Amy Pond opened her eyes and sat straight up.

There was something or someone she needed to remember. Remember him her mind told her. WHO? WHO do I need to remember? she said aloud in her Scottish accent. Just then a woman walked in her room and said Hello Love! Todays the big day! Are you excited? Amy just stared at the woman and said Im sorry do I know you? The woman looked at Amy and said Sweetheart are you alright? Of course you know me! Im your Mum! Amys eyes went wide Oh Mum! Im sorry I was just having an odd dream about a man. A man I needed to remember. Im just confused right now. Amy shook her head and she couldnt get the image of the man out of her mind. He had floppy hair, an insane bow tie and wait what! The man was saying something to her Amy stop making fun of my bow tie! Its cool! Amy heard herself saying Sure Doctor, whatever you say! This man, apparently his name was Doctor? (What a weird name Amy thought.) He was telling Amy how jealous he was of her. Jealous of me? No one has ever been jealous of me! He was jealous of her Ginger hair. Something about him living 11 times and not once was he ever Ginger! AMY! AMY! Her Mum was shouting at her. Are you sure youre ok? What sorry mum! Im just nervous I guess. Well sweetheart eat your breakfast and you will feel better. On second thought dont eat it! Why not Mum? Amys Mum giggled and said Your Father made it! I wouldnt trust it to be good! My, M-M-MY Father? Amy stuttered. Yes Amy, you do remember him dont you? Goodness you are definitely not yourself today! Well that will change when you get married and become Mrs. Williams! Married? Amy asked. Oh good lord Amy its your wedding day! Did you forget that too? What did you think I meant when I said Big Day? Oh right My Wedding! Like I said, Nerves! Amys mum walked out leaving her to herself and her thoughts. Amy looked at the meal her father had prepared It was oatmeal and eggs (I think they are still raw she thought with a disgusted look on her face). She in fact did not eat the food but sat on her bed thinking about HIM. THE DOCTOR. No wait he was my imaginary friend she said to herself. Wasnt he? Just then Amy heard a sound, a very loud and familiar WHOOSING sound. ITS HIM! She yelled running down the stairs. Her Father stopped her and said Amelia where are you going and in your nightie no less! Amy looked down and she was definitely in her nightie! Oh Dad I dont have time to change I have to go see him again! WHO? Her father asked. THE DOCTOR. Amy responded. Amys parents rolled their eyes at each other. Amy her Mum said taking hold of her. Sit down here please. MUM I DONT HAVE TIME TO SIT! HES OUT THERE! I HAVE TO GO TO HIM! AMY PLEASE! Her Mum begged.

Amy rolled her eyes. FINE! She sat at a chair in her dining room. WHAT MUM? Amy Please dont speak to your Mother that way! Sorry Dad. (That word (Dad) still sounded odd to Amys lips and she hadnt yet remembered why.) Ok guys what is it you have to say to me? Amy we thought all this DOCTOR nonsense was over! We spent all that money taking you to doctors. We thought you were passed this! You are 22 yrs old and still believe in Imaginary Friends? Dad THE DOCTOR isnt imaginary! Hes very real! Hes as real as you and me. (Or as real as me she thought.) Ill prove it to you! She took their hands and was about to run outside. Amy shouldnt you go get dressed? Why Mum? The Doctor has seen me in my nightie before! Her parents gave each other a look. Oh no! Not that way! I mean, Well it was the night before my wedding and he took me away. To magical places! I saw so many wonderful things! At this point Amys parents were looking at her as if she needed to go to Bedlam! Amy how could he have taken you away the night before your wedding? That makes no sense sweetheart. Her Mum was now very worried about her only child. Well The Doctor has a time machine! We traveled through all of space and time! It was amazing! Come let me show you! The Doctor was in the TARDIS and was wondering where he was. He hadnt exactly planned this trip. The TARDIS (as she often does) decided to take him to this place. So where am I? He thought to himself. He turned around to call out to Amy. A look came over his face that was a mix of hurt and loneliness. He was alone once again and he hated it. He always did. I might as well see where I am he told himself. Obviously it didnt occur to him to check the coordinates. Otherwise he would have realized he was right in front of Amelia Jessica Ponds house. The place he had crash landed years ago. He remembered eating fish custard as the small girl looked at him in wonderment. Oh Amy. He said to the silence. He walked out and looked at his surroundings. Wait I know this place. He said aloud. Then he laughed as he remembered. Im at Amys house! Oh you are good girl! He said staring at his machine. The TARDIS made a noise that sounded like a laugh. Just then he heard a familiar Scottish voice shout DOCTOR! He turned and saw the gorgeous Scottish, Ginger haired woman running up to him. Amy ran straight into his arms. The two hugged for a long while. She whispered to him You left me! You promised you would never leave me again! Tears stung at her eyes, but she didnt let them fall. The Doctor held her and stroked her hair (Why cant I be Ginger? He thought, before reassuring Amy.) Shhh! Shhh Pond Im here! He kissed the top of her head as he said the words. I had to leave in order to save the Universe. You know that Pond. He said into her hair. The Doctor felt eyes on him, eyes other than Amys. He turned and saw two people staring at him. (Humans by the looks of it his mind told him.) Ummm Amy? He whispered.

Yes Doctor? Who are they? He motioned with his head at the pair. OH! Amy exclaimed. Doctor these are my parents. OH your parents! The Doctor exclaimed. Well hello Mr. and Mrs. Pond! Its very nice to meet you! Im The Doctor. Amys imaginary friend! Amys parents remained silent for a long while. They just stared at him like he was an alien. Oh wait he is isnt he? Finally the Doctor whispered again Amy are they ok? Should we poke them with a stick? Amy stifled a giggle and told the Doctor I dont think my parents would like you very much if you poked them with a stick. I dont think they like me much now! They havent said anything. Mum, Dad? Are you two alright? Amys Dad spoke first, He pointed at the Doctor. Youre the Doctor? Yes sir! Thats me!! Do you know what this means Amy? What Dad? It means I spent lots of money that I didnt need to because he is real! Amy looked at her father and told him Im sorry Dad. But I did tell you he was real! You just refused to listen! Her mum stepped in Gus, we should have listened to her. Doctor it is nice to meet you. Im Pamela Pond. The Doctor shook her hand and said Nice to meet you Mrs. Pond! I now see where Amy got her looks! Amy blushed Oh Doctor! Mrs. Pond blushed as well and said Why thank you Doctor! Please call me Pam! Well Pam it is. said the Doctor beaming. Then he asked out of thin air. Pam you arent going to slap me are you? (He had been remembering when his 9th self meet Jackie Tyler, which was the first time he had ever been slapped by someones mother! Then he was slapped as his 10th self by Francine Jones.) What? Pam said. Why would I slap you? Sorry I was just remembering when I got slapped by some of my companions mothers. Oh? Pam raised a brow. How many companions have you had? Well I dont really remember. (Of course he does but Rule one applies here- The Doctor lies). You dont remember? Well, I have had a few He said. (He felt a slap coming on.) Are these companions you have had sexual partners? Amy felt so sorry for her Raggedy Doctor getting the third degree from her Mother. She noticed his eyes almost fall out of his head when her Mum said the words Sexual Partners. WHAT? The Doctor yelled. NO, NO, NO! ITS NOT LIKE THAT! I HAVENT EVEN HAD SEX IN YEARS! WELL I MEAN THE LAST PERSON I REMEMBER BEING WITH WAS QUEEN ELIZABETH THE FIRST! Amy suddenly felt jealous; YOU SLEPT WITH THE VIRGIN QUEEN! Yes Amy I did and well you cant really call her that anymore!

This whole time Amys dad sat silent, still taking in the fact that his daughters imaginary friend THE RAGGEDY DOCTOR was REAL! Amy eyed the Doctor with her arms folded and asked When was this Doctor? When was what? He asked already forgetting about Queen Elizabeth. Amy fumed WHEN DID YOU SLEEP WITH THE QUEEN? Now Pond no reason to get upset! I didnt even know you when it happened! It wasnt even me! It was my 10th self! I got drunk and ended up marrying her and well yeah that marriage got annulled fairly quickly. Amy said almost in a whisper You married her and had sex with her? And you were drunk? I thought you didnt drink. Well, I dont. But my 10th self did enjoy a drink now and then. He chuckled remembering his 10th self drinking banana daiquiris and snogging Madame de Pompadour. Maybe we should go inside and calm down. Discuss this over tea? Pam tried to calm the two. She looked at her watch. Amy we should be getting ready for your wedding! What wedding? The Doctor asked. He forgot Pond was marrying that Rory bloke. His hearts broke and his face fell when he heard the word Wedding. Amys wedding to Rory. Do you know him Doctor? Yes. Pam. I do! He is a very good man. I hope he and Amy are happy together. He put on a fake smile. Gus finally spoke, I dont like him. Who dont you like Dad? I dont like that bloke Rory. He isnt good enough for you Amy. You need someone who can take you to exotic places and who will treat you right. Amy looked at her father. She couldnt believe he was saying this. The Doctor had an idea. Why dont we go have tea in the TARDIS? THE WHAT-DIS? Pam asked. The Doctor chuckled and said TARDIS. Thats the name of my ship. Her acronym stands for Time and Relative Dimension in Space. Would you like to see inside? He asked the other Ponds. Well it looks sort of small how would we fit in there? Gus turned to his daughter as he asked. Youll see Dad! The Doctor and Amy gave each other knowing looks. They both noticed the sparkle in the other ones eyes. Go on in. The Doctor told the pair. Amys parents cautiously approached the ship. Pam pushed the door and nothing happened. Oh sorry! Forgot I locked her! He fished out his key and unlocked the TARDIS door. Ok try it now. Pam pushed the door again and the door gave way and opened to the wonderment that is the TARDIS. Both Ponds looked amazed as they walked in. But How! It What? Gus blurted. The Doctor hoped one or both of them said Its bigger on the inside! He loved that bit! Amys Mum stared around in amazement!

Well Mum, what do you think? Say it say it! The Doctor thought. Its Bigger on the Inside! Pamela Pond exclaimed. The Doctor grinned and cheered in his head! I love when people say that! He said to himself. He realized What about Amys wedding? He would never get over it if he didnt tell her how he felt! Pond? Yes. all 3 Ponds answered. Actually I meant Amy, the Doctor laughed. Yes Doctor? Amy, what about your wedding? Oh God Doctor! I cant get married! I just cant! Thank you Rassilon! The Doctor thought. Aloud he said, Why not Pond? Well, Doctor many reasons 1 Im in my nightie, 2 I dont want to be with someone I dont love, and 3. I could never do that to Rory. He deserves someone who loves him back. So you dont love Rory then? No, I realized it when I knew you were gone. I just had to get you back; I didnt even care about Rory. Ahh I see. Is there someone else Pond? What do you mean someone else? Yes, another man? Jeff? Amy laughed. JEFF? Doctor! Really! Well there is someone. Anyone I know Amelia? Amy cringed and hit him on the arm Its Amy! Sorry Amy. Yet you didnt answer my question. She rolled her eyes at him. Yes Doctor there is someone else. Its just well he isnt exactly human. She said blushing. Oh? Hes not a Dalek is he? Or a Silurian? Amy laughed again Oh Doctor! Wait so let me get this straight you arent getting married to Rory then? Her dad asked. The pair jumped they had forgotten Amys parents were even there. No Dad Im not! Just then Amys phone rang. Oh damn its Rory! Hello? Hey Amy! Hows my girl? Amy cringed at the my girl comment. Oh hi Rory! Im fine! How are you? Youre fine Amy? We are getting married in 3 hours! Im a nervous wreck! Oh yeah. Rory, I have to talk to you, in person. Oh sure Amy. You want to come over then? Although I know its bad luck to see each other before the wedding. He joked. Amy laughed at his comment and told him Yeah Ill be right over! See you soon? Ill be waiting! Amy told the Doctor I need a favor! I need you to take me to Rorys so I can break it off! Of course Pond, anything for you! He said with a grin. Amys parents were staring at their daughter and her imaginary friend.

Amy we want you to be happy and if the Doctor makes you happy then we will welcome him with open arms! Her Mum said. Oh Mum thats great! I do really care for him! She said looking at the bow tied Time Lord. So Amy are you ready? I really think you should change first. Oh! Right! Thanks Doctor! Amy ran off to go change. Her clothes, toiletries and other personal items were still on the TARDIS. Would you like a ride in the TARDIS? The Doctor asked the elder Ponds. No we really should start making calls about the wedding being off. Gus said with a grin. Well lets wait till Amy comes back so we can say good-bye. Pam said sadly. Amy came back wearing a mini-skirt and a turquoise blouse that made her eyes POP! The Doctor whistled Wow Amy You look fantastic! Thank you Doctor! Mum, Dad Ill miss you! But dont worry! Ill be back! Ill make sure she checks in every once and a while. Thank you Doctor. The Ponds said. Amy kissed her lovely Mum and her little Dad good-bye. Ill come back soon I promise! Can she do that Doctor? Amys Mum turned to the Time Lord. Do What? Can she come back? Oh of course she can come back! Whenever she likes! All she has to do is say the word and off we go! They thanked the Doctor again and left The TARDIS. So Pond, off to the breakup? Yes Doctor! She beamed. Rory was waiting for Amy outside of his house. He suddenly heard a familiar WHOOSING noise. No it cant be! He saw the TARDIS materialize and land a few feet from him. Out stepped Amy and the Doctor. RORY! How are you? He gave the man a firm handshake. Doctor its great to see you! Rory, can I talk to you? Oh hey Amy. Yeah lets go inside. Doctor you coming? Ill give you two some privacy. Ill see ya soon Doctor. Amy said nervously. Yes Pond. Ill be waiting! So Amy what are you doing here? Shouldnt you be getting ready? Well Rory. I have to tell you something. What is it Amy? Why did she sound so nervous? Rory I I. Im sorry but I cant marry you! She started crying and he tried to calm her down. She pushed him away. Rory was stunned! He thought Amy loved him! But Amy I love you! I know Rory, but I dont love you! Im sorry! The truth is Ive always been in love with THE DOCTOR! Rory yelled before she could finish the sentence.

Yes Amy sobbed. Im sorry! What about the guests? What about the ballroom? I cant get that money back Ames! What are you saying Rory? That I should marry you so you wont waste money? No Amy! We should get married because we love each other! Amy looked at her shoes and told Rory in a whisper. I really never meant to hurt you. Its just Ive loved him my whole life and I cant just forget him! Ive loved him since I was seven years old! I know it sounds insane but I cant help it! Rory looked at her with tears of his own in his eyes. Amy I knew it would end someday. I just thought it would be before our wedding day! You, you knew? How? How? He was all you talked about as a kid! You made me dress up as him! It was THE DOCTOR THIS, THE DOCTOR THAT! He made a big impression on you for someone that you met once! I thought if I was there for you. For you to talk to that maybe, just maybe I could make you forget him. I thought it was working. But then the Doctor came back. I knew the minute he came back I was screwed! He hugged Amy and told her Amy Pond I love you and I always will. I just want you to be happy. If he makes you happy, go and be with him! If you ever need me call! You mean you arent mad? I am but Ill be ok. When did you know I didnt love you? Oh when he saved the day from Prisoner Zero. I saw the way you looked at him. You had a sparkle in your eye. You never had that sparkle when you looked at me. Yeah. Well I guess I better go Rory. The Doctors waiting for me. Ok Amy. Remember if you ever need anything. Call me. Thanks Rory! Take care of yourself! You too Pond! Oi Dont Pond me! Only The Doctor can do that! Bye Amy! Bye Rory! Amy ran outside where her Time Lord was waiting. She jumped in the TARDIS and ran into his arms once more. He chuckled. So I take it everything went well? Yeah Doctor. He was upset naturally but he said he will still be my friend if I need him. We are ok. Thats good Pond! Im glad! Doctor, what do we do now? Well Amy, We could go anywhere anywhen. Maybe do lunch? No fish custard I promise! Amy had just noticed all the pictures that the Doctor had around the console. The Pictures were of different men with companions. One was a picture of an old man with a cane and a young girl with him. Another was a slightly younger man playing a recorder with a man with a kilt on. The third was a man with an old fashioned car and a young woman. A fourth picture was of a man with a floppy hat and a blonde woman. The fifth picture contained a blonde man with celery on his lapel. Celery? Amy wondered about it. In the picture with the man was a woman with short hair and a mini skirt. Yet another picture

was of a man with a crazy colored coat and a young woman. A seventh picture was of a man with an umbrella and a young woman with a jacket on that read Ace. Amy looked at the next picture that had a man with a Victorian looking coat on and a blonde woman smiling happily. The 3rd to last picture held a man in a leather jacket with another blonde woman. She looked as though she were completely and madly in love with the man. The 2nd to last picture was of a tall man in a pin stripe suit with spiky hair, he wore red Converse trainers. The woman with him was also Ginger and she looked happy. The last picture was of Amy and HER DOCTOR. She looked at herself and The Doctor. That was when we went to Space Florida, Amy told herself. The Doctor was still rambling not even aware that Amy was lost in thought. He was going on about where she wanted to eat. We could go to China for REAL Chinese! Oh and the Chinese do not really eat Dogs! Thats a myth! He looked up at her finally. Amy? Amy are you even listening to me? (It must be the face he thought.) Oh what! Sorry Doctor. I was just looking at all your pictures. Oh the Doctor said. I see. I was going to put those away before you came back but I forgot. Doctor who are all these people? Well Amy, why dont we go get lunch and eat it in the TARDIS? That way I can explain. SURE! What are we going to eat? Anything you want Pond! Amy was thinking about what to eat. Jelly babies? The Doctor asked. (He had caught sight of his 4th selves picture with Romana, or as he liked to call her Fred.) What Doctor? Oh Nothing Pond. So where do you want to go? Well Chinese sounds good. Right! Off to China! No wait, can we go to America? You want Chinese Food from America? Thats not really authentic Pond! How about Pizza from Italy? No Doctor I want to go to America. Ok Pond. Where do you want to go? New York? The original New York or the one with 15 News? What? Right the original. (He remembered going there with Martha.) Ok what year? Well now Doctor 2010. Really but thats this year! Well thats no fun! How about the 1800s or something? Doctor you said I could pick! Oh fine! The Doctor set the coordinates. June 26th, 2010 New York, New York. The TARDIS took off rather violently sending Amy sprawling over the Doctors body. Oh you planned that didnt you?! The Doctor thought to his ship. The TARDIS just laughed in response. Are you alright Amy?

Yes, Im fine. She blushed. The Doctor helped her up and together they ventured outside. It was an ordinary New York day 2 pm according to a clock the Doctor saw. Doctor can we go exploring? Amy asked. He looked at her. He couldnt say no to the sexy woman beside him. Sure Pond! Where would you like to go first? Can we go to the Statue of Liberty? Of course! The pair walked to the Statue of Liberty and looked up at her. Its gorgeous! Amy gasped. Yeah she looks even more beautiful then she did the last time I saw her! Youve been here before then Doctor? Ive only been here once in the 1930s with Martha. You see over there Amy? The Doctor pointed at a tall building. Thats the Empire State Building, isnt it Doctor? Yes Amy! Very Good! Well when I was here in the 1930s Daleks were trying to take over New York using that very building! Daleks really Doctor? Oh Yes! (He suddenly remembered his 10th self yet again.) The pair took pictures in front of the Statue of Liberty with the Doctors camera. To passersby they looked like any normal couple. No one would guess the man had two hearts and came from another world. Amy felt her stomach growl and heard the Doctors. The Doctor blushed and said. It looks like we are hungry Pond! Yes Doctor I never did eat breakfast considering my Dad made it! Doctor would you like an apple? Amy teased. I can carve a face on it like my Mum used to do. She remembered the apple she had given the Doctor when she first met him. You mean like this one Pond? He pulled the apple out of his pocket. Doctor! You still have it? Why is it in your pocket? Of course I still have it Pond! As to why I kept it in my pocket, I guess I wanted it close by. It reminds me of you. Amy was ecstatic. She loved the fact that he had kept her apple. The Doctor made a face and said Apples are Rubbish! Some people walking by stared at him curiously. They probably thought he was mad. Well of course hes mad hes the Doctor! The people were still staring at him. Amy went over to them and said Im sorry he just really does not like Apples! I was wondering if you could help us. See we are tourists and we were wondering are there any good places for Chinese takeout? The two people (a man and woman noticed this red haired woman was out of place with her Scottish accent. The man had walked over to them. Was he Scottish too?) Hello, Im the Doctor! The strange man said holding out his hand. The people introduced themselves as Mark and Mary Chambers. (They noticed his British accent and guessed the couple was here on vacation).

Amy realizing she hadnt properly introduced herself said Hi Im Amy Pond. Its very nice to meet you. Mark and Mary directed the pair to the nearest Chinese place. Thanks so much! the pair called out. Mary commented, The Doctor? Thats a strange name! Mark: agreed, Yeah did you see what he was wearing? The Doctor made sure he had his Earth currency as he called it to pay for the meal. The two took the meal which consisted of noodles, beef and broccoli, spicy chicken, and shrimp egg rolls back to the TARDIS. Amy went to get herself a soda and one for the Doctor. Thanks Pond! No problem Doc! Now tell me about all these pictures! Please refrain from calling me Doc! (Whoa theres my first 1st coming out again.) Sorry Amy apologized. The Doctor smiled. Its alright Amy. So where do we start with these pictures? How about this one? Amy said taking the picture of his 5th self and Tegan. I want to know what is up with the celery. Ahh The celery! he laughed. Well Amy first off that is my 5th self. Handsome wasnt I? Amy rolled her eyes. Anyway I wore the celery because it was medicinal. I could use it to cure me from certain toxins. Oh I see Doctor. Who is that girl with you? That is Tegan (Suddenly the Doctor remembered fighting the Myrka and telling Tegan to Make a wish. Oh how he missed the spunk of that companion.) Jovanka. She was a companion of my 5th self for a while. Do you ever see her anymore Doctor? What who Tegan? Oh no. Shes moved on. Tegan has probably forgotten about her old pal The Doctor. Amy froze (is this what happens to all his companions? He leaves them and they have to resume a normal life? That couldnt happen to her! It just couldnt!) Amy are you alright? Yes, Doctor. Im fine. Are you sure love? You look sad. Whats wrong? You can tell me. Well, Doctor. I was just wondering when you said Tegan moved on. Is that what all your companions do? Move on? Amy, look at me. Pond. Amy looked up at him into those green eyes of his. Yes? What are you thinking love? That one day I will leave you? Is that it? What does he read minds now? Amy thought to herself. Of course he reads minds. Hes a Time Lord. Well, I was sort of thinking that Doctor. I just cant let that happen to me! He smiled a sad smile at her and said Pond, we all have to move on eventually. One day you might get tired of being by my side and you will choose to leave. If you do choose that I cant stop you. I would never do that Doctor! I love traveling with you! Why would I ever want to leave you? Amy said tears in her eyes.

The Doctor went and wrapped Pond in his arms. His Pond. Shhh! Shh! Amy I would never leave you intentionally. He said looking straight into her crying eyes. But Pond we dont know our future. Im a Time Lord, which means I dont age. Not like you humans anyway. You will keep getting older while I stay the same. Its not fair for either of us to keep you here forever. But Doctor I love you! I, I wont leave you ever! I know love. I know. I know you probably dont want to hear about this now, but it seems like an appropriate time. Come sit. The Doctor pulled Amy onto his lap and sat them down on the couch in the TARDIS study. Doctor Are you trying to seduce me? Amy asked seductively. WHAT? POND! Get your mind out of the gutter! He laughed. Amy blushed. Sorry. The Doctor wiped away her remaining tears and said in his serious voice, Pond I need you to understand something. Remember all the pictures we were looking at? Yes Doctor. I just dont understand how they are all you. Well Amy. Let me explain. You see when a Time Lord is about to die, he has a trick to stay alive. Basically its cheating death. I can literally change every cell in my body! I become a new man with a new personality, new looks, new everything! Wait, so all those men were you? I must say the bow tie and fez seem normal compared to some of your outfits! Especially the celery and rainbow coat! The Doctor laughed, I blame the decade for those outfit choices! What decade was that Doctor? It was the 1980s. So do you now understand about regeneration? I think so Doctor. Wait are you telling me that you wont be you anymore one day? I mean the you that is you now? The Doctor looked at her confused. He understood her but the way she worded it was very odd. Yes Amy. One day something will happen to this body and I will regenerate again. No more bow ties or fezzes, or floppy hair. Maybe I will be Ginger finally! He Grinned. She looked sad. Doctor I love you! I mean this you! The bow tie/fez wearing, GERONIMO saying, fish custard, Raggedy you!! The Doctor looked at Pond. He contemplated what to say to her. I know Pond. But in all fairness Im not Raggedy anymore! Amy laughed at that. Doctor you will always be MY RAGGEDY DOCTOR! Wait does this mean you will forget me when you change your face? What No! Of course not! The Time Lord consciousness stays in tact. Its everything else that changes. So you wont like Fish Custard anymore? I might not Pond. My food tastes also change with each new regeneration. I have had many personality changes over the years. For instance my last self loved to say ALLONS-Y and MOLTO BENE! Now I say GERONIMO! He always wanted to meet someone named Alonso, so he could say ALLONS-Y ALONSO! You should have seen my face when I met ALONSO! I remember shouting ALLONS-Y ALONSO! and Alonso looked at me like I was a nutter! Amy laughed at The Doctor then. She couldnt believe this crazy, wonderful, smart, funny, sexy Time Lord was hers! All hers!

Oh Doctor! You do know how to make a girl laugh! The Doctor was glad Pond wasnt crying anymore. He hated to see the young woman cry. So Pond, you mentioned a fez? I need a new one. Want to go shopping? Amy swung her arms around the Doctors neck and kissed his cheek. Doctor thats music to my ears! Let me just clean up a bit! Of Course Pond! Go on. Ill be waiting here for you. Amy emerged wearing a new red blouse and blue jeans. The Doctor noticed how her blouse made her hair even more vibrant. Nice look Pond! The Doctor told her lustily. Ohh Doctor! Are you sure you want to go shopping? She asked her voice seductive once again. Yes Pond. Lets explore New York. Im sure it has changed since the 1930s. Plus last time I didnt really get to sight see. Damn Daleks! Sure Doctor she said taking his hand. The couple once again headed out into the busy New York streets. They ran into Mark and Mary again (coincidence?) and asked where they could buy a fez. The couple led them into a hat store and said their goodbyes. A Fez? Mary asked Mark. That man does have strange clothing choices doesnt he? Mark replied. The Doctor went up to an employee and said Hello Im The Doctor. Maybe you could help me? The young man noticed the Doctors British accent. Ah Yes Sir! What may I help you with? Well my girlfriend and I (he called out to a young red haired woman that was looking at some hats on the other side of the store.) Amy! Amy ran over to the Doctor. Amy this young man here works at this fine establishment and he is here to assist us. The salesman looked at the Doctor and Amy. She just rolled her eyes at the bow tied man. Sorry he just talks like that sometimes. Look he is looking for a Fez. Do you carry any? Oh yes Ms. Let me show you. We have quite a collection. Fezzes arent really popular here, but our manager insisted we have some. Mainly they sell for Halloween. The Doctor was astonished. He looked over at the hundreds of Fezzes. There were multicolored, ones, animal print, single colors, sparkly ones, all kinds. While The Doctor was busy looking at Fezzes, Amy was talking to the salesman. He kind of has a Fez obsession. She explained. Ahh I see. Well maybe he can buy a few. So are you two here on vacation? (He had noticed the womans Scottish accent.) Vacation, Oh yes! That is why we are here. The Doctor promised me a trip to anywhere I wanted. So I chose New York. Oh well. Its a great place to be! We get lots of tourists. He told me you were his girlfriend. Have you been together long? What? He said I was his girlfriend? Yes. Are you not? Oh. Yeah. Course I am. He just usually never refers to me with that title. Oh. So I take it you havent been here before then?

No, The Doctor has in the 19. 1990s. He told me it was lovely! Ahh I see. Wow he is really enjoying the fezzes isnt he? Amy looked over and the Doctor was looking in a mirror trying to decide between a blue or burgundy fez. The Burgundy one resembled the one that River Song had shot. Amy hoped the Time Lord didnt have a heart attack. She imagined his twin hearts exploding in Fez happiness. Could Time Lords even have heart attacks? The Doctor walked over to Pond. Well what do you think Pond? He asked his Ginger girlfriend. Well Doctor. The first one looks like the one you had before. Yes I was thinking the same way. It does resemble that one. But the Blue one is much lovelier. Isnt blue your favorite color? It is Pond! Yeah I like the Blue. It will match the TARDIS. The what? The salesman asked. Oh nothing Amy said. Yes Doctor take the blue. The Doctor decided on the blue and he and Amy walked over to purchase it. He thanked the young salesman, whose name was Craig according to his nametag. The Doctor said he once knew a Craig. He went on about football, him being the Oncoming Storm and something about the TARDIS. Craig stared at them and wondered what a beautiful woman like Amy saw in this nut-job. Yes Doctor it was a pleasure to help you. Amy nice to meet you I hope to see you again sometime. He gave the red-head a suggestive smile. Amy just smiled and said Thanks Craig. She was happy with her Time Lord. No one else could compete. She then thought does the Doctor even have money? She leaned over and whispered in his ear Doctor Do you have American money? He whispered back Of course Pond. I bought the Chinese didnt I? The pair got to the front of the line and the cashier rung up the fez. That will be $500 sir. The Doctors jaw dropped. No, Amy thought. No. He was going to try to bargain the cost down. Just pay it so we can get out of here. The Doctor looked at the young woman behind the counter and said How much love? $500 and please do not refer to me as love sir. Amy realized he was going to try to use his charms on her. He probably thinks if he can flirt with her she will lower his price. Sorry. The Doctor stated. Im British. I call every young woman I know love. Is there some kind of discount maybe? Do you have a credit card here sir? No, Im a visitor. How about a discount for saving the world? Im Sorry? Never mind. We have a Senior Citizen Discount. Ah! The Doctor said. And what age is considered a Senior Citizen? That would be age 66 and over Sir. Well may I please have that discount? Sir you do not look like a Senior Citizen.

Oh But I am! Im 907! 907? The woman asked in surprise. Ok then if you are 907 do you have an I.D.? The Doctor thought for a moment and pulled out his Psychic Paper. It read THE DOCTOR, AGE 907 with his picture on it. Will this do? He asked. The young lady was fed up with this nut and reduced his price to $300 just to get him out of there. Thank you, Anne. The Doctor noticed her name tag. Then he realized she looked like someone he once knew. (Dont Blink. He heard his former self say.) Is your last name Sparrow by any chance? Anne blinked in surprise. Yes it is. How did you know that? You look like someone I know. Sally. Sally Sparrow. Anne looked at him and said Sally! Thats my cousin! Ahh I thought you two were related! Are you any relation to Captain Jack Sparrow? Yes he was a relative of ours. Ahh he was a good man! Even if he was a Pirate! I remember drinking Rum with him! I accidentally finished it and he complained to me Doctor why did you finish all the rum?! Well Anne it was nice to meet you. Thank you for your patience. He then grabbed Amy and said Come along Pond. Amy told the Doctor; Couldnt you just pay the $500? Why did you have to embarrass me like that? The Doctor looked hurt. Im Sorry Pond. I didnt know I was embarrassing you. I promise not to embarrass you anymore. I just wanted a fairer price is all. Doctor everyone in New York thinks youre mad! The Doctor stopped walking which caused Amy to bump into his shoulder. Oi Why did you stop? He looked at her Pond remember what I told you when you were 7? What Doctor? I am a mad man! With a box Doctor, dont forget the box! Yes Pond! So where do you want to go next? Well Amy said hesitantly. Well Doctor there is some things I need. What Pond? She whispered in his ear I need some new knickers. This made the Doctor blush furiously. All he could think of was throwing Ponds new knickers aside. Oh right. Lets go buy you some then love! They found a lingerie store. Amy tried on bras and knickers. She ended up buying 4 bras and 6 pairs of knickers for $80. The Doctor told her You know in America they are called panties. Amy laughed and said I know. The pair suddenly heard their stomachs growl. Ohhh Doctor Im starved! Yes as am I Pond. The Doctor looked at his watch. Hours had passed since they ate their Chinese food.

Amy spotted a Hot Dog Cart. Oh Doctor I love Hot Dogs! Can we get some? The Doctor also enjoyed Hot Dogs. The Doctor ordered 4 hot dogs, 2 pretzels, 2 sodas, and 2 bags of popcorn. Apparently Amy didnt like to share. The couple took their meal back to The TARDIS and filled their hot dogs with ketchup from the TARDIS console. They sat and ate and talked. The Doctor was asking how on Earth Amy could spend $80 on undergarments no one was going to see. Amy countered Its better than spending $300 on a Fez! She then whispered in the Doctors ear Besides who says no one is going to see them? This sent a chill thru the Doctors body. His hearts started pounding in his ears. That double drumbeat. The sound he knew his enemy, The Master had heard all of his life. Suddenly he felt sorry for the Master. Well Amy. We should clean up. Maybe watch a movie? Amy asked Doctor why didnt we just go to the 13th Century and get a Fez there. It would be more authentic and cost less. The Doctor laughed True Pond True. But who knows what we would get into there. Oh Doctor! You do always find Trouble dont you? Oi, I dont find it! It finds me! So anyway how about that movie? Just then the two heard a scream HELP HELP! SOMEONE HELP ME! The Doctor and Amy ran outside to see a woman trying to fight off something. It was dark but The Doctor could tell it was some sort of creature. Thats when he heard it. The robotic voice of one of his many enemies. DELETE! DELETE! Oh Bloody Hell! He thought. Not them again! Oi Tin man! He called. This caught the creatures attention. The woman managed to escape while it was distracted. THANK YOU! THANK YOU! she exclaimed to the Doctor as she ran far far away. Who are you? Who are you? The mechanical voice asked. Oh come on! It hasnt been that long! Surely you know me. Its me your old enemy. Come on think! I do not understand. Which enemy are you? We have many. Amy was staring at the creature. A Cyberman she thought. Doctor its a Cyberman she whispered to the Time Lord. Yes, Amy. I know that. Thanks. How are you going to stop him? Not sure yet. Just run when I tell you too. Ok? Alright. Just then the Doctor felt something in his pants. (No not that you perverts.) He reached into his pocket and pulled out an info stamp. He held it in his hands and it said THE DOCTOR. on it. The Cyberman had been staring at him and he finally said Do I know you? Its me! The Doctor! Dont you remember me? You do not compute to my images of the Doctor. Oh yeah? Look at this. He said throwing the Info Stamp to the Cyberman. (He remembered doing this in his past incarnation.) The Cyberman plugged the info stamp into himself.

He downloaded the info stamp and saw each and every Doctor. The last images he saw were of the 11th Doctor. You are THE DOCTOR! You will be deleted! Yes I am! Wait, What? Hold on. Hold on. First let me ask you, what is it you want? We want domination! Ahh domination! I see. I dont really recommend it. So what you want is what you always want. You want to take over the Earth and change everyone into a Cyberman Yeah? Yes! Then it will be a Cyber world. A Cyber world? How boring! Why do you want everyone the same? Our individuality is unique! If everyone looked the same then we wouldnt have gorgeous Amy over there with her Ginger hair! Or me with my Bow Tie! Bow Ties are cool, by the way! Whats the point of a Cyber world? We want to rule. We need to be the same. I am done talking with you Doctor. I will now have the pleasure of deleting you. The Cyberman clanked forward DELETE, DELETE! NOOO! Amy screamed and jumped in front of the Doctor. Amy! The Doctor pushed her out of the way. She fell on to the pavement and was knocked unconscious. The Doctor had to think and fast. He reached into his Pocket and found another Info Stamp. He was about to take it out and blast the Cyberman. Hey Can Opener! The Doctor heard a familiar voice yell. The Cyberman turned and was blasted into oblivion. HAHAHA GOT IT! The voice yelled. With the Cyberman dead at his feet The Doctor looked up and saw a man in a WWII coat with a huge smile on his face. He had an American accent and was very handsome. Jack Harkness! Doc? Is that you? The Doctor walked around the Cyberman to engulf the other man in a hug. Doctor you look different! Oh, Regeneration again. I like it. Why thank you Jack. Yes Im a new man. Jack ran his fingers thru the Doctors hair. Still not Ginger I see. The Doctor took Jacks hand out of his hair and said Jack Dont start! Please! Jack laughed and looked around. Doctor where are your companions? You usually have one or two. Youre not alone this time are you? What? No. Im with. AMY! The Doctor looked around and found his girlfriend on the ground where he had thrown her. The two men went over and tried to rouse her. Amy Amy! Wake up! The Doctor yelled. He felt the tears start to well up in his eyes. Amy woke up and said Oi Doctor! Why did you push me to the ground like that? The Doctor laughed and told the ex-time agent Shes going to be all right. Im Sorry Pond but I didnt want the Cyberman to delete you! The last thing I need is for you to die! That would break my hearts! Besides what would I tell your parents? Amy rubbed her head and said Well I didnt want that Cyberman to delete you either! She hugged him close. Jack noticed the contact between the two.

So Doctor are you going to introduce me? Ah Jack Harkness this is Amelia Pond. Amelia Pond, Jack Harkness. Hi there! Jack said suggestively. Amy shook Jacks hand and said Hi. Im Amy. I hate Amelia. Why? Its beautiful. Its a fairy tale name. Jack stated. Thats what I said! The Doctor exclaimed. So Amy. Are you seeing anyone? The Doctor told Jack Stop it! He laughed. Doctor you sound like your old self. Literally! Amy said Well Jack as a matter of fact I am seeing someone. She held the Doctor closer. You two? Doctor I thought you didnt date companions. Well except Rose but. The Doctor winced at the mention of Rose. Oh sorry. Doctor who is Rose? The Doctor gave Jack a gee thanks a lot now I have to explain my ex companion that I was in love with to the current woman I am in love with look. Jack just shrugged. Amy we should get you into the TARDIS and make sure you are ok. Sure Doctor. Then you can tell me who Rose is. Yes Amy. I will tell you about Rose. The Doctor carried her inside. Much to Amys liking. The Doctor examined Amy and put ointment on her head where she had a large bump. OUCH! IT STINGS! Sorry Pond. Its necessary to help you heal. Jack could cut the sexual tension between the two with a knife. The Doctor went to get the bandages. So Pond? Jack whispered. Are you committed to him? Amys eyes threw daggers at Jack. Only the Doctor can call me Pond! She spat at him. Ok. Ok. Sorry! Jack knew when to back off. The Doctor came back with bandages for Pond. Are you alright Pond? Im fine Doctor. Jack is just bugging me. Jack are you hitting on Pond? He asked glaring at the man. What I Me? No! He asked me if I was committed to you. HE WHAT? Doctor Im sorry! I was just kidding. I didnt know you were so serious with her! The Doctor could feel his hearts pounding. Only this time out of anger. He forced him self to calm down and told Jack Its alright as long as you dont do it again. So Doctor you said you would tell me about Rose. Ahh yes Rose. Rose was my old companion. Were you in love with her? Well Yes Amy. I suppose I was.

What happened to her Doctor? She got trapped on a parallel universe with a meta crisis version of my 10th self. The one who told her he loved her. Jack said. The Doctor shot a glance at him. Why didnt you tell her you loved her Doctor? Well because Pond. Shes a human. I cant fall in love with a human. Amy heard what he had said and ran out of the room. You really screwed that up Doc. The Doctor gave Jack a death stare and chased after Pond. AMY! AMELIA! POND! He pounded on her bedroom door. She opened it with tears in her eyes WHAT?! Im sorry! Im so sorry! I didnt mean what I said! I love you Pond! He tried to hold Amy and she pushed him away. NO DONT! DOCTOR TAKE ME HOME! WHAT?! Amy you, you cant go! I love you! I need you! Amy calmed down. Well Doctor Do you really love me? You just said you couldnt love a human. The Doctor took Amys hands and looked into her eyes. He wiped away her tears. Listen to me Amelia Jessica Pond. You are my life. I will kill for you and die for you. I will do anything to keep you safe. Pond I want to be with you forever. I want you to have my children and be my mate for life. Amy looked at him and one word stuck out from all the rest children. Doctor you want to have babies with me? The Doctor blinked and said Yes Pond. I never thought I wanted to be a father again, but being with you has brought out that side of me. Again Doctor? Hmmm? You said I never thought I wanted to be a father again. I didnt know you were a father before! Oh yes of course I was a father before. I am 907 after all! Doctor. Yes Amy? Can Time Lord/Human babies exist? I mean if we had a baby would it survive? Well it has happened before that I know of, Time Lords mating with humans. For instance my Granddaughter married a human. Your Granddaughter? Amy said surprised once again. Naturally I had Grand children Amy. You saw her in the picture. Which one? The first picture you saw of me. Oh yeah. Whats her name? Susan Foreman, well now Campbell. Thats a nice name. Just then Jack knocked on the door. Are you two ok in there? Youre not indecent are you? Amy swung the door open. No Jack we are just talking.

Oh. A look of disappointment appeared on Jacks face. Well Doctor I just got a call from UNIT. Fancy visiting them? The Doctor shrugged and said Sure why not. Oh But I should let you know it is the New York branch of UNIT. Thats why Im here Doctor. Plus I heard from a source that they are trying to locate you. Looks like I found you first. Really?? I havent gotten any calls. The Doctor checked his mobile phone and the phone on the TARDIS console. Oh wait the TARDIS phone does have a message. He played the message and heard a familiar voice. Doctor where are you? We need you! I told my boss I was calling in an expert! If only that expert would answer the phone! The Doctor smiled at the voice. He set the coordinates to UNIT NY branch. He smiled at his companions and set the machine into motion. The TARDIS jerked and wheezed. Amy fell into Jacks arms and Jack smiled hungrily at her. She scrambled out of his arms and ran to the Doctor. The Doctor gave Jack a Stop hitting on my girlfriend or Ill kill you look! Which of course he knew wouldnt work. Damn immortal Jack he cursed to himself. Within minutes the TARDIS made her familiar wheezing noise which meant she had landed. I dont care if I leave the breaks on! I bloody love that noise! The Doctor told himself. Well here we are. Jack said. Ready Doctor? Ready Jack. Ready Pond? Im ready. Whats UNIT? The two men rolled their eyes. Youll find out Pond. Come along. He held his hand out to her. She grabbed it and smiled. The three people stepped outside the doors of the TARDIS. They had landed inside a public bathroom. A woman standing at the mirror saw them and screamed. AHHH!!! She ran out and down the hall yelling something about men in the ladies room. Ohh! the Doctor cringed. Damn thing lands in odd places sometimes! He kicked the side of the TARDIS. She groaned disapprovingly. You do to! He told his ship. Why dont we get out of this restroom? Jack noted. The three left the restroom. Amy asked What were you and the TARDIS arguing about? Oh she told me she didnt deserve that kick I gave her. She did for landing us in the bathroom! Amy laughed. Oh god this man is insane! her mind told her. Jack led the way to the main headquarters of UNIT. Hello all UNIT guys and gals! A woman ran up to him Oh Jack! Thank God youre here! Have you seen the Doctor?

The woman looked at another man and a young woman holding hands behind Jack. (How did they get in? she wondered.) Martha Jones! Its so good to see you too! Youre looking sexy! Jack! The Doctor warned. Jack laughed Oh relax Doc! Im just saying hello. Martha is a married woman now! Im sure Mickey would kill me if I tried to hit on Martha. Not that it would matter. Martha looked at the man behind Jack. He looked like someone she knew but she couldnt place her finger on it. Then she realized what Jack had said Doc. No it couldnt be! Doctor? Martha said cautiously Yes Martha? He said with a grin. Doctor. How What? When? The Doctor went up to Martha, Oh Martha Jones it is so good to see you again! He hugged her tight. How-Regeneration- What- radiation poisoning- When- the last time I saw you and Mickey. Martha looked up at him. He looked so young! Like a man in his late 20s. She touched his face and said Doctor youre so young! And still not Ginger I see. She ran her fingers thru his hair. He laughed. Yes Martha I wish I was Ginger! Amy who had had enough of being ignored and didnt like the way this Martha woman was touching her boyfriend said Doctor arent you going to introduce me? Everyone in the room looked at the Ginger haired woman. Ah Yes! The Doctor went and grabbed Amy. Amelia Pond this is Martha Jones. Martha Jones this is Amelia Pond. Hello Amelia. Its nice to meet you. Hi its Amy. Nice to meet you as well. Oh alright Amy. (Another Ginger Martha noticed.) So what is going on here? The Doctor asked the UNIT leaders. Well Doctor. There are Cybermen in town. Martha informed him. Ah Yes I ran into one! He almost deleted Amy! I saved him! Jack bragged. Oi I had it under control! Sure Doctor! Martha teased. Amy what happened to you Martha asked the young woman. Oh I got a bump when the Doctor knocked me to the ground. Martha gave the Doctor a look. What? She was about to get deleted! So I pushed her out of the way! I just didnt realize how hard I pushed her. Have I said Im sorry Pond? He said smiling at Amy. Pond? Martha queried. Oh yeah he has a habit of calling me only by my surname at times. I like it. Well thats better than his last self. He would always call me Martha Jones. Martha Jones meet the Face of Boe. Martha Jones meet Shakespeare. Martha Jones Dont let me eat a pear! Amy laughed at Martha. Well that does sound rather irritating! Amy told Martha The Doctor was just telling me the last time he was here in New York was when he was with you in the 1930s.

Oh yes! I remember running from Daleks! Fun! The Doctor and Martha looked at each other and they both said Tallulah 3 Ls and an H! The two started laughing. Jack and Amy just stared at each other and shrugged. Martha looked at the Doctors outfit A bowtie Doctor? Amy prepared herself. She knew what words were coming next. She also knew she would laugh her self silly at those words. Here they come. The Doctor took Martha by the shoulders and said very seriously Martha. Yes Doctor? Bow Ties Are Cool! Everyone else in the room started laughing hysterically. The Doctor looked upset but he had a twinkle in his eye. He went over to the computers and said So Martha; tell me Cybermen in New York? Why? Well Im not sure Doctor. Oh come on Dr. Jones or is it Smith? You should have at least some idea. Its still Jones Doctor. I decided to keep my name. Mickey understood. He is very reasonable. Ah how is Mickey the Idiot? Doctor! Please dont call my husband an idiot! Martha said with laughter in her voice. Only I can do that now. Well Im the one that started calling him an idiot in the first place! The Doctor laughed. Martha rolled her eyes. I know. Anyway hes fine. Can we get back to the Cybermen? Ah Cybermen! Yes! Are they only local to New York or are they worldwide? Well Doctor. They seem to be only localized to the State of New York. Any idea why? Martha they are trying to control New York. Once they have succeeded (Amy looked at him wide eyed) Dont worry Pond I wouldnt let that happen! So once they have succeeded they will then overtake the world. Well I have something to say to that. Not while Im here! The Doctor had started to think. It was important not to interrupt him when he thought. Doctor? Amy started to say. He covered her mouth with his hand and said Hush. Stop talking Brain Thinking! Martha and Jack laughed at this. A man came up to the Doctor. Hello sir its an honor Im Commander Russell Booth. He saluted the Doctor. The Doctor put a hand to his mouth and said again Hush. Stop Talking. Brain Thinking! The Doctor thought for what seemed like hrs. Finally he said AHHHHA!! Raising both hands off of the mouths of the people they were covering. Ok now what were you saying? He turned to the man who had been talking to him. Sir, I said it is an honor to meet you and that I am Commander Russell Booth. He was saluting the Doctor still. The Doctor said It is a pleasure to meet you too. Now please put your hand down. I dont like salutes. The man put his hand down and apologized No need to apologize just dont do it again. Amy said Doctor what was the AHHHHA! for?

Ahh yes! I just thought of something but I am sure UNIT has already taken care of it! What Doctor? Martha wanted to know. Martha have you tracked the Cybermen? They must have a base located somewhere in New York. We tried Doctor but it was impossible. I dont think there is a computer around that could track them! The Doctor thought think, think! A name popped into his head. MR. SMITH! He exclaimed. Mickey? Martha asked. What does Mickey have to do with anything? No, No, Not Mickey. Mr. Smith. The Mr. Smith. The Doctor grabbed his mobile out of his pocket and dialed a number. Martha noticed that he still had her old mobile. She was touched that he had kept it. The line rang and rang. Pick up pick up! Hello? Sarah? Sarah Jane heard a voice. It was a voice that she didnt quite recognize. She didnt know the number but she answered anyway. It might be someone important she thought. And the person on the other end WAS important. He was the most important person in Sarah Janes life. Well, besides her son and her mates. She knew when she heard the voice say Sarah that it was him. Only one person on Earth or any other universe could call her Sarah and get away with it. Although her neighbor Gita Chandra always called her Sarah and it annoyed her very much. Doctor? Sarah asked. Yes Sarah. Its me. I need your help! Well Mr. Smiths help. Sarah are you still there? Yes Doctor. Its just. Can you hold on? I just got out of the shower. The Doctor blushed at the image of a naked Sarah Jane Smith. Oh Sarah Im so sorry to call! I Doctor its alright! Can I call you back in 5 minutes? Yes of course! Ill be waiting! Alright. Ill call you back. Whose number is this? Ahh its mine. You have a mobile? Yes I do. Well Ill let you go. The two parties hung up. Why did you hang up? Jack asked. We didnt get any help! Well Sarah had just gotten out of the shower. The Doctor blushed again. Really? JACK! Minutes later the Doctors mobile rang. Hello Hello? Ok Doctor Im ready. Right Sarah. Im going to put you on Speaker. Yes. Thats fine Doctor. The group heard Sarah Jane Smith say Mr. Smith, I Need You! A great fanfare happened as Mr. Smith opened. How may I assist you Sarah Jane?

Doctor? Sarah Jane asked. Well this would be easier face to face. The Doctor stated. Mr. Smith can you link yourself to the UNIT branch in New York? Yes Doctor. The UNIT computer was soon connected to Mr. Smith. Hello Doctor! Sarah Jane said. She was now on the UNIT computer screen. Ahh! Sarah! So good to see you! You regenerated again Doctor! You look so young. Please dont say Baby face. He thought. You look so Baby faced Doctor. Ahh yes Sarah, this new incarnation is very young looking. So Doctor what do you need Mr. Smiths help with? Ahh yes well it seems that Cybermen have invaded the state of New York. Apparently the UNIT computers are not fast enough or smart enough to locate their base. The Doctor could have sworn he heard Mr. Smith chuckle. Mr. Smith are you able to locate the source? Of Course Doctor! Mr. Smith locked in on the state of New York and said Cybermen Facilities located in the Statue of Liberty. He showed them a picture of the Statue of Liberty. The Statue of Liberty? We were there earlier. I didnt see anything strange. Did you Doctor? Sarah Jane eyed the young Ginger woman. Who is that Doctor? The Doctor rolled his eyes Amy Pond Sarah Jane Smith. Sarah Jane Smith, Amy Pond. Hello Amy. Hi Sarah Jane nice to meet you. Doctor wasnt Sarah Jane in one of your pictures on the TARDIS console? Yes she was. Good memory Pond! Sarah Jane smiled Doctor you have a picture of me? Of course Sarah! I have pictures of all my selves and companions. I rather like the one of you and me! Which one is it Doctor? It was the one with my 3rd self. We were with Bessie. Oh Doctor I wish I had that! Easy Sarah, Ill have the TARDIS send it to Mr. Smith. Great! Can we get back to the matter at hand? Jack asked. Oh yes Sorry! So there is Cybermen in the Statue of Liberty. How to stop them? Any ideas? He asked the room. Sonic them to death? Jack laughed. He loved to tease the Doctor about his Sonic Screwdriver. Oi Dont diss the Sonic! The Doctor reached into his pants pocket and felt the Info Stamp he had earlier. He remembered that he had a lot of Info Stamps when he met Jackson Lake. This was the last time he met the Cybermen coincidentally. INFO STAMPS! He yelled.

Quick Back to the TARDIS! He then remembered where she had parked herself. Amy why dont you and Martha go get the TARDIS? Why? Then Amy remembered. But Doctor I dont know how to fly it! Do you Martha? No he never taught me. Just read the manual! The Doctor said obviously cross. I cant you threw it in a Supernova, Remember? The Doctor remembered. Oops. Well, just call me and I will guide you thru it. Ok. Amy said. The two women left. Amy why did he want us to go get the TARDIS? She landed in the womens restroom. Martha burst out laughing. Come on Martha! Jack went up to him So why did you throw the manual in a Supernova? I disagreed with it! Jack and Sarah Jane started laughing. Amy and Martha reached the bathroom and approached the TARDIS. They realized it was locked and Amy said Shit! Its locked! Dont you have a key? Martha asked No he never gave me one. Why do you? I dont have it with me. I left it at home. Amy had an idea. Stand back I think this will work. She snapped her fingers and the TARDIS doors flew open. Marthas eyes went wide in amazement. How did you do that? Oh The Doctor taught me. He never taught me that! Where did he learn it? From River Song. Who is that? Oh she is a friend of The Doctors. Martha admitted to herself that she was jealous of this woman who knew someone she didnt. The two women entered. Its different! I mean it didnt look like this the last time I saw it. Yeah she had to redecorate. When she crash landed in my garden she was on fire. The swimming pool was in the library. Still is. So you want to drive or shall I? Martha called the Doctor and he walked them thru controlling the TARDIS. They landed in the main room where the Doctor was. I knew you could do it! He said hugging both women as they emerged from the TARDIS. So right everyone inside. Sarah have Mr. Smith disconnect from the UNIT computer and connect to the TARDIS. Sarah Jane looked at Mr. Smith. You heard the man.

The computer obliged. Alright. As I was saying Info Stamps. The Doctor went to a chest underneath the TARDIS. He pulled out the C chest. Nope thats not it. He set it aside. Martha looked inside and said C for Carrionites! She pulled out the crystal ball that held the foul creatures. She told Amy Thats when we met Shakespeare. Amy feeling a need to compete told her I met Vincent Van Gogh. Really? Oh now I am jealous!! The Doctor pulled out the I chest and opened it. He rummaged thru it for a bit before exclaiming INFO STAMPS! Everyone on the ship, including the woman on the screen jumped. Sorry. I just got excited. He looked at Sarah on the screen. Sarah would you like to join us? Oh well. I dont know Doctor. the journalist said. Please! The whole TARDIS crew begged. Well Alright! Yes! Mr. Smith! Yes Sarah Jane? Can you transport me to the TARDIS? Yes of course Sarah Jane. She heard a voice at her feet May I accompany you Mistress? Of Course K-9! Sarah Jane and K-9 were transported to the TARDIS. Thank You Mr. Smith. The Doctor beamed as he saw his old companions. Sarah! K-9! Sarah Jane hugged the Doctor, Jack, and Martha. She shook Amys hand. Master you have changed appearance again! Yes K-9! Ohhh Good Boy! The conversation went back to how to defeat the Cybermen. So what do we do with Info Stamps Doctor? Well Jack. I have he counted by 2s. 1500. 1500? Was there an Info Stamp sale? Amy joked. Actually Pond, Yes there was! In a little shop. I love a little shop! So what I was thinking was we gather up all the info stamps. Wire them to the TARDIS; connect them to The Statue of Liberty and ZAP! No more Cybermen! That might actually work! Yes Martha! If it doesnt then we must devise a Plan B. Wouldnt that destroy the Statue of Liberty? Then New York would hate you forever? Amy asked. The Doctor rolled his eyes. Pond I think the people of New York would rather live than get killed by metal men. Dont you? Yeah Doctor. I guess that makes sense. Ok so everyone take a Few Info Stamps and if you see any Cybermen ZAP Em! The Doctor flew the TARDIS near the Statue of Liberty. He got out and saw a Cyberman. DELETE! Amy ZAPPED him! No one touches my Raggedy Man! She said blowing on the info stamp as if it were a gun.

Oh Pond! I love you! The Doctor grabbed her and kissed her furiously. Amy felt herself get wet. Not now in the middle of a Cyber war she thought. The Doctor pulled away and went off to wire the Info Stamps into the TARDIS. The others just watched him kiss Amy. Sarah Jane raised an eyebrow. Jack got turned on. Martha felt jealous. Amy watched the Doctor go into the TARDIS. She ran after him. The Doctor heard the TARDIS door open. Amy! What are you doing here? I had to make sure youre ok. Amy I need you out there helping the others! Ill be fine. No Doctor! Im staying with you! She planted her feet firmly onto the TARDIS floor. The Doctor picked Amy up over his shoulder (much to her dismay) and took her outside. Martha had just killed a Cyberman and it lay dead at her feet. Martha, Make sure Amy stays here. I need her out here helping. If you need me Ill be inside wiring the Info Stamps to the TARDIS. Doctor! Amy called. Yes? Wont it electrocute you? Nah! Im a Time Lord. It might just shock me a little. Martha looked at him and said Dalekanium! Exactly Martha. Now Pond Stay here! The Doctor swaggered off again. Martha said He has a nice bum. OI! Amy glared at her. Oh Did I say that out loud? Sorry! Amy laughed. The Doctor was in the process of wiring. Maybe I could just reverse the polarity of the neutron flow of the Cybermen. He said to no one. Meanwhile Sarah Jane and Jack were back to back each battling their own Cyberman. The two ZAPPED their respective Cyberman at the exact same time. They turned around and high fived each other. Amy was up a tree cursing at a Cyberman trying to delete her. She ZAPPED him and climbed out of the tree. TAKE THAT TINMAN! Martha had fallen on the ground and a Cyberman was on top her. DELETE! He said. DELETE THIS! Martha ZAPPED him with the Info Stamp. The Cyberman jolted and Martha quickly got out of the way as he fell on the ground. Are you ok? Amy was next to Martha helping her up. Yeah. Thanks. Are You? I saw you climb that tree. Yeah I used to climb trees when I was little. I would look into the sky. Hoping I could see the magical blue box. Martha knew how she felt. Once you knew the man known as THE DOCTOR you never forgot him. No matter how old you were. Even if you had your memory wiped. The Doctor would still be there; deep in your subconscious. Amy laughed and said My parents took me to 4 Psychiatrists. Why 4?

I kept biting them. Why? They kept telling me the Doctor wasnt real. Martha laughed at Amy. I probably would have done the same thing! The Doctor was done wiring the info stamps to the TARDIS. He then flew to the top of the Statue of Liberty and connected the info stamps to the crown of the Statue. This should work and if it doesnt then Im screwed his conscious told him. Amy looked up and saw The Doctor standing atop of the crown of the Statue of Liberty. The TARDIS was parked on top right next to the Doctor so he could travel back and forth with ease. DOCTOR! ARE YOU ALRIGHT? IM FINE POND! He went inside and powered up the TARDIS to the maximum capacity. Come on old girl! The TARDIS groaned. Oh sorry! I didnt think it was an insult. (The TARDIS had taken the old comment to her heart and was insulted.) She powered up the info stamps and the electricity shot through them. The info stamps electricity went into the Statue of Liberty frying every last Cyberman inside it. As the Cybermen were all the same, they were all connected. So if they got shot from a big jolt of electricity as the one above it would kill them all. The Doctor didnt get out of the way fast enough and he was electrocuted and he fell to the ground. DOCTOR! Amy yelled. She ran to him. He was motionless. DOCTOR! DOCTOR WAKE UP! YOU CANT LEAVE ME AGAIN! Jack took Amy aside and held her as she wept. Martha stepped in and administered CPR to the Doctor. He came gasping back to life Amy! Amy ran back to him. Oh Doctor! I knew you wouldnt leave me! She hugged him and he reeled back in pain. Oh Im sorry! I didnt mean to hurt you. Im alright Pond. My hearts are still beating. He chuckled weakly. He turned to Martha and thanked her. Thank you Dr. Jones. Anytime Doctor. Jack was now holding Sarah Jane who had tears in her eyes. Ive seen you die before; I dont need to see it again! She scolded the Doctor. Sarah, Im alright! I promise! What happened? I dont really remember. You did it Doctor! You ZAPPED all the Cybermen! Jack proclaimed happily. Well I couldnt have done it without you lot! The Doctor and his companions went into the TARDIS. They turned on the news and saw CYBERMEN INVADE NEW YORK scrolling across the bottom of the screen. This just in the anchor said The Cybermen are dead! They were defeated! We dont know by whom, possibly UNIT and/or TORCHWOOD. We thank those people involved in stopping the Cybermen. Thats you Doctor! Amy grinned. The Doctor smiled a weak smile. AHHH!

Doctor are you alright? Amy was worried. The electricity is running through my body. I need. I need. What is it? What do you need? All of his companions asked at once. I need rest. The Doctor said as he collapsed. Oh My God! Doctor! Amy shook him. Hold on Amy dont shake him. Like he said he needs rest. Jack picked up the Doctor and carried him to his bed. You know I always imagined taking the Doctor to bed. Just not like this. Jack please! Martha sounded annoyed. How was it always about sex with Jack no matter the situation? Sorry I was just trying to lighten the mood. He placed the Doctor in his bed. Amy kissed his forehead. They waited in the control room of the TARDIS. Amy was frantic. She couldnt stop pacing back and forth. Amy. Calm down. Sit. You running yourself ragged wont do him any good. Amy looked at Sarah Jane as she spoke and burst into tears once again. Jack held her as she calmed down. Sorry. When you said ragged it reminded me of Raggedy. What if my Raggedy Man never wakes up? She whispered. I think we all need to rest. Its been a long day. Martha noted. Amy told Martha; Want to share my room with me? Please? I dont want to be alone right now. Of course I will. Jack asked Sarah Jane. What do ya say Sarah? Want to share a room? He wiggled his eyebrows at her. Its Sarah Jane. And I most certainly do not want to share a room! K-9 get him! Sarah Jane told the metal dog. Affirmative Mistress. He started chasing Jack around the table shooting lasers at him. WHOA! HEY I WAS KIDDING! CALL OFF THE DOG! The women laughed at him and Sarah Jane called him off. K-9 stop. Yes Mistress. Sarah Jane? Yes Amy? How come you only let the Doctor call you Sarah? I dont know really. He just started calling me Sarah when I met him. I never felt the need to correct him. It just felt right. Oh I see. Thats how I feel too. Only the Doctor can call me Pond. Yeah. I called her Pond and she nearly bit my head off! I thought Daleks were scary! Oi shut up Jack! The 4 people yawned. I guess its time for bed. Good idea Jack. Ill find you a room. Martha stated. Martha found Jack and Sarah Jane rooms. Thanks Dr. Jones! Youre welcome Captain Harkness!

Sarah Jane bid goodnight to her friends and went to bed. K-9 was guarding the Doctor in case he woke up. Jack went to sleep and had very disturbing dreams. Amy and Martha had a sleepover. They traded tales of their adventures with The Doctor. What if he doesnt wake up? Amy asked again. Oh Amy. You have to stop thinking that way. You know the Doctor. Hes strong! He will get through this. Amy sobbed into Martha. Martha held her until she fell asleep. Amy dreamed. She dreamed about him. How she longed to hear his voice and feel his touch once more. She needed to hear the familiar Pond that she had gotten used to. At this point she would even settle for a Bow ties or Fezzes are cool. remark. The Doctor woke up and looked at his bedside clock. 3 am? How long have I been asleep? He felt like he had been hit with a semi-truck. Ughhh! He groaned into his pillows. Just then he heard his stomach growl. Fish custard! I need Fish Custard! He heard a voice in his room. MASTER YOU ARE AWAKE! Yes K-9! Now please dont wake up the rest of the TARDIS! The Doctor went to the kitchen and made himself some Fish Custard. He then saw a light underneath Amys doorway. Amy came out and saw him. DOCTOR! He looked at her and said GOTCHA! Amy went up to him and punched him on the jaw. OI WHAT WAS THAT FOR? DONT GOTCHA ME! I THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD! The Doctor tried to calm her down. He stroked his jaw and realized Pond had a good right hook. All the commotion of course woke up the rest of the TARDIS occupants. Whats going on? A naked and aroused Jack Harkness asked. JACK! GO PUT ON SOME PANTS! Jack looked down. OOPS SORRY DOC! Sarah Jane and Martha came out to see Amy and the Doctor arguing and a naked Jack. Jack looked at Sarah Jane and said Did you catch a glimpse Ms. Smith? Sarah Jane blushed. Oh Jack whatever will we do with you? Actually I did catch a glimpse. Sarah Jane was thinking how sexy Captain Harkness was. Maybe I should have shared a room with him after all. Martha covered her eyes, but decided to sneak a peak. WOW! Hes Gorgeous! What am I doing Im a married woman! She said in her head. Amy wasnt interested. She only had eyes for the Doctor. Jack retreated to put on some pants. Amy went up and hugged her Raggedy Doctor. Oh Im sorry I punched you! You just worried me so much! I know Pond! Im sorry! I just had to get the extra electricity out of my body. Oh my Fish Custard! He went to the table and sat down to eat. Anyone want some?

Martha and Sarah Jane had disgusted looks on their faces. Amy just rolled her eyes. Ill take those faces as a No then. Pond? No thanks Doctor. Jack came back out. What ya eating Doc? Fish Custard. Want some? Jack made a face also. That was too weird even for him. I guess having who knows how many volts of electricity jolted through your body makes you crave Fish Custard. Yes thats true Pond. Has he always eaten Fish Custard? Martha asked looking at Amy. He has ever since I met him. He made me fry him bacon (spit it out and asked if I was trying to poison him), he ate beans, (spit them in the sink and claimed that beans are evil), ate bread and butter (threw it out in the garden and told them to stay out), ate an apple (spit it out and proclaimed they were rubbish after saying they were his favorite), ate yogurt (spit it on the floor. and said he hated it). Did you clean her kitchen after? No Martha. I went to see the crack in the wall. It was very wibbly wobbly timey wimey. Amy laughed. Yeah and then 12 years and 4 psychiatrists later he comes back! Oh will you never forgive me for that Pond? Well you said 5 minutes! Amy took off down the hall. Oh great now shes upset all over again! I shouldve just stayed dead! The Doctor had already finished his fish custard. He raced after Amy. POND! AMY! AMELIA! He pounded on her door. She opened it and let him in. Pond sit. He pointed to her bed. I have apologized numerous times for not being back in 5 minutes. Dont you understand that I was newly regenerated and my TARDIS had just gotten destroyed? It needed time to repair. I never intentionally meant for it to take 12 years. I know Doctor. I just didnt understand then. I mean there I was a 7 yr old kid, waiting for my imaginary friend to come back! What was I supposed to think when you didnt come back in 5 minutes? I thought you had abandoned me. Oh Pond! My wonderful, gorgeous, stubborn, Ginger, hell of a right hook Pond. I would never abandon you. You should now that by now love. He smiled and held Amy until she fell asleep. Martha went back to bed in Amys room she saw the sleeping woman and got into bed next to her slowly as not to wake her. Jack as much as he tried went back to bed alone. Sarah Jane went to her bed and fell asleep instantly. The Doctor went to bed and dreamed about Amy. His Amy. She was so gorgeous and he wanted to make love to her every time he saw her.

The next day The day after the Cybermen invasion, The Doctor woke up thinking about Amy. He went to shower and wondered what he would do today with his companions. Amy woke up after a very long day in New York. It had all felt like a dream. She walked into the bathroom to take a shower. Amy was in the shower and she was thinking about the Doctor and how she wanted to make love to him. Jack woke up wishing he didnt have to go back to Torchwood today. Unfortunately Gwen had already called him and told him they needed him back. Martha woke up and realized Amy was in the shower. She had to go back to her husband. No matter what the Doctor looked like traveling with him was always amazing! She hated to leave again. Sarah Jane had to go and investigate back in Eeling. Mr. Smith had communicated with her that there were suspicious things happening. The Doctor came out of the shower and got dressed. Bow tie- check, Suspenders Check, Blue shirt- check, Fez- check. Amy came out of the shower and stood naked in front of her mirror. Martha looked away. Oh Martha! We are both women here! Amy! The Doctor barged into the room. Doctor! The Doctor covered his eyes and said Sorry Pond! Ill wait for you outside! Oh hell! The Doctor looked down. He felt himself getting very hard very fast. Doctor? Jack was behind him. Oh Jack hi. The Doctor was afraid to turn around. He didnt want Jack to see his erection. Jack went and flipped the Doctor around by the shoulder. He looked down at the other man. Do you need a hand with that? He asked huskily. No Jack! I dont! The Doctor raced back to his bathroom. He started masturbating thinking of Amy. Ohhh Amy! He moaned. Amy came out of her room with Martha. I cant believe he saw me naked! Im so embarrassed! I thought you wanted him to make love to you? Martha asked. I do but well. What Amy? Well, Martha. Promise you wont tell anyone. I swear! Im a virgin. I do want to make love to him but Im nervous! Oh Amy. Dont worry. It will be fine. Talk it over with him. He loves you. Hell wait for you when youre ready. Jack joined the women. Did I hear someone say virgin? The two women looked at Jack. Dont tell anyone Jack Harkness! Martha warned. I wont. I promise. But Amy you had quite the effect on him. I did? What do you mean Jack? Well. You know. Jack motioned to his crotch.

Amys eyes went wide. You mean he got. Excited? Martha offered. Oh Yeah! Jack had a huge grin on his face. Sarah Jane came out of her room. Whats going on? Oh not much. Just talking. Did you sleep well Sarah Jane? Yes I did thank you for asking Jack. Sarah Jane looked around Wheres the Doctor? Oh hes still in his room. I dont think we should disturb him. Jack commented. The Doctor had finished masturbating and washed his hands. He had to have Amy soon! He would go insane if he didnt. He walked out onto the console of his ship. Morning all! The 4 companions turned around. Morning again Doctor. Jacks voice was seductive. Good Morning Doctor. Lovely day today! Isnt it Sarah? How are you feeling this morning love? Oh Im all better today Pond! Thanks! Well Im glad Doctor. Are you alright Martha? Yes Doctor. Im fine. I was just thinking of how I dont want to leave. Stay then Martha. I cant Doctor. I have to go home to Mickey. Ahh yes Mickey!(The idiot he thought.) What about you two? He asked Sarah and Jack. Well Torchwood just called and said Im needed back there. Sarah? Well Doctor. I would love to stay but Mr. Smith has informed me that mysterious things are happening back home. Oh. the Doctor said sounding sad. They said their good byes and promised to keep in touch. Martha left and walked out the door to go home to her husband. Jack used his vortex manipulator to go back to Cardiff. Sarah Jane had Mr. Smith take her and K-9 home. The Doctor and Amy were alone at last. So Pond? What do you want to do today? Amy was so tired after last nights events that she just wanted to stay home. Can we stay in today Doctor? Sure Pond. Im starved how about I make some breakfast? Pancakes, Eggs, Sausage? Anything you want Pond. He kissed her atop the head. Amy helped the Doctor make breakfast. They ate together in silence. The Doctor broke the silence, Im sorry I walked in on you today Pond. Amy blushed. Its ok Doctor. But you usually knock. I know. I dont know why I didnt knock today. Doctor Amy said his name hesitantly. What is it Amy?

Jack told me what happened with you. What do u mean? You know. Amy gestured to his crotch. The Doctors eyes went wide. He told you that? Oh that Jack! Yeah Martha was there too. Martha? He didnt tell Sarah did he? No we stopped talking about it when she walked in. Ahh! Good. The Doctor said. So Amy Pond The Girl Who Waited, What else would you like to do today? Besides eat. Well I was thinking we could watch movies all day. Would that be alright? Oh Pond that sounds wonderful! What kind of movies do you want to watch? The TARDIS can download any movie! Doctor can I make popcorn? Yes Pond. Its in the cupboard. Amy jumped but couldnt reach the Popcorn. The Doctor got behind her and reached the popcorn. Amy felt the heat of his body next to hers. Her knees started to wobble with his closeness. Amy are you ok? He grabbed her before she fell. The Doctor put the popcorn aside and helped Amy to her feet. Oh Yes Doctor! Im ok. I guess I am still a little tired is all. The Doctor lifted her Would you like to go to bed Pond? Amy blushed. Oh that is not what I meant! I meant go to bed to rest! Amy laughed and said Lets go watch our movies! Yes. Do you still want the popcorn? Of course Doctor! The Doctor put Pond in his bed and went to make the popcorn. Amy had picked the movie. While You Were Sleeping. The Doctor had never seen it before, but it was what Jack would call a chick flick. He enjoyed it and loved being near Amy. The Doctor was studying the humans in the movie. He was very interested in the character Lucy. Amy yawned and laid her head on The Doctors chest. He smiled down at her and kissed her hand. Amy was asleep in his arms halfway thru the movie. The Doctor continued to watch the movie. He was happy watching movies with his love. He placed Amy on a pillow and settled in next to her. They fell asleep in their clothes. Amy woke up at 4 in the morning. Doctor! She gasped She was dreaming that he was dead and he was never coming back. She was drenched in sweat and was shaking. The Doctor woke up and saw Pond shaking in fear. Amy what happened? He asked as he turned on the light with his sonic. He hugged Pond close to him. Shhh! Shhh! Im here love. What happened baby?

Amy looked at him tears streaming down her face, I. I dreamed you died and you didnt regenerate. Im here. If I did die I would definitely regenerate. I can guarantee you that. Its alright. Try to go back to sleep. He held her tight. Amy then asked Did you just call me baby? Yes. Did you like it? I just thought I would try it out and see what happened. Amy laughed. Oh Doctor I love it! Alright Baby. Now go to sleep. Amy went back to sleep knowing she was safe in his arms. June 28th, 2010 The Doctor woke up with Amy asleep on his chest. He put her on a pillow and went to the bathroom to pee. He heard Amy call for him. Doctor? Her voice was worried. Hold On. Im just in the bathroom Pond! Ok. The Doctor came out of the bathroom. Good Morning love! Hi Baby! Amy greeted the Doctor. She tried to sound sexy, but sleep was heavily apparent in her voice. Pond why dont you get ready? I want to take you out today. Sure. Where we going? She asked in a voice again meant to sound seductive. The Doctor thought Pond was so cute when she tried to be sexy. Its a surprise Pond! Now go get ready! Amy showered and got dressed in a navy blue tank top and her favorite pair of jeans. The Doctor was of course wearing his outfit that he wore everyday. Doctor where are we going? Youll see Pond. The Doctor punched in coordinates. He wouldnt let Amy see. He wanted her to be surprised. The Doctor was taking her to a planet made of Rubies. Yet unlike its cousin, Midnight which was made of Diamonds, The Ruby Planet was safe to explore. It remained uninhabited. Its name was Dusk. Well here we are Amy. Where exactly is here Doctor? Fancy a look? Yes! He opened the doors and outside a magnificent planet sparkled before them. Oh Doctor! Its beautiful! What kind of planet is it? Its a planet made of Rubies Amy. It is called Dusk. Amy picked up a beautiful Ruby. It sparkled in the light. Hold on Pond. He came back with a blanket and a basket of food. He laid out the blanket and the pair sat down. Doctor when did you make all this? Amy gestured to the food. Oh well Pond, I did it when you went to sleep after you nightmare. I thought you went to sleep with me? I did for a while. Then I woke up and couldnt go back to sleep.

This idea popped into my head. I needed to take you somewhere special. I remembered this Planet in passing. So I decided it would be a lovely place for you to visit. I love it! Her stomach growled. Have a sandwich Pond. Amy grabbed a sandwich and some crisps. The Doctor did the same. The two sat in silence eating and smiling at each other. Finally after they were finished Amy asked Where is everyone? This planet is uninhabited Pond. Didnt I mention it? No Doctor. Wow! Look at that! Amy pointed at two large Ruby Waterfalls. Lets take some pictures Pond! The pair took pictures of each other by the gorgeous waterfalls. The Doctor took some of Amy. Amy took some of the Doctor. Then they took pictures together. The Doctor thought of something Hold on Pond! He ran back inside the TARDIS. He came back carrying his blue fez he had bought in New York. Oh God! Amy muttered under her breathe. Take some pictures of me with my Fez! The Doctor posed under the waterfalls with an enormous grin on his face. Fez atop his head. Amy took a few pictures of the Doctor with his Fez. He kept doing different poses. Finally Amy said Doctor for goodness sake you are not a model! The Doctor laughed. Fine then Pond. You wear the Fez! Amy wore the Fez to please the Doctor. He shot pictures of her with his beloved Fez. Doctor if you ever show these to anyone I will kill you! Oh first you didnt want me to die and now you are threatening my life? That makes me so sad I might just regenerate right now! No Doctor I was kidding! The Doctor looked at Amy with a grin and said GOTCHA! Amy laughed. Oi! Stop teasing me! The Doctor yawned. Oh Doctor what are those? Amy pointed at some nearby planets. Ahh those are the twin moons of Dusk. They are so pretty! Can we take pictures of them? Sure. The Doctor gave Amy the camera. Amy dont use up the entire memory card! Amy rolled her eyes at him. The Doctor yawned again. Are you tired baby? Amy asked. Yeah just a little. Awww Poor Doctor! Lets go inside and rest.

Sounds good to me Pond. The Doctor opened the TARDIS door for them. He was in the middle of another yawn when Pond attacked him. AHH! Pond what are you doing? He asked. Im kissing you whats it look like? Well could you at least give me some warning first? Sorry. Amy blushed as red as her hair. He chuckled and took her chin into his hand. I know Im sexy baby, but just let me know when youre in the mood. Oh you are sooo conceited! You sound like Jack! Oi I was kidding! About me being sexy. But you are sexy! I mean the way you talk, the way you walk, the things you say! Even if half the time I have no idea what you are talking about! He blushed. Thanks Amy. But we both know you are the sexier one! No you are! Are we really fighting about this Pond? The two burst into laughter. Doctor I was so scared when you were unconscious. I thought I would never hear you say Pond again. Hey didnt I say I would never leave you again? Yes, but what about when you regenerate? Well Pond that is a way off. I hope. Lets not think about it now. Lets go to bed. Its been a long day. Doctor? Hmm Pond? Would you like to see some of the lingerie I bought in New York? Oh well. What are you saying Pond? You told me to tell you when I was in the mood. Her voice dripped with arousal. Amy are you sure you want to make love now? Oh Yes! Why not? Do you not want to make love to me Raggedy? Her voice oozed with seduction especially on the word Raggedy. Of course I do Pond! I have wanted to make love to you ever since I met you again! Well whats wrong then? Nothing its just well its been a while. Oh. Did you forget how? This made the Doctor burst out laughing again. Of course not!! Well good! Ill be back in a minute! The Doctor was nervous. Amy was finally ready. What was he nervous about? Then it hit him like a ton of bricks. This was his first time making love in this body! What if Amy thought he was no good? Amy was in the bathroom changing into a bra and knickers that she had bought. She was nervous. The Doctor was 907! He must have a lot of sexual experience. She had none. Maybe if I talk to him before he will calm me down. Amy walked out of the bathroom How do I look Doctor? The Doctor looked her up and down. She was wearing a matching bra and knickers with Sky High heels.

I think I might regenerate right here right now! He said in his head. So Doctor? Oh God Pond youre gorgeous! She walked over to the bed and sat. The Doctor lunged for her immediately He kissed her passionately. Amy thought if she had been wearing socks that kiss would have knocked them off with its hotness! Oh Doctor! He started moving his kisses lower to Amys neck. Just as he was about to go down to her breast she stopped him. Doctor Stop. What? Whats wrong love? Doctor Im scared! She admitted. Scared love? Yes Doctor. Im a virgin. She looked ashamed. Oh sweetheart. Why didnt you tell me before? I thought you would make fun of me. Really? Have I ever made fun of you? You make fun of my Scottish accent. Oh baby. Im just teasing you. I love your Scottish accent. Its sexy! Really? You think my accent is sexy? Of course I do! Everything about you is sexy! Dont worry Pond! Im nervous too! I havent made love in this body yet! Doctor you have nothing to be nervous about! Youre the sexiest person Ive ever met! Pond, do you still want to do this? I can wait whenever you are ready. The Doctor had calmed her nerves. As she knew he would. She responded by straddling the Doctor and kissing his face off. Or almost. Ill take that as a Yes his voice came out muffled since Amys lips were still fused to his. She took off the Doctors suspenders and jacket. Then Amy started taking off the Doctors shirt. We dont need this anymore. Amy tossed the bow tie to the floor. Amy wrestled with the buttons on the Doctors shirt. When she couldnt open them she just ripped off the shirt and watched as the buttons popped off. Oi stop destroying my clothes Pond! Amy giggled at the Doctor. He loved how she giggled it turned him on so much. Amy ground herself into the Doctor. She felt his arousal and wiggled even more into his erection. Oh Damn Pond! You are trying to kill me! If I regenerate in the middle of making love to you its your fault! Amy stopped moving. What could that really happen? Oh no, no, no. I was kidding! Dont worry! Amy reached down and unbuttoned the Doctors pants. Oh Doctor I need you! The Doctor flipped Pond over and tore off his pants and boxers. Now who is destroying your clothes? Amy giggled again.

The Doctor didnt give a damn about his clothes at the moment. The TARDIS could give him some more. He was on top of Amy kissing her neck, nibbling her ears and finally moving down to her fabulous breasts. Oh Doctor! Amy moaned. The Doctor cupped Amys right breast and nibbled it. Amy felt her nipple get hard under his touch. His hot breath on her drove her insane. She wanted him inside of her now! The Doctor then moved to the other breast. Giving it the same attention. Amy felt her legs buckle. Doctor! Yes Pond? He said looking up at her. I need you! I want you! Now! Hold your horses Pond! He tried to unhook her bra. When he couldnt do it, he grabbed the Sonic from his nightstand and sonicked her bra off. Oh Doctor you Sonicked Me! They both started laughing hysterically at Amys comment. Ill Sonic you better in a minute Pond! Oi you didnt ruin my brand new bra did you? No Pond its fine! Then The Doctor moved to Amys knickers and took them off with his teeth. She felt a shudder throughout her whole body. OHHH! He slowly stuck a finger into Amys core. She was soaking wet. He started stroking her slowly. AHHH! Amy screamed. Do you want me Pond? HMMMMM!!!! Was all Amy could respond. He took his finger out and positioned himself at Amys core. Ready Pond? Oh wait. Condom! Amy reached out and grabbed him. Finding her voice she said No Doctor! I dont want to use a Condom. Are you sure Pond? Are you on Birth Control? No Doctor. Amy felt her legs shake again. Please! What if you get pregnant Amy? Would you be ready for that? Yes. You said you wanted me to have your children. True. Oh just make love to her already he heard the TARDIS say. Oi, shut up! What? Oh sorry just talking to the TARDIS. Well Pond if this is how you want it. He slid himself into her core and started thrusting into her. OHH DOCTOR! Faster! He thrust faster. He could feel his hearts pounding in his ears. OHH POND! You feel so good baby! Amy felt exhilarated. She had never felt such pleasure in all her life!

OHHH DDDDOOOOOCCCCTTTTOORRR!!!! AAAAAAMMMMYYYYY!!!!! Amy felt herself orgasm at the same time as The Doctor. He collapsed on top of her. Both were sweaty and very happy! The Doctor got off of Amy and lay down next to her. Amy was still shaking after her orgasm. So Pond? How did I do? Be honest. Youre Fantastic Doctor! He grinned at her. Thank you love! You were amazing! He kissed her on her head. I love you so much Amy Pond! I love you too Doctor The Doctor looked at the beautiful creature in his arms. Pond have I told you how beautiful you are? Oh Doctor. Youre so handsome! The two fell asleep in each others arms. 2 Months Later (August 2010) Amy was vomiting more and more each day. Maybe you have a bug baby. Yeah probably. Or. Or Doctor? Or you could be pregnant! Do you think Doctor? She asked eyes wide. Amy wondered. She could be. She and The Doctor never used condoms. Can we go somewhere and get a pregnancy test? The TARDIS can give you one. If you ask her nicely. Amy asked the Doctor What did The TARDIS say to you that night when we first made love? Well we were talking and she said Just make love to her already! Amy giggled. She is funny sometimes isnt she? Yes she is. The Doctor said looking at his ship. Amy I would really appreciate it if you took a pregnancy test. Ok baby. I will for you. Do you want me to go with you? No, Ill be fine. Amy walked into their bathroom. TARDIS may I please have a pregnancy test? She opened a drawer in the cabinet. Well here we go. She told herself. Amy took the test and waited the 3 minutes. She looked at the test and saw one word that scared her to death PREGNANT.

Amy walked into their bathroom. TARDIS may I please have a pregnancy test? She opened a drawer in the cabinet. Well here we go. She told herself. Amy took the test and waited the 3 minutes. She looked at the test and saw one word that scared her to death PREGNANT. Im Pregnant? Pregnant?! OH GOD! I cant be Pregnant! How? I knew I should have let the Doctor use condoms like he wanted! Amy thought all this and she became dizzy. She sat down on the bathtub. She was shaking and didnt know what to do. She needed her Raggedy Man. RAGGEDY!! She called for him. The Doctor was waiting in his and Ponds room. He heard her yell for him and raced to the bathroom. Baby what is it? What did the test say? Although he could tell by her reaction that it was positive. Im pregnant love. She whispered it so low that the Doctor barely heard her. Oh Pond! The Doctor was happy, ecstatic even. He knew she wasnt and felt like it was all his fault, technically it was but he just wanted to make her feel ok about the pregnancy. Then a thought hit him What if she doesnt want my baby? What if she hates me now for getting her pregnant? What if she wants to terminate the pregnancy? Ok that is more than one more thought, but hey he just found out he was going to be a Dad again! Pond do you not want my child? He asked her in all seriousness. WHAT? Of course I want your child! I just wasnt expecting it to be so soon! Im not prepared! I have nothing! I dont know how to take care of a child! Oh is that all youre worried about? I can help you with all that! I know how to take care of children. Plus we can take classes in child care and the TARDIS can give us everything we need for the babies room. Or if you prefer we can go shopping for baby items. The Doctor knew how women no matter the species loved to shop for baby items. Go shopping where? We are in the middle of space! Also where exactly are we supposed to take classes? Amy suddenly felt a sharp pain in her stomach. She grabbed her middle and groaned. OW! Doctor I felt a pain! What was that? Its the baby Pond. The Doctor knelt down to Amys stomach You should really calm down! Youre hurting your mummy! Doctor how can it be the baby? Im only a couple of weeks. Arent I? Well Pond. I would assume you are, but you have to remember you are carrying MY child. Meaning this baby is Half (if not more) Time Lord so you will feel effects of pregnancy sooner then a regular pregnancy. Now about the shopping and classes have you forgotten we are in a time machine? Amy was so shocked by the news she had forgotten that she could go anywhere in time and space. Actually I sort of did forget for a minute. She said embarrassed. The Doctor laughed. Oh Pond I do love you! I love you too! He patted Amys stomach. So Pond what do we do now? Share the news with the world? Well I dont know about the world but could we start with my parents? Sure! I hope they take the news well! I hope Pam doesnt slap me, he thought. Oh Im sure they will Doctor. They never had any other kids after me, so a grandchild will be very welcome!

My mum was always on me about having a baby with Rory when we got married. Oh. Im so glad I didnt marry him and Im with you instead! She took his hand and kissed it. So am I Pond. So am I. He brushed her cheek with his finger. The gesture made Amys body tingle all over. Are you ok love? Im fine. Im just nervous about telling my parents. Well thats understandable. Im quite nervous myself. Shall we go then Doctor? Yes Pond. Lets go. The Doctor and Amy went to the console. He put in the coordinates for Amys parents house. Once the Doctor set the coordinates and the ship started moving he let go of Ponds hand and screamed GERONIMO! Amy laughed Oh I love when you shout GERONIMO! The TARDIS landed and he took her hand and said Come along Pond! Meanwhile the Ponds heard a familiar whooshing noise. NO IT CANT BE! Amys Mum exclaimed. I think it is. Amys Dad told his Wife. The two looked out the window and saw the blue box appearing. That magical blue box that held such size inside. AMY! her Mum ran outside to greet her daughter. Amys Dad also ran outside, although not as fast as his Wife. AMELIA! her Dad shouted. Ready Pond? This is it. Im ready Doctor. They looked at Amys stomach and The Doctor said Are you ready to meet your grandparents love? The baby kicked in response to the Doctors voice. OW! Doctor stop talking to it. When you talk it kicks me! Sorry! The Doctor and Amy went to greet Amys parents. Oh Sweetheart! I knew you would be back! her Mother ran to her almost knocking her over. Hi MUM! I missed you too! Amelia! So good to see you! her Dad hugged her and smiled. Hi Dad! Its great to see you! The Doctor stood to the side letting Pond get reacquainted with her parents. Oh Doctor! I almost didnt see you there! Pamela Pond smiled at him. Sure shes smiling now, but just wait till we tell her I impregnated her daughter. He thought. Hello Pam! Lovely to see you again! Doctor nice to see you. Augustus Pond held out a hand to him. The Doctor shook it and told him. Great to see you again Gus! So what brings you two here? We were wondering where you were. Havent heard from you in weeks! Pam said.

Has it been weeks? What month are we in again? Amy looked at her sexy Time Lord boyfriend. Its August love! Oh right! Sorry. Sometimes things get all Wibbly Wobbly Timey Wimey in the TARDIS. Well lets go inside and have some food. Amy I was making pork chops. Doctor do you like pork chops? Oh yes! I love them! Sounds good! The lot walked into Amys old house. On the way the Doctor paused to look at the shed that he had destroyed all those years ago. Please dont lick it. Amy was hoping. The Doctor stuck his tongue out and licked the shed. The Ponds looked at him in disgust. Its aged! He said. He then made a face and said BLEH! Amy rolled her eyes Come on you can use my toothbrush! The Doctor used Amys toothbrush to get the shed taste out of his mouth. Is he always that disgusting? Amys Mum asked her. Well he said it was recent. He didnt used to be like that. In fact he didnt used to look like he does now. What do you mean? Amys Dad turned to her. Well. Pond thanks for letting me use your toothbrush! Can I talk to you over here? Sure Doctor. Well be back. The Doctor and Amy went upstairs to Amys old room. Shall we tell them during dessert? he asked her. I suppose. I know my Mum will be happy! Im not sure how my Dad will react. Oh Amy I cant believe it! I cant wait to be a Dad! Youre acting as if you have never been a Dad before! Well I havent in quite some time. Well there was that one time I had a daughter made from my DNA by a machine, but thats not the same thing. Doctor Im nervous. How do I know I can do this? I know you Pond, youre brilliant! If you can save the Universe, then a child should be a slice of pie! Slice of Pie? Is that not it? I think you mean Piece of cake. Ahh yes! That is what I meant! How will we take our baby to the doctor though? They wont exactly be a normal child. At this the Doctor looked at Pond and he couldnt resist. Baby, I AM THE DOCTOR! Oh I knew you would say that! Amy laughed and kissed his cheek. I suppose we need to find you a what do you humans call them? A ya know a woman doctor? A Gynecologist? Amy asked.

