (11:45) The Prodigal (1955, Historical Drama) (:45) The Kings Thief (1955, Adventure) Ann (:15) The Man Who Laughs (1966) Jean Sorel, Lisa Gastoni. A young Scott of the Antarctic (1948, Historical 51 26 Lana Turner, Edmund Purdom. Blyth, Edmund Purdom. man tangles with the infamous Borgia family. Drama) John Mills, Derek Bond. A Baby Story A Baby Story Rm-Multiples Babys First 48 Hours: Hard Evidence 48 Hours: Hard Evidence 48 Hours: Hard Evidence Hard Evidence 42 41 What Not to Wear Kandiss Las Vegas Leverage A school-bus driver. The Closer Split Ends NBA Tip-Off NBA Basketball: Mavericks at Heat 36 42 Las Vegas Tom & Jerry Tom and Jerry Looney Tunes Looney Tunes Ed, Edd, Eddy Ed, Edd, Eddy Johnny Test Level Up Regular Show MAD 63 33 Looney Tunes Bizarre Foods/Zimmern Man v. Food Man v. Food Tastiest Tastiest Bourdain: No Reservations Man v. Food 59 48 A Cooks Tour A Cooks Tour Bourdain: No Reservations M*A*S*H Gunsmoke The Well Gunsmoke Stage Stop Bonanza Bonanza Second Chance Bonanza (:13) M*A*S*H 53 28 M*A*S*H Burn Notice Michaels neighbor Burn Notice Enemies Closer Sensi- Burn Notice A robbery at a fashion Burn Notice Good Intentions A Burn Notice A terrorist plans to Burn Notice Fiona and Sam protect NCIS Bete 45 15 needs his help. tive ight information. house. paranoid kidnapper. detonate a bomb. a lawyer. Noir Motorsports Hour IndyCar Racing NBC Sports Talk (N) (Live) Tred Barta Hunt/Big Fish City Fishing Ultimate Fish Charlie Moore 47 422 FLW Outdoors Charmed Love Hurts Charmed Braxton Family Values Braxton Family Values Braxton Family Values Braxton 185 120 Ghost Whisperer Walker, Texas Ranger Walker, Texas Ranger Old Christine Old Christine 30 Rock 30 Rock Amer. Funniest Home Videos How I Met How I Met How I Met 14 Conspiracy 642 710 Theory (10:30) The 500 600 Rite (11:00) Ad600 660 opted (11:05) Prairie 620 690 Fever The Social Network (2010) Jesse Eisenberg. Legal and personal (:35) Teen Wolf (1985, Comedy) Michael J. Fox, (:10) The Last Song (2010) Miley Cyrus, Greg Kinnear. A man tries to Courage complications follow Facebooks founding. James Hampton. reconnect with his estranged daughter. Under Fire REAL Sports With Bryant Love Dont Cost a Thing (2003) Nick Cannon, American Gloria: In Her Own Words Percy Jackson & the Olympians: The Lightning Thief (2010) Gumbel Christina Milian. Reunion Logan Lerman, Brandon T. Jackson. Crazy (2008, Biography) Waylon Payne, Ali Larter. Guitarist Hank Garland Circle (2010, Horror) Gail OGrady, Silas Weir Mitchell, The Consultants (2009, Comedy) Paul Hughes, Robin Nine (2009, Musical) Daniel becomes a musical star in the 1950s. America Olivo. Campbell. Day-Lewis. Within These Walls (2001, Drama) Ellen Burstyn, Unzipped (1995, Documen- (:15) The Con Artist (2010, Comedy) Rossif Suther- (:45) Harvest (2010, Drama) Robert Loggia, Barbara Barrie. Premiere. A Laura Dern. tary) land, Greg Germann. patriarch gathers his family together.
