Fun Times With the 2012 GOP

What is the GOP?

One of the two major political parties in America A bunch of asshats with

No real ideas No viable plans No leadership An extreme agenda

Completely out of touch with the American people A wholly owned subsidiary of the Christian right

Concerns of the American People

The economy Jobs Taxes Jobs Saving their homes Jobs Saving Medicare, Medicaid, Social Security Jobs

The 2012 GOP Agenda

Waging the War on Women

The 2012 GOP Agenda

Demonizing the LGBT Community

The 2012 GOP Agenda

Decimate Medicare, Medicaid and Social Security

The 2012 GOP Agenda

Creating an American Theocracy

The 2012 GOP Agenda

Starting a War With Iran

The 2012 GOP Agenda

Taking Care of the 1%

The 2012 GOP Agenda

Screwing Over the 99%

The 2012 GOP Agenda

Decimating the U.S. Constitution

The Cast of Characters

Cast of Characters

For a while, we had Crazy Michele Bachmann running for president of the free world

But she dropped out.

Cast of Characters

But not before Halloween, when she got her own mask

Cast of Characters

For a while we had Pizza Man, Herman Cain, running for president

Cast of Characters

He dropped out too. But not before he got his own ice cream flavor.

Cast of Characters

For a while, we had whack job Rick Perry running for president too

But he dropped out too.

But Do Not Despair

There are plenty of asshats in the GOP

There's Mitt Romney

He could be the nominee...

Mitt's A Member in Good Standing

Of the 1%, of course

Mitt's Not Very Good With Pets

There's Rick Santorum

He's the darling of the Christian right wing-nuts

(Personally, I don't think he's this buff.)

Rick is an Asshat of Biblical Proportions

The separation between church and state makes him want to throw up

There's Uncle Newtie

He's big on family values (and he's got a lot of families)

There's Ron Paul

We have no idea what the fuck he stands for, but it isn't good

We Almost Had Sarah Palin

But There Was That Little Corruption Problem

These Guys Kinda' Make You Miss the Good Old Days

Although Some Asshats From the Old Regime are Still Around

But Don't Worry: There are Plenty of Laughs Left

The GOP Loves Revisionist History

The GOP Favors Small Government

It has to be small enough to fit in a woman's uterus

The GOP Attracts The Best & The Brightest

GOP Supporters Watch the Best News

And They Think This is Evolution

Let's Hope Election History Doesn't Repeat Itself

When freakin' America voted for George W. Bush

Because This is When I'll Vote GOP

You Know This is What We Should Do