The Doctor squirmed at the word Gynecologist. Yes one of those. Well I thought you would be my doctor. I dont want some stranger examining me. Besides what if this kid has two hearts, how would we explain that? Birth defect? The Doctor told her. Amy threw a pillow at him. Doctor! Im serious! Oi! Ill get you for that Pond! The Doctor kissed Amy and rolled on top of her. Doctor are you trying to seduce me? In your old bedroom of your parents house! I wouldnt dare Pond! The Doctor got off of Amy and sat down again. Amy was still lying on the bed. Why not Doctor? Im already pregnant! Pond are you insane! I cant do that! I havent gotten slapped by someones mother with this face and I plan to keep it that way! Yeah youre right love. Ill wait till we get home. Amy! Doctor! Amys Mum knocked on the door. The two jumped at the sound. Coming Mum! They got up and walked downstairs. Oh that smells wonderful! OH YES it does Pond! Thanks you two now come on and lets eat! Amys Dad was already at the table waiting. Shall we say grace then? Amys Dad asked. Oh yeah Dad! Of course! The Doctor whispered to Amy We are saying this grace in English not Gallifreyan correct? Yeah just dont say anything my Dad will say it! Dear Lord, We give thanks for this meal! Thank you for allowing Amy and The Doctor back in our lives. We are thankful that they are happy and healthy together. In your name we pray. Amen. Amy nudged the Doctor to make the sign of the cross with them. The Doctor watched Amy and repeated the sign. Well enjoy everyone! Amys Mum told them. The Doctor got a pork chop for him, some corn, and mashed potatoes. Amy served herself double the amount of food she would normally eat. She thought she had to eat more for the baby. Her Dad looked at her in surprise. Amy are you sure you can eat all that? Yeah Dad Im sure. We didnt eat lunch today. We were busy doing things. Things? Amys Dad asked. The Doctor gulped and hoped Gus didnt think things meant sex. Yeah just riding around in the TARDIS and stuff.

Oh. Amys Dad didnt know what to think about his daughter and the Doctor. He knew she loved him, he was just uncomfortable thinking about her having sex with the Doctor. He thought Amy was a good girl and didnt do that sort of thing. Amys Mum went to get dessert. Amy can you help me with dessert sweetheart? Of course Mum. So how have you and the Doctor been? Oh weve been fine. Just saving the Universe and all! You know him. I see. Have you ya know. Have I what Mum? Have you made love with him yet? Amys eyes widened. She couldnt believe her Mother was asking her this. Mum! Thats Private! Oh come on Amy! Im your Mother! If I were you I would certainly take the chance! I mean he is gorgeous! Mum do you fancy my boyfriend? Well I love your father Amy and I would never betray him. But a woman can look cant she? We actually have something to tell you and Dad. Oh what is it? The two women brought dessert back. It consisted of vanilla ice cream and in honor of the Doctor, Pam had made Fish Custard. Here we are ice cream for us and Doctor I made a special treat for you. She handed the bowl of Fish Custard to the Doctor. Thank you Pam! I appreciate it! Mum, Dad the Doctor and I have something to tell you. Everyone put down their dessert. The Doctor was hoping not to get slapped. What is it Amy? her Mum asked looking between her daughter and The Doctor. Well The Doctor and I are going to have a baby! Amys Dad looked shocked. Her Mums jaw dropped. Is it time for me to run? The Doctor wondered. OH HOW EXCITING! Amys Mum was jumping up and down squealing. Pregnant! Youre Pregnant! I I didnt know you... I thought you were a good girl Amy! Amy rolled her eyes Dad please! Im 22! Ok yeah the Doctor took my virginity. And we make love a lot. I mean a lot! Pond will you shut up! The Doctor whispered to her. Oh sorry! Amys Mum laughed at the Doctor. She could tell he was nervous. She was also secretly jealous of her daughter. Gus you know Amy isnt a little girl anymore. Besides you have always wanted a grandchild. Yes youre right dear! Congratulations you two! Thank you! Amy and Raggedy smiled at each other. Oh Amy! We have to go shopping! Also I think we should go to my doctor here. NO! Both Amy and The Doctor yelled. Amys parents jumped at the volume of the two.

I Im going to be her Doctor. The Doctor told them holding Amys hand. Are you a Gynecologist? Amys mum asked. The Doctor again cringed at the word. Im a Doctor of everything. I am perfectly capable of taking care of Amy and our child. Especially if it has two hearts. He thought. How far along is she Doctor? Amys mum asked. Well we know she is a couple weeks. He turned to Amy When was your last period Pond? DOCTOR! What? He looked at Amys Mum. Was that wrong? I get confused with human customs sometimes. Usually women dont discuss that sort of thing with men. Amys dad left as he didnt want to hear anymore about the matter. Is he alright? The Doctor asked. Hell be fine. He just needs time. Pam told him. Amys mum wondered what the Doctor meant by human customs. Pond, Im sorry! I didnt know! Amy laughed. Its alright Doctor. But how far along am I? Well lets see. I will check you right now. Here? In the Dining Room? Sure. I just need this! The Doctor pulled out his sonic. Dont worry baby this wont hurt at all! Are you talking to me or the actual baby? Both of you of course. The Doctor scanned Amy. Then the sonic started beeping. He read it and it said 5 WEEKS. AHH according to the Sonic you are five weeks Pond! Youre already showing though. Only 5 weeks? How come its kicking already? Yes Doctor how is that possible? Well some women develop early on in pregnancy Pam. The Doctor didnt feel like explaining the fact that he wasnt human to Amys parents. He thought they knew. Didnt I tell them? Well can we at least go shopping? Amys Mum asked. Yeah Mum. Lets go now! She grabbed the couples hands and led them out the door. What about Dad? Oh Ill write him a note. Hold on. Pam walked back into the house and wrote Gus a note Took Amy and The Doctor shopping! Be back soon. Love Pam. Is there a little shop? I love a little shop! Sure there is Raggedy. The Doctor looked at Ponds stomach and said Were going to get you some nice things today love! Once again the baby kicked at the sound of their Fathers voice. OW! I told you to stop doing that! She responds to you already!

Oh right. Sorry love. She? Amys Mum asked. Oh I just said she Mum. We dont know for sure yet. Oh we can find out in a couple months. Maybe in time for Christmas. The Doctor didnt tell Amy that Time Lord Pregnancies were shorter than human ones. This was due to the fact that the baby developed faster. So Doctor excited about being a Father? Pam asked the Time Lord. Oh yes! Its almost like the first time! Amy shook her head. Oh so you are already a Father then? Well no, I mean I was. I used to be. That was a long time ago. Well, where are your children? Honestly Pam. My children are gone. My home it burned. They all died in the fire. The Doctor was trying not to cry at the thought of his home, his wife, his parents, his siblings, his friends, and all of Gallifrey burning. The one place he felt safe and comforted where everyone called him by his proper Gallifreyan name, not this false name that he used for everyone else. Oh Doctor! Im sorry. I didnt know. Its quite alright Pam. How about that shopping now? Pam whispered to her daughter Why didnt you tell me his whole family was gone? I feel horrible now! He doesnt like to talk about it! Dont worry. Hell be alright. He was so happy when I told him. This is his chance to start again. The Doctor was happy; happy that he had made a baby with his beloved Pond. He hoped the child would look and sound like her. All Scottish with Ginger hair! The Doctor followed the women into a little shop. This is a great little shop! Hello may I help you? a saleslady asked the three people that had just walked in. Hi. I just found out Im pregnant and I really need baby items. Well congratulations love! What were you looking for? Amys Mum interrupted. We need nappies, a crib, clothes, toys, books. We can certainly help you there! Now is it a Boy or a Girl? We dont... Amy began to say. The Doctor cut her off A Girl. The women looked at him. May I talk to you? Amy looked at him. Yeah Course. How do you know what it is? You just said we wouldnt be able to find out yet. I did that for your Mother Pond. How on Earth am I going to tell your parents? What do I say to them? Oh yeah I forgot to mention Im an alien and your grandchild will also be part alien. Shes also going to live in a magic blue box with us! But dont worry because I am going to marry her mother and we will all be one big happy family! Amy heard only one word out of all the words the Doctor said. Doctor you want to marry me? WHAT? You said Im going to marry her Mother.

Oh did I? Yes I suppose I did. Pond. Amy. You know how I feel about you. I have wanted to marry you since I met you the second time round. Youre smart, beautiful, intelligent, and sexy. You drive me mad in a good way! Which is how you got pregnant in the first place! Amy laughed. So you never told me HOW you can tell this baby is a girl. I just know Pond. I have a connection with this child. Why do you think she kicks every time she hears my voice? Oh. What if I try talking to her? Go ahead Pond. Try it and see what happens! Amy looked down at her stomach and said I love you little baby. Nothing happened. So shes a Daddys Girl already! Amy smiled. She sure is! Arent ya sweetheart? The baby kicked Amy hard in the gut. OW! Maybe Daddy should stop talking to her for a while. The Doctor shook his finger at Amys belly Now you behave young lady! Stop hurting Mummy! The baby kicked and the Doctor heard a noise. A noise Amy couldnt hear. OW! Amys Mum was buying out the whole store. She had blankets, dummies, nappies, a crib, books, and toys. Oh God! We shouldnt have left my Mother alone! Pam do we really need all that? The baby wont be here for a while. Of course you need it! Mum really! We dont need all of this! Amy dont be ridiculous! You need all of this! Trust me! Amy thought her Mum was going to say Trust me, Im the Doctor. That was the only time she heard the words Trust me. Mum we have a crib at home already! We do? The Doctor asked. Amy nudged him. Oh right! Yes Pam we do! Well if you are sure! Can I at least buy you some baby clothes? This is my first and maybe only grandchild! It wont be your only. Trust me. The way Pond and I go at it; it definitely wont be the only grandchild. He thought. Amy looked at the Doctor as he said this. She knew what he was thinking. The way him and I go at it Ill be pregnant again soon after this one. Yes! Baby Clothes! He turned to Amy and whispered What do baby humans wear? What do baby Time Lords wear? She asked. The Doctor laughed out loud as he remembered the ridiculous clothes Time Lord Infants were made to wear. Sorry. Amy and her Mother pulled the Doctor to the baby clothes Ohh I like this one! The Doctor had pulled out a onesie that read Daddys Princess.

Well thats certainly true! She already responds to you more than to me. Oh Pond dont be jealous! She loves you too! Just then The Doctor heard that noise. The one he heard before. It was his child speaking to him in Gallifreyan. The Doctor translated it into English. Tell Mummy I am a Girl and I do love her! She is so pretty! I just have that connection with you. Like you said. I cant wait to meet you, Mummy, and my Grandparents! I love you Daddy! The Doctor was frozen with the onesie in his hand. Doctor! Doctor! Raggedy! Amy was shaking him. What. Oh Pond! Hi! Yes lets take this one! He gave her the onesie. Are you alright love? Amy was staring at the Doctor closely. Oh me. Yes Im fine! He had started sweating and seemed distracted. Pamela came back with a handful of onesies. How about these? Mum! How many is this? Well babies grow fast Amy. So I got different sizes. The Doctor pulled out some onesies from Pams pile. He held them up to read what they said. Mummys Angel. Daddy did it. If you think Im cute you should see my Dad. The Doctor heard his daughters voice again. I like those ones you have Daddy! Oi blaming me already! The Doctor said this out loud by accident. Who are you talking to love? What Oh Just Myself. Amy and her Mum looked at each other oddly. The Doctor asked his child What about the rest? I like them all! Can I have them? Please Daddy! He could see she was going to be a shopper like her Mum. Course you can sweetheart! Doctor are you alright? Why do you keep talking to yourself? Pam asked him. Did I say that out loud again? Yes Raggedy. Sorry. Been a long day. So which of these are we taking? Amy looked at her boyfriend. She wants all of them. Does she? Amy raised a brow. Yes Pond. Apparently she is a shopper like her Mother. Like her mother? What about you? Me? I dont shop! Oh please! Mr. I had to bargain for a cost of a Fez! OI! Dont mess with the Fez Pond! He tickled her and heard his daughter say Daddy that tickles! They bought the onesies, which in all were 20 of them. Pam also insisted on buying baby toys and books for them. Thank you so much Pam! Yes Thanks Mum! We really appreciate it! Well we should get going Doctor.

Yes Pond. We really should. Oh do you have to? I wanted to give Amy a baby shower in a few weeks! The Doctor couldnt imagine staying in one place for a few weeks. He almost went mad when time was going really slow when he met Van Gogh. A few weeks Mum? I dont know. Oh Amy! This is my first grandchild! I need to give you a shower for her! Amy looked at the Doctor. He knew this was important to her. He loved her and wanted her to be happy. Of course we would love for you to give Amy a baby shower! Amy looked at the Doctor in surprise. Yeah Mum! It will be fabulous! Amys mum grinned and led them into the house. Are you two staying here for a few weeks then? The two gave each other looks. Yeah Pam. I suppose we are. OH THANK YOU DOCTOR! Pamela Pond kissed the Doctor on the cheek. Shall we go to bed then? Amy asked looking at her Mother. Yes in a minute Amy. Her Mum told her. The Doctor was worried because he didnt want to sleep with Pond in her parents house. And by sleep with he meant make love to her. He couldnt help wanting her. If he could he would have her all the time! What was it the humans said? Ahh 24/7! Doctor are you ok? Amy was shaking him again. What! Yeah Im fine Pond. The Doctor was carrying the bags of onesies. Im taking these to your room Pond. Ok sweetheart! Ill be up in a minute. Is he ok Amy? He was acting odd today. I know. Im sure it has something to do with the baby. Ill figure it out. Alright. I worry about him sometimes. And you of course. Mum how would you feel if The Doctor asked me to marry him? Oh Amy! He didnt. Not yet. He just said something about how he was going to one day. I say you got a good one dont let him get away! I wont Mum! Not this time! Well sweetheart Im going to bed! Ill start calling people in the morning! Alright Mum! Good night! See ya in the morning! Amy walked up to her room where the Doctor was lying in the bed. Are you going to sleep in your clothes? Well I dont want to sleep naked in your parents house! Amy rolled her eyes. Go get some PJs then silly! Alright I will. You want yours? Yes Please! The Doctor went downstairs and tried to go out the door of the house. It was locked and he sonicked it. Oh I see you dont need a key.

The Doctor jumped. He didnt expect to hear a voice in the darkness. Pam! What are you doing down here in the dark? I needed a glass of water. Also I saw you and thought I would see what you were doing. Oh. So what are you doing? Amy and I wanted Pyjamas. I was going to go get them. Oh I see. Yeah well Ill see ya in the morning Pam. Night Doctor. Good night Pam. The Doctor rushed out to the TARDIS. He had a scary feeling that Pam was trying to hit on him! He would never betray Pond! Especially with her own Mother! He was in the TARDIS getting Pyjamas and fresh clothes for him and Amy. Sorry old gal. Youll have to stay put for a while. The TARDIS had asked why he was taking clothes out of her. I told Pond we would stay here for a few weeks. What do you mean why? Pond hardly gets to see her family and her Mother wants to throw her a baby shower. What do you mean its my fault she doesnt get to see them? I took her away? She wanted to come! Shes a grown woman she can make her own decisions! To any normal person (Which is basically anyone who is NOT The Doctor) this would look like a mad man in a box talking to himself. To The Doctor it made Perfect Sense! The TARDIS groaned in response to the Doctor. You want me to name the baby what? He started laughing hysterically. I cant name my child after you! Why not? Because thats not a proper name! Neither is The Doctor! Well yes it is! I know my parents didnt name me The Doctor! The Doctor walked out of his ship grumbling at her. He locked her and told her to stay put. He finally got back to the bedroom. Raggedy what took you so long? I was starting to get worried. Sorry Pond. I ran into your Mother downstairs we talked for a bit. Then the TARDIS started asking me questions. She wants us to name the baby after her! Can you imagine? She wants us to name the baby TARDIS? Amy started laughing uncontrollably. Yeah Insane Machine! The Doctor and Amy changed into their PJs. Doctor what was going on with you? What do you mean Pond? In the store, you were talking to yourself. Oh that! Ok Pond, well you probably wont believe me but its true. Doctor I didnt believe in aliens, magic boxes, time travel, or any of the other stuff you have shown me before I met you! Try me! Ill believe anything now. Well Pond. I wasnt talking to myself. I was talking to our child. You were? How come I couldnt hear her? Well Pond. Like I said she and I share the Gallifreyan connection.

Oh. Well what did she say? Well she said she loves you and me. She said that her Mummy is very pretty. Also she cant wait to meet everyone! Did she really say that? Pond would I lie to you? Wait, dont answer that! Amy laughed at the Doctor. So what are we going to name her? Im not sure. Something nice. Something normal. Something Human. Something Human like what? I dont know. What goes with Doctor? Amy looked at the Doctor and knew he was kidding. This kid is going to be a Pond! Yes like her Mother! Then I can say Come along Ponds! What about Sarah? Nah reminds me of my friend Sarah. Oh yeah Sarah Jane Smith. She speaks Gallifreyan. What? Our child. She speaks Gallifreyan. Well then how did you know what she said? The Doctor gave her a Duh look. Sorry sometimes I forget you arent human. Humans. The Doctor loved humans. Most of his best friends were human. Does she speak English? Im sure she does. Its just she has been communicating with me in Gallifreyan. The Doctor then heard a giggle and his little girl said Mummys funny! Of course I speak English! Tell her I love it when she talks to me! It calms me down! When you talk to me Daddy I get excited and kick Mummy! What is it Doctor? She just spoke to me again this time in English. What did she say? She said youre funny for asking if she speaks English. She told me to tell you that she does speak English. Also that she loves when you talk to her because it calms her down and that when I talk to her she gets excited. Amy pouted. I wish I could hear! Well you can teach her to talk proper English baby. So does this mean our kid will be bi-lingual? HA! I hadnt thought of that. No one knows Gallifreyan on Earth unless we go visit Susan. Amys eyes lit up at the thought. Oh Doctor! Could we? I would love to invite her to my baby shower! I was kidding! How are we going to explain why my granddaughter looks older than me? Well we could make something up! You are good at that! Can we find out when the shower will be first? I dont want to be here to long. Do you not like my parents Doctor?

What? No its not that! You know how I am Pond! I dont like to stay in one place to long! Yeah I know! I dont want to stay for too long either. The Doctor and Amy fell asleep with him holding her. He could already feel the bulge of her belly. Good night Mummy and Daddy! Good night baby! The Doctor told his unborn child. THE NEXT DAY (AUGUST 15, 2010) Amys mum knocked on the door to her daughters room. Amy Doctor! Are you awake? Givemefivemoreminutes. Amy mumbled into her pillow. The Doctor was already down the hall taking a shower. He stopped dead in his tracks when he saw Pam Pond at the door. Good morning Pam. He hoped he didnt sound too nervous. Ohhh! Good morning Doctor! My he is fit! Pamela Pond thought. The Doctor noticed Pam staring at him like he was a piece of meat. Doctor I was just trying to get Amy up. I didnt know you were up already. Pam was trying her best to keep staring at the Doctors face. Oh yeah. Im an early riser. Dont worry Ill get Pond up. Good her baby shower is in three hours. She needs to get up for it. Three hours? What happened to having it in a few weeks? Oh I realized we cant wait that long. So I invited everyone today. Are you going to stay for it? The Doctor had never been to a human baby shower before. The ones on Gallifrey the whole planet went. So many Time Lords in funny hats! He wondered how Pam had gotten everything together so fast. This is a small town she probably ran around and invited everyone. Am I allowed to? Course if Amy wants you there. Alright then! Ill go wake her up and tell her! Good! You better get dressed too! I dont want my neighbors to see a naked man in my house! Theyll go mad! The Doctor blushed and ran into the room. Pond! Pond! Wake up! Hey! What! You have to get up! Why? The baby shower is in 3 hrs! What! I thought it was in weeks! So did I but your mother just told me its today. Oh Shit! Language Pond! Oh shut up!

Pond dont make me spank you! You wouldnt dare! My bum still hurts from the last time! Well you asked for it! You know you loved it! Oh shut up and get dressed! Amy took off for the shower and the Doctor got dressed. Amy got dressed in a long flowy green top and jeans. She put on some cute heels and decided she looked pretty good. The Doctor was in the bedroom fussing with his hair. Amy walked in and asked How do I look? Pond are you mad! Why are you wearing heels? What! Do they not go with this outfit? NO! You could fall and hurt our little Time Lady! Amy chuckled. The Doctor was so overprotective sometimes. Sure it was nice when she was in danger, like the time she was captured by Silurians. It was hot when he beat up a Dalek. But here on her home planet it was a bit much. Raggedy, Ill be fine! Trust me! Ok Pond! But if you fall Im taking it out on your bum! Well maybe Ill fall on purpose then! OHHH!!! Kidding Doctor! Do you want me to stay Pond? Sure thatd be nice. Will I be the only male there? I dont know. Probably the only Time Lord. When Amy heard herself say Time Lord her eyes went wide. Doctor we have to ask Susan! Pond I dont know where she is! he lied. Of course he knew. He had always known. He talked to her every week, since he dropped her off. He had visited her on birthdays and holidays since he was his 1st self. Doctor are you lying to me? Damn she knows me to well. Fine Pond! Ill go get her! Can I come? No, you stay here. Ill be back in five minutes. Thats what you said last time! Pond! Please! I promise! Ill be back with Susan! Amy suddenly had a thought. Doctor Can you bring Sarah Jane and Martha too? What? Please! They have lives Pond; they arent going to drop whatever they are doing just to come to a baby shower! Doctor its your kids baby shower! Any friend of yours will definitely drop whatever they are doing to go with you! Fine Ill see what I can do! Thanks baby!

Youre welcome Pond. Go help your Mother do something. Ok. Amy walked out and went to help her Mother. The Doctor walked out the door mumbling how women drove him crazy. Wheres he off to then? Oh he went to get some friends of ours for the shower. Oh. Will he be back in time? Mum he has a time machine! In the TARDIS The Doctor picked up his mobile phone. He dialed Sarah Jane Smiths number. He heard the line ring and a young woman picked it up. Hello? He recognized the voice as that of Rani Chandra. Hi is Sarah there? Sarah Jane? Yes Sarah. Yeah hold on. Sarah Jane its for you. Who is it? I dont know someone who keeps calling you Sarah. Sarah Jane froze. It was him again. I wonder what he needs my help for this time. Hello? Sarah! Hi! Doctor! Its so good to hear from you again! Hows Amy? Shes fine Sarah. Actually shes why Im calling. Oh? Yes she is having a baby shower and she would love for you to attend. I would love to! When is it? In 2 hrs. Oh that close. That wont give me time to get a gift! Oh its alright! You being there is gift enough! Can you make it? Hold on. Sarah Jane was telling her companions about the baby shower. Luke and Clyde werent interested. Rani was. She grabbed the phone from Sarah Jane. Can I come? Yeah Rani. Who are you? How do you know my name? Its me The Doctor. Rani dropped the phone. Its him! Its the Doctor! Sarah Jane picked up the phone. Sorry about that Doctor! So what do you say lot you want go? The boys still didnt. Rani still did. Im in Doctor. Rani just has to ask her folks. Ill be there in five Sarah. Rani ran back home and asked her parents if she could go. They said she could. Rani ran back into the Attic right as the TARDIS was appearing.

The Doctor stepped out. Sarah! Doctor! The two hugged as if they hadnt seen each other in ages. Good to see you Sarah! Rani, Clyde, Luke! Nice to see you again! Rani will you be joining us? Hold on Who are you? Rani asked him again. Rani its me The Doctor! I just talked to you on the phone! You dont look like him! Rani was confused. Regeneration. Luke told Clyde. Very good Luke! You are a genius! Oh thank you sir! So shall we ladies? The two took hold of the Doctors arms and went into the TARDIS with him. I dont get it. What happened to the other Doctor? Sarah can you please explain to our young friend here? I have to make some calls. The Doctor grabbed his mobile once again. He dialed his granddaughters number. Sarah Jane explained Regeneration to Rani. Grandfather! Susan my love! Its good to hear your voice! Grandfather you talked to me last week! I know but it feels longer. Listen Susan are you busy? No not really Grandfather why? My well, my girlfriend wants you to come to her baby shower. You have a girlfriend Grandfather?! Susan imagined her old Grandfather with his cane having a girlfriend. Even though she knew he didnt look like that anymore. Yes I do Susan. She would love to meet you. Well that sounds great Grandfather! I would love to when? Now. Susan heard the noise that she had grown to love over the years as the TARDIS appeared in her living room. The Doctor popped out to get his Granddaughter. Grandfather is that you? Yes hello Susan! Oh Grandfather! Its so good to see you! She ran to him and hugged him. Yes it is Susan! Come we have someone else to pick up! Oh! OK! Susan walked in holding the Doctors hand. She was surprised to see two other women in the TARDIS. Well one woman and a teenager. Susan this is Sarah Jane Smith and Rani Chandra. The women exchanged Hellos. Who are you? Rani asked.

Oh Im the Doctors Granddaughter. Really! Wow! Doctor are we going to the shower now? No Sarah we still have one more person to pick up. The Doctor dialed Marthas number. Hello this is Dr. Jones. Dr. Jones this is the Doctor! Doctor! Hi! Whats up? Are you busy? No not particularly. Why you need my help saving the Universe again? No I want you to attend a baby shower. Whose? Amys. Whos the father? Yours truly. Martha spit out the coffee she had been drinking. You! Oh hell yeah Ill go! For Amy of course! Right. Well see you in five! Alright. Martha wondered who the we was. She heard the TARDIS appear in her office. It was a slow day and she didnt really have much work. The Doctor ran out to greet Martha. Martha! Doctor! Hold on. I just have to tell the boss Im leaving. Sure. Ill wait here. The Doctor sat in Marthas office chair. Oh you can come with me. I think you will want to see my boss. Just then the Doctor heard a voice. Hey Babe you ready? In walked Mickey Smith. Oh I didnt know you were busy. Ill come back later. No Mickey. I was just about to go on a trip. Want to come? A trip? Where? With who? The Doctor just sat staring at the man. That was when Mickey Smith looked around the room and noticed the blue box he thought he would never see again. WHAT! NO! It cant be! He looked around the room confused. He saw the man in Marthas chair staring at him. Where was the Doctor? He thought. Well Martha where is the Doctor? Still an idiot I see. The man in the chair said. Mickey turned around insulted that some stranger was calling him an idiot. Only one person or rather Time Lord called him that and got away with it. Wait a minute! Mickey stared at the man. Boss? Is that you?

Hello Mickey! Boss you regenerated again! You look great! Thanks! Its been a long time Mickey! The two men hugged. It has. So where are you taking my wife? To a baby shower. Want to come? Any other blokes going to be there? Just me Im afraid. Ill pass but thanks. Maybe I can join you on an adventure next time. Sure thatd be fantastic! Good bye Boss! See ya Mickey! Shall we Dr. Jones? The Doctor took Marthas arm. Of course Doctor! Ill see ya later Mickey! The Doctor and Martha walked in the TARDIS. Martha noticed Sarah Jane Smith and two other women she didnt know were already in the TARDIS. Sarah Jane! Hi! Martha good to see you! Susan walked up to Martha, Hi Im Susan Campbell. Nice to meet you. Hi Im Martha Jones. Hi, Im Rani Chandra. Hi Rani, Martha. Well ladies lets go! Ponds going to be upset I didnt get back in five minutes! He set the TARDIS in motion and shouted GERONIMO! All the women fell backward. They got up just as the TARDIS landed. Sorry about that. So this child ,they will be my Aunt or Uncle? Weird! Aunt, Susan. I can already tell its a girl, she speaks Gallifreyan to me. Oh she does? Do you think shell talk to me? Maybe we can try. Amy had heard the TARDIS and went outside to wait. She stood right at the door knowing Raggedy would come out first. The Doctor stepped out and Pond was right in front of him. AHHH! POND YOU ALMOST MADE MY HEARTS EXPLODE! Youre late! The Doctor rolled his eyes. I had to pick up people by your request! Excuse me for being late! Did they come? Amy tried to look around the Doctor. Yes they came and one extra person. Hope thats ok. Of course it is. The Doctor stepped out of the way to let the others out. Sarah Jane! Martha! Thank you for coming! Oh Amy we wouldnt miss it Martha told her.

I brought a friend she wanted to come. Sarah Jane said waving over a young teenage girl. Rani this is Amy. Its her baby shower. Sarah Jane told her. Hi. Thanks for letting me come! Congratulations! Thank you! Im so excited! Finally Susan came over to Amy. Hello Im Susan. Congratulations! I can tell you make Grandfather very happy! Hello Susan! Its great to meet you! He makes me happy as well! Grandfather said that she talks to him. Do you mind if I try? Sure. Go ahead. Susan tried to make contact with the child. Hello Niece Susan! I know my Daddy misses you and loves you! I cant wait to meet you! Thank you! I cant wait to meet you either! She says she knows you love me Grandfather and she cant wait to meet me. Amy noticed the baby kicked her when talking to Susan too. It must be a Time Lord/Lady thing. Yes I heard Susan. Oh of course you did Grandfather! Amy! her mum was calling her Come on and bring your friends inside! Were coming Mum! Amy went inside with her friends. She introduced them to her Mother. Her Father had already gone down to the pub. Finally everyone had arrived. They sat down to eat and then games were to be played. The Doctor looked around the room and he was the only male there. Whos he? Someone in the crowd asked. Oh thats The Doctor. Amys Mum answered. Whats he doing here? Hes the Father. Oh. The Doctor and Susan were reminiscing about Gallifrey and how they wished they could take the baby there. Remember the awful clothes we had to wear Grandfather? Susan whispered. Oh dont remind me Susan! The Doctor knew the clothing infants and children wore on Gallifrey was traditional and had been handed down from generation to generation. Only adult Time Lords/Ladies wore the funny hats. Attention Everyone! We are going to start playing games now! The first one will be the toilet paper game. In this one we each take a strip of paper how ever much or little. Get as much as you think that will cover the Mummys belly. Amys Mum told the guests. Rolls of Toilet Paper were handed out amongst the guests. Are you going to play Grandfather? Susan asked. I dont see why not. It is my child after all. The Doctor calculated how big Amys stomach was versus how many sheets he would need. He picked the correct number of sheets. Everyone took turns placing their guesses around Amys belly.

No one came close, not even the intelligent Sarah Jane, Martha, Rani, or Susan. The Doctor went last and his guess was perfect! He won the prize which was a bath set of lotion, shower gel, and bath salts. The scent was cucumber melon, which the Doctor seemed to enjoy. At least its not apple scented. He thought. Are you going to use those? Amy wanted to know. Of course I won it didnt I? Well just this once can you pretend you arent a genius so some other people can win prizes? Oh. Sure. I guess. Susan won the Baby Bingo. Her prize was a bottle of Fergie OUTSPOKEN perfume. Susan rather enjoyed the human singer known as Fergie and she loved the smell of the perfume. Rani won the Baby word scramble game. Rani loved her prize which was a red necklace and earring set. The Doctor knew he could have won all the games, but he told Pond he would let others win. Besides what would he do with a womans perfume and jewelry set? Give them to Pond probably. Martha won the Dont Say Mummys name Game. This game involved wearing dummy necklaces and the person with the most at the end of the shower won. Martha decided not to mention Amys name at all by not even speaking to her. The Doctor kept yelling Pond! Usually this game just involved Mummys first name, but since the Doctor called her Pond so often they decided to include her surname in the game. Pond this game is too hard! I cant go without saying your name first or last for one more hour! Each person started with 2 necklaces. The Doctor wore them as bracelets. Martha took away Sarah Janes when Sarah Jane said Amy I love your shoes! Sarah Jane you said her name! Hand over a necklace! Oh darn! This game is hard! Doctor give me your bracelet please! Martha told him. He handed over the necklace he wore as a bracelet and thought it wasnt fair that they included her surname in the game as well. If he had been his 10th self he would have surely lost as well since he referred to everyone by their full names at all times. Martha was like a necklace bandit. Snatching peoples necklaces left and right. Martha won some new mascara, a gorgeous eye shadow palette, and a new lipstick. The Doctor thought these were odd prizes for a baby shower. But what do I know Im not even human. He told himself. Finally all the food had been eaten, all the punch was gone, all the games played, and all the presents had been opened. The guests left leaving Amy, her Mum, The Doctor, Martha, Sarah Jane, Rani, and Susan to clean up. Thank God we used paper plates. We can just recycle them. Pam told everyone. Yes! Thank Rassilon! The Doctor exclaimed. Who? Pam asked. Susan nudged her Grandfather.

What! Oh no one. Never mind. I thought you were Catholic Doctor. Me? What! Oh! Yes I am Pam! Definitely! The Doctor noted to himself to go study the Catholic faith. Or maybe go meet a Pope. But which one? The Doctor and his friends helped Amy and her Mum clear the table of plates, napkins, and utensils. I wish I had a Dalek shell. The Doctor said out of nowhere. Why? Amy asked. I always thought they would make good bins! I remember this one time my first. Never mind. He was about to say he remembered when his first self and his companion Ian Chesterfield or was it Chesterton? Yes Chesterton had crawled into a Dalek shell. It was very amusing for them. Pamela Pond thought the Doctor was very odd at times. She thought he was the weirdest human she had ever met. Ok Pam is kind of thick and she thinks that the Doctor invented the TARDIS like Doc Brown invented the Delorean Time Machine. So basically she thinks the Doctor is a super genius human. Not a has two hearts and can change my face alien. Doctor what do you think the baby is? Martha asked. Oh its a Girl Martha. At least he hopes its a Girl. Watch him be wrong. Pam laughed. The Doctor looked at Pam with his serious face and said No Pam. She is a Girl! I know! How do you know that then Doctor? Pamela Pond asked the 907 yr old. I I just do. I know just like I knew Susans Mother was a Girl. What does Susans Mother have to do with anything? They had told Pam Susan was an old friend of the Doctors. Now he was about to blow their cover. Susan stepped in Im not an old friend of The Doctors. Im his Niece. Well why didnt you tell me that in the first place? Well our family is estranged and I know my Mother would not like it if I were here. I guess it felt better to lie. Im sorry. Its ok dear. Wait Doctor you told me all your family was gone; in a fire. The Doctor noticed the sadness in Susans voice when she said the word Mother. Susan I cant have you lie for me. Its time I told the truth. Grandfather. Grandfather? You just said he was your Uncle! Whats going on here? Raggedy are you sure you want to do this? Yes Pond. If Im going to have a family with you and marry you someday then your family needs to know the truth about me. There was that word again. That word that made Amy happy and petrified at the same time Marry. Martha, Rani, Sarah Jane, and Susan also noticed the M word but said nothing. Pam I need to tell you the truth about me and who I am. I think we should wait till Gus gets back.

Just then Augustus Pond walked into the house. Well how was the shower? Did I miss all the fun? Sweetheart I got this for you and the Doctor. He gave Amy a present. Thanks Dad. He looked around at all the women in the house and whispered Who are all these ladies Amy? Oh these are my friends Dad. This is Sarah Jane Smith, Rani Chandra, Martha Jones, and Susan Campbell. Susan is the Doctors Granddaughter. Hello nice to meet you all. Im sorry did you say Granddaughter? How? She looks years older then him! No offense dear. None taken. I hear that a lot. Gus the Doctor was about to tell us the truth about him. The Truth? What could that be? Gus wondered. Is the Doctor a kidnapper, a rapist, a serial murderer? Of course not! As we all know our Doctor is just a madman with a box who falls out of the sky and eats Fish Custard! The Ponds were about to find out just exactly who their daughters boyfriend really was. Lets all sit down. Ill explain everything. Especially about Susan here. He took his Granddaughters hand and held it tight. Everyone sat down and listened. Even the ones who had heard the story before and knew who the Doctor was. Even if he wasnt their Doctor they still loved him. Pam, Gus I dont know how you will take this but I must tell you. The Doctor took a deep breathe before continuing. Im not human. Sure I look human but as I told Pond here and my 10th self told Lady Christina de Sousa when they told me You look human. I told them you look Time Lord. Whats a Time Lord? Pam asked. Its what I am. Its my race. I am not of Earth. But you told me your home burned! That is true. My home planet Gallifrey did burn. It burned in the Last Great Time War. All my people are gone. Except for Susan and her children. Now I can start over with my child. So what you are telling us is that you are an alien and youre dating our daughter? Yes. I dont know what to believe anymore! What about her? Pam pointed at Susan. Susan is my Granddaughter as we mentioned before. The reason that I look so much younger is that I have regenerated while Susan has not. Susan has never regenerated, while I have many times. Whats regenerated mean? Gus finally spoke. Yeah I dont get it either. I know Sarah Jane explained to me but I still didnt understand. Well let me see if I can simplify it. When a Time Lord or Lady is about to die they can regenerate. This means they literally change every cell in their body. They turn into a completely different person, thus resulting in a new life. Well which number are you? Pam asked.

This is my 11th form. I was newly regenerated when I met Pond here. So what did you look like before? Gus wanted to know. The Doctor had an idea. Ill show you. He ran to the TARDIS and found his photo album that he and Amy had put together with all his past selves. He came back inside panting and excited. Here take a look. He shoved the book in Pams hands. She opened the book and saw many pictures of so many men. The companions also wanted to see. Sarah Jane saw the picture of her and the 3rd Doctor. She smiled at the memory. Martha noted one of her and 10. Susan found the one of the 1st Doctor and herself. Look Grandfather! Heres one of us! Yes Susan! Thats one of my favorites! Would you like it? Oh Grandfather I cant take it! Well at least let the TARDIS make you a copy! Oh I would love that! Thank you Grandfather! Martha and Sarah Jane tried not to get jealous of the Doctors Thats one of my favorites comment. Of course it was. Susan was his blood. Surely a picture of the two of them together was close to his hearts. Well this is amazing! Gus looked through the photos. Doctor shall we open our last present? Amy asked her Raggedy man. Oh yes love! Do open it! Amy ripped open the package and saw a soft pink photo album. Oh Dad! Thank you! I love it! She showed it to the Doctor. Its perfect for our Girl Gus! Thank you! Youre welcome Doctor! I saw it and thought it would be perfect for my first Granddaughter. Just then Amy felt the babies heartbeat or in her case heartbeats. Doctor! Pond. What is it? I just felt her hearts! Oh really! The Doctor pulled out his stethoscope and put it on Amys stomach. She yelped at the coldness of the instrument. Ahhh, its cold! Sorry! Just have to check her hearts. The Doctor heard it. The double heartbeat. The one that told him this little Girl would be more Time Lord than Human. Well I figured that since she speaks Gallifreyan. He told himself. Yes Pond she definitely has two hearts! He beamed like he used to when he was 10. Two hearts! My Granddaughter has two hearts! Amys Mum was in shock. Mum calm down! Yes she has two hearts! Shes apparently more Time Lord than Human. Raggedy how much more Time Lord will she be than Human? Amy turned to her Time Lord boyfriend.

Well I believe she will be Time Lord and Human. So she will be crazy like you? Amy teased. Oi! Watch it Pond! I just hope she is Ginger like you! Sarah Jane had been listening intently and remembering her Doctor. The 3rd Doctor. She remembered meeting him and watching him die. She was then a companion of the 4th Doctor for a while, but she never forgot her first Doctor. Does anyone? Martha also remembered her Doctor, which was the 10th. She missed his smile and laugh and the way he said Martha Jones, ALLONS-Y! and MOLTO BENE! Martha and Sarah Jane started tearing up. Martha, Sarah are you two ok? Sorry Doctor I was just thinking of my time with you. Sarah Jane told him. I was too Doctor. I guess I just miss you. Well the You I knew. Oh! Its alright ladies. Just know I remember everything. Every moment I ever spent with both of you. Its all up here! The Doctor tapped his head. Silence fell among the group. Well shall I take you lot home? The Doctor turned to his companions. It has been a long day but a good time. Sarah Jane said. Oh Doctor. I wish I didnt have to leave! (Again) Martha told him. Ahh Martha Jones! I will miss you! But I did promise your husband an adventure soon, so I will see you again. Grandfather I had a fabulous time! I cant wait till my Aunt is born! Oh I cant wait either Susan! Ill want you there of course. He looked around at his friends. Ill want you all there! Even me? Rani asked. Yes Rani even you! Youre my mate too! Rani smiled at him and laughed. Lets get going then! Can I come? He heard Pond repeat that question again. He had the urge to say Ill be back in five minutes. Do I even look like People? to her. It had become a game between the two every time she asked that question. This time Pond, you most definitely can come! Great! Thanks Raggedy! Susan snickered at her Grandfathers nickname. Oi! Susan! Watch it! Sorry Grandfather! Susan laughed. Hold on! I have an idea! The Doctor went and grabbed his digital camera from the TARDIS. He took a picture of himself, all the Ponds, Martha, Sarah, Susan, and Rani. Theres one for the photo album! Ok now, lets go! Come along Pond! Everyone except the elder Ponds made their way to the TARDIS. The Doctor opened the door and let his companions go in ahead of him. He noticed Martha and Sarah Jane still looked sad. For old times sake he decided to say a word he hadnt said since he regenerated. Who do we take home first?

Well I guess Rani and I should get back. I need to get back to Luke and Clyde. Im sure Haresh and Gita are expecting Rani back soon. As you wish Sarah. He looked at Martha. Hey Martha Jones! Martha noticed that he had used her surname, like he used to do when he was HER Doctor. Yes Doctor? He set the TARDIS in motion and screamed ALLONS-Y! Martha laughed and clapped her hands. Whats Allons-y? Amy asked. Something I used to say when Martha was my companion. It means Lets go in French. Oh I like Geronimo better. Amy told her Raggedy. He shrugged. Well I was a different man back then. Literally. The TARDIS then landed in Sarah Janes attic. They were still in the TARDIS when The Doctor pulled Sarah Jane aside. Sarah, are you sure you are alright? Oh yes Doctor. Im fine. Sarah have you ever thought of finding someone? Doctor thats personal! Besides no one compares to you. I I love you. Amy heard Sarah Jane say that she loved the Doctor. She waited to hear his response. Oh Sarah! My Sarah! I love you too. You are one of my best mates! He still considered Donna Noble his best friend ever. He kissed Sarah atop of her head. Ill always be here for you Sarah. You know that. I just couldnt be with you in that way. Oh I know Doctor. Im happy for you. I guess this is Goodbye then Doctor. Oh Sarah! You can always call if youre missing me. Besides you have to be there when my little Girl is born! I will see you again. Thats right Doctor. Well goodbye for now then! The two hugged and he smoothed her hair. Good bye Sarah. Ill see you soon. Goodbye Rani! Ill see you soon yeah? Sure Doctor! Bye! She ran and hugged the Time Lord. They said goodbye to the others and left the TARDIS. The Doctor then had to take Martha back to her husband. Shes right ya know. Martha told him. What? Who? About what? Sarah Jane. No woman in her right mind gets over you once she knows you. Oh come on Martha. Youre married now! Stop it! Martha laughed. Doctor I love Mickey, but if I had to chose between you and him. I dont know. I mean if the Universe were at stake (which it usually is around the Doctor) and I absolutely had to choose. I probably wouldnt choose Mickey.

The Doctor couldnt believe his old companion was saying this. He knew Martha had fancied him, but he never knew she cared that much. He decided to use the old regeneration excuse. Well Martha you were in love with me when I was him. He pointed to his former selves picture. Im not him anymore so therefore I would think you dont have those feelings for me anymore. She laughed again. You dont get it do you Time Lord? The Doctor thought if she had been Donna that sentence would have ended with Spaceman or Sunshine. Get What? At this point Amy stepped in It doesnt matter what you look like. Amy gets it. I mean I still see him Doctor. The man you used to be. I see him in your eyes, or the way you taste things. The way you care about your companions. Its all very him! Whether you look like you do now, or like someone else doesnt matter. You are still the same Doctor inside. The way you save the Universe over and over. The way you console a companion or tell them how wonderful they are when they are down on themselves. That will never change about you no matter if you are Ginger or not. Thats what I love about you! Martha was in tears by this time. Oh Martha! Martha come here! The Doctor held her and consoled her. She pulled away This. This is exactly what I mean. Your caring nature, it never will change. Oh Martha youre right. I do care. Ive always cared. Every time I loose someone my hearts break a little more. I am hoping with the birth of my daughter I can be happy once again. As he said those last words the TARDIS landed in Martha and Mickeys yard. Here we are Martha. Back home. Yeah. I guess its time to go. Martha wiped her eyes. She didnt want Mickey to see her crying. Martha said goodbye to Amy and Susan. Ill see ya soon yeah? Of course Martha! If you need help saving the world or just want to talk. Call me! I will Doctor. Bye! Martha walked out of the TARDIS. The Doctor turned tears of his own in his eyes. Well off we go! Susan had been watching the interaction silently. She never knew what a profound impact her Grandfather had on his companions lives. Especially the women, they all seemed to fall in love with him. Grandfather are you alright? What? Oh I. Yeah Fine! Oh Grandfather I wish I could stay! Why dont you Susan? Amy and I would love it!

I cant Grandfather! I have Joe at home to take care of. Plus David would miss me. Joe was Susans 12 year old son. Susan had 3 sons and one daughter. Mary was 25 and was a school teacher. She had 2 children of her own. A boy named Thomas and a girl named Jennifer. Martin Susans son was 34 a veterinarian and had one child. A girl named Lydia. Susans other son Peter was 24 a Computer Repair man and had one child a boy named George. Oh right. So how are the Great and Great Great grandchildren? The Doctor asked. Oh everyone is fine Grandfather. They will surely be happy to add another baby to the family. Oh yes. I would hope so! I cant wait! He grinned again. They will be excited to know I saw you again Grandfather. Give them all my love Susan. Of course Grandfather! Susan had instilled her Time Lord heritage in her children. They knew all about their Great and Great Great Grandfather The Doctor. They also spoke and wrote Gallifreyan. Peter and Mary had some classes together in school and would write each other notes in Gallifreyan. To anyone else it just looked like symbols. The only ones who could read it were their Mother and of course their Great Grandfather. When they had children, they also instilled the Gallifreyan language and heritage of the Time Lords into their children. There were too many Greats to remember so whenever the Doctor saw his Great and Great Great Grandchildren everyone would just call him Grandfather. like Susan. The TARDIS soon landed in Susans living room. Well here we are. I will see you soon Susan. Goodbye Grandfather! I will expect a call when my Aunt is born! Of course Susan! Oh Susan hold on! The Doctor went to a room in the TARDIS and he returned shortly. Here you can keep the original. Ive had it for so long. Its your turn. I made myself a copy see. He held up a copy of the old black and white photo. Oh Grandfather! Thank you! I love it! Now I can show everyone how you used to look. They always ask but I didnt have a picture of when I traveled with you. Oh Susan that is great! I will see you soon my dear! Yes Grandfather. I love you. I love you too Susan. Amy it was nice to meet you. Im glad you will be the mother of my Aunt. Niece Susan tell my Mummy that I want her to read to me tonight. Susan and the Doctor heard the baby say in English. Thank you Susan! Thats very sweet. I loved meeting you! It was fantastic! Great to meet you too! She wants you to read to her tonight. Oh she does? Yes. Susan and the Doctor said. Susan left the TARDIS in tears. Well Pond. Ready to go home? Why does everyone cry when they leave you? She asked in all seriousness. I dont know. Maybe they think they will never see me again. Although it is true. Some never do see me again.

Doctor Susans kids. Yeah what about them? Do they all have two hearts? Yes they do. I was there when they were all born. Susans doctors were surprised when they gave her a checkup and found out that they had two hearts. I remember when Martin was born. Susan told me she had a sonogram and the baby was to be a boy. Although she knew way before the doctors did. She told me they told her that her baby had two hearts and they couldnt figure out why. So she had the same connection with her children that you have with ours? Oh yes Pond. She did. So what shall we read to our little Time Lady? I dont know does the TARDIS have childrens books? Im not sure. Never had a child in the TARDIS before. Doctor Will she be safe then? Our baby. Certainly Pond! The TARDIS will let no harm come to her. If she did I would cut her up and use her for firewood! And give up traveling? What would we do? We would settle Pond. Settle in a town with our child. I suppose we would have to get jobs as well. Amy told him. Ahh yes. You wouldnt be able to be a kissogram anymore though. Oh of course not! The TARDIS had groaned at the cut her up for firewood comment. Oh I know you would old gal! What did she say? She said she would keep our baby safe because she loves us. Awww thats so sweet! Pond didnt your Mother buy some books for us? I think she did Doctor. Shall we go pick up our stuff? I dont feel much like staying there anymore. I know you are itching to leave. That I am Pond. I dont like the way your Mother looks at me. Like she wants to make love to you? Yeah like that! It creeps me out! Amy laughed. Lets go Raggedy. This time the Doctor set the coordinates for Ponds former home. GERONIMO! The Ponds once again heard the familiar noise of the blue box. Well here we are once again Pond. Lets go get our stuff. The Doctor grabbed Pond by the arm before she could exit the TARDIS. He kissed her passionately before releasing her. Amy stumbled a bit in the Doctors arms. Ohhh Doctor! Yes Pond? he whispered huskily in her ear. Lets get the hell out of here! she told him. The two exited the TARDIS to gather their belongings. Amy I thought you had left again! her Mum exclaimed.

Amy felt that she was still aroused from the Doctors kiss. Mum I have to go! Its been a nice visit! Thanks for everything! Ill see ya soon! Oh. Well if you must go. It was a nice visit though. It was Mum. Yeah I have to go help the Doctor fight Fight what? Amys Dad came out of the house at that time. Her Mum turned to talk to her Husband. Amy is leaving already Gus. As Pam and Gus were talking The Doctor showed Amy the psychic paper. It read Vashta Nerada. It was the first thing that had popped into the Doctors head. Amy dont forget this. Her Dad held out the pink photo album. Thanks Dad. I wont forget it. Amy handed it to the Doctor so he could put it in the TARDIS. Amy what were you saying you had to go fight? her Mum asked. Oh I have to go fight Vashta Nerada Mum. Oh. Well thanks for visiting! Hope to see you soon! Course Mum. Ill be back before you know it. Amy and the Doctor went inside What the hell is a Vashta Nerada? Something I never hope to meet again. Alright I have our PJs and some onesies can you get the rest? Yeah Pond. Ill get it! The Doctor gathered the books, toys, and onesies. He also took the set he had won at the baby shower. Amy I wish you could stay. Are you sure you are able to be fighting creatures? Mum the Doctor will keep me safe! He always does. Except for the time I got sucked into the Earth, locked in the Pandorica, trapped alone in the TARDIS and almost turned into stone. Amy thought. Well you better check in. I want to see you again before this baby is born! I will Mum! I promise! Amy hugged her Mum goodbye. Dad Ill see ya soon. She hugged her little Dad. Oh Amy. Be careful! I will Dad! The Doctor hugged Pamela Pond. Nice to see you again Pam. Great to see you to Doctor. Take care of her! Oh I will! Definitely! Good bye Gus! Doctor. Make sure my little girl gets the care she needs. The Doctor couldnt resist this time. He looked the man in the eyes and said Trust me. Im the Doctor. The Ponds waved goodbye to the couple and watched the time machine de-materialize. So Doctor. What did we learn today? Well I learned what human infants wear. Im talking about Martha and Sarah Jane.

Oh them. What about it? They told you they were in love with you! Like I told Martha they were in love with the versions of me that they knew! Amy decided to change the subject. She knew that her Doctor loved her and would never betray her. She still got jealous when another woman hit on or told the Doctor they loved him. I really enjoyed meeting Susan. It was great to see her again! So what do we do now Pond? Were all alone. I thought we were going to read to the baby? Oh yeah. I forgot. The Doctor looked at the books that Pam had bought. How about this one? he showed Amy The Tale of Peter Rabbit. By Beatrix Potter. Oh I loved that book as a kid! Ill read it to her. Ive never heard of it. Is it good? Amy looked at him in amazement. Youve never heard of it! Its a classic! Amy, Im Gallifreyan remember? Oh. I keep forgetting. You look so human. No you look Time Lord. Amy rolled her eyes at him. Oh shut up! Lets go read this! The TARDIS had made them a nursery already. They hadnt seen it as they had been out of the TARDIS. Oh this is gorgeous! Amy looked around the room. I love it! Thank you girl! The TARDIS groaned welcome to the couple. Sit here Pond and read us the story. Alright. Amy sat in the rocking chair. They noticed the TARDIS had put in two rocking chairs. One for Amy and one for The Doctor. The Doctor sat at his chair and listened to Pond read. Pond read in her gorgeous Scottish accent. The Tale of Peter Rabbit by Beatrix Potter. Once Upon a time there were four little Rabbits-Flopsy, Mopsy, Cottontail, and Peter. They lived with their Mother under the root of a very big fir tree. My dears, said Mrs. Rabbit one morning, you may play in the fields, but dont go into Mr. McGregors garden. Run along and dont get into mischief. Flopsy, Mopsy, and Cottontail, who were good little bunnies, went down the lane to gather blackberries but Peter who was very naughty ran straight away into Mr. McGregors garden, and squeezed under the gate! First he ate some lettuce and beans and radishes. And then he went to look for some parsley. But whom should he meet but Mr. McGregor! Mr. McGregor ran after Peter, calling out Stop thief!

Peter was very frightened, for he had forgotten the way back to the gate. He lost one of his shoes among the cabbages and the other shoe among the potatoes. Peter ran and ran right into a gooseberry net, and got caught by the large buttons on his jacket. Peter shed big tears. Some friendly sparrows heard him crying Oh please try to free yourself, they said. Mr. McGregor found Peter-but Peter wriggled out just in time, leaving his jacket behind him. After a time, Peter was so tired that he began to wander about, going lippity-lippitylippity. He found a door in a wall, but it was locked. An old mouse was running along the stone doorstep, carrying peas and beans to her family in the woods. Please, mouse, which way to the gate? asked Peter. But the mouse had such a large pea in her mouth that she could not answer. She only shook her head at him. Peter began to cry. Peter wandered until he came to a pond, where a white cat was staring at some goldfish. She sat very, very still, but now and then the tip of her tail twitched. Suddenly, Peter heard the noise of a hoe-scr-r-ritch, scratch, scratch, scratch, scritch. There was Mr. McGregor hoeing onions- and just beyond him was the gate! Peter started running as fast as he could go. Mr. McGregor caught sight of him at the corner, but Peter was able to slip underneath the gate, and was safe at last in the woods outside the garden. Mr. McGregor hung up the little jacket and the shoes for a scarecrow to frighten the blackbirds. Peter never stopped running till he got home, where he flopped down upon the nice soft sand. Now what has Peter done with his nice jacket and shoes? His mother wondered. I am sorry to say that Peter was not very well that evening. His mother put him to bed, and made him some tea. But Flopsy, Mopsy, and Cottontail had bread and milk and blackberries for supper. Amy closed the book. So what did you think Doctor? Oh Pond that was wonderful! Daddy I loved that book! Mummys voice is so pretty! She told me she loves the book and your voice is pretty Pond! Awww thats so cute! The Doctor looked at his watch and yawned. Shall we go to bed then Raggedy? Amy asked him with seduction in her voice. The Doctor picked Pond up and asked her huskily Do you love me Pond? Of course youre My Raggedy Doctor! Do you know how much I love you Pond? How much? Do you want me to show you? Oh yes Please! The Doctor carried Pond into their room.

He told his baby to close her eyes because he was going to do things to Mummy he didnt want her seeing. The Doctor kissed Ponds neck which he knew drove her crazy. Doctor it feels like so long since we have had each other! In reality it was a couple days, but you know how Wibbly Wobbly Timey Wimey everything is in the TARDIS. Amy felt her whole body shiver under the Doctor. She could feel herself getting very wet. Raggedy I need you! How much Pond? His voice was full of arousal. Very much! The Doctor pulled off Ponds top and started playing with her breasts. He bit her right breast and pinched her left. A groan escaped Amy. OOOOOO Did you enjoy that Pond? HMMM was all Amy responded. Ill take that as a yes. He gently slipped off Amys bra. This time not using the sonic. He fondled her breasts some more. Raggedy! Amy moaned. The Doctor loved turning her on and teasing her. Who am I baby? He started unbuttoning and unzipping Amys jeans. Amy couldnt answer him because she was in Bliss just from him fondling her breasts. He was right on top of Amy now. He lifted himself up so he could take off Ponds jeans. He noticed she wasnt wearing any knickers. He asked Amy again. Who am I baby? The Doctor! Amy moaned. Whos Doctor? he started fingering Amy. She wanted more and lifted her hips so he could finger her faster. My Doctor! Amy was grinding against his finger. He slid in three more fingers. Amys eyes widened and she ground herself faster against his fingers. You like that dont ya baby? MMMMM was all he got in response. Pond I want you to call me by my name before I fuck you. Amy had never heard the Doctor curse so she was shocked when he did. She gained composure and said Doctor you just cursed! So I did Pond! Now do as I say or I wont fuck you tonight. Amy was puzzled he wanted her to call him Doctor? He was still fingering Amy and she couldnt stand it anymore. Call me by my name Pond! My Proper name! I Dont Know.. It! The Doctor took his fingers out of Pond and whispered in her ear.

My name is Theta Sigma. I want you to call me Theta! Then Ill fuck you so bad you wont be able to walk till our kids 18! Amy was in shock that the Doctor had even told her his name and that he would fuck her that hard. Can you do that for me Pond? Amy was still soaking wet and she needed him bad! She just shook her head. Good! He went down on Pond and started playing with her clit and eating her out. Oh Fuck! This guys going to kill me! Amy thought. Amy was getting more turned on by the second. MMMM! She moaned. The Doctor looked up at her and again started fingering her. OHHHHH! Say my name love! I want to hear you say it! THETA! Amy screamed as she came all over the Doctors fingers. He then took his fingers out and ate her juices. God you taste fabulous Pond! Amy was still shaking. Amy was wondering where that side of him came from. The side of him that said the word fuck. Thats so hot. Amy told herself. The Doctor had a dark side. He finally broke when he had that whole Time Lord Victorious moment. This was just his dark side coming out again. He never meant to tell Pond he wanted to fuck her. Even though that is exactly what he wanted. He usually said it in nicer terms though. Amy noticed she was naked. How come Im the only naked one? She asked herself. Raggedy! The Doctor turned to Amy. The woman he loved. The woman he wanted to marry. Hell I just told her my name! I never do that! The Time Lord berated himself. Yeah Pond? Amy crossed her arms across her chest. How come Im the only naked one here? The Doctor looked down and he noticed he still had his cool bowtie and the rest of his clothes on. Amy also looked and noticed the Doctor had a very prominent erection. I think you need help with that baby! Be my guest Pond! Amy started ripping off the Doctors shirt. She giggled as she remembered the first time she made love to him and he said Oi Pond Stop destroying my clothes! Pond dont rip my clothes again! Oh the TARDIS can make you new ones! She yelled as she ripped off his shirt and watched again as the buttons popped off. The Doctor noticed that every time he made love to Pond she destroyed his shirts. Maybe I should stop wearing these shirts. Amy licked the Doctors nipple ever so slowly. OOHH!

She started sucking on his nipples as he had done to her. Damn Pond! You like that Raggedy? Fuck yes Amelia! Amy punched him in the arm when he said Amelia. OW!!! Its Amy or Pond! You know that! Sorry Sorry! Amy wriggled on the Doctors lap. She loved to tease him. She then ripped off his pants and boxers. Pond! I liked those pants! Amy rolled her eyes again and laughed. Oh you can get more! Shut up! Amys mouth went down on the Doctors erect cock. POOOONNNDDDDD! he screamed. Amys mouth was doing amazing things to him. He really felt like his hearts were about to burst. She couldnt stand it anymore, so she straddled him and let him slip inside. Amy started riding the Doctor like she would never do it again. FUUCCKKK POOONNNDDD!! OHHH DOOCCCTOORRR!!!! 30 minutes Later the Doctor and Pond had climaxed with each other. Ready to go again Doctor? Jeez Pond! Hold on! The Doctor and Pond rested for a few minutes. Ready Now? Pond were you always this horny? Or is it the pregnancy making you this horny? How do you think I got pregnant in the first place? Good point. Im ready now. This time The Doctor flipped Pond over. Who am I? Not this again! Who am I? he kissed her neck. The Doctor? You know what I want! Raggedy? Pond! Theta? Thank you Pond. The Doctor slid himself inside Amy. OHHHH!!! FASTER THETA! He thrust faster and faster inside her. AMMMMYYYY!!!! DOCCCCTOOOOORRRR!!! They climaxed together again. WHEW! POND THAT WAS INSANE!

Youre telling me! The Doctor prayed to Gallifrey that his baby had not heard or felt any of that. Doctor what was up with your dark side? I dont know Pond. It just came out. Did I scare you? No I loved it actually! It was hot! Oh well glad you loved it Pond. God you wore me out! You wore me out Pond! I almost regenerated! Amy threw a pillow at him. Shut up! Wouldnt it be funny if I regenerated into a woman? Amys eyes got wide. No it would not! Im not becoming a lesbian! Im kidding Pond! Calm down! Lets get some sleep. Im exhausted! The two turned out the light and lay down. Suddenly the Doctor heard a voice in the dark. Daddy what were you and Mummy doing? I heard lots of noise and I got scared! Oh Mummy and I were just playing a game. Its over now. Go to sleep little one. Good night Daddy! Good night little one! THE NEXT DAY The next day Amy and The Doctor woke up with love hangovers. The Doctor had a throbbing between his legs. Amy could barely walk. Oh God! I cant walk! She looked at the Doctor. Well you wanted it so stop complaining! Ow my cock hurts! Do you think we overdid it? Amy asked. Yeah. I would say so! Plus our daughter heard us! Amy looked down at her stomach. She did! Oh My God! Yes. She told me that she heard lots of noise and got scared! We also shouldnt curse in front of her! Youre the one that said Fuck! I know. Lets just float through space today huh Pond? Yeah that sounds good. Besides you like it when I say Fuck! Dont ya you dirty girl? Hell yeah I do! Its oh so damn hot! Ill remember that for next time! Next time wont be soon I dont think. No Amy definitely not! How about I make some breakfast Pond? Can you manage? I can. Youre the one that cant walk. True enough. You really did a number on me!

He smiled a mischievous smile. Once were all better Pond, Ill do a number on you again! OHH Doctor! Right Pond what would you like for breakfast? Waffles, Toast, Bacon and Eggs! Bacon! Pond are you insane! Amy remembered the first time she met him and gave him bacon. She giggled at the memory. Well its your fault I cant walk and I am pregnant with your baby! The Doctor thought Damn Pond pulled the pregnancy card! Ok Pond, Ill make you some Bacon, Waffles, Toast, and Eggs. Why do I love you so much Pond? Cause Im Gorgeous, Ginger, and Scottish? The Doctor laughed at Pond. Yes all of the above! The Doctor left Amy in bed and went to make her breakfast. He cooked the Eggs and Bacon using his Sonic to turn on the stove. I love my Sonic. He thought. He remembered when he was his 10th self and his screwdriver got destroyed by an MRI machine. He had looked at it and said I love my Sonic! He gagged when he cooked the bacon. He put the Waffles and Toast in the toaster. He made the same thing for himself minus the bacon of course. Here you go Pond. Breakfast in bed. Only the best for the mother of my child! Thank you love. It looks fabulous! Molto Bene! What? Oh nothing, just something I used to say when I was my 10th self. Doctor this tastes wonderful! Im starved after all that energy we spent last night. Me too Pond. The Doctor said with his mouth full. Doctor dont talk with your mouth full love! Sorry love! I didnt mean to. Its alright. Are you going to start calling me Theta now? he asked. Nah. I dont think so. Why not Pond? Well I got so used to calling you Doctor or Raggedy. I like those better. Oh alright thats fine with me. So Pond I know we said we would just float thru space, but now Im bored. Oh its very you to never stay still for to long! Im sorry Pond! You know me; Ive been like this all my lives! Well where should we go then love? Anywhere you want Pond! Anytime, any place. You can have it all! Amy had an idea. She remembered the book she had been reading to the Doctor and their child. She had always loved Beatrix Potter and wanted to meet her when she was little. Now was her chance.

Doctor Can we go meet Beatrix Potter? Who Pond? Beatrix Potter. Remember I read you the book last night? Oh right Pond! I would love to meet her! So off to meet Beatrix then? I cant wait Doctor! Right what year would that be Pond? Well after Peter Rabbit was published, so maybe September 1902? The Doctor set the coordinates for September 1902 London. The TARDIS jerked and wheezed as she took off. Amy toppled into the Doctors arms. Alright Pond? Yeah Im fine love. They heard the TARDIS land. Ready to see whats out there Pond? Yeah. Im nervous. Nervous why? Well we get to meet Beatrix Potter! She is my favorite childrens author! Oh Pond you are so cute when youre nervous! Shut up! Come along Pond! The two walked out and were smack in the middle of Victorian London. Oh I got one right! The Doctor exclaimed. Thank God! I would have been upset if you didnt get us to the right place! So lets go explore Pond! The Doctor took Amys hand again and they went exploring. The Doctor found a nice shop. Oh I love a little shop! I always have! Amy laughed. I love the fact that you get excited over a shop love! The two entered the shop. It turned out to be a bookstore. Hello sir may I help you? Ahh yes hello we were just browsing thank you. The Doctor and Amy looked around at all the books. Amy then heard a voice, a voice that she had never heard but she recognized the face from old photographs. Plus the fact that the voice was talking about Peter Rabbit. Doctor! Amy tugged on the Doctors sleeve. What Pond? Its her! Over there! How do you know? I recognize her! Well go say hello! Are you insane!!? Come with me! The Doctor (who had never had trouble making friends or enemies for that matter) took Ponds hand and walked right up to Beatrix Potter. He tapped her on the shoulder. She turned around to face the two.

Yes May I help you? Hello, arent you Ms. Beatrix Potter? Yes I am! Who are you? Hello nice to meet you, Im the Doctor! The Doctor stuck out his hand. Beatrix shook it with an odd look on her face. Nice to meet you Doctor. Who is that with you? Oh this is Amy Pond. Say hello Pond. He shook Amy a bit. H-eelllooo. She squeaked out. Ponds a bit shy. Shes a big fan! Fan? Oh yes it means she admires your work. Oh. Well thank you! I appreciate it. The Doctor pulled out a piece of paper and asked Ms. Potter would you mind giving Pond here an autograph? Beatrix had never heard of this word autograph She wondered who this Doctor was with his strange words. Autograph? Yes it means she would like your signature on this paper. He held out the paper to her. Why? Well you are very famous Ms. Potter. Or you will be one day. Pond here has loved your books since she was a child! She just read our child Peter Rabbit last night. I very much enjoyed it having never heard it myself. Beatrix looked around seeing no child with the couple. What was this man talking about? She only had one book out that came out in June of this year; so how could this young lady love her book since she was a child? Sir Im not sure who you are but I have only one book out that came out earlier this year. So I do not know how this young lady could have liked my book since she was a child. I also see no child with you. The Doctor realized that he had made a huge mistake He had told someone about their future. Albeit by accident. The Doctor remembered that human saying Open Mouth Insert Foot. Or something to that effect. Well see Amy is pre- (The Doctor thought back to his knowledge of Victorian London and realized the word pregnant wouldnt be acceptable to say in public or private even.) Expecting. Oh well congratulations. This couple was very odd but they intrigued Beatrix. She decided to invite them for tea. Doctor would you and your friend like to come for tea? Amy was still frozen next to him. Oh that would be lovely! Thank you! Yes then I can give you that autograph you wanted. Fabulous! Come then we will take my carriage. Molto Bene! The Doctor noticed he kept repeating words he used to say when he was his 10th self. Excuse me? Never Mind Ms. Potter. Come along Pond.

The three walked over to the carriage. Wiggins these are friends of mine. I have invited them for tea. I have also invited Mr. Warne. I am sure he will enjoy meeting you and Ms. Pond. Mr. Norman Warne? Yes do you know him? Ive heard of him. The Doctor and Amy gave each other a look. They knew what would happen to Norman Warne. The Doctor had read Beatrix Potters biography at the beginning of the book that is how he knew what would happen. They rode in silence to Ms. Potters house. The Doctor had a protective hand on Ponds stomach. Here we are Doctor. Fabulous! Its nice. Very nice. Amy spoke since the first time she gave a squeaky hello. Let us go into the sitting room. Wiggins you can stay outside please. Great sitting room! What fun! The Doctor proclaimed with a smile. Doctor, Ms. Pond would you like some tea? Yes thank you! Beatrix gave the Doctor and Amy some tea and biscuits. Thank You Ms. Potter. Thank You. Amy was still nervous. Now what is this you were telling me about liking my books? Well as I said Amy here loves your books! Well the one book that is out. But you will have more. I know you will! How exactly do you know Doctor? He thought of a way to explain without getting thrown in Bedlam. He couldnt just say Oh well Amy and I are from the future and we just popped in to have a visit. Call it a hunch. Hunch was that a word they used in 1902 Victorian England? He thought. Hunch Doctor? Ok apparently not. It means I believe you will be very successful in the future. You will write many stories and they will be read by people across the world for years and years to come. Really? Oh that will be wonderful! Just then the doorbell rang. Mr. Warne for you Ms. Potter. Thank you. Mr. Warne so good to see you! Come in! Hello Ms. Potter! Oh I see you have company! Oh yes. These are my friends The Doctor and Amy Pond. Hello Mr. Warne a pleasure to meet you! The Doctor extended a hand to him. Hello Doctor nice to meet you. Hello Mr. Warne, Im Amelia Pond. The Doctor turned to Pond surprised that she used her full first name. Hello Ms. Pond. A pleasure to meet you!

Doctor what was your name sir? Just the Doctor. Just the Doctor? Well that is an odd moniker. It works for me. The lot sat eating biscuits and drinking tea. So Doctor what brings you and Ms. Pond to our town? Oh just visiting. We decided to come shopping maybe pick up something for our child. The Doctor lied. Mr. Warne looked at Amy in surprise. Oh congratulations. So you two are married I presume? Oh no. Well not yet. Amy answered. This of course was unacceptable in 1902. The Doctor nudged Pond and gave her a shut up look. Not married? What does your family think about that Ms.Pond? Well Mr. Warne they are fine with it. My parents adore the Doctor. We do plan on getting married. The Doctor said. We do? Amy asked. The Doctor nudged her again. Amy is kidding of course we do. Well as long as you plan on doing the right thing and marry her Doctor. Beatrix told him. Just then Amy thought What if he only wants to marry me because he got me pregnant? Of course, I love her! She is a very intelligent and lovely woman. Not to mention an animal in bed. He told himself. Mr. Warne the Doctor says I will have a very successful career with my stories! Oh does he? How do you know that Doctor? Like I told Ms. Potter it is a feeling I have. She is a very successful author! He almost added in the future, but knew that would be very not good. I see Doctor. Yes I also believe Ms. Potter will be successful. Well Pond we should go dont you think? Oh Yes Doctor. It is getting late. I never gave you that autograph Ms.Pond. Oh right! Thanks! The Doctor pulled out his autograph book. He had many names in there, such as Houdini, Charles Dickens, Agatha Christie, William Shakespeare, and now he would add Beatrix Potter. He had forgotten he had it before and asked for the autograph on paper. He wondered if people throughout time and space had ever heard of him, would they ask for his autograph. He gave the book to Pond and told her to give it to Beatrix. Here you are Ms. Potter a nice clean page for you to sign. Amy told her. Thank you Ms.Pond. Now I just sign my signature correct? Yes that is right. Beatrix signed her name on the page. There you are my dear. Thank you so much Ms. Potter! Amy hugged her. Youre quite welcome my dear!

The two time travelers and their friends went outside. They heard a commotion going on down the street. AHHHH MONSTERS!!! A woman screamed as she ran past them. Cant I ever get a day off? The Doctor wondered. He told his new friends, It was lovely to meet you but we really must dash! Wait Doctor! Please let us go with you! Mr. Warne said. It might be dangerous for the ladies Mr. Warne. Beatrix who was definitely born in the wrong time period said Oh balderdash! We must all take risks every now and then! Alright you lot! Lets go see whats going on then. Amy couldnt believe she was going to fight monsters (or aliens or whatever it was) with Beatrix Potter! The Doctor stopped someone who was running down the street and asked What is it? Whats going on? Tell me! I can help! Oh Sir its horrible! They are monsters! What is it? What sort of creature? We can not see them sir! They are invisible, but they have eaten people! I advise you to get away from this place as fast as you can! What kinds of creatures eat people? (He tried to remember all the enemies he had faced that liked to consume humans. The man I talked to said the creature was invisible.) Then his hearts almost fell out of his chest as he heard a voice Piranhas of the air, the shadows that melt the flesh. It was his 10th self in his head. Shut up! He told the voice. He didnt want to scare his friends so he tried to stay calm. He had to get to safety and fast. Last time he had talked to the Vashta Nerada he talked his way out of getting killed. He didnt know if he could do it again. He told himself Of course I can do it! Im the fucking Doctor! Doctor! He was roused of his thoughts when he heard Pond calling him. What? What? Doctor Look! They had walked down the block to see what was going on. The Doctor looked at where Pond was pointing. It was a skeleton in a Victorian dress. Oh Fuck! He cursed in his head. He looked around at the Panic of people. He again heard his former self Donna stay out of the shadows, and Count the shadows! Only this time it wasnt Donna it was Pond and Oh god! My child! The Doctor tried not to go into Panic Mode. He had to save the lives of the people including his beloved Pond and his baby Girl. He decided to calm everyone down first. People were still running a muck in the streets. The Doctor looked around for the Vashta Nerada. What the hell am I looking for? He thought. He knew what he had to do. ATTENTION EVERYONE! PLEASE CALM DOWN! MY NAMES THE DOCTOR AND I CAN HELP! Everyone stopped and listened to the man in the bow tie.

First off we need to get to safety. Now is there a church or somewhere we can stay that can hold all of us? He looked around for anyone who would give a suggestion. We can go back to my home. He turned around to hear Beatrix Potter speaking. Very well, everyone please follow Beatrix, we will be safe in her home.(I hope) he added in his head. The crowd started following Beatrix Potter. Thank You. He whispered to her. Youre welcome Doctor. Now what is it we are dealing with? Ill explain in a minute. The people had arrived at Beatrixs residence. She opened the doors and let everyone in. Doctor whats going on? Pond asked him. Remember when you asked me what Vashta Nerada were? Yeah. Youre about to find out. A man walked up to the Doctor. Doctor please my wife! The monsters got her! Can you bring her back? The Doctor looked at the man and he felt so very sorry for him He knew there was nothing he could do. What is your name? Mr. Michael Willoughby sir. The Doctor looked at this man. This 1902 Victorian man. He looked very young. In his mid twenties, but so do I. He thought. He could only say what he used to. He took Mr. Willoughby by the shoulders and said Im sorry. Im so sorry! The man walked away distraught. Doctor cant you do something for him? Like what Pond? I cant bring his wife back! Im not a miracle worker! No but you are the Defender of the Universe! I thought that was He-Man! Doctor! Yes I protect the Universe Pond and I love doing it! All I can do now is make sure no one else dies! He heard his 9th self in his head now Everybody lives, Rose! Just this once, everybody lives! Obviously that wasnt happening this time as people had already been consumed by the Vashta Nerada. I really wish they would stop rattling in my head! He thought about his former selves. They were giving him a headache. Doctor you said you would explain what we are dealing with. Beatrix Potter told him. Yes Beatrix right! I did and I will. Well Doctor? Shh Pond! We have to stay safe. Also everyone count the shadows. If you have two, then Im sorry! So sorry! What does it mean if we have two shadows? someone in the crowd asked. Well lets just say its bad. Very bad! No one has two shadows? Good! Doctor what are the Vashta Nerada? Amy asked. Vashta Nerada? That sounds like utter nonsense! Is that the name of the creature?

Yes Beatrix. That is the name of the creature I faced them before in another life. Another life Doctor? Mr. Warne asked. I mean. It felt like I was someone else. Listen everyone we have to stay inside and out of the dark! What ever you do dont go into the dark! Stay in the light! Well Doctor it is almost dark. Should we get some candles? The Doctor looked around. Damn Im in 1902 and I have no electricity! He thought. Yes Good thinking Beatrix! Yes! We need candles, torches, any light source you can find! People started scrambling to find anything that gave off a hint of light. The Doctor remembered he had some big Ultra Violet torches in the TARDIS. He went to retrieve them when he felt a hand on his arm. Just where do you think youre going? Pond asked. Pond I have to go to the TARDIS and get something. Ill be right back. Ive heard that before! He rolled his eyes. Pond please! Ill be back in... I know! I know! Five minutes! Stay here! Remember stay out of the shadows! The Doctor left and prayed for once that Pond wouldnt follow him. He walked in the TARDIS and rummaged thru his chests. I need to do some cleaning. He said aloud. Yeah you do. He turned around and there was Pond in the doorway. This made him very very cross. Why didnt that bloody woman ever listen? POND WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE? I TOLD YOU TO STAY INSIDE! LIKE IM GONNA STAY INSIDE AND LET THE FATHER OF MY BABY GET KILLED BY A SHADOW MONSTER! He roughly pulled Amy inside and closed the door. HEY! OW! SORRY YOU JUST MADE ME CROSS! OK IM SORRY! STOP YELLING AT ME! He saw the hurt in Amys eyes. She was rubbing her wrist which he had yanked. A bruise was already forming. Oh Pond! Im so sorry! I never meant to hurt you! Ill be fine. Just save those people out there! Right yes! Lets go help those poor people! The Doctor had a mess of lights in his hands. Do you need help? Yes take these. Thanks. The two walked out of the door and ran into a possessed body. Oh hello. Im the Doctor! he said to the remains. Where am I? Where am I? the body repeated. Well for starters why dont you talk to me? I know that is the last thought of the person that this used to be. Now what do you want? We need to feed!

Why are you here in Victorian London? There are no forests in this area! Are you The Doctor? Yes I just told you that keep up! You look different in appearance Doctor. Ahh so you remember then? Yeah I was a different man. Literally. Why Earth? Why do you have to invade this planet? I can find you a planet to feed on all you want without hurting any humans. Can you Doctor? Can you really do that? Of course dont you pay attention? Clean your ears! Wait, do you have ears? Ive stopped you before and Ill do it again if I have to! Vashta Nerada do not take deals Doctor! Well I have just one thing to say to you then, BYE! The Doctor grabbed a light out of Amys hand and shone it on the corpse. The corpse staggered back and The Doctor took hold of Ponds hand and ran. He ran to the door of Beatrixs house and found it locked. Sonic it! Hurry! The Doctor Sonicked the door (thanking Rassilon that it wasnt wood.) He and Amy ran inside and he locked the door very quickly. There that should hold it. Doctor where were you everyone was worried! Beatrix asked her new friend. Oh sorry. We just had a nice chat with a Vashta Nerada. What did it say? Mr. Warne asked. Oh not much. Just that it wants to feed on the people of Victorian London. The Doctor mumbled. Doctor What? I thought you said these creatures wanted to feed on us? Well yeah Beatrix I did. This sent all the people into a panic again. No no no Stop it! I will fix it! I will save you all! I promise! What makes you so special? a woman from the crowd asked him. Well whats your name? Laura Benson sir. Well Laura, Ill tell you what makes me so special He took a deep breathe and said Trust me, Im The Doctor. to the room. What does that mean? Laura asked. Well it means I know what Im doing and if you trust me I will help you. I am very experienced. Doctor you talk of these creatures and you are not fazed! You act as if you deal with monsters everyday! Mr. Warne said. He ran his fingers thru his hair. Well not everyday. But like I said I have seen them before. Once. He thought of all the monsters he faced throughout all his lives. Daleks, Silurians, Sea Devils. Where did it end? When did he finally get to settle down with his family and stop saying Trust Me, Im the Doctor! In all reality he loved saying Trust Me, Im the Doctor. Sometimes he just wished he had what Pond would say a normal life. But then his life has never been normal. He is a two hearted alien who can change his face

and lives in a POLICE PUBLIC PHONE BOX TIME MACHINE! He knew he had to save these humans. Again. He was always saving people. He was THE DOCTOR. Some species called him a legend; others called him THE ONCOMING STORM. There was nothing he couldnt do. Yeah sometimes it killed him (quite literally) but he always came back. He always came back and saved the day. He never got thanked and it didnt matter. All that mattered was that he saved the Earth. The town of London couldnt end in 1902; he knew it didnt because he had seen London in the future. He knew he had to stop the Vashta Nerada. But how? Doctor? What do we do? I dont know Pond. What do you mean you dont know? He covered Ponds mouth with his hand. Shh I dont want them knowing I dont have a plan! Sorry. So what are we going to do? Did you not just hear me? Oh right. Well think of something! Youre the genius! The Doctor thought and thought. Come on Doctor Think of something. Anything! Suddenly he thought of a thing. Amy I have a thing! I know. Amy whispered seductively. What Oh God Pond! Shut up! We are about to die and you want to talk about my cock? He hissed. Sorry I was kidding whats the thing. Well we can talk to the Vashta Nerada. If we can level with them we can get them to leave. Didnt we already try that? Well we have to try again! The Doctor made his way to the door. Amy was right behind him. Oh no you dont Pond! Not this time! Oi! I told you Im not letting you get killed! Pond trust me! I know what Im doing! Please sweetheart! Listen to me! Just stay here! But Doctor! Amy was about to protest. He put his hand over her mouth again. Pond I am not risking the lives of you and our little one! You stay here or Ill lock you in the TARDIS! You wouldnt! This was of course muffled as The Doctors hand was still on her mouth. Do you want to test me? Fine Ill stay here! Amy huffed. She couldnt believe he had threatened to lock her in the TARDIS! She had faced monsters before! What was so different now? She placed her hand on her stomach. This is whats different. She told herself. The Doctor went over to Beatrix and told her Can you keep an eye on Pond and make sure she stays put? Oh of course Doctor! Thank you!

The Doctor walked over to Amy one last time Oi, you know I love you. I want you to stay here so you and our Time Lady can be safe. Amy stayed silent. Amy look at me! Silence. Amy! Amy loved making the Doctor pissed. It turned her on and she would use his anger to her advantage later when they were out of danger. Pond! God this woman was really making him mad. He didnt believe in violence but Pond was upsetting him so much he just wanted to smack her. Or spank the hell out of her. He thought. Amelia! He knew this would get a reaction from her. WHAT! She had not just anger but rage in her voice. I want you to STAY HERE! Do you understand? He put emphasis on the words STAY HERE Yes Doctor Im not a child! Well you sure are acting like one! What are you going to do spank me?! He pulled Pond into him and kissed her. This made Amys knees wobble and she almost fell. The Doctor caught her just in time. I just might have to Pond! he whispered his voice husky again. Can you go save London first? Yeah. He gave her his serious face meaning she better listen or she wouldnt be able to sit down for months! The Doctor walked out into the dark London streets. He saw the same lone corpse that he and Amy had talked to earlier. OI VASHTIE! is that a good nickname? He asked himself. The creature turned at the sound of his voice. Doctor we meet again! I just have to tell ya mate! You better leave this Planet! You have no right being here! Its against article 497 of the Shadow Proclamation! (Article 497 Each species must reside on their own Planet and not invade others that have not provoked them before hand.) Do I have to call Galactic Law into order? I have the Judoon on speed dial ya know! We are not afraid of Galactic Law! Planet Earth is a LEVEL 5 Planet! You cant just show up and start eating people! Our Planet was destroyed and we must feed! Your Planet was destroyed! Well go find another one! One that doesnt already have a species living on it! Our ships were also destroyed! We landed here and have been trapped! The trees were perfect places for our species to be hatched! Well I have news for you, I wait what trees?

The trees in the Lake District. The Doctor scanned his memory and remembered reading the biography. Beatrix Potter spent summers in the Lake District as a child. Of course! The Doctor hit himself. Why didnt I realize it before? You were born from the trees in the Lake District? What about when I met you before? The books were our forests. We do not know where they were made. Well Im sorry about your Planet. I really am! I know how that feels! You know how it feels to lose your home Planet? You are not of Earth? At this the Doctor let out a loud laugh. HA! Me from Earth! Do I look human mate? Yes you look human. This time the Doctor couldnt use the response he usually used. Yeah well, Im not. What are you Doctor? Im a Time Lord. Im from the Planet Gallifrey. We have heard of the Time Lords. Their planet was burned in the Last Great Time War. Yes. Thats correct. So you see I know how you feel. I lost everyone. My family, my friends. Just then a swarm of Vashties as the Doctor had called them approached him. Stop! The Vashta Nerada that had been talking to the Doctor said. The Doctor tuned and saw eight more possessed corpses heading his way. He made the sign of the cross that he had done before with Amy. He thought it might help him. The other Vashties stopped in their tracks. The Doctor is a Time Lord he can help us. The first one told them. Help us how? He told me earlier that he could find us a Planet. One where we can feed all we want. A planet with no other species to disturb? Yes! That was when the Doctor realized that these particular Vashta Nerada (and their family that had been in the library) didnt mean to hurt anyone. They just needed to feed and humans were the nearest thing. He saw the Vashta Nerada discussing their options. Doctor we have made a decision. Great! I hope its a good one! We will take your offer and let you find us a new planet. Wonderful! I would hug you but well theres the whole part about how you would eat me! So let me go get Pond and we can get out of Victorian London. Yes we will wait. How am I going to explain this to Pond? He wondered. The Doctor walked back into the house. Well I made an agreement with the Vashta Neradas! he grinned idiotically. What you made a deal with them? What kind of deal? I told them I will find them a new Planet.

Amys eyes bugged out. I dont want those things on the TARDIS! Oh Pond they will be there for 5 minutes! Are they still in skeleton form? Yes Pond. Doctor! Well Pond what do ya want? Its either find them a new home or let them destroy London here and now in 1902! Fine! Lets go! Beatrix it was fantastic meeting you! Oh Doctor thank you! Thank you for saving us! She hugged him tight. Mr. Warne It was a pleasure. Thank you Doctor! Thank you! Pond and I will be back after we find them a home. We figured that the bodies deserve to be given back to their families and given proper burials. Well see you lot in five minutes! The Doctor told the crowd. Come along Pond! Amy ran out the door giving a quick hug to Beatrix and a hug to Mr. Warne. The Vashties were waiting for them as they said they would be. Come along Vashta Nerada! The Doctor told them. The people that had been inside had all come out to watch The Doctor and Pond leave. Oh you lot will love this! After everyone was in the TARDIS the Doctor sent her into space. The townspeople watched amazed as the blue box disappeared before their eyes. Witchcraft! A person in the crowd yelled. So you lot! Lets see if we can find you a home! The Vashta Nerada were still in the bodies they had taken over. Pond dont touch them! The Doctor found a nice planet for them where they could feed to their hearts content. Do they have hearts? He wondered. They thanked the Doctor and Pond and departed the bodies leaving them to crash very loudly on the floor of the TARDIS. The Doctor and Amy jumped at the noise. Well Pond! No More Vashties! You did it Doctor! I did, didnt I? You know Pond Im Proud of you! For what? For listening to me for once! Well I knew you meant business when you threatened to lock me in here. Lets go back to the past! GERONIMO! Amy yelled as the TARDIS took off. No. No. Just Dont. No. Sorry. The TARDIS landed in Beatrixs yard. Beatrix, Norman, and the rest of the crowd ran out to see the box re-appearing. Hello! Were back! Has it been five minutes? The Doctor asked looking at his watch.

Doctor what is this device? Norman asked amazed. Well honestly its a time machine. You are from the future Doctor? Yes Beatrix I am. That is how I knew of all your stories. Doctor Do I get married and have children? Beatrix I cant tell you that. All I can say is Im sorry. Im so sorry! He hugged her tight with tears in his eyes. Amy also had tears in her eyes. Well we should get going! Ahh the bodies! The Doctor retrieved all the bodies from the TARDIS. He used triple strength gloves to do this. I hope they receive proper burials. Im so sorry to all of you. Doctor why are you sorry for me? Beatrix had not lost anyone in the Vashtie attack. I I just am Beatrix. He looked at Norman Warne. Pond we should be going! Beatrix! You are a hell of a woman! He hugged her again. Amy hugged Beatrix. Thank you for everything Ms. Potter. You made my dream come true! Oh Amelia! I hope to see you again someday! The Doctor was saying his goodbyes to Norman. Norman mate, well all I can say is love her while you can! Be good to her! He hugged the other man with tears falling. Goodbye Doctor! I will love her! Amy then went to say bye to Mr. Warne. Mr. Warne it was an honor to meet you! Amelia why are you crying? Ill miss you! Amy hugged the man and sobbed into his shoulder. Come along Pond! The Doctor tugged his pregnant girlfriend away from the man. Good bye everyone! The Doctor and Amy waved to them. Finally they were back in the TARDIS floating thru space. Oh Doctor! I just cant believe he will die in 3 yrs! I know Pond! I know! Its alright! he soothed her. No its not! Cant you do something? Like what Pond? I cant prevent him from getting the disease that he gets! Him dying is a fixed point in history! You know I cant mess with those! I know. I just wish you could. Its not fair! No its not Pond! Doctor lets go to bed! Im tired! Good idea Pond! The Doctor and Amy went to bed and fell asleep instantly. Amy woke up in the middle of the night because she had felt a sharp pain in her abdomen. Raggedy! She whispered. Oi! Wake up! Doctor! What Pond? The Doctor asked clearly annoyed. I have a pain! It really hurts!

The Doctor panicked. Where? Here. Amy pointed to her kidney. He picked her up and took her to the medical bay. Lets see whats going on! He sonicked her and the sonic beeped indicating Pond had an infected kidney. Pond your kidney is infected! With what?! Well my guess would be too much soda. Have you been drinking water Pond? Amy looked at him sheepishly No. He looked her in the eyes. Hey you need to take care of yourself for your health, the babies, and mine. Just drink cranberry juice and more water Pond. It should clear up on its own. Lay off the soda. Yes Doctor! I mean it Pond! If I catch you drinking soda! What, youll spank me? she asked wrapping her arms around the Doctors neck. Doctors orders Pond! Stop trying to get me to make love to you when you are not well! So how long until we can make love again Raggedy? Amy looked at him with her pouty face. Not until you get better Pond! So get better fast! Right! I will start drinking water and juice tomorrow! You better! Oh stuff it Raggedy! Oi! You watch it young lady! Doctor that was scary! What was? You sounded like my Dad! Sorry didnt mean to! Lets go back to bed! Im not tired anymore! Amelia (at this point he got punched in the arm.) OW! You know I dont like being called Amelia! Well you let Beatrix call you Amelia! Like Im going to punch Beatrix Potter! Are you mad? Anyway as I was saying (he rubbed his arm) you need to get your rest for the baby. I guess youre right Raggedy. Amy started heading for her old room. Where are you going Pond? To my old room. If I sleep in the same room with you I will probably jump you in my sleep. God Pond! Oi Pond! What? How is your wrist? Amy came back out and showed him her wrist.

It still contained a bruise. Im sorry love! But now I have a matching one! He showed Pond the bruise her punch had made. Oh Doctor! I didnt know I punched you that hard! Its alright. Im Time Lord. I heal faster than you humans. Pond come to bed with me! OK. I just wish I could make love to you or you could spank me! She wiggled her bum at the Doctor. If she didnt have a kidney infection the Doctor would have taken her right there. Stop it Pond! Youre killing me! Amy yawned. Im tired now lets go back to bed. Fine Pond. Goodnight love! He kissed Pond and her stomach goodnight. The kiss on her stomach made the baby kick her. Ow! I wish you would stop kicking me when your Daddy talks to you or even gets near you! Sorry Mummy! Amy looked at the Doctor expectantly. Whatd she say? She said Sorry. Well good. Good night Doctor. Amy woke up the next morning feeling much better than she had the night before. She heard the shower running. Pond! Good Morning! I say we stay in and this time I mean it! That sounds fab love! How about you pick some movies this time Doctor? She hoped he didnt pick anything boring. Great Pond! Amy was trying not to notice he was standing next to her naked. Here Pond! Whats this? Cranberry Juice drink up! Amy obeyed. Doctor Can you put your clothes on? Why? Because you are naked! Well I know that Pond! Yeah but when you are naked I want to make love to you! Oh right. Sorry! The Doctor put his clothes on. Lets see what we can watch Pond! The Doctor chose the movies. Back to the Future and The Time Machine. Well thats a surprise. Amy thought sarcastically. All through the movies the Doctor talked about how the TARDIS was better. Doctor Im hungry! Ill go make lunch! They had skipped breakfast. They were to busy watching movies.