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7 p.m. on WE Mary Mary Erica and Tina Campbell better known as the three-time Grammy Award-winning gospel duo Mary Mary are busy career women touring the country, promoting their album Something Big, and walking red carpets at Hollywood events. Join these famous sisters and working moms as they balance hectic careers with growing families in this inspiring new docu-series. 8 p.m. on KEZI Missing Beccas (Ashley Judd) search for Michael (Nick Eversman) is complicated by the arrival of her best friend, Mary (Aunjanue Ellis, The Help), as Michael tries to find his own answers about his kidnapping. Cliff Curtis and Adriano Giannini also star in the new episode Ice Queen, set in Portofino, Italy. 8 p.m. on CW The Vampire Diaries Damon and Stefan (Ian Somerhalder, Paul Wesley) bring Elena, Caroline and Matt (Nina Dobrev, Candice Accola, Zach Roerig) in on their latest plan to take down Klaus (Joseph Morgan). Bonnie (Kat Graham) is forced to work on a spell for Klaus after he threatens someone she loves. Stefans turmoil brings him into a dangerous confrontation with Klaus and a heartbreaking one with Elena in the new episode The Murder of One. 9 p.m. on KPIC Person of Interest Finch and Reese (Michael Emerson, Jim Caviezel) have their work cut out for them when the Machine hands them a strange case: a person who is apparently leading two lives but hasnt left a digital footprint in either one. Brett Cullen (The Gates) and Rhys Coiro (A Gifted Man) guest star in the new episode Identity Crisis. 10 p.m. on KPIC The Mentalist The murder of a casino employee draws Jane (Simon Baker) and his colleagues into the desert, where he runs into a magician with whom he toured in his mentalist days and discovers the man has a shocking secret. Andrew Rothenberg (The Walking Dead) guest stars in the new episode Pink Champagne on Ice; Robin Tunney, Tim Kang and Owain Yeoman also star. 10 p.m. on KOBI, KMTX Awake An FBI agent (Megan Dodds) questions Brittens (Jason Isaacs) methods in tracking down a presumed-dead serial killer. Hannah (Laura Allen) considers moving to Oregon and going back to school, while Lee and Evans (B.D. Wong, Cherry Jones) think a move out of Los Angeles might do Britten good as well. Laura Innes (ER) guest stars in the new episode Oregon. 10:30 p.m. on MTV The Pauly D Project Paul Pauly D DelVecchio of Jersey Shore stars in his own spinoff series, following his career as an aspiring DJ. Throughout the 12 episodes, viewers will follow Pauly D, road manager Michael Biggie Morgan and bodyguard Big Jerry as they travel to gigs across the country.
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Sutherland brings a common Touch

After a decade of action on 24, Sutherland takes on a different role in a new Fox series
FRAZIER MOORE AP Television Writer cal response to anything. That was the thing I feared the most, admits Sutherland. But its now the thing I look forward to the most. He showers praise on David Mazouz, the remarkable young actor who plays Jake with penetrating restraint. In our scenes, he has to be so disconnected from me doesnt speak, cant be touched, doesnt look at me. But I feel something that radiates off of him. I just do. Im not a Method actor, he goes on. I believe in absolute objectivity when Im working and Im very conscious of everything Im doing. But there are times with David where things get very cloudy and I feel things from my own life, and it makes me gasp. Theres a moment in the ninth episode where he actually does look directly into my eyes. A chill came over me. These have been the only times for me as an actor where the reality of my own life has intruded on what Im trying to do with a character. It was certainly very powerful for me, and complicated as well, and Im so grateful to him. Touch has a child-isfather-to-the-man theme that issues from a child with a special gift for recognizing that life across the planet is preordained by mathematical probability. Its a cosmic view that Martin Bohm, led by his son, is struggling to fathom and embrace. But what about the actor who plays him? I dont really go for that, says Sutherland with a laugh. Im far more cynical than Tim Kring. But I think hes really struck a balance. When I read his pilot script, I found it uniquely hopeful. I believe that we are absolutely in charge of our own lives and responsible for what we do. But what I take from the show is that, if you become aware just a LITTLE more aware that everything you do might affect someone else ... well, that might be a good thing.