No fish custard! Oh Pond! I love my fish custard! I know but I dont! You are the weirdest person Ive ever met! Amy knew the Doctor would say he technically wasnt a person. She waited for it. Nothing. Doctor? Yes Pond? The Doctor popped his head in the room. Well I was just expecting a comment on how you are technically not a person. Well I am a humanoid Pond. I have all the parts a regular person does. Amy thought of a specific part of the Doctor that she loved and blushed. He noticed her blush and said Pond are you thinking about my cock again? What no! Of course not! Pond dont lie to me or I wont make you lunch! Ok yeah I was. Amy looked down at the floor. Hey Pond! Amy looked up at the cute bow tied Time Lord Yeah? Gotcha! He grabbed her and kissed her so hard she almost fell. Doctor! Then the two smelled something burning. The fire alarms in the TARDIS went off. Damn! The tea is burning! Shit Doctor! Turn it off! The Doctor turned off the tea and the alarms with his sonic. He turned around to Pond with his serious face. Pond! He had his arms crossed. What the hell did I do now? Amy wondered. She felt like a little kid about to get punished. What Doctor? I told you to stop cursing! Sorry it just came out! Look why dont you go rest and I will fix us some Turkey Sandwiches. The Doctor turned on the fan in the kitchen. Alright. Hurry Im starving! The Doctor made some sandwiches and found some crisps. He grabbed a soda for himself and juice for Pond. Here we are Pond. Enjoy! Amy made a face at the juice. Is something wrong love? Juice. I thought you liked it. Not really. I just drank it for you. Well how about some water then? Cant I have a soda?

Pond! Remember what I said I would do if I caught you drinking soda? Yeah! Amy was hopeful. Forget it Pond! Its either water or juice! Im not going to jeopardize your health or the babys. Fine. Amy sulked like a five year old. Good! Now whats showing? The Doctor found a show that discussed if time travel were possible or not. Amy listened as he shouted at the TV. Do you believe this Pond? Of course Time Travel is possible or my name isnt The Doctor! Amy rolled her eyes. Doctor not everyone has a cool time machine/space ship like you! You know Pond I could figure out when this was filmed, go back and prove to the naysayers that it is possible! Please dont love! You promised we would stay in! Besides what if we ran into one of your past selves? Well I would run up to me and say Hello me! Nice to see this me again! Sorry still not Ginger! What? Never mind Pond! The two continued to watch TV until they fell asleep. Why is traveling through space so exhausting? Amy thought. She then felt a bad feeling in her stomach. Oh this is very not good! She ran to the bathroom and vomited violently. The Doctor awoke at the sound. Pond? Are you alright? Yeah Im fine. Now. The Doctor thought At least she made it to the bathroom this time. He remembered last month when Pond had vomited on him in her sleep. Well Ive been covered in vomit before. He thought back to one of his first adventures with Pond when a Star Whale had swallowed them. He also remembered when his 10th self had had too many banana daiquiris and Rose Tyler had to nurse him back to health. Rose. He rushed to her side. Lets get you back to bed Pond. You need to rest. He placed Amy in the bed and sonicked her to see how her kidney was doing. Well Pond. Your kidney seems to be doing better. Usually it takes humans longer to get over a kidney infection. Amy tried to jump up but got dizzy. Ohhh my head! Rest Pond! If you need me call! He turned to leave. Raggedy where are you going? To read Pond. Ill be a call away. Can you read here? I want you next to me. Of course Pond! Let me get my book and Ill be right back! You sure? Pond Im just going to the other side of the TARDIS!

Alright. Hurry back! He turned on his heel and walked out the door. He had just got his book when he heard a scream. DOCTOR!!!!! He threw the book aside and ran to Amy. Amy! What is it? He looked at her and saw blood on the sheets. Doctor is the baby ok?! SHIT! Pond Im going to carry you over to the medical bay! He grabbed Amy carefully and took her into the medical bay. He sonicked her and realized she was definitely in danger to lose the baby. He didnt want to worry her though. Pond everything will be fine. He lied through his teeth. He knew he didnt have the medicine Pond needed. He looked at the TARDIS and silently asked her for help. Sure The TARDIS had medicines but not the kind that pregnant humans had to take. Suddenly the machine took off by herself. Doctor where are we going? Well I asked the TARDIS for help and she is giving it to us. Thanks old girl! Doctor dont lie to me! For once tell me the truth! Could we loose the baby? Yes Pond. We most definitely could! He told her this with tears falling down his face. Oh God! What do we do? Pond the TARDIS is taking us somewhere for help. Well where? Im not sure. Suddenly they heard the familiar wheezing noise meaning she was landing. The TARDIS knew that she couldnt take them to a regular hospital. She had indeed taken them to UNIT. Maybe a certain Dr. Jones could assist them. Martha Jones heard the familiar noise. No it cant be. I just left him a while ago. She thought. Martha ran into the main headquarters and there was the blue box. She smiled at the sight. The Doctor ran out of the TARDIS carrying a bleeding Amy Pond. Doctor What? Martha please! We need your help! Tell us you can help us! he begged his friend. Martha nodded at him. Bring her over here Doctor. UNIT had Dr.s in all fields working with them. The Doctor followed Martha. This is Dr. Jones! I need a gynecologist up to room 100 NOW! The gynecologist on call, a Dr. Marcus Freeman got upset at this. He had just sat down to eat his lunch. He ran to room 100. Dr. Jones what is the meaning of this? I was about to eat lunch! Im sorry but we have an emergency! My friends here need help!

Who are you? Dr. Freeman stared at the Doctor. Im the Doctor. Please! My girlfriend is pregnant and bleeding very badly! The man froze at the name. The Doctor Im sorry did you say The Doctor? Yes. There used to be a scientific advisor here called The Doctor. Oh thats me the one and the same! Ok well not the same but still. I dont believe I ever resigned. Youre him? The Doctor! Its an honor to meet you sir! Yes Yes Thanks. Please! He pointed towards Amy on the table. Oh right! Sorry! What is your name dear? Amy Pond. Well Amy we will see what is going on here. Amy grabbed the Doctor and hissed in his ear I dont want that man seeing me! Cant you fix me? Shhh Pond. You need his help. I cant help you in this area. Isnt there at least a woman Dr? What about Martha? Martha is not trained in this field Pond. Either you let him examine you or we have an even greater chance of losing the baby. Amy thought about it she couldnt loose the baby. Her baby. The one she had made with the Doctor. The man she loved. Alright. The Doctor pulled the other Dr. aside. Ponds nervous because you are a man. Ill be right here with her. Thats understandable. I have had many patients that have been nervous at first. Dr. Freeman examined Amy. Well Amy it seems you have some problems. Have you been taking your pre-natal vitamins? No. Sorry its my fault. I thought I could take care of her. I didnt anticipate anything bad happening. I shouldve taken Amy to a regular doctor. Doctor no need to blame yourself. We will just get her on a prescription. Now I see it is too early to tell the sex of the baby. Its a Girl. The Doctor said. Oh are you sure? As sure as I am that you are human. I see. Well I also noticed something else about your baby. What? Amy and The Doctor asked together. It has two hearts. Well of course she has two hearts! Shes MY BABY! The Doctor shouted the last two words for emphasis. Dr. Freeman was taken aback at the mans words. Martha can I talk to you? The Doctor asked. Yes Doctor. Martha what is wrong with that man? Doesnt he know Im a Time Lord? Well he is new. UNIT just hired him last month.

Well you can tell UNIT they hired an idiot! Martha laughed at this. Oh Doctor! How is it he knows that Ive worked here before? Well everyone is aware of that. Some people just assume you are human. You know, since you look human. Well Martha Jones, You look Time Lord! We came first! The Doctor and Martha walked back to Amy. Dr. Freeman was prescribing her some medicines and saying she needed to rest and not put stress on herself. Dr. Jones I need to talk to you. Yes? I believe she needs a visit from psychiatrics as well. Why? I asked if she had done anything stressful lately. She told me she went to 1902, met Beatrix Potter and almost got killed by Vashta Nerada. Oh she got to meet Beatrix Potter! Lucky! Dr. Jones you dont believe her do you? You know time travel is not possible! Yeah well you dont know the Doctor! Dr. Freeman told Amy to go home, rest, and take her medication. Thank you! Amy and The Doctor told Martha and Dr. Freeman. Doctor take care of her! I will Martha! You take care. I love you Martha Jones! Martha hugged him and said I love you too Doctor! Just then Mickey Smith walked in and saw his wife in The Doctors arms saying she loved him. Martha what are you doing? Oh Mickey! Hi. We were just saying bye. Amy was in trouble and needed help so The TARDIS brought her here. Why did you say you loved him? Oh not like that! Martha lied. Mickey, you know Martha and I are mates and nothing more. I love her like I loved my sister. Martha cringed at the word sister. Even though this wasnt HER Doctor she was still in love with him. She hoped no one noticed her cringing. Oh right. Well thats alright then. I guess Martha loves you the way she loves Leo. Right Martha? Of course love! Martha lied again. The Doctor could tell Martha was lying. He didnt know what to do. Martha remembered when he fell in love with Joan. Why did he keep falling in love with humans that werent her? Rose, Joan, now Amy. Come along Pond. We better get you those medicines! Hell I cant read this! Is this in Gallifreyan? Doctor if it were in Gallifreyan wouldnt you be able to read it? Amy asked. Good Point! Well we better be off. He picked up Pond, thanked his friends again and left.

They stopped at the nearest pharmacy. The Doctor walked in and said Yes Hello! I need these prescriptions! Yes sir these will take an hour to fill. An hour! Blimey! I hate when time goes really slowly and in the right order! Im sorry? Nothing. Just give me a call when they are ready. I have to find something to do for an hour He handed the woman a card with a mobile phone number on it and his name The Doctor. Im sorry sir but what is your name? Cant you read young lady? It says right there! Oh a bit of my 1st and 10th selves coming out there. He thought. He noticed he was being rude but didnt care. All this card says is The Doctor. Yes that is correct. Youre telling me your name is The Doctor? Yes that is my name. Just The Doctor? Yes! Now I really must be going. Ill be waiting for your call. Goodbye! He walked away mumbling something about humans and how they were sometimes slow. The poor young woman he left at the counter was confused. Pond your medication will be ready in an hour. He told her as he walked in the TARDIS. Oh good. What do we do while we wait? I would say make love but since that is out of the question how about we just talk. About what? Anything. Martha? Martha? What about her? Doctor she still fancies you! Rubbish! She does not! Didnt you see the way she cringed when you said she was like your sister? Well yes. I tried to ignore it though. Like I told her she shouldnt love me anymore. Im not him. I dont say MOLTO BENE or ALLONS-Y anymore. I never had feelings for Martha; I dont know why I just never did. Well Im thankful that you didnt. I might not have met you if you had. Oh Pond I love you! I love you too! Just then the Doctors phone rang. The caller ID said JONES MARTHA Martha? Martha Jones was in tears on the other end. Doctor! Martha sobbed. Martha what is it whats wrong? What could have happened? We just left her a while ago. The Doctor looked at his watch as he thought. Doctor Mickey left me! What? Martha what happened?

Well he asked if I had ever slept with you. I told him no. I mean not you, but the you that I knew, ya know? He didnt believe me. I got upset and told him yes. He asked when. I told him after we met Shakespeare. You did what! Martha Jones you know that did not happen! I know! Im sorry! It just came out! He knows I still fancy you! He said he wants a divorce and he never wants to see me again! Martha sobbed into the phone again. Oh God Martha! Look I will try to talk to Mickey! Thank you Doctor! The Doctor and Martha hung up. Amy didnt need to ask what happened she had heard it all. The Doctor was about to dial Mickey Smiths number when his phone rang again. Hello. Is this The Doctor? a voice asked. He noted it wasnt the voice of the person he had left the prescriptions with. Yes this is he. I have some prescriptions for a Ms. Amelia Pond. Perfect I will be there in five minutes! Thank you Doctor. The Doctor gave Pond a quick kiss on her head and ran out the door. Hello Im here to pick up some medication for Ms. Amelia Pond. Are you The Doctor? Yes thats me! Here you go sir. That will be $37.50. The Doctor had forgotten his American money. He was again in New York since Martha worked at the UNIT branch located there. Oh right. I forgot my wallet. Ill be right back. He turned to walk out when he heard a voice Doctor? Is that you Doctor? He recognized the voice instantly. It couldnt be! He turned around trying not to be nervous. Yes thats me Im the Doctor. He said to the owner of the voice. She was a beautiful blonde with an English accent. The woman walked up to him and looked at him like she was staring at a ghost. Doctor is it really you? Yes Rose. Its me. Oh Doctor! Rose Tyler ran and hugged the man. Its been a long time Rose Tyler. Hasnt it? What are you doing here? I could ask you the same thing. Well Im here on vacation. There is no more danger of the Universe collapsing now that TORCHWOOD fixed the cracks in time. Torchwood? Torchwood! Hell that was me! Well why did they take credit? I dont know. He looked around for his former selfs meta-crisis self. Hes over there. Rose pointed. Oh. I guess I should go say hello.

He is going to be upset that he isnt Ginger. I know! The Doctor grinned at her. Rose saw the same grin she had seen his two previous selves wear. Hello. The Doctor went up to the Meta crisis Doctor. Oh no! I knew that the real me had died! I turned into you! Im not Ginger! Well youre just as rude as him! Sorry. John. I go by John McCrimmon now. Stealing Jamies surname eh? Oh shut it! The Doctor laughed along with John. Rose joined them. Doctor what are you doing here? You never said. Oh I came to get medicine for POND! He had forgotten about her. Whats a Pond? Rose asked John. I dont know. Probably Spoilers. Look I have to go get some money. It was great to see you Rose and you too John! Call me! He ran back inside the TARDIS. Finally Doctor what took you so long? Sorry Pond. I ran into some old friends and well I forgot money. What friends? Rose Tyler and the human meta crisis of my 10th self. He goes by John now. What! I have to meet Rose! Pond you stay here! If you want to meet Rose I will bring her here! Stay! Amy had to admit the forcefulness of his voice turned her on. She decided to disobey him. The two friends were still in the pharmacy when the Doctor came back in. Doctor! I thought you left! Sorry Rose. I just had to get my money! There is someone I want you two to meet. I told her to stay in the TARDIS. Well she didnt listen. A voice behind the Doctor said. POND! He turned on her. He hated when she did that and knew she did it on purpose. Theres your Pond Rose. John said. POND WHAT DID I TELL YOU! Rose and John were taken aback they had never seen him like this. Well not the other incarnations of him. Oi! I wanted to meet Rose! The Doctor was causing a scene and security was called... Wait, I have to pay for these! They let the Doctor pay for the medicine and then they kicked him and his friends out. He left screaming DONT YOU KNOW WHO I AM? IM THE DOCTOR! IF IT WASNT FOR ME CYBERMEN WOULD HAVE INVADED YOUR CITY! The Doctor and his friends plus one upset girlfriend walked back to the TARDIS. He let them in and went to his room. He couldnt believe he had blown up like that in a store and in front of his friends too. So what do we do now? Rose asked.

Oh leave him. He gets like that. Well yeah I know he does but Ive never seen him THAT angry. Well it makes for better love making. Amy said. You sleep with the Doctor? Rose was jealous. She never got to sleep with her Doctor. Not the real one. Yeah didnt you? No. I mean not the full on Time Lord one! I ended up with him. Oi! Whats wrong with me? Nothing. I wonder if he still loves you. Amy told her. What? No he couldnt. Obviously if he is with you. Well I shouldnt have disobeyed him. I did just almost have a miscarriage. Youre pregnant! Yeah Rose. I am. Congratulations! both friends said. Thanks! They heard a door open. The Doctor emerged. Im really sorry. I didnt mean to blow up like that. Its alright Doctor. Amy told us she almost had a miscarriage. The phone rang, it was Martha again. Damn its Martha. Amy whispered The Doctor broke up Martha and Mickey. Mickey Smith? Yeah you know him? Yeah he was my boyfriend before I met the Doctor. OHH I didnt know he was dating Martha. Oh well they are married. Or well maybe not anymore. Married? Wow! Yeah. The Doctor answered Martha hi! Did you call Mickey yet? No not yet been a bit busy. Oh. Hows Amy? Fine. Ill call Mickey now yeah? Alright bye. Bye. The Doctor finally dialed Mickeys number. Hello? Mickey! Its the Doctor! Yeah what do ya want? Martha told me what happened. You slept with her! No I never did! She lied to you! I swear! I dont think of Martha that way! Besides Im going to marry Pond!

You are? Yeah someday if shell have me! Alright Ill go talk to Martha. Good man! Let me know how it turns out! The Doctor hung up the phone and turned around right into the fist of Rose Tyler. He fell backward onto the TARDIS floor. He wondered why Rose Tyler had just clocked him. He regained his strength and got up. Rose what the hell! What was that for? I told you I loved you and you never once said it back! NOT ONCE! I find you again and you are with some Scottish Ginger haired slut that is pregnant with your baby and you are going to marry her! Oi Im not a slut you bitch! Amy was about to attack her. The Doctor and John each held back a woman. Pond! Calm Down! He carried her to their room. For good measure he locked her in. Oi! Doctor let me out! I can take her! Pond you are pregnant! You cant go fighting people! Not even when they call me a slut? NO! John was holding Rose down. She wants a bitch Ill show her a bitch! Rose was struggling to get free. OI ROSE TYLER! FOR YOUR INFORMATION POND IS NOT A SLUT! I DIDNT TELL YOU I LOVED YOU THEN BECAUSE I COULDNT! NOT THAT ME ANYWAY! WHEN I REGENERATED I CHANGED! THIS MAN (he pointed to himself) IS DIFFERENT AND I CAN LOVE A HUMAN! I LOVE POND! IM SORRY I DIDNT TELL YOU I LOVED YOU ROSE TYLER! Oh Doctor! Rose ran to him and tried to kiss him. Oi! Stop it! Didnt you hear what I just said! Get off of me! Amy persuaded the TARDIS to let her out. OI BLONDIE! Rose turned around and Amy punched her in the nose. NO ONE TOUCHES MY DOCTOR! She put emphasis on the MY. Rose staggered and fell into Johns arms. Take her to the medical bay! Right! Is it still in the same place? Yeah just watch out for the pool in the library. Oh? Theres a pool in the library now? John took Rose off to the medical bay. The Doctor had his arms crossed staring at Amy. Fuck what did I do? She thought. POND! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU! I CANT BELIEVE YOU JUST PUNCHED MY OLD COMPANION IN THE NOSE! WELL SHE WAS HITTING ON YOU AND SHE CALLED ME A SLUT! SHES JUST JEALOUS BECAUSE YOU LOVE ME AND YOU TELL ME! AND THAT I GET TO SLEEP WITH YOU AND AM PREGNANT WITH YOUR BABY!

I DONT CARE POND! THAT IS NO EXCUSE! WHEN YOU GET BETTER I AM GOING TO TAKE IT OUT ON THAT HOT ASS OF YOURS! This made Amy smile and she hoped she got better soon. The Doctor was still staring at her with rage in his eyes. He went up to Pond and said huskily Although I did love when you said NO ONE TOUCHES MY DOCTOR! Thanks! Rose and John were in the medical bay. Come along Pond! Lets go check on Rose. Do we have too? Yes! Ok. Amy looked down at her shoes. The Doctor noticed she was wearing heels again. Pond you and your heels! He rolled his eyes. What? Im not going to fall! Ill be fine! Trust me... Im the Doctor? he asked her. Oh shut it Raggedy! The two walked to the medical bay to check on Rose. John had fixed her up by bandaging her nose. Pond here has something to say to you Rose. Rose, Im sorry I called you a bitch and punched you. Its ok. I deserved it. Im sorry I called you a slut and tried to hit on YOUR Doctor. Its alright. The two women hugged and made up. Rose turned to the Doctor. Sorry I tried to kiss you and punched you. I was just upset I guess. Its fine Rose. Pond here beats me up enough so Im used to it. OI! I dont beat you up! Do I need to show them the bruise on my arm? He asked her. Well what about the bruise on my wrist? Amy held out her wrist to show Rose and John. What did he do? John asked. Hello Im right here! You can ask me directly! John turned on him. Fine! What did you do to her? I told her to stay inside and she didnt listen as usual. I got cross and yanked her into the TARDIS. Yeah I punched him in the arm cause he called me Amelia. John and Rose were worried for Amy. They thought the Doctor was becoming an abuser. Amy can I talk to you? Sure Rose. Whats up? Can we go somewhere private? Ok. We can go to our room. Amy led her to the room she shared with the Doctor. So whats up? Well I was wondering. Are you and the Doctor ok?

Yeah were fine why? Well you two seem kind of violent towards each other. Oh this? Amy held out her wrist again. Yeah. This was an accident. No big deal. What about you? Oh. I never meant to hit him so hard. Has he ever hurt you before? What? No! Of course not! Well the last time we made love he said he would fuck me really hard, but that was more of a turn on than anything else. Rose had a shocked look on her face. The Doctor has changed she thought. Youre sure you are ok? I mean I dont like the way he yells at you. Oh that? Nah thats nothing. He gets like that every now and then. Nothing to worry about. Lets go back to the Doctor. Sure Amy. Amy couldnt believe that Rose thought she was in an abusive relationship. The Doctor loved her and she loved him. The two went back to The Doctor and John. Rose went to talk to John. He had asked Rose to talk to Amy about going with them. Did you ask her? Well no she said that he has never hurt her before and that he just gets that way. Rose you have to ask her! Shes never going to go for it! She loves him and she is pregnant with his child! Rose just ask her! Ok. Amy went to talk to the Doctor. What did you two talk about Pond? They seem to think that you abuse me and vice versa. What? Thats insane! I know! I mean this was an accident. Just like the bruise on your arm. Pond I know lately I have yelled at you a lot and I am truly sorry! I never meant to hurt you baby! Its alright love! I know you love me! I love you too! Amy embraced the Doctor. Rose went over to the couple and asked Amy can I talk to you again? Yeah. Alone. Anything you need to tell me you can say in front of him. Please. Alright! The two walked off again. So what is it? John and I think you should come with us just for a while.

What? Why? I cant leave the Doctor! Amy we are concerned for your safety and that of your baby! Amy backed away from Rose. No! Youre insane! I wont leave him and you cant make me! I love him! He would never deliberately hurt me! Pond what is it? Whats wrong? She wants me to go with them and leave you! They think the baby and I are in danger with you! What? Rose Tyler you should know me better than that! I know Doctor but well that outburst you had really scared John and I! We think Amy needs a break from you! I apologized to Pond for that and we are ok. He looked Rose Tyler in the eyes and said Trust me, Im the Doctor. Doctor I know you are not my Doctor, but you just seem so different. More violent and it scares me. Rose, I know I look and act different but I would never hurt any of my companions. Not intentionally. Amy gave him a look at the word companions. Is that how you still see me as one of your companions? What? No! Not you Pond! I meant Rose, Martha, Sarah. You know I love you Amy. Yeah I know. I just cant wait till I can show you again! Oh Pond! Get your mind out of the gutter! Its not in the gutter; its in the alley on the way to the garbage! Everyone laughed at Amy. Amy Pond the girl who waited! I adore you! I cant wait till we have our baby! Rose and John should be there dont ya think Doctor? Oh absolutely! Rose couldnt believe it. She and John had just accused the Doctor of domestic violence and he still wanted them there when his baby was born? Doctor are you sure you want us there? Rose asked. Of Course Rose! You are one of my best friends! We should go John. Yeah Rose. Lets go back to our hotel. Are you sure you can stay with us if you like? The Doctor told them. No Doctor its fine. We have caused enough trouble. Right. Well if you must go. Im glad I got to see you again Rose Tyler. I do love you. I want you to be happy. Oh I am Doctor. John is great to me and I love him. Im glad. Ill call you when my little girl is born. Its a girl Doctor? John asked. Yes she is! She is gorgeous already like her Mother! He beamed at Amy. Rose hugged the Doctor. Goodbye. She whispered with tears in her eyes. Ill see ya soon Rose. Yes Doctor.

Rose went to Amy. Sorry we got off to a rough start. Its alright. We made up didnt we? Yeah. Congratulations on the baby! Thanks! I hope she looks like her Daddy, with his hair! Here if you ever need me call! Rose gave her a piece of paper with her mobile number on it. Oh ok. Thanks! The Doctor was saying bye to John. It was good to see you John. Ill be expecting you when my baby comes. Oh Rose and I will be here. Even with everything that happened. I know! Crazy isnt it? The two men hugged. Amy went to say Goodbye to John. It was nice to meet you, even if you are the human him. Ill see you when my baby comes. Nice to meet you too Amy. Well be here. The two left the TARDIS and the Doctor and Amy were alone once again. Raggedy can we make love now? Amy asked almost immediately after their friends had departed. Pond! You almost had a miscarriage, got into a fight, and you want to make love now! Yeah! I know I cant but Im going crazy! He pulled her close How do you think I feel? Well when can we? Amy was twitching. Oi whats wrong with you Pond? I need you! We have to wait a few days. I know its hard but we can do it! Maybe you can! I dont know how long I can wait! Pond do you love me? What? Do you love me? Yes of course I do! Well then you will wait till you are better. Amy cursed at her body for not being in perfect health right now. Doctor so will our little Time Lady be ok? Yes Pond she will be fine. Thanks to her genes she will be ok. Since we know she is more Time Lord than human she will be just fine! Im glad! I didnt want to lose her! Neither Did I Pond! Neither did I! Do I have to take my meds now? Yeah Pond. You should go do that! Amy left to go take her meds and he heard his mobile ring. He looked at the caller ID JONES MARTHA Bloody hell again! He thought.

He put on a fake smile and happy voice. He was exhausted inside. MARTHA! Doctor I thought you talked to Mickey? How bout a hello? He told himself. Yes I did. Why what happened? Well he came back home and we talked. My Mum called and I went to answer it. I left my diary on the table and he read it! He read everything I wrote about you! Well what did you write Martha? I wrote about how I met you again and helped you save the world from the Cybermen. Also well I wrote about how I still fancied you even the way you looked now. Your gorgeous green eyes, nice smile, and cute bum. I wrote about how I would love you no matter what you looked like and that I cant help but love you! I also wrote how I hated the fact that you fell in love with Rose, Joan, and now Amy. God! I can save the universe but I cant save my friends marriage from breaking up! He thought. Now he wants to know if I ever loved him. Oh I also wrote how when I made love to Mickey I imagined he was you. You the way you are now and the you I used to know. I told him I do love him, but I dont know if Im IN love with him. I thought I was. The Doctor thought back to when Pond had left Rory, she had said the same thing. I thought I loved you, but I love The Doctor. He then thought back to earlier today with Rose. She had been jealous, even though he wasnt HER Doctor anymore. Why does everyone always fancy me? He thought. He ran his hands through his hair. Martha I cant tell you what to do. Im sorry. I love Amy. I will always love Amy. Shes the mother of my child and Im going to marry her. I almost died when I thought we were going to lose the baby. Amy and that child are my life, my family. Im sorry I can be anything more to you Martha Jones then a best friend. Its fine Doctor. Can you talk to Mickey again? I dont think that is a good idea Martha. What am I supposed to say? Sorry your wife is in love with me mate! Just let him calm down and talk to him again. Raggedy! Martha I have to go. Ill talk to you later! Bye! He hung up on Martha then. What is it love? I just missed you where were you? Sorry Martha called again. Something about how Mickey read her diary and everything she wrote about me. Doctor Martha is my friend but I will punch her out too like I did Rose! Oi No more fighting for you Pond! Alright. Im tired. You had a long day. Id be surprised if you werent tired! Get some rest Pond! Are you not going to bed with me Raggedy? Im going to watch some TV love. Ill be right here! Goodnight baby. Goodnight Doctor! Amy had a dream where she was bragging about being with the Doctor. Rose, Martha and Sarah Jane were there. She was showing off her baby. The Doctors baby. She was a

gorgeous baby with dark brown hair like her Daddy. The Doctor in the dream said Oi my baby is not Ginger! Amy was telling Rose she would never get the real Doctor. She was telling Martha she had to stay with Mickey because the Doctor loved her and wouldnt leave her for anyone. Amy told Sarah Jane to look for someone else because the Doctor was hers. Amy woke up in a cold sweat. She would never be that cruel to her friends (ok yeah she had punched Rose in the nose, but all was forgiven.) The Doctor heard Amy wake up and he woke up too. Whats wrong? Is it the baby? he asked alarmed. No Im fine. I just had a nightmare! Oh. Well do you want to talk about it? I was bragging. Bragging about being with you. I was taunting Rose, Martha and Sarah Jane. Oh you would never do that love! I know you! Yeah I know! It was scary! Amy remembered being with Beatrix and what she had thought What if the Doctor just wants to marry me because he got me pregnant? Doctor? Yes Pond? Would you want to marry me if I wasnt pregnant? God! He was afraid of this. He figured she would think he was just marrying her because of the baby. Amy Pond look at me! Amy looked into his sexy green eyes. I love you! I love you more than I have ever loved anyone in my lives! Hell I love you even more than I loved my own wife back on Gallifrey! I will always love you and have wanted to marry you since that day you hit me with a cricket bat! So it was love at first cricket bat? You could say that yes! The Doctor laughed. Baby or not Pond I do want to marry you! But I want to ask you properly! So I will not ask you yet! Amy was reassured and nestled back into bed in The Doctors arms. The two fell asleep holding each other. The Doctor had a hand on Ponds baby bump and he felt the baby kick. It was weeks later and Pond was finally better. She woke up her belly getting bigger and bigger everyday. She decided to make The Doctor breakfast for a change. She was about to get up when she felt a force on her arm. The Doctor was pulling her arm. Where ya going Pond? To make you breakfast. No. Stay here with me. He patted the bed. Arent you hungry? Not really are you? Yeah! Im starved! Well how bout I make you breakfast?

Baby you always make me breakfast! I want to make you breakfast for once! Thats sweet Pond but Ive tasted your cooking. OI SHUT UP! Kidding Pond! Kidding! Just then the TARDIS phone rang. Let the machine get it Pond! The TARDIS phone went to the answering machine. Doctor its Martha. I need your help! Mickey has decided to divorce me and I need you to testify for me in a trail! Please call me back! He is trying to prove we had an affair! Bloody Woman! he cursed. Doctor are you going to go? She needs your help! Oi she is the one writing her feelings for me in a bloody diary! I have never had any sort of affair with Martha Jones! Cross my hearts and hope to... Dont you dare say Die! Ummm Well I dont know to finish that statement then. Im going to jump in the shower Pond. Can I come? Oh YES! The Doctor had jumped into the shower with a very randy Pond. He kissed her breasts and asked Pond did you miss me? They hadnt made love since the whole call me Theta thing. Of course I missed you Raggedy! Did you miss me? God Yes Pond! The Doctor started fingering Amy. MMMMMM!!! Pond! Lets go to bed! Its to wet in here Im afraid we might hurt the baby. He said with every word getting huskier. Ok Doctor! Amy moaned. Who? Doctor! The Doctor carried a wet, pregnant Amy Pond to their bed. He laid her on the bed and started kissing her neck. Theta! I need you! The Doctor said Ill be back Pond! He ran to the kitchen and made some fish custard. He cut up the fish fingers and put them into the custard. What the hell is he doing? Amy wondered. The Doctor came back with a bowl of fish custard. Oi why are you eating Fish Custard now?! Im not going to eat it Pond! Well not from the bowl anyway. The Doctor had an evil grin on his face. Amy wondered what he meant and realized it when he took a finger stuck it in the fish custard and put it on her neck. Amy shivered at the coldness of the sticky dessert.

The Doctor licked it off of her neck slowly. MMMM!!! Amy moaned. So now do you like Fish Custard Pond? Amy just nodded as she couldnt talk at the moment. The Doctor grabbed the fish custard bowl and poured it over Pond. He then proceeded to lick the fish custard off of her. It covered her entire body. He fingered her core and ate fish custard out of her. OHHH THETA! Amy screamed. OI DONT CUM YET! The Doctor told Amy. Too late she came into his mouth. The Doctor loved the mixture of fish custard and Pond. He let Pond recover from her orgasm before he flipped her over and slid into her core. OHHHHHHH! Amy moaned. GOD POND I LOVE YOU! he yelled as he thrust into her faster and faster. 30 minutes later THE DOCTOR and Amy came together. They lay down next to each other. Amy was still full of fish custard. She looked down and smeared some of her fish custard on the Doctor. Amy tried to eat a piece of the fish custard off the Doctor as he had done to her. When she got the fish custard into her mouth it made her gag reflex react. I would probably react the same way even if I wasnt pregnant. She thought. Amy ran to the bathroom and vomited. The Doctor felt bad because it was his idea to introduce fish custard into the bedroom. Maybe my beloved Fish Custard and the bedroom shouldnt mix. He thought. Or maybe I can only eat it off of Pond. The thought of Pond eating it off of him made him hard again. Damn! he said to himself. Amy came out of the bathroom and sat down next to the Doctor. Remind me to never eat fish custard again! Especially when Im pregnant! Yeah Ill remind you Pond! So I guess you wouldnt be up for a second round right? Amy looked at him. Her face was very pale, even paler than normal. Sorry Love. That fish custard made me sick and I just feel like lying down now. He kissed the top of her head. She was still sticky from all the fish custard. Shouldnt you take another shower love? Yeah I suppose. Amy went and hopped in the shower. The Doctor washed the sheets as they too were full of fish custard. Pond had got most of it on her, so he didnt have much to wash off of himself. He washed the sheets and then went to get rid of his erection. He moaned OHHH AMY! Amy popped her head out of the shower. Yeah? Oh. Ill let you finish. The Doctor just moaned at her. Amy thought it was so hot how he was masturbating to her. She would have made love to him again if she hadnt gotten sick. The Doctor felt himself release. AHHH! he sighed. He cleaned himself up and walked back to bed. Amy jumped out of the shower and lay down next to her Raggedy. . Pond I feel like reading. Mind if I go get my book?

Ill go with you. Why Pond? Im just going to the console. I left my book there. Amy remembered the last time he went to get his book. That was when she had started bleeding. She thought that if he left her alone again that the same thing would happen. The Doctor had noticed that Pond had wanted to be with him all the time lately. She would cling to him. He didnt know why she had suddenly become so clingy. He could have read her thoughts right now if he had wanted to, but he didnt want to invade her privacy. Doctor cant I just go with you? Amy asked looking up at him. Yeah. Hey maybe you can read some more of Beatrixs stories tonight I havent heard any of the others. Oh yeah! I could do that! Or you could. He heard their childs voice as they walked to get his book. Tell Mummy I want her to read! He placed his hand on Amys stomach. His daughter reacted to his touch and kicked her Mother. OW! Amy looked down at her stomach. What is she saying to you now? She wants you to read to her. She specifically said Tell Mummy I want her to read! Amy was touched that her daughter already loved the sound of her voice and loved her as her Mummy. She loves me Doctor? Amy asked staring at her stomach again. The Doctor laughed at this question. HA! Of course she loves you Pond! You are her Mummy! Well I just thought maybe she didnt like me or something because she never responds when I talk to her. He looked into Amys eyes and told her She loves you Pond. Just because she responds to me more doesnt mean she doesnt love you. I guess you are right. So where is your book? Amy asked looking around the console. Oh forget the book Pond! What do ya say we go get lunch somewhere? We never did eat breakfast and now Im starving! Yeah I could eat. I feel better now. Where should we go? Anywhere! Any Planet! Any Time! Amy thought of where she wanted to go. The Doctor heard his daughters voice again. Daddy tell Mummy Im hungry! Pond the baby says she is hungry! Where do you want to go? How about Pizza in Italy? She remembered when the Doctor had told her that once, that he wanted Pizza in Italy. All right, Florence? He didnt want to go to Venice as they had just had an encounter there with some weird creatures recently. Sure. Im going to sit here for the flight. Amy sat down on the bench on the console. The Doctor punched in the coordinates for Florence, Italy. He held Amy as the ship shook in flight. They heard the TARDIS noise as she landed.

Come along Pond! The Doctor took her hand and they went out the doors of the TARDIS. The weather was beautiful. There were birds in the sky and the two smelled pizza. They heard their stomachs growl. They headed towards the smell. The couple found where the lovely smell was coming from and they walked inside. A man walked up to them right away. Hello may I help you sir? He asked the Doctor. Yes we need a table for two please. The gentleman led the two to a nice table by the window. Here you are sir. Your waiter will be with you in a moment. Thank you. The two told him. They sat down and looked out at the gorgeous Florence streets. Doctor its really nice here. Im glad you got the place right this time. OI is that a crack on my driving Pond? Well you do have a tendency of getting lost. Its more a crack at your sense of direction. Oh shut it Pond! They held hands and laughed together as they waited for their waiter. Hello sir my name is Vincenzo. I will be your waiter today. What may I start you out with to drink? Well Ill have a Coke. The Doctor said. Ill have a raspberry tea please. Amy ordered. The Doctor gave her a look. What my kidney is fine and Ive been alright these past few weeks. Amy told him once their waiter left to get their drinks. Alright Pond. So what kind of Pizza should we get? he asked looking at the menu. I want one with meat. I love meat! Amy told him. The Doctor gave her a mischievous grin. Oi not like that you pervert! Me a pervert? Thats not what you said this morning Pond! Doctor shut up! Amy blushed. He laughed. Im only teasing Pond. How about we get one with sausage and pepperoni and black olives? Oh that sounds delicious! The waiter came back with their drinks. Yes here you are. Are you ready to order your pizza? Yes we would like one pizza with sausage, pepperoni, and black olives please. The Doctor ordered. Very well Sir. Vincenzo left to go place the order. Raggedy? Yeah Pond? Have I told you I love you? Yeah. I love you too! he grinned at her.

Doctor what are we going to name this baby? Amy put her hand to her stomach. Oh we will figure it out Pond. We still have months to pick a name. Vincenzo came back with their piping hot pizza. Here we are! Be careful its hot! Thank you Vincenzo! they both told him. Amy asked when he left Did you bring your Italian money? He checked his pockets and found Italian money. Yes I did Pond! Dig in! The two ate as if they had never eaten before in their lives. Finally they had finished every morsel of food and drink Vincenzo had set before them. They paid the bill, gave Vincenzo a nice tip, and decided to walk the streets of Florence. Oh Doctor look! A maternity shop! Lets go check it out! Pond the TARDIS can give you clothes you know that! Amy used her pouty face on him. She knew it worked every time. Please Doctor! He couldnt resist Ponds pouty face and he knew that she knew that. Alright Pond! Amy squealed and grabbed his hand. She raced towards the shop with the Doctor in tow. Hello may I help you? a Saleslady asked them. Well I was looking for some clothes. Amy said. The Saleslady noticed they were a young couple. Probably just married. There was something about the mans eyes though. They looked so old despite his youthful appearance. She helped Amy try on clothes. The poor Doctor was stuck outside the dressing room holding Ponds purse. How does this look? Amy came out wearing a gorgeous summer dress. Oh that is lovely on you Amy! You should buy it! Really? Can I? Of course anything for you! Amy tried on several more outfits, tops, jeans, skirts, dresses. She bought them all. The Doctor was happy he could spoil his Pond and their little girl. So do we know what we are having yet? The Saleslady asked them. A Girl! The couple beamed. The Doctor pulled out his credit card to pay. Yes some company actually gave him a legal credit card with THE DOCTOR on it. Ok so the TARDIS made it! It still worked though! He hardly used it but he realized he had run out of Italian money in the caf. The Saleslady was confused when she swiped the card. There was no way the name on it could be real. Im sorry sir, but according to this card your name is THE DOCTOR. Yes thats correct! he hoped it had worked or he would have to run back to the TARDIS for more money. Did it not go through? Oh it went through. I was just confused about the name.

Ahh Good! Yes, I AM The Doctor! Hello! he waved at her. She told The Doctor to sign for his purchases. Yes thank you for the assistance! he told her. Yeah Thanks! Amy told her. Youre very welcome! I hope you come back so I can see your baby! Oh sure! I think she will be very social like me! The Doctor smiled as he said this. Good bye! The couple told her. Good bye! Nice to meet you! She was still puzzled about the man she had met. Doctor Im tired! Well lets go rest Pond! Its been a long day! The sun was setting in Florence. That sounds good. I just want to lie down! The two walked back to the TARDIS. Just as they opened the door, the phone rang. The Doctor prayed it wasnt Martha Jones. Doctor its Martha again! Can you please answer the phone? He reluctantly answered. Martha! Doctor thank God! I need you! Did you get my message? Yes Martha I did! Now what do you need me for? Well Mickey and I got into another fight. He says I will never get over you and that I am obsessed with you! He wants to prove that we had an affair! Rubbish Martha! He has no concrete evidence that we have had an affair! Well he has my diary and the fact that I said I slept with you. Martha I told him that you lied about that! I thought he believed me! Look I will help you because you are my friend! Just tell me when you need me! Well Im not sure yet Doctor. But once I find out, I will let you know! Thanks Doctor! I owe you one! Forget it Martha Jones! You helped save my baby. That is thanks enough! This time I owe you one! How is Amy Doctor? Oh shes great! We just visited Florence, Italy. Oh Martha you would love it! I wish I was there Doctor! Look Martha, I think we should stop communicating for a bit. I mean if Mickey (the idiot) thinks we are having an affair, and he sees your phone records with my number on it; he might use it against you! Good idea Doctor! Ill call ya soon yeah? Yeah talk to you later Martha! Bye Doctor! Goodbye Dr. Jones! With that the Doctor hung up the phone and looked at Pond. Lets go rest Pond. Oh yes Raggedy! Im exhausted! The two lovers and soon to be parents lay down to rest. The Doctor rested his arm on Ponds belly.

Amy rested her head on the Doctors chest. Amy fell asleep wondering how her life had gone from dull and boring when she was with Rory to fabulous, exciting, tiresome, sexy, dangerous, and great with the Doctor! The Doctor fell asleep wondering what he and Pond would face together next. A divorce case between Martha and Mickey? The birth of their child? A proposal? The Doctor woke up the next day and decided to call Martha Jones to see if there was any news on her divorce proceedings. He waited as the line rang. Doctor! Hello Dr. Jones! How are you doing? Im well Doctor. Well besides the fact that I am getting divorced. But Mickey is right; I wont ever get over you! Oh Martha Jones! You have to stop thinking that way! I am going to have a child with Pond and marry her someday. So basically you have to get over me! Im sorry but that is just the way it is. Oh Doctor I know you are right. Its just hard. I mean have you seen you? The Doctor blushed at Marthas question. Martha of course I have seen me! I see me everyday! I just mean well, you are so fantastic, heroic, and just the perfect man! No one can help falling in love with you! Even Jack! The Doctor rolled his eyes and said Martha please lets not bring Jack into this! He thought of the countless times Jack Harkness had tried to hit on him. He had never been gay his whole lives and he wasnt about to start now! As far as he knew this incarnation was straight! He took the fact that he knocked Pond up as proof of this. So Martha how has Mickey been handling things? Well he is still trying to prove I was unfaithful to him. With your 10th self. How is he going to prove it? Oh well my wife slept with that man; but he was a different man back then because hes an alien who can change his face? Everyone will think he is a nutter!

That is true Doctor. Oh I have to go! Mickey is here to talk. Ill talk to ya soon Doctor. Good bye Dr. Jones! The Doctor hung up the phone and noticed a still sleeping Pond next to him. He kissed her forehead and she said MMMM. Doctor who were you talking too? Oh you heard that Pond? Just Martha. Oh how is she? Shes alright. Still getting divorced Im afraid. Oh thats a shame Raggedy. I wish Mickey would just get over it. Well can you blame him Pond? I mean I would feel the same way if I loved you and found out you loved Rory! Amy started laughing hysterically. Oh Doctor! Like that would happen! Im yours Raggedy! Yes I know that Pond. I was just trying to say I can understand Mickeys viewpoint. Amy thought about it. Yeah I see where you are coming from Doctor. Good Pond! God Im starved! Just then Amys mobile rang. Hello? Hi Amy, its Rose. Hey Rose how are you? Well Amy I just wanted to share with you and The Doctor that Im engaged! Oh Rose thats fantastic! Congratulations to you both! Thanks! Now I just have to get pregnant! Ya think I can borrow your Doctor? He seems very virile!

Oi Rose! Kidding! I just wanted to share the news with you guys! Well thanks for sharing with us! Ill tell the Doctor. Oh is he there? May I speak with him? Yeah he is right here. Hold on. Amy handed the phone to HER Doctor. Doctor! Rose Tyler! How are you and John doing? Well I was just telling Amy we are engaged! The Doctors hearts froze at the news. Now Pond would expect him to propose to her! Im not ready! I havent found the perfect place to propose yet! He thought. Well Rose Tyler that is wonderful! Congratulations! Thanks! Well Rose we have to go Pond and I were just going to have breakfast. Oh alright Doctor. Tell Amy I said goodbye. I will Rose. Bye. Rose says bye Amy the Doctor said as he hung up with the woman he was in love with when he was his 10th self. So she is getting married? Thats good for her! Amy told the Doctor giving him a look that said When are you going to ask me to marry you? Yeah Pond! Its fabulous! Im really happy for them! So what should we do today? He was trying to make Pond forget about the subject of marriage. I dont know; maybe go for a swim in the pool?

Well that sounds lovely Pond! Just dont read in there! Its dangerous! He thought back to last week when he had been reading in the pool and forgot he was in there and almost drowned! Reading in the pool was one of his favorite hobbies or it had been until recently. Now he was never going to do it again. Doctor, if Im not allowed to read in the pool then why is it in the library? Well so you can read outside of the pool Pond. In a nice, dry, safe chair. Oh sure Doctor if you say so. OW! Amy felt the baby kick and gave another look to the Doctor. What I didnt talk to her! He pulled out his sonic and started sonicking Amy. It showed nothing wrong with her. Pond according to the sonic you are fine. It doesnt indicate anything is the matter. Well then why is she kicking me? Oh she is probably just hungry! Like me! Amy heard her stomach growl as well as the Doctors. Shall I make breakfast today Raggedy? Pond I am still fairly new in this body, Im not ready to regenerate yet! OI! STUFF IT RAGGEDY! Amy knew he was kidding but she still hated when he did that. Pond calm down, you know Im only joking! You can make breakfast if you wish. Good, but just for that crack Im making you bacon! Bacon! Pond quit trying to poison me! He looked at her belly and said Your Mummy is trying to kill me with Bacon! Bad Mummy! OW! Stop talking to her! Oh right. Well fine go make breakfast Pond

Amy walked out into the kitchen to make breakfast for them. She decided to make Pancakes, Bacon, and Eggs. The Doctor hoped Amy made him Fish Custard. Amy came back with a tray of food, none of it Fish Custard. Thanks Pond! This looks great! He took his fork and ate a piece of egg. MMM! It was wonderful. I should let Pond cook more often he thought. Do you like it love? Oh yes its wonderful! Try the Pancakes! He tried the Pancakes. They were light and fluffy just the way he liked them. Try the Bacon! Amy held out a piece of Bacon to him. Pond get that thing away from me! Amy laughed as he made a face at the Bacon. Fine, Ill eat it! Amy ate her Pancakes, Eggs, and Bacon. Doctor have you always hated Bacon? Or is that just this incarnation? I believe it is just this incarnation Pond. By the way, where did you learn to cook? Im Scottish Remember? Oh thats right. How could I forget that? So Pond. Shall we head to the pool? Sure Doctor. Let me go put on my bathing suit. The Doctor thought of Amy in a bathing suit. Oh damn! Doctor arent you going to join me in the pool? Amy asked when she returned.

Oh. What? Yeah. Sure Pond. He was imagining making love to Amy in the pool. Doctor are you ok? Amy shook him. What? Are you alright? He looked at Amy and she was stunning in a two piece suit. Even if she was pregnant she still looked hot as hell to the Doctor! He went to go change into his swim trunks. Well how do I look Pond? He took her hand and twirled around. Amy thought. Oh God if I wasnt already pregnant I would probably get pregnant right now! She wanted to jump the Doctor in his trunks. Why Cant I? There is nothing stopping us! You look fabulous love! Lets go! The two made their way to the pool. The Doctor stepped into the water first so he could help Amy in. AHHH! he screamed at the coldness of the water. The water warmed up as he sat in it. Amy was sitting on a chair reading a magazine. OI POND! GET YOUR ASS IN HERE! The Doctor yelled at her. ITS TOO COLD! I HEARD YOU YELL WHEN YOU GOT IN! It will warm up Pond. If you dont get in, Ill go and get you! Fine! Im coming! Come over here to the stairs Pond, and be careful. Amy walked over to the stairs and the Doctor held out his hand to help her in. Ohhh it is cold! Come here. Let me warm you up!

The Doctor held Amy close to him. She smelled so good, like cucumber. The Doctor thought back to the baby shower. He pulled back and asked Pond did you use my cucumber set that I won? Yeah you didnt use it! So I decided to! He pulled her close to him and whispered huskily in her ear It smells great on you baby! Thanks Raggedy! The Doctor looked Amy in the eye and said Pond I love you! I love you so much! I cant wait to be with you forever! He took Amy in his arms and kissed her deep. Amy thought he was definitely going to make love to her right then and there. The Doctor was so turned on by her. He had to have her now. Amy felt the same as she kissed her alien boyfriend. She pushed herself into him and felt his growing erection. Pond. I need you! he breathed in her ear. Ohhh Raggedy! I need you too baby! Amy told him breathlessly. Amy pushed down the Doctors trunks and put her hands on his firm cock. She started pumping him, slow at first and then faster. OHHHH POOONNNDDD! The Doctor found Amys bikini bottom and pushed it off. His long fingers found her core and he started fingering her. Do you like that baby? Hmm? AHHHH! Amy answered. Do you want me to fuck you in the pool Pond?

All Amy could do was nod to answer him. He whispered to her Pond I want to hear you say it! Tell me! Say Doctor I want you! Doctor I want you! I need you Doctor! With those words the Doctor threw his trunks and Amys bikini bottom off. He positioned himself at Amys core. Amy in turn wrapped her legs around the Doctor. He found the right spot and slid himself into her. God it felt so good! In all of his 900+ years he had never made love in a pool! This was a new experience for him. Amy thought it felt wonderful. Before she got together with the Doctor she had always wanted to make love in the pool. With him of course. Now her dream was coming true. It was an astonishing feeling. The Doctor thrust faster into her. OOHHH! DOOCTTOOORRR!! Amy yelled as she had an orgasm. FUUCCCKKK PONNNDDD! The Doctor screamed and had an orgasm right after her. The two finished and The Doctor put his trunks back on. Amy found her bikini bottom and put it back on. Oh God Doctor! That was amazing! You are amazing Pond! he told her as he kissed her nose. Oh Doctor! I love you! Amy told him. She hugged him and her arms felt cold above the water. Ohhh its getting cold! Come along Pond. Lets get out and get warm. The two stepped out of the cold pool and grabbed their towels. Ohhh its so cold Raggedy!

Lets go get out of these wet suits Pond! Sure Doctor. The thought of the Doctor not in his suit made Amy horny again. They walked to their room and found clothes to change into. Amy took off her wet suit and wrapped the towel around her. The Doctor noticed how beautiful Pond was wrapped in her towel. He took off his suit and just stood there naked staring at Pond. Doctor why are you staring at me like that? What? Oh. Huh? Well Pond you are just so gorgeous! Amy blushed. Thanks love! Ohhh someones excited! Amy noticed the Doctor had an erection again. Damn Pond! You always do that to me! Do ya need some help with it? Nah Pond! Ill just take care of it myself! The Doctor turned to go in the bathroom. OI STUFF IT RAGGEDY! He turned around and whispered in Amys ear; Ill stuff you in a minute Pond! The Doctor grabbed Amy and gently placed her on the bed. Turn around Pond. he whispered to her. Amy did as she was told. Pond do you want me again? Yes Doctor. Alright baby. The Doctor again slid himself into her.

OHHH! JESUS POND!! HMMM DOCTOR!!! SHOULD I GO FASTER POND? OHH GODD YESSS! The Doctor thrust himself faster and faster into Pond. He made sure not to hurt his little Time Lady in the process. OOOHHH PONNND!! Finally they both achieved orgasm. Whew Doctor! I thought we were just going to get dressed! Well thats what happens when we are around each other Pond! We cant help our attraction to each other. Yeah thats true. Amy said lying down on her pillow. The Doctor rolled off of Pond and lay down next to her. Amy thought of something. She wondered what the Doctor saw in her. She decided to ask him. Doctor? Hmmm? What do you love about me? Well Pond. I love everything about you. Youre smart, youre sassy, youre funny, and youre wonderful and beautiful! Amy Pond you are fabulous! I know you will be a great mother to our children! Children? Doctor. So you are going to get me pregnant again? He looked at Pond with a grin and said what he used to just one incarnation before. OH YES!

Amy laughed and looked at her belly. She couldnt believe she had met the most wonderful man in the Universe. Literally in the Universe! Even if he was a Time Lord. Doctor Do you want to know what I love about you. Sure Pond. Well I love how you are so oblivious at times, how funny you are, how smart you are. You know you are my hero! Amy kissed him on the cheek. I am Pond? Thats so sweet. Of course you are love! Amy was thinking of what kind of mother she would be. She had never had experience with babies. She was still unsure she could do it. Doctor? Yes Love? Do you think Ill be a good mother? Amy said in a whisper. Oh Pond! My sweet, wonderful, feisty, jealous, never listens when I tell her to stay put Pond. Weve been over this havent we? You my dear will make a brilliant mother! I know you will! Didnt I just tell you that? Yeah but how do you know? What makes you so sure? Well love. I can tell already how much you love our little Time Lady. I mean the way you read to her and talk to her. She already loves you Pond. She always will. You are her Mummy! You have a connection with her I never will! What connection is that Doctor? She is a part of you Pond! Quite Literally! She depends on you to stay alive! If it wasnt for you, she might not be alive right now. Doctor what about when I almost had the miscarriage? Amy whispered. Well Pond I dont know what happened there. But dont worry. You are fine now; have been for months! I know Doctor but I still worry it will happen again.

Pond you are fine! You have taken all the medication. We have gone to get you refills when you need them. You have been eating right. You dont smoke, you dont drink. If anything else happens, Ill be here! Dont you worry your pretty Ginger head about it! He kissed Pond atop her head. Pond now do you see why I dont want you fighting and saving the world with me? I mean at this time its very important for you to stay safe. For our little one. Yeah Doctor. I understand now. I guess it just took a while to sink in. Pond Im starved! How long as it been since breakfast? A couple hours but we did burn off lots of energy! She smiled at him. That we did Pond! Lets go eat! Shall we go somewhere or stay in Pond? Im tired. Can we just eat here? Of course! Ill go make us something! As the Doctor was about to walk off he felt Amy right behind him. Pond. Amy what is it? Whats wrong? He noticed again how whenever he left the room she would follow like a dog. Amy was so close to him he bumped her when he turned around. Amy couldnt tell him. She felt embarrassed that she was becoming clingy towards him. If she left the room she was fine, but ever since the almost miscarriage she didnt like to be in the room without Raggedy. Amy what is the matter with you? he asked her. Nothing why? Amy was a horrible liar and she knew it. Come on out with it Pond! he was starting to get angry and he didnt mean to. Well, I. I dont know. I just dont like being in here without you. The Doctor thought about this statement. He didnt understand why Pond didnt want to be alone. Not just here but anywhere. Hell Pond would follow him when he went to pee! Which he really didnt like but he didnt have the heart to tell her to stop.

He sat down on the bed and Amy sat next to him. Pond what is going on with you? I mean every time I try to go anywhere alone, you dont let me. What is it love? Well I just think that if Im alone well that I might have another miscarriage. She told him without looking him in the eye. Oh Amy! My Amy! The Girl who waited! Is that why you are clinging to me so much? Yes. I just feel like if Im alone especially in this room, something bad will happen. Amy looked at her feet as she said this. Oi Pond. Look at me. Amy. Amy refused to look at him. He finally got on the floor and positioned himself to where he could lift Ponds chin up with his finger. Amelia Jessica Pond I want you to know you are safe and protected with me! I love you and always will! I will save the Universe for you over and over! You and this child are my Universe! I wont let anything bad happen to you! Amy knew he meant it. She threw her arms around the Doctor and he kissed her head again. Pond you stay in bed and I will go make lunch. Amy was still scared. She didnt like to stay there without him. She had faced Daleks, Silurians, and Prisoner Zero, but nothing scared her more than the thought of having another almost miscarriage. She wanted to stop him, to go with him. She realized she had a problem and needed to solve it. The Doctor walked off leaving Pond in bed. He went to the kitchen and found a frozen pizza in the freezer. He wondered if he could sonic the pizza but thought probably not. The Doctor threw the pizza in the oven. He made a salad while waiting for the pizza to cook; as he was making the salad he realized he had a problem on his hands. Its name was Pond. He knew all the reassuring in the world would not get Amy over her fear. He really needed to get her some counseling of some sort. Although he was wary of it. He had never trusted psychologists. He knew Sigmund Freud personally. Freud once tried to diagnosis him as insane and said he needed to be locked up. The Doctor knew how shrinks were and he didnt want anyone poking around in Ponds personal life. Their life! Yet he also knew he had to get her help. Someone who knew of him and wouldnt think Amy was crazy if she told them that she lived in a blue phone box with her alien boyfriend and that she was pregnant with his child. Should I take her to UNIT or

TORCHWOOD? He wondered. Just then the sonic beeped indicating that the pizza was done. He took the pizza out of the oven and got plates for himself and Pond. Just as he had gotten some plates down he heard her. DOOOCCCTOOORRR! He ran throwing the plates aside. He found Pond in bed shaking. She had put her clothes back on and had drifted off waiting for Raggedy to return. The Doctor ran to her side. She was crying hysterically. Hey! Hey! Pond SHHH! Calm down! Im here baby! The Doctor held her trying to calm her down. Pond was beginning to hyperventilate and she couldnt talk. SHHH! SHHHH! Im here love! Raggedy is here! He sat holding her till she calmed down. Finally Amy was calm enough to where she could talk to the Doctor and tell him what happened. He looked her straight in the eye and asked What is it Pond? Whats going on in that gorgeous Ginger head of yours? I. Amy just couldnt tell him the nightmare she had had. It was too horrible. Pond. Tell me. Whatever it is you need to get it off your chest love. I. I cant! Its just too terrible! Amy sobbed into the Doctors shoulder. He stroked her hair as she wept. Shhh. Shhh love. YOUR Doctors here. You tell me when you are ready Pond. Amy looked up at him with swollen eyes, her makeup smeared. Doctor Im hungry. She whispered.

Oh I forgot about the Pizza! The Doctor ran out to get the pizza. It was cold by now so he cut it (with the sonic setting 82) and micro waved it for a few seconds. The Doctor fixed a plate for himself and Pond. Given the circumstances he decided Pond could have a soda. He walked into their room and Pond was watching Miss Congeniality. Here you go Pond! Pizza ala Doctor! Enjoy! Amy laughed at the Pizza ala Doctor comment. He also handed her a soda. Doctor I thought I couldnt have soda? Well given what just happened I figured one wont kill you! Thanks Doctor! I have missed it! Amy opened the can as she said this and took a long drink. The Doctor sat down with Pond and ate his lunch. He wanted to know what Pond had dreamt about that was so frightening, but he didnt want to pressure her. They ate in silence till Amy said Doctor I think I need help. Pond. Amy, Im here for you babe! Tell me. Ill help you through this! Doctor I just, it was so horrible! Amy hugged him tight again. Shhh baby! The Doctors here love. He held her till she fell asleep. He decided it would be ok to leave Pond for a bit to go do some reading. Raggedy made sure she was deep asleep so he could leave without her waking up. The Doctor just had to have some time to himself so he could think about what to do with Pond.

He had just sat down to read a book about how to reverse the polarity of the neutron flow of the TARDIS. He had barely been reading for an hour when he heard it, the panic in her voice apparent. RAAAGGGGEEEDDDYYYY!!! Amy screamed for him. He ran faster than he had ever run in all his lives. Once in the room he saw a sweaty, panicking, and shaking Amy Pond. Pond what is it? What happened? I woke up and you were gone! I didnt know where you were! I. I had that dream again! Amy was shaking violently. Pond I. I dont know what to do. I want to help you, but you wont tell me what is the matter with you! I cant help you unless you tell me what it is you are afraid of sweetheart! Amy looked down at her feet again. She didnt want to face him, but knew she had too. After what seemed like an eternity Amy looked up at her Raggedy Man. Doctor I had the worst dream Ive ever had in my life! she sobbed. Shhh! Come here baby! The Doctor held his arms out to Pond. She went willingly into his big strong arms. She loved the way he would always hold her and how he was always there for her. He smelled the cucumber scent still on the woman in his arms. This mad, sassy, funny, independent woman that he loved and that was carrying his child. All he wanted was for Pond to be normal again. He needed to figure out what she had dreamed so he could find a way to help her. Doctor. Yeah Pond? he looked down at her. Im ready to tell you what I dreamed about. Ok Pond. Take your time. No rush. Well I had a dream that you regenerated. Right before Charlotte was born. The man you regenerated into didnt wear a bow tie or a fez. He didnt love me or Charlotte.

Yes they had to decided to go with the name Charlotte. Amy really liked the name. The Doctor thought it went well with Pond. She couldnt very well be Charlotte Doctor, now could she? The Doctor realized that is what Pond was afraid of. He couldnt imagine himself never loving Pond or their child. He already loved Charlotte more than he knew. That was a nightmare! He thought. Pond that is a nightmare indeed! Im sorry you had that dream twice! Let me just say I will never and I mean never not love you or Charlotte! I will always love you! Like I said earlier you are my life! I know Doctor. I just cant shake this feeling of something happening to the baby! Pond Ill help you anyway I can love! I am after all YOUR DOCTOR! Am I not? Amy laughed at the emphasis with which he said YOUR DOCTOR! Oh theres that gorgeous Pond smile I know and love! Oh Doctor! Im sorry Ive been so crazy lately! Quite alright Pond! Im just going to blame it on the hormones! Amy nudged him. OI SHUT UP! STUFF IT POND! OI DONT TELL ME TO STUFF IT! The Doctor (that crazy Time Lord that he is) whispered in Ponds ear Ill stuff you in a minute if you dont behave Amelia! Amy hating the Amelia part hit Raggedy in the balls. OOOOOHH! POND DID YOU HAVE TO HIT ME THERE! The Doctor knelt over in pain. SORRY! I DIDNT THINK! OH GOD! ILL GO GET YOU SOME ICE! Amy ran to the kitchen to get ice for Raggedy. Oh he is so never having sex with me again! She thought.

He couldnt believe Amy had just hit him in the balls just because he had called her Amelia. Oh I am so never getting her pregnant again! He thought. Amy came back with ice. Here. Let me! No Pond! Give me that ice! He hissed at her. Raggedy are you mad at me? she squeaked. The Doctor gave her a look that would make Daleks run screaming. Well it had made Daleks run screaming before, maybe not with this face; but essentially the same look. Yeah. Im just going to go over there. Amy pointed to a chair on the other side of the room. Amy was so mad at herself. Here was her Raggedy trying to help her get better and consoling her. He let her cry into his shoulder and she had the nerves to hit him in the balls! What the hell is wrong with me? She thought. The Doctor was applying ice where Pond had kicked him. He was upset because OW! It really hurt. But he wasnt going to drop Pond off on the nearest Planet just because of it. Ive been through worse. Ive regenerated 10 times already and that hurts way worse than this! He remembered his last regeneration, which was not all that long ago. It had been a sad and painful one. He was alone and his last words were I dont want to go! After about an hour the Doctor noticed his balls were frozen. Oh My God I have ballsicles! He thought. At least they were so numb with cold that they didnt hurt anymore. He got up slowly and walked over to Pond. Amy didnt even hear him approach her. Gotcha. He whispered in her ear. Amy jumped at the sound of his voice. Oh Raggedy I didnt hear you coming. She looked down at his crotch. Are they ok? Well Pond right now they are so numb with cold I have ballsicles! Amy laughed at this. God the Doctor was so funny and hot talking about his frozen balls!

Have I told you Im sorry Raggedy? Amy asked looking at the floor. No Pond you have not! he crossed his arms and gave Pond a stern look. Amy got up and put her arms around him. She whispered in his ear. I am sooo sooo sorry Raggedy! I swear I didnt mean to do it! I love you! Amys breath on him sent chills down the Doctors spine. Yeah Thanks for that Pond. He said as he pushed her off of him. There was no way he could make love to Pond in this condition and the way she was breathing in his ear made him want to do just that. Amy knew she was turning him on and herself. Oh why did I do that? She asked herself. Pond why dont we go somewhere random? See what is out there in all of time and space? Are you sure? I mean can you walk? Oh sure! Ill be fine! You have to remember Im Time Lord! I will heal in no time! Plus I remembered regenerating hurts way more than this! So in other words you have Time Lord Balls? Well Yes Pond! Now stop talking about my balls you pervert! OH SHUT UP! This made The Doctor and Amy start laughing hysterically. So random trip? I just hit you in the balls and you want to take me on a trip? Amy couldnt believe how awesome her Raggedy was! Well yeah Pond. Just you and me. Maybe we can go on a nice date. Well that sounds nice Doctor! He was glad Pond was acting like herself again. For the time being anyway. Lets do this Pond! he grabbed her hand and they ran to the console. He set the TARDIS to Random Mode and off they went.

He yelled GERONIMO! as the ship took off. They heard the all too familiar whooshing of the TARDIS as she landed. So shall we go see where we are Pond? Oh yes Raggedy! The couple walked out of the TARDIS into the unknown. Doctor where are we? Amy asked. The Doctor found a newspaper in the trash. Well Pond it looks like we are in Winchester, New Hampshire, 1886. What are we going to do here? Explore Pond! See what we can find! Oh you mean see if we can find trouble dont you? The Doctor looked at her. Pond why do you think we will find trouble? Because we always find trouble wherever we go! Trouble seems to follow you or you follow it! We didnt find trouble when we went to your baby shower Pond! What about after we left? The Vashties. The Doctor remembered back to the Vashta Nerada. Well that was just a coincidence Pond! Oh its always a coincidence! Look Pond a little shop! Oh Doctor you and your little shops! Amy laughed. The two went in the shop. It was a clothing shop for women.

Amy hadnt changed into clothing of the time period because she didnt know what time period she would be in. Doctor I feel like people are staring at me. They are Pond. The Doctor told her. Why? Youre wearing trousers Pond. Women didnt wear trousers during this time period. Lets go back to the TARDIS and you can change. Alright. I would feel better doing that. The couple walked back to the TARDIS. The Doctor opened the TARDIS and walked in with Pond following. Well Pond head up to the wardrobe. She will find you something to wear. Even with my belly Doctor? Yes Pond even with your belly. The clothes will accommodate you. Amy had bought new maternity clothes and the TARDIS had given her some. She didnt know that even period piece clothing would accommodate her belly. Amy went to the wardrobe and found a dress that she thought would fit. She struggled to get into it. RAGGEDY! Yeah Pond? Are you ok? Yeah. Can you help me put this on? Sure. The Doctor helped Amy put her dress on and tried not to get aroused. There you go Pond. Thanks love! Of course Pond.

Doctor. Amy whispered. Hmmm? Are your ballsicles better now? The Doctor looked down at himself. Yeah I believe so Pond. Why? Just wondering. Amy gave him a coy smile. Pond we made love enough today. Lets go see what we can find! Ok love. Lets go! Amy grabbed his hand and they walked out of the TARDIS once again. This time Amy felt much better with this dress on. The shop Doctor? Oh yes Pond! They walked back to the same little shop they had gone into before. May we help you sir? Oh we are just looking thank you! The Doctor told him. See anything you like Pond? No of course not! The Doctor laughed at his Pond. His funny, crazy, cute, sexy, Ginger Pond. Pond lets get out of here. I know we are not going to find anything in here for you. Yeah lets go Doctor. They walked out of the shop and wandered down the street. Doctor lets go look over there! Amy was pointing at a little caf. Alright Pond. Lets go get some ice cream! Do they have ice cream in 1886 Doctor?

Course they do Pond! Come along! They walked into the caf and ordered two bowls of ice cream. Amy got chocolate and the Doctor got strawberry. This ice cream is good Doctor! Want some chocolate? Sure Pond! The two switched bowls. Once they finished with their ice cream they walked around 1886 New Hampshire. Doctor I couldnt imagine living in this time period! Its so conservative! Yes Pond it is. I can see why you stood out in your jeans. Yeah I cant wear my mini skirts here can I love. I would say not! The Doctor thought of Pond in a mini-skirt, He hadnt seen her in one in a good long while. Doctor what are you thinking of? Amy looked at the Time Lord. Oh nothing Pond. Lets talk a walk. The two walked down the street and they bumped into a lady heading in the opposite direction. Oh Im so terribly sorry! The Doctor told her. Oh its quite alright sir. She looked at the Doctor like she knew him. Do I know you sir? No I dont believe so. Im the Doctor. Hello, Im Mrs. Persis Albee. Its nice to meet you Mrs. Albee. This here is Ms. Amy Pond. Hello young lady! Its a pleasure to meet you! Hello Mrs. Albee.

Well Doctor were you on your way somewhere? I do not want to keep you. What? Oh us? No. Were just visiting. Right Pond? Yes Doctor! That is right! Just visiting! Well you may accompany me if you like. Oh Yes! That would be lovely! Come along Pond! Where are we going? Amy wanted to know. I dont know Pond. On an adventure! The Doctor and Amy followed Mrs. Albee. Mrs. Albee where exactly are we going? The 907 year old Time Lord asked. Oh I have to go deliver. She held up a basket of perfumes. Oh I see. The Doctor noted that she was a saleslady. Amy pulled out her phone and looked up Mrs. Albee. The Doctor turned and noticed what she was doing. Pond! You cant use your phone in 1886! he whispered to her. Doctor Look! Amy showed him the phone. He looked at the information Pond had found. Mrs. P.F.E. Albee was the first Depot Manager of the California Perfume Company. The Doctor read silently. Oh my god! He thought. They were still following Mrs. Albee. He gave Pond back her phone and told her to put it away. Doctor Do you know who we are following? Amy whispered. Yes Pond! Now shut up and keep following her! The three people walked along. Finally Mrs. Albee walked up to a house and rang the bell.

Ding Dong Avon Calling. The Doctor whispered to Pond. Amy giggled. Did you say something Doctor? Mrs. Albee asked. What Me? No. The door finally opened and the lady of the house let them in. Hello Mrs. Albee! Please do come in! The Doctor and Amy walked into the house. Doctor, Ms. Pond this is Mrs. Percival Thurgood. Ahh Yes! Hello Mrs. Thurgood! Nice to meet you! Im The Doctor! Hello Doctor its a pleasure! Hello Im Ms. Amy Pond Hello Ms. Pond. Please do come in and enjoy some tea and biscuits. Thank you! The two travelers thanked their hostess. The Doctor couldnt say no to tea and biscuits. Oh these biscuits are wonderful! The Doctor exclaimed. Why thank you Doctor! I made them myself! Mrs, Thurgood said. Oh these are fabulous! Amy gushed. Mrs. Thurgood noticed that Amy was pregnant. Oh my dear how far along are you? Amy looked down at her stomach as Mrs. Thurgood asked. Oh a few months. Where is the father? Mrs. Albee asked.

Oh he is right there. Amy pointed at the Doctor. Hello! The Doctor waved at the ladies. You are not married? both women asked the couple. The two thought back to their time with Beatrix Potter and realized once again not being married and pregnant was a very not good thing in this time period. Oh we are engaged. The Doctor told them giving Pond a look. Yes Yes. Of course. Amy said nervously. Pond we should go. The Doctor got up and helped Pond up. Yes we should let you get on with your sales Mrs. Albee. Oh well if you two must leave. It was a pleasure meeting you. Yes it was wonderful meeting you ladies as well. Wish we could stay. The Doctor turned and grabbed Ponds hand. Come along Pond! Good bye ladies. Good bye Ms. Pond. They told the young Ginger woman. Doctor I cant believe we just met the Mother of AVON! Amy exclaimed once they were out the door I know Pond! Now lets go before we get into trouble! Us? Get into trouble? Impossible Doctor! The two laughed as they headed back to the TARDIS. A scream was heard just as they approached the door. AHHHH!!! SOMEONE HELP US! The Doctor started to unlock the TARDIS. Amy pulled on his sleeve. No Pond! No! I am not going to help them this time! I need a vacation!

Amy crossed her arms and looked at her Raggedy. This wasnt like him and she knew he was just stressed over her and the baby. He stood there in the doorway of the TARDIS. Amy was looking at him as if she was daring him to go in and ignore the cries for help. She knew he wouldnt. Her Doctor would never refuse to help anyone. The two words he always responded to were help me. He knew he couldnt just leave. Whatever was terrorizing the streets of New Hampshire was probably alien. He was just tired of always saving Earth and the Universe. Well I am the Doctor, its what I do. He thought. Come Along Pond! He grabbed Amys hand and led her back into the little town. Now Pond what are we looking for here? He turned on her. She just stared at him and smiled. Pond? Amy hugged him and kissed him passionately. Pond! Please we are in 1886! Stop it! They were already attracting an audience. Doctor I just knew you wouldnt leave! Right Pond. You know me too well love. Now what do we do here? I see no panic. Only that one person was panicking; but from what? Im not sure Doctor. Maybe that person was just a nutter. Maybe so Pond. So TARDIS? Yeah if nothing is wrong then we should go. It was a fun trip! It was Pond. Its a nice place to visit but I wouldnt want to live here! Doctor you got one right! One what Pond?

Ya know, an Earth Phrase. OH! So I did! Good for me! Amy laughed at her Time Lord boyfriend. They once again headed for the TARDIS and once they got there they heard another scream. POTATO MONSTERS! Amy turned around and saw a man running right towards them. TALKING POTATOS MS.! RUN! Amy laughed. She turned to The Doctor to see his reaction. The Doctor was standing there with his serious face on. NO. NO! NOT THEM! I THOUGHT THEY WERE DESTROYED? He thought. Amy looked at him and noticed he was not laughing at the thought of Potato Monsters. Finally he said very quietly This is not a laughing matter Pond! He had his arms crossed and was leaning against the TARDIS. What Doctor? I mean Potato Monsters? Really? Pond they do resemble potatoes. This is true. But they are deadly. Very. Doctor what are they? Amy asked him looking scared. Sontarans Amy. Vile creatures from Sontar. They may be short but they are evil. Now I need you to go and stay in the TARDIS. He clapped his hands and was about to go find the Sontarans. Doctor Im not staying in the TARDIS! Amy yelled at him. He turned back and said Very Well Pond! With those words he picked her up and carried her into the TARDIS. Doctor put me down!

He put her down in their bed. Now Pond. Stay. Im wasting time when I should be fighting those bastard Sontarans! Doctor this is so unfair! Youre only making me stay in here because Im pregnant! Amy pouted. Pond I want you to stay here! Do I need to spank you again? Hell I should spank you for that kick you gave me! He growled at Amy. Oh Raggedy! Come on youre all better now! I just want to go with you! Pond! I said NO! If I find out that youve followed me, youre going to get it! Amy sat pouting. You! he pointed around his ship. Dont let Pond out! No matter how hard she begs! The TARDIS groaned back at the Doctor. Good! He kissed Pond on her head. Ill be back Pond! Yeah Whatever. Amy sulked. He knelt down and told her Oi, Im doing this because I love you! Its for your own safety Pond! Now I have Sontarans to stop! Raggedy! Yeah? You better not get killed! I wont love! I promise! The Doctor walked out of his TARDIS and locked her. He ran to the center of town. There he found a group of Sontarans capturing humans.

He joined the group and found Mrs. Albee there. Doctor. She whispered. Hello Mrs. Albee. Where are we going? Im not sure. These creatures told us to get in a group. They have weapons so we obliged. Where is Ms. Pond? Shes safe. She went home. I see. Why did you not go with her? Someone had to stay and help. The Sontarans were gathering up people to take to their ship They had an evil plan to take over the Earth as usual. The Doctor was remembering the last time he had seen them. I was my 10th self, he thought. I wonder how many there are? He heard a Sontaran walk up to him. Do you have something to say Human? Who? Me? Oh no. Why would I? I saw you conversing with this female. He pointed his gun at Mrs. Albee. Oh her. I was just asking her if you lot were taking us on vacation. You do not seem afraid of us Human. Why would I be afraid of a bunch of short potato heads? Is that an insult? Well it was more of a rhetorical question, but take it how ya want. He didnt want the Sontarans to know who he was. Not yet. He had to think of a name fast. What is your name Human? Tim Pond.

Tim Pond? He thought. For some reason he had been thinking of Tim the boy that helped him defeat the Family of Blood. He was also worried about Pond. Tim Pond? That is a rubbish human name! Well excuse me for being human! The Doctor yelled. Wow first time saying that one. He said in his head. So where exactly are we going Son- um leader? Whew close one! He noted to himself. We are going aboard the Sontaran ship. The Doctor thanked God that Sontarans were just a little bit thick and he hadnt noticed his slip. Sontaran? Whats that? Is that a sort of food? Sounds like an alcoholic drink! The Doctor imagined going up to the bar and asking for a Sontaran. That is the name of my species! I am a Sontaran! Well thats an interesting name! The Doctor was trying to grab his Sonic so he could distract the Sontaran and Sonic him in the Probic Vent. Look those two humans are procreating in the line! The Doctor yelled. The Sontaran turned to where the Doctor pointed. He grabbed his Sonic and aimed it at the Probic Vent. He hit it spot on. The Sontaran fell unconscious at his feet. Mrs. Albee RUN! The Doctor grabbed her hand. Another Sontaran ran up to them before they could run. He noticed his fallen comrade. What happened to GOR the Death Bringer? he asked the Doctor. Oh is that his name? I dont know! He just keeled over! I think one too many drinks on the job!

Who are you? Me? Oh No One. Just a visitor. What is your name human? The Sontaran aimed his gun at them. He thought if I tell him Im his enemy he will surely kill me. My names Tim Pond. Im just visiting. This here is my auntie. Tell him auntie! Yes thats right! Im his Aunt! Poor Mrs. Albee was shaking. See just came to visit my Aunt! Very well. Wait I have a quick question! Yes? Why exactly are we going aboard your ship? Well so we can get rid of you humans and take over the Earth. Why do you want to go and do that for? The Doctor asked as the line moved. So we can have this Planet. Sontar was destroyed. Well you cant just take over Earth! Its a Level I mean thats rude! No one can stop us! We will rule! The Doctor laughed at this. HA! I know of some blokes that can stop ya! He thought of Torchwood and Unit. They were monitoring every alien occurrence in every time period, surely they knew about this. He thought of Sarah Jane Smith and her friends. They also helped save the world. What he really wanted to say was ME, ILL STOP YOU CUZ IM THE DOCTOR! No one can stop us! I doubt HE will make an appearance! What, Who is HE? We Sontarans have an enemy known as THE DOCTOR!

Mrs. Albee gasped and The Doctor gave her a lady dont you dare blow my cover look. Sorry I just injured my toe. She pretended to limp. Oh here let me help you Auntie! The Doctor pretended to help Mrs. Albee. A Doctor you say? What kind of Doctor? He asked. He is a face changer. The Doctor has been a known enemy of the Sontarans for many years. He has destroyed us. Yet we survived and we will triumph. Oh well he sounds like a great bloke! I would love to meet him! In fact I could probably help him save the world! Even the Doctor can not stop us! Oh and why is that? Apparently he has done it before. It seems like he is very capable of doing it again. Say what does this Doctor bloke look like anyway? He wears a suit of human design with red trainers. Why do you ask Human? Oh just wondering. I need a good Halloween costume this year. Sounds like being him would be a good idea. Good he still thinks I look like him. He thought. Well I must go back to the front of the line and send a replacement back to watch you. The Doctor crossed his arms. What do ya need to do that for? We wont run, will we Auntie? Oh no! We will stay right here. Dont you trust us? No I have no trust in humans. The Doctor turned to the group of people. OI WE WONT RUN IF HE LEAVES US ON OUR OWN WILL WE? The Doctor heard a chorus of

NO! See! Just Trust Me! (Im The Doctor) of course this last part he said in his head. He knew he had to get back to the TARDIS. How far away did the Sontarans have their ship anyway? The Doctor felt as if he had been walking for years! The Sontaran was looking at the Doctor like he was up to something. I can not trust humans. I will stay here to insure you do not escape. Great. The Doctor thought. He then had an idea that could save these people. All he had to do was scare the Sontarans; and nothing scared them more then their enemy THE DOCTOR! The Doctor pointed in the air and shouted OH MY GOD ITS THE DOCTOR! This of course caused everyone to turn and look. Once the Sontaran was turned the Doctor took his other hand (that had been holding the Sonic) and hit him in the Probic Vent. The Sontaran fell at his feet like his comrade had. When he was down the Doctor yelled EVERYONE FOLLOW ME! He grabbed Mrs. Albees hand and ran to his TARDIS. A hoard of people ran after the Time Lord and Mrs. Albee. The Sontarans started firing, but luckily all the people ducked and got away. Doctor where are we going? Mrs. Albee asked him. Well to a place we will be safe! They finally got to the TARDIS and he fished his key out. Right, now you all will probably have questions but I will answer them inside. Lets go. He opened the door to the TARDIS and let everyone in.

What is this place Doctor? Oh Mrs. Albee it is so many things! It is wonderful, magical, and lovely! It is my home! She is called the TARDIS. She is my spaceship! A Spaceship Doctor! I never knew such things existed! Oh but they do Mrs. Albee! They certainly do! The townspeople were looking around the TARDIS in amazement. ITS BIGGER ON THE INSIDE! Someone commented. OH IS IT REALLY? The Doctor grinned. Amy came out of their room and looked at everyone. Doctor what is going on? Ahh Pond! He went and kissed her head again. How are you sweetheart? Feeling alright? Oh Im fine love! I was getting bored without you. So what are all these people doing here? Well we needed a safe place from the Sontarans. I figured it would be all right to bring them here. What do we do with them? We keep them safe until I can figure out how to fight the Sontarans. Did the Sontarans recognize you? Course not Pond! They havent seen this face before! They still think I look like my 10th incarnation! Well that is good then yeah? Oh very good Pond! The Doctor led the group into the Library. Just mind the swimming pool.

The last thing he needed was a bunch of humans drowning in his TARDIS in 1886! Pond I need to get to the Sontaran ship! After that I will come up with a plan! Shouldnt you come up with a plan beforehand? Good Point Pond! But that is not really my style! You know that! Yeah thats true love. I should have known that. He pulled her close. Pond once we save the world (again) Ill show you a good time! Oh Doctor I cant wait till we can take a vacation from saving the world! Me neither! First we have to come up with a plan! Blow them up? Nah tried that! Well what happened then? They came back obviously. Right here. Right Now! So any ideas Doctor? Well I have my best ideas under pressure Pond! If I was on that ship I would feel the pressure! Lets go then! OK YOU LOT WE ARE GOING TO TAKE OFF! JUST STAY WHERE YOU ARE AND DONT BE ALARMED! He and Pond ran back to the console. Pond brushed against his thigh. Not now Pond! He thought. The Doctor set the TARDIS to the Sontaran battle ship. Everyone held on to each other as she traveled through Time and Space.

They heard her land and the townspeople were relieved. The Doctor told them to stay back and let him and Pond go out first. In fact they were to stay there. They would be safe in the TARDIS. He hoped. Come along Pond! Doctor what if we run into a Sontaran? Well we say Hello Pond! We surely still have our manners intact I would hope. The Doctor led Pond outside where a Sontaran was standing on guard. He grabbed his sonic and knocked him out. Good shot Doctor! Thanks Pond! He grinned. Now lets see where we are exactly. They walked down a corridor for a while. Ahh this is it Pond! What is it? The headquarters of the Sontaran ship. Lets see what we can find! he sonicked the door. They walked right into the Sontarans headquarters not knowing what to expect. Who are you? a Sontaran asked. Me? Who am I? Im just a visitor. Im just touring this wonderful ship of yours. I do hope it is alright. He held Pond close. Touring what is the meaning of this word? Oh that just means ya know, having a look around the place. Seeing what there is to see. We do not allow tours of our ship to Humans!

Oh no? What a shame! Well we should go then. Come Along Pond! Pond? There was a man on Earth named Pond! He assaulted some of my comrades. Really? Now that is interesting! Why did he do that? He was trying to assist the humans. Well he sounds like a great bloke then! I do not understand how he knew the Sontaran weakness. Only one man knows about it. Who would that man be? The Doctor he knows of us. The Doctor what sort of name is that? How does he know of you? He is a Time Lord. A race that we despise! Oh what did these Time Lords ever do to you? Hmm? The Doctor destroyed Sontar! He did! Well that isnt nice! Now we will destroy his precious Earth and there is nothing he can do! I dont know about that mate! he told the Sontarans. The Doctor yelled What the hell is that? Everyone turned and he used the Sonic to knock out all the Sontarans. He had done the math and knew where he had to be to angle the Sonic just right. The Doctor grabbed Ponds hand and ran. Doctor where are we going? Back to the TARDIS Pond! Hurry! Key quick Pond! He opened the door and they ran inside.

Ok now I really need a plan! Ya think? What was the point of that? Well Pond I just had to make sure they were here. I didnt want them all gone when I arrived! Oh I guess that makes sense! But now what do we do? Well you stay here with the people from 1886! I will stop the Sontarans! Oh I hate staying here! Its boring! Amy pouted. Sorry Pond! I have to go! The Doctor kissed Pond passionately before leaving; not caring if the 1886 people noticed. Amy wished the people were not there and that Raggedy didnt have to save the world again right this moment. He ran out of the TARDIS once again. Wait what the hell am I going to do? He asked himself. The Doctor walked back into the main headquarters of the ship. He figured he could cut the Sontarans a deal, and if they didnt take it; then and only then would he destroy them. He had just wanted to get Pond back to the TARDIS. I shouldnt have let her come out in the first place. He said to himself. He looked around at the ship. The Doctor knew there had to be a teleport on it somewhere, there had been one the last time he fought them. AHH! Here we go! Blimey I better stop talking to myself! He said in his head. He turned and was right in front of a Sontaran blaster. Ohhh Hello! Nice to see you again! Did you have a good nap? Who are you? You seem to know of us! You are not frightened? Me? No course not! Do I need to be? Most humans are frightened of us!

HA! Well Im not most humans! Not by a long shot! The Doctor looked the Sontaran in the eye (of course he had to bend down to do this, since as we all know Sontarans are very short). Say can I ask you something Sontaran? What is it? Are you afraid of The Doctor? he had a smug look on his face. The Doctor does not frighten me! Why would he? Well because he has stopped you. He has stopped you before and he probably will stop you this time! He is not here! He has not appeared to stop us! Sontar will rise again! SONTAR HA! Are you sure? The Doctor asked with his arms crossed. Sure about what human? Sure that The Doctor is not here! I mean he sounds like the kind of bloke that would be here by now. I have not seen him here, or his TARDIS! Whats a TARDIS? The Doctor asked as if he didnt know. It is The Doctors time machine. It stands for . Time and Relative Dimension in Space? How did you know that? Hmmm, I wonder? How could a simple bloke like me know about TARDISES, Time Lords, and Sontarans? He looked at the Sontaran again waiting for him to let it sink in. I hope he isnt that thick that he doesnt get it. You! You are The Doctor! Youre a smart one arent ya? I bet you are the leader and everything of your unit!

You cannot be The Doctor! He looks different! Oh surely you know that my people regenerate! Hello! No! You can not be him! Blimey this guy is in denial. The Doctor thought. Would you like to see my credentials or check my hearts? He pulled out his psychic paper to show it to the Sontaran. For some reason at that exact moment he remembered something he had used on the Sontarans long ago. When he was his 2nd self and well his 6th self. It was a confusing adventure. Coronic Acid! He said in his head. He knew he had a ton of Coronic Acid in the TARDIS. The Doctor liked to buy stuff on sale; when you had his life you never knew what would come in handy. Now I just have to get back to the TARDIS (again). He decided he had to distract the Sontaran. Lots of distracting Im doing today. OI SONTARAN LOOK SOME HUMANS ESCAPED! The Sontaran looked and the Doctor ran! He ran back to the TARDIS and couldnt find his key. He remembered he had left it with Pond. He stood back and snapped his fingers. The TARDIS opened her doors to her Master. Doctor did you do it? Did you kill em? No Pond! Not Yet! I just remembered something that will though! He ran to his chests of items and pulled out the C one. C for Cyberman, no. C for Carrot, ugh how did that get there, C for Christie, Agatha, no. Doctor what are you looking for? Something I need Mrs. Albee! Ahh here it is C for CORONIC ACID!

The volume of his voice when he said the last words made everyone jump. He counted the people. 45. Well 46 including him. He didnt include Pond because of the baby. LOOK I KNOW THIS IS A VERY FRIGHTENING TIME, BUT I NEED YOU ALL TO HELP ME! CAN YOU DO IT? The people nodded and said they would do whatever it took to help. Now I have something here called Coronic Acid. It is very deadly to Sontarans! I need you lot to fill these water pistols! He pulled out a ton of water pistols. Doctor water pistol doesnt start with C! Amy told him. Yes I know Pond, but I thought if I ever needed Coronic Acid I could put them in water pistols. I put them together so I dont have to waste time looking for the water pistols as well! Oh. Good thinking! He handed out gloves to everyone. Now do it quickly the Sontarans know Im here! They would love to get their hands on me and kill me! We have to beat them before they beat us! Doctor what can I do? Amy looked at him. Pond you can talk to me and tell me I can do this! He looked at her with doubt in his eyes. You need me to give you a Pep Talk? Yes Pond! Of course you can do it! Youre The Doctor! Its what you know and Love to do! Saving people! I think you would go insane if you ever stopped! Oh Thanks Pond! That was really helpful! The people were done filling the water pistols. The Doctor had the TARDIS monitoring the Sontaran ship (why didnt he do that in the first place?) and he noted that all the Sontarans were on the ship.

So are we done? He looked around the room. Yes Doctor we are all finished. Mrs. Albee told him. Great! Now when we have a clear opening we can go and kill the Sontarans! Lets hope this time it sticks! Doctor youre going to kill them? I thought you didnt commit genocide! Amy was shocked. Pond I will give them a choice, like I always do. They are Sontarans! They are thickheaded! So therefore I will do what I have to; to save the Earth! Can I come? He looked at Pond and when she asked that question he once again saw the seven year old child he had first met years ago. Please! I dont want to be here all by myself! Ill be careful! I promise! She looked at him with her pouty face. He handed her a water pistol. Come Along Pond! But if you get hurt I will never forgive myself! The Doctor looked at where the TARDIS was. There was a bloody Sontaran outside. It was probably the same one he had distracted earlier. He armed himself with water pistols and made sure everyone had a few. It only took a small amount to kill a Sontaran. Are we ready then? YES DOCTOR! everyone answered. GERONIMO! he yelled as he opened the TARDIS door. The Sontaran had heard him yell and came running towards the noise. The Doctor shot him once with the water pistol. He fell to the ground dead instantly. Wow this stuff works fast!

That it does Pond! Come along! The Doctor led his army into the headquarters of the ship Doctor! It is true! You are him! Yes Hello! The Doctor waved at the Sontarans. Doctor you have regenerated again! Yeah. Weve been over this mate! Im The Doctor! You are the Sontarans! I will stop you! Any questions? You can not stop us Doctor! Oh Please! Im The Doctor! Its my Job to stop you! I have always stopped you and I will again! Either you leave Earth now or I will be forced to use this. He pointed to the water pistol. We will not leave Earth! We are not afraid of Human Water! Who said its water mate? The Doctor shot the Sontaran and like his friend before he fell over dead. The rest of the Sontarans started shooting. The Doctor and his friends also started shooting. Coronic Acid was flying everywhere and the Sontarans were falling. Finally The Doctor and his friends had shot every last damn Sontaran aboard. It was a very unlucky day indeed to be a Sontaran. He thought. Oh Doctor we did it! Amy kissed his cheek. We sure did Pond! Now lets get everyone back home! They headed for the TARDIS once again. Amy opened it with her key and led everyone inside. Doctor I never imagined such creatures existed!

Yes Mrs. Albee Im afraid they do! But they are gone now. Time for everyone to go home! He started the TARDIS and set it for 1886 New Hampshire. Everyone heard the whooshing sound of the ship as she landed. Well, here we are everyone! It was a pleasure meeting you! Thank You for saving the Earth! The Doctor beamed at them. Mrs. Albee, a word before you depart. Yes Doctor? This Company youre in keep at it! You will be famous one day for it! Really Doctor? Oh Yes! They will even have figures of you! Doctor I can only hope that my efforts help people, especially woman! Oh they will Mrs. Albee! Believe me, they will! He hugged Mrs. Albee and told her it was an honor meeting her. Good bye dear Doctor! I will miss you! I will miss you as well! Good bye! Amy then went to say Bye to Mrs. Albee. Mrs. Albee it was a pleasure to meet you! I am honored! Thank you Ms. Pond! The Doctor said that as well, that he was honored to meet me! I wish you much happiness with him and your child! She hugged Amy Goodbye. Well Doctor, shall we? Oh yes Pond! All the people were gone and only The Doctor and Amy were in the TARDIS. It feels quiet without them. Amy remarked.

I know its to quiet in here Pond. Its driving me mad! Lets go watch a movie Raggedy! Alright you pick! Ill make the popcorn! Amy picked some more chick flicks to watch with the Doctor. She picked Ever After with Drew Barrymore and The Princess Bride. The Doctor came back with popcorn, crisps, and sodas. Ahh here we go Pond! Snack time! Doctor youre letting me have a soda? Amy asked with a raised brow. Pond you just saved the World you deserve a soda! Thanks Doctor! But it was your idea! Yeah well I have good ones now and again! he shrugged. Oh Doctor you are so modest! If it wasnt for you the Earth would have been taken over a long time ago! That is very true Pond! So what are we watching? Well I picked these two. They are so romantic! Oh wonderful Pond! I have never viewed these before! He opened the DVD player with his sonic. Now Pond lets relax its been a long day! He cuddled next to Pond and ate snacks with her. Ahh the good old Cinderella tale! Nice blokes those Grimm Brothers! Youve met them Doctor? Oh yes I used to drink with them! When did you drink? Oh, a long time ago. I was a different man!

Obviously because this you doesnt like to drink! Oh Da Vinci is in this one! Good chap! I met him once Pond! SHH! I cant hear with you talking! Right Sorry! The Doctor watched the movie with Pond. All the while thinking about all the continuity errors in it. He wanted to comment on the way things really were during the time of Da Vinci, but he knew it annoyed Pond So what did you think of the movie Doctor? Oh it was lovely Pond! I thoroughly enjoyed it! Shall we watch the other one? Yeah! Put it in will ya? Sure. Where are you going Pond? To the bathroom. Ill be back in a minute! Dont start with out me! Ok you can start now Doctor. What is this movie about Pond? Its a Classic 80s movie Doctor! I cant believe you havent seen it! Yeah well I was busy in the 80s Pond. Well its about Buttercup and Westley. Youll love it! Great Pond! Oi who ate all the crisps? Oops Sorry! Ill go get more Pond. No, wait Ill come with you! Amy dug her nails into his arm. Ow Pond! He released himself from her grip. I thought she was over this. He told himself. Amy are you still afraid to be alone? Amy looked down at her slippers.

Yes. She whispered. Amy, look at me. She looked up at him tears falling down her face. Youre fine love! Im here! Ill always be here! I will make sure nothing happens to you, or this baby! I promise! He realized that is the reason Amy didnt want to stay in the TARDIS not because she was bored, but because she was still terrified of being alone. Oh Amy! Its alright baby! SSHHH! He held her tight. Amy sobbed into the Doctors shoulder. Doctor I dont know what to do! I hate being alone! I just feel safer with you next to me! Sweetie we need to get you some help! Someone else to talk to besides me. She looked up at him from where she was on his shoulder. Amy shook her head at the Doctor. No, Doctor you know how I feel about psychiatrists! 4 Remember! I know Pond. But I dont know how to help you with this. Please Doctor! I promise Ill get better by myself! Pond I dont think you can love. Come lets go to bed and we can discuss this more in the morning. She was exhausted from crying and fell asleep instantly. The Doctor watched the rest of the movie, knowing if he left Pond now she would most likely wake up crying for him. He fell asleep next to her; still wearing his cool bow tie and the rest of his clothes. The next morning the Doctor woke up to see Pond was gone. Pond? Where are you?

Morning Baby! I made breakfast! Amy came in carrying a tray of food for the Doctor. Pond you should be resting at this point in your pregnancy! But it smells really good! Oh I feel alright! Here I made you a bowl of fruit and some cereal. Thanks Pond! He hesitated. There are no apples in this bowl of fruit right Pond? Amy rolled her eyes at Raggedy. No Doctor, no apples! I promise! He looked through the fruit. AHH Pond there is a pear in here! He had hated pears all his lives! Oh I didnt know you didnt like pears! Give em to me! Amy picked out all the pears in the bowl. There now you can eat it! Thanks Pond! Amy ate with the Doctor. She broke the silence. Doctor Im sorry I freaked out again yesterday. I just cant get over the feeling of something bad happening! I know love! That is why we need to get you some professional help. Fine Doctor. But it doesnt mean I have to like it! Amy pouted. Oh my poor Pond! Come on lets go somewhere exciting today! Do we have too? Cant we just stay here? Come Pond it will be good for you! Alright where are we going then?

Well Pond, I was thinking we could go on a date! We never got to relax on our visit to 1886. I blame the Sontarans for that Doctor! As do I Pond! The Doctor had an idea just then. He had the perfect place to take Pond. A place that no one would bother them and they would not find trouble! Come along Pond. Get a fresh outfit on! Im taking you on a date! A date where? Amy asked raising a brow. Its a surprise Pond! Go get ready! Ok. Keep your bow tie on Raggedy! Amy left to go change into an outfit she hadnt cried all over. Ok love. Im back so where are we going? I told you Pond its a surprise. The Doctor set the TARDIS coordinates and took Ponds hand. They heard the whooshing of the TARDIS as she landed. Doctor where are we? Come see Pond. Wait close your eyes first. He covered Amys eyes with his hand and led her out of the TARDIS. Here Pond watch your step. Ok now you can open your eyes. Oh Doctor this is where we had our first date! Yes Pond! I remember it like it was yesterday! Well to you it could have been yesterday Doctor. You are a Time Lord! Quite True love! Pond stay here I will be back in 5 minutes!

No way! Thats what you always say! He saw the fear in her eyes. Amy. Im coming right back! I promise! Alright. Hurry Up then! The Doctor came back with a picnic lunch. Just like the first time they had come to this gorgeous planet named Dusk; which was made of Rubies. Well lets eat Pond. We wont find any trouble here to distract us. I should hope not! Doctor you said you went to a planet like this once before. What was it like? The Doctor shivered at the thought of the Planet Midnight. Pond I would rather not talk about it. I had a bad experience there. Oh, Alright. Sorry. No Pond. No reason to be sorry. Its just hard to talk about. Well lets talk about other things then Doctor. Talk? Yeah what else are we going to do out here? The Doctor looked at her with hunger in his eyes. Doctor! Here! Are you insane? Why not Pond? This planet is uninhabited. There is no one to see us. Amy looked around expecting someone else to appear. We havent even eaten our food yet. Oh yeah. Lets eat then Pond. The Doctor stuffed his face not hungrily but in a hurry because he wanted to make love to Pond.

Doctor slow down! You are going to choke yourself! I dont want you regenerating before this kid is born! Sorry Pond! I can see it now Regeneration by Choking! No that is not good; very not good! She slapped him upside the head. OW Pond! Stop it! When did you become so violent? Probably from hanging out with you saving the world and in bed! She smirked. Oh You! He kissed her swollen belly knocking her sandwich out of her hand. OI! I wasnt done with that! Now it has Rubies all over it! Pond you can have another one later. He growled in her ear. He didnt care about eating right now, all he wanted was his Pond. But Doc Amy had started to say when he grabbed her by the hair and kissed her lips. You were saying Pond? His green eyes shone as he still held her by the hair. I. I forget. Amy breathed. The Doctor chuckled huskily. So Pond do you still want to go and make love inside? Amy looked around again. No. Lets do it here! Great! Ill be back! He had planned this perfect date. He had finally decided it was the perfect time to propose to Amy. So far everything was going according to plan. He hid his Mothers ring in his jacket pocket. His wife had given it to him when he started traveling. She told him to keep it in case anything ever happened to her, and he could give it to someone else that he loved.

The Doctor had tears in his eyes remembering his wife. But now was his chance to start over with Amy. Doctor! Whats taking you so long? Ill be there in a minute Pond! Now where were we? he raised his brows at Amy. She stood up and wrapped her arms around the Doctors neck. She kissed him so passionately his hearts were pounding double time in his ears, or in his case quadruple time. We were right about there Doctor! Amy breathed in his ear. Oh God Pond! That kiss was Wow! Thanks Doctor! Come here you! The Doctor grabbed Amy and kissed her passionately again. The two slithered too the ground together. MMM DOCTOR! Oh Pond! I love you so much baby! So very much! Show me Doctor! Show me how much you love me! He kissed Amy on her neck and trailed down to her breasts. MMM POND! YOUR BREASTS ARE FABULOUS! Doctor dont talk with your mouth full! Sorry! The Doctor pulled off Ponds blouse being careful not to rip it off; even if she did do that to his shirts. Hurry Up Doctor! Amy whined at him. Pond I dont want to rip your blouse it is one of the expensive ones we got in Italy. He finally took her blouse off and placed it next to them.

Its your turn Doctor! Amy kissed him and pawed at his shirt. Oh I cant get it off! Do you need help love? He hoped she didnt rip it off this time and was about to hand her the Sonic to use. No Ill get it! She ripped the shirt and he heard the buttons pop off. POP! POP! Pond! Why do you always rip off my shirts! Well its hot! I just love the feeling of getting your shirt off and seeing your sexy body! The Doctor blushed at this. Oh. I see Pond! Yeah! Sorry If I rip them all the time! The TARDIS can make you new ones anyway! Fuck my shirts! He thought. No wait I would rather Fuck Pond! MMMM AMY! The Doctor kissed her belly again and he felt his baby kick. Shhh sweetheart! Its just Daddy! Doctor dont talk to her when we are about to make love! Its weird! Sorry Pond! Pond can you sit up a bit I cant get your jeans off! Sorry Doctor. Here let me get them off. Amy took off her jeans and sat back down. Ive noticed since you got pregnant Pond you havent worn knickers. Yeah. Its more comfortable. Do you have a problem with it? Course Not Pond!

The Doctor started fingering Amy. OOHHH GOD! He grabbed her hair and kissed her. Doctor! Who? DOCTOR! He fingered her faster. Try again Pond! RAGGEDY! No, not quite! THETA I NEED YOU! AHHH Thats My Girl! The Doctor pulled off his pants and slid himself into Amy. OHHHH DOOCCTOOOR! MMMMM POND! TTTHHHEEETTAAA! AAAMMMMEEELLIIIIAAAA! He was trying to be gentle so he didnt hurt the baby. FASSTTERR DOOOCCTTOORRR! He thrust faster into Amy. FUUUCKKK AMMMMY!!! OOOOOHHHH IMMMM ALLLMMOOOSSSTTT THHHEERREE DOOCCTOOR! MEEE TOOOO POOONNNNDDD!

The Doctor felt Amy gush and Amy felt the Doctor. Amy was shaking afterwards. Doctor you sonicked me! Amy said out of breathe. That I did Pond! He smirked at her. God it felt like we hadnt made love in forever! It has been a while Pond! Since oh before we met Mrs. Albee and killed the Sontarans! Yeah. Shall we get dressed now? Yes it is starting to get a bit chilly. They put their clothes on and sat staring at the stars. Doctor this planet is so beautiful! I wish we could come here more often! Well who says we cant Pond! We do have a time machine and we have no rules. Just let me know when you want to come back. Could we bring Charlotte here? Ya know when she is older? Of course Pond! I love you Doctor! She kissed his nose. I love you too Pond. Shall we get going then Doctor? He felt the ring he had wanted to give Pond in his pocket. Do it! He told himself. Well lets stay a little longer Pond. Its a nice night. Ok yeah! Sounds good! The Doctor knew he had to ask her now before he chickened out. Atraxi, Rabid Ood, and Smilers he could handle but the woman he loved. The woman that was carrying his child; that was what he was truly afraid of. What if she said NO?

He looked up at Amy. Here she was this gorgeous Ginger creature with a cute baby bump. His baby. My baby. He said aloud. What Doctor? Oh nothing Pond. Are you alright? Yeah. Never been better! Well actually Pond there is something I wanted to ask you. Amy wondered what it could be. What if he wants me to go back home? He took Amys hands in his and looked into her eyes. Amy Pond. The Girl Who waited. You dont need to wait anymore. Your Doctor is here. I will always be here when you need me. I am so happy with you! I cant believe Time brought us back together at the perfect moment. He smiled and said Remember 12 years Pond? Of Course! I still frighten those 4 psychiatrists back home! He chuckled at this. Amelia Jessica Pond, I cant wait to have this child with you! I never thought in my wildest dreams I would be a Dad again! You Amy made that dream a reality! I can never thank you enough for being the Mother of my children. What I wanted to ask you was, Amy Will You Marry Me? Amy was silent for a long while. She had imagined the Doctor would ask he had kept hinting at it. So why am I so surprised? She asked herself. The Doctor was worried. Oh God! Shes going to say No! He was still on one knee (which was getting sore already) holding out a ring to her. Amy?

Oh Doctor! Sorry I just left you there! I just got surprised is all! So? What do ya say? Amy had been so surprised by the question she hadnt even noticed the ring the Doctor held. It was a gorgeous diamond ring with some writing in it that Amy didnt recognize. DOCTOR OF COURSE I WILL MARRY YOU! She pulled him up from his position and kissed him. OH POND YOU MADE ME THE HAPPIEST TIME LORD EVER! Doctor what is that writing in the ring? Well Amy that is Gallifreyan. It was my Mothers ring. She gave it to me. Now if you dont like it; I can get you another one. A ring of your own. Amy was touched the Doctor wanted her to have his Mothers ring. She knew it was important to him. Also she thought it was rather beautiful. ARE YOU CRAZY OF COURSE ILL WEAR IT! GREAT! LETS SEE IF IT FITS! He placed the ring on Amys finger and it fit perfectly. FITS LIKE A MITTEN! THATS LIKE A GLOVE DOCTOR! Amy laughed at him. Oh sorry! Like a glove then! What does the writing say Doctor? Well Amy it says IM FOREVER YOURS. YOURE FOREVER MINE. FOREVER AND EVER WE ARE INTERTWINED! Amy gasped at the words. They were so beautiful! See Amy when A Time Lord marries. They are mated for life! There is no such thing as divorce on Gallifrey! Wow Doctor!

Yes, so if we were on Gallifrey that ring would symbolize our love for one another and we could never break up. I would never break up with you Raggedy! Amy smiled at him. Neither would I Pond! Ill love you always! Doctor Can we go home now? Yes love. Lets go! They walked back to the TARDIS and went to bed. The Doctor held Ponds stomach and felt his baby kick. He fell asleep with a smile on his face. Amy cuddled next to the Doctor. She fell asleep with a smile also and for the first time in a long time had wonderful dreams about The Doctor; instead of nightmares. Amy Pond woke up and looked at the man asleep next to her. She smiled as she viewed his sleeping form. She looked down at her stomach. She couldnt believe all this had happened. It still felt like a dream. Meeting the Doctor, losing him, and then meeting him again as an adult. Now here she was pregnant with his child and engaged to him. She looked at the ring on her finger and whispered the words that were engraved inside it. Im forever yours. Youre forever mine. Forever and ever we are intertwined! The Doctor heard her and sat up. Did you say something Pond? he asked as he yawned and stretched. Oh nothing Doctor. I was just repeating the words in my ring. I love them! He rubbed the sleep out of his eyes and went to the bathroom. Amy lay back down and sighed. The Doctor was brushing his teeth and marveling at this change in his life. He sometimes thought him being with Amy was imaginary, or a dream that came from The Dream Lord. He thought he was surely imagining that Amy was his fiance and pregnant with his child. He decided to pinch himself to make sure. OW! Amy heard the Doctor say OW and she ran to his side. Doctor are you alright? He looked at Amy as if he were looking at a ghost. Pond youre here! Doctor what are you talking about? Sorry. I just thought being with you was a dream for a moment. I decided to pinch myself. Oh Doctor. I was thinking the same thing! Are you done here I need to use the facilities.

Yeah Pond. All yours! He smiled and kissed Pond atop her head. Thanks Doctor! Amy brushed her teeth and washed her face. The Doctor decided to get dressed while waiting for Pond. Ok what am I missing? he asked himself aloud. Are you talking to yourself again Doctor? Amy asked as she came out of the bathroom. Oh just a bit Pond. I feel like Im missing something. Amy looked him over. She noticed what he was missing and wondered if she should tell him or wait till he figured it out. Finally he asked her Well Pond! What am I missing? You are missing your Cool Bow Tie love! I thought you would figure it out! Oh my bow tie! How could I forget that? I would be there saying Bow Ties are Cool! to someone without a bow tie! How daft would I look? Well people think youre daft to begin with! So you would just look even dafter! Yeah Im a bit off today Pond! Why is that Doctor? Im not sure Pond. Just something seems odd today or is it Ood? Doctor Ood? Is that a word? Yeah ya know Pond. An Ood. Ood Sigma, Ood Delta. Amy looked at him with a confused look on her face. Oh wait you havent met an Ood yet. I forgot. That was Rose and Donna. Donna Doctor? Yes Pond. Once upon a Time I was THE DOCTOR DONNA. Well not really me. Basically it was Donna. What? I dont get it Doctor. Well Amy. It all started when the Ood told Donna and me about THE DOCTOR DONNA. We didnt know what that meant till later. See Jack had brought my severed hand back onto my TARDIS. I ended up getting shot by a Dalek and almost regenerated. But all my regeneration energy went into my spare hand. Then a while later Donna created a human me, which was my meta-crises. You met him remember? John. Hold on did you say severed hand? Oh yeah. It got chopped off by a Sycorax on Christmas Day. This one. He held out his hand. Well not really. It was my 10th selves right hand. Right? Yes the right one. And what you just grew another hand? Yeah. The Sycorax thought I was a witch! I told him Time Lord. So you have spare body parts? That is insane! Well not exactly I was just within 15 hours of my regeneration so I had enough energy left to grow my hand back. Wow Doctor! I thought I knew everything there was to know about you! I am full of surprises Pond! he chuckled and kissed her belly. What happened to Donna then? He looked at Amy with sadness in his eyes. Well I had to erase her memory. It was a two way biological meta-crises. Essentially she had a Time Lord Consciousness and she couldnt handle it. It was very hard for me to do. Donna Noble is my best friend!

I thought I was your best friend! Oh you are Pond! I just mean she is my best friend next to you! Oh. Ok. Doctor Im hungry and Charlotte is too. She keeps kicking me! Im hungry as well Pond. You want to make breakfast or shall I? Well I can. Im afraid you might make Fish Custard! The Doctor rolled his eyes at Amy. You make breakfast than Pond! Sure Doctor! Amy ran out into the kitchen still in her nightie. Well she ran as fast as she could for a pregnant woman. The Doctor was finally putting on his bow tie. Bow Ties are Cool! he said to himself. Amy was whipping up some omelets and oatmeal for her and Raggedy. Here we go! Breakfast ala Pond! The Doctor laughed hearing Amy refer to herself as Pond. This looks fantastic Pond! Thanks! Of course! I have to keep my baby daddy happy! Pond dont refer to me as your Baby Daddy! Why not? Its the truth! I know but it makes me sound like just a one night stand or a sperm donor rather than the man you love! Im Sorry Doctor! I wont call you that ever again! Thanks Pond! The two sat and ate their breakfast. The Doctor still had a bad feeling. Like something was the matter with him, or something bad was going to happen today. Doctor what is it? Whats wrong? I dont know Pond. Like I said Im a bit off today. Im sure this feeling will pass. I hope so! Youre starting to worry me! Oh no need to worry about me Pond! How are you feeling anyway? He kissed her belly and Charlotte kicked. Good morning Daddy and Mummy! Good morning love! Oh she says Good Morning Pond! Awww Good Morning Charlotte! We love you! I love you too Mummy! She says she loves you Pond! Awww how cute! So any plans for today Ms. Pond? Amy shrugged. I dont know what do you want to do? Not sure Pond. It was nice to go to the past and meet Mrs. Albee. It was Doctor! I just wish I could tell people. Oh you can tell your parents, Martha, Rose, Sarah, Jack. My Parents! Doctor Can we go and tell them? Tell them what Pond? Amy held out her hand to him. Oh Yes! The engagement! Of course! It has been a while since we saw them! Hasnt it?

Oh Doctor! Lets go! Right Pond! Are you going to get dressed? Oh yeah. I suppose. I cant wait till I can wear a mini skirt again! Oh neither can I Pond! The Doctor wiggled his eye brows at her. Oi when I fit into a mini skirt again I am not letting you touch me! WHAT! WHY? I dont want you to get me pregnant again! I mean not so soon anyway! Pond its called birth control! Its called keeping your hands off me! Amy smirked at him. Oh is it? I thought it was called keeping your legs closed! Amy smacked him in the head. OW! That was a joke Pond! You know I love ya! Besides even if I did keep my hands off you; whos to say you would do the same? he smiled at her. Oh now you sound so conceited! I can keep my hands off you! Yeah? Want to make a bet? Sure what do we bet? Well how about we dont make love for one week? Whoever caves first owes the other a date. On one condition, it has to be fantastic! Is that all? What if we both cave? Well then we will just owe each other a date anyway. Ya know its only fair. Ok. That sounds simple enough. Now start thinking of where you want to take me. Oh you do the same Pond. See I have one advantage over you. Whats that? Time Lord. He grinned at her. That same grin he used to have when he was his last two selves. Amy rolled her eyes. Oh Time Lord! You better watch out for me! Go get dressed Pond! Hurry! Amy came back out in a cute winter dress. The October chill was in the air. She knew it would suit the Doctors fancy. He looked at her in that dress and tried to keep his eyeballs from falling out of his head. What did I get myself into? He wondered. How do I look Doctor? Oh Pond, you look great! Really! Thanks love. She whispered into his ear. The Doctor gulped. Yeah so should we go Pond? Sure. Im ready if you are. Alright then. Where are we going again? Amy noticed he kept eyeing her body in the dress. She felt good that the Doctor still found her attractive even while pregnant. Sometimes she felt like a Star Whale! But the Doctor always showed her he loved her. To see my Parents Doctor. Right! Yes! Off we go! He set the TARDIS in motion and shouted GERONIMO!

Amy looked into the gorgeous green eyes of her fianc. She wished they hadnt made that stupid bet. She knew she couldnt resist him. Amy felt herself get wet when he shouted GERONIMO! The two Ponds Mr. and Mrs. were at home having breakfast when they heard a familiar noise. Oh Gus! Shes back! Pam ran outside to see the bluest blue box ever appearing. Wait for me! Gus shouted. He ran outside to see the TARDIS materializing. Well here we are again Pond! Ready? Oh Yes! Amy reminded him of his 10th self just then. Pond you remind me of myself. How so? Well ya know I used to say OH YES! Oh yeah you told me that before. The two held hands and walked out of the TARDIS. OH AMY! Pam tackled her. OOOMPH! MUM WATCH IT IM PREGNANT! Right sorry! Im just so glad to see you! Me too Mum! Amy! Dad! Amy hugged her little Dad. Doctor! Pam went and hugged the Doctor. She took the chance and squeezed his bum. OI! PAM! Oh Sorry! Doctor how are you? Gus asked. Im fine Gus! How are you? Doing well. Shall we go inside? Yes lets! Amy and I have something to tell you! The Doctor wanted to sit down so Pam didnt have any opportunity to pinch him again. They went into the kitchen to talk. Doctor May I talk to you? Of course Gus! He was nervous. Why am I so nervous? He thought. Here he was Last of the Time Lords, THE ONCOMING STORM, PROTECTOR OF THE EARTH, and he was nervous to talk to one man? Doctor I just want to know that Amy is safe with you. The Doctor wanted to laugh in Guss face but knew that wouldnt be appropriate. Of course she is Gus! Im her guy! Well technically, Im her Time Lord; or as she likes to call me Her Raggedy Doctor! Are you sure you can keep her safe? The Doctor thought before he answered this. He thought of all the dangers he had faced. Amy had chosen him so therefore she was a part of it all. He would never let his enemies hurt her or their child. He wasnt about to tell her Father that she would be in danger with him. He decided to lie as he usually did. He had become a great liar in his 907 yrs.

Gus I promise you! Amy is perfectly safe with me! I love her! She loves me! Just Trust Me! Well I will trust you Doctor. But if anything happens to my little girl Oh Gus! Nothing will happen to her! Meanwhile the two women of the house were in the kitchen. So Amy how is your pregnancy going? Fine Mum. Im cross at you now! Why? Did you have to go pinch the Doctors bum? Im sorry! I couldnt control myself! Well I know he is The Doctor! But come on! I rather think he is handsome Amy. I mean he has a nice smile, eyes, I bet he is a sight to see in the bedroom! MUM! You already make him nervous enough as it is! If you keep scaring him he might not want to come back! Sorry! Ill stop! We cant have that can we? I would say not I mean if you want to see your grandchild anyway! Of Course I do Amy! The two men entered the kitchen once again. The Doctor took note to stand as far away from Pam as he could. I would rather be on Metabillus Three right now. He said in his head. Doctor exactly how old are you? Pam asked. Well Im 907 Pam. Blimey! You could pass for my son; if I had one that is. Right yeah. So Pond. Shall we get our stuff from the TARDIS? Stuff? Yeah arent we going to stay for a week? Oh I dont know. I thought. Oh Amy please do! We would love that! Yes we really would Amelia! Ok. Lets go get our stuff Doctor. They walked back to the TARDIS. What was that about? Well I thought you would want to stay with your folks for a while. Oh. I know how nervous they make you. Oh Ill be alright! Im a big boy! Youre a very big boy! Amy wiggled her eyebrows at him. OI POND! STOP IT! REMEMBER OUR BET! SCREW THE BET RAGGEDY! She grabbed him and kissed him so hard he fell back onto the console controls. I WIN! YOU CAVED FIRST! BETTER START PICKING OUT WHERE TO TAKE ME BABY! DAMN! I COULDNT EVEN LAST A DAY! I SUCK! Amy pouted. YES YOU DO POND! he grinned at her. OI SHUT UP! She punched him in the arm. GEEZ POND! WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUNCH ME IN MY LEFT ARM?

Because your right one is your flying the TARDIS arm? OH POND! Hey how come you dont punch your Dad when he calls you Amelia? Are you a nutter or what? I cant punch my Dad! He is my Dad! Did you go around punching your Dad in the arm? The Doctor had a sad look on his face when she said that. Doctor I, Im sorry. I didnt mean it. I. Pond its fine. Come along lets get our belongings. So we can make love now right? The bet is over? Yeah Pond. I think that was the shortest bet in the history of bets! It was! I wish I had more willpower like you! Awww my Poor Pond! Come here babe! he held her for a minute. Well I suppose we should get our stuff. Yes Pond Lets. Sorry about my Mum Doctor. Its alright love. I used to have to swat women off left and right when I was my 10th self. Oh Really? Yeah. I got around back then. Wait that sounded wrong. I mean I used to kiss lots of women, not make love to them. Oh you kissed lots of women? Like Rose, Martha, Donna? Well I was in love with Rose course I kissed her! What about Martha and Donna? Now Martha was just a genetic transfer! With Donna I just needed a shock! What a shock it was! Oh no wonder Martha still fancies you! Pond Stop It! Sorry Doctor. They gathered their belongings and exited the TARDIS. Doctor Im glad I met this you and not your former self. Why is that Pond? Well this you seems more in control. I mean this you doesnt go around kissing every woman he meets! Yes Pond I suppose I have matured with age. My last self was well great! A bit emotional at times but otherwise I loved being him! I actually still miss being him. I wasnt ready to stop being him yet. There was so much I wanted to see and do as him! Oh Doctor! That is so sad! I couldnt imagine having your life! It does get confusing at times Pond; especially when I meet one of my other selves. Has that happened before? I didnt know that was possible. Amy asked as they walked into the house. Has what happened before? Amys Mum asked. Oh The Doctor was telling me how he met his former selves. Oh? Well when I was my 3rd self I met my 2nd and 1st selves. Then when I was my 5th self I met my 3rd, 2nd, and 1st selves. And when I was my 6th self I met my 2nd self again. Last incarnation I met my 5th self. God I loved being him! Who your 5th or 10th self?

Both Pond. Did you get along with all your selves Doctor? Well Pond actually no. My 3rd and 2nd selves did not really get along. They fought constantly! It was quite funny to see me fighting with myself! Oh Doctor I would pay to see that! Ill bet you would Pond! But I would rather not see that again! I bet your other selves would make fun of your bow tie! Amy laughed. OI! Bow Ties Are Cool! Besides my 2nd and 3rd selves wore bow ties! They did? Yes. I showed you pictures Pond. Oh right. I forgot. So shall we go unpack our things? The Doctor gave Pond a look. Yes lets go! The two headed upstairs to Ponds old room. Doctor what did you and my Dad talk about? Oh he just asked if you were safe with me Pond. I decided it was best not to mention the almost miscarriage and all the dangerous encounters we have. Good thinking Doctor. Amy shuddered at the thought of the almost miscarriage. She still had nightmares every so often about it. She wondered if she should get some help of some kind, besides her Raggedy Doctor. Amy are you alright love? Amy jumped at the sound of his voice. She had forgotten he was there. Yeah Im fine. Hey you called me Amy! Well of course I did. It is your name! I know but you usually call me Pond. Oh right. Thinking about the nightmares are you? How did you know that? I just had a feeling Pond. Come lets rest. He lay down on the bed. Doctor I dont know what to do. I still dream about the miscarriage and I dont know how to fix it. I know love. I suppose you wouldnt want to go to a psychiatrist here? Are you kidding me? There are only 4 in town and like I said Ive frightened them all! The Doctor chuckled at this. Oh Pond what am I going to do with you? Love me, have a baby with me, and marry me? OH YES! The Doctor laughed and kissed Pond. Doctor! Yes love? Can we make love now? Im going mad! Here Pond? Doctor come on! The door does lock! Yes but are the walls soundproof Pond? He knew Amy and he were very loud moaners and screamers. He didnt want her parents hearing them. Especially Pam! It was different in the TARDIS. They were alone and they could be as loud as they wanted.

Doctor please? Amy gave him a pouty face. He knew he couldnt resist her pouty face. She was also still wearing the gorgeous dress that she had put on hours before. Well Pond. I have been wanting to take that dress off of you since you put it on. He told her huskily. Well whats stopping you Time Lord? Just then Pam knocked on the door. Amy, Doctor Dinner is ready! The two jumped away from each other. The Doctor had been kissing Pond on her neck. He was making her moan. Damn! I dont want to eat! Amy told him. Amy was hungry alright, for HER DOCTOR! He chuckled at her. Come along Po he started to say. Then he looked down and noticed he had a huge erection. CRAP! he ran into the bathroom. Amy wished she could be helping him with it, but instead she went downstairs to have dinner. Amy where is the Doctor? Oh hes washing up Mum. So what did you make for dinner? Well Amy I made tacos. Does the Doctor like tacos? Im not sure but he probably does. Meanwhile The Doctor threw his pants off and started masturbating. Ohhh Pond! he moaned. Fuuuccck Pond! The Doctor said. He bit his lip and was thinking about Ponds gorgeous pregnant body. Finally he finished and sighed. Ahhh! That was fabulous! he said to himself. He decided he had better get downstairs for dinner before anyone came looking for him. The last thing he wanted was Pamela Pond to see him half naked! The Doctor washed his hands and put his pants back on. He was content for now, but he still needed Pond. Where is the Doctor? Pam asked again. Amy thought Oh hes just upstairs molesting himself. Hell be down in a minute Mum. Im sure he wouldnt mind if we started. Just then The Doctor came bounding down the stairs. Sorry Im late! What did I miss? he asked as he sat next to Pond. Nothing Doctor we were just waiting for you. Oh Pond! You didnt have to wait for me! he kissed her atop her head. Ya know for a Time Lord you sure are late a lot! He shrugged and looked at Amy as she grabbed a taco. Ironic isnt it? he grabbed a taco for himself. I wasnt sure if you liked tacos Doctor. Amy didnt know either. Oh Pam! I love them! Of course we never really ate them on Gallifrey. I dont think I tried one till I came to this planet. Doctor Do you miss Gallifrey?

Oh so very much Pond! Well cant you go back and save them Doctor? I wish I could Pond. They almost came back but I had to destroy them. He looked depressed as he said this. Why Doctor? He remembered back to his last adventure as his 10th self. Pond they were coming back and bringing Gallifrey with them. But in order to do this they were going to destroy Earth. I couldnt let them do that! So I had to kill them. I had to watch them all die again. Oh Doctor! Im so sorry! Pond its the past. Im fine. Everyone ate in silence from then on. Is everyone ready for dessert? Pam asked. Dessert lovely! The Doctor put on a fake smile. Amy took his hand and told him Doctor Im sorry you had to go through all that. Im here for you. If you ever need to talk, you can talk to me! I love you Raggedy! He looked Amy in her gorgeous eyes. Thanks Pond! I love you too! he kissed her hand. Pam came back with banana splits for dessert. Sorry I didnt have any fish fingers or custard Doctor. Oh thats quite alright Pam. I love banana splits! Bananas are good! He remembered being his 9th self and saying that. He also remembered his 10th self inventing the banana daiquiri. This is delicious Pam! You know I invented the Banana Daiquiri! Thank you Doctor. Really you did? Yes well it was my 10th self! The Doctor thought of pouring banana split over Pond. Dont think that now! He told himself. He didnt want to get an erection in front of Amys parents. Who knows how Pam would react! Doctor are you ok? Hmm? Oh yeah Pond. I was just thinking about something. Oh. What were you thinking of? Ya know Pond. Just stuff! Amy looked at him trying to read his thoughts. She knew him well enough by now that she knew what he was thinking. Oh Stuff. I see. She smiled at him. Yeah. We should eat these more often Pond! Maybe you! Im already a Star Whale! Oh Pond! You are gorgeous! Definitely more Gorgeous than a Star Whale! Its expected that you gain weight in a pregnancy. Im sure once Charlotte is born you will lose the weight fast! Charlotte? Yes Gus. We decided to name her Charlotte. Charlotte Pond. Thats lovely! Gus proclaimed.

Doctor youre giving her our last name? Of Course Pam. I mean I have no last name. Do I? Well I guess not. Doctor what is your name? Pam looked at him seriously. Pam I cant tell you that! If I did I would have to start telling everyone! I would have to say Hello Im. Yes? Pam I cant tell you my name! I just cant! Im sorry! Alright Fine. Ill just call you Doctor like everyone else. Thank You Pam. That is my name! Pam rolled her eyes at him. Is everyone done? Amy asked. Yeah Pond. I believe so. Amy picked up the plates and went to do the dishes. Let me help you Pond! The Doctor and Amy washed the dishes together. Amy took off her ring so she wouldnt get it full of water. She admired the beauty of it; the curves and the texture of the Gallifreyan writing. Oh Doctor! We forgot to tell them! The whole point of their visit was to tell Pam and Gus about their engagement and they had forgotten. Well we can tell them after the dishes Pond. Amy shrugged. Ok Ragggedy. Then we can make love? She looked at him and whispered the last part. The Doctor groaned. Really Pond? Yeah come on! What are you two talking about? Oh nothing Pam. Just an adventure we went on last week. Oh what adventure was that? We just went to a Planet. A rather nice Planet and had a picnic. The Doctor thought back to that day. He and Pond had made love on that Planet. Well it wasnt really an adventure Doctor. It was more of a date. Yeah youre right Pond. That sounds nice Doctor. Oh it was lovely Pam! A whole Planet made of Rubies! Rubies really? Oh Yes! Wow it sounds quite impressive! You sure know how to make a girl feel special Doctor! He blushed at Pams comment. Pond did love it. As did I. I think this time we liked it better than our first visit. Right Pond? Yes it was more fun than the first time we visited. So you have been there before Amy? Well just once Mum. The Doctor knew I loved it so much he took me back. He said we can go back whenever we want! Maybe even take Charlotte!

Take my Granddaughter to an unknown Planet! What if some creature steals her? Oh no worries Pam! This Planet is uninhabited! No one was there but us! OH? Pam raised a brow. Yeah Mum. It was a nice date. Gosh Im tired now. Well you should go rest Amy. Thanks you two for doing the dishes. No Problem Mum. Good night. Amy hugged her Mother. Good night Amy. Doctor are you coming? Yes Pond! Good night Pam! Yes Good night Doctor! The Doctor took Ponds hand and practically ran upstairs with her. He in no way wanted to be left alone with Pamela Pond! Whats the hurry love? Well I didnt want to be left with Pam! Amy laughed. Here he was the man who saved the Earth/Universe constantly. He battled enemy after enemy, he was tough and strong, and he was afraid of her Mother? Oh Doctor! I cant believe you are afraid of Mum! I promise I wont let her touch you again. Thanks Pond! I would appreciate it! So Doctor are we going to continue what we started earlier? Seriously Pond? I just dont feel comfortable knowing that your parents are in the same house! Oh but they wont hear anything! Once they fall asleep they dont wake up for the rest of the night! Really? Then how come last time we were here I bumped into your Mother in the dark? It was like she was waiting for me! Doctor youre overreacting! Its not like my Mum has a giant poster of you or something! Ohh or maybe she writes in her diary I The Doctor! Pond Stop it! Doctor my Mum is just a crazy woman! But I promise I will keep her away from you! If you ever find yourself alone with her again just scream for me! Oh I definitely will Pond! I will without a doubt! Then the two heard a knock on the door. Amy, Doctor are you two asleep? Pond go get it! He whispered to her. Why? I dont want her seeing me in my boxers! Plus she is your Mother! Fine! Mum is everything alright? I was just making sure you and The Doctor are comfortable. Yeah we are fine Mum. Thanks Night. Alright Good night Amy. Night Doctor! Night Pam! The Doctor called from bed. Amys Mum left disappointed. She had hoped to see The Doctor in his boxers. That was a close one Pond!

Ill say! She said as she locked the door. There now she cant bother us anymore. Pond we still didnt tell your parents we are engaged! Well we have all the time in the world! Literally! Yes that is true Pond! Raggedy? Yeah Pond? I love you. She whispered in his ear. Ohh God Pond! The Doctor felt himself shiver as the words sent chills down his spine. Quite to his surprise Amy grabbed him forcefully at that moment. Come Here Time Lord! She exclaimed as she tried to suck his lips off of his face. He thought she would succeed at the rate she was going. He kissed her back just as forcefully. Hmmmm Pond. he said as they broke contact. So Raggedy? Now will you make love to me? The Doctor was still worried they would get caught. I feel like a teenager. He thought. Maybe in a bit Pond. Amy started kissing her Raggedy Doctor even harder. She wasnt giving in till he made love to her! Jesus Pond! Let me breathe! Sorry. Oi Pond! Yeah? Gotcha! He started kissing her neck while she was on top of him. Ohhhh Raggedy! Do you love me Pond? Oh yessss Raggedy! Who am I? He hoped Amy didnt say Theta because he didnt want her parents hearing his real name. My Baby Daddy? This upset the Doctor and he grabbed Pond off of him and placed her on the bed. Oh Come On! I was kidding! Doctor! You know Pond you sure know how to ruin the mood! I. Im Sorry! Babe come on! Look Dont Babe me Pond! Just go to sleep! Amy was miffed. She never really thought it would bug him so much. Didnt he tell me it bothered him? She asked herself. Why Dont I ever listen? The Doctor got out of bed. Where are you going? Im going to The TARDIS Pond! Why? I. I just need some time to think. Think about what? Us Pond.

Amy felt her heat plummet. He needed time to think? Is he going to break up with me over a stupid comment? Oh God I hope not! He put on his Pajamas and walked downstairs. Sonicking the door once again he went outside. He was grateful that Pamela Pond had not appeared this time. The TARDIS groaned at him as he opened her. Hello old gal! What am I doing here? Well Pond and I got in a row. Ok fine I got upset over something she said. It was stupid really. I dont know why it upset me so much. He figured it was because he didnt like the term Baby Daddy. He felt like Pond was taking this whole Parenthood thing lightly. While he on the other hand had been a parent and knew what it was like to lose his children. That was the worst heartbreak ever, when he knew he had lost all of his children. He settled into the room he shared with Pond on the TARDIS. Amy meanwhile couldnt believe she had made The Doctor so upset that he went to sleep in the TARDIS. She started crying; well sobbing really and her Mother came in. Amy whats wrong? Wheres The Doctor? He left Mum! What! What do you mean he left? Well he didnt leave. I mean he is in the TARDIS. Oh. Did you get into a row? Yeah. I said something he didnt like and he left. He said he needed time to think about US! Oh Amy. He is just upset. Hell be back! He loves you! The Doctor was tossing and turning in bed. He couldnt sleep. Ive gotten used to sharing the bed with Pond. he said to his ship. The TARDIS groaned in response. Course I love her! I know I thought I wouldnt love anyone again; especially a human! I mean after the whole Rose-meta-crises- me Thing! Did I overreact? Yeah thats what I thought! He got up and sauntered out of the TARDIS. I have to go apologize to her! Thanks for understanding! Just hold still for a while yeah? The TARDIS said something about how she liked this incarnation better than the last. Oh Why is that? The TARDIS responded Because this version of you doesnt hit me with a mallet! The Doctor laughed at this. Yeah. I was pretty wild back then! Well Ill see ya in a bit old gal! Thanks for the advice! The Doctor walked back into the house and up to Ponds room. He found her there sobbing on her Mother. Thank God I have pants on. He told himself. He knocked on the open door. Amy? Amy saw him and jumped out of bed as fast as her pregnant body would allow. Doctor! I thought you left me again! She cried into his shoulder.

He kissed her head and said Never Pond! Never! Oh Doctor I do hope you sort this out! You and Amy are meant to be! Thanks Pam! We will! Good night! Pam took that as her cue to leave. Yes Goodnight you two. The Doctor looked at Amy. His Amy. His Pond. Tears were still streaming down her face. He hated knowing it was him that had caused them. Oh Pond! My Gorgeous Scottish Ginger Pregnant Pond! I am so sorry! (Whoa I sound like 10 again.) I had a nice chat with a friend and they gave me some good advice. They told me I was stupid and made me realize I overreacted. What friend was this Doctor? Oh well the TARDIS. You got advice from her? What does she know? OI! Dont knock her Pond! She is very smart! Amy started laughing at this. Well at least youre not crying anymore. Oh Doctor I love you! Ditto Pond! Now Im tired! Lets get some rest! Yeah sure Raggedy. The couple had settled their differences for now and went to bed. The Doctor looked at Pond one last time before he fell asleep. Amy smiled at him as she drifted off to sleep. Everything was fine until 3 AM when Amy woke up in a cold sweat screaming DOCTOR! He shot up as he heard Pond scream his name. POND WHAT IS IT? She clung to him furiously. Her body still shaking from her nightmare. OH DOCTOR! YOURE HERE! THANK GOD! She hugged him tight. So tight he couldnt breathe. Pond! Losing oxygen here! Sorry. Sorry! What happened love? He took her hands in his and looked deep into her eyes. OH DOCTOR IT WAS THAT NIGHTMARE AGAIN! YOU WERE GONE! THIS YOU! IT WAS ME, CHARLOTTE, AND SOME STRANGER! The Doctor knew he would have to get used to Ponds nightmares even if she hadnt had them in a while. He knew he had to get her used to the fact that one day he would regenerate. That was a fact that he couldnt change. Sometimes he wished he was human. He thought back to when his 10th self had made himself human. Im never doing that again. He made that promise to himself. Doctor can you promise me that you wont regenerate? Amy whispered. Yeah Pond. I promise. He knew he shouldnt have but seeing Amy so scared he decided he would promise to make her feel more at ease.

Go back to sleep now love. Your Doctors here. He stroked her hair as she cuddled into him. Amy fell into a fitful sleep. Tonight was an unpleasantly bad night for her. The Doctor woke up at 8. He was exhausted but his eyes wouldnt close anymore. He had been up half the night consoling Amy. He decided to go take a shower and let Amy sleep. Oh Doctor Good Morning! Yes Good Morning Pam! He was glad he had decided to put on his PJs before he left their room. Doctor is Amy alright? I heard her call your name last night. Or was there another reason? She raised a brow at him. Oh she had a nightmare. Shes been having them for a while now. I was thinking of getting her some help actually. Pam looked at The Doctor and started rubbing his arm. Well if you need any help with her let me know. I think Ill talk to her as well. His mind was telling him RUN! Yeah thanks Pam. Well Im going to go take a shower. Ill be out soon and Ill get Pond up. Alright Doctor. I hope Amy gets over her nightmares. So Do I Pam. He walked into the bathroom and jumped into the shower. He quickly washed himself and his floppy hair, just in case Pam was lurking. The Doctor jumped out of the shower and got dressed. He noticed he was missing his Cool Bow Tie. He went back to the bedroom and looked for his bow tie. He was wearing the blue one today. Pond have you seen my bow tie? I cant find it! Which one blue or red? The blue one love. There it is. How did it end up on the lampshade? I have no idea Pond! The Doctor grabbed his blue bow tie and put it on. Amy ran to take a quick shower. The Doctor was fussing with his hair when Pam knocked on the open door. Oh Doctor breakfast is ready! Great thanks Pam! Pond is still in the shower. Amy came out and saw her Mother alone with the Doctor. Morning Mum. Good Morning Amy! I was just telling the Doctor that breakfast is ready. Oh Good! Im starved! You like Bacon dont you Doctor? Bacon? Me? Well no I dont really Pam. Sorry. Amy started giggling. Oh well thats alright. Amy what is the matter with you? Nothing Mum. I was just thinking about something. Well hurry up you two and come down for Breakfast.

Right Mum. We will. 5 minutes Pond. The Doctor whispered to her. He turned and walked out. Where are you going Raggedy? Well down to Breakfast Pond! For once this Time Lord is going to be early! The Doctor sauntered downstairs and said Hello to Gus. Gus Good Morning! Good Morning Doctor! Fabulous Day! Where is Amy? Oh she is upstairs getting dressed still. Well thats a change. Its usually you that is the late one. Yes thats what I was thinking. For once I wanted to be early. No more 12 years for me! 12 years Doctor? Just then Amy came down the stairs. Morning Dad! Good Morning Sweetheart! How are you feeling today? Im fine Dad. So what are you two talking about? The Doctor here was just telling me something about 12 years. Oh Raggedy not the 12 years! If you think about it in reality it was really 14! I know Pond! I am sorry! I thought you forgave me! I know. Its just useful to me. The Doctor knew that whenever Amy wanted him to do something he didnt want to do (like iron her clothes) all she had to do was say 12 years! and he would give in. He still felt guilty about it and probably always would. Pond whether it was 5 minutes, 6 months, 12 or 14 years you should just be grateful I came back! Oh I am Doctor! Believe me I am! Amy raised a brow at him. Well everyone grab a plate! I made eggs, bacon, toast, and sausage. Help yourselves! The Doctor made a face at the mention of bacon. He got a plate and filled it up with everything else. Amy looked at him and said Are you trying to poison me? The Doctor started laughing and ended up choking on his eggs. Amy heimliched him. Thanks Pond! I almost regenerated! That would be embarrassing! Death by Egg! Oi! You better not go regenerating on me now Raggedy! Oh I wont Pond! I promise! Everyone ate in silence until they all heard a noise. A noise that was impossible. Or so they thought. Doctor that sounded like the TARDIS! NO! NO! NO! He ran to the window and saw his ship sitting comfortably outside. But he noticed that right next to her was another blue box. One that he recognized very well. It wasnt that long ago that he had been piloting her. Pond its me! Outside! This shouldnt be happening! Suddenly the Doctor remembered the feeling he had had earlier. Like something was off.

His 10th incarnation was outside and he had no idea why. Well that definitely counts as something off. He thought. Well Pond! I suppose we should go meet me! Oh Yes Lets! The 10th Doctor and Donna Noble landed the TARDIS. They had no idea where they were. The TARDIS had taken off by herself. Doctor where are we? Well Donna Noble according to the TARDIS coordinates we are in Leadworth, England in October of 2010. Why? Whats here? I dont know Donna. Shall we take a look? Oh Yes! ALLONS-Y! The Doctor took Donnas hand and led her out of the TARDIS. Just as they stepped outside Donna noticed something that shouldnt have been there, or maybe it was them that shouldnt have been there. Doctor? What is it Donna? Look! He looked at where Donna was pointing. Right in front of his eyes was a TARDIS! He knew he was the only one that had one. So he did something he usually did. He proceeded to freak out and run his hands through his hair. WHAT! WHAT? THIS CANT BE HAPPENING! Thats exactly what I said! A man told him as he approached the pair. Following him was a very pregnant Ginger woman, in her twenties by the looks of it; and an older man and woman. Hello Doctor! The man with the crazy hair said as he held out his hand to him. The 10th Doctor was speechless. He just shook the other mans hand silently. What did you do to him? Hes never this quiet! Donna remarked. Donna Noble am I glad to see you! I never thought I would see you again! He hugged the Ginger woman. Oi get off of me! Who are you? Donna its me! The Doctor! Youre not the Doctor! He is! Donna pointed at the spiky haired man. You used to look like him? I like you better. Amy told her Raggedy fiance. OI! 10 said. Pond dont be rude to well me! Sorry. Amy went over to 10 and introduced herself. Hi. Im Amy Pond. Nice to meet you. Hello Amy Pond. Im the Doctor. Amy thought it sounded so odd hearing another man introduce himself as The Doctor. To her there was one and only one Doctor. Her Raggedy! Donna went over to Amy. Hi. Im Donna Noble. Nice to meet you.

Donna! The Doctor was just telling me about you! You know youre his best friend right? He told you about me? Donna looked over at the bow tied man. Yeah. He has missed you. What is going on? Gus asked. Well Gus, this might be a bit confusing for you and Pam. Oh I know! Remember when I showed you the photo album with all my selves in it? The pair nodded. That over there is me! Pamela Pond thought ohh two of them! This one was rather handsome as well! Hello I am Pam Pond; Amys Mum. Hello. Pleased to meet you. Good to meet you Doctor! Augustus Pond! Feel free to call me Gus! Gus its a pleasure! Lets go inside and sort things out! Great idea Pam! Her soon to be son in law said. Would you two like some breakfast? We just ate but there are left overs. Thank you that would be lovely. Do you have Bacon? I love Bacon! Actually yes we do! The three Ponds gave their Doctor an amused look. The Doctors sat across from each other. 11 was more astonished than anything. He knew what he used to look like and all the adventures he went on as him. 10 was checking his older self out. He looked daft as could be in that outfit. I do have nice eyes this time. He thought. Thanks. 11 told him out loud. 10 jumped. OI! Stay out of my head! I cant help it we are the same person! Im in your thoughts and you are in mine. Although that isnt a good idea since I am your future! Yes youre right! Want my last piece of Bacon? Oh no thanks! I never touch the stuff! The Doctor was outraged. WHAT I DONT EAT BACON ANYMORE! Amy wished she could tell him the hilarious story about the bacon, yogurt, beans, bread and butter, and finally fish custard. But she knew the one person she couldnt share that with was The Doctor. Calm down! Youre making my hearts hurt! Sorry if I lost my taste for bacon this time around! th The 11 Doctor was clutching his hearts. Are you alright Sweetheart? Oh Im fine Pond! Sweetheart? 10 thought. Usually his companions didnt call him by such loving names. So what shall we do today Pond? Well how about figure out why your former self is here!! Right. Maybe if we go shopping it would help us figure out why.

Oh shopping! Yeah lets go! Donna stated. I love a little shop! Both Doctors said. Alright. I wanted to pick up some more things for the baby anyway. Great Pond! 10 looked at the two. No. I cant be! No! He was praying to the heavens of Gallifrey that he wasnt with this human. The last thing he wanted was a child with a human. He thought that maybe she had a boyfriend and that was his child. Oh Mum and Dad we forgot to tell you something last night! What is it Amy? Well Mum, The Doctor and I are engaged! She held out her hand and showed them a gorgeous ring. Oh Amy congratulations; this is so exciting! Well Done Doctor! I knew you would do the right thing! Thats fabulous! Donna squealed. 11 looked at his former self and saw a look on his face; a look that he knew he had given to many an enemy. Arent you going to congratulate me? he asked his former self, trying to break the tension between them. The 10th Doctor looked up at him. In an almost whisper he told Amy Take it off! Im sorry? He then turned the complete opposite and started screaming at Amy. THAT RING TAKE IT OFF NOW! He lunged at her from across the table; managing to knock Amy on the floor. He was trying to rip the ring off her finger! OMPH! OI GET OFF ME! DOCTOR HELP! 11 managed to get his last self off of Pond. Donna helped her up and made sure she was ok. OI WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU? KNOCKING A PREGNANT WOMAN TO THE FLOOR LIKE THAT! ARE YOU MAD? 10 was going on about how HE was The Doctor! ME! IM THE DOCTOR! NOT YOU! ME! LOOK I KNOW THIS IS A SHOCK FOR YOU, IT IS FOR ME TOO! BUT YOU CANT JUST GO ASSAULTING POND! I REALLY AM RUDE AND NOT GINGER ARENT I? YOU MEAN IM GOING TO MARRY HER? HOW COULD YOU? HOW COULD I? OI! Amy had taken offense at this. OK YOU NEED TO CALM DOWN! LETS GO UPSTAIRS! I DONT WANT TO GO UPSTAIRS! I WANT TO KNOW WHY YOU GAVE HER MOTHERS RING! 11 said in a calm voice, Ill explain to you upstairs me! Oh fine! The two Time Lords walked off. Wow I did not see that coming! Amy exclaimed.

He usually isnt like that. I cant believe he jumped you! Are you alright? Yeah Im fine Thanks. Amy I think we should take you to my Doctor just to make sure you are alright. No! No way Mum! This baby has two hearts! How are we going to explain that to a regular Doctor? Birth defect? Gus offered. That is exactly what The Doctor said! The two Doctors were upstairs in Ponds room. Just what do you think you are doing trying to rip off Ponds finger? I. Im sorry! I just dont know what came over me! When I saw that ring, it reminded me of Serafina (the Doctors wife) and of when Mother gave it to me! I know. I think of Serafina everyday! Believe me I know what you mean! Literally! 10 chuckled at his older self. I thought I wouldnt fall in love with anyone again. I mean after I lost Rose in the Parallel Universe! I just thought I would never find another human that could compare to her! Well Pond is wonderful! Shes smart, funny, sweet, and has a hell of a right hook! Oh? Yeah. Spoilers! Spoilers you sound like someone I met once. Good ole River Song! 10s mouth dropped at this. I meet her again? Yes and again Spoilers! How did you know I meant River? Hello! Youre talking to your 11th incarnation! Remember? Yeah. You just dont seem like me. That was a pretty stupid question. Ill say! You already did! Oh this is going to be interesting! I had a bad feeling today like something was off. Now I know why. I told Pond the exact same thing! So Pond? Shes pretty cute. I thought you were outraged at the fact that you are marrying her. Well Ive calmed down now. I better go apologize! Like Hell you better! You were insane down there! It reminded me of the Time Lord Victorious thing. The What? Ohhh Spoilers! I better shut up! We should go see if Pond is better now. Oh yes! ALLONS-Y! GERONIMO! GERONIMO? I say that now? It doesnt really fit the situation. 11 shrugged. Yeah but point being no more ALLONS-Y! Ohh. I like saying ALLONS-Y! Remember ALONSO? Of course! How could I forget?

The two Time Lords came downstairs. Both were in much better moods. 10 went over to Amy. Amy Pond Im sorry I assaulted you. I guess I just didnt expect to see my Mothers ring on someones finger ever again. Can you forgive me? Amy looked at him for a while. This man was not The Doctor. Not as far as she was concerned. Yet he had such a Doctor-ish quality about him. He gave her a grin. A grin that her own Doctor possessed as well. Well I guess I can forgive you; after all I am going to marry you! But if you made me have an almost miscarriage again, Ill kill you! Almost miscarriage? Donna asked. Yeah Pond and I had a scare a while back. Shes all better now though. Lets go shopping Doctor! Amy said as she grabbed Raggedys hand. Right Pond! Lets go! Allons-y! 10 said. Mum would you like to go shopping with us? No Sweetheart its alright. You go ahead. Are you sure Pam? Oh Yes Doctor its fine. So Pond where are we going? Well to the Maternity Shop love. Ah yes! Off we go then! The four people headed out of the house. So Amy what are you having? Donna asked the younger Ginger woman. A girl. Amy and the two Doctors answered. Amy turned around to face the two Time Lords. Im sorry is your name Amy? No. Im The Doctor. They both said. Amy and Donna started laughing and went off arm in arm. Would ya look at that! 10 exclaimed. Course they are going to get on! Its the hair! 11 told his younger self. 10 rolled his eyes and both men said Why cant I be Ginger? Do you want to walk arm in arm now like the girls? 11 asked. What are you mad? Course I am you should know that! But I was kidding. Im not Jack, and I definitely wouldnt hit on myself! Oi whats wrong with me? Nothing! Being you was fantastic! Now you sound like you want me to hit on you! What? Oh no Im just saying ya know? Yeah. I know what ya mean. They went and caught up with the women, who were entering the shop. Oi Pond wait for me! He of course meant both of him. The Doctors walked into the shop behind the women. Hello again! May I help you? The saleslady waved at Amy. Hi. I just needed some more baby items, oh and maybe some new clothes. Great I can certainly help you out there!

The saleslady looked at Donna. Do you need help miss? Are you expecting? What! Who! Me! NO! Why do I look pregnant? Well no its just that you are in a maternity shop. I just assumed. Sorry. Oh. Im just here with Amy. Ya know to help her find cute baby stuff! Right. Yes come this way! The Doctors were sitting in comfy chairs talking. So what do we do here me? 10 asked his older self. Well last time I had to carry all the bags. Oh did you have to hold Amys purse as well? Just then Donna and Amy came over to the men. OI SUNSHINE HOLD MY PURSE! Raggedy can you hold my purse please? The 11th Doctor chuckled at his former self. 10 thought Amy was much nicer in asking him to hold her purse. Why does she call me Raggedy? He wondered. Fine Donna Noble Ill hold your purse. Hold on, youre not pregnant! Yeah but I still want to look at all the cute baby stuff! It gives me something to hope for! th The 11 Doctor took Ponds purse. Lord Pond what do you have in here? Just the essentials. Pond you shouldnt be carrying so much weight when you are pregnant! Well that is why I have your big, strong, gorgeous sexy arms to carry it for me! Right Raggedy? Yeah Pond. Just hurry up! Oh and Doctor Can you not look through my things? Remember what happened last time! Right Pond. This time I have me to talk too! He put an arm around his younger self. The women disappeared in the store leaving the men to their own devices. 10 looked at his older self, So what happened last time? I suppose I can tell you. Yeah its not a major spoiler! True. Well we were in a store in Paris and I was holding Ponds purse. She was off buying some new clothes or something. I got bored and started looking through her bag. Oh? Well that sounds very me! You know I cant stay still for to long! Yes I know that very well! Anyway I was just rummaging around in Ponds bag when I heard a buzzing noise. Ohhh? 10 said again raising a brow. Yeah thats what I thought! It was just vibrating mascara! 10 started laughing hysterically at this. HAHAHAHA! AND I THOUGHT IT WAS A! OH MY GOD! He had startled some women shopping nearby. Calm down! Youre scaring the ladies!

Ladies I am sorry! So sorry! My friend here just told me a hilarious story about my future! The women looked at him as if he were a nutter. Would you shut up! Sorry. Sorry! So what happened after you figured out it was mascara? Well Pond came back and asked why I was using her mascara! I told her I wasnt that I had just gotten bored and looked through her bag. She was pretty upset about it! Why would you think she had a vibrator in her purse anyway? I mean judging from the size of her I would say you satisfy her very well! Or shall I say I satisfy her! He wiggled his eyebrows. Oi are you calling Pond fat? She thinks she is the size of a Star Whale! I had to reassure her she is not! No, Im just saying you (I) satisfy her in the bedroom since she is pregnant! Whats a Star Whale? Oh yeah that would be Spoilers again! The women were shopping still. Amy was trying on a dress when she felt a liquid running between her legs. She had actually decided to wear undergarments today. She looked and saw blood, dark red coming out of her. DOOOOCCCTOORRR! The Doctors ran to the dressing room. POND WHAT IS IT? WHATS WRONG? He saw Amy was bleeding once again. It terrified him. HOLY CRAP! POND WE HAVE TO GET YOU OUT OF HERE! He scooped her up and told the saleslady Hell pay for the dress! and ran out the door; leaving 10 and Donna inside. The Saleslady looked at 10. Oh I you know I left my wallet in the car. Oh just go! Make sure your friends are alright! Really? Well Here! Donna handed the saleslady some money. Really its ok. No we cant let you do that for us! Well be back and let you know how she is! Come on! Yes please do that! I hope she is alright! The Doctor had run back to his TARDIS with Pond in his arms. Ok. Shhh. Youre going to be alright baby! Im here. Doctor where are The Doctor and Donna? Oh I left them in the store. Oops. We should wait for them. Pond we dont have time to wait! Youre a Time Lord! Last of! You have all the time in the Universe! The Doctor and Donna showed up just as 11 and Amy were going to take off. Come On Doctor! I dont think I should go in there Donna! I mean its my future! Oh just shift! Donna pulled The Doctor into his future TARDIS.

Oh shes had a makeover! Yes Donna Noble it appears she has! So then where am I? He looked around for the Doctor. My guess would be the medical bay. Good thinking Donna! The two rushed to the medical bay. Oh Im glad youre here! Really? Wait no hold on. What are you doing here? You shouldnt be in here! See I told you Donna Noble! Now Im getting a scolding from myself! Sorry Doctor. We could always follow in our TARDIS Donna. Why youve already seen your future one! Besides I need you to do me a favor! Sure anything for myself! Donna was starting to get a headache with all the confusing talk the Doctors were doing. Well I need you to pilot the TARDIS while I stay here with Pond. Right I can so do that! Yeah do you know how? 10 gave him the same Duh look that 11 had given him. Youre kidding me right? I was flying her before you! Oh of course; another stupid question. Well let me at least put in the coordinates. I think I can manage that. Just tell me where we are headed. Well we need to go to the UNIT branch in Manhattan. Manhattan? As in New York Manhattan? No Venus Manhattan! Why UNIT, why not TORCHWOOD? UNIT helped us last time. Martha is there. Martha Jones? How many Marthas do we know? Right. Ill get on it! Thanks. I appreciate it! Hurry! Oh and be gentle with her! 10 who had walked off popped his head back in and said What do ya mean be gentle with her? I always am! Oh If I remember correctly and I do you used to hit her with a mallet constantly! She even said she likes me better now because I dont hit her! Doctor TARDIS abuse! Im shocked! Donna told her Doctor. Oh Shut Up Donna! Would you just hurry up! Im not about to lose my baby and possibly my Fianc because you wont drive! Sorry! Doctor shes going to be alright? Isnt she? I hope so Donna! I hope so! 11 kissed the top of Amys head. Amy. Amy hear me! Remember Prisoner Zero? The Daleks? Vincent? You remember Vincent right? The Ultimate Ging? Amy had lost quite a bit of blood and had passed out a while ago.

I shouldve never waited for you two! Doctor Im, Im sorry! Is there anything I can do? Yes Donna. Go check how Im doing at the controls! Alright! Doctor are we almost there? Your other self is asking. Yes we are Donna Noble! Tell him were here! Donna ran back to 11 and Amy. Were here Doctor! Great! I need to take Pond out first! Martha Jones heard and saw the best thing that had happened in her life; The TARDIS. She wondered what the Doctor was doing here again. She watched as The Doctor came out (it was like dj vu to Martha) carrying a Pregnant bleeding and this time unconscious Amy Pond. Martha I need your help again! Oh Doctor! Come on bring her in here! The Doctor rushed Amy to a bed. Just then the 10th Doctor and Donna Noble stepped out of the TARDIS. Martha Jones! Martha turned around and saw the one man she never thought she would see again; Her Doctor! The one with the suits, Converse, and Spiky hair. Doctor! She ran and hugged him. Oh Martha Jones its fabulous to see you! I wait, what are you doing here? You shouldnt be here with him! She pointed to 11. Yes I know. It just happened! Hello Martha! Donna! How are you? Alright. You? Well Ive been better. Im getting a Divorce. Oh Martha Im so sorry! Its ok Doctor. Martha can we focus on Pond? Right Amy! Sorry! Dr. Freeman this is Dr. Jones! I need you now! Dr. Freeman ran into the room. What is it Dr. Jones? Martha pointed at the bed where Amy lay. Oh Amy! What happened here? He looked at Amys Doctor. Im not sure we were shopping and she started bleeding. Then she became unconscious. Ill be right back. Let me get my equipment. Oh Of course. The 11th Doctor told him. Mickey Smith chose this exact moment to walk in the door to take his soon to be ex-wife to lunch. They had to discuss certain things pertaining to their divorce. Doctor? Both Doctors turned to see who was calling them. Mickey Smith!

Mickey Hello! What are you doing here? He pointed to 10. Honestly I have no idea! Its good to see you Mickey! Mickey Smith looked at the 10th Doctor and punched him in the face. OI what the hell was that for? For sleeping with Martha! Martha shook her head. WHAT! WHAT?! 10 looked at Martha. Martha Jones I never slept with you! Why would you say such a thing? Doctor Im sorry! I was just jealous! I mean you kept falling in love! I just wanted it to be me! Martha I never fell in love with anyone! Donna snorted at this. Oh no Doctor? What about Rose, Joan, and now Amy! Martha I dont love Amy! Well technically I do but..! God Martha! Oi! Can we remember why we came here? We can discuss who slept with whom later! 11 snapped. Amys gynecologist was looking her over. Well she has lost a lot of blood. She will have to stay here for a few days. The baby seems to be fine. Can anyone tell me what happened? He looked around at the group of people. 11 looked at 10. 10 looked at Donna. Donna looked at Martha. Martha looked at Mickey. ITS YOUR FAULT! SHE WOULD BE FINE IF YOU HADNT PUT YOUR HANDS ON HER! 11 lunged at his former self. Mickey grabbed him just in time. Im sorry! Im soo sorry! I just lost control! Forgive me please! The 11th Doctor was so furious at his past life all he wanted to do was choke him! FORGIVE YOU! ARE YOU KIDDING ME? THE WOMAN I LOVE IS UNCONCIOUS AND ALMOST LOST OUR CHILD FOR THE SECOND TIME; AND YOU WANT ME TO FORGIVE YOU! The Doctor had never been so mad at himself. Now would anyone like to explain what this argument is about? Dr. Freeman asked. Well I proposed to Pond. Amy. Doctor thats great! Thank you Martha! Anyway Amy was showing her Parents the ring. Donna and my younger self just happened to be there too. I (here he pointed at 10) saw the ring and went into a rage! I literally jumped across the table and on top of Amy. I tried to rip the ring off of her finger! Doctor why would you do such a thing? Well Martha, I just got upset. I mean here I was finding out I am going to marry a Ginger Scottish woman who is pregnant with my child! It was a little hard to take. I never thought I would see my Mothers ring on anyones finger but S Who? No one Martha. No one. I know she would have wanted me to be happy. 11 told his younger self. Yes. I just miss her so much!

I know. As do I. But shes gone and there is nothing we can do. The Doctor saw his Gorgeous, Scottish, Crazy, and Stubborn Pond lying in the bed. He wished she would just wake up! He walked over and put his hands on Amys temple. Amy love come on. Your Doctors here! Remember me. Remember when you were seven? You asked if you could come with me and I told you five minutes? I need you to remember that Pond! Remember it and wake up! Fish Custard! Ya know the Fish Custard? Seven? Donna mouthed to 10. 10 shrugged. He had heard three distinct words while listening to his older self; Seven, Fish and Custard! 11 had forgotten his younger self was even there. The only person he was concerned about was Pond. Oi quit telling me Spoilers! The Doctor turned around, having for the moment forgotten his anger at his last self. Sorry. I forgot you were here. Did you say something about seven? Yeah thats how old Pond was when I met her. Well how did you end up with her as your fianc then? Spoilers! Seriously! Damn! Then The Doctor of the 11th variety heard a faint, Why did you say five minutes? Pond Oh My God Baby! Youre awake! Where am I? Shh. Dont try to talk love. Just be still. Youre in UNIT baby! Your Doctor said you will be fine in a couple days! You are My Doctor! Her Scottish voice was weak and tired. Shhh. Pond Everythings Going to Be Fine! Thats what you said when I was seven! Well I was right then wasnt I? Yeah it was fine after you saved the Earth! Thats what I do Pond! Save the Earth! Sometimes the Universe! 10 added. Oh quite right me! What about Charlotte? Charlotte will be fine Pond! She just needs rest! Which she wont get if her Mother doesnt rest! God Doctor! Was this what your bad feeling was about? Im not sure Pond. Maybe. At first I thought it was about me meeting me. Amy looked at the 10th Doctor and noticed he had a black eye. What happened to you? Mickey Smith punched me for sleeping with Martha! Which I did not do! Oh well at least someone punched you! OI! DONT OI ME! IF IT WASNT FOR YOU I WOULDNT BE HERE! Pond calm down. Just rest.

The Doctor really had to go to the restroom and was about to leave when Amy grabbed his arm. Raggedy where are you going? Pond I have to pee! Can I go with you? No you are plugged into all these machines! Besides it is the mens restroom! Not like on the TARDIS when you watch me pee all the time! Well Hurry Up! I hate being alone! The Doctor ran for the restroom as fast as he could. You watch me pee? 10 asked. Yeah. I do! So what? Thats kinda weird! Oh shut up! Amy you are not alone. We are here to keep you company. Donna stated trying to calm her. Im sorry. I didnt mean that. I just meant Im used to being near the Doctor. I have had horrible nightmares about this happening again and he has always comforted me. Well I could give it a go. I mean I am him. Oi you stay away from me! Alright. Alright! The Doctor was washing his hands and realized that Pond would have these dreams again. For his sake and Ponds he needed someone to help them. He figured this would be the perfect place to find someone. He walked back to the room and found Martha. Martha can I talk to you? Oh yeah. What is it? Can we step outside? Its important. Sure. He noticed Mickey giving him a look. What is it Doctor? Look Pond has been having nightmares for weeks now! I thought they were gone but the other day she had 4 in one night! Blimey I might regenerate from sleep exhaustion! I need you to find Amy a good psychologist. One thats not to shrinky. You know how she feels about them. Yeah sure Doctor. No problem. I have just the one! Martha grabbed her mobile and dialed. Dr. Sweets its Dr. Jones. I need your help. Hello Dr. Jones how may I be of service? Well I have a friend here who could use someone to talk to. Are they with you now? We can set up an appointment for them. Yes. Hold on. Doctor would you like to talk to the Doctor? Martha, I Am The Doctor! Martha rolled her eyes at him. Oh you know what I mean! The Doctor chuckled at Martha.

Martha is the good Doctor still on hold? Oops! Here! The Doctor took the phone from Martha. Hello Dr. Sweets I presume. Yes may I ask who I am speaking with? Dr. Sweets this is The Doctor. Oh a fellow Doctor. What are you a Doctor of? Everything. Im sorry? Everything. Dr. Sweets thought this Doctor fellow had narcissistic tendencies. No one could be a Dr. of everything. I see. Can we set an appointment for you to come in Doctor? Well Im not the one that needs the help. Its Pond. She has been having nightmares for a while now. Pond? Oh sorry. I mean my fiance Amy Pond. I can set up an appointment with her. Is she there with you? Thats the thing. She is confined to her hospital bed at the moment. I also think it would be best if you didnt announce you were a psychologist. She mistrusts them. Oh I see. Well Doctor I can go to her room and see her. Which room is she in? She is in room 206. Right. I will be down in 5 minutes. Yes. Please Hurry. Dont take 12 years like I did! Im sorry? Oh nothing. Just an inside joke between Pond and I. The Doctor hung up the phone. Martha how do we explain Dr. Sweets to Pond? Any ideas? Me? Youre the genius here! Well it seems I am better at saving the Universe than personal situations like this one. I would say so. Wait what about your other self? I dont want Dr. Sweets to think you are a nutter! That might be hard considering there are two of you around right now! Oh. Hell be fine. If I know me, and of course I do I will behave perfectly. I hope so. Besides Im not the crazy one here! I mean I had one too many banana daiquiris and ended up marrying Queen Elizabeth the First and everyone thinks Im mad! Well you did change history by sleeping with her! I thought you werent supposed to change history! Give me a break Martha! I was drunk! I mean everyone makes mistakes! Even Time Lords! Yeah. Just dont mention the T L words around Dr. Sweets. Or the fact that you have two hearts. I thought he knew me. Isnt it a job requirement at UNIT to know who I am? Ok now you just sound full of yourself! Dr. Sweets is new. He just transferred from D.C. last month. His job doesnt require knowing who you are. Oh. Well he will learn first hand who The Doctor is then!

So I guess that means I cant mention the TARDIS either? No. As far as Dr. Sweets is concerned you are just a crazy bloke who goes by the name Doctor because he hates his real name or something. Right. Where is he anyway? He said 5 minutes. Its almost been 12 years! Doctor just be patient. And please dont mention any unearthly things, like Daleks, Time Wars, Gallifrey or anything. Martha dont worry about me! Or um the other me! We will be fine! I hope. Finally Dr. Sweets rounded the corner and found Dr. Jones. Sorry I got lost. Im still learning my way around here. The Doctor snorted at this. Martha nudged him. Oh sorry. I was just thinking about my 4th self eating jelly babies. I used to always ask people Would you like a jelly baby? Once I asked Davros! Dr. Sweets gave him a what the hell are you talking about? look. Martha nudged the Doctor again. Yes Dr. Sweets a pleasure to meet you. Would you like to see Pond now? Yes. I would very much like to meet Ms. Pond. He took note of the Doctors words my fourth self. I wonder if he has multiple personality disorder. The three walked into the room. Hold on let me talk to Pond first. He whispered to Dr. Sweets. Pond how are you feeling love? Im fine Doctor. Where were you? I got worried. Whos he? Amy this is a friend of Marthas. Hes here to help. His name is Dr. Sweets. Amy looked from Her Doctor to Martha to Dr. Sweets. Doctor I dont need his help. I just need you. She clung to his arm as she said this. He released himself and said Pond weve been over this numerous times. Havent we? You need someones help other than mine. Alright but if he tells me something I dont like I will bite him! Dr. Sweets had a frightened look on his face. The Doctor noticed this and chuckled. He looked at Pond and spoke to her as if she were a child. Now Pond you know you cant go around biting people. Youre not seven years old anymore love. He stroked her hair gently. I know. Life was just so much easier back then when you were eating Fish Custard in my kitchen. Dr. Sweets noticed the usage of the words youre not seven years old anymore. Do I really eat Fish Custard now? The Doctor gave his younger self a shut up in front of the psychologist who doesnt know who we are! look. Come on Donna lets go find something to drink. Maybe we can go to a bar. Think they have banana daiquiris here? Oi Dont you dare take my car! The older Doctor told him. Doctor Do you always fight like this with yourself? Donna asked. I have been known to Donna. 10 answered.

Come lets go and let myself and Amy talk to the shrink. Donna did I ever tell you I met Freud? Really Doctor? Yeah Ill tell you in the hall. Come on Martha Jones! Coming. Hey where is Mickey? Oh he left a while ago Martha. He did Doctor I didnt see him? Either he left or a Vashta Nerada got him! They were out in the hall now letting Amy and Her Doctor have privacy with Dr. Sweets. Sweets was noticing the conversation going on between the group. He thought for sure now that the Doctor was suffering from multiple personalities. Doctor would you mind stepping out in the hall so I could talk to Amelia alone? Amy gave him a look. Fire was in here eyes. If he had been sitting near her she would have tried to beat the crap out of him. The Doctor noticed this. I forgot to tell him not to call her Amelia! he thought. Of Course Dr. Sweets Doctor dont leave! I want you here! If you leave Ill bite him! She glared at the man. Pond dont you dare! Ive told you about that! Ill be right here in the hallway with Martha, Donna and myself. Maybe, maybe you should stay. Dr. Sweets sounded nervous. Oh youll be fine! Just dont call her Amelia again. Doctor please stay! Pond Ill be right outside! Ill be back before you can say Wheres he got to now! The Doctor left and popped right back in shouting NOT THAT FAST! But pretty fast! Amy and Dr. Sweets jumped when The Doctor popped back in. Oh Doctor you said that when we met Vincent! Yes. I remember Pond. Now talk to Dr. Sweets some. Ill be right here making sure I dont get into trouble. You not get into trouble! I find that highly unlikely! Well Im going now; really. Have a nice chat! Remember Pond! No biting! So how are Amy and Dr. Sweets getting on? 10 asked him. Well Pond keeps threatening to bite him. Oh she is a feisty one! Yes she is me! I just adore that woman! Oh God! What is it older me? I didnt warn Pond about Dr. Sweets! She might tell him about us! He pointed at him and 10. What? He doesnt know who we are? No. I thought you understood that when I gave you a look. Oh right. Well if Amy Pond does tell him about us, he probably wouldnt believe it. I mean he seems like a rational man. Exactly! Then he would recommend that Pond be locked up in a padded cell! The 10th Doctor snorted. Like thats gonna happen mate! Might as well lock her up in the TARDIS!

Yeah I have! What? Why? Well I had to go fight something and shes pregnant! I wanted to keep her safe! Who have I become? Im all floppy haired, not Ginger, and wear a bow tie! Oi Bow Ties are cool! Bow ties are cool my arse! The 11th Doctor tried to punch his former self again. Doctor Fight! Donna yelled. Martha thought it quite hot how the two were going at it, even if they were the same person. She knew she had to break it up before security was called. OI! STOP IT BOTH OF YOU! The Doctors stopped and noticed they were on the floor arms and legs tangled around each other. WHAT ARE YOU TWO A BUNCH OF KIDS? Oh Martha Jones Im so sorry! Martha I, Im sorry. I just dont like people dissing my bow ties! 11 helped his former self up. I already have one black eye! Do I need another? Right Sorry about that me! Friends? Oh Yes! The two shook hands. Talk about an internal conflict! Donna noted. So where am I now? Donna and I? Well we just finished fighting the Sontarans. You know I have a daughter made from my DNA! 11 gave him another look. Oh of course you know. Blimey its no fun talking to someone who knows your whole life! Literally! Of course it is! At least you know what you look like now! And now you have nice eyes! Doctor did you just hit on yourself? Donna asked 11. What? No! I heard myself say it in his head. Yeah talk about spying! Oh you love Contact! Shut up! 10 laughed. Actually I do! Dr. Sweets was talking with Amy. Amy had decided he was an alright guy. So Amy I would like to ask who was that man with the black eye. Oh The Doctor? I just met him. Hes alright. No not The Doctor. The man with the black eye. The tall one with the Red Converse. Well yeah. Hes The Doctor. What about the man with the bow tie? Your fianc? My fianc is The Doctor. The one with spiky hair? No the other one! Just then it dawned on Amy that he didnt know who The Doctor that infamous Time Lord was. How do I get myself out of this one? She thought.

Dr. Sweets was writing down that Amy was obviously confused. Wait what are you writing! Just some notes. Look Im not crazy! The Doctor thinks I need your help because of my nightmares! Yes. He mentioned that. How about we talk about your nightmares? My nightmares? Well they are all the same. One day the Doctor is just gone and Im left alone with Charlotte. Now who is Charlotte? Well shes our baby. How far along are you? How do you know its a girl? Did your Dr. tell you already? Well Im about 4 months. I havent gotten confirmation from Dr. Freeman, but My Doctor told me. He just knew. According to the Doctor I have three months left of my pregnancy. If Charlotte makes it! I hope she does! Amy looked down at her belly. Mummy Ill be fine! Charlotte told her Mother even though she couldnt hear her. Amy you do know that pregnancies are nine months right? So how could you have only three months left? You actually have five! Amys mind wandered to that day when her Raggedy Doctor told her how Time Lord Pregnancies differed from human ones. Doctor are Time Lord Pregnancies the same length as human ones? She had asked. No Pond. You see a Time Lord baby grows at a faster rate. Therefore they mature faster and are born earlier. So how many months does a Time Lord Pregnancy last? Well normally seven months. Right now you are in your fourth month. Already? So three more months and we get to see Charlotte! Oh Yes! Amy? Dr. Sweets was calling her. Are you calling The Doctor a liar then? Well I mean he is just misinformed. No hes not! Ask him! Just ask him! Yes I think we should bring him back in. Dr. Sweets went outside to find Amys fianc. Doctor? Yes? both men turned around. Actually I meant him. Dr. Sweets pointed at the 11th Doctor. Oh Right. 10 said. Ill just be here. Maybe Donna and I can go for a ride. Oi you better not! Oh your Mum! 10 shouted at his older self. Shes your Mum too! Oh damn! Sometimes this is to confusing! 10 said. The 11th Doctor and Dr. Sweets went back into Amys room. So thats your brother then? What? Well you mentioned you had the same Mother. Oh umm yeah hes my brother sorta.

Was he adopted? Yeah thats it! He was adopted! Right! Now Doctor I have some questions for you. Please sit right there. Ya know these chairs are not really comfy like the ones we had in the 51 st century. Remember those Pond? Yeah love I do! Dr. Sweets was looking at them very concerned. I was joking. Its a game Pond and I like to play. We pretend we are travelers and we go to different time periods. Right Pond? The Doctor looked nervously at her. Oh Yeah. We play this game all the time! Dr. Sweets was busy writing. Hes probably writing that Im a nutter! 11 thought. Dr. Sweets was writing that the two seemed to be suffering from mental issues. Doctor Amy here told me that she has only three months left in her pregnancy. Yes thats correct! According to the Sonic! Wow I am really bad at not mentioning things arent I? He told himself. Well how is that possible if she is only 4 months pregnant? Oh. Well I suppose it could be broken. It does that every now and then. What does? Well my Sonic. Doctor what is a Sonic? My Sonic Screwdriver. He pulled out a device and showed it to Dr. Sweets. May I see it? Of course. Just be careful! Dr. Sweets took hold of the device. He looked at it and saw a green light. It has to be a toy he thought. The 10th Doctor and Donna knocked on the door. Im sorry are you done here? Not quite. But please do come in. The 10th Doctor noticed the human with a Sonic. He looked at his older self. Hold on what happened to my blue one? Sorry I broke it. But the green one is nice too! Oh its just like me to break things! I know but look at it this way. Something to look forward too. Dr. Sweets had handed back the Sonic and was now writing furiously about all the people in the room. Amy how many months are you? 10 turned and asked her. Oh about 4. Oh 3 more months to go! I cant wait! I wish I could be there! You will be! 11 told him. Oh you know what I mean! I mean this me! 10 pointed at himself. Ya know you were my favorite me! I mean besides me! Thanks! I think Im going to like being you! Just as I loved being you! The two Doctors hugged. They had forgotten Dr. Sweets was there and he cleared his throat.

Hmmm. Everyone turned around. I believe everyone in this room has issues we need to discuss! Finally someone agrees with me! Donna exclaimed. Oh Donna Noble! How could you say that? Well you two going on is driving me crazy! You hate each other, you love each other, you hate each other again! Just stop already! I cant hate myself Donna! Sure I fight with him sometimes because he doesnt like Bow Ties, but still I love me! Wait so if I kiss him its not really cheating right? Pond dont you dare! Kidding! I like you better than well you! Oi whats wrong with me? Well you are too emotional. I mean you cried when Rose left and when Martha left, and when Donna, anyway you cry a lot! 11 looked as his younger self as he said this. Hold on Doctor. What about me? What happens to me? She asked her Doctor. I dont know Donna. It hasnt happened for me yet. They turned to 11. Oh No! I cant tell you! Donna Noble Im sorry! So sorry! I will miss you! Can everyone stop for a minute? Dr. Sweets yelled. Right Sorry. So Dr. Sweets can you help Amy? Well I think all of you need help! ME? 11 pointed to himself and 10. Nah Im fine! 10 said speaking for both of them. Ok first of all you have got to stop doing that! You are two separate individuals! Why do you believe you are the same person? Sweets yelled. Because we are! Both Doctors said. I knew this would happen! I said we needed someone who knew who we were! 11 exclaimed pointing at him and 10 again. Well who are you? Dr. Sweets asked. Im The Doctor. Ok. Then who is he? Hello its me The Doctor! 10 waved at Dr. Sweets. Dr. Sweets noticed that the black eye the 10th Doctor had was now gone. What happened to your black eye? Oh yeah its gone now! Fantastic right? How could it be gone? It cant heal that fast! 10 shuffled his feet and said Yeah well you dont know me mate! But I do. 11 chuckled. Yes me you certainly do! Oh you want some jelly babies? Ohhh you have jelly babies? I would love some! The Doctors shared jelly babies with the others. I have so many questions! Can you stop eating snacks? Sorry Dr. Sweets. 11 said. I miss my 4th self. 10 commented.

Ahh yes! Always eating Jelly Babies! 11 laughed at the memory. This is insane! How many of you are there! Well 11 of course. That would be me! I am at an utter loss! I dont think I can help you! What kind of shrink are you? I met Freud and he was better than you! How old are you anyway? Me that is rude! All I wanted to do was help Pond! Sorry but really how old? See that right there! Saying you met Sigmund Freud and going to the 51 st Century! That is not possible! Ohh I get to go to the 51st Century? Spoilers! But yeah. Everythings possible with The Doctor. Martha said as she entered. Martha Jones where were you? Some of us actually have to work ya know? So hows it going? Bad Martha! Very not Good! You should have got someone who knows who I am! 11 told her. Oh Im sorry! I thought Dr. Sweets could help! He thinks we are the daft ones! He keeps insisting we are not us! 10 pointed between himself and 11. I know who I am and that is me! 11 pointed to 10. Dr. Jones I thought I was just going to help Amy, but it looks like I need to help these two and Amy. Oh and Donna as well. Me? Why me? Well you believe them dont you? Of course I do! Hes the Doctor! Dr. Sweets turned to Martha. Dr. Jones you dont believe them do you? Course I do! You just dont know him like we do! Thanks Martha! They told her. Well will someone please explain to me how they can be the same person? I will. Seeing as Im the current Doctor. Go right ahead me! Thanks. Dr. Sweets waited to hear what he had to say. Back in D.C. he had dealt with some crazy situations but none as crazy as this. Do I really have to? I mean you will think Im a nutter! Nice Start Doctor! Oh shut it Donna! Ok look Sweets. May I call you Sweets? Yes? Good. The thing is Im not human. He waited for Dr. Sweets response. How long have you thought you werent human? See this is why I hate shrinks! They twist your words around! Like I told Freud, Im not crazy! Just then the Doctors mobile rang.

What? Hello? Who is it? Susan! Hello Grandfather! Susan how are you? Is something the matter? Martha called me Grandfather. Is Amy all right? Amys fine Susan. Well I would love to see her. Can you come pick me up? Susan I dont know if that is a good idea. Please Grandfather! Yes alright. Ill be there in five minutes! He turned around to his younger self. Can you explain who we are to him? I have to go pick up our Granddaughter. Yeah. I think he will want to lock us up though. 11 shrugged. So do what we always do. Run! Pond Ill be back! Can I come? Oh Pond. I have to go love. A quick trip to London and Ill be back! I promise 5 minutes! Oh you never let me come! Amy pouted. Oi dont start! The first time you were seven and too young! Besides you are hooked up to all these machines. He kissed her atop her head and walked out the door. He was only a few feet from the room when he heard Amy. DOOOCCCTTOORR!!! The 10th Doctor had tried to comfort her. No get away! I dont want you! Amy its me the Doctor! No I want My Doctor! The 11th Doctor ran back into the room. Pond. I have to go! Dont worry! Your Doctor is coming back! He walked back out this time ignoring Amys cries for him. Listening to her scream for him and not going back broke his hearts. Amy was sobbing for him. She just wanted his arms around her. She wanted to hear his voice say Your Doctors here love. She didnt want the 10th version of him. He wasnt the one that she loved. He wasnt the one that drove her crazy and made her happy all at the same time. Donna tried to console her. Sweetheart hes only leaving for 5 minutes! Hell be right back! Calm down. You dont know. You werent there! The first time! I needed him and he left! I just get scared that he wont come back! Dr. Sweets interrupted Amy. Amy when was the first time? Im sorry? The first time you met the Doctor. Well. Ill be outside! 10 said. Wait hold on I think you should stay here for this.

Sweets are you mad! I cant! Its my future! I already heard enough as it is! Amy was seven! I have to go! Ill come with you Doctor! Donna and Martha said. The Doctor, Martha, and Donna ran out of the room. Ok. Now that we are alone do you mind telling me the first time you met the Doctor? Not at all. See I was seven and I had a scary crack in my wall. I was praying to Santa to send help. Then I heard a weird noise and saw a box outside that said Police Public Call Box. I thought it was a Policeman. Ok. Good. Now when you say you were seven you mean you felt like you were a young child? No I mean I was a seven year old child. Anyway I ran outside and saw a crazy man fall out of the box. He said it was a time machine. He told me he was The Doctor. I wanted to go with him, but he said it was too dangerous. I waited and waited. So what you are saying is The Doctor was a young man and he kidnapped you when you were seven and has held you captive all these years and now he has gotten you pregnant? What! NO! I didnt say that at all! I love him! He loves me! I cant wait to have his baby! Amy I believe he has also brainwashed you into believing that he loves you. You think you love him. He has you frightened so that whenever he is not near you panic. Oh my God! Are you serious? That is not what happened at all! I need My Doctor back to explain it to you! The Doctor meanwhile was in his TARDIS going to get Susan. He landed in her garden squashing her flowers. Susan ran out and saw where the TARDIS was. Oh my flowers! Susan I am so sorry! I didnt mean to. Oh Grandfather it is alright! Im just happy to see you! Its wonderful Susan! Lets go! I have a surprise for you actually! Really? Grandfather I do love a good surprise! Come I promised Amy we would be back in five minutes! GERONIMO! The TARDIS landed back at UNIT Manhattan chapter. Ok Susan. I want you to close your eyes for the surprise! Do I really have to? Yes listen to me. I am your Grandfather! Alright. The Doctor led Susan into the waiting room where 10, Donna, and Martha were. He motioned his younger self over. Stand here! he whispered to him. Ok Susan open your eyes! Susan opened her eyes and saw the 10th incarnation of her Grandfather. Grandfather! I thought you were gone! I never thought I would see you again! Susan hugged him tight. Susan dear I cant breathe! Sorry Grandfather!