Aziz Ansari releases online comedy special

LOS ANGELES (AP) Aziz Ansari is bringing his new standup special straight to his fans. The Parks and Recreation star is bypassing cable networks to release his latest comedy special on his website. Ansaris Dangerously Delicious standup special will be available online worldwide for $5 beginning Tuesday. It seemed like the smartest way to deliver it, Ansari the 29year-old comedian said. Fans can download or stream the 60minute show without commercials or restrictions. Ansari is the latest entertainer to bypass the big guys and sell his material straight to his fans. Radiohead famously did it with their pay-what-youwish download of In Rainbows in 2007, and comedian Louis C.K. opened the door for comics do to the same when he sold his Live at the Beacon Theater standup special online in December and brought in more than $1 million in the first two weeks. It seems like this is the thing to do at this moment when so much is changing and nobodys really figured out how to do anything, Ansari said. In this era, the way people consume media, the way people release media has not caught up. The straight-to-fans approach works especially well for comedy, Ansari said: It makes sense that comedians would embrace something like this where you have so much control over how youre releasing stuff... comedians are used to being autonomous anyway.
EW YORK Touch hero Jake Bohm is obsessed with numbers, and in a voiceover on this weeks premiere episode, the otherwise mute 11-year-old numerologist shares an interesting statistic: Today the average person will say 2,250 words to 7.4 other individuals. An average person, sure. But not Kiefer Sutherland in recent weeks. Sutherland (who plays Jakes devoted father, Martin) has lately been a chatterbox, talking up his show all over the world. Im like the brainy student who blows the curve for the rest of the class, he says with a laugh. In sum: Ive met a lot of folks. Its Monday, the morning after a Touch world-premiere screening in Manhattan, which came on the winged heels of a global blitz that took Sutherland to London, Berlin, Madrid and Moscow. In a couple of hours, hell be back on a plane returning to L.A., where, with the publicity campaign now just about over, hell resume shooting Touch full-time. But right now, hes got a few more words to voice about the show. For instance, how the universal focus of Touch (created by Tim Kring, architect of the likewise far-flung series Heroes) is reflected in its launch strategy: Its premiering in synch with the U.S. market in more than 100 other countries. Convening a global TV audience that way is unprecedented for a weekly drama series. If Touch can be the conduit for a conversation between 150 million people worldwide on a website talking about things they have in common, as opposed to
David Mazouz portrays Jake Bohm, left, and Kiefer Sutherland portrays his father, Martin Bohm, in a scene from the Fox series, Touch, premiering tonight at 9. their differences that would be amazing, muses Sutherland. But as Touch has gotten under way, it has touched on Sutherlands memories of his first season doing 24, the action-intrigue show where he played intrepid counterterrorist Jack Bauer for eight seasons starting in 2001. Id forgotten what it was like to build the framework of a new show, he says. Its the most exciting part of doing a show, but its also the most difficult. The pilot script for Touch was beautiful, but if it isnt fully realized as a series, Ill feel culpable. So theres a kind of panic I had forgotten about since we started 24. The biggest challenge, says Sutherland, is crafting the onscreen relationship between widowed father Martin and his son. No wonder. Jake is an emotionally challenged child who never speaks and recoils from any physical contact, even with his dad. Yet, in his seemingly isolated state, Jake is able to discern mathematical relationships between divergent people around the world (a giant mosaic of patterns and ratios... hidden in plain sight, as he puts it) that help bring those people together in beneficial ways. It falls to Martin to puzzle out Jakes numerical cues and then follow through with the necessary legwork. Meanwhile, he struggles to forge a human connection with his son. You have to make this relationship relatable to viewers, says Sutherland. When I read the script, I identified with it hugely: There was a time with my daughter between her 12th and 13th birthdays when, literally, there wasnt a question I asked her that she didnt answer with a single word. I think all parents have communications issues with their children. But on our show, its a parenting experience to the power of 10. Which means that dramatizing it calls for constant maintenance, making sure that it feels real in the context of this very fantastical idea the show trades on. Its the thing I focus on the most. Of course, theres an associated challenge for Sutherland. At age 45, hes a veteran actor with a hit TV series and dozens of film roles to his credit. But now he must share scenes with a child who has no lines to volley back to him, and who displays little physi-
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