Its wonderful to see you too dear! 10 grinned at Susan. You have a Granddaughter? Donna asked 11. Course I do! Susan come here and meet Donna. Hello Im Susan Campbell! Nice to meet you! Hello Im Donna. Donna Noble. So shall we go see Pond? Im not going back in there! Why not? That shrink is asking Amy how she met you! I dont want to know! 11 laughed. I used to be very dramatic. He thought. Fine Susan and I will go. Coming Donna? Wheres Martha? She had to go back to work. Good ole Martha Jones! Right then. Lets go see what is happening with Pond. The three walked into the room. Raggedy youre back! I told you I would be back! Look who I brought with me! Susan! Thanks for coming! Oh Amy its good to see you! I hope you are alright! I will be! Your Grandfather here has taken good care of me! Amy looked at the Doctor with love in her eyes. Grandfather? How can he be her Grandfather? Sweets questioned. Dr. Sweets meet my Granddaughter Susan Campbell. Susan this is Dr. whats your first name? Lance. Lance Sweets. Nice to meet you. Hello. I hear you are taking care of Amy and my Grandfather. Im trying too. Maybe you can help. Did you meet the man outside; the one in the suit? Oh you mean Grandfather? I had not seen him in a long time! I did miss that version of him! Wait I thought he was your Grandfather? Dr. Sweets pointed at 11. Yes that is correct. Everyone has two Grandfathers. 11 commented. Right. So this one is your maternal one and the other one is your paternal? No. Not at all! They are my Mothers Father. I dont know what happened to my other Grandfather. Dr. Sweets shook his head at this. All these people are insane! He thought. Raggedy will you talk to him? He is making up stuff that you kidnapped me when I was seven and that you brainwashed me! WHAT! Thats insane! Grandfather would never do such a thing! Any of him! Hold on. I need you to tell me again how you met him! AHHH! Amy screamed in frustration. Pond calm down. Let me explain to him. Alright. Where to begin! Ahh at Fish Custard! As Pond said I met her when she was seven and she wanted to come with me. I couldnt just take a seven year old child with me. I did however promise her I would be back in

five minutes. I was late. Pond came traveling with me later on. Then we fell in love. There you have it! The condensed version! What does that have to do with Fish Custard Grandfather? Oh well thats what I decided I liked to eat. So let me get this straight. You met her when she was seven, left and came back years later and then took her with you? Yes! Are you thick or something? By the way I resent you accusing me of being a kidnapper! I would never do such a thing! Once when I was my 9th self everyone thought I kidnapped Rose Tyler! Anyway I am not a kidnapper nor do I brain wash people! You are very wrong about me young man! Young Man! Im probably the same age as you! I doubt it! How old are you anyway? You never answered me before! What are you 12? Im 25 actually! How old are you Doctor? Oh Im not telling you! You wouldnt believe me! 10 and Donna walked into the room. Whats going on in here? Well first, this so called Dr. here has accused me of kidnapping and brainwashing! Second he is only 25 and he thinks he can tell me what to do! What! I would never do such a thing! 10 exclaimed. Doctors just tell him who you are! That way he can either believe you or not! Donna I already tried and he twisted my words all around! 11 told her. Show him the TARDIS Grandfather! Ohh that is a great idea Susan! Why didnt we think of that? He hit himself in the head. OI! THAT HURT! 10 yelled at him. Oh come on! It was only a little hit! So I abuse my self now? No but Pond does! OI! Dont OI me Pond! Come lets go to the TARDIS! Doctor dont leave me here! I dont want you to go! Oi me can you show this bloke the TARDIS? Yeah sure. Will my key work in yours? Im not sure. If it doesnt come back and get me. Right. ALLONS-Y! Dr. Sweets follow me please and keep up! Where are we going? Im going to show you the TARDIS! The What? Come on! The Doctor dragged Dr. Sweets from the room. Martha Jones! Donna Noble you too! Coming Doctor! the ladies responded. Susan was already headed out the door before the Doctor. Susan wait for us! He looked for his TARDIS key in his pocket. Now lets see if my key works in this TARDIS. He stuck the key in the TARDIS and it worked perfectly.

Great it works! You could have always snapped your fingers if it didnt. How did you know that Martha Jones? Amy did it once when we didnt have a key. You mean I havent given her a key? Wow. I guess not. This is just a box! Why does it need a key? No one can fit in here! Well Dr. Sweets go on in. Dr. Sweets walked into the TARDIS. So what do you think? Now remember this is not My TARDIS! Well I mean it is but Oh you know what I mean! Dr. Sweets was looking around in amazement. No this is impossible! Its just a box! Just A box! Now hows that possible? The Doctor grinned. So is there anything you would like to comment on Dr. Sweets? Yes. What the hell is this place? Well she is my home. Well technically my 11th incarnations home. Martha bring back any memories? Yeah. It was a couple months ago when Susan and I were here. Really what for? Amy had a baby shower and she invited us. Oh and Rani and Sarah Jane came too. Sarah? Oh how is My Sarah? Your Sarah Doctor? Martha questioned him. I mean Sarah. Sorry it just came out that way. I never fancied her. Shes doing ok. Although like me she still fancies you. Oh Martha. You fancied me when I looked like this. Do you still fancy me? You mean do I fancy the you that wears a bow tie and has floppy hair? Yes that is what I meant. Well yeah Doctor. I mean I always have fancied you. This is part of the reason I am getting divorced. You mean its My Fault you get divorced! Not quite. I just havent gotten over you and Mickey found out I still fancy you. Wow Im sorry about that Martha. There was awkward silence in the room for a while. Then The Doctor thought of something. Maybe my daughter will be Ginger! Oh Grandfather I know you would love that! Have you talked to her? Who Susan? Your daughter. I have spoken to her as well as Grandfather. Really? I havent had a chance yet. Meanwhile Amy was with her Raggedy Doctor. Doctor Do you think Sweets will believe you now? Well he better or he is rubbish as a person! Doctor that is rude! Are you defending him now Pond? No of course not! Im just saying once he understands all about us he will be fine.

We will see Pond. Back in 11s TARDIS 10 was trying to explain to Dr. Sweets who he and his older self were. So I know you have questions. Out with them. Well who are you? I already told you! Im The Doctor. Yeah but what do you do? What do I do? What do I do? I dont believe anyone has ever asked me that before! Not in all my lives! The Doctor looked at his companions. Donna, what do I do? You save People! Correct! Martha, what do I do? You save planet Earth, the Universe and species Doctor! Show off! Donna told her friend. Martha, Donna, and Susan started laughing at Donnas comment. Susan my darling Granddaughter; what do I do? Well Grandfather you help people. You stop violence at times and you try to make peace with certain species. Very good answers ladies! Now why dont you tell the gentleman who I am? Youre the Doctor. Yes Martha we have established that. Youre a Time Lord? Alright Donna. Now Susan can you expand on that? Youre the Protector of the Earth and surrounding Universes Grandfather! Youre a hero! Susan that is the best answer yet! Thank You Grandfather! Susan beamed at him. Show off! Donna and Martha said. Everyone started laughing at this, even Dr. Sweets. Oi leave my Granddaughter alone you two! Why dont we give you a tour Dr. Sweets? Martha asked. Oh that would be nice! Right Ill stay here. Go on then! 10 waved them off. The Doctor heard the TARDIS phone ring. He assumed it was her owner. Hello me! Whats going on? Pond just fell asleep. Im going to try to sneak out. So what happened with Sweets? Well he asked who I was and what I did. The ladies gave him a nice summary. They are giving him a tour now. Did you explain the whole Time Lord thing to him? Not exactly. I was hoping you would do that. Fine. Im leaving now. Can you come back and stay with Pond? What? She hates me! I mean she loves the me that is you with your bow tie and all! Can you blame her? Its your fault she is here in the first place! Please I need to go back to the TARDIS and talk to Sweets. Ok. Also explain to Sweets our species.

Right. Ill be there in five minutes. The two hung up the phone. Doctor are you talking to yourself? Martha asked. I had to he called. The Doctor held up the phone receiver. The women laughed and Dr. Sweets took notes. He was still not convinced they were one and the same. The Doctor left the TARDIS while his older self snuck out of the room. They passed each other as 11 was leaving the building. What do I do if Amy wakes up and sees me? She will freak out! Just call so she can hear my voice. Ill be back soon. Wait do I have your number? Um yeah its the same as yours! If the phone doesnt call itself use Ponds. Its on the dresser. Shall we test them? Maybe it will work if we Sonic them. It is the same phone at different points in its timestream. Call me and see. The 10th Doctor dialed his own number. The 11th Doctor felt it vibrate. Ohh forgot I had it on vibrate. He answered it. What do you want me? The two laughed at this. At least we know it works now. I better go see Amy. If she wakes up just calm her. Just tell her that youre there for her. Thats what I do. Or what you do. Or oh you know! Right. Ill call if I need you! 10 told his future self. The two walked off in separate directions. Hello Im back did you miss me? 11 asked the TARDIS occupants. Doctor where are you? Im right here Martha. No I mean My Doctor! And Mine! Donna commented. Well I had to go watch over Pond. Oh. But she will get scared if she sees him. Susan stated. I have to say she doesnt like him very much. Dr. Sweets told the Doctor. Oh Pond will warm up to me. Him. Me. Blimey Im getting a headache. At least there isnt anymore of me out there! I thought there was Doctor? I mean anymore Mes at the same time as me and my last self Donna. Oh Right. The 10th Doctor sat watch over Amy Pond. He had a sudden feeling that he had to stroke her hair. He got up and gently stroked her Ginger hair. God youre so beautiful. At the touch of his hand Amy opened her eyes. AHHHH! AHHHH! 10 screamed.

DONT DO THAT! they both screamed at each other. What are you doing here? Wheres the Doctor? He had to go back to the TARDIS for a bit. He told me to watch over you. Well why were you touching my hair? I thought it was Raggedy! She pouted. Sorry. I just had a feeling like I had to touch it. Amy smirked at him. She knew he had always wanted to be Ginger. Jealous are you Doctor? Well Frankly Yes! I thought I would at least be Ginger next time! Sorry youre not. So what is The Doctor doing? Trying to convince Dr. Sweets we are not all a bunch of nutters! Oh. Better said than done. I agree Pond. OI! DONT POND ME! Sorry! Can I call him? Yeah sure. He handed Amy his phone. But this is the Doctors phone. He gave her a Hello? look. Oh right. The Doctor was in the middle of trying to explain to Sweets what a Time Lord was. So you see Sweets I am a Time Lord. I am a species from another world. How long have you had these feelings? He turned to his friends. If I kill him he wont regenerate right? Doctor! Kidding Martha! Oh excuse me my phone is ringing. He looked at the Caller I.D. It read DOCTOR. Oh look its me calling! he held up the phone. Hello me. Hello me? What kind of a greeting is that? Oh Pond! Sorry I thought you were me! Its alright. Can you tell yourself to keep his hands to himself? What! Why what did he do now? I was asleep and he stroked my hair! It scared the hell outta me and we both screamed! I thought he was you! Give him the phone Pond. Hello? OI why are you stroking Ponds hair? Im Sorry! I just wanted to see how soft it was! I know Im jealous of it too! Is Pond alright? Yeah after I scared her! So how is Sweets? Well I would much like to strangle him at the moment! He still believes we are not us and that we are not Time Lords! Oh that man is so infuriating!

I agree! Put Pond back on. What is it Doctor? Just wanted to say I love you baby. I love you too Raggedy! Listen tell me to come back out. I think he would have better luck with Sweets. Ok. Sure. Get back here already! Im on my way! He wants you to go back and talk to Sweets. Why me? I dont know. Just listen to him. He knows what hes doing. Oh dont I know it! So Ill see ya later? Yeah. The Doctors each departed. Doctor where are you going now? Dr. Sweets asked. Im going to relieve my younger self of Pond duty. The two Doctors saw each other in the hallway. Oi why do I need to talk to Sweets? Because he is giving me a headache! OW! 10 exclaimed as his head started aching as well. I already took two aspirins. Gallifreyan strength. Are you sure it wasnt Jelly Babies? Oi shut it! 11 walked back into Ponds room. Hello there Ms. Pond! Raggedy! Can I go home now? Oh Sweetheart you have to stay here for a few days. Im sorry. But its boring! Oh I know Pond. But Im here to keep you company! Thank God for that! The Doctor kissed Pond atop her head. As he pulled back she grabbed him and kissed him passionately. The 10th Doctor in the TARDIS (as well as the other Doctors in their respective Time Streams felt this.) Doctor what is it? Martha asked. Ohh what? Sorry Pond was just kissing me. Oh. Martha sounded disappointed. The 11th Doctor felt himself getting hard. Not here! He thought. 10 also felt himself get hard. (The other Doctors in their respective time streams also had the same thing happen to them. They had no idea why but it was embarrassing for them.) Crap! He said in his head. Doctor are you alright? Donna asked him. He was trying to cover himself. Im fine Donna! Martha noticed even though he was trying to hide it.

Doctor I can help you with that! Martha offered. Martha Jones shut up! He ran to the bathroom. Oh my! Poor Grandfather! Well Susan in case you havent noticed your Grandfather is hot! Donna told her. Donna! Please! Thats my Grandfather! Right. Sorry. Which one? Martha asked her. Well the two that Ive met. Donna answered. I wouldnt mind either! Martha honestly! He doesnt fancy you! I know. I can still dream cant I? Oh God! I cant believe people are saying this about my Grandfather! Martha have you ever figured out why you like the Doctor so much? Dr. Sweets you called me Martha! Yes. So do you know why? I guess because he is so handsome, wonderful, and heroic. So now that he looks different you still feel the same? Yeah. I still love him no matter what he looks like. I think we need to schedule some sessions. Sure. If ya want. The 11th Doctor had run into the bathroom straight away. Amy I have just been over your records and you seem to be doing much better already! As long as you keep taking your medication you should be fine. Where is the Doctor? Oh he had to go to the bathroom. The 11th Doctor came out of the bathroom. Dr. Freeman how is Pond? She seems to be doing much better! She is fine now. Amy you are one lucky young lady! I just have a great Doctor! Amy smiled at Her Doctor. Thanks Pond! So Dr. Freeman can Pond leave? Well yes she can. You just have to sign these forms Doctor. The Doctor took the forms and signed THE DOCTOR. Here you go! Thank you! Now Amy I am going to give the Doctor some more medication for you. I want you to take it easy! No more running around with Beatrix Potter! Right! I wont. I promise! He gave The Doctor Ponds medication. Great! Come Along Pond! Would you like a wheel chair? No I can carry her out. Thanks! The Doctor used the Sonic to disconnect Pond from all the machines. Now we can go love! He picked her up and carried her to the TARDIS. Pond Im going to put you down here for a minute. Wait where is my key?

You gave it to your other self remember? Oh Right! Well Ill just have to do this! He snapped his fingers and the TARDIS opened. Come along Pond! He picked her up again and carried her inside. Amy! Did you escape? No. They let me out Donna. The Doctor put Pond down and right as he did that his 10th self hit him in the back of the head. OI What was that for? For making me; ya know! 11s eyes went wide. I am soo sorry! It just happened when Pond kissed me! You think the rest of us felt it? I suppose so! Well thats embarrassing! Depends on what we were doing at the time. Grandfather please Im going to be sick! Sorry Susan! they told her. Shall we get going then? Where Doctor? Martha asked. Well back to Leadworth and my other selves TARDIS. What about him? 10 asked pointing at Sweets. Well I think he should come with us. I mean its the only way he will believe us. Really Doctor? You want to take Dr. Sweets with us? Sure why not Pond? He turned to Dr. Sweets. What do ya say Sweets? Want to come with us? Where? Anywhere! Anytime! Well shouldnt we get my TARDIS first? 10 said as he ran his hands through his hair. Yeah lets go do that then. Sweets can see My TARDIS as well. Yours? Well yeah as I said this is his TARDIS. 10 pointed at 11. Right. Where are we going again? To Leadworth, England Dr. Sweets. 11 said looking at the psychologist. Well how are we going to get there? The other people in the TARDIS all looked at Dr. Sweets as if to say DUH! We are in a Time Machine mate! 10 chuckled as his older self said this. Dr. Sweets looked around at everyone. So what you are saying is that this (he pointed around the TARDIS) is a time machine? Time Machine, Space Ship she is my home! 10 grinned. The TARDIS groaned at him. Aww thanks! 11 laughed at himself. Doctor what did the TARDIS say? Amy asked 10. Well she said that she loves me!

Aww thats so cute! Yes cute Pond. Shall we go now? So you expect me to believe that this is a Time Machine and that you travel thru Time in it! Dont forget Space Dr. Sweets! Time AND Space! Hence her name TARDIS! 11 told the young psychologist. Well what does her acronym stand for? Time and Relative Dimension in Space. 11 and 10 told him. Alright you lot enough with the talking. Time to get Pond home! Ready everyone? Everyone nodded except Dr. Sweets. Dr. Sweets are you alright? Amys Doctor asked him. No Im not. I think you people are trying to confuse me! Time travel is not possible! Im the Doctor mate, nothing is impossible with me! 11 smirked as he said this. 10 looked at the man he would become. Oh I like him! He thought. So older me shall we show Dr. Sweets how time travel is possible. Yes. Lets go! The Doctor headed to the console. He looked around at his younger self, his old companions, his soon to be wife and mother of his child, and one very confused psychologist and shouted GERONIMO! as he set the TARDIS in motion. 10 at the same time shouted ALLONS-Y! The people in the TARDIS swayed. Amy, Donna, Susan and Martha who were used to the motion stayed on their feet. Dr. Sweets however fell to the floor. OMMPH! Are you alright Dr. Sweets? Martha asked as she helped him up. Im fine thanks Martha. The TARDIS landed as evident by her marvelous whooshing noise. I love that noise! 10 exclaimed. Oh so do I! 11 said. Well come on you lot! Off we go! 10 told everyone. This is a trick right? Dr. Sweets turned to 11 as he asked. Absolutely not! Although I have been known to engage in cheap tricks before! 11 smiled as he looked at who he used to be. Both Doctors laughed as they remembered telling Martha Jones about cheap tricks. Well what are we waiting for? Lets get out there! Im sure Ponds Parents are worried about her! Oh Doctor. I forgot about my Parents! Yes Pond they are probably wondering what happened to us. We were only supposed to be gone for a few hours. Instead we left to New York to make you better. Well they will understand Doctor. They dont want to lose their Granddaughter. Nor their Daughter Pond. I dont want to lose either of you! He kissed Pond atop her head. Doctor why are we just standing here chatting? I thought we were going to go in Amys house. Quite right Donna! Lets go!

Dr. Sweets why dont you go first? the 11th Doctor told him. OH YES! Please do! 10 grinned and looked at his future self. The Doctors looked at the human Dr. Alright. But if it turns out we are still in New York I am going to be very upset! Would I lie to you? The Doctors said. Amy, Donna, Susan and Martha looked at The Doctors with Yeah right you always lie.; looks on their faces. Ignore that question it was rhetorical anyway. Just go out. 10 told Dr. Sweets. Dr. Sweets took a deep breathe and walked out of the TARDIS. He was in a new place. A place he had never been before. What. Where am I? Leadworth, England. Amy told him. He looked at the young woman with her swollen belly. But you have a Scottish accent. Yes well my parents moved here when I was young. Oh I see. Well that makes sense. Right. Lets go inside! Come on! Amy grabbed her Raggedys hand. Amy Doctor! Pam yelled as she came running outside. Where have you been? You left hours ago! Mum lets go inside and well explain it to you. Very well Amy. The group of people went into the house. Hold on. Martha is that you? Hello Pam. Nice to see you again. Nice to see you as well. Not to be rude but what are you doing here? I sort of got kidnapped. OI! Both Doctors yelled. Well I didnt know I was going to come with you lot. If you didnt want to come then why didnt you leave Martha Jones? Alright I didnt want to leave! Fine I wasnt kidnapped! Just then Pam noticed Susan who claimed she was The Doctors Granddaughter. Susan it is lovely to see you! Lovely to see you as well Pam! Can someone tell me what is going on and who is he? Pam pointed at Dr. Sweets. Oh this is Dr. Lance Sweets. Dr. Sweets this is Pamela Pond, Amys Mum. 11 introduced the two. Hello its a pleasure. Hello Dr. Sweets. The 11th Doctor took Dr. Sweets aside leaving himself and the ladies to deal with Pam. Dr. Sweets I would advise you stay clear of Pam. She likes to well she might try to engage you in contact you would not otherwise expect from her. So in other words you are trying to tell me that she might hit on me? Yes. Exactly. Come to think of it I should not have left my other self over there! He turned to make sure his younger self was not in any harm of getting pinched by Pam. So Doctor tell me what happened. Pam folded her arms and looked at 10.

Well seeI Well. Raggedy can you come explain what happened to us! Youre having a hard time of it! OI! 10 gave Amy a look. Coming Pond! Yeah Pond? Whats going on? Can you please explain where we were? Sure. Ya see Pam, Pond had an almost miscarriage again. Oh My God! Now. Now. No reason to panic. She did lose consciousness and lost a lot of blood. Therefore I took her to UNIT where Martha works. Martha helped us last time. Amys gynecologist (he cringed at the word again) checked her out and told her she needed to stay for a couple days. Then what is she doing here? Well her Doctor released her. He said she was fine now. I chalk it up to Charlotte being more Time Lord than human. Her Time Lord genes were also protecting Amy. Therefore Amy recovered much quicker than if she had been pregnant with a human child. Doctor if you are a Time Lord, as you say how come you look human? Sweets asked. I look human? Me? You Look Time Lord! Both Doctors told him. Oh Grandfather! Susan chuckled. What? Susans Grandfathers looked at her. Its just that you are so humorous! Thank You Susan! 11 and 10 grinned at her. So Dr. Sweets what do you think of the Doctor? Pam asked. Which one? Both of them of course. Honestly I think they suffer from personality disorders and the belief that they are not human results from abandonment issues. The way they think they are one person is very interesting. HUMANS! The Doctors yelled. OI! Most of us here are human! Amy gave both Doctors a glare. SORRY I MEANT HIM! The Time Lords pointed at Sweets. 11 turned to Sweets. Sweets what do I (meaning himself and 10) have to do to convince you that I am a Time Lord, and that we are the same man? Do you have any distinguishing characteristics that would prove you arent human? Oh you mean something like I dunno two hearts? 10 smirked. Well yeah that would convince me. No human has two hearts! 10 looked at Sweets. Do you have a stethoscope? I. Oh right youre not that type of Dr. Its alright. We can use mine. 10 pulled his stethoscope out of his pocket. He looked at his older self. Do I still have it? he asked. Yeah of course! I used it on Pond last time we almost had a miscarriage. He said sadly as he looked at his younger self.

Oh. Well Im glad I still have it. He gave himself a weak smile. Here ya go Dr. Sweets. Whats this for? To listen to our hearts of course! 11 laughed. Why? I just told you we had two hearts! 10 was starting to get annoyed as was his older self. Oh I thought that was just an example! Nope! Both Doctors grinned proudly at the fact that they had two hearts. Dr. Sweets nervously took the stethoscope and listened to 10s hearts. Well you have a heart where all humans do. Right yeah. Now check the other side! Sweets did as he was told. He was surprised as he heard another solid heartbeat. Oh My God! You have two hearts! Everyone burst into laughter. I told you we did! 10 exclaimed. Its the heartbeat of a Time Lord. My enemy the Master heard it in his head all his life. Drove him mad! 11 stated. What about you? Do you have two hearts? Course I do! Im him! Sweets turned to 11 and listened to his hearts also. Its true! You are not human! We have only been trying to tell you that forever! 11 said exasperated. What about Susan? What about me Dr. Sweets? Do you also have two hearts? Well certainly! I am a Time Lady! Sweets listened to Susans hearts and again heard that double heartbeat. Wow this is amazing! Yes we are! Now can you please step away from my Granddaughter? 10 chuckled at his 11th self saying this. Susan rolled her eyes. Oh Grandfather! Please! Sorry Susan! I look at you and still see the 16 year old child! Well Grandfather sometimes I look at you and still see the old man with a cane, instead of this young version of yourself in a bow tie! Plus the way the ladies talk about you! It makes me uncomfortable! When I was your companion no one ever said that of you! What ladies? 11 looked around the room. Us! Amy nudged him. Oh! Sorry Pond! What were they saying Susan? Just how they would enjoy being with you Grandfather! It was making me uneasy! They said What! 10 exclaimed. Even you Donna Noble? Well I mightve said something like that. Not that it would happen! Just ya know, I mean youre not unattractive! Thanks! the two men grinned.

I would love for it to happen! Martha said. Everyone looked at her as she spoke. Oh My God! Did I say that out loud? Oh Yes Martha Jones you did! Its alright everyone already knows you fancy me! Its just well, I still love Rose. And I love Amy. 11 took her hand in his. I know Doctor. Im sorry. I just wish I could get over you. Sweets went over to Martha then. Like I said Martha we need to have some sessions. Yes perhaps that is a good idea Dr. Sweets. So what shall we do now? 11 asked. Doctor I would like to talk to you about your personality disorders. What personality disorders? 11 questioned him. We just proved we are the same person! 10 yelled at Sweets. No you proved you are not human. AHHH! The Doctors screamed in frustration. Doctors calm down. Just talk to Sweets for a few minutes. Pond are you insane? Well you made me talk to him! Im not the one having nightmares every night! Please Doctor. I just need to ask you a few questions. Fine but Im not paying you! The two laughed as they said this. How could you think they are not the same man? For goodness sake they even talk at the same time! That is true Amy but I just need to make sure. Well where would you like to talk to me? 10 asked pointing to himself and 11. We can go on the TARDIS or we can use a room here. You can use my room Raggedy. The Doctor turned around hearing Pond use his nickname. Thanks Pond! Well we should get this over with. Lets go Sweets and younger me! The three men walked up to Amys room. 11 had a mess of bow ties on the bed. Sorry about the mess. I was trying to sort my bow ties earlier. He moved them off the bed and placed them onto Ponds dresser. Good God man, how many bow ties do I wear now? 11 laughed at his younger self. I love my bow ties! I have a collection but usually only wear two. Although I did wear a different one when I accidentally married Marilyn Monroe. WHAT I MARRY MARILYN MONROE! 10 exclaimed. 11 laughed again. It was not a real wedding! Doctor Calm down. Can we please sit and talk? Dr. Sweets motioned for the two to sit on the bed. He took a seat in Amys desk chair.

The two Time Lords sat on the bed next to each other. 11 accidentally touched 10s knee. OI WATCH IT! Sorry! Like I would hit on you! We already went over this! Well Im just glad Im not gay this time! I have always been straight and hopefully always will be! Oh if I were ever gay the only person that would be happy about it would be Jack! 11 told his younger self. Dont get me started on Jack! Who is Jack? Dr. Sweets interrupted the two. Oh just an old friend of ours. 10 told him. I saw him not that long ago. He saved me from a Cyberman! Ohh I meet the Cybermen again? Yes you do! What did he think about my new look? Oh he liked it. He also made a comment on how I was not Ginger again. And he definitely tried to hit on me! Well that is very him! He hits on everyone! Remember when he hit on Chan-Tho? Oh yeah! Doctors? Oh right sorry. We keep getting sidetracked. 11 said. Right. So I would like to know why you think you are the same individual. Didnt you already ask us that? 10 questioned running his hands thru his hair. Well yes but this time I need a serious answer. I have an idea! 11 shouted and got up. Where am I going? I mean you? I have something in the TARDIS that will either help us or have Dr. Sweets commit us! Ill be back! So Doctor Do you have any ideas? Ideas for what? Why you and the Doctor believe you are the same person. Well it could be because we are! I mean seriously you checked our hearts and everything! I know but it just seems so illogical! Illogical like me having two hearts and a fantastic blue box? Yeah something like that. 11 came running back in shoving an album into Sweets hands. Here look at that! What is it? 10 asked the older version of him. Its a photo album Pond and I made of all of me! Well all of us rather! 11 grinned at his younger counterpart. Dr. Sweets opened said photo album and found many pictures of many men. Some were older and some were younger. Oh look theres me and Donna! I remember that! Look Bessie! Doctor I dont understand who are all of these men? They are me! the two responded.

How can they be you? Look when A Time Lord dies he regenerates. I can literally change every cell in my body. I become a new man with new tastes. Apparently I wear a Fez now and love Fish Custard! OI FEZZES ARE COOL! Alright. I find it hard to believe this is you! Dr. Sweets held up a picture of The Doctors 4th self and Romana. FRED! both Doctors yelled. Her name is Fred? Dr. Sweets asked puzzled. No her name is Romanadvoratrelundar. What! That is impossible to say! Exactly that is why I refer to her as Romana or Fred. 11 played with his bow tie while saying this. I miss Romana. Both of her! 10 said. Oh I know she was such a spitfire that one! 11 commented. Doctor what do you mean you miss both of her? Well she did regenerate once while she was with me. Oh I see. This process that happens can you show me? 11 had a panicked look on his face. OH NO! IM NOT SHOWING YOU NOW! Its not something we can show you. Just trust that it is a painful process. 11 shuddered at the memory. Last time was horrible. 11 said in a sad voice as he ran his hand thru his hair. OI SHUT UP! DONT YOU DARE TELL ME HOW I DIE! I wont. I was just saying how sad it was. Its not embarrassing right? I mean I dont trip over my shoelace or something right? 11 let out a loud laugh at his younger self. HA! No that is not how you die. Trust me. Oh Good! Glad to know! Dr. Sweets was noticing the connection between the two men. There was definitely a strong bond between them. Almost sibling like. One second they were fighting each other fists in the air, the next they had their arms wrapped around each other, like brothers might. Maybe they are the same person. He thought. Sweets continued to look through the album. Is that Susan? he asked holding up a picture of Susan and the original Doctor. The Doctors looked up at him as he spoke. Yes that is her. I gave her the original. I did? When did I do that? 10 asked. When Amy had her baby shower. Yes you did go! 10 laughed. Sounds like fun. Sorry I missed it. Did you not hear me? I just said you went! Oh you know what I mean! Doctor who is this man with her? Well that is me of course! I was rather tetchy back then. The 11th Doctor told Sweets.

So all these men are you? Yes dont you pay attention? 11 asked clearly irritated. See Im still tetchy! 10 commented. Oi! 10 laughed at himself. They heard a knock on the door. Come in. 11 told them. Doctor its Amy. She needs you! Whats wrong Donna? I think she has gone into labor. WHAT! both men yelled. 11 and his former self as well as Dr. Sweets ran downstairs. Pond! Oh Raggedy it hurts! I think Im going into labor! Shh Sweetheart. Im here! Your Doctors here. He held her hand to console her. His suit wearing Allons-y saying self ran his hands thru his hair. She cant be in labor! She still has 3 more months! 10 exclaimed. Once again how can she have three more months? Sweets asked. TIME LORD!! The two yelled. AHHHH DOCTOR! Hold on Amy. Hold on. Lets get you back in the TARDIS love. Susan take my key and go start the TARDIS. Martha go with her and tell her the coordinates back to UNIT. Right away Grandfather! Of course Doctor. The Doctor lifted up Amy and ran with her to the TARDIS. His younger self, Donna, Sweets, Pam and Gus ran after him. Right. I have to take Amy to the medical bay. Everyone just stay calm! Anything I can do? the 10th Doctor asked. Yes call Sarah, Rose, and Jack. I want them here when my child is born. Oh and tell Sarah to bring Rani. Right. I dont have Roses number. Use Ponds phone. Yeah alright. The Doctor gave his younger self Amys phone. Just then they both heard their child Daddy Im ready to be born. Why is Mummy screaming? What! Was that! Oh My God! Yes it was our child! Well it looks like you will get your wish of being here when Charlotte is born! Now call! 10 grinned and ran off to call his friends. He found Sarah Janes phone number and dialed. Hello? Sarah? Sarah Jane heard the voice of the 10th Doctor. But how was that possible? Sarah Jane then remembered when she had met previous incarnations of the Doctor at the same time.

Doctor? Yes Sarah its me. I called to let you know Amy is in labor. The Doctor would like you here. Oh yes Doctor I will have Mr. Smith transport me to the TARDIS. Sarah Jane noticed how he referred to the mother of his child as Amy. Amys Doctor referred to her as Pond. most of the time. She also noticed how he called his new self The Doctor. Great Sarah! We will see you in a bit! Sarah Jane remembered that Rani had wanted to be there as well. She turned to Rani. That was the Doctor. Amy is in labor. Would you like to go with me and see the baby when she is born? Oh of course Sarah Jane! Let me go ask Mum and Dad first! Rani ran off to ask her parents. The Doctor nervously dialed Rose Tylers number. Hi Amy! Rose its not Amy. Rose thought she was dreaming. She heard the voice she never thought she would hear again. She dropped the phone and started shaking. Hello Rose? Sorry Doctor. I. I just cant believe its you! Yes its me Rose Tyler! I somehow collided with my 11th self. So Amy wants you here when the baby is born and the Doctor does as well. Can you make it? Sure Doctor! Well can you pick me up? Course! Ill be there in 5 minutes Rose Tyler! The 10th Doctor ran to the medical bay to talk with his other self. Im going to step out for a bit and go pick up Rose. Ill be back. Alright did you call Sarah and Jack? Sarah yes and Jack I havent. Well go get Rose and Ill call Jack or have someone call him. Just then Sarah Jane and Rani appeared in the TARDIS. Doctor! Sarah! both men beamed at the site of her. How can you be here at the same time as him? Rani asked. Rani its terribly confusing and we dont have time to explain it now! 11 told the young girl. Well I better go get my TARDIS and go get Rose. How bout I meet you there? 10 asked his older self. Right. Ill text you the coordinates. Donna! Are you coming? Where? Are you coming with me to go pick up Rose? Oh Sure. I suppose. The 10th Doctor and Donna left the TARDIS to go to their own. AHHH DOCTOR! Shhh. Im here love. Susan how are we on getting back to UNIT! Just taking off now Grandfather!

Doctor is there anything I can do? Yes Sarah can you call Jack for me? Sure. Sarah Jane dialed Captain Jack Harkness number. Talk to me! Hello Jack its Sarah Jane Smith. Sarah Jane! Glad to hear from you! What can I help you with? Amy is in labor and she and the Doctor would like you to be here. Oh Fabulous! Ill be there in 5! Yes we will be waiting for you! Goodbye! Bye Ms. Smith! Captain Jack Harkness used his vortex manipulator to send himself to the 11th Doctors TARDIS. Hello everyone! Jack said as he appeared. Jack! Martha hugged him. Martha nice to see you! Pond Ill be right back. Im going to go get Jack. Alright hurry up! Susan had landed the TARDIS just as her Grandfather was going to get Jack. She saw him come from the medical bay. Oh Grandfather we are here! Perfect Susan! Jack come with me! Hello Doctor! Yes Hello. Nice to see you. Jack I need you to take charge of everyone while I take Pond into Labor and Delivery. Oh and dont hit on anyone! I wont Doctor. Who is that? he pointed to Susan. That is my Granddaughter! She is married so dont you dare try anything! Alright! Pond we are here! Come along! The Doctor picked Amy up and ran her back into UNIT. Martha call Dr. Freeman please. Of course. Dr. Freeman this is Dr. Jones. I need you. Just then The Doctors phone buzzed. It was his other self texting him. I need the coordinates. The message read. Jack can you answer my text please? Sure Doc. The Doctor gave Jack his phone. Hold on Doctor, it says this message is from you. Yes Jack. My 10th self! Answer me! Jack shrugged and sent The Doctor the coordinates. Thanks . The 10th Doctor answered. The 10th Doctor had picked up Rose and she had a friend with her. A very familiar looking friend.

Rose kissed The Doctor hungrily. OI! John yelled. Sorry! I just had to! I mean I know you look exactly like him but well... Rose Tyler I thought I would never see you again! Hold on, who is he? You mean you dont know? Rose looked between the two. No. Why does he look like me? Rose thought of a way to explain. She shrugged and said Spoilers? So basically something happens to result in the creation of him? 10 pointed to John. Yeah something like that. The Doctor looked at his companions and as he put in the coordinates to UNIT NY branch he shouted ALLONS-Y! Rose Tyler beamed at him. She never thought she would see HER DOCTOR, the REAL one, the one she loved again! Oh Doctor it is so amazing to see you again! I feel the same Rose Tyler! The TARDIS landed and the Doctor said ALLONS-Y you lot! The people ran out of the TARDIS. Doctor where do we go? Donna asked. Im not sure Donna. Let me call myself. The Doctor took out his phone and dialed his future self. Why hello Doctor! Jack? Yes Doctor its me. Your other self is busy at the moment. AHHHHH!!!!! The 10th Doctor heard Amy Pond screaming. You better hurry up and get here before the baby. Im in the hallway Im just not sure where to go. Oh Ill go get you! Jack took off to go get the Doctor and his companions. Doctor there you are! Jack stopped as he saw Rose Tyler. Rose! Hi Jack. Oh My God Rose! He engulfed the woman in a huge hug. Oh hello. He smiled at the man next to Rose. Hello Im John McCrimmon. Its nice to meet you John. Captain Jack Harkness. Jack held out his hand and raised his brows at the man. Oi Jack dont hit on my fiance! Oh youre engaged? Sorry. Jack Harkness remembered this Meta crises version of The Doctor. He didnt know he now called himself John McCrimmon.

You used Jamies surname? The 10th Doctor asked staring at John. I remembered when you used James McCrimmon once with Rose. I liked the name John better so I just combined them. I think it fits. Yeah it does. So shall we go wait for this baby then? Come on Ill take you guys to the waiting room. Meanwhile in Labor and Delivery Amy was cussing out Her Doctor. Im never letting you touch me again! I hate you! I hate you! Pond calm down! You will be fine! Just push! I cant! Its your fault! It hurts too much! Raggedy I would kill you but you would just regenerate! Fine you dont want me here Ill leave! Amy reached out to him then. No Dont Go! I need you! He ran to her side. Pond Oh my wonderful lovely, insane, Pond! Im here love! Shhh! You can do this I know you can Amy! Hey you called me Amy! Yes I did. Now Amy I need you to push for me Sweetheart! AHHHH! Amy let out a final yell and heard Dr. Freeman say Here she is! A gorgeous little girl! Daddy do you want to do the honors? Oh Yes! 11 cut the umbilical cord. Amy shes gorgeous like you love! Let me see! Let me see! Hold on love they have to clean her up. Dr. Freeman and the nurses cleaned Charlotte up and made sure she was alright. Everything in order then; hearts working and all? Yes she seems fine. Fantastic! Dr. Freeman handed Charlotte over to Amy. Well hello there Im your Mummy! Mummy Im glad to finally meet you! Amy looked at The Doctor. Ill tell you in a minute. Give me that little one! Amy handed their daughter over to him. Hello dear Im your Daddy! Oh Daddy Im so happy to meet you and Mummy! I love you and Mummy so much! Yes I know! Your Mummy and I love you too Sweetheart! We have been waiting for you! Pond you take her for a minute. Im going to go get everyone. The Doctor ran out of the room in excitement. Shes here! Shes here! Is she alright? 10 asked him. Shes fine! Perfect! She is adorable like her Mummy! Shes not by any chance Ginger is she? Sadly no. But maybe the next one will be. Next one? 10 raised a brow at himself. Course. Like Pond and I are going to stop at one child!

So what is her name Doctor? Well Rose its Rose! How are you? I didnt even notice you there! Sorry! Hello! 11 ran to hug Rose. I just thought of the perfect middle name for her! I have to clear it with Pond first of course. I believe we can all go in and see Charlotte now. Charlotte oh Doctor that is a gorgeous name! Thanks Donna! So how are you going to explain me to Charlotte? 10 asked. Oh she is Time Lord! Im sure she will understand! I mean she isnt any Time Lord baby, shes MY Baby! Or I suppose ours. Oh you know what I mean! They walked back to where Amy and little Charlotte were. Oh Doctor I cant believe we made her! She is such a wee one! Yes we definitely made her Pond! I cant wait to do it again! I think I can! Of course sweetheart you are in a lot of pain! How about we take some family photos eh? Oh that would be lovely! Pictures were taken of Amy, The Doctor, and Charlotte. Then Amys parents got in. Eventually there were pictures of The Doctor, Amy, Charlotte, 10, Sweets, Pam, Gus, Susan, Martha, Donna, Jack, Rose, John, Sarah Jane, Rani, Dr, Freeman, and the nurses. The 10th Doctor held a sleeping Charlotte. I guess my future is pretty bright after all. He thought. Oh let me take a picture of you with our Daughter. 11 told him. 11 took some pictures of a grinning 10 and Charlotte. I think she likes me. 10 smiled. Course she likes you! Youre her Daddy! She told me she knew I was her Daddy too and that she loved me. See I told you she liked you! She is smart our Daughter! I mean look at who her Father is! US! Plus her Mother is amazing as well! She is so beautiful! So what is her official name then? I havent exactly cleared the middle name with Pond yet; but I thought of it when I saw Rose. Oi Pond! Yeah? Whats Charlottes middle name? I dont know we havent given her one yet. How would you feel about her middle name being Rose? Rose. I like it Doctor! Amy beamed at him and turned to her friend Rose Tyler. Oh really! You would name her after me? Oh Amy! Rose hugged the woman. Oww! Sorry! Sorry! Rose ran and hugged 11, snogging him as she did so. OI WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING? Amy tried to get out of the bed. Jack caught her and kept her in the bed. Rose! Get off me! 11 pushed her away. Im so sorry! I was just happy about you naming the baby after me!

John saw this and ran off. John! Not a good idea to snog the Doctor when your fiance is in the room. Jack said. Shut up Jack! Rose yelled at him. Rose ran after John. Uhh Doctor? What is it Jack? both Doctors asked him. No I meant you. Jack pointed at 11. Oh yeah. You have some lipstick right there; its not really your shade. Damn! The Doctor ran to wash off the lipstick. While in the restroom he found John McCrimmon. Do women always fall in love with you? He asked 11. What? No of course not! You should have seen my 1st thru 4th selves! I never got any action when I was them! Actually I didnt snog anyone for a long while, not until I was my 8th self! And well 10 back there he used to snog everyone; but you know that having his memories and all! Rose snogged him. Yeah I remember! 11 grinned at the memory of being 10 and snogging Rose. No I mean just now when he picked us up in his TARDIS. Oh. Well Rose does tend to do that. Thank God Pond is restrained in that bed otherwise she might have tried to punch her again! I just wish she would stop it! I mean she makes me feel horrible because Im not him! Dont worry about her mate. She loves you. I can see it in her eyes. Come on lets go see the baby! Yeah sure. The two men walked out of the restroom and outside was Rose Tyler. Ahh Rose. Good Ill leave you two alone to talk. The Doctor walked off leaving Rose and John awkwardly staring at each other. Can we sit John? Alright. The two sat and still stared at each other; neither one daring to speak the first words. I am so sorry! Really! I am! So Sorry! Wow you sound like me! Well ya know what I mean! They laughed at the thought of The 10th Doctor always saying Im Sorry. So Sorry! I know you are Rose. I remember everything. I have his memories. When he lost you to the Void. When you came back from the parallel Universe. It hasnt happened to him yet, obviously if he doesnt know who I am. Yeah. I was surprised he didnt know you. I do love you John. You have my heart! You Rose Tyler have my heart! Is it enough though? Of course it is! Ok I did fall in love with him, but you are him! I like the fact that you can grow old with me! I just hope you dont go dying on me anytime soon! True. No regeneration. John? Yes Rose. I cant wait to marry you!

Rose snogged him and The 11th Doctor came out holding his little bundle of joy. Oh Sorry. Just wanted to make sure the pair of you made up. You have great! Doctor Can I hold her? Of course! Here Charlotte go with your Auntie Rose! Rose held the little child and knew she wanted one of her own. God Doctor she is so pretty! Like you! Thanks! Wait are you calling me pretty! Oh you know what I mean! I do Rose. Although that reminds me of when I was called Pretty Boy by a certain person. Oh were you? My 10th self actually. 10 came out of the room just then. Is someone talking about me? Oh just how you were called Pretty Boy. 11 laughed. I remember that. Ya know Rose I had a hard time prying Charlotte out of 10s hands. If Im not careful he might try to steal her! Is it stealing if its your own kid? 10 asked aloud. Depends on which laws you are going by. Galactic Law? Shadow Proclamation? Human laws? May I hold her? Of course John! Charlotte fussed a little as John took hold of her. Sweetheart no need to fuss! Its only your Uncle John! 11 told her. Ill be back Im going to check on Pond. Pond how are you feeling dear? Im alright. Where is my baby? Our baby is with Rose and John. My other self is out there as well. Oh. Ok. Just making sure you havent lost her! Pond I would not lose my child! Do I look that irresponsible? I mean if I am capable of saving the Universe; then Im sure I can take care of our little Time Lady! Relax. I was kidding! Oh alright then. Sorry I just get tetchy still. You betcha I do! 10 laughed. What are you following me? Why do you keep going back and forth? 10 shrugged. I got bored! Rose and John are hogging the baby. Well for goodness sakes! She is your child! Go tell them you want to hold her! 11 told his younger self. How can she be his child? Sweets asked. He had been rather quiet this whole time and the Doctors forgot he was there. For the final time We are the same person! Yes we look different but we have the same memories and thoughts! Why do you think we say the exact same thing at times? 11 yelled at Sweets. 10 applauded him.

Well said me! Sweets just stayed silent. Processing the information. 11 knew his 10th self was getting restless. No matter the incarnation there was one thing about the Doctor, he didnt like to stay still for long. Just then a woman walked in with a birth certificate for the parents to sign. Now who is the Daddy? Me. Both Doctors said. 11 chuckled at 10. Ok... Now if we need to do a paternity test. We dont! Amy told her. Thats the one! Hes the Daddy the one with the crazy bow tie! Oi Pond! Bow Ties Are Cool! Right. Now sir I need to know the name of the child so I can write it here. Charlotte Rose Pond. the two answered again. Sir if you please I am talking to him. Sorry. Ill just go wait outside. 10 left with a sad look on his face. Doctor whats wrong? Oh its nothing Rose. Amy and I are signing the Birth Certificate. I just felt left out I suppose. Im sorry Doctor. Maybe the Doctor will let you sign as well. Why would I do that? 10 questioned her. I dont know. I mean you are technically the father too. Right? Yeah I am! Doctor would you like to hold your Daughter again? Oh of course John! The Doctor took Charlotte from his arms. She woke up and saw who was holding her. Hello Daddy! Where is my other Daddy and my Mummy? They are signing your Birth Certificate love. Arent you going to sign too? I dont know. 11 and Amy were signing the Birth Certificate. 11 knew his 10th self wanted to be a part of it. Pond when youre done give it to me. Why you already signed. There is an important person missing; someone who hasnt signed. Who Raggedy? Me! Amy finished signing Amelia Jessica Pond. She waited for the ink to dry before handing it over to the Doctor. Thanks Pond! he kissed her atop her head. He ran outside with the paper to find himself. Oi me there I am! You forgot to do something before you left. I did? What? First give me that baby! Second sign this! The Doctor took Charlotte from his younger self and handed him the Birth Certificate.

You want me to sign? Are you serious? Course I am! Look. 11 looked at 10. See! That there is my serious face! I give it to Daleks, Sontarans, and Cybermen, basically anyone who tries to overtake Earth or the surrounding planets. I once gave it to the Atraxi and told them Hello Im The Doctor, Basically Run! They took off so fast my head spun! I know you have given that look to many enemies as well! I never thought I would be giving it to myself though. 11 grinned. 10 laughed. You just ruined it with the grin! Oops! Sorry! But seriously sign it mate! Is it not against the rules to do this? 10 asked. HA! Since when have I followed the rules! I stole a TARDIS from Gallifrey and ran away! That is true! Right! Pen? 11 handed 10 a pen. 10 signed The Doctor next to his future selfs signature. Does this mean I get joint custody? he joked. Ask Pond. What is an Atraxi? Spoilers! But yeah they were afraid of me! It was awesome! Isnt everyone afraid of us? Only the people who ought to be. Doctor! Amy called. Coming Pond! Lets go see Mummy! Yes Daddy! Im hungry! Pond Charlotte is hungry! She needs her Mummy! Bring her here Doctor. The Doctor handed his Daughter over to her Mummy. Im not going to breast feed her with everyone here! Amy whispered to him. Right everyone out Pond needs privacy! The Doctor shooed everyone out the door. Can I stay? Jack asked suggestively. Jack Get Out! Ok Doctor. Sorry! Jack left the room. Well Pond we did it! We had a baby! Yes we did! Even if she came early. Amy looked into her Daughters green eyes. She had the same eyes as her Father. Shes gorgeous isnt she Doctor? Oh Yes Pond! Ya know Rose said she was pretty like me! So youre pretty? 11 shrugged. I suppose. God she is very hungry! Ill bet Pond! Oh should I go pick an outfit for her from the TARDIS? Take one of the girls with you Doctor. Why?

Sorry but I dont trust your fashion sense. Anyone who thinks Bow Ties, Fezzes, and Stetsons are cool is insane! Pond Im insulted! But I will take one of the girls anyway. The Doctor swaggered out of the room. Martha can you come back to the TARDIS with me? Sure Doctor. Rose winked at Martha behind The Doctors back. Wheres Charlotte? Shes getting fed Doctor. 11 said. 11 noticed Jack talking to Susan. Oi Jack! Quit hitting on Susan! Im just saying hello! Cant I say hello to anyone? No Jack you may not! Martha come along! They reached the TARDIS and entered. So Doctor is there any particular reason you needed me to accompany you? Martha moved closer to him. Actually yes Martha I. He turned around and noticed he was much closer to Martha then he had been a second before. Martha what are you doing? I asked you out here to help me pick out an outfit for Charlotte! Oh. Doctor! I. Im so embarrassed! Honestly Martha I just had a child with Pond for goodness sakes! I. I know! Im sorry! Yes well we dont have to tell anyone about this. Now which outfit should Charlotte wear? I like the one that says Daddys Little Princess. Oh great! Me too! Lets go! Martha I suggest you suppress your urge to hit on me; especially in front of Pond. You saw how she reacted when Rose kissed me! Yes I know Doctor. Amy isnt here now though. Martha smiled at him. Martha Please! I cant help it Doctor! Can you just tell me why you dont fancy me? I. Im not sure Martha. I hope I can find someone who appreciates me and loves me and that I love back! You will Martha! You are a sweet, smart, gorgeous, sexy woman! Youre a Doctor! Yeah but Im not THE DOCTOR! Well there can only be one of me at a time usually. I just dont know anymore Doctor. Oh Martha! Come here. The Doctor hugged her tight. God he smells good! Martha thought. The Doctor released her and held her by the shoulders. Martha knew that look. She was about to get a patented Doctor Speech about how important she was. Martha Jones listen to me. You are a very important woman! You saved the whole of reality once upon a time! Ask my last self he remembers you very fondly! I do love you; I just dont love you in that way. I know you will find someone special Martha! he kissed her atop her head.

How do you know Doctor? Trust me, Im the Doctor! he said looking into her eyes. Now we better get this back to Pond before she wonders what we are up to. Right Doctor. The pair left the TARDIS. Martha was still blushing at how close she had been to The Doctor. Doctor what took you so long? Relax Pond. I was just having a nice chat with the TARDIS. She said she has missed us being gone for so long. I told her we had the baby! She said Congratulations! The Doctor lied. What had happened or rather not happened between him and Martha was meant just for them. No one else would know. Unless the TARDIS blabbed! Thats nice of her Doctor! I wish I could go home already! Pond your Doctor has to make sure you are alright to leave first. Do it then! You are My Doctor! I meant the actual Doctor! Although I could use the Sonic. The Doctor took out his Sonic and Sonicked Pond. Pond the Sonic says you are 100% healthy for just having a child! He beamed at her. Oh Doctor you Sonicked me! Amy giggled. Pond Please you just had a child! Get your mind out of the gutter! Im only playing Raggedy. Im never having sex again! Of course youre not Pond. Wait What! Amy laughed at her Raggedy Doctor. Yeah Right Doctor! I couldnt even keep my hands off of you for a day! Well youre going to have to for a while Pond. At least until you are all better! I thought I was fine Doctor! You are Pond but its not like you can just jump back into bed! I mean really! I know Doctor. I just miss you is all. I miss you as well Pond but there are other ways to show our love. Like what Raggedy? Well like how we watch movies together. And how we swim together. The Doctor chuckled as he remembered the last time he and Pond had been in the pool together. Or how we save the world together love. That as well Pond! The Doctor gently brushed his hand thru his childs hair. I cant wait till we can have more little ones like this Pond. Amy smiled at him and kissed his cheek. Well as soon as we get back to normal life we can try for another one Doctor. Pond when has our life ever been normal? Also do you want another one so soon? Yeah I guess youre right. Our life isnt normal. As for wanting another one so soon, well I honestly loved being pregnant! Except for the part when you locked me in the TARDIS. Sorry about that Pond. I just had to make sure you were safe. I know Doctor. Dr. Freeman entered the room just then. I hope Im not interrupting anything.

No of course not Dr. Freeman. I was just looking at my beautiful Daughter and her gorgeous Mother! Amy I have looked over your charts and you seem to be doing quite well. I believe you can leave in a few hours. Great Dr.! Fantastic! Ill go let everyone know ! Guess what you lot! Pond and Charlotte can go home! Thats wonderful!10 exclaimed. Doctor where exactly is Amys home? The TARDIS of course Sweets! Where else! Oh of course. I should have known. Doctor Charlotte wants you! Be there in a minute Pond! Is the TARDIS ready for Charlotte? 10 asked his future self. Oh of course! She made a nursery for Charlotte right away! Im sure you are anxious to get Charlotte and Amy back home. 11 looked at his younger self as he spoke. Yes I cant wait. I dont believe I have ever had a child in the TARDIS before. No I havent. 10 looked up at his future self. Doctor! What is it Pond? Charlotte wants her Daddy. Ohhh whats wrong love? The Doctor took hold of his baby. Shhh. Daddys here. Charlotte fell asleep on her Fathers shoulder. Doctor that is so cute! Let me take a picture! Amy grabbed the Doctors camera and took a cute shot of her fianc and their Daughter. Doctor, Amy you are free to go and take your little girl home. She is a cutie! Thanks! both parents beamed. Pond you should get dressed. Can you help me? Course hold on let me go give the baby to someone. Susan can you hold your Aunt for me while I help Pond get ready to leave? Certainly Grandfather! I havent gotten to hold her yet! Susan took the sleeping child and heard her two heart beats. Oh Grandfather this reminds me of when my children were little! And my Grandchildren! Thats nice Susan. Keep an eye on her. Ill be back! Yes Grandfather. Now Pond do we have any of your clothes in the room? There are the ones that they had to cut off me. Oh Ill go get you a new outfit. Thanks love. Raggedy? I know I know take one of the girls! I was going to say I love you! But that too! Sarah can you accompany me to the TARDIS?

Alright Doctor. Any particular reason? I need help picking out an outfit for Pond. She doesnt trust my fashion sense. Sarah Jane laughed at this. Well I would say this is an improvement over what you wore when I knew you! What? You didnt like my puffy shirt? Or my outrageously long scarf that I would trip over? Not particularly Doctor. I knew that was you though so I didnt question it. Well Peri didnt like my 6th selves outfit choice either. I cant please everyone I guess. I would think not Doctor. I think you just have to please your self. Yes that sounds about right Sarah. Here we are. So what would Pond be most comfortable in? It is cold Doctor. Maybe a nice long dress. Oh I have the perfect one! The one we got in Italy! The Doctor ran to his room and pulled out a long sleeve dress with leggings. How about this? Doctor Amy will look great in that! Come along Sarah! The Doctor grabbed Sarah Janes hand and ran back inside with her. Pond here put this on! Alright. Where is Charlotte? I dont know somewhere in the waiting area. Doctor! Pond dont worry! Im out there; your parents are there, Martha, Donna, Sweets, Rose, John, Sarah, Rani, Jack and Susan. No one will let her come to any harm. If a Dalek attacks well this is UNIT! Besides Jack probably has a gun hidden on him. Also my other self would deal with the Dalek. Except he wouldnt call it Sweetheart like I did! Oh Doctor dont say things like that! The last thing we need is a Dalek attack! Right Pond. Sorry. Now let me help you into this. The Doctor helped Pond into her outfit and left her on the bed. Pond stay there. Im going to see if everyone is ready to leave. Oi you lot ready to go home? The Doctor asked the slew of people in the waiting room. Yeah I am. 10 yawned and stretched. Ya know you could have left whenever you wanted. You do have your own TARDIS. What and miss all the fun? Are you insane? 11 grinned and looked at his former self. You know it mate! Both Doctors started laughing hysterically. Ok now seriously. I got Pond ready. We are all set. Now where is my baby? I have her. Did you know she has two hearts? Sweets said. 11 and 10 rolled their eyes. Really does she? I wonder why? They both replied. Right I need her Carrier. Oh I left it in the TARDIS. Ill carry her for you while you help Amy. Thanks me! Im glad you could be here for this! So am I! The 10th Doctor carried a still sleeping Charlotte Rose Pond.

Oh you are going to have such an exciting life being my kid! 10 was telling her. Just then 10s eyes welled up as he remembered his children on Gallifrey. Susans Mother and her 3 brothers and 2 sisters. 11 saw him getting emotional. Its alright. I miss them too. Every day, every minute. I just wish I could have stopped the whole Time War. 10 said softly. Me too. I know how you feel. 11 noticed tears had started streaming down his younger selfs face. He put an arm on his shoulder. Stop making me cry! 10 chuckled at himself. Sorry. Yeah great cry on our child! 11 joked. Oops! I didnt mean too. I just wonder if I can do it anymore. I mean who am I? Im a man who loses people constantly. Im the Lonely Traveler. Oi dont get down on Us like that! Im going to tell you one more Spoiler. Someone told me once when I was about to fight an enemy that I wasnt armed. You know what I told them? 10 shook his head. I told them I've got overconfidence! HA! That is so something I would say! You did say it mate! Besides you are not lonely anymore! Look at all our friends! We have the best family in the Universe! I suppose we do! Plus Susans kids and her Grandkids. 10 told his older self. See! We are The Doctor! We are never alone! Yeah and where would the world be with out us? I mean we save it over and over! 10 was beaming as he said this. Exactly! Now lets get everyone out of here! 11 went to get Pond. Doctor why were you gone so long? Sorry Pond. I had a little chat with myself. He was feeling sad. Oh. Are you alright? Yeah we are both fine now. So lets get you out of here Pond! Oh please! Who has Charlotte now? Shes fine. She is with her Daddy. Oh. He really loves her doesnt he? Course he is me I am him. Naturally he would love her. 11 carried Pond out of the room. Everyone was waiting for them to walk back to the TARDIS. Whats the plan Doc? Jack asked. Plan? What Plan? Do I need a Plan? 11 commented. Well are we all just going to leave or? 10 questioned. You are all invited over to our house for dinner! Pam said. We are? Rose hit John in the head when he said this. Ow!

Of course you are! We can have take out! On Gus! ME?! Gus please we are celebrating! We just had our first Grandchild! Right! Yes of course! On me! Thanks Dad! The Doctor leaned over so Amy could kiss her Dad on the cheek. Anything for you and The Doctor love! I cant wait to show Charlotte off! They reached the two TARDISES. Right Pond Im going to put you down here for a second. Where is my Key? Here you go love! Amy handed it to him. She had swiped it from his pocket and he didnt even notice. Oi Pond have you been taking lessons from Churchill? Me? Course not! He opened the door and let everyone in. Oi me give me our little one! 10 reluctantly handed her over. Right now who is going with me and who is going with me? What? Rose asked. Ok let me rephrase that sorry. Who is going with the bow tied me and who is going with the other me? Oh. Everyone said. Rose, Donna, John, Jack, and Martha went with 10, while Pam, Gus, Sweets, Susan, Sarah Jane, and Rani and of course Amy and Charlotte went with 11. Amy had placed Charlotte in her crib. The TARDIS had re-decorated the room after they met Beatrix Potter. Amy wanted all Peter Rabbit and Friends dcor. Heres your lovely crib sweetheart. You just sleep there. Mummys going to rest in this chair. Ill be right here. The Doctor put Susan in charge of controlling the TARDIS while he went to check on Amy. He found her asleep in her rocking chair. Right Pond is taking a nap with Charlotte. Susan are we there yet? Almost Grandfather. We should be there in 5 minutes. Wonderful Susan. Let me know when we land so I can go wake Pond. Yes Grandfather. Pam, Gus, and Dr. Sweets were discussing the fantastic events of the day. The Doctor was looking at Charlottes Birth Certificate. He loved the fact that his 10 th self had gotten to sign it as well. Grandfather we are here. Fantastic! Ill go wake Pond. The Doctor ran into Charlottes nursery. He hated to wake Amy knowing she needed rest. Pond, Pond! Were here. He whispered in her ear. Hmmm? Amy asked. We are at your parents house love. Time to wake up. Amy opened her eyes and stared at The Doctor. Do I have to? You can sleep inside love. Come along. He pulled Amy up and she stumbled.

I think my legs forgot how to work Doctor. The Doctor chuckled at her. Oh Pond. You are a silly one! Ill get the baby Doctor. No. No. You go on ahead. Ill get her. Alright. If you insist. Amy walked out of the room and found that everyone else had already left. Come along Pond. The Doctor told his Daughter as he picked her up. Now where is your carrier? Ahh there it is. Perhaps I should have gotten your carrier first. The Doctor held Charlotte with one hand and grabbed his Sonic. He sonicked the Carrier nearer to him. He bent down and placed his little (or as Pond called her wee) one in the carrier. There you go love! All safe and sound! Lets go see everyone! The Doctor took his Daughter inside to visit with her family. There she is! There is my wee one! Oh Doctor give me that baby! Pam exclaimed. Here you go Pam. Enjoy your Granddaughter! Hello Sweetheart! How are you? Charlotte started crying at the woman holding her. Oh what did I do? Shh! Its your Grammy! Daddy who is this! I want my Mummy! Both Doctors and Susan heard her say. Honey no need to cry. This is your Grandmother! Shhh! Mummy is taking a rest. 11 told her. Charlotte stopped crying and looked at her Grandmother. Time Lord infants are the same as humans. Cute when they want to be and cranky at times! 10 said to everyone. Yeah Cranky like her Father! 11 laughed at his younger self. Oi I do not get cranky! Are you forgetting that I know you? That I AM You? I remember the time Oh wait never mind. 11 was about to tell his last self about the time he had said It's taken me all these years to realize that the laws of time are *mine* and they will obey me! He had been very cranky, well crazy rather! That was a very bad day for the man known as The Doctor. 11 knew that time had not happened yet for his former incarnation. He decided he had had enough spoilers. Especially about things that were still to come for him as the 10 th Doctor. What were you going to tell me? 10 asked looking at 11. Hmm? What? Nothing. I was just thinking about something. Let me guess Spoilers? Yeah. Not really happy ones either. 11 looked down at his shoes. Oh is it about how I die? It is sort of related to that. You will know what I mean when it happens to you. Right. So where is lovely Amy? Im not sure. She came in before me. Wait a minute, so did you. 11 told him. Yeah well I didnt see her when I came in.

Everyone was sitting around talking and playing with the baby. Sarah Jane Im hungry. Rani whispered. Im sure we will get food soon Rani just be patient. Gus order some pizza for us! Is that alright with everyone? Gus ordered Pizza and went to get some Sodas. Doctor Do you take Jelly Babies with your Pizza? I used to Jack! both answered. All the Doctors friends made a face at that. Gus came back with Pizza and drinks. FOOD! Jack exclaimed. The friends laughed at Jack. What Im hungry! Jack we are all hungry! Save me some Im going to go get Pond. She has to eat. The Doctor went to wake up Pond. This time not letting her go back to sleep. He walked into the room and found her reading a Beatrix Potter story to herself. Pond are you alright Sweetheart? Oh hi Doctor. Yeah I just cant believe Charlotte is here! I still feel Pregnant! Is she ok? Of course Pond. She is downstairs with her crazy family! Oi dont go telling Sweets we are crazy! He will try to shrink us all again! 10 said from the door way. What are you doing up here? 11 questioned. Pam told me to come get you two. Oh is there food? Im starved! Yes Pond Pizza! Is it from Italy? Unfortunately not. Ohh! I get to eat Pizza in Italy? Not for a while yet. 11 laughed. The Doctor grabbed Ponds hand and helped her get up. Come along Pond! The three went downstairs and joined everyone. God this is so good! Amy said. Child birth does take a lot out of you Pond. There was silence for a while as everyone ate and drank. That was very satisfying! 11 said as he finished eating. Oh Yes! 10 grinned. I am so full! As we all are Jack. 11 told him. The friends sat and talked for a while longer. Amy had fed and changed Charlotte for what seemed like the millionth time today. Amy, Charlotte, and 11 had gone back upstairs to talk. Doctor when can we leave? She asked looking at her Raggedy Man. Oh Soon Pond. I believe everyone is getting ready to go. Ill miss them but we will see them again soon. We will?

Of course! For Charlottes baptism! Her baptism? Well I had assumed you wanted to raise her Catholic. I thought we were going to raise her Time Lord. Oh Pond. She will definitely grow up knowing her heritage and the rise and fall of the Time Lords. I will personally tell her myself about her Father The Doctor. He is a rather fabulous hero! Not to mention hot! Thanks Pond! I mean your last two selves have been very attractive! You know whats weird? What Pond? Your last self told me I was beautiful. When he stroked my hair. Oh well that is nice of him. He is just saying the truth after all Pond. 11 smiled his gorgeous smile at her. Yeah. It was still kind of odd. Or was it Ood Pond? Not them again! I have a feeling one day you will see them Pond. They heard a knock on the door. Come in. Amy and 11 said. Doctor I think its time for me to go. 10 said. Are you sure? I was thinking we could go on an adventure together. 11 told his younger self. Yeah. I promised to take Rose and John home. Oh right. Just dont forget to say goodbye to Charlotte. I wont. You sure I cant take her for a while? Not right now. She needs her Mummy. Yes of course she does. I better say goodbye to everyone else. Well come with you. Besides I dont know if you could take care of Charlotte with what happens to you next. Why? What happens to me? Am I about to die? No. Not yet. Soon though. Right. Well anyway ALLONS-Y! The 10th Doctor swaggered downstairs with his 11th self their child and Amy behind him. So you lot ready to go? 10 looked around at his friends. Ill go with ya Doc. My Vortex Manipulator is malfunctioning. Thats because its not as reliable as a TARDIS Jack! Donna, Rose, John. Ready? I suppose Doctor. John and I have to get started on wedding plans. Rose if you dump him before the wedding call me! Jack wiggled his brows at Rose. OI! John glared at Jack. Rose laughed. Jack I remember when I first met you. Yeah so do I Rose. I never stood a chance! Rose, Jack, and The Doctors started laughing. I have to meet women first because if they meet The Doctor first I will never stand a chance!

Jack I loved The Doctor. I still do! All of him that I have met! Rose beamed at the two Doctors. Rose I love you too! Both Doctors hugged her. Ohh Doctor Hug! Rose said from in between the two. Alright get off my fianc! John told them. John its just a hug! Calm down! Right. Anyone coming with me lets go! 11 grabbed Charlotte from Amy. I believe there is someone who wants to say bye to her Daddy. Oh I almost forgot! Give me that little Time Lady! Thats what I call her as well! Naturally we do think alike! 10 held Charlotte. He noticed she looked a lot like his older self. Yet she was still his. Charlotte smiled at him and told him Daddy I wish you didnt have to go. I will miss you and so will my other Daddy. I know Sweetheart. But that Daddy is the one you need to be with. Not me. I understand. I just wish you could stay with us. I know love. I know. You will be loved and happy with your other Daddy. I love my Daddies, Mummy, Susan, and all the rest of my family! Thats great love! Daddy has to go now. Im sure your Daddy will tell you all about me and all your other Daddies. I know he will. Bye Daddy. I love you. I love you too Sweetheart. The Doctor kissed Charlotte on the head and handed her over to himself with tears in his eyes. Oh Grandfather must you leave? Susan asked him. Yes Susan I really have to go. It was wonderful to see you! He engulfed Susan in a hug. I will miss you Grandfather! At least I will see you again in the future! Of course you will Susan! Now I must go. The Doctor, Donna, Rose, John, and Jack said their Goodbyes to all their friends. You arent leaving without chatting with me first. 11 said as he grabbed him by the shoulder. Ok. What would you like to chat about? Lovely weather we are having! 11 grinned at him. Come on mate. I know you have feelings about leaving. I just wanted to tell you, its not your fault. Dont feel guilty for doing it. Just dont put that guilt on yourself. What are you talking about? 11 was of course referring to the Time Lord Victorious and having to destroy Gallifrey and the Time Lords again. Youll find out. It was great to see me again though. Everyone walked out to see the travelers off. They watched as she de-materialized. Just then the 11th Doctor looked at the TARDIS that was left. He noticed it was not the Bluest blue ever! Hold on! Inside the TARDIS Donna noticed it looked different.

Doctor! What is it Donna? Doctor this is not our TARDIS! WHAT? He looked around and saw the different console. Oh what have I done? 11 was saying how he could not have noticed he was taking the wrong TARDIS! How could I not have known my own TARDIS? Blimey my younger self is losing it! The TARDIS re-appeared minutes later. The occupants came out shaking their heads. Im sorry! Im so sorry! 10 told his older self. Its alright mate! Actually its sort of hilarious! Just go if you are going to! The travelers walked into the correct TARDIS at this time. The people that were left waved them off once again. Sorry about that! Im losing my mind! Its ok Doctor. No big deal! Jack grinned at him. Thanks Jack! Now how about we get you lot home! The Doctor dropped Jack off first in Cardiff. It was lovely to see you Doctor! You as well Jack! The men hugged. Jack squeezed his bum. OI JACK! Sorry! Ya know I wish your 11th self was at least bi! Hes foxy! 10 rolled his eyes. Jack stop calling my future self Foxy! I am sure he would not appreciate it! Alright! Oi Red! Yeah? Donna answered. It was good to see you too! He hugged Donna tight. Bye Jack! Rose remember what I said. Call me! Sure Jack sure! Ill see you soon Doctor, Rose, Donna. You will? Donna asked. Yeah Pretty Soon. Jack planted a kiss on John before he left. AHH! STOP IT! Sorry. I just had to kiss the Doctor and you are the closest thing since he wont let me! Well Goodbye Jack! John said as he wiped off Jacks kiss. See ya John! Jack Harkness walked out the door. So time to take you two home! Ready? I hate where the TARDIS lands all the time! Why does she always land on Bad Wolf Bay? I dont know Rose. She just does. The TARDIS landed once again on Bad Wolf Bay. The four exited the TARDIS.

Rose fought back tears remembering her tearful I Love You! moment that she had with The Doctor there. She knew the moment where The Doctor left John on Bad Wolf Bay hadnt happened to him yet. It was fresh in her mind. She heard herself asking both Doctors What was the last thing you said to me? The Doctor had answered I said Rose Tyler. Rose remembered asking How was that sentence going to end? He had replied Does it need saying? Rose thought her heart would break at those words. So she turned to the Other Doctor and asked. He had answered Rose Tyler. Then he took her into his arms and whispered I love you. In her ear. That moment Rose knew he was the one for her. Her real Doctor would never say the words. This is why she had gotten upset at 11 telling Pond he loved her. Rose Tyler are you alright? Rose jumped at the Doctors voice. Sorry! I was just thinking about something. Well Donna and I must go. It was lovely to see you! He hugged her tight. Tears streamed down her face. Rose what is it? Ill just miss you is all! Rose you have John! I still dont know why or how he was created but for some reason here he is. She felt herself saying the words again. The ones she had told him years ago. He isnt you! Rose he is! He is me! I mean he isnt Time Lord but other than that he is basically me! Doctor you dont understand. I know what happens! Why John is here! What happens to Donna! I dont know if I can live like this anymore! Doctor I LOVE YOU! Rose I. I! You know how I feel about you! Exactly but you cant or wont say it! I had to wait for John to say it! I do love him but even still! Rose I dont think I should be hearing this! I dont care! We were here on this beach! Me, You, Donna, and John! I wanted you to tell me you loved me! You wouldnt! Thats all I wanted Doctor! Rose Tyler I have to leave! Ill see you in my future! The Doctor tuned and walked away. Leaving behind once again a broken hearted Rose Tyler. Rose and John watched the TARDIS leave. John, Im sorry! I was out of line! You know I love you! I know you do love! Its alright. Lets go home! Back in the TARDIS 10 and Donna were talking. Doctor what did Rose mean when she said I know what happens to Donna? Im not sure Donna. I suppose we will find out. Your 11th self also said he was happy to see me again. I wonder what happens to me. According to everyone else we will find out soon enough Donna.

The Doctor and Donna went back to their own time period. The Doctor started crying because he knew he loved Rose and he wished he could tell her. The 11th Doctor and his family had to leave. I suppose we should be off as well. But I wanted to show my Granddaughter off! Gus said. Oh Gus we will be back soon. Dont worry! I have to take everyone home. Pam and Gus kissed their Daughter and Granddaughter goodbye. Pam hugged The Doctor goodbye and as he released her she snogged him. AHHH PAM! 11 said his voice muffled. Sorry! Im sorry! I couldnt help myself! Mum we are never coming here again! Not unless you start controlling yourself! Amy I promise! I will! Gus good to see you again. Well be back. Of course Doctor. I cant wait to see Charlotte when she is older. Is everyone ready to leave? Sarah? Susan? Rani? Martha? Sweets? Yes then lets go you lot! Doctor why are you crying? What? Pond Im not crying! Then he felt a tear drop onto his bow tie. Oh I suppose I am. I guess my 10th self is upset over leaving Rose. Well anyway we better go. Come along Pond! The friends walked out to the TARDIS. You better come back soon! Pam told her Daughter. I will, but Im not sure the Doctor will! Come on you lot! The Doctor started the TARDIS. So who are we taking home first? I suppose Sweets and I. Of course Martha. It was the middle of the night in New York, so the Doctor took Martha to her house. Thanks Doctor! Ill see ya soon? Yeah. Let me know if you still need me for your divorce case. Oh Martha. Yeah? We want you there when Charlotte is baptized! Fabulous Doctor! Martha hugged the Doctor and said goodbye to everyone else. Martha left the TARDIS wondering how she had gotten so lucky to have such wonderful friends. So Sweets what is your address so I can have the TARDIS take you home? Sweets gave the Doctor his address. Right. Here we are. Doctor it was interesting to meet you. I hope to see you again. Congratulations again on the baby! Thank you Sweets! Oh you will definitely see me again! No getting rid of me! Sweets left thinking what a strange day he had had. He was exhausted and went straight to bed. So who is next? The Doctor asked turning around to his friends that were left. I suppose Rani and me Doctor. I am sure her Parents are wondering where she is.

Right. If you say so Sarah. The Doctor set the TARDIS in motion once again and shouted GERONIMO!! The TARDIS landed in Sarah Janes attic. Sarah it was lovely to see you again! I will see you soon! He hugged Sarah Jane close. Oh Doctor it was wonderful! I cant wait till our next visit. Yes Soon Sarah. You and Rani must be there when we baptize Charlotte. Wonderful Doctor! I hope Ranis parents wont mind her going off with me so much. Well bring them along if you like! Ill see Doctor. Congratulations to you and Amy! Thanks Sarah Jane! Amy hugged her. Good bye Susan. I hope to see you again! Oh of course Sarah Jane! Most definitely! Goodbye. The two women shared a quick hug. Doctor Charlotte is so cute! Can I take her home? Sorry Rani. She belongs to me and Pond. Now you sound like my 10th self. He wanted to take her as well. I decided to take a shot. I guess we should go. Ill miss you guys. Rani we will miss you too. We will see you soon. The Doctor told the teenager. Rani ran and hugged him. Good bye Doctor! Till later Rani. Amy congratulations again! Thanks Rani! If we ever need a baby sitter I know who to call! Ranis eyes went wide. Oh Amy really? I would love to! Rani ran and hugged her. Come on Rani lets go. Coming Sarah Jane. Susan it was great to see you again! You as well Rani. Take care of yourself. I will. You too Susan. Bye Rani! The three TARDIS occupants that were left said. Right, Susan are you sure you cant stay? I would love to. Trust me Grandfather! Then why cant you? I have to get back to work. Susan what do you do? Amy asked. Im a secretary. I actually put the picture of me and you on my desk Grandfather! My boss asked if you died. I told him that you were still alive. Thats sweet Susan! Maybe I can meet your boss someday. Grandfather that would be wonderful! Although how would we explain your looks to him? Plastic Surgery? Grandfather! Susan laughed at her old Grandfather. Well these humans tend to do it all the time! Why couldnt I?

Because you regenerate? Amy asked. Ahh to true Pond. Anyway I suppose we should take Susan home. Yes Grandfather. I left David a note that I was going to go with you again. I always liked him. Hes a good bloke. Yes he is Grandfather. He has made me very happy. Well off we go then ladies. The TARDIS was set into motion once again. She landed in Susans garden once more. Sorry Susan. Its alright Grandfather. Really! Susan I hate that you have to leave! I cant wait to see you again! Amy hugged Susan tight. I know Amy. I will miss you too! Oh I will miss you all! Especially Charlotte! Oh Susan would you like to say bye to her? Oh Yes Grandfather! The Doctor went to the nursery and picked up his little Pond. I had forgotten how much infants sleep. He said as he handed her to Susan. Oh Charlotte. I will see you soon! I hope you get to meet my children and their children! She will definitely meet them Susan. She already met Ponds parents. I dont see why she shouldnt meet my side of the family as well. I agree Doctor. Amy beamed at him. Good bye Charlotte. Susan kissed her head. Good bye Susan. Until we meet again. The Doctor told his Granddaughter. Oh Grandfather I dont want to leave! Susan said as she handed Charlotte over to Amy. She then ran and hugged her Grandfather. Susan. We will see each other again soon. I promise! Dont you have a birthday coming up? Yes Grandfather you know that. Well then I will see you in a few weeks on your Birthday! Fantastic Grandfather! He hugged her once again and kissed her on her head. Good bye Grandfather. Good bye love. See ya soon. Susan walked out and watched the TARDIS de-materialize. Doctor is it really her Birthday in a few weeks? Course it is Pond! You heard her didnt you? Yeah. Nice of you to visit her on her Birthday. I always do Amy. She is my only family I have left. What about me and Charlotte? Oh I mean she is the only family since before I met you and had Charlotte. Oh right. Now you two are my family as well. I mean of course! He smiled his patented Doctor smile at her. Oh Doctor! I love you! I love you too Amelia Jessica Pond.

What do we do now? Everyone is gone. Well we get some rest Pond. We did just have a baby! That sounds fabulous! I am so tired! The two went to their bedroom and left the door open so they could hear Charlotte. The Doctor had set his Sonic to Baby Monitor Setting. Amy was just drifting off to sleep when she woke up. Pond what is it? Doctor we forgot to buy a baby monitor! Dont worry! I set the Sonic to Baby Monitor Setting! Oh. Good! What doesnt the sonic do? It does a lot of stuff Pond! But Ill tell you later. Get some rest. Right. Hopefully Charlotte doesnt keep us up. Pond are you going to continue breast feeding? The TARDIS can get us bottles and formula if we need it. I will for the first couple days I suppose. Well if you need formula let me know. Or let the TARDIS know. Alright love. Good night. Good night Pond. They fell into a restful sleep until Charlotte started screaming. Pond Ill go get her. You stay here. What if shes hungry? Ill feed her formula. Amy was too tired to argue. Ok. Thanks Raggedy. The Doctor ran into the nursery. Oh my. What is all the racket? Daddy Im hungry! Oh you are? Well lets see what we can do. Oh looks like you are wet too Sweetheart. Let me change your nappie. The Doctor changed her nappie and asked the TARDIS for a bottle. TARDIS can I have a bottle of formula please? The TARDIS obliged. Thanks dear! He patted the wall of the nursery. The Doctor was talking to his baby and she looked up at him intensely. He burped her and she fell asleep once more. There you go. All better. Go to sleep little one. Doctor you are such a great Father! Pond I thought you were asleep! Thanks! Youre a fabulous Mother! Thanks Doctor! Charlotte is such a joy! Just wait till she gets older Pond. The pair fell asleep dreaming about their life together. Surprisingly the baby didnt wake up again. Amy dreamt about all the children she would have with the Doctor. She dreamt of another girl, this one Ginger. The Doctor dreamt of his wedding to Amy. She looked Gorgeous in a white gown and he was wearing a tux with a cool bow tie. Charlotte was running around in the dream.

The Doctor in the dream wondered what was next for him and Pond. Charlottes baptism? That divorce trail that was supposedly supposed to happen? Roses wedding? Another child? The Doctor, Amy Pond, and their Daughter were sleeping peacefully on the TARDIS; until Charlotte woke up at 8 AM screaming. Pond wake up! The baby needs you! Me? Why me? Pond please! Im so tired after last night! Like Im not? I cant even walk! The Doctor chuckled at Pond. Leaning on his elbow he looked at her and said Shut up you wanted it Amelia! Amy smacked him in the head for calling her Amelia. She then got up to go tend to the baby. Oh Good Morning to you too Charlotte! Whats all the fuss? Im hungry Mummy! Charlotte told her Mother even though she couldnt hear her. Lets check your nappie Sweetheart. WHOA! Alright we have to change you now! The TARDIS groaned its agreement, even if Amy didnt understand her. Amy changed her nappie and then made her a bottle. She sat down in the rocking chair with her wee girl. Charlotte you are so adorable! Arent you? Yes you are! Charlotte cooed at her Mother. Are you done now love? Alright. You need to burp Sweetie. Charlotte let out a loud burp in her Mummys face. Oh well that was lovely. Amy said sarcastically. Lets give you a bath love. Would you like that; a nice bath? Oh Yes Mummy I love baths! Amy looked at her daughter and wished she could hear her like the Doctor could. How about we go wake up Daddy first? He is being lazy today! Yes Daddy needs to wake up Mummy! Amy took her child and went to wake up her fianc. Doctor! The Doctor had fallen back asleep. Doctor its time to get up! A couple more minutes Pond. He said into his pillow. I have someone here who wants to see her Daddy! The Doctor shook himself as he woke up. Well Charlotte! Good Morning love! Charlotte cooed at her Daddy. Daddy! Wake up! Daddys up love. Hes up. What did she say Doctor? She just told me to wake up Pond. Oh well she is right. Its 8:30. I havent even brushed my teeth yet! 8:30 already? Wow time flies! Especially in the TARDIS love!

Oh Pond go brush your teeth! Hurry up I have to pee! Doctor there are 111 restrooms in here! Why must we always use the same one? Im not sure Pond. Someone has to watch the baby. Fine Ill go wash up and then you can. I have to give her a bath today also. Amy Pond I believe you are settling into Motherhood quite well! Thanks Doctor! Amy walked into the bathroom leaving the Doctor with Charlotte. She could hear the Doctor talking to her as she brushed her teeth. At least he isnt talking to himself anymore. She thought. So Charlotte what shall we do today? I dont know Daddy. Well I suppose your Mummy and I will decide. We are the adults here. Daddy I have a question. What is it love? Why does Mummy call you Doctor and why do you call her Pond? The Doctor chuckled at the cuteness of his daughter. Oh love! My name is Doctor and well Mummys surname is Pond. Like yours. Her first name is Amy. But I like to call her Pond. Why dont I have your surname Daddy? Well Sweetheart Daddy doesnt have a surname. I know usually Daddies do but I dont. Ill explain it to you when you are older. Oh alright Daddy. The Doctor started bouncing Charlotte on his knee. Doctor I wouldnt do that. Amy told him from the restroom doorway. Oh relax Pond. She likes it! Charlotte was cooing and in fact did like the motion. Just then Charlotte vomited on the Doctors leg. AHH! The Doctor yelled. Sorry Daddy! Charlotte told him. Its alright love Daddy should have listened to Mummy! I told you! I am getting good at being a Mummy! Amy smiled at him. Pond you are most certainly a great Mummy! Now hold her while I go clean up. Amy took the baby and said It wasnt a lot at least this time it isnt Star Whale sick! The Doctor was cleaning his leg off and he told Pond Yes Pond that Star Whale was much worse! Also the times you vomited on me in bed while pregnant were not fun either! Or when I was sick after having too many banana daiquiris! When was that Doctor? Oh when I was 10 and with Rose. I just had to go invent that drink centuries early and get drunk on it didnt I? Doctor I cant believe you did that! Well you met my 10th self Pond. I was more immature back then. Oh but you should have seen me! I had my tie on my head and I met a horse! Mickey was there as well. Blimey that was ages ago! Sounds like fun sorry I missed it.

Pond I wasnt ready to meet you yet. Imagine if you had met my 10th self instead of me! I know! Which is why Im glad I met you! I still feel bad for Rose though. Why Pond? Well you never told her you loved her; yet you told me. Hell you tell me all the time! Like I said I was a different man back then and he just couldnt love a human! I dont know why since Susan fell in love with a human. The Doctor shrugged as he came out of the bathroom. He then remembered something. Susan! What about her Doctor? Pond what is today? October 15th, 2010. Charlotte is ten days old today. Why? The Doctor hit himself in the head. Oh Today is Susans Birthday! How could I forget? He grabbed his mobile and dialed Susans number. Hello? Susan Happy Birthday! Oh Grandfather! Thank you! I thought you had forgotten! How could I forget love? So what time is the party tonight? At 7 Grandfather! Dont be late! Me? Late? Never! Susan laughed and Amy snorted. They both knew the Doctor and how he had a habit of being late for everything! Right Grandfather. Well I have to go Im at work. You are? Oh sorry. Tell that boss of yours I said Hello! I hope to meet him tonight! I will Grandfather. He has said he wants to meet you as well. Fabulous! Ill see you tonight Susan! Yes till tonight! Give my love to Amy and Charlotte. I will. Goodbye love. The Doctor hung up with Susan then. Pond you better get dressed! Where we going? Well to get Susan a present of course! We cant be late! Ya know for someone who controls the laws of time you sure are late a lot! Shouldnt it be the other way around? Where you are annoyingly early instead? Yes Pond! I know! Now get dressed! I have to give Charlotte a bath first! Pond you go bathe yourself and I will bathe Charlotte. GO! He waved Amy off . Oh thanks Doctor! She kissed his cheek. Youre welcome Pond. Now give me that child. He grabbed Charlotte from Pond and went to bathe her. Now Charlotte what do we need to give you a bath? Ahh! Clothes, a towel, a nappie, some lotion, baby shampoo, and baby soap anything else? He looked at Charlotte as he asked. My rubber ducky Daddy!

Of course love! I think Daddy has one in his old coat. The Doctor went and got Charlottes clothes, her towel, a clean nappie, some lotion, baby shampoo and baby soap and he searched for her rubber ducky but couldnt find it. He shrugged and took Charlotte up to the TARDIS wardrobe. There he found his old long coat he had worn as 10. He rummaged through the pockets and found a rubber ducky. AHHA! I knew I had this in here! His exclamation scared Charlotte causing her to cry. Shhh! Im sorry! Daddy didnt mean to scare you! She calmed down and looked at him. Now lets go take that bath! The Doctor took Charlotte to the TARDIS sink in the kitchen. Ok first I have to make sure this ducky is clean! Sit here for a minute. He placed Charlotte in her carrier while he washed her ducky. What was I doing with a rubber ducky in my pocket anyway? He wondered. He made a mental note to himself that if he ever ran into 10 again he would ask. Alright Charlotte your ducky is all clean love! The Doctor took off Charlottes clothes and with the Sonic he controlled the temperature of the water. Ahh Perfect! He placed Charlotte in and washed her. He gave her the rubber ducky and she stared at it and stuck it in her mouth. The Doctor looked at this and laughed. How did I get so lucky? He thought. He had finished washing Charlotte and dressing her. Now shall we go see where Mummy is? Yes Daddy! I miss Mummy! Charlotte yawned as she said this. Oh I think someone needs to go down for a nap already! Come lets go find Mummy! The Doctor took his now clean daughter and went to go look for Amy. Pond are you still showering? No Doctor Im done. Well hello sweetie! Hello! The Doctor said. I was talking to the baby. Oh course. I knew that. The Doctor said slightly embarrassed. Did Daddy give you a bath? He did? What a good Daddy you have! All of them! Amy looked at the Doctor then. Doctor are you alright? What? Oh yeah Pond. Im just wondering what to get Susan for her birthday. Well are we going to go then? Yeah. Oh Pond look what I found! A rubber ducky? Isnt that the one that we bought Charlotte? No I couldnt find that one. This one was in my old coat. Which one? Which one what? Which old coat? Oh the one I used to wear when I was 10.

Oh. Why did you carry around a rubber ducky? I have no idea! I had lots of things in those big pockets! I remember when I met Donna and I told her I had pockets! Donna didnt have pockets? Not then. She was in her wedding dress. Oh. Doctor where do you think you are now? You and Donna? Im not sure Pond. But if I had to guess I would say I was just erasing Donnas memories of me at this moment. Doctor thats horrible! If that happened to me I would die! Just then The Doctor felt overcome with sadness. He had a memory of his 10th self saying Im sorry! Im so sorry Donna! as he erased her memories of him. Doctor? Sorry Pond. Just remembering something. Pond remember what I told you about memories? No. Amy I told you to never forget! Now youve gone and forgotten! I told you that nothing is really forgotten! Remember? Amy remembered. Oh I do now Doctor! So where are we going? The shops Pond! He looked down and noticed he was in his boxers. After I get dressed! I was about to say! Arent you cold Raggedy? Surprisingly not Pond! Ill be back in a minute! Amy held a sleeping Charlotte as The Doctor ran around getting his clothes together. Finally the Doctor was dressed. Pond Charlotte asked me the cutest thing! What love? She asked me why you called me Doctor and why I called you Pond! Awww that is the sweetest thing! Isnt it Pond? Now are we ready to go? Ive been ready! I just have to put Charlotte in her carrier and get her bag ready. Right! Ill go start the TARDIS! The Doctor started the TARDIS and set her for London, England October 15th, 2010. Pond come along! We are here! Im coming its a little harder carrying all these things! Pond take the bag Ill get the baby. Doctor where are we anyway? London Amy! Oh. Off to the shops! The Doctor carried Charlotte in her carrier and Amy carried her bag and her purse. Lets see what would Susan like? The Doctor was talking more to himself than his fianc. How about some jewelry Doctor? Hmm? Oh well she does seem to like jewelry. As long as its not a fob watch Pond!

He laughed at his joke even though Amy didnt understand it. Why cant it be a fob watch? Ill explain later Pond. Lets go into the shop. That one there! he pointed at a shop. They entered the shop and it indeed was a jewelry store. Hello may I help you? Ahh yes hello. Im looking for a present for my Granddaughter! The saleslady looked at the young man and thought he definitely did not look like any Grandfather she had ever met! What is the occasion sir? Oh its her birthday! May I ask how old she is? The Doctor had to think for a minute. He knew Susan was indeed 405; but he couldnt tell this human that. Sometimes it was necessary to lie. He thought 35? he said questioningly. Your Granddaughter is 35? Yes! That is correct 35! He turned to Amy and whispered, Is that not an appropriate age for my Granddaughter to be? She nudged him. Shh! Its just that you dont look old enough to have a Granddaughter that old! Oh! Damn this young looking incarnation! He cursed in his head. Sir? Right yes sorry. Just discussing something with my fiance. What exactly were you looking for? A ring, necklace, earrings? Well I was actually looking for something in a gift set of some sort. Ahh well we have many items that fall into that category. Did you have a price limit? A thought had just popped into the Doctors head. He had wanted to give Susan something special. He knew she would love a piece of jewelry with Gallifreyan imagery on it. He had the picture of it in his head. Did they make custom jewelry here? He wondered. Sir? What? Oh sorry. Im a little off today. Price limit? No any price is fine. Actually do you make custom jewelry here? We do sir. Fabulous! Ill be back! Where are you going love? Im going to retrieve a picture. Ill be back in five minutes! Is he always that distracted? Yes. I suppose you get used to it. Charlotte woke up and started crying. Oh Sorry. Its quite alright dear. Amy picked her up out of her carrier. Shh love shh! Mummys here! Charlotte calmed down and looked for her Daddy. Amy noticed her looking around.

Are you looking for Daddy? Dont worry. He just stepped out. He will be right back! Where is it? Where is it? he asked as he rummaged thru the TARDIS storage. The TARDIS had found what he was looking for. Ahh! Thanks old gal! This is exactly what I was looking for! The Doctor knew Susan would love jewelry with the Time Lord Seal on it. He knew it would mean a lot to her. He ran back into the shop with the picture in his hands. Can you make me a necklace, earrings, and bracelet with this symbol on them?

Amy and the saleslady looked at the symbol. Doctor what is that? Something from home Pond. Amy knew what he meant when he said home. Oh. Its very pretty! Amy said. Yeah I know. So can you? he looked at the woman hopefully. Yes I suppose we could. Would you like that color? Nah honestly those colors are rubbish! It does look cool though! How about the inside purple and the outside red? I know she would love that! He turned to Amy again. Dont you think she would love it Amy? I suppose. If she knows what it is. Oh trust me she knows. She definitely knows! Well sir I just need to make a copy of this picture if you dont mind. Then we will get started. Great! Of course! Do you know what time they would be ready? She looked at her watch. Well it is noon now. I would say about 4. Is that alright with you? Perfect! Parties at 7! I cant be late! The saleslady walked off to copy the picture. Oh Pond I know she will love it! I cant wait to see her face! I bet it will make her very happy Doctor! The woman came back with the Doctors picture. Here you go sir. Now do you have a mobile number I could call so I can notify you when the pieces are ready? Of course here is my card! The Doctor handed her a card with a mobile number on it and THE DOCTOR with his picture on it.

Ok what is your name sir? Oh well it says right there. He pointed where it said THE DOCTOR. Sir that just says THE DOCTOR. Yes that is me! Youre telling me your name is THE DOCTOR? Yes of course. Well Pond and I have to be off. Ill be waiting for your call. Thank You! The Doctor grabbed Charlotte and put her in her carrier. Come along Pond! The sales lady thought The Doctor was a very strange man. Also how could he have a Granddaughter that is 35? Pond Im starved! We never did eat breakfast. I know we forgot. The only one that ate breakfast was Charlotte. Lucky her. The Doctor looked down at his daughter. Yes she ate and then spit it up on Daddy; didnt you love? I told you not to bounce her! Forgive me Pond! It has been years since I have taken care of a child! It will come back to me. Well I hope it does! This is my first time and Im still learning! What is that Human saying Pond? Ahh! You learn something new everyday! What new thing have we learned today Doctor? Im not sure Pond. Nothing yet I suppose. The day is still young, Im sure we will learn something new Pond. Yeah. Oh fish and chips! Come on! They ordered fish and chips and waited for them at a nearby table. Doctor what was that symbol you showed me and the sales lady? Oh that was a Time Lord seal Pond. It was what we used to wear on our clothes. Susan will know what it is. Oh. That sounds interesting. I think it is really cool looking! As do I Pond! The Doctor noticed how gorgeous Amy looked in her red sweater and blue jeans. She hadnt worn a mini skirt yet. The Doctor was wondering when she would wear one again. Finally the fish and chips were ready. The two sat and ate and talked. When they were done they thought of what to do now. Pond what shall we do while we wait? Go shopping Raggedy! Amy grabbed his hand as she picked up Charlottes carrier leaving the Doctor to carry her purse and Charlottes bag. Right Pond. Sounds good. Ohh in here love! Amy carried the baby and dragged the Doctor into the shop. The Doctor was not really in the mood to shop for clothes; unless it was bow ties, fezzes, suspenders, or Stetsons! Doctor are you ok love? What? Hmm? Just thinking about things love. Oh not in the mood to shop Raggedy?

Damn Pond knows me to well! He thought. Not really Pond. Im just wondering about Susans present. Dont worry love! I know it will be fabulous! Amy walked around the shop for a bit with The Doctor in tow. Hey babe how about I buy this? Amy was holding an outfit that consisted of a long sleeve blouse with a padded bra inserted and a mini skirt. The Doctors hearts almost popped out of his chest. Oh Pond you should definitely buy that! Absolutely! The Doctors voice cracked as he spoke. Well its kind of dressy love. I mean where would I wear it? He knew Pond wanted to go out. Charlotte was barely ten days old but Amy felt like she needed to get out and have alone time with the Doctor already. Pond you can wear it to Susans party! Really? I mean it wouldnt be inappropriate? Oh no Pond not at all! I mean you are gorgeous no matter what you wear! Thanks love! Just then the Doctors mobile rang. Hello? Yes this is the Doctor. Perfect! Ill be there in 5 minutes! Amy knew what the conversation was about. She was still trying to decide whether to buy the outfit or not. Pond you have about 3 minutes to decide whether you want that outfit or not. He told her folding his arms. Oh what the hell! You only live once! Maybe you do Pond! The Doctor smirked at her. Ok Doctor may I have your credit card? Yeah sure Pond. Amy stood in line and as she did The Doctor held Charlotte and her bag. Hello Miss. May I help you? Oh yes here ya go. Alright Miss that will be 30 pounds. Will it be cash or charge? Charge Please. Amy handed him the Doctors credit card. Hold on. Is the name on this correct? Yes it is. Im sorry Miss but who is The Doctor? Oh he is over there! Amy pointed to where the Doctor sat with Charlotte. Can we bring him over please? Oh of course. Doctor! What is it Pond? We have to go get Susans gift! Sorry! There is just a problem with your credit card. Oh? The Doctor looked at the cashier. What seems to be the problem here? I just had to verify the name Sir. It says here The Doctor. The Doctor hated explaining his name all the time.

He just sighed and said Yes the name is correct. My name is The Doctor. Did my card not go thru? Oh it did. I was just making sure of the name. Ahh I see. The cashier rang up the purchase. There you go Doctor. Thank you so much! Come along Pond! The Doctor carried Charlotte this time while Pond had their bags. He walked as fast as he could to the jewelry store. Ahh! Im here! He said breathlessly as he ran in the door. Ohh Doctor! Good! We were waiting for you! The saleslady brought out the jewelry. Here we go Doctor. I hope it is to your liking. The Doctor looked at the jewelry pieces. He thought they were gorgeous and said so. Oh my why these are gorgeous! My Granddaughter will love them! Thank you! He hugged her tight. Youre very welcome Doctor! How much is it? he asked as he released her. It will be 45 pounds Doctor. Right. I had my credit card here somewhere. I have it remember love? Ahh Pond! Yes! Give it to me! Amy whispered in his ear Ill give it to you alright! This caused the Doctor to turn bright red. Pond! Please! Amy giggled at him. Amy handed over the credit card to the saleslady. Thank you dear. She had an amused look on her face. Thank you so much for helping us Betty! Youre very welcome Doctor! Pond its 4:30! I think we should go! So early Doctor? Well remember my resolution to be early Pond? Oh right. Lets go then! The Doctor swaggered out of the store carrying his baby girl. He noticed it wasnt as easy to swagger holding a baby carrier. He unlocked the TARDIS door and let Amy in first. Thanks Doctor. She kissed his cheek. No problem love! Come along Pond! He said looking at Charlotte. She had woken up and was now cooing at her Daddy. Daddy where are we going? We are going to your nieces birthday party! Oh I hope its fun Daddy! It will be love! So Pond? Ready to go?

Let me go put on my new outfit love. Yes Pond go ahead! Ill watch Charlotte. Amy left and got dressed in the outfit she had bought earlier. She came out in it and looked at the Doctor. How do I look love? The Doctor gulped and ran his fingers thru his hair. Pond you look wonderful sweetheart! He tried to keep his voice even so it wouldnt crack. Are you sure I look alright? I mean I feel kind of fat. Maybe I should have gone up a size. Pond youre gorgeous just the way you are! For goodness sake you just had a baby ten days ago! Oh Doctor you always know how to make me feel better! He picked Amy up and swung her around. Doctor! Im getting dizzy! Sorry Pond! Shall we go then love? Amy wanted to make love to the Doctor. She didnt care if they were late to the party or not. We still have time Doctor. Its only 5 o clock. Amy gave him a look. Pond are you saying you want to have a quickie? He asked raising a brow. Yeah I am Raggedy. Her voice dripped with arousal. I thought you were still sore from last night. Not anymore. What about Charlotte? The two looked down at their daughter. Shes asleep Doctor. We can put her in her crib. Amy bit her lip and looked at her fiance. Pond go put her in her crib and meet me in our room. Why me? I dont want to carry her right now! He looked down at himself. Amy noticed where he was looking. Oh Doctor! She grinned. Amy picked up the baby and as she walked by the Doctor she whispered in his ear Are you going to Sonic me Raggedy? You bet your hot ass Im going to Pond! The Doctor ran to his room. He looked at his watch. It was barely 5:17. He had enough time to have a quickie with Pond, wrap Susans present and get them there at a decent time. Amy ran into the room after putting Charlotte to bed. Raggedy dont forget to set the Sonic in case Charlotte needs us. Right Pond. He hoped his daughter would stay quiet for a while so Daddy could have fun with Mummy. The Doctor set the Sonic once again to Baby Monitor setting. So are you ready Doctor? Oh God Yes Pond! Let me get a condom first.

Doctor I cant get Pregnant yet! Cant we just go without one? Please? Just this one time? Oh fine Pond but after today we are going back to Dr. Freeman and getting you on birth control! Alright Raggedy! Now come here Amy. Ohh I like when you call me Amy love! Do you? Amy straddled the Doctor and noticed he still had his erection. OHHH DOCTOR! IS THAT YOUR SONIC OR ARE YA JUST HAPPY TO SEE ME? The Doctor chuckled at this and pushed Amy deeper onto his erection. Mmmm! Amy moaned. Do you want me Pond? Amy nodded. Lets get you out of this outfit! I dont want to ruin it! The Doctor was in the process of undressing Amy when they both heard Charlotte cry. FUCK! The Doctor yelled. Doctor stop it! Ill go get her. But! But! he said in protest. Amy rolled her eyes at him. Charlotte what is it love? Mummys here! Amy changed her and read a story to her. The Doctor listened on the Sonic. He still couldnt believe that Amy Pond the sweet, wonderful, feisty, crazy woman was all his! Ok shes out again. God our daughter is so adorable. She is Pond. I just wish she wouldnt interrupt when Mummy and Daddy are trying to have fun. Amy shrugged. We could start over love! Im not in the mood anymore Pond! he said a little too harshly. Oh. Yeah me neither Doctor. He saw the hurt look on her face that he knew he had put there with his words. Pond. Im sorry. I guess Im just a bit tetchy right now. Its alright love. We should get going to the party anyway. You wont be in to much of a bad mood will you? Why? Just because Im horny Pond? Thats nothing new Im always horny! He looked at her with a seductive grin. Now I can see why all the women fall in love with you Doctor! Oh and why is that Pond? Well you are just so romantic, funny, smart, dashing, and sexy! I mean you are the hero! What woman wouldnt fall for the knight in shining armor? Oh a damsel in distress? Im surprised at you Amy. Why?

That description you just give it was a bit, well pardon my use of the words but a bit fairy tale. I thought you didnt do fairy tales. He looked up at her with a smile. She knew he was referencing when he had met her as a child. He had said her name was a fairy tale name. She told him it was To fairy tale years later when he finally came back. Oh stuff it Doctor! I would but the baby would probably interrupt again! Doctor! He laughed at Amy. HA! Come along Pond! Lets get to this party! Sure Doctor. Oh I almost forgot to wrap Susans present! He ran to the closet and found out of all things Gallifreyan wrapping paper! Doctor that looks like Susans jewelry! Well it is Pond! Time Lord Seal wrapping paper! I got it well I dont really remember which one of me purchased it. Obviously one of my incarnations that lived when Gallifrey was still in existence. Oh Doctor! Yes Pond? I wish I could do something to help you. Pond I just need you to be here, love me and love our little Time Lady! I can do that love! Great! Now I must really wrap this present! I will say they did a fabulous job of making it! They did Doctor! The Doctor used the sonic to wrap Susans present. Ahh Perfect! Oh thats very good wrapping sweetheart! Thanks Pond! Now what time is it? Amy looked at her watch. Doctor its 5:45. Wonderful Pond! Now lets get going! The Doctor set the TARDIS for Susans house. GERONIMO! he shouted. Doctor will Charlotte be alright during take off? Absolutely Pond! The TARDIS would not let anything happen to her! They landed in Susans backyard. This time she had not landed in her flowers. Pond were here! Go get Charlotte! All right but I need help! Right Pond! The Doctor and Amy went to go get Charlotte ready. Amy changed her into a clean outfit. Lets go see your niece Charlotte! Pond she isnt listening she is asleep! Oh shut up! They started laughing at each other.

The Doctor grabbed Charlottes bag and Amys purse. Susan was getting ready for the party setting things up when she heard the noise. That wonderful noise that only belonged to her Grandfathers TARDIS. She ran down the stairs bumping into her husband. Oh David! I didnt see you there! Sorry! Where are you off to in such a hurry birthday girl? I was just going outside. Grandfathers here! He is? I didnt hear his ship. Whats it called again? Susan rolled her eyes at her husband. The TARDIS dear. Oh right. Please try to remember it! Grandfather dislikes when people forget her name. Susan you are acting as if that ship is alive! Of course she is David! Come on! She grabbed his hand and led him outside. David Campbell had no idea what to expect. Over all the years he had been married to Susan he had met all the incarnations of her Grandfather. The first one with the cane, the second one who was rather short, the third one with a shock of white hair, the fourth one with the ridiculously long scarf, the fifth one who wore celery on his lapel, the sixth one with blonde curls, the seventh one with a weird looking umbrella, the eighth one with a Victorian jacket, the ninth one who always said FANTASTIC!, and the tenth one who ran around saying MOLTO BENE! And ALLONS-Y! The last time Susan had gone to be with her Grandfather David had not been home. He came home to find a note that said I went off with Grandfather. Ill be back soon. Hopefully. Love, Susan. Hopefully? he had told himself. Susan this is your Grandfathers 11th incarnation correct? Yes David. You mentioned something about seeing his 10th incarnation last time. Yes Grandfather had run into his 10th incarnation. Oh he is so different now as his 11th self! Is he crazier? Because I thought his 10th self was very mad! Or maybe he was just hyper. Well Grandfather did used to be quite hyper when he was his 10th incarnation. I believe he has mellowed with age though. I think he will take it as a compliment if you call him mad. For some reason he has always been proud of being insane. Where is he then? The two were staring at the TARDIS waiting for its occupants to emerge. He does have a baby to tend to now David. They are probably getting her ready. What? He has a child? I told you didnt I? No! Oh Sorry. Thought I had. Maybe I should knock? Just as Susan was about to knock and call out Grandfather! The Doctor swung the TARDIS doors open. SUSAN! HAPPY BIRTHDAY! He hugged her tight. Thank you Grandfather!

Ah David! Good to see you mate! You look fantastic! David shook hands with the Doctor. Doctor you look! Wow you look so young! Yeah I had some work done! Grandfather! Oh relax Susan! Its a joke! You know that! Grandfather where is Amy? Oh well Pond had a little accident. Right as we were going to come out the baby woke up. She was rather hungry so Pond fed her. Then Charlotte accidentally got sick on her Mummy. All over her new outfit too! Oh Poor Amy! Amy will be alright Susan. Amy had taken off her outfit and gave Charlotte a glare. But she couldnt stay mad at her daughter. Not when she was so adorable and looked exactly like her Daddy! She washed her outfit in the TARDIS washing machine and it got the stain out perfectly! THANKS TARDIS! The TARDIS groaned a WELCOME! to Amy. Amy put her new outfit on and picked Charlotte up once again. Next time you are sick be sick on Daddy again! Ok Mummy! Charlotte agreed. The Doctor Susan and David had been sitting outside at Susans table waiting for Amy. Pond there you are! Are my girls ok? Oh yes Doctor we are now! Amy! Susan! Happy Birthday! Thank you! Amy come meet David! Hello David Campbell. Hi. Amy Pond. Yes and Im The Doctor! Everyone started laughing at him. Oh Doctor! Amy chuckled. What? he looked around at everyone. May I hold Charlotte? Certainly Susan! It is your birthday! The Doctor told her. Hello Charlotte! Happy Birthday Susan! Thank you! Shall we go inside? David asked. Oh yes. It is rather chilly out here! At that moment Susan noticed what her Grandfather had on his head. Grandfather what are you wearing on your head? A Stetson Susan! I wear a Stetson now! Stetsons are cool! Amy rolled her eyes at him. I think Daddy looks handsome! Thanks love! The Doctor smiled at his little daughter.

What did she say Doctor? She thinks I look handsome Pond! Shes just another girl that loves you Doctor! Well her love is expected. Now lets go inside everyone! The Doctor walked beside Amy. Pond did you get Susans present? I thought you did? He checked his pockets. Ahh yes! I have it right here! Once inside the Doctor looked around and thought Susan and David had a wonderful home. Anything I can help with Susan? Oh no Grandfather! Just relax! I have everything under control. But its your birthday you should be the one relaxing! Grandfather its alright! Really! You and Amy are the first ones here. Go watch telly or something. If you insist. He walked out and found Amy flipping channels. Anything good on love? Not really. Are you going to keep that Stetson on all night? As a matter of fact I am Pond! Amy laughed again. Actually now that I look at you in it again it is rather sexy! Thanks Pond! Yeah you know that old Earth saying Doctor. Which one Pond? Im not familiar. Amy leaned in close to him and whispered Save a horse ride a Cowboy! Pond! For Rassilons sake we are in my Granddaughters house! Right. Sorry. You know I like the other saying better. What other saying Pond? He knew he shouldnt ask but his curiosity was peaked. Save a TARDIS Ride a Doctor! Pond! Who in the hell says that? Me and Rose? Ok just me! Pond stop it! Sorry Doctor. Where is Charlotte? Oh David said I could put her in the nursery. They still have one in case they have any more Grandkids. Oh. Well that is a good idea. Doctor? Yeah Pond? Do you think Susan minds me having her Grandmothers ring? I dont believe so Pond. If she had a problem with it she would have told me. So far the only one that had a problem was me! Doctor you are so confusing!

It comes with being Time Lord love! What did you do with Susans present? Its still in my pocket. Susan and David walked in just then. Grandfather would you and Amy like a drink? That would be lovely Susan thanks! Do you have banana daiquiris? I could make you one Grandfather. Just who is supposed to fly the TARDIS if you are drunk? Relax Pond! Im not going to get drunk! I know my limit! Amy what would you like to drink? A soda is fine thanks. Susan went off and made her Grandfather his drink and got Amy her soda. You better not get drunk or Im never sleeping with you again! Amy hissed at him. HA! Are you kidding Pond? Who is the one who lost our bet? Amy had forgotten about that. In fact so had the Doctor till that moment. Oh I forgot about that. I still owe you a date! That you do Pond, but you just had my child so we can cancel the bet! Raggedy that is sweet of you. Thanks! Sure. Now just calm down. Grandfather here is your drink. Amy is grape soda ok? Thank you Susan! Sure Susan thats fine thanks! Now Pond lets see if I still like banana daiquiris. He took a sip and let the taste flow into his mouth. It was wonderful! Pond I definitely still like these! Want some? Alright Ill try it. But you better not get me drunk! Why on earth would I do that Amy? Amy tried the drink. It was actually very good. Its good Doctor. Yes! Throughout all of my incarnations I have always liked bananas! He grinned at her. The doorbell rang at that moment. Susan and David were both busy. Grandfather could you get the door? Certainly Susan! The Doctor opened the door and was face to face with his Great Grandchildren Joe, Martin, Peter, and Mary. Mary, Peter, and Martin also had their children with them. They had not seen this incarnation of the Doctor yet. Joe, Martin, Mary, Peter! Everyone come in! He let them into the house. Thank you. Who are you? Peter asked. Pete! Its me your old Great Grandfather! Grandfather? Joe asked. Hello Joe! How are you? Doing good in your studies? Everyone was silent. Susan came out of the kitchen. Grandfather who was it? Oh David its the kids! Come in everyone!

Susan I dont think they recognize me. Come on you lot surely you recognize your Great Grandfather! Joe walked up to the Doctor and asked Are you really my Great Grandfather? One and the same! Well, not the same. You know what I mean! So what did you get me for my Birthday last year? Joe quit being rude to Grandfather! Susan scolded. The Doctor held his hand up. No Susan its alright. The boy has a point. He has to see if Im really who I say I am. Well? Joe waited. Lets see. Last year? Blimey. The Doctor thought. I gave you my old Sonic! From when I was my 3rd self! You are him! Joe went and hugged the man. Oh You see! I told you! Finally Susans children and Grandchildren believed him thanks to Joe. That was the nice thing about being related to the Doctor. You always got interesting presents. The Doctor traveled all over the Universe, so of course you would get neat gifts! So you lot why dont we go help your Mother? Grandfather we can do it! Its alright. Mary told him. Well if you need me Ill be in the other room then. The Doctor walked off to be with Pond. Doctor who was it? Oh it was My Great and Great Great Grandchildren Pond! Ill introduce you in a bit! Ok! Charlotte started to cry again. The Doctor and Amy looked at each other. Ill get her Pond. She is probably in need of a clean nappie. Thanks love! He got up and sat back down. Maybe I should lay off the daiquiris How many have you had Raggedy? 5? He had snuck more when he was in the kitchen. 5? Raggedy I am not letting you pick up my child when you are drunk! Pond Im not drunk and she is my child too! The Doctor got up again this time he was steady on his feet. Mum is it my imagination or did I just hear a baby? No Mary you are not imagining things. That would be Charlotte. Who the hell is Charlotte? Martin asked. Marty language! Sorry Mum. Charlotte is Grandfathers daughter. What? Grandfather has a daughter! Mary was surprised. He should have gotten her by now. If he doesnt Ill go get her. Susan said. Oh Mum I can get her! The Doctor went off to get his wee one.

Oh Charlotte what is wrong love? You need a nappie? Oh I dont have your bag. I think Mummy has it downstairs. Come on then. He picked her up and took her downstairs. Grandfather is she really yours? Oh Mary hello. Yes she is. Mum told us her name is Charlotte. Yes Charlotte Rose Pond. Where is her Mother? Her mother is in the sitting room. I was going to introduce her to you lot in a minute. The Doctor, Charlotte and Mary walked into the sitting room and found everyone introducing themselves to Amy. Ahh Pond I see you have met everyone! Except Mary! Mary, Amy. Amy, Mary! Hi Mary. Hello. Your daughter is adorable! Thanks! I think its because she looks like her Daddy! Oh Pond! Have you seen her bag? I need a fresh nappie. Yeah its right here. I can change her. Its alright Pond. Ill do it. Grandfather may I please change her? Mary asked. If you would like to Mary. The Doctor handed Charlotte to Mary. Charlotte promptly started crying at this stranger holding her. Shh love! Daddy and Mummy will be right here when you return! Mary took the fresh nappie and went to change Charlotte. There you go love! All finished! Thank you Mary! Charlotte said. Mary who did not know that Charlotte could communicate telepathically was startled at this. Mum! Susan came running into the room. What is it Mary? She just spoke to me! Naturally Mary she is Gallifreyan! Mary, Susan and the baby went downstairs with everyone. Is everything ok? The Doctor asked. Oh yes Mary was just surprised at having Charlotte talk to her. More guests started to arrive and some young ladies who were around Amys age and who were friends of Marys were trying to flirt with the Doctor. Doctor I like your bow tie! Thank you bow ties are cool! So Doctor are you here with anyone? Oh well my fiance. In fact I should go find her. Excuse me. The Doctor ran as fast as he could away from the women. Mary he is gorgeous! Can I have his number?

Absolutely not! Mary was appalled at her friends. She remembered these same friends trying to flirt with her Grandfathers 10th incarnation. Mary also couldnt believe that her Great Grandfather was with a woman younger than her. Pond! There you are! I was wondering where you had gone too! I was just talking with some friends of Marys. They tried to hit on you huh? Yes! I was shocked! Im 907! Doctor will you never learn? Just face it. Youre hot! Thanks Pond! But the only woman I have eyes for is you! The Doctor grabbed Pond and kissed her passionately not caring who saw. WOO HOO GO DOCTOR! one of the party goers exclaimed. Damn Doctor! Ill save the rest for later Pond! he grinned at her. Pond? Yeah? Where is our baby? Oh. She is with Susan. Shes showing her to her friends. I think Ill go get her. You think its time for cake yet? I love cake! Raggedy how many drinks have you had? He shrugged. Im not sure. I lost count after 20. He grabbed Amys hand and went to find their daughter. Ahh Susan! There you are love! Oh Grandfather! I want you to meet my friends! Great! I love friends! Grandfather this is Linda, Marie, and Lydia. Hello. The ladies said. The Doctor held out a hand. Hello ladies! Im the Doctor! Susans friends were no better than Marys insisting that as Marie put it The Doctor was a hot piece of ass. Of course Amy heard this and got defensive. Excuse me! That is my fiance youre talking about! Is he? Well lucky you dear! Ladies please! No need to fight! As Pond says though I belong to her. He then turned to Susan and asked Susan what have you done with my baby? Oh she fell asleep Grandfather so I put her down. Ahh. Good to know. God I can feel these drinks in my hearts! Susan nudged the Doctor. Grandfather! Come I want you to meet my boss! Oh lovely! Mr. Reynolds? Susan great party! I hope you like my gift! Oh I m sure I will! I would like you to meet my Grandfather!

Hello Im Susans Grandfather! My names The Doctor! The now drunk Time Lord said. Hello its nice to meet you. I thought you would be older! Ahh Yes! Susan told me you saw the picture of us together! I must say I was rather old looking back then! But I am old! How old do I look? I would say you look like a man in his late twenties! HA! I dont even remember my late twenties! Susan is it time for cake yet? They had had hamburgers and hot dogs as that was the party menu. Yes Grandfather I think it is time for cake! Wonderful Ill go get Charlotte! The Doctor walked off. Susan how can he be your Grandfather? I dont understand. What was he going on about? Oh my family is very complicated. Im sorry about him. He is a tad drunk! The Doctor had fallen asleep on the floor. Amy found him and had to get him up before people trampled over him. Doctor! Doctor! Amy shook him. Pond! What are you doing up there? What are you doing down there? Get up! Where am I? At Susans party on the floor! Oh right! I was about to go get Charlotte! Amy helped him up as he said this. No! You are in no way going to handle Charlotte right now! Youre drunk off your ass! PFFTTT! Pond Im not drunk! Not drunk! You just fell asleep in the middle of the floor! Fine! Im going to go get my camera from the TARDIS! You (he poked Amy) go get Charlotte! He walked off muttering something about humans and how they tried to boss him around. Im the Doctor no one tells me what to do! Amy heard him say as he walked away. He reached his TARDIS and couldnt open the door. Finally he just snapped his fingers and the doors flew open. Thanks old gal! The TARDIS disapproved of him being drunk. Oh now you sound like Pond! Im not drunk! Now where did I leave my camera? Ahh there it is! The Doctor went back inside and found Susan. Susan tell me you didnt eat cake yet! I have to take pictures first! No Grandfather we havent had cake yet. Fabulous! So how old are you pretending to be? He whispered. 35! Thats a good age to be! I think. I dont really remember. A few minutes later the Doctor was back to normal. His Time Lord genes had finally kicked back in. Pond! There you are! Ready for cake? Amy was surprised that he was no longer drunk.

Doctor you were just drunk minutes ago! How? He whispered in her ear Time Lord! Well thank God you are not drunk anymore! Yes praise God and Rassilon and all of Gallifrey! Now give me my baby! The Doctor took Charlotte from her. Attention everyone we are about to cut the cake so if anyone wants to take pictures do it now! Oh Pond! Here take the baby! He gave Charlotte back and started snapping pictures frantically. Soon there were pictures of Susan with her children and Grandchildren, her Grandfather, Amy, Charlotte and all the guests. Mary was handing out cake. She gave a piece to the Doctor. Grandfather you are not drunk anymore! Ill let you in on a secret Mary! Ohh what? He looked at Mary with his serious face and said Time Lord! Mary and Amy burst out laughing. Why is that so funny? The Doctor questioned. Doctor thats your answer to everything! I could ask you how I look in my new dress. You would respond Time Lord! Oh Stuff it Pond! Mary was surprised he would talk to Amy that way. But she soon realized that was their way of showing affection towards each other. She liked Amy but it still freaked her out that she was with her Great Grandfather. You cant because Charlotte always interrupts! Amy told him. Oh God! Mary said. Pond! Oops Sorry! Susan this cake is fabulous! Thank you Grandfather! What are you talking about over here? Oh Pond is grossing Mary out telling her about our love life. Oh. Well that grosses me out too! Susan laughed. Yes Susan. Sorry. Is it time for presents yet? I want you to open ours last! He handed her a box wrapped in familiar paper. Grandfather; where did you get this paper? Oh I had it in the TARDIS. One of my selves bought it when Gallifrey was still around. I just cant remember which me it was! Oh Grandfather! Susan started to tear up over the paper. Dear child dont get upset over paper! I know you will love what is inside! Sadly this box is not bigger on the inside! Sorry Grandfather. Ill go put it with the other gifts. Dear child? Amy asked. Apparently aspects of my first self are coming out tonight Pond. It must be because I am around Susan.

Alright everyone Susan is going to open her gifts now! David announced. Ohh! I cant wait till she opens ours Pond! The Doctor took video of Susan opening all her gifts. Finally she got to the gift from him, Amy, and Charlotte. Amy was holding Charlotte as the Doctor shot video. He noticed she took a deep breathe before she opened the gift. This last gift is from my Grandfather, his fiance, and their baby. Everyone heard her say. She sat there just staring at the paper for a while. Open it Mum! Mary encouraged her. Susan unwrapped the present and looked inside. She gasped as she saw what it was. It was a gorgeous Pendant Necklace, Earrings, and a Bracelet set with the Time Lord seal. Oh Grandfather! Susan exclaimed. She scanned the crowd for his face. Im here Susan. Grandfather I love it! I knew you would! Remind you of anything? It reminded Susan of Gallifrey, her Mother, Grandmother, her siblings all there. It was a happy and sad gift for her. Excuse me! Susan said as she exited the room. What? No! The Doctor put down his camera and went after his Granddaughter. What was it? Mary asked Amy. It was a jewelry set with the Time Lord Seal on it. Oh. The what? Dont you know? Your Mum told us she told you all about your history. She did but she never mentioned any seal. Susan? Susan! The Doctor knocked on the restroom door. Come in Grandfather. The Doctor walked in and saw his Granddaughter sitting on the side of the bathtub. Oh Susan! I never thought the gift would upset you! Im sorry! Ill return it if you dont want it. Susan shot the Doctor a glare. Grandfather dont you dare! Well I am still sorry it upset you love. I just thought it would be a nice memento of your heritage. Grandfather it is fabulous! Also its my favorite colors! How did you know I loved red and purple? The Doctor gave Susan a look. Susan out of everyone who knows you the best? Well you of course Grandfather. Oh. Come along now. You have guests to entertain. Yes. At least it is the weekend tomorrow! True Susan. You dont have to worry about work for the day. Grandfather I absolutely love your present! I love it the best! Thank you Susan! I knew you would love it! He hugged her close.

Amy knocked on the door just then. Susan? Doctor? Is everything ok in there? Pond were fine. Susan just got a little upset. Oh. Are you alright Susan? Im fine now Amy. Thanks. Amy I have to talk to Susan alone for a bit. Well be out in a minute. Ok Doctor. David is asking about her. Tell him Im fine Amy. The Doctor took a hold of Susans shoulders and looked into her eyes. Susan listen to me. I want you to know that no matter what we have been through Im here for you! Just remember your dear old Grandfather is here for you always! Oh Grandfather! I just miss them so much! Susan hugged him and sobbed into his shoulder. Shhh love! Grandfather is here! I miss them too Susan! So much! But we will live on. We must. You have your children and grandchildren. I have you and all of them. Now I also have Amy and Charlotte. Susan we must cherish our memories and create new ones. Never forget the good times or the bad. They make us stronger. Grandfather you are right! We have to carry on! Let me just clean up a bit. Right Susan. Ill wait for you outside so we can go back in together. Thanks Grandfather! Susan and The Doctor walked back out to join the party again. Mum are you alright? Im fine Marty. I just got a bit emotional. Everyone please there is plenty of drinks and food left! Enjoy! Susan I think you need a drink. Let me make you a banana daiquiri love! Thanks Grandfather! I would love one! The Doctor made himself and Susan a banana daiquiri. Here you go love! Thank you very much Grandfather! Cheers Susan to you on your birthday! Cheers Grandfather! They downed their drinks. Would you like another Susan? Oh Please Grandfather! It is my birthday after all! That it is love! He made them two more banana daiquiris and had a thought. Susan I have to make a toast to you my dear! Oh Grandfather must you really? Of course you are my only Grandchild and it is your birthday! Go ahead Grandfather! Susan prayed that he wouldnt embarrass her. The Doctor went to the table where the gifts had been and stood up on it. Amy noticed straight away and went to ask him what the hell he was doing. Doctor what are you doing? Relax Pond Im just going to make a toast to Susan.

Amy knew she couldnt stop him and she would just get yelled at and threatened with a spanking if she didnt let him do it. The last thing she wanted was the Doctor threatening her like that in front of all these people. The Doctor bent down and asked Amy Pond where is our little Time Lady? She is asleep in the nursery again Doctor. Ahh fine. Now I must do this toast Pond. Can you find me a microphone? Amy rolled her eyes and went to get a microphone from David. Here you go Doctor. Thanks love! He winked at her. She couldnt help but smile even if she was mad at him for drinking again. The Doctor told David to cut the music. What happened to the music? A friend of Susans with his tie around his head asked. Ladies and Gentlemen the music will be put back momentarily. I just wanted to say a few words about our guest of honor. He looked at Susan and gave her a big Doctory grin. First off I wanted to say I have known Susan her whole life. She is a very lovely, talented, amusing, and wonderful woman. I am glad to have her as my Granddaughter. Susan my love I just have to say I love you sweetheart and Im here for you whenever you need me! The audience applauded and someone shouted Youre hot! That someone turned out to be Amy. Thanks Pond! Now why dont we continue this party! I need another banana daiquiri! The Doctor went to get off the table and in good old Doctor fashion fell on the floor. Amy and a few other party goers (mostly women who had tried hitting on the Doctor all night) rushed to his side. Doctor are you alright? Amy asked as she helped him up. Im fine Pond! Thanks! Someone had pinched his bum as he got up. Oi! Pond did you just pinch my bum? No. Well someone did! Oi Shoo! Get away from my Doctor! Amy shouted at the women. Pond I need another drink. Doctor please! I think you have had enough! Nonsense Pond! Im fine. Its a party live a little! Doctor I cant be drinking when I have our child to take care of! Pond Charlotte is fine! You said so yourself! I just need one more drink and then we can be off! But how will we fly the TARDIS? Easy Pond we will just put her on auto- pilot! Doctor I really think you have had enough! The Doctor grabbed Amy by the wrists pushed her against the wall and whispered in her ear

Pond Ill tell you when Ive had enough! Doctor Stop youre hurting me! Then Amy saw the look in his eyes. A look of pure madness! It was there for a second and then it was replaced with a look of lovingness. Oh Pond! Baby Im sorry! He let her go and rubbed her wrists where bruises were already forming. Its alright. I think we should go now though. Yes I suppose so. Youre right Pond I have had enough to drink! Lets just say goodbye to everyone and depart. Ill go get the baby. Yes Ill go say goodbye to Susan. Amy walked upstairs and The Doctor went to find Susan. Susan my dear! Im afraid Pond and I must be on our way! Oh Grandfather must you? I dont want you to leave yet! Yes sweetheart its time. It was a fabulous party though! Oh you are wearing youre present! Wonderful! Grandfather I love it! My friends are asking where I got it and they would like a set as well! Humans wearing the Time Lord seal? Susan thats preposterous! Susan rolled her eyes at him. Really Grandfather! Amy came back downstairs with the baby in her arms. Amy what happened to your wrists? Susan asked. Oh. Nothing. I just fell. Theres my girl! Pond give her to me! I got her Doctor. Can you get her bags? No Pond give me the baby! Doctor please she is fine with me! Fine Ill get the bags! Susan thanks so much for inviting us! Im glad you liked your present! We will see ya soon yeah? Oh Amy Im sure of it! Good bye dear! Good bye Charlotte! Good bye Susan! Happy Birthday again! Thank you Charlotte! Susan walked the family out to the TARDIS. The Doctor fished out his key and opened the door letting Amy and Charlotte in first. Amy put Charlotte in her crib and went to their bedroom. Pond where shall we head next? I dont know Doctor. How about Atlantis? Ive always loved Atlantis! Cant we just stay in tonight? Alright Pond that sounds good. Amy got into her PJs and The Doctor did the same. He put his arm around Amy and she flinched. Amy hoped he didnt notice.

Pond are you alright love? Course I am why? I just felt you flinch when I put my arm around you. Oh that. Your arm was just cold. She lied. Pond. Come on what is it? Nothing Doctor. Is this about me grabbing your wrists at the party? No! Amy dont lie to me! I know that is what is bothering you. Look Im sorry. I was drunk I promise I wont ever lay a hand on you again! Doctor you really scared me back there! I know I did love. Im sorry! Come here baby! Amy slowly relaxed in his arms. What am I so afraid of? That was a one time thing. He was drunk. It wont happen again. Will it? Amys mind raced with all these questions. Amy was brought back to the present when she heard the Doctors voice saying Go to sleep my lovely Pond. Your Doctors here! I love you sweetheart! She fell asleep with her head on his chest. His arm wrapped around her. Charlotte woke her parents up at 8 again. Doctor its your turn to get her! Pond you do it! I got her yesterday! Oh fine! The Doctor got up and brushed his teeth and splashed water on his face. Doctor hurry up! Im coming Pond! He ran into the nursery. Charlotte love! Whats all the noise? Im hungry Daddy! Ohh hungry! Lets change your nappie first! The Doctor changed her nappie and got her a bottle. Now you have a clean nappie lets give you your bottle. Daddy where is Mummy? Mummy is asleep sweetheart. She needs her rest. We will wake her up soon. The Doctor noticed that his daughter liked to wake the parent that wasnt taking care of her. He dressed Charlotte and decided it was time for them to go wake up Mummy. The Doctor nudged her. Pond Pond! Time to wake up! Doctor give me five more minutes! The Doctor chuckled at this. The whole five minutes thing had become a joke between the two. When they were going somewhere The Doctor would tell Amy to hurry and she would say Give me five minutes love! or if Amy needed the Doctor to do something like reach something she couldnt and he was busy he would tell her Pond I need five minutes!

Very well then Pond five minutes it is! Charlotte come with Daddy while he fixes breakfast. He took Charlotte and put her in her carrier. The Doctor then went to prepare breakfast, which consisted of Eggs, Toast, and Oatmeal. He even made Bacon for Amy. Amy meanwhile had woken up and jumped in the shower while she had the chance. Lets go give Mummy her breakfast! The Doctor walked in holding Charlotte in her carrier in one hand and Amys breakfast tray in the other. Amy had just got out of the shower and was standing naked in front of her closet. POND! The Doctor exclaimed as the tray clattered to the floor. Doctor what are you doing? Why did you drop my breakfast? Pond youre naked in front of the baby! So Doctor she doesnt know anything! True. Ill just clean up this mess. The Doctor put Charlotte down and went to get his mop. He had not expected Amy to be naked and he got very excited by seeing her. Charlotte had begun to cry when her Father left her. Oh Charlotte Daddy will be right back! Amy threw on a pair of jeans and one of the Doctors t-shirts and went to console her Daughter. Shhh love! Daddys coming! Amy told her as she held her. Right Pond! Wow you got dressed fast! Why is Charlotte crying? She wants you Doctor! Hurry up and clean up this mess you made! Sorry! Right! The Doctor cleaned up his mess and went to make breakfast again. Charlotte stopped crying and stared at her Mother. Just what are you looking at missy? Pond here is your breakfast for the second time! I hope you enjoy it! Amy put Charlotte down in her carrier. Thanks love! Doctor you made me bacon? Yes Pond and it was a difficult task! So you better eat it all! Amy giggled at him. Oh Doctor! The pair sat and watched telly. Doctor that was a fabulous breakfast! What shall we do now? Thanks Pond! He looked at Charlotte and noticed she was asleep. Pond how about we continue where we left off yesterday? Doctor our daughter is in the room. She is asleep Pond. We can put her in her crib. Amy quickly grabbed Charlotte and placed her in her crib. Ok Doctor Im back! Now lets hope we dont have any interruptions! I certainly hope not Pond! Seeing you naked just now drove me insane! Is that why you dropped the tray? Yeah. I guess I wasnt expecting it. Anyway Amy shut up and get your hot ass over here! Yes sir Doctor! Amy went and sat next to the Doctor.

Amy? Yes? I love you! He kissed her longingly. Ohhh Doctor! Yes love? I need you sweetheart! The Doctor thought of something just then. Hold on Pond! He ran to his closet. Raggedy what are you doing love? Just getting something Pond. He came back with his Stetson on his head. Didnt you want to ride a cowboy Pond? He whispered in her ear. Oh yes love! The Doctor leaned in and kissed Amy once more. He felt himself getting hard. Amy felt it too. Ohh Doctor! Is that youre Sonic? You know it is Pond and it only works for you! He kissed Amys neck and down to her breasts. Mmmm! Amy whimpered. You like that Pond? Ohhh yeah! He sucked her right breast and then her left. Ahh! Amy do you want me? Do you need me? Amy nodded at him. Tell me! I want you love! I need you Doctor! The Doctor finally took off Amys shirt and played with her breasts once more. Ohhh Raggedy! Pond you arent wearing any undergarments? No Charlotte was crying so I just put on one of your shirts and jeans. Ahh no wonder that shirt looked so familiar! Now let me get these jeans off! The Doctor grabbed the Sonic and unbuttoned Amys jeans with them. He pulled them off in one quick motion. He stuck a finger in Amys core and started fingering her. DOCTOR! Amy yelled. Shush Pond we dont want to wake the baby! God it was so much easier to make love when she was still inside of me! Course it was! Just relax Pond! The Doctor fingered Amy faster and faster. OH GOD! Actually its Lord but Ill take God too! Oh stuff it you Lord of Time! Hold on in a minute!

He took his finger out and licked Ponds juices off. Pond you taste delicious! Now its my turn! Amy motioned for the Doctor to switch places with her. There goes another shirt. He thought. Pond just dont rip off my shirt this time! Sure love! Amy straddled him and felt the strain his pants were having on him. Doctor I think your pants need to come off! She undid his suspenders with her teeth and unbuttoned his pants. She pulled them off along with his boxers. Thats better! Her eyes got wide as she put her hot mouth on his swollen member. Ohhh Pond! Amy took him into her mouth deeper and deeper. He felt her tongue on him and he wanted to burst! Pond Im about to cum! Fuck! You were supposed to cum in me! The Doctor grabbed Amy and his Stetson placing both of them on top of him. Now I can say Ive ridden a cowboy! Amy gasped. Pond youre hilarious! The Doctor told her as she rode him harder and harder. Ohhh Theta! Just then Amys phone rang. Pond I thought you turned your phone off? Oops sorry! Its my Mum! Dont.. you.. dare.. answer! I wont! Oi how come you still have your shirt on? Who cares Pond! The Doctor gushed into Amy and she felt herself cum at the same time. Ohhh Pond! You wear me out! Me? What did I do? You were hot thats what you did! Damn I have to pee! The Doctor went to pee and noticed that he hadnt used a condom. Shit Pond! What? We didnt use a condom! Its alright Doctor! I cant get pregnant yet anyway! Pond my life has changed dramatically since I met you! I love it! I love it too Doctor! Want to go again? Actually Im hungry Pond. Shall we get some lunch? Ok yeah Im hungry too. As they were getting dressed the Doctor noticed the bruises on Amys wrists. He grabbed her by the waist and looked at them. Do they hurt love? Not anymore. I think they are going away now. Good Pond! I am sorry you know! I know love! Its ok. I really shouldnt drink! It was just I wanted all my worries to go away for a bit. Drinking has always done that for me.

Amy ran her fingers thru his hair. What worries do you have love? Well lets see Daleks, Cybermen, Silurians, and Sontarans to name a few. Doctor you always beat them! Its what you do! Exactly Pond! How am I supposed to do that with a child to take care of and you? I have to keep you safe! Would your enemies come after us Doctor? I dont want to scare you Amy but it is a possibility. I mean they know Ill do anything to keep you safe, if my enemies got a hold of you or Charlotte who knows what Id do! Dont worry love I wont let any harm come to our child! Thanks for that Pond! He took her hands in his and looked deep into her eyes. Amelia Pond I promise you I will keep you and our baby safe! Ill do anything in the Universe to ensure your safety! I know you will Doctor! I promise I will try my hardest not to get kidnapped next time we are fighting an enemy! We Pond? Oi shut up I help! The Doctor laughed at his gorgeous fianc. Course you do Pond! Im just teasing you! So where are we going for lunch? Anywhere Pond! You name it! How about L.A.? Why do you want to go there Pond? Why? Movie stars Doctor! Pond we are not going star watching! If you want to see stars Ill take you to space! Oh fine! How about we go somewhere we can shop? Pond do we always have to go shopping Im hungry! Youre the one that loves shopping! Me? Yes you always say I love a little shop! I do dont I? Well we can go shopping later Pond! Lets eat first! Yeah alright. How about we go to Raxacoricofallapatorius. The Doctor mad a face. Never mind to smelly! Doctor what are you talking about? Nothing Pond how about we go to Paris? Oh yeah! Last time we didnt get to see much! Is it my fault that the Gelth decided to invade Paris and I had to stop them? I suppose not. Besides Pond we did get to go shopping. Remember? Thats when I found your vibrating mascara? Paris Doctor. How about London? If you want Pond. Any specific year? How about 2084? Nah Ive been to that year its rubbish! Ok. What about the 70s?

Which 70s Pond? 16, 17, 18, 19, 0r 20? Ohh how about 1670? I would love to see what London was like back then! Sure Pond! I havent been to that year yet! Although I did go to London 71 years earlier! That would be? Amy tried to do the math in her head. She had never been much good at math. 1599 Pond. I went with Martha. Ohh was that when you met Shakespeare! Yes how did you know I met Shakespeare? Martha told me. Oh I see. So shall we go? Sure Doctor! I must warn you Pond the food in 1670 probably wont be too appetizing! Oh thats alright Doctor. I just enjoy going back in time. The future is awesome too! But I think I like finding out what people and places were like before I was alive! That is true Pond! I know I love traveling, which is why I dont ever stop! I cant imagine us in a regular house with a yard and a dog like a normal family! Pond our family isnt normal its extraordinary! Oh I know Doctor! Amy kissed him. Pond I adore you! So off we go! GERONIMO! Amy held on to the Doctor as the TARDIS rattled about. Dont worry Pond I wont let you fall love! Thanks Doctor. Ahh here we are love! Ill go get Charlotte. Alright Doctor. Ill get her bags. Amy went to get her daughters bags ready. Charlotte my love! Mummy and Daddy are going to take you on a trip! Come with Daddy! The Doctor made a face as if he were eating an apple. Ohh let Daddy change your nappie first! He changed her and put her in a fresh outfit. Now lets go on an adventure love! Pond are you ready to see what is out there? Hell yeah Doctor! Amy had the babys bags along with her purse. The Doctor had the baby in her carrier. He opened the TARDIS door and stepped out Amy behind him Doctor its fabulous! Well at least we have no chance of running into Shakespeare Pond. Why not Doctor? Hes been dead for years Pond! Oh right. Come along Ponds! Doctor where shall we go? We need to find food Pond! Im starved! Oh I know me too!

They walked until they found a restaurant. The sign said YE OLDE PUB! Pond lets go in here and see what we can find. Alright Doctor. Hello may I help ye? A man asked the Doctor. Ahh yes my good man. I would like a seat in your fine establishment. Amy rolled her eyes at the Doctor. May we just sit anywhere? The Doctor asked. The man just stared at the Doctor. He shrugged and said Come along Ponds! He grabbed Amys hand and sat them at a table. A lady came up to them and asked Hello how may I help ye gentle folk? Ahh good serving wench we would like a bowl of your best mutton with some tea please. Very well sir. She walked away with their order. Doctor why did you call her a wench? That is insensitive to women! The Doctor laughed at Amy. Pond this is the late 1600s! Women were viewed as objects to men and could only have certain jobs. Im just trying to fit in. I mean no offense to women! Oh sometimes I forget the time periods are so different. Yes Pond. They are. Charlotte started crying and Amy picked her up. Oh whats wrong love? Are you hungry? Yes Mummy! Doctor can you get me her bottle? Sure Pond. Here ya go. Amy fed the baby and waited for the wench to come back. Here we are two bowls of mutton and tea. Thank you dear. Thanks. The Doctor and Amy ate in silence. Charlotte had fallen asleep after eating. Doctor that was actually not bad. Pond considering we were starving after all that energy we used I would say that meal was delicious! Ya know Doctor at the rate we go we will be pregnant again soon! Oh I know Im counting on it love! Oi why do you want to knock me up again! Well one because I want you to give me lots of gorgeous babies and two because its fun! He grinned at her. Oh Doctor! You did say Pond that you wanted to have another child soon. I did? When did I say that? In the hospital love right after we had Charlotte. Oh I remember now. I must have been drugged!

So are you saying you dont want anymore children with me Amy? What? Of course I want more children with you Raggedy! Just ya know not like tomorrow. Right. How about the day after? Raggedy! Ok ok! How about after Charlotte is a year old? Amy made a face. Thats too long. Well we can discuss it later Pond; in private. Oh yes Doctor. Can we get out of here now? Of course love. ALLONS-Y! Doctor why are you sounding all tenny again? Im not sure Amy. I suppose running into him made me realize how I wasnt ready to let go. Oh look Doctor a shop! Great Pond! Lets take a look! Amy was surprised he didnt say his usual I love a little shop! comment. Yeah Doctor lets go! The three went into the shop. Oh Pond how about we buy you this? The Doctor held up a dress the color of sick. Ugh Doctor that is disgusting! Oh Amy! Come along this shop is boring! Yeah can we go home now? Certainly love! The Doctor, Amy and Charlotte walked back to the TARDIS. The Doctor was just thinking how for once he had not found trouble somewhere. At least he thought until he heard screams. AHHH!! Oh youve got to be kidding me? Doctor I suppose we better go check it out! We Pond? I think I should go check it out Pond! You and Charlotte in the TARDIS! Oh Raggedy! Come on! I can put her in her sling and.. Amy NO! Go in the TARDIS! Doctor I want to see what is happening! Amy just do what I tell you! Why? Why do I always have to do what you say? Why? Cause Im the Doctor! Im the one in charge here! Now listen to me Pond and listen well because I will not repeat myself! Get in the TARDIS now before I carry you in! Oh fine! I hate you! Ohh you hate me! You sound like my daughter instead of my fiance! I hate you sometimes to Pond! Now get in the TARDIS and protect our daughter! Fine but you better not die! I wont Pond! I know what Im doing!

The Doctor made sure Amy and Charlotte were in the TARDIS safe and sound before he walked off. The row he had just had with Amy reminded him of one he had with Susans mother Mirabella. She had wanted to go on a date but the Doctor wouldnt let her because she had not done well in school. She got upset and screamed I hate you! The Doctor snapped back to reality and walked towards the screaming. Amy meanwhile was in the TARDIS with Charlotte. She was flipping thru some magazines and muttering to herself how unfair the Doctor was and how she hated his guts. Just then Amys mobile rang. It was Susan. Hello. Hi Amy. How are you? Im ok Susan. Whats going on? Well I just called to invite you and Grandfather to my Halloween party. Are you sure youre ok? You sound upset. Oh I just had a row with the Doctor. He wouldnt let me go with him to see what was going on. Something is invading. I suppose he is right. It was a big one though; I told him I hated him. He said the same. Wow. Dont worry you and Grandfather will patch it up. I know how much he loves you. Just like his 10th incarnation loved Rose. So anyway the party is at 7 again. Hope you can make it! Great! Ill tell him when he comes back. Oh where are you lot anyway? We are in London in 1670. We were about to leave but then we heard people screaming. He made me take the baby back to the TARDIS. He went to see what is happening and if he can help. Susan why do you think your Grandfather didnt tell Rose he loved her? Im not sure it was just a different time for him I suppose. I mean you fell in love with David. Youve had a great life! I know! I wouldnt worry about Grandfather. Oh I invited him too! Who? Grandfather! Great I know the Doctor will love to see his old self again! Well Amy I must go. Nice to talk to you. Ill see ya soon. Tell Grandfather I said hi. Oh I will once he saves the world again. Thanks for the invite! Bye! Amy hung up the phone. She decided to see if Charlotte was awake yet. She needed someone to talk to even if it was her baby. Charlotte was still asleep so Amy decided to watch some T.V. Nothing good was on. Damn! The Doctor had found all the people in a panic. He stopped one and asked Whats going on? Monsters sir! What kind of monsters? he asked as the man ran away. He then heard the voice. The voice of his biggest arch nemesis.

You will be exterminated! Oh Shit! He thought. I have to get Pond and my little Pond out of here! He said to himself. The Doctor looked around at all the people. I cant let them all die. I just cant! He damned himself for being so damn ethical! He knew he couldnt yell out Im the Doctor Im here to help! as he had done in the past. If that Dalek heard that he would kill him on the spot. HA! a Dalek kill me! He laughed at the idea in his head. Ok there was that one time but that didnt count because his regeneration energy went into his hand. He had to get back to the TARDIS and come up with a plan. Also he had to apologize to Amy. He hated being upset with her and having her upset with him. He ran back to the TARDIS. What do I do? What do I do? he said aloud running his hands thru his hair. Doctor is that you? Pond. Hi. Are you still mad at me? Amy shrugged. I guess not. Oh before I forget Susan called and invited us to her Halloween party. Well thats great Pond we will definitely attend if we are still alive! What do you mean if we are still alive? Amy said her eyes wide. Well, remember that thing I went to go check out? Yeah. I found out what all the fuss was about. What was it? Daleks Pond! Oh my God Daleks! What do we do? I dont know Pond! I dont know! For the first time in my lives I dont know! Think! I need a plan or a thing or something! Well hurry up and think Time Lord! Before they destroy London! Stupid Daleks! Why must they always bug me? I can never have any peace! Why dont you hit it with a spanner again? Oh that was fabulous doing that! But it wont work this time! Last time they got away! I need something epic! Will the TARDIS keep us safe Doctor? She better Pond! Listen you stay here. Ill be back. Is this how its going to be from now on Doctor? You save the world and I stay here and watch the baby? Amy please we can discuss this later! There is a damn Dalek attack happening right now! Like I said Ill be back! He kissed Amy atop her head. Well I might as well go to bed. Amy said to herself. Her mobile rang again. Hi Martha! Hey what are you up too? Oh not much just stuck in 1670 with a Dalek attack happening outside. Oh my God! Wheres the Doctor?

Hes outside taking care of the problem. Wow. Listen I need him for my court case but you have bigger problems right now. Can you tell him to call me back? Yeah sure. Ill let him know. Great. So other than a Dalek attack how have you two been? Alright. I guess. We just got into a row because I wanted to go see what was happening. He wouldnt let me. It was pretty bad. Well dont worry you will work it out. I know you two love each other. So you havent had anymore nightmares? No not since Charlotte was born. We are already discussing another one. Whoa isnt that a little fast? Yeah I suppose. But hes The Doctor! I mean who wouldnt want to have his kids! Lucky you! Ive been going to therapy with Sweets but I dont know if its helping. He also thinks I should go out and try dating again. I had to point out that I am not officially divorced yet. Martha you will find someone so amazing he will make you forget about the Doctor! Oh I doubt that Amy! I mean the Doctor is well THE DOCTOR! I know what you mean! He is fabulous, wonderful, and loving. Although he is scary at times. You mean when he gets mad and starts yelling? Yeah and when well Martha if I tell you something you promise not to tell anyone? Of course! I promise! What is it? Martha the Doctor, well he hurts me sometimes. What? Amy are you telling me he abuses you? He doesnt mean to. The first time was when I was pregnant he got upset and pulled my wrist really hard. It left a bruise. The second time was when we were at Susans birthday. I wanted to leave and I was telling him that he had had enough to drink. He grabbed my wrists and it hurt! He said he was sorry and he wouldnt do it again though. Amy even if he promises that doesnt mean its true. What if he gets more violent? He wouldnt get that mad at me. I mean it was only my wrists. Only your wrists? What next Amy? Your face, your ribs? Look just be careful and try not to make him upset. I think you should talk to Sweets about this. What? Are you insane? I dont want anyone else knowing! Look just forget I told you! Amy heard the baby crying. Martha I have to go. Ill tell the Doctor you called. Ok Amy. Just be careful. Im here if you need me. Thanks Martha. Ill call ya soon. Bye. Bye Amy. Charlotte love whats wrong? Amy tried to feed her but she wouldnt eat. She sang to her, read to her, and changed her. Oh I know what you want. You want Daddy. He will be back soon love. The Doctor had confronted a Dalek as was his style. He just wished he had a spanner again to hit it with. Oi what do you think you are doing exterminating people? Who are you?

Tim Pond. The Doctor remembered the name he had used when he met the Sontarans with Mrs. Albee. Tim Pond you will be exterminated! Wait, wait! Now hold on! I just want to talk to you mate. What are you doing here? The Daleks have come to rule the Earth! Oh is that what you are? A Dalek? Why do you want to rule Earth? Humans are filth! Daleks will rule! We will make it new Skaro! New Skaro? What happened to the Old one? The Doctor thought I happened as he asked the Dalek this. It was destroyed by The Doctor! The Doctor? Whos he? He is our main enemy! This time we will defeat him! Right if you say so. Youre just going to exterminate people then? Just like that! We need space to bring the other Daleks. Ahh I see. So how many Daleks are we talking? A fleet? We are 200. Only 200! Well that isnt that many. Im sure The Doctor will show up and stop you. Why are you not afraid of me human? I dont know. Thats a good question. Well I should go and let you get on with your exterminating. Oh wait, whats that? The Dalek looked where the Doctor was pointing. He shot it with a squareness gun and loved the sound it made as it died. AHHHHH!!! The mechanical scream of a dying Dalek was music to the Doctors ears. I have to go see Pond! he told himself. He barely noticed the people forming around him. Oh sir you killed the monster! Bless you! Yes we can all celebrate later! I have to run! Excuse me! He ran to his TARDIS and jumped inside. The first thing on his mind was apologizing to Amy. The Doctor checked the nursery and saw Charlotte asleep. He went to their room and found Amy watching T.V. Hi. Oh your back. Did you kill all the Daleks? Not quite got one though! Really with what? Squareness gun! He held up the gun. I thought the Doctor didnt believe in guns! Well hell it was a Dalek Pond! I wasnt going to stand there and let him exterminate me! Thank God for that! Listen Pond. Amy. I just wanted to say Im sorry for the way I acted earlier. I dont hate you Amy. I love you. Oh God do I love you! I just need you to understand that I have to keep you safe! I know Doctor. Im sorry too! I could never hate you! I love you too Raggedy! So how about we kick some Dalek ass?

What about Charlotte? I have an idea. The Doctor picked up his mobile. Hello Doctor! Sarah! How are you, Amy, and the baby Doctor? We are doing well! Actually at the moment we are on an adventure. Thats why Im calling. Oh? Yes see Pond and I found ourselves in 1670 London and wouldnt ya know there are Daleks here! We need you and Rani to take care of Charlotte so Pond can help me out on this one! Doctor we would love too! Let me go get Rani she is at home. Right were on our way! The Doctor set the TARDIS for Sarah Janes attic. She landed and let her occupants out. Sarah? Sarah Jane is next door getting Rani Doctor. Oh thanks Mr. Smith! Master! K-9! How are you boy? I am well Master! I hear Sarah Jane will provide care for the young Mistress. Yes K-9 we need someone to watch her for a bit. The Doctor and Amy heard a screaming Rani. AHHH! I CANT WAIT TO BABY SIT! Rani calm down! Oh Doctor youre here already! Hello Sarah. Great to see you Doctor! Sarah Jane hugged him Yes well we should go Pond. Rani youll take good care of her wont you? Amy asked worried. Of course Amy! Sarah Jane will be here to help me! Dont worry Amy Ill supervise her. Thanks so much! The Doctor told them as he handed Charlotte to Rani. Oh heres her bags. Amy gave the bags to Sarah Jane. She loves to read Beatrix Potter and if she gets fussy she likes to watch Teletubbies. Well be fine Amy. Sarah Jane reassured the young mother. Amy kissed Charlotte and told her Mummy loves you. She and Daddy will be back soon. Be good love. The Doctor walked over and told Charlotte Daddy loves you sweetheart. Well be back soon. You be nice to Sarah and Rani. He kissed her head. Charlotte was screaming her head off and saying Mummy, Daddy dont leave me! She thought her parents were leaving her forever. Of course only the Doctor could hear what she said.

Shhh love. We will be back shortly or however long it takes to deal with the Daleks. Doctor we should go. Yes Pond. They walked to the TARDIS thanking their friends once again. Pond lets go fight some Daleks! Alright! Doctor will she be ok? Sure Pond! I trust Sarah and Rani completely! Charlotte had finally calmed down. Oh Sarah Jane can we take her over to my house? Rani I dont think she should leave here. Well can Mum and Dad come over to see her? I told them I was babysitting but I didnt say whose baby she was. Yeah Rani go ahead and call them. Rani called her parents and they came over to see the baby. She is adorable! Gita Chandra said. Oh I remember when Rani was this little! Haresh commented. Haresh felt the babys hearts just then. Hold on. Is it me or does this baby have two hearts? Rani whose baby is this? Shes the Doctors Dad. The Doctor? What Doctor? Ya know The Doctor Doctor! The two didnt know what Rani was talking about. She sat down to explain to them. The Doctor and Amy had just landed back in 1670. Ready Pond? It might be gruesome out there! Im ready love! I can handle it! They stepped out and saw exterminated people everywhere. Amy gasped and buried her head in the Doctors shoulder. Oh Doctor! All these people! Its horrible! Shhh Pond. Im here love. Come along. Doctor what do we do? We get ourselves on the Dalek ship Pond. I found a thing I can do. A Dalek was in sight of The Doctor and Amy. Amy hide over here!! The Doctor pulled her behind a building. Did he see us? I dont think so Pond. The Doctor had charged his squarness gun. He decided it was time to go Dalek hunting! Pond stay here! He kissed her atop her head. Be careful! she whispered to him. He stepped out from behind the building and said OI SWEETHEART! The Dalek heard him and started to say EXTERMI- but he didnt get to finish because the Doctor shot him dead! Oh Doctor that was awesome! Thanks Pond! Now come along! I thought of something back in the TARDIS we could use.

Amy was happy that she and the Doctor were on better terms now. She knew he would figure a way to let her help. He wouldnt just leave her out. She thought back to the conversation she had with Martha. Nah he wont hurt me again. Pond come along! Coming love! Amy grabbed his hand and they raced back to the TARDIS. I found these the other day Pond. Doctor these guns are huge! Yeah well when youre fighting Daleks they need to be! So shall we get going? Where? Aboard the Dalek ship of course! Oh yeah. Im kind of scared though! I knew I should have left you behind with the baby. Oi! Kidding! Doctor how come the Daleks dont look like Skittles? Ahh well these are the older Daleks Donna. The newer ones would surely recognize this me! OI! Im Amy! What I know that! You just called me Donna! Did I? Sorry about that Amy. Old age is finally catching up to me. The Doctor set the coordinates for the Dalek ship. He knew from fighting the Daleks oh lets say what a thousand times in all his lives that he would try to come to an agreement with them. When that didnt work he would threaten to destroy them! The only difference is that this time he really meant it! Doctor what do we do when we get on the ship? Well Pond we come up with a plan, or a thing, or something. Do we get to use these big guns? Of course Pond! Only if the Daleks refuse to leave. Dont they always refuse Doctor? Yeah Pond they have no reasoning skills. Doctor what if we get killed? Pond dont think like that! If you think like that then we are most likely going to get killed! Pond you have to have a good attitude! You mean like Were going to kill all the damn Dalek bastards? Something like that Pond. Except I would watch the language. Amy rolled her eyes at him. Please you say much worse Doctor! Not in public Pond! Also usually only when Im drunk or making love to you. He smirked at her. Oh Doctor! Now Amy lets go Dalek hunting! Oh Yes! Pond please stop reminding me of my 10th self. I really miss him. Sorry Doctor. Oh yeah I have to tell you something but Ill tell you later.

Well here we are Pond. Shall we see who we can find? Yeah Doctor lets go. The two stepped out of the TARDIS. Seems like we are in the lower level Pond. Last time I was here was well it was a bit different. Youve been here before Doctor? Course Pond. As my last self. So where do we go then? A Dalek rounded the corner just then and saw them. EXTERMINATE! DUCK POND! Amy ducked and the Doctor blew the Dalek to pieces with his big gun. HAHA! Perfect shot! Doctor where did you get these huge guns anyway? Rose and Jack left them on the TARDIS last time. Oh. Pond lets go find the main room. The Supreme Dalek has got to be here somewhere. Supreme Dalek? Ya know Pond the leader. He is always around. Either its Davros or the Supreme Dalek. Doctor how can we stop them? I mean there is only two of us. Pond really? Im The Doctor! I can stop Daleks by myself! If I can stop them with no help, well it will be easier because now I have you to help. Are we just going to shoot them all? Amy that would be the easy way! I wish we could just shoot them all! First we have to see if they will cooperate with us and leave. But knowing Daleks as I do I am betting they wont leave peacefully. So what do we do when we get there? Amy just let me do all the talking. You will most likely get us in trouble and then we will die! Oi! Sorry I didnt mean to offend you. Ahh here we are! The two walked into a huge room. Hello? Anyone here? Dalek Sec? Dalek Thay? Dalek Fred? Fred Doctor? Hey I didnt pick their names Pond. Maybe he met Romana and stole the name from her. Doctor I dont think any Daleks are here. Yes it seems that way Pond. They must be out to lunch. Now Pond how do you suppose we defeat them? Well we know they want to take over Earth and turn it into New Skaro Doctor. I think we can talk to them and try to convince them to leave Earth alone. Amy that is a very good idea, not to mention I just said that in different wording not 5 minutes ago. Oi shut up! The Doctor laughed at Amy.

Oh Pond! I do love you! I love you too Doctor! So how many Daleks are left? Well I killed two in town and this one here on the ship. That one Dalek told me there were only 200. So that leaves 197 Pond. Not bad. Last time it was a whole fleet of stinking Daleks! Doctor if you kill them all now does that mean they wont ever come back? I wish Pond! John committed Genocide last time and yet they still came back! Now they are neon Daleks! Pond let me show you how to use your big gun before the Daleks come back. The Doctor showed Amy how to shoot the gun. Doctor can I shoot the next one? Sure Pond! Next Dalek we see hes all yours! How do you know they are all boys? Cause Daleks just are Amy! Alright. You dont have to be so rude! Thats who I am Pond! Rude and Not Ginger! Oh wait, thats who I was as my 10th self. I suppose it still applies. A Dalek entered the room and The Doctor and Amy hid. Wait till he gets closer Pond. The Doctor whispered. The Dalek got closer to them and finally had them in his view. EXTERMINATE! NOW POND! Amy shot the Dalek and he burst into pieces. 196 Doctor! Good job Pond! Thats a good skill to have Dalek shooter! Doctor that was so much fun! I know our lives are in danger being here but even then its fun! Yes Pond defending the Universe can be fun! Now lets see who else we can find. Dalek Fred has got to be around here somewhere! The Supreme Dalek entered the room just then. He saw the deceased Dalek well everywhere. Who are you? What have you done? Who me? I was just passing by and that bloke there tried to kill me! Luckily my lovely assistant here got him! Thanks Pond! Are you the Supreme Dalek? Yes I am the Supreme One! Ahhh I thought so! You have that Supremely look about you! Listen mate I need to have a chat with you. The Supreme Dalek looked the Doctor and Amy over. He didnt know he was The Doctor. Well speak! What it is you have to say human? First off youre rude! Secondly I just want to know why you have the desire to take over Earth and turn it into New Skaro. Isnt there another planet you can have? Why Earth? How did you know the Dalek plan? Lets just say a little Dalek bird told me. Now I have to ask once more Why Earth? We need to destroy all things that are not Dalek!

Right. Blimey you lot are so predictable! Always with the same goal in mind! Cant you take a holiday or something? Get some sun or meet a nice girl, oh wait scratch the girl thing. Seriously though dont you do anything else but plot how to take over the world? Why would we need to do other things? Daleks do not believe in fun. Oh yeah I know! Its impossible to make a Dalek laugh! Believe me Ive tried! Tim? Oh Tim? What oh yeah? The Doctor had forgotten he was using the name Tim. Shouldnt we get going? Amy was trying to get the Doctor to leave. Hold on. Im not done talking to this bloke yet. So Supreme One what do you say? Leave Earth now or Ill destroy you! The Doctor gave the Supreme Dalek his serious face. How could one pathetic human stop us? We are Daleks and we will succeed in our goal! Ha! Succeed! How many times have you tried and failed! We have only failed because we have been stopped! By HIM! Him? Who is he? He must be a great bloke! His name is The Doctor! He is A Time Lord! He is our greatest enemy! This time he will not stop us! Hmm The Doctor put his fingers to his chin as if he were deep in thought. The Doctor. Now why does that name sound so familiar? He then hit himself in the head as this incarnation tended to do. Oh Im sorry. Did I forget to introduce myself? I thought your name was Tim. The Supreme Dalek told him. The Doctor swore he could hear worry in The Daleks voice. Yeah well thing about me mate, I lie! Let me introduce myself properly. Hello, Im The Doctor! The Dalek backed away as he said this. Amy swore he was shaking in his shell. Doctor? Yes Hello! Nice to see you again! Wait, no not really! Doctor you will be Exterminated! Oh come on! You lot are always trying to kill me! Ill just regenerate and stop you anyway! You know that! You do not look like the Doctor! Yeah well sad thing he died and turned into me! Look I wear a bow tie now! Doctor we will not leave Earth! We must succeed! Ya know I wonder what the other Daleks would do if their leader were dead? What do ya think Pond? I think they would freak out and leave Doctor! You will not kill me! You are to compassionate! Ha! Compassionate! You must be confusing me with my last self mate! Yeah he wouldnt do it! Im a new man now! You have tormented me for 907 years! Dont you think I would love to blow every last one of you out of the sky? Actually I did in my past! Anyway, thats another story. So, question whats to stop me from blowing you up right now? He looked around the room at Amy and the Dalek.

Anyone? No? Fine, Ill give you the answer. NOTHING! You talk about Compassion mate! Why would I have compassion for you? All these years youve done nothing but kill innocent people and Ive had to stop you! Over and Over! It never ends! Yeah I may have compassion for children, Star Whales, and for the elderly, well unless they try to kill me. But compassion for you? You must be insane! You lot shot me once! It was that Dalek Fred! Thank God I didnt regenerate yet! My 10th self was not ready to die. So I say to you any last words Oh Great Supreme One? Amy definitely saw the Dalek shaking now. She loved when the Doctor got mad. It was so hot! Mercy! The Dalek said. Im sorry? What was that? I didnt catch it. Speak up I am 907 after all! The Doctor stared the Dalek in his eye stalk. Mercy! HA! MERCY! YOU WANT MERCY FROM ME? YOUVE GOT TO BE KIDDING! I JUST HAVE ONE LAST THING TO SAY TO YOU BEFORE YOU DIE! SEE YA IN HELL SWEETHEART! With these words the Doctor shot the Supreme Dalek and blew him to smithereens. Pond I suggest we run now as the rest of the Daleks will come. Now that their leader is gone they will leave. Theyll be back of course, but we can worry about that later. Amy just stared at the Doctor. Pond? She ran to him and kissed his face off once again. MMMM POND! NOWS NOT THE TIME TO MAKE OUT! WE HAVE TO RUN! Doctor that speech was awesome! I wish I had recorded it! You are so hot when youre upset! Thanks Pond now lets go! They ran back to the TARDIS and took off. The Daleks had found their leader dead. They knew only one person could have done it. With their leader gone the Daleks didnt know what to do. They decided to retreat until they could come up with a better plan and appoint a new leader. The Doctor tracked the Dalek ship from the TARDIS. Look Pond they are leaving! I knew blowing up their leader would work! So you did have a plan after all Doctor? Yeah. I just pretend to never have a plan. It makes everything more exciting! Oh Doctor I forgot to tell you Martha called. She did? What did she say? Well she wanted to know if you were free to discuss her divorce trial. Oh yeah. I forgot about that. Ill call her later Pond. Raggedy can we go get Charlotte now? I really miss her! So do I Pond! Lets go get our little Time Lady! 195 Doctor! What Pond? 195 Daleks left! Oh I wish we could have killed them all! Pond even if we had they would come back! They always do! Amy shrugged. Doctor I cant wait to have another baby!

Amy where did that come from? I dont know I was just thinking how wonderful it is having Charlotte and I want her to have siblings. So do I Pond. In fact we should start right away Raggedy! Pond! Lets go get Charlotte first and then we can talk about it. Sure Raggedy. Lets go I miss our wee one! Yes Pond as do I. Ready? The Doctor set the TARDIS in motion once again. GERONIMO! The TARDIS landed in Sarah Janes attic once again. Sarah? Rani? Oh Doctor. How was it? Sarah Jane asked the Doctor. Well Sarah we killed a total of 5 Daleks out of 200. I killed the Supreme One and the others didnt know what to do without their leader, so they left. Doctor you killed him? I thought you always gave everyone a chance. I usually do Sarah. Its the Daleks though. I have had enough of them over the years. They are a menace to society and I really hate them! The Supreme Dalek actually asked me for MERCY! ME! Can you imagine? There was silence in the room and the Doctor and Amy looked at the other two people that were not Sarah Jane and Rani. They had shocked looks on their faces. How? What? Who? Haresh was saying. Dad, Mum this is The Doctor and his fiance Amy Pond. Charlotte is their baby. Ahh hello again! I believe I met you last time in my previous life, although very briefly. Its great to see you ! The Doctor shook Hareshs hand. Hello. Im Haresh couldnt speak. Haresh no need to remind me who you are! I remember everyone I have ever met! Every hero, every villain, every author, every species, every man, every woman. Everyone! That box. How. Haresh pointed at the TARDIS. Oh my TARDIS? Ill show you in if you would like. The Doctor turned to Amy. Pond grab the baby and lets show the Chandras around our home. Right Doctor. Amy grabbed the baby and her things. How was she? Amy asked Rani. Oh she was fine. I changed her, fed her, and changed her again. Then we watched Teletubbies and read Beatrix Potter. She fell asleep after that. Well thanks for watching her Rani. The Doctor will pay you. Right. Let me see where my wallet is. The Doctor pulled his wallet out of his pocket. HA! Would ya look at that? He showed everyone an I.D. card with his 3rd self on it. Oh Doctor thats when I met you! Yes I remember Sarah. Gita commented under her breathe how come the Doctor got to call her Sarah. Sarah Jane gave Gita a look. So Rani here is your compensation for watching Charlotte. Thanks Doctor! It was so much fun!

Ya know I think I will talk with your parents and Pond and see if we can make you our permanent babysitter. Rani squealed at the Doctor. Ohh Doctor I would love that! She hugged the Time Lord. Well Rani we have to ask your parents first. Doctor where did they go? Rani looked around and noticed her parents, Sarah Jane, Amy, and the baby were gone. I guess Pond took them on a tour. Come along Rani. Mum, Dad! Were over here Rani. Gita waved her daughter over. Amy just gave us a tour of the TARDIS. Haresh said. Haresh I see you have overcome your shock. Yes Doctor, Im fine now. This place is amazing! The TARDIS groaned her THANKS to Haresh. The TARDIS says Thanks Haresh for calling her amazing! The Doctor told him. Oh I didnt know she could talk. Well she does but only I can understand her. Haresh, Gita, Pond I need to talk to you. Yes Doctor? Gita responded. I would like to know if we can make Rani our permanent babysitter. If its alright with Pond of course. Im fine with that Doctor. Great Pond! So what do you say? The Doctor looked at Gita and Haresh. Well I think it will teach her responsibility. But your child is so young. Sarah Jane stepped in just then. Haresh I will be there to help Rani. I think it will be good for her and Sarah Jane will be there. Gita told the Doctor. Perfect its all settled then! Rani its all arranged! Oh Great! I cant wait to baby-sit her again! Well Pond I think we should go. Sarah Janes mobile rang just then. Hello? Hi Sarah Jane! Its Susan! I just wanted to invite you and your son to my Halloween party! Oh and Rani and her parents and your friend Clyde too. Oh that will be fun! I will see if everyone would like to go! Fabulous! I invited Grandfather, both of them. I left a message with Amy. Your Grandfather is here with me right now actually. Rani and I were baby sitting Charlotte. Really? Oh how fun! She is such a cute baby! I know! Would you like to speak with him? Oh yes Please Sarah Jane! Sarah Jane handed her mobile to the Doctor. Doctor its Susan. Oh fantastic! Hello Susan! Grandfather hi! I called you earlier but Amy said you were out fighting Daleks. Did you get them all Grandfather?

Not all Susan but I did get to kill the Supreme Dalek! It was pretty epic! Oh Grandfather! So will you be able to attend my party? Of course I will Susan! Are there going to be drinks? he whispered the question to her as he didnt want Amy to hear. Susan laughed. Yes Grandfather there will be an open bar! I also invited my other Grandfather! Fabulous wait which one? Your 10th self Grandfather. Ahh excellent! I get along with him! I know you do Grandfather. Ohh I have to go! Joe just got home. Alright Susan. Give everyone my love! See you on Halloween my dear! Good bye! Good bye Grandfather! See ya soon! Sarah here is your phone. Thanks for letting me use it. Not a problem Doctor. Pond I suppose we should go now. Yeah Doctor. Charlotte needs to rest. Amy had a fussy Charlotte in her arms. Oh Charlotte! What is it love? Come to Daddy! The Doctor took Charlotte from her Mother and she calmed down. She just wanted her Daddy didnt she? The Doctor cooed at Charlotte. Yes Daddy I wanted you! Charlotte smiled at her Daddy. Pond shall we? Yeah Doctor lets get going. The family said good bye to their friends and thanked them once more for baby sitting. I guess we will see you at Susans party Doctor. Oh fabulous Sarah! Dont forget to dress up! The friends of the Time Lord left the TARDIS and watched as she de-materialized. Do ya fancy him? Gita asked Sarah Jane. Im sorry? The Doctor do ya fancy him? I saw the way you looked at him. He is rather handsome! Amys a lucky woman! OI! Haresh said. Oh love he doesnt compare to you! I just noticed how Sarah Jane looked at him. I suppose I do still fancy him; no matter what he looks like. What do you mean no matter what he looks like? Gita asked. Well the Doctor he doesnt die. I mean not really. He goes through this process when he is really hurt and he changes. So far he has changed 10 times. Rani rolled her eyes at her parents. She had tried to explain earlier but obviously had not done a good job of it. Sarah Jane hasnt the Doctor changed 11 times? I thought Amys Doctor was the 11th one. Oh he is Rani but technically The Doctor doesnt count his first self. I mean the 1st Doctor didnt regenerate from anyone. Oh I get it now. That makes sense! The Doctor and Amy were in the TARDIS relaxing. Doctor fighting Daleks is fun but it tires me out. Ha! Try 907 years of it Pond!

Doctor what time is dinner? Im starving! Hmm I hadnt thought of dinner yet Pond. Shall we feed Charlotte first? Shes asleep in her room. I had hoped we could have a date night tonight. Just have dinner and watch movies. That sounds wonderful Pond! You pick the movies! What shall we have for dinner? Oh anything Doctor. Fish and Chips? That sounds fabulous Pond! Ill make em and you get the snacks ready! Alright Doctor. Oh and Please no fish custard! The Doctor rolled his eyes at Amy. No fish custard Pond! Ill just make regular Fish and Chips. The Doctor got to work making Fish and Chips. Amy got crisps, pretzels, and decided to make popcorn later. Pond dont forget the Jammie Dodgers! Amy grabbed the Jammie Dodgers and went off to pick movies. Doctor have we seen this one? Amy held up a DVD. Let me see Pond. The Doctor read the DVD cover. Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince. He read. Ohh Pond is this the latest Harry Potter one? No its the second to the last one. Have you seen it? Actually no Ive been busy. Lets watch it! Ok Doctor. Ill put it in. I was thinking of doing that later Pond. The Doctor whispered to her. Doctor! Amy threw a pillow at him. Oi! Pond I have to go finish the fish and chips. Ill be back. Hurry Doctor! Im hungry! The Doctor ran to the kitchen to finish the fish and chips. Pond the fish and chips are all done! Here ya go love! Thanks Doctor! Ohh it looks wonderful! Amy and the Doctor ate their fish and chips. The Doctor wished it was fish custard. He was the only person that could eat fish custard and consider it a meal. Doctor can we have snacks now? Course Pond! Amy where are you going? Im going to make popcorn. Keep an ear out for the baby. Right Pond. Both of em! I have super Time Lord hearing ya know? Of course you do Doctor! Ill be back in a minute. Hurry up Ill miss you! Awww! Amy ran to the kitchen and quickly made popcorn. Heres the popcorn love. I put extra butter on it because I know how much you love butter! Thanks Pond! The two watched the movie and the Doctor commented on who would win in a fight The Master or Voldemort. The Master is much more powerful than Voldemort. Shhh! Oh right Sorry.

After the movie was over the Doctor told Amy. Amy have you read Deathly Hallows? I cried! Well my 10th self did. I cried a lot when I was him. Have you noticed there is a bloke that looks exactly like my last self in Goblet of Fire? I saw it and thought I was watching myself! Oh Doctor you are a riot! Yes I have read Deathly Hallows. It was sad. I hear the baby crying Pond! No you stay put. Ill get her! The Doctor raced to the nursery leaving Amy to clean up their bed. Charlotte dear what is wrong? Im hungry Daddy! Oh well let me change you and get you a bottle. The Doctor changed her and made her a bottle. All the while he talked to her as if she understood everything. Mummy and I were watching a movie love. It was very scary and not for you! So did you have fun with Rani and Sarah? Oh yes Daddy! I thought at first you were going to leave me there with them forever! Why would we do that? You are our child! Amy walked in the room. Doctor what is going on? Oh Charlotte thought we were leaving her forever with Sarah and Rani. Sweetheart we would never do that! Daddy and I love you! Amy kissed her daughter on the head. I love you too Mummy and Daddy! She said she loves us Pond. Awww! Doctor let me hold her. Here Pond. Why dont you read a story to us? Amy sat in her rocking chair and read Beatrix Potter to her baby and her soon to be husband. Charlotte fell asleep in her Mothers arms. The Doctor took her from Amy and placed her in her crib. Doctor she is so adorable! Amy whispered looking down at their daughter. Yes Pond just like her Mummy! More like her Daddy love! Come along Pond lets go to bed. Right Doctor. Pond you cleaned up the bed? I wouldve helped! Its ok Doctor you were busy with the baby. Thanks Pond! How did I end up with you? Im so lucky! You crash landed in my garden when I was seven? Yes Pond that is true and you still havent forgiven me! Amy rolled her eyes at him. Yes I have Raggedy! Lets go to sleep! Im tired! Yeah Pond fighting Daleks does that to ya! They lay in their bed talking. Doctor I know its weird but I had such a fun time killing Daleks! Glad you had a good time love! With the Daleks its either kill or be killed! I hate the rat bastards! Doctor language! You said you didnt talk like that!

Pond if I remember correctly I said I dont talk like that in public. And we are not in public right now. Oh yeah. Wow you do have a good memory! Amy I have 907 years worth of stuff to remember! Even I cant remember everything though! Doctor lets go to sleep. Hopefully we can do something fun tomorrow. Something that doesnt involve running for our lives! Pond the running is half of the thrill! If I hadnt run away from Gallifrey I would be dead along with the rest of my race. Actually no, thats not true. I was there and I was the only one that could stop it! I had to destroy my own planet, my own people. I didnt even have time to get my wife or my children, or my grandchildren off! Oh Doctor thats so sad! Do you miss it? Everyday of my life Pond! Im soo sorry Raggedy! Amy ran her hand thru his hair. Pond its in the past. Im not going to brood about something I cant change. Now if I had been my 9th self! Oh I used to brood when I was him! Anyway Amy lets get some rest. Yeah Doctor sure. The pair fell asleep with Amy in the Doctors arms. Amy woke up screaming once again. DOOOCCTORRR! The Doctor jolted awake when he heard Amy scream his name. Not Again! He thought. Pond what is it? Shhh! Im here love! He wrapped his arms around Amy to comfort her. Ohh Raggedy I had a horrid nightmare! I dreamt that the Master had killed you and you regenerated! Amy shh Im not gone! Im here love! He waved his hands in the air. See? Im right here! Im not going anywhere! Besides you dont even know what The Master looks like! Anyway he is gone. Hes gone with the rest of the Time Lords. Doctor it was just so scary! Shhh come on love. Just go back to sleep. Your Doctor is here and Im not going anywhere! Amy fell asleep once again against the Doctors hearts beating. Blimey I hope she doesnt start having nightmares again all the time. The Doctor thought to himself. The next day The Doctor woke up and went to the restroom. He checked on Amy and made sure she was alright. Then he walked to the nursery and saw Charlotte was still sleeping. The TARDIS groaned a morning to him. Good morning gal! Lovely day today! He decided to go make breakfast for Amy and himself before the baby woke up. Today was a lazy day for the Time Lord. I think Ill just make cereal. Amy likes cereal. Who the hell am I talking too? He looked around the empty kitchen. The TARDIS answered yourself. Oi that was a rhetorical question! Shut up!

The TARDIS rattled the Doctor about. Oi Stop it! Doctor are you alright? Amy came out with a hungry Charlotte. Yeah Pond just having an argument with the TARDIS. Oh is that why she is rattling us about? Yeah. The Doctor looked at his baby. Well Good Morning Charlotte! How is my sweetheart today? Im hungry Daddy! Oh hungry well tell Mummy to feed you! Pond feed the baby. Come along wee Pond. Amy told Charlotte. Pond what do you want for breakfast? How do you feel about cereal? Thats fine Doctor. Amy called over her shoulder. The Doctor poured himself and Amy cereal. Ok Doctor where is my cereal? Im starved! Here ya go Pond. Where is Charlotte? Oh she ate and fell asleep again. Pond I love our little family! I cant wait to have more children! Doctor I know I cant wait either! Shall we practice after breakfast? Amy looked at the Doctor coyly. If you wish Pond! The Doctor growled in her ear. Amy felt her knees buckle at the feel of his hot breathe on her ear. Whoa Pond. Are you alright? Yeah I just got a little hot is all. I do have that effect on people; especially women. My last self always made women swoon. Swoon Doctor? Is that a word people still say? I dont know Pond. Does it matter? I mean look at me. Do I even look like people? Doctor yes you do look like people! Oh shut up Pond! You look Time Lord! So Doctor shall we get going? Going where Pond? Amy looked at him with a smile. Well Pond the baby is asleep. The Doctor scooped Amy up and said Come along Pond! He carried her to their bedroom and accidentally slammed the door. This of course woke Charlotte. DOCTOR! Oops! Sorry Pond! Ill go get her! The Doctor accidentally dropped Amy on the bed. OMPHH! Careful! Sorry! The Doctor then ran off to get the baby. Charlotte what happened? Did daddy wake you? Im sorry sweetheart! Shh! Just go back to sleep love! The Doctor was thinking go back to sleep so Daddy can have fun with Mummy! Charlotte fell asleep once more.

The Doctor placed her down and ran to be with Pond. He found Amy playing with herself. Pond you started without me? Amy jumped at the sound of the Doctors voice. Oh sorry love! I couldnt wait! The Doctor looked at his dresser where he had placed the sonic. He noticed that it wasnt there. He then heard a buzzing noise coming from between Amys legs. Pond what did you do with my Sonic Screwdriver? Amy pulled the Sonic out from between her legs. POND! WITH MY SONIC! Shh! Youre going to wake the baby again! Sorry. Pond you de-virginized my sonic! Im sorry Doctor! You were just taking so long and well I didnt have my vibrators! I figured the Sonic would work in that way! It does everything else! Ok first off you have vibrators? B) No Secondly give me that! The Doctor took the fluid covered Sonic from Amy. He stuck it in his mouth. Mmmm taste like Pond! He laughed. Amelia Jessica Pond! I never figured you as one who would have vibrators! How come we have never used them before? Well I suppose they are still at my house Doctor. Oh God! What is it Amy? If they are still at my house, well my Mum might have found them! Oh I can see where that might be embarrassing. Next time we go visit we can look for them Amy. Alright. Sorry about your Sonic. Are you mad? Oh of course not Pond! Its actually rather hot! Plus the Sonic has been through worse! If it could talk it would probably say it enjoyed you! Doctor! Im just stating facts Pond! You are the first person I know to use a sonic on themselves! I might up date that as my status on Face book; Caught my fiance Amy Pond using my Sonic to please herself! Amy shot him a glare. Dont you dare! What happens on the TARDIS stays on the TARDIS! Really? Since when did my TARDIS turn into Las Vegas? Oh shut up Doctor! Fine Pond. Ill go to the library and read. What? Why? I thought we were going to make love! Well you seem to be doing fine without me Pond! Oh like your Sonic is any match for you Doctor! Oi Dont diss the Sonic Pond! Wait, what the hell am I saying? Amy laughed at him. Raggedy get your hot self over here! The Doctor had been standing in the doorway and he walked over to Amy. Yes Pond? he growled at her while looking into her eyes. Amy grabbed him and snogged him fiercely.

Mmmm Pond! The Doctor said as he got on top of her. Ohh Raggedy! I want you baby! I need you Pond! The Doctor grabbed Amy by the hair. Pond I love you baby! I love you too Time Lord! The Doctor ripped off Amys knickers and tore off her shirt. OI! Why are you ripping my clothes? So you know how it feels Pond! he chuckled at her. Amy shrugged and ripped off her Raggedys shirt and pants. Now thats better Doctor! Oh Much Pond! Now are you ready for my Sonic? Oh Yes Doctor! The Doctor positioned himself at Amys core and slid himself in. OHHHH! He thrust faster and faster into Amy. God Pond! DOCTOR GO FASTER! Amy screamed at him. He held her hair and thrust himself as far and fast as he could into Amy. Finally they both came together. FUCK POND! Oh Doctor you are fabulous! Me? Thanks Pond. You were pretty amazing yourself love! Amy looked up at the ceiling. Doctor Im hungry. The Doctor looked at his watch. Well it is 12:30 Pond. How about we go somewhere for lunch? Alright. Im just going to go clean up a bit. Ok. Damn! What? We didnt use a condom again! Oh relax Doctor! We will be ok until I get on a regular cycle again. Ok if you say so Pond. Yeah I asked my Doctor and that is what he said. Pond I AM Your Doctor! You know what I mean! I know Im just teasing you. My its chilly now! The Doctor found his clothes on the floor. His shirt was ruined. There goes another one. What Doctor? Nothing Amy. Nothing. So Doctor where are we going for lunch? I dont know Pond. We can go anywhere! Ohh lets go to Metebelis 3! No wait, not there. I ended up dying because of those damn spiders! Spiders Doctor? Ill tell ya later Pond.

So Doctor? Hmm? Oh yeah. How about we just stay here for the day Pond. We can have some drinks, talk, swim, read. Sure Doctor. Right Ill go make us some banana daiquiris! Banana Daiquiris Doctor? What about food? The Doctor turned on his heel. Ahh food right! Pond make us some food, anything will do. Ill make the drinks. Doctor I dont want a drink and I dont think you should have one either. Amy dont tell me I cant have a drink! Ill drink whenever I want! Now get on with the food! Doctor I dont like your tone. My Tone! My Tone! Listen to me Pond, you dont tell me what to do! I am the one in charge in this TARDIS! You are supposed to listen to me! You know what? Just forget the food! Feed yourself, Ill be in the library! The Doctor stormed off leaving a stunned Amy behind. Amy couldnt believe the Doctor had an outburst like that! She made herself a microwave pizza and went to their room. Amy sat and ate and cried. The Doctor had gone to the library with a bottle of vodka. He was re-reading the latest Harry Potter and wondering why he had just blown up at Amy like he did. What is wrong with me? he said aloud. Everything! The TARDIS groaned. Oi Shut up! he slurred at his ship. The Doctor felt himself getting hungry and walked out to make Fish Custard. He almost fell in the pool and the TARDIS laughed at him. He found Amy in the kitchen. Amy. She wouldnt look at him. She noticed the bottle in his hand. Amy look. Im sorry. I.I didnt mean to yell at you like that love. He tried to put his arm around her and Amy pushed him off. Doctor I dont want to talk to you right now. Not when youre drunk! Pond Im not drunk! He swayed on his feet. Yes you are! You reek of alcohol and you cant even stand straight! The Doctor suddenly got his composure and grabbed Amy by the shoulders. Pond Im fine! Now listen to me just go to bed and we can forget this ever happened! His grip on her shoulders tightened. Doctor Stop youre hurting me! Amy tried to get away but knew he was to strong. He released her grabbed his fish custard and walked away. Amy was scared now. She knew she had to talk to someone even if the Doctor found out, she didnt care. She remembered Marthas words to her Ok Amy. Just be careful. Im here if you need me. Amy dialed Marthas number. Hello this is Dr. Jones. Hello?

Hi Martha. Amy? Is that you? Whats wrong? The.. The Doctor and I had another row. He yelled at me and shook me by the shoulders. Im not sure but I think he bruised them. Amy are you alright? Did he hurt you anywhere else? No. He just started yelling at me. Im worried about him. He was drinking again Martha. Ive tried telling him not to, but he insists he knows what hes doing and that I have to listen to him. Amy I really think you should talk to Dr. Sweets about this or at the very least leave him. Get Charlotte and get out! Martha are you insane! I cant leave him! I have no job, no money! Please dont tell Sweets! I really want to keep this private, I am just telling you because I know I can trust you. Can I trust you Martha? Martha sighed and told her friend Yes Amy you can trust me. Thanks Martha. Oh I hear him coming I have to go! Bye Amy Ill call you later. Be Careful! I will Martha. Thanks again! The Doctor walked in and got in bed with Pond. Pond Im sorry about earlier when I yelled at you. I didnt mean to. Ive just been tetchy lately. Do you forgive me love? Yeah Doctor. Well lets get some rest Pond. Doctor its 3 o clock in the afternoon. Is it? Wow. Sorry. I really have to stop the sauce Pond! I keep telling you. He leaned in to kiss Amy. Uh No! You reek of vodka! Sorry Pond. Hey how come you arent drunk anymore? Time Lord Pond! Remember at Susans party? Oh yeah. Let me just brush my teeth Pond. Then we can talk some more. We have some important things to discuss. We do? Amy thought to herself. The Doctor brushed his teeth and went to sit with Amy again. Now Pond. Lets talk. About what Doctor? Well ya know how I have been getting angry and taking it out on you? Amy was shocked he admitted his abusive ways to her. Yeah Doctor. See Pond. I have to stop it. I love you to much to lose you. Also I cant lose our little Time Lady. So I propose that I get help. Ya know like you did with your nightmares. What exactly are you saying Doctor?

I think I should go talk to Sweets. I know when I first met him he got on my nerves tremendously. I do however think he can help me with this. Also I have to stop drinking. Unless its at a party, like Halloween! Doctor if you only stop drinking at home then how will that help you get better? Good point Pond. How about this: I stop drinking after Halloween! Amy knew he wanted to have a good Halloween and for some reason this included drinking for him. Alright Doctor. The Doctor hugged Amy and she flinched. Are you alright Pond? Let me see. He pulled down her shirt and saw bruises on her shoulders. Did I? Oh My God! The Doctor put his head in his hands. Doctor its ok. They will go away. Ill be alright. No Amy, its not! I have never in all my lives acted in violence! I hate violence! Ok once I attacked Peri, but I turned out to be possessed. I am so sorry Amy! I love you so much and I dont want you to ever hate me or be afraid of me! Hey, hey look at me. Doctor its alright. I love you too. I wont leave you! Amy help me! I need your help! The Doctor sobbed into her. Amy had never seen him cry so much. Even when Charlotte was born he didnt cry this much. She hated to see him this vulnerable. Here he was the Last of the Time Lords, The Oncoming Storm, The One and Only Doctor, he had fought Atraxi, Daleks, Cybermen, Rassilon, Axons, and Omega, and here he was sobbing like an infant in Amys arms asking for her help. Usually it was Amy sobbing into him. What do I do? Amy thought. Shhh Doctor, Ponds here. Amy stroked his non-Ginger hair. Pond can you do me a favor? He looked up at her with his huge tear swollen eyes. Of course love anything. He picked up her phone and handed it to her. Call Sweets. Tell him we will be there in five minutes. Sure Doctor. The Doctor swaggered off to the TARDIS controls. Amy thought his bum looked hot as he walked off. Get a grip Amy! She thought to herself. Dr. Sweets. Hi Dr. Sweets its Amy. Remember me? Amy hello! Of course I remember you! How is everything? Well thats why Im calling. Its The Doctor. He needs help! He told me to call you. What is it Amy? Has he finally realized that he is not that other guy with the brown suit? No Dr. Sweets because he is him! Listen I just need to know if we can come see you in five minutes? Well Amy normally I would say yes but it is the middle of the night here. Amys eyes went wide. Oh My Gosh! We forgot about the time change! Ill tell the Doctor. Amy calm down its fine. Ill just take a day off tomorrow. I need one anyway. Are you sure?

Yes tell the Doctor its alright to come. Pond come along! Tell Sweets we are outside his place! Dr. Sweets did you hear that? Yes Amy I did. Let me just put some pants on. Amy giggled at the thought of the young psychologist in boxers. Thanks Sweets we owe ya one! Sure another trip in the TARDIS would suffice. Ill let the Doctor know. Pond get the baby and come along! Amy hung up the phone and got Charlotte ready. The Doctor being him didnt wait for someone to open the door, he just Sonicked the door and went inside. Now Amy do you know what apartment Sweets is in? Oh no I forgot to ask. Here hold the baby. The Doctor took a hold of Charlotte and wondered where Sweets lived. Amy texted Sweets. Forgot to ask what apartment r u in? 3B Thanks! Hes in 3B Doctor. Wonderful! Lets go! Doctor quit shouting people are asleep. Oops. Sorry. he whispered. The pair and their baby found Sweets place. OI SWEETS OPEN UP! ITS THE DOCTOR! Sweets neighbor across the hall opened the door and shouted at the Doctor, WHAT ARE YOU DRUNK MAN? PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO SLEEP! Well, Im not drunk anymore. Oh right. Sorry. Are you the Master? What! The who? Ahh good band! I met them once! Sorry, my mistake. For a second I thought you resembled The Master. Who are you? Im the Doctor! Well can you please shut up The Doctor? Right. Im just waiting for my friend here to open the door. Sweets swung the door open just then and ushered them inside. Amy nudged the Doctor. I told you to shut up! I said I was sorry Pond! Doctor its good to see you! Hello Sweets! Oh can I put the baby down somewhere? She has fallen back asleep. Sure Doctor you can put her in my bed. We can put lots of pillows around her. I can watch her Doctor. Pond I want you with me when I talk to Sweets. Oh alright. Sure love. The Doctor placed his little one in Sweets bed and covered her up.

Blimey its cold! Yes it is Doctor. Come lets sit down. Thank you Sweets. No problem Doctor. Oh I forgot my note pad. Excuse me for a second. Come sit next to me Pond. Doctor are you sure that Charlotte will be ok? She will be fine Pond. I set the Sonic to Baby Monitor setting again. Surprisingly it still works even after being inside you. Doctor shut up! I dont want Sweets to hear that I was pleasuring myself with the Sonic! Sweets walked in right after Amy said that. Amy gave the Doctor a whew that was close look! Right. Im ready. Now what can I help you with? Neither The Doctor nor Amy said anything. Ok Ill start. Doctor, Amy said you were having issues. Would you care to discuss them? Obviously otherwise I wouldnt be here! Well Doctor you seem to be having anger issues at the moment. Why dont we wait for them to pass? I.. Im sorry. I just get a bit tetchy still. Thats quite alright Doctor. Please continue. It all started a while ago when Amy was still pregnant. We were fighting Vashta Nerada, well I was trying to. I told Amy to stay inside because I didnt want them to get her. She didnt listen of course and I got upset at her. I pulled her inside the TARDIS. I didnt know I did it that hard. But she did get a bruise on her right wrist. I felt so horrible. I love Amy. I never meant to hurt her. So Doctor what you are saying is that you have become abusive towards Amy? Yes are you not paying attention? Sorry. Its alright. I have another question. What in the hell is a Vashta Nerada? The Doctor heard his last self in his head The piranhas of the air, the shadows that melt the flesh. Shut up! he told his former self. Im sorry? What? Oh not you Sweets. My 10th self is rattling in my head! A Vashta Nerada is basically a shadow that eats flesh. Oh I see. Well that sounds terrifying! Yes they are very scary! Now what can you do to help me? Well have you had any other episodes where you have been unkind towards Amy? A couple days ago was Susans birthday party. You remember Susan? I got drunk and Pond, Amy was telling me Id had enough. I backed her up against the wall and told her Pond Ill tell you when Ive had enough! Amy showed Sweets the bruises that were still on her wrists. The Doctors hearts broke knowing that he was the cause of them. I see. Amy what did you do when The Doctor was acting like that? I. I just told him to stop and that it hurt. I was really scared!

Amy you had every right to be scared. It seems that the Doctor gets very violent when he is drunk. I wasnt drunk the first time. The Doctor said in a quiet voice. Doctor we have established that the first time was an accident. Now this time didnt seem to be. Do you remember what you were thinking when you were hurting Amy? I dont know. I was drunk. Wait, I remember. Oh My God! Doctor what is it? Sweets asked. I was thinking I just wanted another drink and Pond was in my way. I was thinking I wanted her to be afraid of me. Im The Doctor! I needed that control! So in other words you like to be in control? Course I do! All my lives Ive been in control. Except that one time. Which time was that Doctor? I. I was my last self and I had landed on Mars. I knew the people there were destined to die. It was a part of history. I thought I could be the hero and save them. I saved them and one of them committed suicide. I was The Time Lord Victorious! I realized too late that I had made a mistake! I should never change history! I always tell my companions I cant change history! I went mad with power that day! I just thought I was doing the right thing. You cant change history? What about when you slept with Queen Elizabeth the first? Ok again I was drunk! I dont even remember doing it! Well maybe I do! Boy did the Queen love when I. Im just going to shut up now. Good idea! Amy shot him a glance. You slept with the virgin queen Doctor? Yes Sweets I did. Actually I married her! Bad idea! Yeah she isnt known as The Virgin Queen in history anymore. Go ahead Google her! Sweets got out his phone and searched Virgin Queen and found no results. Wow. Alright Doctor any other times you were out of control or harmful to Amy? Look Sweets, Ive been in control for years! I always have to save the Earth or surrounding planets, the Universe. Its always Doctor I need your help with destroying Sontarans! I never get a call from a friend just saying Hello. How are you doing? Just wanted to check in. So then you feel like no one needs you unless they need help saving the day? Well yeah. I mean its what I do. I fight evil and dont get paid for it! Im an expert in aliens and their laws. When UNIT or TORCHWOOD needs help who do they call? Me, THE DOCTOR! So this afternoon when Pond told me I couldnt drink I just lost it! I took my bottle of vodka and went to read in the library! The TARDIS laughed at me because I almost fell in the pool! I thought you were in the library? I was Sweets so is the pool! Keep up! Sorry. Alright what happened then? Well I found Amy and tried to apologize. I ended up shaking her and hurting her again. Amy do you mind showing me the bruises? Not at all Sweets. Amy got up and took off her blouse. Pond! What the hell are you doing? Doctor please. Its easier for Sweets to see the bruises this way. Now Im not a physician but these look pretty bad.

Thanks Amy. Doctor I think first off we need to rid the TARDIS of all your alcohol. WHAT? Right now? No. Not right now. Its late. Tomorrow will be fine. Right Tomorrow. Pond get the baby and go back to the TARDIS. What about you Doctor? Ill be there in a minute. I need to talk some more with Sweets. Alright. Amy went and got Charlotte and her things. Ill see ya in a bit Raggedy. Right Pond. Ill see ya soon. Night Sweets. Good night Amy. What is it you wanted to say Doctor? Listen I need you to keep this confidential. Doctor to Doctor. Yeah? Oh of course. I didnt want to say this in front of Amy. Well after that first time I hurt her I started drinking. She never noticed because I can recover pretty quickly. I just had to come clean to someone about it. The TARDIS kept my secret and Amy cant understand her anyway. Silly Humans. Oh no offense. Sweets I appreciate your help! I really do! Of course Doctor. Anything for a friend. I should go see Amy. Maybe get a drink. Doctor! Kidding! Kidding! The Doctor got a text just then. Oi me are you going to Susans party? Yeah. U? I mean me. lol. Yeah. Cant wait to see you. Me. You! Oh you know! Haha! Yeah 10 it will be fun! I GTG! TTYL! Alright! Later! What am I doing? I just got out of therapy with Sweets. Ill tell ya later. OMG! Im in therapy now? What did I do? Ill tell ya @ the party! GTG! Bye future me u! Later former me! Ok thats just gay! Rotfl! Fine then I dont love me! HA! Oh shut up! Well Bow ties suck! OI BOW TIES ARE COOL! LMAO OK THEY R! BYE! BYE! If u text me again Im not answering! Fine dont answer yourself! Rude! And dont forget not Ginger! Damn I answered! ROTFL! I cant wait to be you! Awww thanks! I miss being u! Seriously I have to go! Later! Ok ok! Bye! Doctor?

What? Oh Sweets sorry! My 10th self was texting me. He wants to know why he is in therapy. What did you tell him? That Ill tell him later. He sent me a heart saying he loves me! God I was so sappy back then! I think its sweet. You would its your name! Well Doctor, Im going to get some sleep. You should too. Great idea Sweets! Dont worry I wont go anywhere. Call me when you wake up. The Doctor walked to his TARDIS and went to bed with Amy. Pond I am definitely not tired. Yeah neither am I Doctor. How about we take a swim Pond? Ya know to clear our heads. Doctor its freezing! Plus we have to watch the baby. Pond we can put her in her carrier near the pool. She will be fine. Go get dressed Pond! Amy smiled as she remembered the last time she and the Doctor had been in the pool. The Doctor put on his trunks and went to go get Charlotte. Come along little Pond you can sleep in your carrier. Amy changed into her bathing suit and shuddered as she saw her bruises. Pond are you ready yet? The Doctor walked in and noticed Amy looking at her bruises. He placed the baby down and walked over to her. Oh Pond. My gorgeous. Ginger, Feisty, Crazy Pond. What have I done to you love? Hmm? The Doctor kissed her bruise and Amy flinched. Im sorry sweetheart. Do they hurt? Yeah. A little. Pond I have an idea. Come along. Where are we going? We are going to the medical bay. He grabbed Amys hand and led the way. Why? I have something that will make you better love. The Doctor grabbed Charlotte with his other hand. Alright now sit there Pond. Wh Sit! Amy sat afraid he would get cross at her again. Ok now this will not hurt a bit! Amy watched as the Doctor took out something that looked like his regeneration energy. Whatever it was; was all glowy and bright. Doctor what is that? These Pond are called nanogenes. Clever little fellows they are. They will repair anything that is wrong with you. Go on do your work The Doctor coaxed the nanogenes. The nanogenes swarmed the Doctor. Oi What! Not me! No! Im supposed to have two hearts you idiots! Over there! Pond! Heal her!

The nanogenes found Amy and healed her bruises. Ok now you little imps get back in your jar. Doctor that was amazing! Oh yes Pond! Now lets go swimming love! Amy grabbed Charlotte and headed for the pool. The Doctors phone rang. Hello this is the Doctor. No, Im the Doctor! The voice on the other end said. Hello me! Whats going on? I was just wondering what Im up to right now and why the hell am I in therapy? Oh right. Ill tell ya at the Halloween party. Listen I was about to go read in the pool. I mean swim with Pond. Ill call ya later. Ok sure. Oi how come you get a pool in the library? I dont know. Just the way the TARDIS re-designed herself I guess. Talk to ya soon me! Right. Later old man! Oi! Oh still tetchy are we? Well Ill let ya go. Have a good swim! Thanks I will. Talk to ya later me! The Doctor hung up with himself. He finally made his way to the pool. Doctor where were you? Sorry Pond. I was talking to me on the phone. You were talking to yourself on the phone? Yeah Pond. Ya know my 10th self. Oh. Well hurry up and get in the pool. Im coming Pond. Hold on. The Doctor placed his phone on the side of the pool, kissed Charlotte, and jumped in the pool with Amy. So Doctor are we going to umm have some fun in here? Pond we just had fun in our bedroom! Yeah and now we can have fun in the pool! Didnt you enjoy it last time? Of course I did Amy! But I thought you didnt want to make love with Charlotte in the room. Well Charlotte is asleep. Please Raggedy? Amy pleaded. The Doctor knew he couldnt resist Amy in her swim suit. Pond get over here! The Doctor pulled Amy close and snogged her. Mmmm Doctor! Yeah Pond? Make love to me Raggedy! The Doctor slipped off his trunks and Amys bikini bottoms. Ready Pond? Just then The Doctor heard his phone ring. Doctor just ignore it! Right. Whoever it is can wait. The Doctor found Amys core and slid himself inside.

He thrust faster and faster into Amy. OHHH DOCTOR!! GOD POND! MMMM FASTER BABY! The Doctor thrust himself as fast as he could into Amy. POOOONNNNNDDD!!! FUUCCKKKK DOOOCCTTOORRR! The Doctor came into Amy and she felt herself cum onto him. Pond the water really makes love making even more fabulous! The Doctor said out of breathe. Oh I know Doctor! Gosh! I think I need a break. As do I Pond. Let me check my phone. The Doctor grabbed his phone and checked his messages. He had received a message from Sweets. Doctor r u ready to throw away your alcohol? The Doctor texted Sweets back. Well not really but I suppose I must. Doctor can we go to sleep now? Yeah Pond. Lets get some rest. The Doctor and Amy got out of the pool grabbed Charlotte and went to their bed. Amy dried her hair and The Doctor fell asleep with his hair wet. Amy lay down and fell asleep next to the Doctor. Hours later Sweets knocked on the TARDIS door. Doctor, Amy? The TARDIS groaned letting the Doctor know that Sweets was at the door. The Doctor was deep asleep and he didnt hear the TARDIS. Amy woke up and heard knocking on the door. She decided to put on some clothes first as she was still in her bathing suit. Hold on! Amy yelled. Amy pulled her jeans on and ran to the door. Amy hi. I was about to call. Oh Sorry Sweets. The Doctor and I were sleeping. Oh. I didnt mean to wake you. Its alright. What time is it? Its 9:30. I see. Please come in and sit down. Ill go wake up The Doctor. Thanks. I see that he is still reluctant to throw out his alcohol. Yeah I think that might be hard. Ill be back in a minute. Amy went to get the Doctor. Doctor! Doctor! Amy shook him. What Pond? The Doctor said into his pillow. Sweets is here to help you get rid of your alcohol. Ugh do we have to do that now? Tell him Im asleep! I did but its time you wake up! Pond I dont want to get rid of my alcohol today! It could take years! Years Doctor?

The Doctor sat up and motioned for Amy to sit down on the bed. Pond sit. I need to tell you something. Ok. What is it? Well Amy I should have told you before but I was ashamed. You know how I talked to Sweets after you left? Yeah. I talked to him about my drinking. Ive been drinking since I accidentally hurt you the first time. Oh Doctor! Really? Yeah Pond. It helped me just forget everything. Ya know all the bad stuff. My Poor Raggedy Doctor. You couldve always talked to me love. I know Pond. I suppose I took comfort in alcohol instead of you. Its ok Doctor. At least you are getting help now. Yeah Pond I do want to get better. Oh I forgot Sweets is waiting for us! Amy looked at the Doctor. Doctor comb your hair! The Doctor looked in the mirror and noticed his unruly hair. Oi leave my hair alone Pond! Its sexy! Amy chuckled at him. Yes I know it is love! She ruffled his hair. Although I dont want Sweets seeing me like this. Pond go keep Sweets company and Ill be out in a minute. Sure Doctor. The Doctor went to comb his hair and as he did Charlotte started crying. Oh love whats wrong? Did Daddy scare you? He picked her carrier up and got her out. Whoa! You need a nappie! Let Daddy change you then he can comb his hair. The Doctor changed Charlotte and then he combed his hair. Now little one lets go see Mummy and Sweets. Ahh hello Sweets. Doctor how are you feeling? Honestly, like a drink. Doctor now you know that you having a drink would not help you get any better. Oh just one drink? One before I pour them down the sink? Come on Sweets! You and me! Well. Look Sweets we are just two friends enjoying a drink together. Whats the harm in that? Sweets thought about the repercussions of this. He wondered if the Doctor drank now would he have one of his episodes and hurt Amy? Even with him there. Doctor what about me? Well would you like a drink Pond? No but it would be nice to be offered one anyway. Sorry Pond. Ill make you a banana daiquiri. No thanks love. Im going to go play with the baby while you talk with Sweets.

Ill be in in a while Pond. Alright. Now Sweets how about that drink? Sure Doctor. Only one though. Yeah of course. The Doctors phone went off. Oi me whats up? I just had to erase Donna Nobles memory! Why didnt you tell me about this???!!!! Doctor could you please turn your phone off? Oh right. Sorry. Whats your poison Sweets? Bourbon on the Rocks. Coming right up. The Doctor made himself and Sweets a drink. Here ya go Sweets. Thanks Doctor. Now how about we talk about your issues? Yeah. Just let me finish my banana daiquiri. Doctor I believe you are suffering from depression. Me? Depressed? PBBTTT!!! You are the crazy one Sweets! Im fine! Really! The Doctor ran his hands thru his hair. Sweets went to the bathroom and said he would be quick so The Doctor wouldnt be left alone with the alcohol. Sweets I just need this! The Doctor held up his second banana daiquiri. Wait is that your second drink? I went to the bathroom and you were done with your drink. Yeah I snuck another drink when you were in the bathroom. Sweets put his head in his hands. Doctor I dont think you are serious about quitting. What happened? Yesterday you were very serious about it and today you are the complete opposite. Why? I dont know Sweets. I just feel like when I drink all the pain goes away. I dont have to remember. All the guilt goes away just for a bit. Doctor what guilt? The Doctor looked down at the floor. The guilt of having too destroy my people and my planet not once, but twice. He said in a low voice. You dont know what its like Sweets. Your people are alive and thriving. Everyday you go on. I cant have that. Not anymore. I can never take Charlotte to my home and show her the glorious place where I came from. I cant take her to meet my siblings. I cant have that and I need it so much! Doctor you are in a time machine, cant you go back and show her? See I bet you didnt think I thought of that; but I did. Right now my other selves could be on Gallifrey. If you think its confusing with two of us wait till you add more. It will hurt too much to look the rest of me in the eyes and know what they dont. I know it all. I know what happens to each and every me. How would you like it if someone told you how you were going to die? Or about what would eventually happen to your planet? I see your point Doctor. Exactly and that Sweets is why I need the sauce. In fact I need another right about now.

Doctor please. I dont think you do. Oh Sweets now you sound like Pond! Just one more! Oh and I forget to mention Im going to quit drinking on November 1st. Now the question is how the hell do I get the rest of me on board? Why November 1st and what do you mean the rest of you? The Doctor rolled his eyes at Sweets. Susan is having a Halloween party. I promised Id attend. My 10th self will also be there so I can fill him in on his future. I know he will be upset that he turned into an abusive alcoholic douche. Ok. Now what does that have to do with the rest of you? Do you still not get the concept of being a Time Lord? Every time I do something or one of my other selves does something the others feel it. So if one of them drinks I will in turn get drunk even if I havent touched a drop. I see so all those times you got drunk they also felt it? Of course and they were probably wondering which one of us was getting drunk off his ass! That would be me! The Doctor said raising his hand. Doctor you sound proud of that. I know sad isnt it? Listen Sweets I just need to control my drinking especially around Amy. I know how I get when Im drunk around her. I dont want to be that way anymore. She and Charlotte are my world. I cant lose them. Doctor what about when you started drinking and Amy didnt know. How did you control your anger then? Oh that was easy. See she was pregnant and sick a lot. When she fell asleep I would go into the library and drink. I would lock myself in so she didnt walk in on me. I didnt want her knowing. Word of advice dont read or drink in the pool! I almost died and didnt regenerate! The Doctor downed his third drink. That was fantastic! Ok Im done; for today anyway. So Sweets cant I drink and just not be around Amy when I do it? Doctor Im sure you know the health risks of drinking. I mean you are a Doctor. Yeah of course I know the health risks and Sweets Im not a Doctor; Im THE DOCTOR! Ok Doctor. I think we should continue our sessions after November 1st since that is when you insist on quitting. I still think it will be impossible. You would have to get the rest of me here. I dont see that happening. Good thing as I dont always get along with myself! Dont you have any way of getting in touch with yourself? Well I could try Contact. But that is a risk I would rather not take. I love seeing my 10th self from time to time but I doubt I could stand all of me! Now you see why Im a mad man? Yes I would also doubt my sanity if I were you. Trust me Sweets if you had my life you would probably drink excessively too! Doctor why dont we get some food and discuss everything further? Sure Ill go get Pond. Sweets noticed the Doctor was not slurring nor was he off balance. Doctor?

Yeah? How come you are not slurring your speech or swaying on your feet? Good God Man I only had three drinks! Plus me being Time Lord helps! The Doctor grinned at Sweets. The same grin that his 9th and 10th selves possessed. He turned his phone back on and read the text from his last self. Oi Im sorry about Donna. Now you know why I said I was so happy too see her again. Yeah. Rose said something similar that she knew what happened to Donna. I think even River knew. When I was you she said she knew something happened to Donna. I guess I tell her in the future; either me or our 12th self. Still not sure on that. Oi dont talk about our 12th self! I like you! Im not ready to stop wearing bow ties, fezzes, and Stetsons yet! I thought you hated bow ties! Oh I do love my Fez and Stetson! My Bow ties, Fez and Stetson are cool! Well bow ties have grown on me obviously. LOL! Im going out to eat with Pond and Sweets. Ill TTYL! Ohh what am I going to eat? Haha! Cool have fun! See ya @ the party! IDK what we r going to eat yet. Ill tell u in a minute. O I cant wait to see me again! You! Me! O whatever! ROTFL! Ok go eat with Sweets. Tell him youre still the proper Doctor! He is only 25! HAHAHA! LMAO! LATER 10! The Doctor finished texting himself. Oi Pond! Amy had fallen asleep with the baby next to her. Pond! Amy! Amelia! The Amelia caught her attention and she whacked The Doctor in the balls. OHHMPH! He groaned as he fell to the floor. Sorry! Are you ok Raggedy? Baby? Its just a reflex! You know I dont like to be called Amelia! The Doctor stood up very slowly and looked at Charlotte. Charlotte Im sorry but you are not having any siblings thanks to your Mother! He said in a strained voice with a patented Doctor Death glare at Amy. Ill massage em for ya! Amy offered. Pond just dont! Just get away from me! I came in here to tell you Sweets wants us to go eat with him. Now Im not much in the mood thanks to you. Doctor Im sorry! I didnt mean to! The Doctors phone rang again. He looked at the message. Did u get hit in the balls again? Cause mine (and probably the rest of us) just started hurting for no reason! WTF! Yeah Pond whacked me cause I called her Amelia! For the love of Rassilon man quit doing that! I know! I was just trying to wake her up! 10 didnt respond so 11 figured he was busy. Look Pond you go eat with Sweets or find him something here or whatever. Amy tried to lean in and kiss the Doctor on the cheek.

His hand flew to her throat faster than she could react. Pond I said dont touch me! Now just get out of here! Sweets had been waiting for a while and finally decided to go check on the Doctor and Amy. What he found terrified him. Oh My God! Doctor let her go! The Doctor snapped back to reality and realized what he was doing. Oh Pond! He released her and she gasped for air. What the fuck is wrong with you? She yelled at him as she clutched where his hand had been. Pond I Im sorry. I didnt mean to. I. I. The Doctor didnt know what to say. He had just lost a hold of reality for a minute and lashed out on the closest thing, which was Amy. Amy I love you! I love you to Raggedy. Im sorry. I was just upset over you hitting me in the balls and I suppose I still have alcohol running thru me. Im sorry Pond. Come here. He patted the bed. Amy dont listen to him. Why dont you and I get out of here for a while and take the baby? Amy looked at Sweets and then at her Raggedy. She knew she should go with Sweets but she couldnt leave her Raggedy Doctor. Sweets its alright. Hes fine now. Look at his eyes. Sweets can we have some alone time? I need to talk to Pond. I would rather not leave her alone with you Doctor. Sweets please. Amy looked at him. Ok I suppose. Ill be in the library. Feel free to read any book you wish Sweets. Doctor what happened to you? I. I dont know Pond. I know Ive been fucked up lately; which is why I called in Sweets. He is apparently a professional. Amy I really need to stop drinking. I told Sweets I would stop on November 1st after Susans party. After what just happened I realized I need to stop NOW! Yeah Ill help you Raggedy! Amy was still standing a few feet away from the Doctor. Come sit Pond. I. Im ok. Amy are you afraid of me? Well kind of I mean you were just choking me! I know. Im sorry! I need help Pond and once I quit drinking I will go back to your fun loving Doctor. I hope so! You are starting to make me scared for my life! The Doctor got up carefully and went over to Amy. Shh Pond. Look its just me The Doctor. See? He kissed her face and her neck. He noticed a bruise starting to form where his hand had been. Doctor I think its more than just your drinking. I mean you are totally out of it when its happening. I can see it in your eyes! Its not you! The real you wouldnt do that to me! Amy are you telling me Im possessed?

Well I dont know but it seems like it. Actually Pond that is a possibility. Ill look into it. Ok Doctor. I do love you and never want to leave. I love you too Amelia Jessica Pond. I love you more The Doctor! Ha Pond that doesnt even make sense! You dont make sense Raggedy! The Doctor was back to his normal self at least for now. He grabbed Amy around her waist and looked deep into her eyes. He then whispered in her ear, Trust me, Im The Doctor! Those words took Amy back to her childhood. She remembered being seven years old and meeting the mad man with the box. Her eyes started tearing up. Pond why are you crying love? I was just remembering Fish Custard and Can I come? Oh Pond! How about we go find Sweets and go get something to eat? Alright. How are your balls? Well they still hurt but you can massage em later after Sweets is gone. Ok I would love too! Pond you naughty girl! Ohh you love it when Im naughty! Save your naughty self for later Pond! Im hungry. So am I Doctor. Lets go! The Doctor picked up Charlotte and took Amys hand. Lets go find Sweets Pond. Oi Sweets where are ya? They went and found Sweets reading in the library. Sweets? Oh Doctor, Amy. I was just reading this Agatha Christie book. The TARDIS found it for me, Ive read it before and I love it! Ahh yeah she does that! Agatha eh? Now she was a lovely woman! Doctor youve met her? Sure Sweets. Course it was a long time ago. A lifetime ago really. The Doctor ran his hands thru his hair again. Shall we go you lot? Yeah Doctor. Give me the baby. He handed Charlotte to Amy and went to the TARDIS controls. So where shall we go to eat then? Cardiff? Amy said. Cardiff? Cardiff! The Doctor made a face. I almost died in Cardiff! Why in the hell would I want to go there? Why dont we just go to a restaurant here in New York Doctor? Well I suppose we could Sweets. Which one? How about a buffet? A buffet sounds great Sweets! Pond whatd ya say?

Thats fine with me Doctor. Right Sweets do you know the coordinates to the restaurant? Doctor we could take my car. Oh that idea is even better! Right Pond lets go with Sweets. Ok. Ill get the babys things ready. Amy left and got the babys stuff ready. Doctor are you better now? For the moment I am Sweets. Pond seems to think I am possessed! Well is that possible Doctor? In my case it is highly possible Sweets. I just dont know what is wrong with me. Doctor Im sure we will figure it out. Yeah Sweets. I know we will. Lets go get Pond. The Doctor and Sweets went to go find Amy and Charlotte. Oi where are you two? Sorry Doctor I had to change Charlotte. Oh its ok Pond just wondering if you two were ready yet. We are now Doctor. Great Pond! Amy go with Sweets. I have to lock the TARDIS. Alright Doctor. Amy went out with Sweets. Old gal we will be out for a bit. So you just stay here and be good! The TARDIS responded with Alright. The Doctor locked his ship and went to go find Amy and Sweets. Ahh there you lot are. So Sweets are you sure you can drive? Doctor yes I can drive my car! Im just making sure Sweets. Calm down! The Doctor sat up front while Amy sat in the back with Charlotte. The last time I was in a car was with Martha. The Doctor commented. Doctor did you ever call Martha back? No Pond I forgot. I will call her later. Just remind me. Sure Doctor. Sweets found the restaurant and parked. Oh good! Im hungry! The Doctor said. The Doctor led the way into the restaurant. Doctor its a buffet so get whatever you want to eat. Sweets told him. Thanks Sweets I think I could have figured that out! Yeah Sweets. The Doctor is very intelligent! He has a hot brain! Thanks Pond! Your brain is hot too! Ok someone has to stay and watch the baby. Ill go get you a plate love. Thanks Pond! Daddy where are we? We are in a restaurant love. Like the one that we went to the other day. This restaurant is much better though because it has modern plumbing.

Charlotte cooed at her Father. Amy came back with a plate of food for the Doctor. There was a variety of food on it. Ohh thanks Pond! This looks delicious! The Doctor looked at his plate and saw tacos, pizza, spaghetti, and sushi. Oh I love tacos! The Doctor started eating and so did Amy. Sweets came back with his food and sat next to Amy. So Doctor shall we discuss what happened back there? Well Id rather not Sweets. I mean here? In public? Cant we wait till we can sit somewhere just us? Like in your living room? I suppose that is a better idea. Lets just eat and talk. I mean we are friends are we not? Of course Sweets! So what do we talk about? What are you going to be for Susans party? Amy asked the Doctor. Oh I dont know Pond. I was thinking of maybe being my last self. I still have his clothes. Although I did regenerate in them so maybe not. Doctor it doesnt count as being in costume if you dress like yourself! Why not? Im not dressing as myself! I will be dressed as my 10th self! Oh wait that is technically dressing as myself. Damn! Amy laughed at her crazy Raggedy. Oh Doctor you are hilarious! Pond you try having 10 other people rattling in your head! You would be hilarious too! Yeah I suppose so Doctor. I love you so much! Thanks Pond! I love you too! Sweets was noticing that the Doctor was being his normal self. He was beaming at Amy. Sweets are you alright? The Doctor asked. Yeah Doctor Im fine. Is everyone done? I am. God that was good! The Doctor leaned to Amy and whispered Pond I told you its Lord! Amy nudged him. Doctor shut up! Well Ill pay. That was very satisfying. The Doctor took out his wallet and let out a big laugh. HAHA! Look at this! He showed Sweets and Amy a picture of his 5th self playing cricket. Doctor I cant believe you used to look like that! Yeah Pond. I cant believe it either! I used to love playing cricket! Doctor why dont you play anymore? Im not sure Pond. Too busy I suppose. Come on you lot! Lets get going. The Doctor paid the bill and picked up Charlotte. Charlotte lets get going sweetheart. Daddy wants to make sure the TARDIS is ok. Doctor Im sure the TARDIS is fine.

I know Pond but you never know what might happen. Once when I was my 9th self some kid had painted BAD WOLF all over her! What does BAD WOLF mean Raggedy? BAD WOLF means bad news Pond! The four left the restaurant and headed for the car. Sweets took them back to his place where the TARDIS was. The Doctor jumped out of the car and ran to his TARDIS. Are you alright love? No naughty kids are messing with ya? He looked the TARDIS over and decided she was ok. Amy rolled her eyes and whispered to Sweets. I swear if I wasnt here he would try to make love to the TARDIS! Oh Pond shut up! The Doctor told her with a chuckle in his voice. Amy was surprised he had heard her. Doctor how did you hear me? The Doctor pointed to his ears. Time Lord ears Pond! Sweets and Amy burst out laughing at this ridiculous statement. Why does everyone always laugh at me? The Doctor asked. You are just so cute love! Oh. Well thanks Pond. I doubt Sweets thinks Im cute though! I much prefer your 10th self Doctor. Oi! Whats wrong with me? Wait, what? Are you gay? Sweets laughed at the Doctor. No Doctor Im not gay. I was just kidding with you. Oh. Good. No offense to gay people. I just find it weird when men hit on me! Jack? Amy asked. Where? The Doctor turned around in a circle looking for Jack. This action sent Amy and Sweets into a fit of laughter again. No Doctor I meant that you dont like guys hitting on you such as Jack. Oh right Pond. Ya know ever since I met him he has hit on me! When I was my 9th self he hit on me and as my 10th self and now this me! Why does he always have to hit on me? Well you are hot Doctor! Jack just has good taste! Thanks Pond! Once inside Sweets apartment the Doctor sat down. So Sweets what do we need to discuss? Doctor can you put the baby down? The Doctor had been carrying the baby in her carrier. Sure can I put her in your room again? Yeah of course Doctor. Actually I would like to speak with you alone, if Amy doesnt mind. No of course not Ill take Charlotte in Sweets room and read to her. Good idea! Thanks Pond. The Doctor whispered this last part to her. Sure no problem love. Amy took the baby and her things and retreated to Sweets room.

Doctor I would like to discuss what happened in the TARDIS with Amy. The Doctor looked uncomfortable for a minute. All the things he had done in his lives and he was never more ashamed then he was now. He hated knowing that he was abusing his fiance and knew he had to learn what was wrong so he could stop it. Sweets can we um not talk about that? Sorry Doctor but we must discuss it. Its a part of your healing process. Alright Fine! Can you tell me what happened? Sweets took out his note pad and his pen as he asked this. Well Amy had just punched me in the balls when I tried to wake her up. I called her Amelia. Sometimes I forget that she doesnt like it. Why is there a y in Amy when there is not one in Amelia? Hmm nicknames are strange. Doctor youre rambling. Oh right. Sorry. Anyway she had just punched me and then I went to lay down. I was still upset and she leaned in to kiss me. Suddenly I just grabbed her! Thank Rassilon you walked in when you did! I dont even remember doing it! I never do! Maybe Amy is right and I am possessed by something! But what? The Doctor tried to think of all the species he knew that possessed people. Doctor? Hmm? What? Oh Sweets. Yes. I was lost in thought. Right. So as I was saying Amy says its in my eyes. When I am hurting her she sees madness in my eyes and in an instant its gone! I hope we can figure out what it is! Maybe I need a consultant. Are you asking me if I will consult with you on this matter? What? Oh no! Not you! Oh sorry that sounded rude and not Ginger. I mean I need someone who knows me. No offense Sweets. None taken. Rude and Not Ginger Doctor? Yeah thats a joke between my last self and me. See when I turned into him I asked Rose how I looked. She said I was sort of brown. Then I told her I had always wanted to Be Ginger. Also I was rude to her. So I said Is that who I am now? Rude and not Ginger? Ahh I see. So I guess the saying still applies? Obviously until Im Ginger! Then Ill just be Rude! Sweets laughed at the Doctor again. Am I really that funny? Yes Doctor you are! Oh good to know! I love to laugh! So Doctor who will you get to consult with you? Well obviously someone who knows me! And who knows me better than me! What? My last self Sweets! Keep up man! Am I being rude again? Sorry. Its quite alright Doctor. I must say you are my most interesting patient! I mean you are the only one who fights with himself all the time! Oh? Have you had many Time Lord Patients? Well no of course not. I was just saying I find it fascinating the way you can handle having so many memories and meeting up with your former self.

Ahh I understand now. Yes I loved seeing me again. Ill be sad to see him go. Even though he does change into me! Doctor how does it all work? Im sorry? Ya know Regeneration. The Doctor twitched at the word. What do ya mean how does it work? I get hurt beyond repair I must regenerate! Its not hard to understand! I see. So in essence you could live for thousands of years! I suppose probably not more than the Face of Boe though. The Who of What? The Doctor chuckled at this. The Face of Boe. The Doctor pulled out his wallet again and took out a picture of his 10th self and a giant head in a huge glass container. Oh I miss him! He was fantastic! Oh I sound like my 9th self again! Ugh thats disgusting! What is it? Oi dont talk about Boe like that! He was great! Ill let you in on a secret but dont tell Jack! What does Jack have to do with that thing? Well Jack is that thing! Or rather Boe is Jack. Sweets eyes went wide. What? You mean that big head thing is Jack? How? Well Jack is immortal. Shhh! He doesnt know it yet! So next time you see Jack just shut up! Alright. I have another question. Who in the world is Rassilon? Oh him? He was the big boss on Gallifrey. Last time I killed him he was insane. Sad having to kill him though. Anyway Sweets what else shall we discuss? How about Susans party? Are you going to drink? How should I know? It hasnt happened yet! Ohh I could go to the party and see if I can find myself and see if Im drunk! No wait bad idea! Forget that! Yeah that sounds like a bad idea Doctor! Yes as I used to say that would be very not good! When did you say that Doctor? When I was my 5th self Sweets. Oh. I see. Well Doctor I think we are done for today. Great! So did we accomplish anything? Well we figured out you may be possessed. I say we had a good session. Although we never did throw out your alcohol. Ahh yes I forgot about that. After what I did to Pond today Im rather worried I might do it again. I hope not. Doctor I think maybe you should stay here tonight. That way I can be here to make sure you dont hurt Amy again. The Doctor got defensive. Here? You want me to stay here? I dont need a babysitter Sweets! For Gods sake Im 907 years old!

How old Doctor? 907 Sweets! In Time Lord years of course. Wow that is.. The Doctor gave Sweets a look. Are you calling me old Sweets? No of course not! I just mean well you just look so young! The Doctor went to Sweets mirror he had on the wall. Yeah. This time I am rather young looking. I just wish I was Ginger though. Still Im pretty handsome. So Doctor what do you say about staying here? Yeah sure. Do you have room I mean if not we could all stay on the TARDIS. Perhaps that is a good idea. Are you sure its alright with you? Sure. I just have to ask Pond. The Doctor got up and went to ask Amy. Oi Pond! Yeah Doctor? Can Sweets stay with us? Ya know in case anything happens again. Sure of course. The TARDIS has a ton of room! Alright then. Ill get my things. Sweets retreated to his room to get his things. Thanks Pond. I think this is a good idea. He wanted us to stay here but it doesnt look like he has the room. Doctor can you make sure he has a room far away from us? What for Pond? That would just defeat the purpose of him being there at all. Well I was thinking we could have some fun Doctor. Amy whispered to him. The Doctor fiddled with his bow tie. Pond you do know the rooms on the TARDIS are sound proof. Really? Interesting. I didnt know that. Yeah Pond so dont worry about Sweets hearing anything. That sounds good to me Doctor. The Doctor got a text just then. Whats going on me? Oh hey. We are @ Sweets place. He is getting his things so he can spend the night. WHAT! IM HAVING A THREE SOME?! HUH? NO! NOT LIKE THAT YOU PERV! He just wants to spend the night in the TARDIS. OH!! I THOUGHT I HAD GOTTEN ALL KINKY NOW!! ROTFL! SPOILERS! BESIDES POND WOULD NEVER SLEEP WITH SWEETS! Raggedy? What? Oh sorry. 10 is asking what he is doing now. I told him Sweets is spending the night and he thought we were going to have a threesome. WHAT! I would never do that! Unless it was with you and him! OI! What? Its technically not cheating since he is you! Pond that is what I would call a loophole. Stupid Loopholes!

Raggedy Im kidding you are the only version of you I will ever love and make love too. Thanks Pond. That means a lot to me. Now what the hell is taking Sweets so long? The Doctor and Amy knocked on Sweets door. He opened it and they found him with their baby in his arms. Sweets Charlotte seems to like you! Usually she doesnt do well with strangers. The Doctor told him. Doctor she is so precious I cant wait to have a child! Sweets your child will be a genius! Thanks Doctor! Shall we go? To the TARDIS everyone! Amy was now thinking of what it would be like to make love to the 10th Doctor. Sure he is hot! God is he hot! Amy thought. But he wasnt HER DOCTOR. Pond? Hmm? Sorry I was just thinking about something. Come along Pond. The Doctor took Amys hand and grabbed the babys things. Sweets had his clothing and the baby in his arms. Oh Sweets want to hear something funny? Sure Doctor. Well I told 10 you were spending the night and he thought we were having a threesome! What! I would never do that! I mean no offense to you two but well ya know. Yeah you know me Sweets. Sometimes I have insane thoughts! Ok most of the time. Yes Sweets no offense taken. Pond says she will have a threesome with only me and me. Right Pond? Doctor I was kidding! Does it even count as a threesome if two of the people are the same person? Well there are 3 bodies Pond so I suppose it would be. Not that that would ever happen! Of course not Raggedy! I mean your 10th self is alright. I much prefer you though! I mean you are the one that showed me the wonders of the Universe and told me Trust me, Im The Doctor! That I did Pond! You were much shorter though! I was seven of course I was shorter!! Oh yeah. Thats true. Anyway lets get inside the TARDIS. Its cold out here. Sweets still didnt get how The Doctor met Amy when she was seven and now she was engaged to him and had given birth to his child. They were a psychologists field day those two! The Doctor opened the TARDIS and let everyone in. Now where shall I put my things oh and the baby. Sweets give Pond the baby and Ill find you a room. Thanks Doctor. So do you have any preferences? The TARDIS can make you a room with anything you like. Really? Well I would love a fireplace. Also a big screen TV.

Sure! The Doctor led Sweets to a room. I hope this is to your liking. The room had a roaring fireplace, a queen size bed, and a huge plasma TV. Doctor this is amazing! Thanks! No problem! Dont thank me! Thank the TARDIS! Thanks TARDIS! The TARDIS groaned a welcome to Sweets. She says youre welcome. Thanks old gal! The Doctor kissed the wall of the TARDIS. I think Ill turn in. It was a long day. That it was Sweets. Ill see ya in the morning. Night. Good night Doctor. The Doctor left Sweets and went to find Amy. Oi Pond! What are you doing? Im just waiting for you Doctor. So Amy what shall we do tonight? Im not tired. Me neither. Why dont we call 10 and have that threesome? Amy laughed as she said this. Oh that is not amusing in the least Pond! Raggedy calm down I was kidding! You know that! I love you and only you! Pond I have one question for you. Ok. What? The Doctor had been standing in the doorway again. He went and sat on the bed next to Amy. He put his arms around her and looked into her eyes. Whose your Doctor? You are! Damn straight! Now I dont want to ever hear you talk about sleeping with my former self again! Do I make myself clear? Ok. Sorry. I wont ever mention it again! Good! Dont even dare mention it to me. Him. Yeah him. He might try to take you up on it! Doctor you arent Jack! I doubt your last self would take me up on it! You never know Pond! As for Jack just watch out for him! Once I got drunk and he snogged me! I am never drinking with Jack Harkness again! Amy laughed again. Doctor you are going to stop drinking right? I hope so Pond for all our sakes! I cant stand myself right now! Drinking and hurting you! What the fuck is wrong with me? Ohh Raggedy! Lets just get some rest. Good idea Pond. The Doctor sonicked the lamp and turned it off. Then he heard in the dark I wonder what 10s doing? Shut up Pond!

Amy giggled. She loved to make him mad. Lately though she was scared to do it since he had become abusive. Sorry Doctor. Pond lets get some sleep. Alright. Ill see ya in the morning Raggedy. Pond? Yeah? The Doctor leaned over and kissed Amy passionately. Doctor what was that for? That was just for putting up with my crap Pond. I know Ive been treating you very bad lately and I wouldnt blame you if you left me. Oh Doctor. I admit it has been scary when you act that way but I wont leave you. I love you baby. Remember what my ring says? Besides there is no such thing as divorce on Gallifrey! The Doctor chuckled at Amy. He stared at her in the dark. Pond we arent on Gallifrey love. I wish I could take you there. You would love it! Doctor whether we are on Gallifrey or not doesnt matter. My point is that I will love you forever and never ever leave you! Pond dont say never ever.! Why? Just dont. Please. Alright. So I guess we are just going to sleep then? Yeah love sorry Im rather tired. Its ok Raggedy I am too. The Doctor and Amy fell asleep. The Doctor had dreams about himself hurting Amy again. In his dreams he knocked Amy unconscious and she was in the UNIT hospital. He woke up drenched in sweat. AMY!!! Amy woke up and looked at the Doctor. What is it? He put his arms around Amy and kissed her all over. Doctor what happened? Oh Amy I just had the most horrid dream that I hurt you so bad you were in the hospital at UNIT! I cant, I wont let it get to that point! Whatevers wrong with me isnt normal! I have to have a consultation. Ok Doctor Ill go get Sweets. The Doctor put his hand out. No Amy No. I dont need Sweets. I need to speak with myself. He got up and found his phone. He dialed and waited as the line rang. Reaching voicemail he left a message. Oi me! Its you! Pick up! I need to talk to you call me back! The Doctor paced the room waiting for his younger self to call back. Doctor what exactly is wrong with you? Im not sure Pond but all I know is I need myself to help me figure out what it is.

The Doctor jumped as his phone rang. Doctor do you really have the TARDIS noise as your ring tone? Naturally Pond! My text ring tone is This is Gallifrey. It reminds me of home. It was written of course by a fabulous Time Lord and I found it online! I still wonder how humans got a hold of the TARDIS noise and that song. Oh well. Doctor you just missed your call. Oh. Well I was busy talking to you Pond! The Doctor called his last self back. The 10th Doctor also had the TARDIS noise and song as his ring tones. Same phone same Time Lord. Oi me whats going on? Sorry I didnt answer. I was in the shower. Oh its ok. I was talking to Pond and missed your call. Ha! So what is happening? Well I need my help. I mean your help. I was thinking you could help me at Susans party. You are going correct? Course I am. What are you going to be? I was thinking of being you actually but that brings back to many bad memories. Im not sure yet. Bad memories? Well you do turn into me in that suit and I just dont want to be in that suit again. Oh right. And you what are you going as? Does it count if I go as four? I suppose. According to Pond it doesnt either way its still dressing up like me, you, us. Yeah youre right. Ohh I could go as a Dalek and you could go as a Cyberman! What? You really want to go as a Dalek after you. Oh never mind. After I what? Nothing. Look we will think of something to go as. Just meet me outside the party at 6:30. Why 6:30? The party starts at 7. I know but wouldnt it be nice of us to be early for a change? Thats true. We are always late. 12 years! What? Oh that was Pond. Pond be quiet! Oh Stuff it Raggedy! Ill stuff you in a minute Pond. The Doctor said seductively. The 10th Doctor cleared his throat to let his older self know he was still on the phone. 11 realizing he was still on the phone with his 10th self said Me you have a glorious sex life to look forward too! Oh it sounds it! I cant wait! So does Pond have any sex toys you two use? Oi thats personal! Come on nothing is personal between us! I guess youre right. Well apparently she left her toys at home by accident. Oh but you should have seen what she was doing with the Sonic the other day!

Ohh what? Amy heard the Doctor about to tell his younger self what she was doing. Doctor dont you dare! She hissed at him. Yeah listen me I gotta go. Ill see ya at the party yeah? Well but what was Amy doing? Ill tell ya later. 11 whispered. Alright me. Ill see ya then. Bye. Bye me! Thanks for helping me out! I appreciate it! Like I could ever not help myself! Are you kidding? True. Get some rest. You too me. Night. The Doctors hung up with each other. Pond shall we go to bed again? Yeah Im so tired! Doctor should we check on Charlotte? She hasnt woken up tonight. Im sure shes fine Pond but if you want Ill check on her. Thanks Raggedy. The Doctor took Amy into his arms. Hey. Yeah? You know I love you right? Of course I do! Ill be back Pond. He kissed her atop her head. Hurry dont take 12 years again! Pond Im just going down the hall! I know but the TARDIS is huge! You might get lost! The Doctor chuckled. Pond I know my own TARDIS. Ill be back in. I know 5 minutes! The Doctor laughed at Amy as he walked down the hall. He checked on his cute little Time Lady. As he had suspected she was fine. Daddy loves you Sweetheart. He whispered as he looked at the gorgeous child he and Amy had created. He walked out and went back to bed with Amy. Pond she is just fine sleeping like a baby! Oh Doctor! Lets get some rest. Right. The two went to sleep once again in each others arms. Sweets woke up at 10 am and decided to make breakfast for everyone. Thank God its the weekend! He thought to himself. He made eggs, toast, bacon and oatmeal. Sweets didnt know that the Doctor hated bacon. Doctor did you make breakfast? I smell bacon. Amy told him with her eyes still closed. Pond how could I have made breakfast when Im right next to you? And another thing you know I hate bacon! Yeah but you made me bacon the other day. Well if it wasnt you or me who was it? Obviously it was Sweets Pond.

Oh yeah I forgot he was here. Me too for a minute. Ohh that food smells good! Lets go eat Pond! Alright Ill go get the baby. Amy retreated to get Charlotte. The Doctor went to wash up. He then got dressed and fixed his non Ginger hair. He looked at himself in the mirror and said I wish I was Ginger. Doctor why do you want to be Ginger so bad? The Doctor turned around and saw Charlotte and Amy in the doorway. I dont really know Pond. Perhaps because I have never been or maybe I just think its a pretty color! Come on lets go eat! Yes Pond. The three walked out into the kitchen where Sweets was. Good morning Sweets! Amy and the Doctor said. Charlotte cooed at him. Good morning Doctor, Amy. Hello Charlotte. Sweets did you make us breakfast? Amy asked. Yes I thought it would be a nice gesture for letting me stay here. Awww Sweets that is so nice of you! Thanks! Youre very welcome Amy. I hope you enjoy it. Oh I will! Yes Sweets that was very kind of you. It looks wonderful! Thanks Doctor! Doctor Im going to feed Charlotte first. Alright Pond Ill eat fast so you can feed her! Then Ill watch her while you eat. Thanks love! So Doctor did you have any episodes last night? Sweets I had a horrid nightmare that I had hurt Pond again and she was in the hospital! Really? What did you do when you woke up? Well first I made sure Amy was alright and then I called myself. I need my (his) help. Then what happened? 10 and I decided to talk about it at Susans party. I see. Would you like to discuss it further Doctor? I dont see what else there is to discuss Sweets. I had a disturbing dream and I talked it over with Amy and myself. Oh of course Doctor I was just wondering if you would like to discuss what you talked about with your former self. Ahh I see. We didnt discuss much just what we were going as for Halloween and well some other rather personal things. Sweets what are you going as to Susans party? Amy asked. Well I wasnt invited. What! Sure you are! Trust me Susan will want you there! Just then Sweets got a call on his phone. Hello? Hi Dr. Sweets its Susan.

Hello how are you? Im fine. I just wanted to invite you to my Halloween party! Bring a friend along if you wish! I hope you can come! Oh that sounds wonderful I will definitely be there! Great! Well Ill see ya there. Good bye! Yes Goodbye Thank you! Who was that? The Doctor asked. That was Susan inviting me to her party! See I told you she wanted you there! What are you a psychic? Me? Nah! I have met them though creepy they are! Actually one of them looked exactly like Pond! Really Me? Wow! Yes I wondered why you looked so familiar when I met you again as this version of me! Doctor did you by any chance tell Susan to ask me to the party? What! Of course not Sweets! Why would I do that? If Susan invited you then she invited you herself! I had nothing to do with it whatsoever! Ok just making sure. Sorry I didnt mean to insult you! Its alright Sweets. So how about we decide on our Halloween costumes? Oh yeah Doctor! To the wardrobe everyone! Wardrobe? Sweets asked. Course I have to keep my clothes somewhere! But you wear the same thing all the time. Oh shut up Sweets! They headed to the TARDIS wardrobe. Sadly it does not transport you to Narnia though. Ive been there its rather nice. Although Im always afraid of that lion! He is not tame at all! Doctor youve been to Narnia? I thought it was pretend. Pond its not pretend! Its real! Very real! Ill take you some day. The coordinates are rather tricky though. Doctor I would love to go to Narnia! Someday Pond. Anyway lets go see what we can find in the wardrobe. They finally reached the wardrobe and started looking around. Doctor this is quite a lot of clothes. Naturally Sweets. I do have companions that come on board and they never pack anything, actually most of them do that; except for Donna. She came prepared that one! She wasnt like Pond here who took off in her nightie! OI! Just teasing you Pond! Now what shall we wear? Look around find something! Sweets and Amy rummaged thru the clothes. Doctor how can the TARDIS have an upstairs? Sweets think about it! You are an intelligent man! I mean how can the TARDIS be bigger on the inside than the outside? How can it travel thru not just space but time as well?

Its Time Lordy? Sweets asked. Exactly! Now anyone see anything they like? Doctor how long is this scarf? Sweets was holding up the 4th Doctors scarf. Ahh! That Sweets is my 4th incarnations scarf! I should tell 10 he probably has it in the same spot as me! He wanted to be 4 for Halloween! I dont know how long it is exactly. I do remember tripping over it on numerous occasions. Doctor I already told you and well you that it doesnt count if you go as yourself! Damn why not? What shall I be then? Oh how about a Vashtie? How are you going to do that? They are invisible! Oh yeah. I could get in a space suit and run around saying Hey who turned out the lights? Why? Well that is what they did when I first met them. I suppose no one would get the reference except for me. Oh well. Oh Doctor I can wear my old French Maid outfit! Pond dont you think that is a bit too sexy? No. Why? Pond all the men will be staring at you! Yeah whats wrong with that? All the women did that with you at Susans last party! The Doctor went up to Amy and whispered in her ear Youre mine Pond! Ohh Doctor! Sweets cleared his throat. So Sweets see anything you like? The Doctor asked as he moved away from Amy. Yeah sure how about this? Sweets pulled out a sad clown outfit. This sent the Doctor into hysterics. HA! Sweets do you know what that is? A sad clown costume? I used that when I was trying to figure out what to wear when I regenerated from my 3rd to 4th self! I didnt know I still had it! So may I borrow it? Of course go ahead! Was that when Sarah Jane fancied you Doctor? What? When you were your 3rd self; did she fancy you then? Or did she fancy your 4th self; or both? The Doctor look flustered. I dont know Pond! Why does that matter now? Well I just dont like the fact that so many women still fancy you! Like who Pond? Like Martha, Rose, Sarah Jane. I am guessing there are more that I havent met. Pond we have been over this! I dont care if they fancied me! To be fair they fancied the version of me that they knew! Rose first fancied my 9th self, Martha my 10th and Im sure Sarah my 3rd. I dont fancy them! Oh rubbish! You fancied Rose! You were in love with her!

Ok my 10th self loved Rose yes! But look at me Pond! Do I look like my 10th self? No! I love one and only one person! Im sorry Raggedy. I just get so jealous sometimes. Awww Pond come here love! Amy went into the Doctors arms. She felt safe and comfortable there. A feeling she hadnt felt in a while. Are you two going to pick out costumes? Sweets said breaking the silence. Sweets shut up we were having a moment! The Doctor told him. Sorry. The Doctor and Amy chuckled at Sweets. Pond you can be a French Maid if you wish. Great! Now we just have to find you a costume Doctor! I suppose we do Pond. Oh how about Snape! Snape from Harry Potter? Yeah how many other Snapes do you know? Oh Doctor I love it! Perfect! Im going to text 10 and see if he has thought of anything yet! The Doctor walked off to text his younger spiky haired self. Hey me! Have u thought of what to be for the party? I havent decided yet. U? Im going to be Snape! I think you should be that Barty Crouch Jr. bloke! Snape? ROTFL! Yeah I do look exactly like that Barty bloke! Creepy! I will be him! Great! Ponds going to be a sexy French Maid! Ohhh! Nice! Yeah I cant wait to see her in it! At least you get to take her home! Im all alone! 11 texted himself. Its ok me! I still have a few years to live! Wait, dont I? You just dropped off Donna correct? Yeah. Well you have a while to live. I wouldnt say years. WHAT! WHAT? Yeah. Well I gotta go! TTYL! Wait how long do I have left? Spoilers! Ill see ya @ the party! 3 more days till the party! Woo hoo! Later! Yeah see ya then! Bye me! Wow that was a close one! The Doctor said to Amy and Sweets. What happened Doctor? I almost told me how I die Pond! Oh wow! That wouldnt have been good! No Pond not at all! He doesnt have long to live though. Its sad really. He has Christmas 2009 to look forward too and a few more adventures. Then he changes into me! Oh Doctor I will miss your last self! He has grown on me, even if he did attack me! Yes I miss being him! It will be nice to see him one last time before he turns into me. So are we done here?

I suppose we are Sweets. Lets go downstairs and put our costumes together. The four walked downstairs and assembled their costumes. The Doctor had found a black robe that resembled Snapes. I have this robe now I just need a black wig and a wand. Pond do you suppose my Sonic could pass as a wand? Doctor you need a proper wand! No offense to the Sonic but it isnt a wand! Yes I guess you are right Pond. Now where do I find a wig and wand? Cant the TARDIS make you a wig and wand? Sweets asked. Ahh good thinking Sweets! I hadnt thought of that! TARDIS will you be a love and make me a black wig and a wand? The TARDIS obliged and made a Snape wig and Snape wand. Oh these are perfect! Thanks love! The Doctor put the wig on and held out his wand. How do I look Pond? Amy and Sweets started laughing because the Doctor looked hilarious! What? Do I look humorous? Doctor you look so funny! I cant wait to see you as Snape! Thanks Pond! I cant wait to be him! Doctor Im going to try my costume on. I hope it still fits! Pond Im sure it will! The TARDIS can always fix it for you! She does make me new shirts all the time! Amy giggled at the new shirts comment. Why do you need new shirts so often Doctor? Sweets asked. Sweets lets just say that I wear mine out often. Amy was blushing at this point and Sweets looked at her. Oh I see. The Doctor cleared his throat. Pond why dont you go try on that outfit love? Oh yeah. Ill be back boys! Amy left to go try her outfit on. She came back and showed it to the two men. So how do I look? The Doctor turned around and his eyes almost popped out of his head. Sweets was staring at Amy with his mouth wide open. The Doctor let out a wolf whistle. Pond you look amazing! I wow! Thanks Doctor! Sweets mouth was still open. Sweets man close your mouth! Oh sorry! I was just um wow! I yeah. Amy you look fantastic! Thank you Sweets! Im just glad I can still fit in it! I havent been in anything this short since before I had Charlotte! I know. I was waiting for you to put a mini skirt back on! The Doctor told her. Well you are a very gorgeous maid! Oh Sweets you are to kind! Oi Sweets stop hitting on my fiance!

Sorry Doctor. Pond you better go change out of that before you give Sweets a heart attack! Right Doctor! Ill be back again! Doctor you are rather lucky to have Amy for a fiance. She is very Very what Sweets? The Doctor was staring Sweets down with his serious face and he had his arms crossed over his chest. Well she is very nice Doctor! Sweets was getting nervous. He didnt know if the Time Lord would do anything to him for thinking Amy was hot. Yes Pond is nice. So do you need anything for your costume? Well it looks sort of big. Ah we can fix that! Go try it on and the TARDIS will fix it for you. Ok Doctor. Sweets went and tried on the costume. Sweets you know that is big on you right? Amy told him as she came back out of the bedroom. Amy I think he is aware of that. Sweets come over here. Sweets joined the Doctor. Now stand here this wont hurt a bit. Old gal can you fix Sweets costume please? The TARDIS hummed and buzzed around Sweets. OHH IT TICKLES! Yeah she does that! Stay still! The TARDIS molded the costume to fit Sweets frame. Doctor what is this machine called? Its called the makes-your-clothes-fit-properly-thingamajig! How should I know it doesnt have a proper name Sweets! Oh. Sorta like you huh? What? Me? Oh yeah. Well its not like I dont have a name! I do have a proper name! Of course I do! What is it? I cant tell you Sweets! Its a secret! Only a few select people know it! Like Susan? Yes she would be one of them. Oh dont you dare go asking her! She wont tell you! Right Doctor. I wont ask Susan. It would be nice to know it though. Yeah Sweets well that is one of the mysteries of me! No one will ever know my real name! Doctor you are such a name tease! Amy told him. Ahh yes while you Pond are just a tease! OI! Shut up! The Doctor chuckled at Amy. Pond calm down Im just teasing you! Oh I know Raggedy. So what are we going to do now? We fixed our costumes. Well I dont know about you two but Im hungry! Sweets looked at his watch. Wow its 1:30 already! Really Sweets? Time really does fly in the TARDIS! Come along you two and lets have some lunch!

Doctor what shall we eat? Good question Pond. I dont know. Any suggestions? Fish Custard? Amy said. Oh that sounds lovely Pond! Amys eyes went wide. Doctor I was kidding! I know Pond! Let me go raid the fridge! The Doctor, Amy, Charlotte and Sweets went to raid the fridge. Lets see what we have in here. Some tomatoes, lettuce, Ohh pork chops! Doctor when did we make Pork Chops? Well Pond they arent cooked yet. We could make them with a nice salad? Sweets do you have enjoy Pork Chops? Sure Doctor! Ill help you cook them! Wonderful! The Doctor and Sweets made the pork chops and Amy made the salad. She was about to put BACOS in the salad and the Doctor stopped her. Pond what is that? Oh these are BACOS Doctor. I ate them in America and really liked them; so I bought some. Basically those are little pieces of bacon? Yeah. And you were going to put them in the salad? Are you insane? Oh Sorry! I forgot you hate bacon! Ill just put some in my salad. Good Pond! I dont want to be picking bacon pieces out of my salad! Ok Doctor calm down! Right. Sorry. Sweets how is the meat coming along? They are almost done Doctor! Great! The three finished cooking their meal and ate in the kitchen. This is fabulous! The Doctor commented. It is good. We havent eaten since breakfast! True Pond. So anything new happening? Sweets? What? Oh not really. I did get to talk to my friends back home the other day. I really miss them. Oh we have to meet them someday Sweets! Well Im not sure if you would like Agent Booth Doctor. Oh why is that? Hes not a Dalek supporter or something is he? Of course not! Just well he carries a gun! I know how you feel about guns! Is this Agent Booth a good friend of yours? Yeah he is a good guy. I think you would like him. Well if he is a friend of yours I will oblige and try to get along with him. What exactly is he an agent of? Hes not in alliance with the Shadow Proclamation is he? The What? Oh Doctor! What Pond? Im just curious! He is an F.B.I. agent.

Ahh I see. What is the F.B.I.? Its like the Shadow Proclamation of America Doctor. It stands for Federal Bureau of Investigation. Ohh Thanks Pond! How do you know so much about America? I do read ya know! Course you do Pond! Ugh Im so full! Say how about we watch a movie? Sure Doctor! Which one? Well Pond why dont we let Sweets pick? Me? Well I dont know. What movies do you have? We have every movie Sweets! Every movie Doctor? Like every movie ever made? Of course Sweets! This is The TARDIS! Do you doubt her powers? I suppose not. How about Shutter Island? I never did get to see it. Alright. Lets go to the den. Pond grab the baby. Actually you lot go to the den. Im going to go get snacks! The Doctor stayed in the kitchen to make popcorn, he grabbed some crisps, and sodas for them. Amy came back to help the Doctor. Doctor do you need help? Sure Pond! Thanks! Amy and The Doctor took the snacks into the den. Doctor how come Ive never been in here? Well Pond we usually watch movies in our room. I suppose that is why. Oh yeah. Thats true. Ohh I havent seen this movie! I heard it was good! It seems like it is a psychological thriller. Amy rolled her eyes at Sweets. Sweets I swear if you talk psychiatry during this movie Ill do to you what the Doctor does to me! What does he do to you Amy? Yeah Pond! What are you talking about? Well remember what you did to me when we met the vampires? You covered my mouth! Also when I first met Martha you did it again! The Doctor chuckled. Ahh Yes! I remember! Yeah Sweets just shhhh! Ok. Ok. Ill be quiet! The Doctor, Amy, and Sweets watched the movie. Charlotte had fallen asleep on her Daddy. Can you pause the movie so I can go put the baby down? The Doctor asked his ship. The TARDIS paused the movie for the Doctor. Thanks gal! The Doctor carried his baby girl to her crib. Doctor are you sure we can hear her from here? Pond how many times do I have to tell you? Super hearing! Plus I have the Sonic right here! He pointed to the Sonic next to him on the table. Alright. As long as she is ok.

Shes fine Pond. Genghis Khan himself couldnt break down the TARDIS door if he tried! Which he has! Wow! Yes Pond Wow indeed! Now back to the movie! TARDIS? The TARDIS obliged and put the movie back on. Thanks old gal! Thats amazing you dont even need a remote! Sweets said. SHHH! Amy and the Doctor told him. Sorry. Sweets whispered. God Leo is hot! Amy said. OI! Oh he doesnt compare to you Doctor! Shh! The Doctor and Sweets told her. Oh right. Sorry. The three munched on snacks and drank their sodas. They sat in silence well the only sound was the sound of them munching and slurping. Finally the movie finished and they discussed it for a while. So Sweets what is your opinion as a professional on this movie? Well I thought it was very interesting how the lead character turned out to be the psychotic one! I can honestly say I wasnt expecting that! I think it was rather confusing and wibbly wobbly! You didnt think it was timey wimey too Doctor? Well I suppose a bit timey wimey Pond. Sweets got a text from back home at that moment. Hey Sweets me and Bones and the rest of the Squints miss you! How r u doing in New York? Hi Booth! Im fine! I just watched Shutter Island with some friends! Oh nice glad u r making friends! When can we come for a visit? Im not sure. Ill check my calendar and let u know. Alright. Bones says hi! Give Dr. Brennan and everyone my love! Have you two started dating yet? I will! What? R u nuts? Bones and I are not in love! If you say so Booth! I GTG! Later! K. Later Sweets. Have fun with ur new friends! Dont forget us! I could never forget u! My friends want to meet you! I think you would find them interesting! Oh great! Let us know when we can meet them! Sure. TTYL! Later! Sweets are you alright? You look upset. Oh Im fine Doctor. Thanks. I was just talking to someone from back home. I guess I still miss it. Aww well Sweets we could go visit if you like. Really Doctor? Certainly! Although it might have to be after Halloween. We dont want to miss Susans party.

Well I cant just show up out of nowhere! I mean how would I explain it? Hodgins would go nuts! Who is Hodgins? The Doctor asked. Oh hes a Dr. who works at the Jeffersonian. He is paranoid about aliens. Well he probably remembers the Dalek attack that happened worldwide. Or maybe the time ATMOS was taking over the Earth. He has reason to be paranoid. Not to brag but it if werent for me the aliens would have destroyed you lot a long time ago! Doctor what about Sarah Jane, UNIT, and Torchwood? Dont they help save Earth too? Sure Pond. When Im not available. They also help but Im the real expert! Ok Doctor now you are bragging! Pond Ive defended the Earth and surrounding Planets for 907 years now! I have a right to brag! Yeah love you are Earths protector. I love you for that! Awww thanks love! I love you too! So Sweets what do you say? Want to go visit your friends? Right now? Sure why not? We arent doing anything important. I think it would be safer to fly Doctor. Sweets I will tell you one advantage, even though there are many to traveling in the TARDIS. Its FREE! Oh that is true. I hadnt thought of that. Come on Sweets! We can surprise your friends! Just for the day though because we have to get back in time for Susans party. Right Doctor. Let me think about it. Sweets if you are worried about clothing the TARDIS will accommodate you. She does that! So? Are we going or not? Sure why not? Wonderful! Ill go set the coordinates! Where am I setting them to again? Washington D.C. Doctor. Ahh fabulous! Ok coordinates set! Is everyone ready? Yes? Perfect! GERONIMO! The Doctor yelled his favorite word as the TARDIS took off. The three heard the amazing Whooshing sound of the TARDIS as she landed. Amy went to get the baby and the Doctor and Sweets waited for her. Ok Doctor I got everything Charlotte needs. Great Pond! Lets go you lot! They walked out of the TARDIS and were right in front of the Jeffersonian building. Doctor this is where my friends work! How did you know to come here? Well cause Im fabulous Sweets! Ok fine in all honesty that was the TARDIS doing! She is smart! Ok let me go in first since Im the one they are used to seeing. Go ahead Sweets lead the way! The Doctor was hoping to use his psychic paper but with Sweets here he didnt need it. Sweets walked into the Jeffersonian with his new friends behind him. Now this is my turf. He thought. Hello Dr. Brennan! Sweets addressed a woman with should length brown hair and blue eyes.

Dr. Sweets! What are you doing here? Booth just told me he texted you! I decided to come for a visit. I miss everyone. We miss you too! Hold on I have to call Booth! Booth. Booth its me! You have to get over here now! Why whats wrong Bones? Just come over here! I have a surprise for you! Bones you know I dont like surprises! Just hurry up will you?! Ok Dr. Sweets Booth will be here soon. Why dont you go wait in my office? Just then Dr. Brennan noticed a man in a bow tie with a young woman and a baby. Oh hello. Dr. Brennan these are my friends. This is the Doctor and Amy Pond. And the little one there is Charlotte. Hello, Im Dr. Temperance Brennan. Nice to meet you. Ahh Dr. Brennan its a pleasure. Im The Doctor. Hi Im Amy Pond. Well it is a pleasure to meet you both. Now everyone get in my office so we can surprise Booth! Dr. Brennan led the way to her office and instructed them to stay there. Special Agent Seeley Booth walked into the Jeffersonian. He found his partner on the platform. Bones what is this surprise you have for me? Well Booth it is in my office! First close your eyes! What! Why? Oh just do it! Ok fine! Bones grabbed Booths hand and led him into her office. She placed Dr. Sweets in front of him. Ok Booth open your eyes. What all I see is Sweets! Oh My God! Sweets! What are you doing here? Hello Agent Booth! I came for a visit. Good to see you! Sweets I didnt know you were coming! Hence the surprise Booth. Bones told him. How did you get here so fast Sweets? I just talked to you a few minutes ago. Well I caught a flight. It doesnt take that long. Why didnt you tell us you were coming? We would have picked you up! I wanted it to be a surprise Agent Booth. The Doctor, Amy, and Charlotte were sitting on the couch waiting for Sweets to introduce them. Oh Agent Booth these are my friends. This is the Doctor, Amy Pond, and their baby Charlotte. Hello Agent Booth. Its nice to meet you. The Doctor held his hand out to Booth. Booth shook his hand and said Doctor its a pleasure. What sort of Doctor are you? Oh I have various degrees.

Hi Agent Booth. Im Amy. Hello Amy. Your baby is adorable! Thanks! The proud parents beamed. Camille Saroyan walked into the office just then. Is there a party in here or something? Back to Camille stopped short as she laid her eyes on Sweets. Dr. Sweets! Hello Dr. Saroyan! How are you? Dr. Sweets I didnt know you were in town! Yeah I decided to surprise everyone! Wow Dr. Sweets its great that youre here! We have a murder to solve though. Oh yeah. I suppose we can go hang out somewhere. He said looking at the Doctor and Amy. Dr. Sweets who are your friends? Well this is the Doctor and Amy Pond and that cutie there is Charlotte. Hello Doctor what was it? Ahh Im the Doctor. Just the Doctor. Nice to meet you Dr. Saroyan. Hello. Amy shook Dr. Saroyans hand. Oh hello. What a cute baby you have. Thanks. Doesnt she look like her Daddy? That she does Ms. Pond. Please call me Amy. Yeah just dont call her Amelia. Doctor shut up! Angela and Hodgins walked in. What is everyone doing in here? Angela asked as she looked around the office. Hi Ange. Sweets! HI! What? Angela blurted. Its good to see you too Angela! Sweets hugged the pregnant woman. Sweets man what are you doing here? Jack Hodgins asked as he hugged the man. Doctor, Amy I want you to meet Angela Montenegro and Jack Hodgins. Hello Im the Doctor. Ahh another Dr. Nice to meet you. Jack shook his hand. Oh youre Dr. Hodgins. Sweets told us about you. Amy told him. He did? What did he say? Just that you worked here at the Jeffersonian. Ohh. Nice Sweets. Amy is that your baby? Angela asked. Oh yeah this is Charlotte. Her Daddy is upset because she is not Ginger. Pond Ive always wanted to be Ginger! I thought at least my kids would be or at least one of them! Doctor maybe the next one will be. You never know. I hope so Pond. I suppose I never will be. You could always dye your hair. Angela told him. Its not the same. 11 lives Ive had and not one of them Ginger! Amy nudged him.

Hey why dont I take you two to the Diner? Well that sounds lovely! Shall we walk or.. Sweets cut him off before he said the T word. Doctor we can walk its not far. Alright then. Shall we first get Charlottes pram? Oh Yes Doctor. I cant carry her for long. Ill carry her if you wish Pond. No let me go get her pram. Alright Pond. Well it was nice meeting you all. How about we meet for dinner at the Founding Fathers Sweets? Booth asked. Ok that sounds good. Is that alright with you Doctor? Sure we have time. Great! Lets go to the Diner and have some pie. Try the apple its great! Booth told them. Amy gasped at the word apple and hoped the Doctor didnt say anything. The Doctor turned around and looked at Booth and said Apples are Rubbish! Come along Pond! The Doctor took Amys hand and walked off with her. Hey wait for me! Sweets told them. Back in the TARDIS Amy got Charlottes pram and the rest of her things. Ok we are finally ready! Amy said. So are we really walking? The Doctor asked. Yeah Doctor the diner is only a block away. Oh well in that case Allons-y! Doctor youre sounding Tenny again! Whats the matter with that Pond? I love me! They walked to the diner and sat at a booth. Hello what can I get for you? The waitress asked them. We would love some pie! What flavors do you have? Well we have apple, cherry, peach, blueberry, raspberry, and strawberry. Oh Ill take a piece of Raspberry please. Hmmm. Ill have peach. Amy said. I would like Strawberry. Sweets said. Ok any coffee with that? Oh three coffees please! The Doctor told her. Sure thing anything for you sweetheart. She smiled at the Doctor. I dont like the way she was flirting with you Doctor. Pond relax. She is just being friendly. Suddenly the three heard the TARDIS. Look I got a message from me again! I must be bored and lonely. He checked his phone. Hello me! Whats up? Ohh hey! Just hanging out with Sweets and Pond in DC. We are having pie! Oh I love pie! Why r u in DC? We came to visit Sweets friends. They r solving a murder so we got out of the way and came to eat pie!

Wow! I want pie! Ill get u some! Which flavor do u like? Wait, what am I talking about! I know what u like! U better! Really? I was just kidding but I would love some! Thnxs me! How r u going to get it to me? The TARDIS of course! I just have to lock mine onto yours and de-materialize it! Oh yeah! How did I forget the TARDIS does that? Cause u r young! Haha! JK! Ill get u a cherry piece! So what am I up too? Ohh I love cherry! Wait u know that! Im just reading in the library. I just wish my library had a pool! Yeah I got lucky this time round! Well I have to finish my pie! Almost time for the party! See ya there! K! Ill be waiting for my pie! Ohh u should invite Sweets friends to the party! Good idea! Ill call Susan! Later! Bye me! Hurry up with the pie! lol! The Doctor finished his pie and ordered a cherry piece for his former self. Doctor another piece? Oh this isnt for me Pond! Its for, ok its for me! But not this me! My 10th me! Oh. Well in that case its ok. Last thing I need is you getting fat! Ha! Me get fat Pond? Thats hilarious! I run far too much to ever get fat! Yes but all the running we do is usually from monsters! True. So shall we go to the TARDIS for a bit? I need to send this pie to myself and call Susan. Sure Doctor. Lets go. They headed to the TARDIS. I missed you gal! Aww you missed me too? Thanks! Doctor were you planning on showing the TARDIS to my friends? Why not Sweets? Well they might think youre a mad man! Amy knew what he would say next. She rolled her eyes. Sweets I am definitely a mad man with a box! If your friends cant handle that then so be it! Oh Doctor! Amy laughed at him. Your Daddy is so funny Charlotte! Charlotte cooed at her Mother. Now I have to send this to me! Ill be back! The Doctor walked off to send the pie to his former self. All sent! I hope I enjoy it! Well he. Oh you know! The 10th Doctor smelled pie and ran to the control room of the TARDIS. I just got the pie! Thanks me! Its delicious! Sure no problem! Enjoy! Meanwhile Booth and the Squints were discussing The Doctor and Amy. So what do you think of that Doctor guy Bones? Well he seems nice but he is very peculiar. Oh I know! I wonder what he meant when he said he had lived 11 times. Yeah that is curious Booth. I will say they have a cute child!

True Bones she is adorable! I think hes an alien! Hodgins said. Angela rolled her eyes at her husband. Jack you think everyone is an alien! He just doesnt seem human to me! I mean what person would wear suspenders and a bow tie? Jack I think you need to lay off the alien theories. The Doctor is just a normal human like the rest of us. Cam told him. Is he? I say we ask him tonight. We should say something like Doctor you look human. And see how he responds. Hodgins if you want to do that you go right ahead! Just dont expect us to help when the Doctor looks at you like you have lost your marbles! Oh come on Booth! The man cant be human! Ill prove you guys wrong! Dr. Hodgins the Doctor seems like any regular person. A guy just like you or Booth. If you say so Dr. Brennan. Ok you guys we should get back to work. We have a murder to solve if we are going to make it to dinner tonight. Right Cam. Bones come on with me. I have a suspect to pick up and interrogate. I love broiling the suspects Booth! Booth laughed at Bones. You love grilling them Bones! Grilling! Right. That is what I meant! Booth and Bones took off and the rest of the team got back to work. Jack was going on to Angela how he was going to prove the Doctor wasnt human. Amy, Sweets, The Doctor and Charlotte were back in the TARDIS talking. The Doctor called Susan. Hello Grandfather! Susan how are you dear? Im fine Grandfather! How are you? Im great Susan! I actually had a question for you. Oh alright Grandfather. Well we are in DC visiting Sweets friends and I was wondering if we could invite them to your party? Sure Grandfather! That will be fine! I would love to meet Sweets friends! Great I will tell Sweets to let them know! Fabulous! Well Grandfather I have to go. David just got home. Alright Susan. Give everyone my love! Ill see ya soon dear! Oh I will Grandfather! Give Amy and Charlotte my love. Goodbye! Good bye Susan! The Doctor hung up with his Granddaughter. Sweets it is all set! We can invite your friends to the party! Wonderful Doctor! Ill see if they would like to attend. The squint squad plus Booth had wrapped up the murder. Booth called Sweets. Sweets. Hey Sweets are you guys ready for dinner?

Sweets looked at his watch. It was 7:30. Yeah were ready. Well meet you there. Great see ya there buddy! Alright bye. Ok we have to go to the Founding Fathers now. Fabulous! Ahh good ole George! I met him once ya know? He was a stitch he was! Doctor can you please not say anything like that in front of my friends? I will try Sweets. You know how hard that is for me. When I first met Martha I told her I knew Benjamin Franklin. They wanted to send me to psychiatrics! I would love to take a shower first and change. Sweets said. Go ahead Sweets. We will wait. Actually I would like to change as well. Pond watch the baby for a minute. Sure Doctor. Amy would you mind answering my phone if it rings? Oh alright Sweets. The Doctor and Sweets went to shower. Amy decided to pick a new outfit. She also wanted to shower but had to wait till the Doctor got out so he could watch the baby. He came back and looked at Amy. Pond your turn! Ill watch Charlotte! So Pond shall I wear the blue tie again or red? Oh I like the red love! Great choice Pond! Thanks! Amy went off to shower. Sweets phone rang and the Doctor answered. Hello this is the Doctor. Doctor are you guys on the way yet? Almost. We are still getting ready. Alright. Just making sure you are still coming. Of course we are. Why wouldnt we? Just making sure. See ya soon. Yes Agent Booth. See you in a while Goodbye. Bye. Booth the ever suspicious FBI agent that he was had done a background check on The Doctor. He found nothing on him. No records. No employment information. Nothing! This made him even more suspicious. Of course if you knew where to look you could find The Doctor. Just ask Clive Finch, Unit, and Torchwood, that LINDA lot or the Doctors many friends! Oi are you two almost ready? The Doctor asked. Amy came out of the shower and put her outfit on. Sweets knocked on the door. Doctor? Hold on Sweets. The Doctor went outside and found Sweets in a towel. Sweets where are your clothes? Well I wanted to wear a new outfit and you said the TARDIS could provide me with clothes.

Oh yes I did say that. Just go up to the wardrobe and she will find you something. Sweets went up to the wardrobe. Oi me! What r u doing? Getting ready to join Sweets and his friends for dinner! Nice. Im so bored! I dont know what to do with myself! The Doctor felt sorry for himself. He knew how hard he was having it at the moment. How about you join us? Really? No I dont want to intrude. Please how could I be an intrusion? Come on me! Get some good food with some good friends! Alright. You sure its ok? Yeah! Just come. October 28th, 2010. Washington, DC. The Doctor looked at his watch which would set itself to whichever time zone he was in. 8:00 Great! Ill see you soon! 10 texted his older self. Amy and Sweets were finally ready. Right you two so TARDIS or walking? TARDIS. Its not really in walking distance. Alright then. Oh I forgot to mention I invited me. Sweets eyes went wide. Doctor why did you do that? Well I felt bad for myself! Sitting home alone! Dont worry he will use our alias. I hope. Ok it will be nice to see him again. I just hope you two dont get into a fight again. I promise Sweets for both of us! Alright. Shall we go love? Yeah Pond lets go. Ohh wait. I forgot to text me the restaurant name. Oi me the restaurant is called The Founding Fathers. Thanks! I was about to text and ask! See u there! Sweets phone rang again. Hello. Sweets we are outside waiting for you guys. We will be there soon Booth. Give us 5 minutes. Ok hurry up! Booth hung up with Sweets. Jack was still talking about his plan to out the Doctor. GERONIMO! The Doctor shouted as he set the TARDIS in motion. Doctor wont my friends freak out if they see the TARDIS? Sweets asked worriedly. Oh no problem Sweets. The Doctor landed the TARDIS around the corner from the restaurant. Fabulous Doctor! They walked around the corner and saw their friends waiting for them. The Doctor was anxiously awaiting his 10th selves arrival. He decided it was best to get inside the restaurant and text himself. Everyone entered and sat down at a lovely table. Jack made sure he sat himself next to The Doctor.

Angela rolled her eyes again. Charlotte was asleep next to Amy. She is so precious. Angela said. Thanks. I cant wait to have another. Really? Im ready to get this one out! Is it a boy or girl? A boy. Aww how lovely. The 10th Doctor finally arrived outside of the restaurant. He walked in and asked which table The Doctor was at. The restaurant paged The Doctor. The Doctor walked out and found himself. They gave each other a Big Doctory grin! Oi there you are! Come on! We just got here no one has ordered yet! Sorry I was a bit late. I had to fix my hair and what not. 11 looked at his former selves hair. Yeah I remember fixing that hair. I love it! He ruffled his hair. Oi! Stop messing up my hair! Do you know how long it took me to fix it! Yes. Oh shut up! 10 laughed at his older self. The two arrived at the table. Everyone this is my good friend John Smith. He just happened to be in town and I invited him to join us! Hello. 10 said to the group. They said hello to the Doctor a.k.a. John Smith. Pond scoot over so John can sit next to me. Sure love! Amy moved over and they got a chair for John to sit in. He sat next to his friend The Doctor. How are you Doctor? Amy whispered so only he could hear. Im fine Amy thanks. How am I treating you and how is my girl? You are treating me nice again. I still think you are possessed though. Charlotte is fine. Shes right here. Amy pointed to the sleeping baby. Aww shes so gorgeous! To bad she isnt Ginger! Oh you and your obsession with being Ginger! The Doctor tapped his younger self on the shoulder. Oi its great to see me again! Maybe we can discuss what is wrong with me after dinner. Yeah Id love to me. The group sat and ate and talked. Booth kept an eye on The Doctor and John Smith. No one was called John Smith. He thought. Jack turned to the Doctor. He thought it was the perfect time to spring the human question on him. So Doctor I wanted to tell you something. You might think Im crazy but I just wanted to tell you anyway.

Ok Jack what is it? Well I just wanted to say you look human! What? Thats crazy! You! The Doctor stopped himself right before he said his usual response of You look Time Lord. We came first! Everyone looked at the Doctor as he spoke. How does he know? He thought. Hes probably a conspiracy nut. 10 told 11 in his head. Oi me get out of my head! 11 said. Sorry! Doctor are you alright? John asked. Yeah Im fine. You should know that. Oh of course. I was just making sure I, I mean you were alright. Thanks John. Booth noticed the closeness of the two men and wondered if they were having an affair. The way they interacted with each other kind of gave off a gay vibe to him. The Doctor remembered that he wanted Sweets to ask his friends if they would like to attend Susans party. Sweets dont you have something to ask your friends? Oh yeah. Well I would like to invite you all to the Doctors Granddaughters Halloween party. Were in! Jack said. We are? Angela asked looking at her husband. Sure why not? Ok. Im game. Great! What about the rest of you lot? The Doctor looked around. Yeah Bones and I are in! Booth you cant just say I will attend! I can make up my own mind! Fine Sorry Bones! Im in! He figured it would be a great way to get more information on The Doctor. Well if Booth is going I guess Ill go too. Dr. Brennan said. Wonderful! Are you two dating? The Doctor asked. What? No! We are just partners! Booth spluttered. Why did everyone always think they were dating? Ahh sorry. My mistake. I thought you two were dating. They need to be! Angela said. Dr. Saroyan will you attend the party? Well are you sure it is alright with your Granddaughter? Of course Susan said to invite all the friends we wanted! John will be there as well! Oh if its alright with your Granddaughter I suppose I will attend. Fabulous! Hold on how can you have a Granddaughter? Booth asked looking at the Doctor. Im old. The Doctor said as if it was the most logical thing in the world. John chuckled at him. Charlotte woke up and started crying. Amy picked her up but couldnt soothe her.

I think she wants her Daddy. John commented. He took Charlotte from Amy. Hello love. Daddies here. The 10th Doctor accidentally called himself Daddy in front of everyone. Daddy I thought I would never see you again! I mean this you! Charlotte cooed at him. Wait I thought you were the babys Daddy. Jack pointed at 11. I am. Look at her! She looks exactly like me! Well why did he call himself Daddy? Jack asked. Hes ummm insane? The Doctor said. I love this little girl so much I wish she was mine. 10 said. Ohh awesome save me! 11 told him in his head. Thanks! This slip up convinced Jack even more that the Doctor was of a non-human variety. Doctor? Yes? A chorus of yeses rang out around the table. I meant the Doctor. Yes Pond? Yes Amy? 11 kicked his younger self under the table. OW! That hurt! 10 told his older self. Youre not the Doctor right now remember? You are doing a good job of blowing your cover! Oh right! Sorry! Oi Doctor! What is it Pond? I was just wondering how everyone is going to get to Susans party. Ahh. Shall we tell them? He asked leaning over his 10th self and their baby. Why dont we switch seats? 10 asked. Yeah Good idea me. Doctor! Amy nudged him. Oops. He said. Charlotte had fallen asleep in her Fathers arms. Here Amy Charlotte fell asleep. 11 looked at his younger self. She does love her Daddy! he told him. Oh I missed her! Glad I got to see her before I go. Do I go soon? 11 nodded with tears in his eyes. Sweets cleared his throat. The two Doctors and Amy looked up at the rest of the people staring at them with confused looks. I suppose we should tell them. 11 whispered to Amy and his former self. TARDIS? Amy asked. In a minute Pond. Sweets these friends of yours are weird! Booth told him. Once you get to know them they really arent. So how are you lot planning to get to the party? 11 asked.

On an airplane. How else? Jack said. Well yeah thats one way. 11 laughed. Where is the party anyway? Angela asked. Oh in London, Earth, 2010. 10 hit himself on the head. Now who is blowing our cover? Damn! I always do that! Ow that hurt! Stop hitting me! Well you hit me first! Oh yeah. Sorry. I was wondering why my leg was hurting! The two Doctors laughed at their private conversation in their head. Doctor. Yes? They answered together. Amy pointed at her Doctor. Can I just call you 11 and him 10? Why? Its too confusing having two of you here! Going to London that sounds expensive. Booth we have been to London before. Yeah Bones but the FBI paid for our flight! How about if I pay for us all? Jack offered. The Doctor had been thinking of his former selves death. What? Jack that is expensive! He told Hodgins. So! Im rich! Well I have a way we could get to London in 5 minutes for free! Thats impossible! It takes hours to get to London! I agree with Bones! Do you have a time machine or something? Jack joked. Yes! The Doctor said beaming. What? I was kidding! Oh I get it making fun of the paranoid guy huh? Oh Jack I would never make fun of you! I do however make fun of myself over here. He looked at 10. Oi shut up! You think just because youre older you can make fun of me? Calm down! Im only kidding! Everyone looked at the two men confused. Well is everyone done? Im paying! 11 said. I am? 10 asked. Yes you are! 11 laughed. The Doctor pulled out a credit card. When did I get a credit card? 10 said not even trying to keep their cover anymore. Oh I figured I needed one. You never know when I might need money. True. Like when I sonicked that ATM with Donna! Pockets! The two said laughing. Amy rolled her eyes as the Doctors reminisced. The Doctor paid for everyones meal. Alright now we are paid up. Shall we go have a drink? Doctor! Sweets said warningly.

Oh relax Sweets! I will only drink a little. Oi you better not get me drunk! 10 told him. HA! You manage that fine on your own! You dont need my help! I mean who is the one that invented the banana daiquiri? Oh yeah. I still miss Madame de Pompadour! So do I! She was great! Amy nudged both of them. Shut up! Sorry. Both Time Lords said. So you lot what do you say to drinks? Drinks where? Booth asked. Well I was thinking we could go to my ship. What ship? I thought you had a time machine. Jack said. She is a time machine/space ship actually. Shall we go see her? She gets lonely when Im gone too long. She? Dr. Brennan asked. Of course she is a she! I wouldnt have a male ship! So are we going to yours or mine? 10 asked. I think we can give them a tour of both. Sounds good to me. Where did you park? Around the corner. You? Youre kidding me! I think I parked right next to you! Seriously! Awesome! 10 looked around at everyone. Allons-y you lot! 11 smiled at his former self. Come along Ponds. The Doctors and their friends left the restaurant and walked back to the TARDISES. Where are we going? Cam asked. To the TARDISES. Oh. The What? Youll see Dr. Saroyan. Sweets told her. Sure enough the two TARDISES were parked right next to each other. I didnt even notice that they parked next to each other! 10 said. The TARDISES were speaking to each other. Now where is my key? Just snap your fingers mate! 11 told him. Right. 10 snapped his fingers and the doors opened. Who wants to go in first? 10 asked. No one moved. I will. 11 said. He walked into his former TARDIS. The rest of the people trickled into 10s TARDIS. 11 had tears in his eyes as he looked around his old TARDIS. Are you alright mate? 10 asked.

Yeah. Im fine I suppose. I just never thought I would see it again. Not this way anyway. I cant believe Im leaving soon. I mean meeting you is great and all! I know I will love being you; its just hard to let go. Im not ready. 10 had tears in his eyes as well. 11 took his younger self by the shoulders. Hey. Listen to me. Oi look at me. 10 looked up at his older self. I know how your feeling. Ive been there! Literally! But I think its great that you get to see your future! I mean look at what we have now! New friends, a gorgeous fiance, a new child! You will be fine! Yeah. I do have a great future! The Doctors embraced each other. The Doctors friends had been looking around the TARDIS. They stopped and watched the two men have a moment as 11 would say. What are you two gay? Booth asked. What! 10 exclaimed. No! Thats just wrong! 11 said. So you dont like gay people? Booth said looking at 11. What? Thats not what I meant! I meant well you know! He said looking at Sweets and Amy. I know what you meant Doctor. Yes that would be wrong. Sweets commented. I still say it isnt cheating. Amy said. Pond shut up! Didnt I tell you I never wanted you to mention it again! Sorry. 10 looked at Amy. Amy you would be with me? What? No! I..I was kidding! I mean maybe in a three-way. 10 raised an eyebrow. Specifically the left one. OI POND! STOP IT! Oi I wouldnt really do it! I mean I like you better than your younger self! Oi! No offense to you but well youre not mine. Yeah I suppose Im not. Besides I love me but not in that way! Thanks! I love you too! 11 hugged 10 and Amy. What the hell are you guys talking about? Jack asked. 11 sighed. I suppose we need to tell them. Shall we head to the library or the den? You want to tell them in mine? My library doesnt have a pool. So. Well I like the new one. 10s TARDIS groaned. She had gotten insulted that 10 liked her future self. Oh I love you still! 10 and 11 said. Ok why are you guys talking at the same time? Its creepy! Stop it! Sorry Angela. They both said. Lets go to the TARDIS you lot! I thought we were in it. Bones said.

Yes we are but we are going to mine; which technically is his too. What? Booth said looking confused. Oi me lock yours and meet us in mine. Sure. Ill be there in a minute. I just have to find my key. Sonic her! Amy giggled at the Doctors words. Pond shut up! he laughed. 10 raised an eyebrow at his older self. Thats what I tell her when we make love. 11 told him in his head. Ahh I see! I get so lucky in the future! So you lot come along! 11 led them to his TARDIS. 10 found his key and locked his TARDIS. Ill be back soon old gal. 10 walked into his future TARDIS. Ahh there you are me! We were waiting for me. I mean you! How about we go to the pool? Dont you mean the library me? Yeah the library. Allons-y! Everyone walked into the library. Ya know the other day you were drunk and almost fell into the pool! I was? Wow that is bad! I will check you out after the party! Great! I really think it might help! Everyone sat around the pool. Why is there a pool in the library? Cam asked. Why not? the 11th Doctor answered. So me do you want to start or shall I? Since you are younger and I was you first go ahead. Well how do I begin. Lets see. Ok you know how you are human yes? He looked around at everyone. Oh great start me! Shut up! 11 hit himself in the head. Ow! Stop it! Sorry. Just trying to move you along. 10 ran his fingers thru his hair. Need help? Ill take over since you seem lost. Thanks. I appreciate it. What my younger self was trying to say was.. Booth cut him off. Why do you keep referring to him as your younger self? Oh. Well because he is me. I thought he was John Smith. Dr. Brennan said. Rule # 1 The Doctor lies. Both of them said. Dont I know it! Amy said. Doctor I tried to do a background check and couldnt find anything! Who are you?

What? You did a background check on me? Couldnt find anything eh? 11 and 10 chuckled. You must have been looking in the wrong places mate. 10 said. You could have just asked me ya know. Im trying to tell you who I am. Better yet let the TARDIS show you. Im tired of explaining it. TARDIS would you be a love and bring down the laptop? Everyone watched as a laptop came down from the ceiling and landed right on the Doctors lap. Thanks Dear! The Doctor patted the wall of the library. How did that happen? Angela asked. Well the TARDIS has many capabilities. 10 said. Now Booth you wanted to find me. Hold on! The Doctor brought up UNIT and TORCHWOOD pages all about himself. Oh God! I hate that picture! 10 said as he pointed to a picture of 9 brooding. I did like to brood back then! 11 laughed. There ya go Booth! That is who I am! Everyone tried to crowd around the small screen. Oh wait let me fix that. 11 sonicked the laptop and the pages appeared bigger on the wall of the TARDIS library. Thats better! I still cant believe I destroyed the blue one! I told you I was sorry! Youll find out how later! Oh yeah you cant tell me. Spoilers! Exactly! So shall we go pick out costumes for you lot? Where are we going to get costumes? Booth asked. The Doctor pointed up. Upstairs of course Booth! Allons-y! 10 said. 11 laughed. I miss saying Allons-y! I like it better than what I say now! 10 told him. Oi! Geronimo is awesome! I suppose so. They walked to the TARDIS wardrobe. Look around everyone. See what you can find. Doctor are you saying that you are not human? Yes Jack. Didnt you read that in all those web pages about me? I knew it! I told everyone there was something about you! He looked at his friends with an I told you so look on his face. Ha! Im King of theTARDIS! Actually Jack that would be me! The Doctor told him. Oh of course Doctor. Everyone looked through all the clothes. What in the world? Why is this so long! Booth held up 4s scarf. HA! I so wanted to use that for Halloween! I know! I was going to text you that we found it but I forgot.

I already told you two that you cant be you for Halloween! I know Amy. Im going to be Barty and as you know my 11th self is going to be Snape. What are you going to be anyway Amy? 10 asked her. Oh Im going to be a sexy French Maid. Isnt that right Raggedy? The Doctor cleared his throat. Yes that is absolutely right Pond! Raggedy? Booth questioned. 10 snorted. OI! Sorry I just cant believe that I will be nicknamed Raggedy one day! Well ya will so get used to it! Amy told him. I still dont understand how you can be him! Dr. Brennan said. It look its hard to explain but you lot seem to be an intelligent group of humans. Ill try once again. 11 said. I am whats called a Time Lord. Im from the planet Gallifrey. Now before you ask it burned. It burned in the Last Great Time War. And no I cant go back and stop it. But I did stop it. I was the only one who could. 10 added. Ok yeah me thats true but I just wish I could go save everyone. You know what I mean? Yeah. I know exactly what you mean me. I wish the same thing! Doctor what is this? Dr. Brennan pulled out a colorful coat. Ohh I used to wear that when I was 6! I remember. Wow I wore some crazy stuff! The bow tie is better than that! Bow Ties Are Cool! Amy rolled her eyes. Oi Pond quit rolling your eyes at me! Oh stuff it! Ill Ill. So did anyone find anything of interest? The Doctor didnt want to say Ill stuff you in a minute Pond! in front of everyone. 10 laughed as he knew what his older self had wanted to tell Amy. 11 blushed and looked at his 10th self. 10 was blushing as well. Doctor can I borrow this? Dr. Brennan was holding up a tutu. Ahh yes. You may borrow that. If it doesnt fit let the TARDIS know. She can fix it for you! Alright Bones! A hot ballerina huh? Shut up Booth! Booth laughed. Everyone could see the tension between Booth and Bones. Ohh look at this! Can I use it? Angela was holding out a naughty nurse outfit. 10 raised an eyebrow at his next self. Amy blushed. Yeah sure you can borrow it. She told Angela. Thats yours Amy? Booth looked at her with a brow raised.

Well who elses would it be? Certainly not the Doctors! I would hope it wasnt mine! The last thing I need is to find out I become a cross dresser! 10 yelled. 11 laughed. Oh for Rassilons sake! I would never be a cross dresser! Are you mad? Wait, of course I am! 10 laughed. Thats just like if I were to be gay! Oh if that ever happened I would stay away from Jack! Yeah definitely! He tried to hit on me as well! 11 said. What? Me! Im married! Hodgins said. No not you! One of our other friends is also named Jack. 11 told him. Oh. Booth had found a knight in shining armor costume. Booth that is perfect for you! It is Angela? Well yeah you save Bren all the time! Booths a hero like you Doctor. Amy said. I suppose everyone can be a hero in their own right Pond. Ok Ill wear this then. Is it alright Doctor? Of course Booth! Doctor why do you have so many costumes up here? Well Cam probably because its a wardrobe. I like to collect costumes from wherever I go. Oh you should have seen what I got when I met Shakespeare! I remember. He was a nice bloke wasnt he? Yeah he was. Ohh look what about this for you Cam? You can be a queen! 11 laughed as he said this remembering Queen Elizabeth. Doctor thats gorgeous! Yes it is! Ohh mustnt forget the tiara! Do be careful with it! It is worth a lot! Doctor are these real diamonds? Certainly! Only the best for my friends! Now Jack we have you left. Anything catch your fancy? Well I saw this robot suit. Ahh that! Well that is no ordinary robot costume! Cyberman. 10 said. Yes as my younger self said that is indeed Cyberman armor. 10 flinched at the thought of the Cybermen. 11 knew he would meet them again soon. Although he couldnt tell him of course. Dont worry Doctor its safe. You called me Doctor! Well what else am I supposed to call you Bob? Nah I dont like Bob. Im the Doctor. No Im the Doctor! Oi shut it! Youre both The Doctor! Ok anyway Jack would you like to be the Cyberman?

Sure. What exactly do I have to do to be a Cyberman? Just say you will be Deleted and pretend to hate humans. Oh it would also help if you hated me. 10 said. Why would I hate you? Im the Doctor. The Cybermen are my sworn enemies. Both said at the same time. Stop it! Amy told them. Are we doing it again? Sorry. Ugh you did it again! Amy yelled. Alright. So what shall we do now? I think we should all go home and meet up again before the party. That sounds good Doctor. Oh did you want me to sonic you now or later? Well I think later would be fine me. Thanks for reminding me! How about we make a plan where to meet before the party? Are you taking us? Booth asked. Of course! Unless you want to spend money and go in an airplane. Trust me The TARDIS is faster! We can get there in 5 minutes. 10 said. We can meet at my place. Sweets told everyone. Ahh perfect Sweets. Now what do we do in the meantime? We still have two days till the party. Ohh lets have banana daiquiris! 10 told his older self. Alright. Wait I promised Sweets I wouldnt drink. Oi come on me! Just a few! Sweets its Doctors orders! Which one? This one Sweets! Wow there are way too many Doctors on this TARDIS! Pond as long as they are not all me then that is fine! Alright fine! Have a drink! Thanks Sweets! Now who else wants a drink? Everyone decided to have a drink except Angela of course, even Sweets. Doctor just dont get drunk. Amy warned him. Pond are you talking to me or the other me? You and well both of you! Ahh right. I wont Pond. I promise! Hours later everyone (except Angela) was drunk on the TARDIS; even Amy. Pond why dont we go to bed? I need you love! Doctor shut up! Youre drunk! Amy slurred at him. Amy where is Charlotte? Shes asleep and has been for hours. Oh right. So how about we go to sleep too? He raised his almost not there eyebrows at her. You do know there are still people here right? Amy told him as she lost balance. Whoa Pond! I think you need to lie down! Are you alright Amy? 10 asked. Oh Im fine thanks. No youre not Pond. Doctor Im alright really!

No Im taking you to bed! He picked her up and was going to carry her to their bed. Doctor! Let me go! Amy bit his shoulder. OW! Both Doctors yelled. Pond what the hell! He put her down and hit her in the face. Amy had seen it coming. Even thru her drunkenness. She saw the rage in his eyes. She wasnt fast enough to duck his blow. Dont you ever do that again! 10 saw it too the flash in his eyes. Then a second later it was gone. Amy stumbled to the bedroom. Oh Pond! What have I done? The whole room was quiet. I cant believe I just did that. Pond Im sorry! He yelled to her. The two Doctors were no longer drunk. Everyone else still was and they were in shock over what they had just witnessed. Pond can I come in? Yeah Doctor. Amy. My precious Amy! What is wrong with me? This is why I didnt want him to drink! Sweets said. Its my fault. I should have never suggested drinking. Doctor whats wrong with you? Him? You? Angela questioned the 10th Time Lord. Whatever it is isnt human. I saw it in my eyes and so did Amy. Im being possessed. Unfortunately it only comes out when Im drunk. Ill have to take myself in the medical bay and examine me. Doctor why does this keep happening? Im not sure Pond. I just know that I need help! Thank God Im here to help me! Do you love me Raggedy? Of course I do! Youre my girl who waited! And youre My Doctor! Will you make love to me? Now Pond! There are people outside! So! You said the walls were soundproof! Thats true love but well youre drunk! And? I think if I make love to you I will get sober fast. Well we could have a quickie. Ohhh yes please Doctor! I thought you would be mad at me right now. I should be but Im not. I know its not you love. Pond? Yeah? I love you! The Doctor grabbed her and kissed her furiously. He could taste the alcohol on her breathe but he didnt care. Mmm Raggedy! I need you! I need you too Pond. The Doctor took off Amys knickers and let her ride him. OOOH POOONNDDD! MMMM DOOCTTOORR!

Outside the other occupants were getting worried. What do you think their doing in there? Jack asked. Really Hodgins? What do you think they are doing? Oh come on with us right outside! Jack exclaimed. No I wouldnt do that. Not with people right outside. I wouldnt! Doctor it seems that you have changed a lot from when you were this you and the you that you are now. Sweets Im not even drunk anymore and I still have no idea what you said! I thought I was the one who always said confusing things! Wait a minute how come you arent drunk anymore? Booth asked 10. Hello? Time Lord! Oh yeah. Im going to check on me! 10 said. 11 had locked the door with his Sonic. Doctor Im sure youve sonicked the door! Sweets again I say hello? He pulled out his blue sonic. Right. I forgot about that. 10 sonicked the door and ran in. Ok what the hell is going on in He stopped short when he saw Amy on top of his older incarnation. AHHHH!!! All 3 people screamed. Doctor get out! Amy was trying to cover herself. Oi me! What the fuck! Stop standing there with my mouth hanging open and get the hell out of your room! I.. Im sorry! Damn Amys hot! He thought. The 10th Doctor ran out of the room running his hands thru his hair. Booth you were right! Told ya! Booth laughed. Pond are you ready to go again? Oh yeah! Wait does that mean 10 got a hard on right now when we were making love? Nah it doesnt always work all the time. But he will have one now after seeing you naked! I cant believe he saw me! Relax Pond! Its just me! The two started making love again. Oh crap! 10 said. What? Sweets said. Nothing! Ill be back! The group had noticed though especially the women. Doctor do you need help with that? All 3 women said. No Im fine thank you! He ran to the bathroom. Hey! Ange! What? Hello Im only your husband over here! Sorry. The Doctor is just so Wow! I find him very sexually appealing. Dr. Brennan said.

Bones is that your way of saying you want to sleep with the Doctor? Well yes. Oh Bones not you too! What Booth? He is very arousing! Booth was starting to get jealous. Bones just just shut up alright? Dr. Brennan is just stating her opinion Booth which I happen to share. The Doctor is rather attractive. Yeah I guess he is if you like skinny guys! If he is an alien why does he have a British accent? The 10th Doctor walked back in and heard Booth. Simple Booth. I had to blend in somehow. I couldnt just come to Earth and speak in Gallifreyan now could I? I guess not. So is your older self done with Amy yet? I dont know. I should have felt when they finished. Let me go look. Everyone made a disgusted look at the Doctor. Doctor why dont you knock this time? Yes Booth I will. The Doctor knocked on his future selfs door. Yeah? 11 said. Oi its me. Can I come in? Hold on. Were not dressed yet. Alright. The Doctor and Amy got dressed. He noticed her bruise where he had hit her. Pond I am so sorry! I dont know what the fuck is wrong with me! Shh Doctor. We will find out. I promise! Pond you can not go to Susans party like that. Im embarrassed enough that Sweets, myself, and Sweets friends saw me hitting you. Well cant we use the nanogenes again Doctor? Ahh yes Pond. Good idea. Lets wait till everyone leaves though. Ok. 10 knocked again. Oi can I come in now? Yeah come on in me! Are you two ok in here? Oh yeah. Pond and I made up. Several times in fact. Ok. I dont need details! The Doctors and Amy walked out of the room. So you lot what are we going to do? Shall I take you home or are you spending the night or what? Ugh Im too hung over to drive! Booth groaned. Doctor where would we sleep? Cam asked. Well in the TARDISES many bedrooms of course Cam. My head hurts too much to even think of moving. Ill stay here. Dr. Brennan said. What about our cars we left them at the restaurant. Angela mentioned.

Ahh. I can take care of that. They are right down the block I can just put a cloaking device over them so they become invisible to the public. Tomorrow when you wake up you can go get them. Can you really do that Doctor? Of course Jack! I can do lots of things! Go anywhere; defeat any monster, save the Universe! Wow Doctor you sure are impressive! Thanks Angela! The two Doctors grinned at her. I think Ill go back to my TARDIS. What? Why? Here you wont sleep alone. 10 raised a brow. I didnt mean it like that! You know what I meant! Yes I know. But technically I shouldnt even be here. So? I shouldnt have met my 1st, 2nd, and 3rd selves when I was my 5th self either but it happened! Yeah. I remember. Well.. Oh come on! Ok Ill stay! Fabulous! So I say its time we went to bed everyone! Look at Booth he is already snoring! Bones nudged Booth. Booth Booth! Wake up! Huh? What where am I? Bones? Yes its me! Come on lets go to bed! What? Bones really? Oh not like that! Lets go find a room! Bones you want to share a room with me? Yeah Booth. Why not? Alright. Ahh wonderful! Ill find you two a room! The Doctor led them to a room and when he opened the door the TARDIS started playing Hot Blooded. Oh ha ha very funny! Booth yelled as he covered his ears. Does this song have significance to you Booth? The Doctor yelled over the music. Its our song! Bones yelled. You two have a song? Ohh. I see! Yeah. We jam to it all the time! Right Bones? Yes Booth we do! The Doctor could tell the music was bothering the two and the other occupants that had hang overs. Ok! Alright! Knock it off! He yelled at his ship. The TARDIS stopped playing Booth and Bones song. Thank you! Now you two will find pajamas in the closet. Have a good sleep. Good night. The Doctor left and popped back in. Oh and if you two want to engage in well any activity the TARDIS has soundproof walls! Goodnight! He winked at them.

Good night Doctor! They called to him. So Bones what do ya say? Booth shut up and go to sleep! Yeah. Alright. Goodnight Roxie! Bones laughed as he called her by the name she had once used for an undercover case. Night Tony. She whispered in his ear in her Roxie voice. Doctor why was the TARDIS playing Hot Blooded? Well apparently it is Booth and Dr. Brennans song Angela. Oh yeah. How could I forget that? They are so meant to be! I agree Angela. Ahh to be young and in love! Ill settle for being young again! 10 laughed. See that right there is why you couldnt tell Rose you loved her! God I was so stubborn when I was you! Actually you were Rude and Not Ginger! Apparently you still are! Yeah so Ive been told. Well Rose is happy now and you well you turn into me so it all ends well! I suppose. I think Ill go to bed now. Good night everyone. Night Doctor! Everyone said. Oi me! Come here. Yeah? Sorry about that Rose thing. It was uncalled for. Its alright. I realize now I should have told her. She already knew but still I know she wanted to hear it. Yeah she did. She clocked me one because I told Pond I love her. Hell Im not even you anymore and she still fancies me! Dont forget Martha and Sarah. Oh yeah. I never did call Martha back. Ill call her tomorrow. Night me! Sleep well! Good night me! See ya in the morning. Now Jack and Angela lets find you two a room. He led them to a gorgeous room filled with roses all over. Ahh the TARDIS senses the love between you two! Pajamas are in the closet. If you need anything else call or let the TARDIS know. She is good at that sort of thing. Thanks Doctor. Goodnight. Youre welcome Angela. Goodnight dear. Doctor your ship is incredible! Thanks for letting us spend the night! No problem Jack. Now rest. We can chat more in the morning. Night! Who is left to get a room? Ahh yes Cam! What sort of room would you like love? I was sort of hoping to share the Doctors room. 11 laughed. Sorry Cam. My 10th self would rather have a room to himself Im afraid. Oh I see. Thats alright. What sort of rooms do you have? Any room! The TARDIS can create you any room you like! Ive always wanted a room with a heart shaped bed and a big vanity! Perfect! Come along! The Doctor looked at his ship knowing she had heard the request. Here we are! I hope you enjoy it! Cam walked in and saw the gorgeous heart bed and a huge vanity.

Doctor its amazing! Yes it is! Now get some rest! Ill see you in the morning. Good night Cam. Good night Doctor. Well Sweets it was an interesting sort of day today. Ill say. I better get to bed. Pond and I will be going to bed also. Come along Pond. Good night Doctor, Amy. Night Sweets. The couple said. Once they made sure everyone was asleep The Doctor and Amy went to the medical bay. I love those nanogenes! Amy said. Shh! Lets go back to bed! The two climbed into bed and fell asleep; Amy with her head on the Doctors chest. Around 2 AM Charlotte woke up and started crying. Doctor go get her. Why me Pond? Because shes your baby. Shes your baby too! Yeah well I carried her for months! I would have gladly done that Pond but that is impossible! Oh just go! Fine! The Doctor went to get Charlotte and found his 10th self was already taking care of her. Oh I didnt know you were taking care of her. I hope you dont mind. I heard her cry and came to see if she was ok. She just needed a nappie, a bottle, and her Daddy. Nah thats fine. She loves you, me ya know. The Doctor went and stroked his daughters cheek. Charlotte cooed at the Daddy that she looked like. She looks so much like me. Well you. Yeah I know. I wonder if she will be stubborn like her mother. Oh Amy is stubborn? She can be. Which is why she sometimes makes me so cross! She just doesnt listen! Do they ever? This is different though I mean I love her! She isnt just a companion! I love her like well like I loved Rose when I was you. Right. I know you do. We just have to figure out why I am now being an abusive bastard! I figured after the party we would do that. I dont want to ruin everyones Halloween. True after the party then. You think Susan will have Jelly Babies? Im sure she will. She knows they are my favorite. Oh also Jammie Dodgers! Yeah. Oh look she fell asleep again. Both Doctors kissed their little girl and went back to bed. Ill see ya in the morning me. Right Im sure Pond is waiting for me. Night. The Doctors departed with each other. Doctor what took you so long? Is the baby alright?

Shes fine Pond. I walked in to find myself already taking care of her. What? Oh. Well thats nice of him. Yeah he loves that little girl Pond. Just as much as we do. I guess he does. Doctor how does he die? Amy please that is a rather difficult subject for me to discuss. Sorry. Lets go back to sleep love. Yes Pond. Night love. Good night Raggedy. The two fell asleep once again. The Doctor dreamt again of his wedding to Amy. Doctor wake up! Pond what is it? I was having such a wonderful dream! Doctor its 9 o clock get up! Ugh ok! Where is Charlotte? 10 has her. I cant believe what a good daddy he is! Well what do you expect Pond? He is me! True. So what are we going to do today love? I dont know take Sweets home and go goof off in space? What about everyone else? Oh yeah we shall take them home too. Then we come back and pick them up for the party? Sure Pond. They havent seen the TARDIS in motion yet! Doctor Im going to go wash and see if everyone is awake. Alright Pond. Wake me up in 5 minutes. Ok love. Amy went to wash up and came back to wake the Doctor. Baby wake up. Oi Raggedy! Doctor! The Doctor was snoring away. Amy decided to tickle him AHHH! Pond quit it! Well you wouldnt wake up! Ok Im up! He ran to the bathroom. 10 had put Charlotte in her carrier and taken her to the kitchen. The other TARDIS occupants were up and about. Sweets and Booth were cooking breakfast. Good morning you all. Morning Doctor. A chorus of people said. Oi whos tickling me? he laughed. No one is tickling you Doctor. Angela told him. Oh it must be my other self getting tickled then. The Doctor and Amy came out of the bedroom. Oi were you just getting tickled me? Yeah Pond was trying to wake me up. Oh you are making breakfast? Thats nice of you! Its the least we could do Doctor for letting us stay here. Would you like some bacon Doctor? Bacon! Booth are you trying to poison me? I forgot to tell you the Doctor doesnt like bacon. Sweets said.

Oh. Sorry Doctor. I didnt realize. Its perfectly alright. Ill just eat everything else. Did you make Fish Custard as well? Fish what? Fish Custard Booth. The Doctor is obsessed with it! Oi Pond I am not! Well maybe a little bit. I cant believe I eat Fish Custard now! 10 exclaimed. Oh youll get used to it. 11 sat down with his plate to eat. Yeah. I hate when everything changes. Hair, Eyes, Voice, Food Tastes. The thing that stays the same is your love and compassion Doctor. Aww thanks Pond! Oh remember when that Dalek said I was too compassionate and asked me for mercy? Oh yeah that was insane! What a Dalek asked me for mercy? Wow! What did I do? Ummm Spoilers? Not that again! Just tell me! Fine! It was the Supreme Dalek. He said I had too much compassion to kill him. He asked me for mercy and I killed him! It was fabulous! He grinned at his younger self. Oh wow! I never thought I would do that. Are you kidding? Ive fought them constantly since I was my 1st self! I am just so tired of fighting them! I know what ya mean. Why do they always survive? Its all Davros fault. If he hadnt lived then they would have never been created! True. Maybe we could go back in time and prevent Davros from ever being created. 11 looked at 10 with a confused look on his face. Oi quit looking at yourself like that! Its freaking me out! Sorry that was just a weird thing to say. Even for me! Oh shut up! Doctors can you please stop fighting? Sorry. The squints and Booth were watching the interaction between the two. What? The two said as they saw everyone staring at them. Is he always like that? Booth asked Amy. When his younger self is around yeah. He gets rather tetchy. OI! Well its true Doctor! 11 looked at his 10th self. Yeah I suppose it is Pond. I cant help it. Some things just upset me. 10 said. Yes I know! I remember. You should never meet yourself. Too late. I have already met myself many times before. You know that. Yes this is true. Although it is always interesting to meet myself. Tell me about it! Why you were there? Oh shut up! 11 laughed. Doctor Im getting confused! Booth said.

Booth I think all of us are getting confused. 10 said. So is this how it is in your head all the time Doctor? Yes Pond. Both Doctors said. Amy glared at 10. Only the Doctor can call me Pond! I am the Doctor! Damn! Ok fine. Only the Doctor that wears a bow tie, fez, and Stetson then! 10 looked at his 11th self. Stetsons are cool! 11 told his younger self. If you say so me. Well you lot what are we going to do now? I say we let everyone go home for a bit and then come back in (The Doctor looked at his watch) two days. Why two days Doctor? Well Sweets because in two days is the Halloween party. Oh yeah. I almost forgot. I just got a call. Dead Body. We gotta go. Booth told the squints. Doctor thanks for letting us spend the night. No problem Cam! Any time! I wish I had time to take a shower! Angela said. You can use the shower in your room Angela. Thanks Doctor but we should really go. Suit yourselves. I was just thinking you lot would rather shower and change first. I already showered but I wish I had a new pair of clothes! Booth said. Booth did you check the closet in your room?11 queried. No. Why? Well it has new clothes for you. If you ask her nicely. 10 told him. Really? Everyone asked. Of course! Go check your closets everyone! 11 rushed them off. Booths phone rang again. Booth. The Doctors, Sweets, and Amy heard him say. Yeah we will be there shortly. Where am I? Well you wouldnt believe me if I told you. Doctor wont they be late if they shower and change? Amy asked. Pond if you were them wouldnt you rather be clean when you go to work? True. Ohh stuff is so wibbly wobbly timey wimey in here! 10 ran his fingers thru his hair as he said this. Isnt it me? Doctor what are you talking about? The wibbly wobbly timey wimeyness of the TARDIS Pond. Oh. Right. Charlotte started to cry for her Mummy just then. Aww what is wrong with my sweetheart? Come here love. Mummy Im hungry. Shes hungry. Both Doctors said. Oh. I wish you two would stop doing that!

Sorry. Ugh. Come along Charlotte. What did we do? 11 asked. We keep talking at the same time apparently. Oh yeah. Oops. Booth and the Squints were finally ready. God Im gonna get fired! We should have been there already! Booth calm down! We will get there if we leave now! Well come on Bones! Lets go! Allons-y! 10 said. Huh? Angela asked. It means Lets Go in French. Oh. Come on Jack! Doctor thanks again for letting us stay! I guess we will see you soon! Oh definitely! At the Party Booth. Oh did everyone take their costumes or would you rather change here? I guess we could change here. Yeah Bones lets do that,. Come on guys we gotta go! The Doctor and Amy said bye to their new friends. Doctor thanks! It was great to stay here! Sweets where are you going? You dont work here anymore. 11 said. Oh yeah. I forgot. The 5 people ran out of the TARDIS and went to their cars. Ok you lot what do you want to do now? Well I should get back to my time period. Ill see you lot at the party yeah? Alright me if you insist. Ill walk you out. Goodbye Doctor. See ya in two days! Pond Im not going anywhere! Oh right you were talking to this me over here. Amy rolled her eyes at HER DOCTOR. Ill see you in two days Amy. Yeah Doctor see ya then! Amy hugged him tight. Sweets it was good to see you again. Yes Doctor it was a pleasure! See ya at the party! Well me I suppose we have to part again. For two days! Thats nothing in our life! I know right? The two hugged and 11 walked his younger self out. Just be careful me! Please what sort of trouble could I get into in two days? Come on this is me youre talking about! You! Us! The Doctor. I mean our name practically screams Trouble! Oh yeah that is true. Ill be careful I promise! Right then. See ya soon. Yes. Allons-y! The Doctor left his younger self and walked back into the TARDIS. Doctor are you alright love?

Hmmm? Oh yeah. Im fine Pond. Doctor what is it? What Sweets? You just seem distracted. Oh well its 2010 October. Yes and? Dont you see Sweets? (The Doctor pointed for emphasis as he spoke the next words.) That me that just walked out the door is not supposed to exist! I mean I am not him anymore! That version of me died! Hes gone and shouldnt exist in this time period! I died on January 1st, 2010! I know it is coming soon for me, him and there is nothing I can do to stop it! The Doctor was breathing hard and crying. Oh Raggedy! Come here love! Shhh!!! Amy consoled him. Doctor havent you met your former selves before? Yes of course I have. It was different then. I was younger and my planet was still here and my people were not gone! Oh my poor baby! Itll be ok! I mean isnt it good that you regenerated? If you hadnt you wouldnt have met me! Yes that is true Pond! I am glad I met you! No matter how long it took! Yeah 12 years! Oi shut it! The Doctor tickled Amy and they both fell on the floor laughing. Doctor! Get off youre heavy! Sorry Pond. The Doctor jumped up and pulled Amy up with him. So you lot back to New York? I suppose so. I think I took a few days extra off of work than I was supposed to. Oops sorry Sweets. Well just tell your boss you were with me! Whats so special about you? The Doctor laughed at this. Amy rolled her eyes. As much as she loved the Doctor she knew he sometimes had an ego. Especially when people asked him that question. HA! Sweets whats special about me? Well where do I start? Blimey loads of things! One Im an expert in all things alien! Two Im The Doctor! Oh wait that should be one! Ok let me start over! One, Im The Doctor! Two, Im an expert in all things alien! Three Im the Defender of the Universe! UNIT still has me down as their scientific advisor since I never officially resigned! Is that it Doctor? I thought you would have listed more special things about you! Well Pond I dont want to keep us here forever now do I? Oh no of course not baby! Pond stop making fun of me! Im not love! Lets go back to New York then. Right. I need to talk with Martha. Oh yeah. How many days has it been since she called? When did we fight those Daleks? Doctor that was ages ago! Really? It doesnt feel that long ago! He shrugged. Wibbly Wobbly Timey Wimey. Charlotte started crying again.

Ill get her Doctor. Alright off we go! GERONIMO!!! The TARDIS jerked everyone about. Whoa! Daddys driving a bit rough isnt he? Oi dont blame me Pond! Its the TARDIS! Damn can you always hear everything I say? Of course! How I wish you were human sometimes! I told you Pond Im never doing that again! Hurt like hell the last time! Amy laughed at her crazy Time Lord. What? Nothing Doctor. The TARDIS landed right outside of UNIT. Sweets looks like it is a gorgeous day! Come along I have to find Dr. Jones! Doctor hold on I have to get the baby ready. Right Ill help you Pond! Sweets go ahead and find Martha for me. Sure Doctor. Thanks! The Doctor and Amy went to collect all of Charlottes belongings. Meanwhile Sweets had found Martha. Sweets everyone was wondering where you were! We needed you this weekend! Where the hell where you? Sorry Martha. I was with The Doctor. What? Ive been waiting for him to call me back! Where is he? Outside getting the baby ready. Martha ran outside to see the bluest blue box ever in front of the UNIT building. She was about to knock when the door opened. AHHH!!! The Doctor and Martha screamed. Doctor! Martha! You scared me! Well you did as well Martha! I almost regenerated! Sorry. Lets go inside. I need to talk with you! Right. Come along Ponds! Hey Amy. Hi Martha. The four went inside to Marthas office. Now Doctor it seems you have been avoiding me! Me? What! No! Ive been busy Martha! Im sure Amy told you I was fighting Daleks! Yes and she also told me youve been hitting her! WHAT? POND! Im sorry! I was scared! I had to tell someone! Martha my behavior towards Amy is the reason Sweets was with us. He is helping me and we hope to resolve the issue soon. Amy and my 10th self believe I am possessed. I only happen to hurt her when I am drunk; well except for that time I choked her. Amy twitched nervously at the memory.

You What! Martha look I am getting the help I need. What about you? Well Doctor I talked to my lawyers and they said we need you to prove that we never had an affair. Apparently Mickeys lawyers have come up with a video of us having sex! WHAT!! THATS INSANE!! Oh I know! So here is what we do talk to my lawyers and tell them your side of it. Just ya know dont make me sound obsessed with you or anything! Right that shouldnt be hard! Doctor I need you to take this seriously! I am Martha! You do know what you are asking me though right? Of course to tell the court Im not in love with you and we never had an affair! The Doctor and Amy chuckled. Ok half of that is correct! What do you mean half? The Doctor looked Martha in the eye. Martha you know as well as I do that you are still very much in love with me! You have told me countless times and it will be impossible for me to lie in court! Fine so Im still in love with you! Cant you just say that Im not? Doctor that is rule one! Your favorite! Pond you are not helping right now shut it! Sorry. Whats rule one? Martha asked. The Doctor lies! Amy said. Pond I cant lie in court! I just cant! If they stand there and ask me if Martha is in love with me I will have to say yes! Well even if you tell them the truth Doctor we still know that the sex tape is fake! How do we disprove that? Ahh thats an easy one! Psychic Paper Martha! Are you serious? Course! Martha the psychic paper has gotten me out of many predicaments before. Why should this be any different? Alright if you think it will work. Trust me, Im The Doctor. Martha grinned at him and hugged him. Ahh Martha Jones! So I suppose Pond and I should go. Go? You just got here! Yes but we had a rather long few days. We need a rest. Besides we will see you at Susans Halloween party. Right. Will you be there? What? I just said Oh yeah I will. The Doctor knew Martha meant his 10th self. He didnt know if it was a good idea to have Martha in the same place as him. Well if youre going I will definitely be there! Martha grinned at the Doctor. Yeah course Ill be there. I just saw my last self a while ago actually. Really? We were hanging out. It was good to see me again before I go. Oh. Do you go soon Doctor?

The Doctor ran his fingers thru his hair. Yeah Martha. I do go pretty soon. He had tears is his eyes now. Doctor I didnt mean to make you cry. Its alright Martha. Ill be fine. Now what else do I need to help you with? Well I suppose we could wait until after the party. I dont want to dampen the party with divorce talk. Right. The Doctor turned to Amy then. Pond shall we? I guess Doctor. Martha see ya at the party ya? Of course! What are you going as Amy? Im going to be a French Maid. Wow! Nice! What are you going to be Martha? Oh I decided to be a fairy. A fairy Martha. Do you have your costume already? Oh yes Doctor. I picked it up at the shop. Cant wait to see it! Well we really should go now. Come along Ponds. Bye Doctor. See you in two days Dr. Jones! The Doctor hugged Martha again. Mickey Smith chose that exact moment to walk in and talk to Martha. Hey Martha. I. He saw Martha wrapped in The Doctors arms. Oh Mickey hey. Ahh Mickey Smith! How are you? Im ok Doctor considering. Yes Martha tells me your lawyers cooked up a sex tape between us. Come on Mickey you know no one will believe it! Mickey shrugged. Its worth a shot. Do you really want to hurt her that badly Mickey? She loves you! HA! She never loved me! It was always about you Doctor and you know it! Oh come now Mickey! Martha did love you! Everyone looked at Martha. She felt her cheeks get red. Martha you did love Mickey didnt you? Well I knew it! She never did! Just like Rose didnt after she met you! Face it Doctor no normal man has a chance after their girl meets you! Oh thats not true! Not everyone fancies me! Yes they do Doctor! How many times do we have to tell you? Look at Sarah Jane! Hell even Rose was jealous because you love me! Amy screamed at him. Ok well what about Donna Noble? She never loved me! Donna might just be the only woman on Planet Earth that doesnt fancy you then! Exactly Pond! So now we should really go! Mickey good to see you. The Doctor grabbed Amys hand and Charlotte in her carrier with the other. Doctor are you leaving so soon?

Yeah sorry Sweets we gotta go! See ya in two days. Alright see ya then, bye. The Doctor rushed Amy outside and got into the TARDIS. Doctor did Martha just admit that she never loved Mickey? It looks that way Pond. Come along lets get some rest. Alright where are we going to go? Oh just float in space Pond. That sounds nice love. Ready? Yeah. The Doctor sent the TARDIS into deep space. GERONIMO! They floated in deep space and relaxed. Doctor you saw it too. The two were lying in their bed and Charlotte was asleep in her crib. What? I saw what Pond? Whatever it is thats wrong with you. When you lashed out at me in front of everyone. Your 10th self said he saw the flash too just like I did. Really? I (He) didnt tell me that he saw it. What did he say about it? He said you were possessed. What I cant figure out is why I dont know what it is. I mean this version of me. I am older and have all his memories. Why dont I know? I am wiser! Doctor what ever it is I bet it is clouding your judgment. Therefore you cant figure out what it is. Obviously Pond. You think I want to hurt you? Its this thing in me! I know it is love! Im sorry! I will stay with you until you get better! Pond I told your father I would protect you! Now look at me! Im the one causing you pain! Maybe you should go home. What? Doctor no! I wont leave you! Pond what if I cant help myself figure out what is wrong with me? I cant keep hurting you like this! Doctor look once you get together with yourself and he checks you out I am sure you will find out what it is! I mean one of you is a genius and when there are two of you then there is twice as many Doctor brains! What? Im trying to say the two of you together should be able to figure it out because you are twice as smart. Oh I see. I suppose that is true Pond. Lets rest its been a long day. Yes it has love. Good night Raggedy. Good night Pond. I love you. I love you too sweetheart! Doctor the baby is crying. Amy said into her pillow. My 10th self will get her. Youre not here! Oh yeah. Damn! The Doctor got up to attend to Charlotte. Charlotte what is it love? The Doctor said with his eyes half closed.

Daddy I had a bad dream! About a blonde man! The Doctors eyes shot open at this point. What blonde man sweetheart? He said his name was The Master. What! Its ok Daddys here. The Doctor rocked his child back to sleep. He then raced back to tell Amy what had happened. Pond! Pond! What? Its 4 AM! I have to tell you something! This is impossible! Oh I have to text myself! Alright Im up! What do you have to tell me Raggedy? Charlotte she..she She what? The Doctor was startled by the news and couldnt say the words for a few minutes. Doctor what? She dreamt about the Master! Our baby dreamt about an evil Time Lord? Yes! I. Oh I hope it isnt a prophecy dream! Doctor how could she have a prophecy dream she is a tiny baby! Pond she isnt just any baby! She is MY Baby! Well shes my baby too and I say it was just a dream! Amy think about it! How could our baby have a dream about a man she has never even met or heard of? Yeah that is kind of creepy. Yet again it was just a dream. Right. Just a dream Doctor. Now just go back to sleep and worry about it later. Doctor youre talking to yourself again. Hmm? Oh sorry Pond. Lets go back to sleep love. You told me the Master died! Yeah he did. This time it took. What do you mean this time it took? Well when I was my 7th self I was taking the Masters ashes back to Gallifrey and he somehow managed to bring himself back to life. I got shot that day and died. Thats when I became my 8th self. Oh Doctor! Im sorry! Its alright Pond. See still alive? That dream just spooked me. Just try not to think about it love. Lets go back to sleep. Yeah easy for you to say! Good night Pond. Night love! The two fell asleep once more. Amy woke up because she heard the baby crying. What is it Charlotte? Mummy I had a scary dream again. Shhh. Its alright love. Mummy will change your nappie. Amy changed Charlotte and picked her up to go wake up Daddy. Lets go wake up Daddy. Its 10 o clock time for him to get up. Doctor! Oi Raggedy!

What Pond? Wake up! Charlotte wants you! The Doctor turned around and looked at his fianc and baby. Oh Charlotte do you want Daddy? Yes Daddy! I had a bad dream again! Sweetheart Im so sorry! Come here. Doctor what did she say? Amy asked as she handed their baby to him. She had a bad dream again Pond. Awww. Im sorry love! Amy kissed Charlotte atop her head. Daddy Im hungry! Charlotte is hungry Pond. Can you make me a bottle? Sure Doctor. Amy made a bottle for her baby girl. Here ya go Doctor. Thanks love. The Doctor fed his little Time Lady. She then fell asleep again in her fathers arms. Doctor what are we going to do today? What would you like to do Pond? I dont know. I guess just stay in today. Can we do that love? Of course Pond! Ill go make breakfast Doctor. Amy come here. Yeah? You know I love you right? Course love! Why do you ask? Im just making sure you know how much I care about you Amy. Doctor I know you love me. Stop calling me Amy. Why? First I cant call you Amelia and now Amy? Sorry I guess Im just used to you calling me Pond. Ahh I see. Well I will call you Amy more often. Ok but I still like Pond. Alright Pond. Shall we go make breakfast now? Yeah love. Lets go. The Doctor and Amy went to make breakfast. Pond how about some oatmeal? Sounds good Doctor. What else shall we have? How about eggs and toast Pond? Sounds fabulous Doctor! You make the eggs and toast and Ill make the oatmeal love. Sure! Shall we eat in bed or at the table Pond? The tables fine Doctor. 10 texted just then. OI ME! WHATS UP! JUST HAVING BREAKFAST WITH POND. WHAT AM I UP TOO?

OH JUST HERE BORED! I CANT WAIT TO GO TO THE PARTY! I KNOW IT SHOULD BE A FUN TIME! RIGHT? ILL LET U GO! TTYL! LATER! Who was that Doctor? Oh just me Pond. Apparently Im bored. Awww Poor Doctor. Im sure Ill be alright Pond. I hope so Doctor. How about we go shower love? The Doctor raised a brow at Amy. Together? Of course why not? Well we have to take care of the baby Doctor. The TARDIS will make sure she is alright Pond. Doctor are you sure? Pond shell be fine. We need to get clean. The Doctors voice was husky as he said these last words. Amy tried to remember the last time they had made love. Oh yeah it had been when The Doctor walked in on them. Well Pond? Ok but it has to be quick! The Doctor picked Amy up and ran to the bathroom. Come along Pond! He started ripping off his own clothes and Amy took off hers. The Doctor started kissing Amy frantically. Ohh Doctor! Yeah Pond? I need you love! Mmmm Pond those were my thoughts exactly. Doctor I want you! Ready Pond? HMMMM! Ill take that as a yes! The Doctor slid himself into Amys core. UGHH! OHHH DOOOCCTOORRR! OHHHH BABBBYYY!!! RAAAAGGGEEEDDYYY! MMMMM POOOONNNDDD! DOCTOR FASTER! The Doctor thrust himself as far and fast as he could into Amy. OHHH! They both moaned. Amy felt The Doctor cum into her and he felt her. Oh wow! That was amazing! Thanks Pond! You were pretty awesome yourself! The Doctor grinned at her. Come on Doctor we have to check on Charlotte. Cant we wash our hair first?

Ok. The Doctor washed Amy and she washed him. They emerged from the shower fresh and clean with their sexual urges satisfied for the time being anyway. Amy got dressed and went to check on Charlotte. She was asleep in her crib; safe and sound. The TARDIS told The Doctor that she had slept and was fine while they were enjoying their time together. Thanks old gal! Doctor Charlotte is fine. I told you she would be Pond. Now Ill get dressed and then we can watch a movie. Which one shall we watch? Doctor how about we watch Eragon. Oh I love that movie Pond! I used to own a dragon! Really? It was a while ago Pond. Unfortunately it grew too big and the TARDIS complained that it kept breathing fire and almost burned her down. Oh. Well what did you do with it? I set her free on a nice planet. Wow I learn something new about you everyday Doctor! Naturally Pond Im 907! There is a lot to learn about me! I in turn learn more and more about you as well as each day passes. Oh Doctor I love you! I love you too Pond! So much! So shall I put the movie in? Yeah Pond. Ill go get snacks. Ok Doctor. The Doctor left to get snacks and drinks. Amy thought back to the time when she couldnt be without him and she would get scared if she was alone in the room. That wasnt that long ago. She said aloud to herself. She thought of what had happened since then. Amy realized that Sweets had helped her. Now she had to help The Doctor. Her Doctor, Her Best Friend, Her Lover, The Father of her Baby. The Doctor was everything to Amy and she couldnt wait to be Mrs. Doctor. She thought back to when she met River Song and teased the Doctor Is she Mrs. Doctor? Oh My God I love him so much! Amy started crying as she said this. Who do you love Pond? Whats wrong? Why are you crying? I love you Doctor. I was just thinking about when I used to have my nightmares and how Sweets helped me. I need to help you Doctor. I dont want to lose you. Shhh Pond. Raggedys here. You wont ever lose me love. Now lets calm down watch the movie and have some snacks. I made your favorite popcorn! Cheddar Cheese? Yeah see? The Doctor held out a bowl of Cheddar Cheese popcorn. Doctor you know me to well! That I do Pond. Now you sit next to me. Amy sat next to her Raggedy and they watched the trailers. How old is this movie again love? Its from 2006 I believe Pond.

Oh. Ahh. I was my 10th self back then. Good times. Doctor how did I get so lucky? It was I who got lucky Pond! Landing in your garden! He grinned at her. Shh. The movies starting. Oh right Sorry. They watched the movie and the Doctor commented on how life was during that time period. He had visited it as his 3rd self. Doctor shhh! I cant hear! Oops! Sorry! Ill be quiet now. They finished the movie without another word from the Doctor. Doctor Ive always loved that movie! As Do I Pond! Should we watch another movie? Can we? Course Pond we can do whatever we want! Alright how about you pick a movie this time? Fabulous! The Doctor thought of which movie he wanted to see. Pond in honor of Halloween how about we see some Michael Myers? Great! I love those movies! Which one? I say we start with the first one Pond. Alright. Doctor could you defeat Michael Myers? Amy, Amy, Amy. How many times do I have to tell you? Im The Doctor! I can defeat anyone! Ok conceited! Shut up Pond! He laughed at her. Well you put the movie in and Im going to get more snacks. Hurry back Pond! Amy ran off to get more snacks and she checked on Charlotte too. Doctor we ran out of Mountain Dew! What?! Thats impossible! The Doctor ran to the TARDIS kitchen. TARDIS can you please give us more Mountain Dew? The TARDIS obliged. Thank you dear! Doctor how did the TARDIS do that? She does everything Pond! Now come along and lets watch some murders! The Doctor and Amy got more Mountain Dew and snacks and sat to watch Halloween part one. Oh Doctor this movie always freaks me out! Its alright Pond your Raggedy is here to keep you safe love! Amy snuggled into The Doctors arms. Ahhh! Amy screamed as the first murder happened on screen. Pond its alright. I know I just hate that first murder! Amy shivered against The Doctor. Shhh Im here love.

The two were silent and then The Doctors phone went off. AHHH! They both screamed. Oh its just me Pond. Hold on. Amy paused the movie while The Doctor answered his phone. Hello me! Whats up? Hi me! I just wanted to see what Im (you) are up to. Oh just watching Halloween with Pond. I love that movie! But of course you know that! Well naturally I would know that. So what are you up too? Ya know just floating around in space. Me too! At least you have someone to talk too! True. I did talk to myself a lot after Donna left. At least I get to meet.. Oh wait never mind. What? Who do I get to meet? Hmm? Oh no one. Spoilers. Damn! I thought I had me this time! 11 laughed at his former self. You cant outsmart yourself! Well I thought I would give it a shot! Sorry mate you know I cant give you details on your future. I already know I turn into you and meet Amy and fall in love! True. But I cant tell you whats about to happen in the future as your 10th self. Yeah. I suppose. Ill talk to you later then. Great. Ill see ya tomorrow. Oh right. I almost forgot about that. How could you forget we just talked about it this morning? Yeah well wibbly wobbly. Oi dont forget timey wimey! That too me. Ill let you go. Im going to go read about how to reverse the polarity of the neutron flow. The neutron flow of what? I dont know. Does it matter? I suppose not. Ill let ya go. I have to finish this movie with Pond. Right. Give my love to Pond. 10 heard a Scottish irritated OI! from Amy. Ill tell her. What time are we meeting to pick up Sweets and his friends? How about 5:30? Alright. Ill text Sweets. Great! Good bye Doctor! See ya later Doctor! The Doctors hung up with each other. Lets finish this movie Pond. Ok Doctor. Im getting sleepy. We can take a nap after we watch the movie Pond. Alright that sounds good Doctor.

The movie finished and Amy feel asleep with her head on the Doctors chest. The Doctor looked down at the gorgeous woman that was his fianc. He also fell asleep next to Amy. All was silent on the TARDIS until the Doctor woke up at 5 pm. He went to the bathroom and lay back down next to Pond. Mmmm. Amy sighed. The Doctor looked at Amy. Pond? Oh Doctor that feels so good! The Doctor realized Amy was still asleep and dreaming. Mmmm Doctor. I love making love to you! The Doctor chuckled at Amy. He texted his 10th self. Ha! Pond is having a sex dream about me! you! Us! Nice! Im bored! Sorry. I thought u were learning how to reverse the polarity of the neutron flow. I already finished the book and now Im bored again. I tried reversing the polarity of the neutron flow of the TARDIS but she didnt like that. R U Insane? You should know she wouldnt like that! I know but being bored causes me to do crazy things! Yes I remember. Of course u would! HA! Hey how about we meet for dinner? That way we can discuss the party and u wont be bored. Sure? Where and When? IDK what do u want to eat? I have to wait till Pond wakes up first. Oh right. How about we eat pasta? Alright sounds fine with me. What century and planet? Earth London 1984? R u kidding? We could run into our 5th self! Oh yeah. Never mind! How about Earth London right now? Ok me. Ill see ya there. Yeah five minutes. The Doctors set their TARDISES in motion. One shouted ALLONS-Y! while the other shouted GERONIMO!! Amy felt the TARDIS in motion. She yawned and rubbed her eyes. Doctor where are we going? She asked as she emerged from the bedroom. We are going to meet me for dinner Pond. Oh thats nice. Oh yes very nice indeed Pond. We shall be there shortly. Where are we going? To London love. Oh ok. What are we going to eat Doctor? We decided to eat Pasta Pond. I love Pasta!

The Doctor landed the TARDIS and told Pond to get Charlotte ready. The 10th Doctor also landed his TARDIS and got out. He was face to face with his 11th self. Oh good now I dont have to call you. Me. HAHA! Wonderful! Wheres Amy? She is getting Charlotte ready of course. Ahh. Right. So I suppose we should decide where to eat. Yeah that would be a good idea me. Amy finally emerged from the TARDIS. Hi Doctor! Hello Pond! Doctor I meant your younger self. Oh right I knew that. Amy good to see you! Doctor you just saw me yesterday! I know but it feels like ages ago! Right so pasta. Allons-y! They found a cute little caf and went in. Hello Im The Doctor. Doctor Who? The hostess asked. HA! 11 laughed. 10 looked at him. Sorry. Just the Doctor and I need a table for 3, well technically 4. Alright. Right this way Doctor. The hostess sat them down and told them a waiter or waitress would be with them shortly. This is a nice place. 10 said looking around. Isnt it? 11 said. Ive never been here before. They said together. Amy rolled her eyes at them. She still thought it was weird when they talked at the same time. Hello Im Marcy and Ill be your waitress this evening. Hello Marcy Im The Doctor. Both Doctors said. She looked at them with a confused expression. Amy kicked 10 under the table. OW! 10 and 11 yelled. What may I get you to drink? Marcy tried to ignore the mens strange behavior. Ill take a tea please. 10 said. Do you have Mountain Dew? 11 asked. Actually we do sir. Perfect! Ill take one please! And for you Ms? Ill take a Mountain Dew too please.

Alright. Ill give you a few minutes to decide on your order. Yes Thank You.11 said. 10 made a face at his older self. I drink Mountain Dew now? Yeah. Blame Pond she got me addicted! The 10th Doctor made a face at Amy. Oi shut up Doctor! They all laughed. I think I want this Fettuccini Alfredo. 11 looked at the menu. Oh I want Chicken Penne! 10 exclaimed. I want Shrimp Scampi. Amy said. The waitress came back with their drinks. Here are your drinks. Are you ready to order? Oh Yes! 10 said. For you sir? Marcy asked 10. I will have Chicken Penne please. That is an excellent choice! And for you sir? She asked the older Doctor. I would like the Fettuccini Alfredo please. Another good choice. For you Ms.? Ill take the Shrimp Scampi please. Alright. Theyll be out soon. Anything else you need? I think we are all right thanks. 10 told her. Ill be back shortly with your food. Thank you dear. 10 said. Dear? 11 asked himself. What shes cute. I wouldnt mind ya know. Amys eyes went wide. Oi youre with me! She told him. What? I am? 10 looked at Amy with wide eyes of his own. Pond! Stop it! Youre with me! I know Doctor. I was just kidding. I could never be with you! Wait, this is confusing. Oh you know! Oi Whats wrong with me? 10 asked. Nothing Doctor. Nothing at all! Amy winked at him. 11 was clearly getting irritated. Pond! he looked at her with his serious face. Calm down Doctor! Im just teasing you! Well I dont like it Pond! 11 told her. 10 and Amy looked at him and saw it. The flash of evil in his eyes. Maybe its not just when Im drunk. 10 thought. The waitress came with their food at that time. Here we are. She noticed the look on The Doctors face. Are you alright sir? Hmm? Oh yes! Im fine thank you. This looks delicious! Ok well if you need anything else just let me know.

Thanks love. 10 winked at her. She smiled at The Doctor and left. Oi quit flirting me! Relax! Boy I have gotten even more cross in my old age! He grinned at his older self. 11 laughed. Actually I think you have! They sat and ate and talked. Charlotte woke up crying. 10 picked her up and soothed her. Thanks me! 11 grinned. Oh of course! She is my little Time Lady after all! God this is fabulous! I told you its Lord Pond. Both Doctors said. Ok that was crazy! Stop it! Yeah dont Pond her! Only I can! 11 stared at his former self. Yeah! Amy glared at 10. Sorry. It just came out. They finished eating and talked mostly about the party the next day. Doctor I cant wait to go to the party! Me neither Pond! 11 beamed. Should I wear a name tag so people will know Im Barty Jr.? Yeah. Otherwise you just look like yourself. Amy told him. Right I will do that then. I cant wait to use my wand! Oi where did you get a wand from? Hello? Time Lord? TARDIS? 11 rolled his eyes at him. Damn why didnt I think of that? You did! 11s green eyes sparkled with laughter. You know what I mean shut it! Doctors! Im just jealous I didnt think of asking the TARDIS for a wand first Pond. Oi stuff it! 10 yelled at him. Oh Ill stuff wait a minute. Doctor! Amy started laughing at him. So anyone want dessert? 11 asked. Amy was still laughing at The Doctor. Pond quit it! Im sorry its just so funny! Im too full for dessert. 10 said. Me too. Amy was still laughing as she said this. Alright Ill pay. 11 looked for his credit card. No I can get it me. Are you sure? Yeah you paid for me the other day. Ok thanks. Sure no problem. 10 took out his wallet and paid the bill.

Are we all set here? Yes Marcy thanks! Marcy took the cash and as she was about to walk off 10 grabbed her wrist. I left a good tip for ya. Call me. He gave her a piece of paper with his number. Thanks! What was it? Doctor. The Doctor kissed her hand and winked at her. He gave her a patented Doctor Grin. Thanks for the great service love. 11 rolled his eyes at his younger self. They left the restaurant and walked back to their TARDISES. Doctor that was hot! Thanks Amy! He kissed her hand. Oi! 11 yelled. Sorry. Amy and 10 said. She wont call. 11 told his younger self. Oi she might! 11 shrugged. So what time are we meeting again? Amy asked. At 5:30. Raggedy told her. Wait why 5, I thought it was 6:30. Amy looked at her Time Lord. Well yeah but now we have to take Sweets and his friends. Am I taking them or you? 10 asked his next self. Well I am but technically its you too. Yeah. I think Ill put my costume on in your TARDIS. I might need help with it. Sure thats fine. Ill help you with it Doctor. Shut up Pond! Amy laughed at her Raggedy again. She loved teasing him. So Im going to go. Ill see ya in D.C. at 5:30 D.C. time yeah? Yeah. Oh I forgot to text Sweets. Thanks for dinner. Sure anything for me! Ill see ya tomorrow Doctor. Night Amy. He hugged her tight. Ok ok get off of her! Oh Doctor! 10 laughed. Who have I become? He thought. Later me. 10 hugged him. See ya. Ill text ya to remind you. Yeah thanks! Ill need a reminder. The 10th Doctor walked into his TARDIS. Ready Pond? Yeah love. Charlotte is too. The Doctor looked at his cute Time Lady in her carrier. They walked into their TARDIS as well. Once again the two Doctors shouted. The former ALLONS-Y! and the current GERONIMO!

Raggedy that was such a fun dinner! I love seeing you! Yes Pond I am rather fun arent I? Except for my 6th self. He was alright. Doctor that meal made me so full that Im tired now! Go to bed Pond. Arent you going to come with me? Yeah but Im not tired. You rest and Ill watch T.V. Amy shrugged. Alright love. The two went to bed. Amy feel asleep instantly. Wow she really was tired. The Doctor said to himself. He flipped thru the channels and found an interesting show about Abraham Lincoln. Ahh good ole Abe! The Doctor had turned to tell Amy about the time he met Abe. Oh yeah shes asleep. He said to himself. He shrugged and continued watching the show. Finally he felt himself getting tired. He could feel his heartbeats slowing. The Doctor lay down and fell asleep next to his gorgeous Ginger fianc. Amy woke up the next day. She was excited because it was Halloween. Raggedy wake up its Halloween! Pond Ill wake up in a minute. Let me sleep! Alright. Im going to go get Charlotte. Ill be back to wake you up. Hey what are we going to dress Charlotte as anyway? I thought we would put her in a blue onesie and dress her as The TARDIS. Aww a baby TARDIS Doctor that is adorable! Amy walked off to go get Charlotte. Good Morning Little Pond! Morning Mummy! Its Halloween today love! We get to go see Susan! The Doctor jumped in the shower while Amy was tending to Charlotte. Doctor wake! Amy had started to say. She then heard the shower. Oh Daddy is in the shower Charlotte. Amy fed Charlotte and waited for her Raggedy to emerge. So what shall we do today Pond? Doctor its the party tonight remember? Of course but we have hours to do whatever we want before we pick up our friends! Oh that reminds me I have to text Sweets! Good morning Charlotte! The Doctor kissed his little girl on her head. Good Morning Daddy! Charlotte cooed at her father. Oi Sweets we are picking u lot up @ 5:30 so tell everyone to be ready! Alright Doctor! Ill let them know! Thanks! Pond Im starved! Ill make Fish Custard! Sure Doctor for you but what am I supposed to eat? Ill make you some lovely waffles Pond! Great!! Need help?

I got it Pond you tend to Charlotte. Ok! The Doctor got to work making himself Fish Custard and Amy waffles. Here we are love! The Doctor set a plate of waffles with whipped cream and strawberries in front of Amy. Raggedy this looks fabulous! Thanks! You are very welcome Pond! Amy stuck a strawberry slice in the whipped cream. The Doctor watched her with hunger in his eyes. Mmmm Doctor this is so good! Arent you going to eat your Fish Custard? What? Oh yeah! I have it here see? He ate his Fish Custard all the while not taking his eyes off Amy. Doctor stop staring at me! What? Im not staring at you Pond! Yes you are! You arent even making your Fish Custard in your mouth! The Doctor looked down and noticed Custard had fallen on his shirt and two Fish Fingers were on the floor. Ohh! Sorry! Well ok fine I was staring at you! Why? He suddenly felt shy around Amy which was ridiculous because she was his best friend, his fianc, his lover, the mother of his child! She had seen him at his best (saving the Universe with The Pandorica, anyone?) and she had seen him at his worst (lately when he would get drunk and hurt her.). Why was I staring at you Pond? Because you are sexy as hell eating that damn strawberry! Amy blushed. She suddenly felt shy around the Doctor. Which was insane! He was The Doctor! Her Doctor! He was her best friend! She knew she could tell him anything and he would be there for her. She carried his child and she loved him; even if he had been having outbursts lately. She knew it wasnt really him but it still scared her! He had been there through all the monsters! Amy knew in her heart that The Doctor was Worth the Monsters! Pond? Yeah? Are you alright love? You seem distracted. Yeah Im fine just thinking about what you said. Oh. So what do you say about it? I say thanks Doctor! Thats very sweet of you! Course Amy I love you! You always look sexy to me! He gave her one of his grins. This one Amy had come to realize over time was only for her. Thanks love! I always look sexy? Even without my make up? The Doctor made a face. Pond you dont need all that make up! In fact Im going to go throw it away! He got up having finished his Fish Custard. Dont you dare! The Doctor turned around and looked at Amy. Gotcha!

Oh I hate you Raggedy! Same here Pond! Get off my TARDIS! This sent the two into hysterics. Shut up Doctor! Oi Watch it Pond! Amy smiled at him. Raggedy you are so worth it! What? Im worth what Pond? Amy walked up to him and put her arms around his neck. She kissed him softly. You My Dear Doctor are so worth the monsters! Those words took the Doctor back in time. He was his 10th self and Rose had told him that Reinette told her We both know Rose that The Doctor is Worth the Monsters. Doctor? Whats wrong? Hmm? Oh nothing Pond. That just reminded me of something. Thanks for thinking Im worth the monsters! Im glad you love me that much to risk the monsters! Of course I do love! Besides the monsters are half the fun of being with you! Yeah sure they are! If you havent fought them for 907 years like I have! Lets see what we need to get ready for the party Pond. Sure Doctor. Amy picked up Charlotte. Alright I have my Snape wand and wig. What else do I need? Snapes voice? You need to do a British accent love! Pond you are kidding right? I have a British accent! Amy laughed at him. I know you do sweetheart! Im just teasing! Right I would hope so. Hold on why do you have a British accent anyway? Well like I told Booth because I had to blend in when I got exiled to this planet. I landed in London and adopted a British accent. You were exiled here? You never told me that! Its a long story Pond! Happened a long time ago! Ill tell you later! Oh yes I would love to hear it! Yes later go get your costume ready! Oh where is my robe? I think you left it in the wardrobe love. Ahh yes! Thanks Pond! The Doctor went up to the wardrobe to get his robe. Found it! Pond is your costume ready? Yeah. I have it right here. I need your opinion Raggedy. Sure. Which shoes do I wear? The red hooker shoes or the black? Pond dont call them hooker shoes in front of me! Go with the black ones they match your costume. Sorry. Ok thanks Doc! Amy please dont call me Doc you know how I hate it! Alright sorry! Someones tetchy today! Is it that time of the month love? :What! Oh shut it!

Doctor why are you being Mr. Grumpy face right now? I dont know Pond. I just feel odd right now. Uh oh that is never good! Last time you met your 10th self! Maybe you ate rotten Fish Custard! Pond that Fish Custard was fine! Alright calm down! Maybe you should go lie down Doctor. Amy Im alright. Ok love. Here take the baby. Im going to go iron my costume. Do you want me to iron yours as well? Yeah thanks Pond. Come along Charlotte lets go find your costume love! Yay I cant wait to dress up! Daddy whats a TARDIS? The Doctor laughed at his little one. Doctor whats so funny? Charlotte just asked me what a TARDIS is Pond! Aww how cute! Amy kissed her wee one on the head and left to go iron the clothes. Charlotte the TARDIS is where we live sweetheart! Oh I get it daddy! Come with me while I change my shirt love. The Doctor took Charlotte and placed her on his bed while he changed his shirt. He placed his phone on the bed next to Charlotte. The phone rang while he was changing his shirt. The Doctor recognized it as his text ring tone. Charlotte can you see who texted me love? Daddy I cant read! You cant well I shall have to teach you then! He finished changing his shirt and grabbed his phone. It was a message from Rose. Hi Doctor! Cant wait to see ya @ the party! Fabulous Rose! Ive been looking forward to it! See ya there! What are you going as Doctor? Its a surprise Rose! Oh mine too!! Cool! See ya there Rose! Awesome! I bet u will look hot! Rose shut up! U want Amy to punch u again? Sorry but u were My Doctor 1st!! Technically I am not ur Doctor! My 10th self is! O if we r getting technical then My Doctor was ur 9th self! I know Rose I was there! Listen just dont flirt with me in front of Amy. Its not fair to her or John. Even if she and 10 were flirting with each other last nite @ dinner! What! Well lets get them back! Rose I cant. Its just not right. I guess u r right. Ill see ya there then Doctor. Later! Bye Rose! The Doctor quit texting Rose and grabbed Charlotte. Lets go find Mummy love.

Amy came out of the laundry room just then. Ahh there you are Pond! I was wondering where you went. I went to the laundry room to iron. Did you talk to anyone about the party? Just Rose why? I dont know just wondering. Whats she going as? Well find out tonight. I wouldnt tell her mine so she wouldnt tell me hers! Oh Doctor you and your friends! What about us? You are just so funny. I do love how you are so close to them tough. Yes Pond my friends are wonderful! The Doctor had a flashback to his 10th self and Davros talking about his precious Children of Time. Doctor? What? Oh Pond hi. Sorry I had another flashback. Oh are you alright? Yeah Im fine. Dont worry about me love. Do you have lots of flashbacks Doctor? Every now and then Amy. You know I hear all my former selves in my head. Its usually 9 and 10. You would have lots of flashbacks too if you had 907 years of memories and companions! Wow I guess youre right. Oh lets get the camera ready! Oh its ready Pond! I have it here. Great! So what shall we do while we wait Doctor? Whatever you wish Ms. Pond. Doctor when we get married what will I go by? Will I still be Amy Pond or Mrs. Doctor? I would say you would still be Pond, Pond. I mean you cant be Mrs. Doctor! That just sounds ridiculous doesnt it? Amy laughed. Yeah it does! Will you still be Scottish Pond? What? After we marry will you still be Scottish? Of course I will! Im marrying you not changing my nationality! Oi Im kidding! Relax! Doctor you frustrate me! Thats not what you said in the shower Pond! Shut up! Oh you know you liked it Amelia! Doctor dont Amelia me!! Remember last time? Yes Pond all of me remembers! Im sorry Doctor. I never meant to hurt you. Its ok Pond. I wont Amelia you anymore. Thanks love! Pond when do you want to get married? Oh Im not sure. We can discuss it after the party Doctor.

Yeah Pond. Lets have a lie down while we wait to go to the party. Sure Doctor. The Doctor and Amy lay in their bed talking. Raggedy what would you do if I was pregnant again? What! Amy youre not! No no. Not right now. I was just wondering how you would react. Oh. Well Amy I would be happy. I cant wait to have more children with you. I would just like to I dont know maybe plan this one? Yeah Charlotte was a surprise wasnt she? Not that surprising but I know you werent ready. Im glad shes here Doctor I think she has done both of us good! I would say so Pond! I love our little Time Lady! Although I would say it would be much harder fighting the monsters with two little ones on board! The TARDIS would keep them safe Doctor. True Pond but you would not always be able to come with me to save the day. Why not? We still have our baby sitters! Yes Pond but we cant rely on them all of the time! Me, Im used to saving the day. What and Im not? Thats not what I mean Amy and you know it! I just cant risk you getting hurt or even worse killed! Doctor are we going to have this row again? I know how to take care of myself! Pond I dont doubt youre responsible its just sometimes you need to listen to me! If I tell you to stay in the TARDIS than for Rassilons sake stay in the TARDIS! I know you want to be where the action is but if you were to ever get killed, I would just hate myself! I cant live without you Amy! Charlotte needs her Mummy! What about you Doctor? If you died I dont know what I would do! Charlotte also needs her Daddy! Amy its different you know that. I would just regenerate but you, there is only one Amelia Jessica Pond and shes right here! He caressed her cheek. I cant no I wont lose you love! I promised to keep you safe from the monsters, including myself. Doctor you are not a monster! If anything you are the hero of this planet! No one knows it except for the people we meet on our adventures, but you My Dear Doctor are the Greatest Hero Ever! Pond Im no hero! Not when Im hurting you and I dont know why! Doctor you will figure it out! I know you will! I have faith in you! Come on what do you always tell me? Come along Pond? Im serious love! You know what I mean! Oh you want me to actually tell you? Yes! Alright then. Here goes. The Doctor took a deep breathe and said Trust me, Im The Doctor. This time Amy didnt believe him. It was to flat. Doctor come on! You can do better than that!

Amy I dont know if I can right now. How can I say the words when I dont even believe them myself anymore? Amy leaned across the bed and took his hands in hers. Doctor listen to me! He looked at her with his gorgeous green eyes. I want you to remember back when you first met me! What did you tell me when I wanted to go with you? I told you I would be back in five minutes. And? I said Do I even look like people? Trust me, Im The Doctor! He grinned at the memory. Doctor you are a legend! You are the Defender of Planet Earth and the surrounding Universe! Who was the one that saved Venice? Me! Right and who saved me from the Angels? Me! Yeah and who The Doctor cut her off just then. Ok Pond I get it! I AM THE DOCTOR! He yelled. Now thats the Time Lord I know and love! Amy snogged him. So say it one more time and make it convincing! He looked at Amy and said Trust Me, Im The Doctor! I trust you completely love! So how about we get ready for this party? Oh Yes! Thanks Pond! I needed that! Anytime love anytime! Oh My Goodness Amy! What? Its already 4:45! Where did the time go? I guess we talked longer then we thought! Here go put on your robe, wig, and have your wand ready! Right! Hurry up Pond! Me? Im not the one that spends 15 minutes on their hair! Oi! Just go Doctor! The Doctor got dressed in the bathroom and Amy in the bedroom. He could hear Amy telling Charlotte how crazy her Daddy was! Charlotte I hope you dont end up insane like your daddy! Oi I heard that Pond! The Doctor yelled from inside the bathroom. Damn your Time Lord ears! Amy called back to him. She heard him laugh at this. HA! Pond leave me and my Time Lord ears alone! The Doctor came out of the bathroom. He spun around. Well Pond how do I look? Gorgeous Doctor! How about me? Amy did a spin. Oh Pond youre fabulous baby! Thanks love! Amy winked at him.

The Doctor got a text from himself. Oi me! I left my costume in your TARDIS! Im right outside! Open the door! Oh cant u use the key? Oh yeah. How did I forget? Gosh! The 10th Doctor fished his key out of his pocket. He walked in and looked around. Oi me where the hell am I? 10 texted. Im in the bedroom with Pond. Be out in a minute! Geez Im having sex again? What! No! Were changing into our costumes! Shut up! ROTFL!! The Doctor sat down and waited for his older self to come out. 11 went out and found himself. Ahh there you are me! How do I look? Wow I make a great Snape! 10 said. Yeah! Ok where is your costume? 10 pointed up. Wardrobe right! What are you wearing again? A leather jacket, a black shirt, black pants, and an evil face! Dont forget the wand! Oh right my TARDIS made me one! I also have to flatten my hair! Yeah thats a good idea! So do ya need help or not? Nah I thought I would. Ill be down in a minute. Alright Ill go sleep with Pond while I wait! Oh shut up! Oi its Halloween be nice! 10 laughed at his older self. Ill be downstairs if you need me call! Yes if I need you I will yell MEEEE!!! 11 rolled his eyes. Doctor! Amy called from downstairs. Coming Pond! The Doctor left his former self to go see what Amy wanted. Yeah Pond? How does our little TARDIS look? That is the cutest TARDIS I have ever seen! The Doctors TARDIS groaned at him. Oh stop it youre cute too! What did she say Doctor? She thinks I dont think shes cute anymore. Aww! 10 came running down the stairs. How do I look? Amy had her mouth wide open. Wow! Doctor you look sexy as hell!

Thanks Amy! OI! 11 yelled. Sorry Doctor. The 10th Doctor finally noticed what Amy was wearing. Amy that costume is amazing! I never noticed how long your legs are! He looked her up and down. Thanks Doctor! OI! 11 yelled at his younger self. Im sorry me but damn! I really cant wait to be you now! Amy blushed at The Doctors comment. She went over and whispered in his ear. You can have all this when youre older! She pointed at her body when she said all this and at 11 when she said when youre older. Amy walked back to her Doctor. 11 looked at Amy. What did you tell me? Him! Im not telling! She winked at him. Oh its 5:15 Doctor. We should text Sweets. Oi Sweets we r on the way! Ok Doctor everyone is here @ my place! Perfect! See ya in 5 minutes! Great Doctor! Ready me? Yeah of Course Snape! Oh Doctor did you see what Charlotte is? Is she the TARDIS? How adorable! Thank you Daddy! Charlotte cooed at him. Lets get going then! 11 said. The Doctor ran to his console. He set the coordinates to Sweets place. GERONIMO! ALLONS-Y! The group of friends heard a very loud whooshing noise. What the hell is that noise? Booth asked. Its the TARDIS of course! Sweets told him. They walked out and saw the blue box appearing. This is not possible! Dr. Brennan said. Bones come on we were on the TARDIS just the other day! You still dont believe it? I still have no proof that The Doctor isnt human Booth! What human has two hearts? Sweets asked. He has two hearts?! Hodgins yelled. Yeah you would know that if you actually listened to him. The group stopped talking as The Doctor walked out. Hello everyone! Doctor? Sweets looked at him. Actually Sweets today I am Snape! Happy Halloween!

Doctor you make a very nice Snape! Bones told him. Thanks Dr. Brennan! Bones turned to Booth and whispered Booth who is Snape? Ill explain inside Bones. Now lets get going you lot! Myself and Amy and Charlotte are waiting inside. The Doctor led everyone into the TARDIS. Ahhh good to see everyone! 10 a.k.a. Barty Crouch Jr. said. Doctor who are you supposed to be? Hodgins asked. Dont you recognize me? Im Barty Crouch Jr! See! He pointed to his name tag. Ok you lot up to the wardrobe so you can change! Cam did you cut your hair? 11 asked. Yes Doctor I did! I love it! Thank you! The group went up to the wardrobe to change. I laid all your costumes out for you. Now you remember what you were going to be I hope? Yes Doctor. They all told him. Right I will leave you too it. Doctor? Yes Booth? Are we supposed to change up here, all together? What? Oh right. Sorry. You can go down to your rooms and change in them. Thanks Doctor. No problem Booth. Doctor where is Amy? Last I saw her she was busy playing with the baby Angela. I hope she isnt flirting with me! They have started to do that lately! I dont know whether they are actually attracted to each other or they are doing it just to upset me! Either way it infuriates me! What is Amy dressed as Doctor? She told us the other day Jack. Did you forget already? Yeah. I guess I did. Well in that case you will find out. Do you remember Sweets? Oh yeah! I mean yes Doctor. Right you lot go downstairs and get ready! Im going to go find Amy and myself and make sure they are not messing with each other! Booth and the squints and The Doctor in his Snape costume went downstairs. Pond what time is it? The Doctor asked as he ran into their room. Its almost 6 Doctor. Good we still have time to make it to the party on time. Pond you look delicious! Thanks Doctor! Hey where the hell am I? Oh you went to go read a book in the library. The Doctor went to the library and found his past self.

Are you reading ghost stories? Actually yeah. I was remembering Dickens. See I.. Wait what am I telling you for? You were there! That I was! Well Ill let you finish. Thanks. Ill be out soon. 11 left his last self. The Doctor went back to join Amy. What are you up to Doctor? I am reading ghost stories Pond. Oh nice! 10 knocked on his future selfs door. Oi are you two decent in their? 11 rolled his eyes. Of course we are come in! Are we almost ready to go Snape? Yeah Barty let me go see if the others are ready. We will help Doctor. Thanks Pond! Ill go see if Cam is ready. Right. Ill go check on Booth and Dr. Brennan. Yeah Ill go see if Sweets is ready. 10 said. Ill also check on Jack and Angela. 11 told them. Amy knocked on Cams door. Cam are you ready? Come on in Amy. Oh Cam youre gorgeous! Thanks! Wow you look. Nice! Thanks. I just wanted something that would catch The Doctors eye! Which Doctor? Why mine of course! I just like to tease 10! I love to get My Doctor upset! He is so hot when hes mad! Amy was holding her wee TARDIS in her arms. Whats Charlotte? Cant you tell? Shes The TARDIS! Ohhh! Right! How cute! Yeah. Oh wow! What? Her hearts are beating faster than normal. Im sorry did you say hearts? Yeah she has two hearts like her Daddy! Oh right. The Doctor knocked on Booth and Bones door. Booth? Dr. Brennan? Are you ready? Yeah Doc come on in. Booth opened the door for him. Booth can you please not call me Doc? Sorry.

Why you two look great! Booth you are a perfect knight in shining armor! Now if we could only find Arthur your outfit would be complete! Whos Arthur? He is a horse I had once. When I was all spiky haired! I forget what I did with him. Hey Doctor doesnt Bones look fantastic? Dr. Brennan you look wonderful! Thank you Doctor. Well I must go check on Jack and Angela. The Doctor left to make sure Jack and Angie were ready. Jack? Angela? May I come in? Its the Doctor! Jack opened the door for him. Thank you Jack! The Doctor pulled out his sonic and pointed it at Jack. What are you doing? What? Oh. Sorry! Reflex! I see a Cyberman I react! Its only natural! Now dont forget your lines! What are my lines? Well I would say delete and their favorite Doctor you will be deleted! I can do that! Angela you make a wonderful naughty nurse! Thanks Doctor! The 10th Doctor made his way to check on Sweets. Sweets? Its the Doctor. May I come in? Yeah Doctor. Oh Sweets I remember that outfit! Looks good on you! Thanks! Now I just need someone to do my make up! Amy walked in with Cam and Charlotte. Did I hear someone say make up? The 11th Doctor walked in with Jack, Angela, Booth, and Bones. Pond what the hell are you doing? Someone needed to do Sweets make up Doctor! Ahh yes Pond fancies herself a make up artist! Oi Im good at it and you know it! I know you are love! You should have gotten a degree in that instead of well doing what you were doing. Yeah I know! Amy finished Sweets make up. Thanks Amy! No problem Sweets! Are we all ready then? What about Arthur? Booth I dont know where Arthur is! The Doctor turned to his former self. Do you remember what I did with him? Course I do! We dropped him off on a farm remember? Rule # 2 No Pets on the TARDIS! Remember when I had that dragon? Oh yeah! How did I forget dropping him off on a farm? I really am getting old! Yes I am! How old am I now? 10 looked up at his older yet younger looking self.

907! 11 said. Oh my I am old! I remember being just a kid of 90! Yeah those were the days. Anyway shall we get going you lot? Yes love lets go. Its 5:45. Ahh still early! Come on then! 11 ran to his console with everybody behind him. Now lets get this baby in motion! He said as he clapped his hands. I will warn you now if youre not used to the TARDIS you might fall during flight. Pond keep the baby safe. It would be best if everyone held on to each other. Except you! The Doctor pointed to his previous incarnation. No I want you here with me. He pointed to the console. The Doctor didnt trust himself with holding on to anyone. He especially didnt want him holding on to Amy for any length of time. Oh I had a question for you actually. What is it? Why did I have a rubber ducky in my pocket? 11 pulled out the rubber ducky he had used when bathing Charlotte the other day. What? Where did you get that? From the wardrobe. I found it in my old jacket! You You still have my clothes? Naturally! I have all my old clothes you know that! Yeah but what about the Raggedy Doctor? Oh that! Well I cant go into details except to say yeah I was Raggedy back then! Anyway what about the duck? I put it there because well you never know when it might come in handy! 11 had a flashback. Oh My God I remember! I remember being you and doing it! It was good right? Yeah! Doctors? The two turned around and saw the group of people holding on to each other not moving. Pond we are talking. Ok were done. Right lets go! GERONIMO! ALLONS-Y! This is not possible! Dr. Brennan yelled over the noise of the TARDIS. Thats what I said Dr. Brennan! Sweets the clown told her. Oh Bones! May I call you Bones? Its Halloween! Anything is possible then! No you may not call me Bones Snape! Only Booth may call me that! Ok Sorry! Dr. Brennan almost fell and Booth caught her. Whoa Bones! Are you alright? Yeah Im fine now Booth! Thanks! Booth smiled at her as he held her up right. They are so meant to be! Both Doctors thought. 11 looked at 10 with a knowing look. The TARDIS landed outside Susans house.

Here we are you lot! London! Oh Susan will love to meet you! Come along! The Doctor led everyone outside. Doctor where are we? We are in London Dr. Brennan. No we cant be! How? TARDIS. 10 said. Come on you lot! The Doctor ran up the drive to the door. Oh I wonder what Grandfather is going to be? Susan was asking her husband David. Which one? Well both of him of course! Its a shame I couldnt invite the rest of him! The doorbell rang just then. Susan ran to open the door. Grandfathers! Susan exclaimed as she saw both of her Grandfathers at the door. Susan! They exclaimed. Wait let me look at you. Snape and Barty Jr! You look wonderful! Thanks! The Doctors grinned at their Granddaughter. Let me see who you are Susan. Oh Sandy from Grease! 11 said. Yes Grandfather! You know that was always my favorite movie! I remember! 10 said. Come in everyone! Susan led the way into her house. Susan you remember Sweets! These are his friends; Dr. Brennan, Dr. Saroyan, Dr. Hodgins, Angela Montenegro, and Special Agent Seeley Booth. Hello nice to meet you all! Thanks for coming! Please sit! Would you like some drinks? Oh Susan that would be lovely! The Doctor said. Amy looked at him. Raggedy are you sure you should drink? Oh just a bit Pond! Its Halloween! Alright Doctor. Susan do you need help with anything? No Amy everything is ready. I even have Jelly Babies and Jammie Dodgers for you Grandfather! Susan said turning to both of her Grandfathers. Wonderful! They both said. Is Charlotte the TARDIS? Yes Susan. Amy looked at her sleeping baby TARDIS. She is so cute! She looks just like you Grandfather! Susan stroked her Aunts cheek. Yes Susan your Aunt looks very much like me! Aunt? Jack asked. Of course Charlotte is Susans Aunt Jack! She is Susans Mothers sister after all! Oh right of course. Jack you should only be saying delete and The Doctor will be deleted! 10 laughed. Jack that is an interesting costume. You make a very intimidating Cyberman! Thanks Susan! Well Ill go get your drinks excuse me. I wonder where David is. 11 (Snape) said looking around. Who is David? Booth asked. Oh David is Susans husband.

Can someone show me to the bathroom? Angela asked. Sure Angie Ill show you. Amy told her. Here. She gave 10 (Barty) the baby. Come with Daddy love! While Susan was getting drinks David came downstairs. Hello everyone! David fabulous to see you! Snape and Barty said. Doctor! Nice to see you again! David these are our friends. Dr. Sweets, Dr Saroyan, Dr Hodgins, Dr. Brennan, and Seeley Booth. Angela is in the bathroom. She is Jacks wife. Welcome everyone nice to meet you! May I get you a drink? Thanks David Susan is already getting us some! Barty told his Grandson in law. Oh alright Doctor. How do I look? Danny Zuko eh? Nice Danny and Sandy! I like it! Snape said. Thanks Snape! Here we go everyone! Susan came back with drinks for the group. Thanks Susan! The Doctors looked at their Granddaughter. Grandfather where are Amy and Angela? Pond went to show Angela where the bathroom was. I hope everything is alright. Amy came back into the room with Angela just then. Is everything alright Ange? Her husband the Cyberman asked concerned. Yeah Im fine Jack. Amy and I were just having a talk. Oh hi David. Nice costume! Amy told him. Thanks Amy! Wow you look great! Thanks! Angela this is my husband David. Hi. Angela Montenegro. David Campbell. Angela would you like a soda or ginger ale? A ginger ale would be nice thanks Susan. Great coming right up! The Doctor took his former self aside. What is it Snape? I was just wondering what Pond told you in the TARDIS. Oh that. 10 laughed. Yeah so what was it? Well she said when I was older I could have all of her! What? Oh that Pond! Although she is right. Hey at least she is not going to cheat on you! Me! Yeah thats good to know. I just remembered what was she doing with the sonic? Just dont tell her I told you! Shell kill me! I wont! Well she was pleasuring herself with it! What? Really? Wow that is. Hot! I know! God I love banana daiquiris!

Me too! Come on lets go join everyone again! Alright. Wait did it still work even after? Yeah! I had to wash it of course! Snape smirked. Oi is Jack coming? I believe so. Lets ask Susan. The Doctors walked back to their friends. Susan is Jack coming? Snape asked. Yes he said he would come I wonder what he will dress as. A slut? Barty said. Grandfather! What? Oh sorry! A male slut! Barty! Snape yelled. Oh come on we all know Jack is a man whore! He even wanted to sleep with that alien Chan-Tho! Yeah but Jack is still our friend! Even if he does hit on every version of us! True. I bet he will hit on Booth too! Barty laughed. What? Who is this guy? I dont want him hitting on me! Relax Booth. If Jack hits on you just tell him to shove off! The Snape Doctor told him. You could always shoot him! A drunk Barty Doctor slurred. What? Doctor I cant just shoot someone if they hit on me! Trust me! You can shoot Jack for anything and it wont matter! I know Barty! Look Booth when Jack gets here just shoot him for us! What? Why? Because we dont believe in guns and were drunk! Barty said. The doorbell rang just then. JACK! We were just talking about you! Doctor its good to see you! Snape? Nice! Come on in Jack! Who are you? Dont you recognize me Doctor? Oh my God A Dalek! 10 yelled. Thats perfect because our friend here is also named Jack and he is a Cyberman! 11 exclaimed. Jack Harkness walked over to the other Jack. Hi. Captain Jack Harkness! Nice to meet you Dr. Jack Hodgins. A Doctor huh? Ya know Ive always wanted a Doctor of my very own. Angela cleared her throat. Oh hi. Jack Harkness. Angela Montenegro Jacks wife! OH! Youre married. To bad. Nice nurses outfit. Thanks. Jack! Snape and Barty yelled. What? Both Jacks asked. Not you! The Dalek Jack! 11 slurred. Oh Jack this is Dr. Brennan.

Hello Temperance Brennan. Hi. Nice tutu! So uh are you seeing anyone? No not at the moment. How about we go get a drink sometime? I already have a drink but thanks for the offer. Jack could see she was going to be hard to crack. He decided to try again later. He moved on to Booth. And who might you be handsome? Special Agent Seeley Booth F.B.I. Oh well arent you impressive. You do know this is London right? F.B.I. has no authority over here. Yeah so? Just making sure you knew. So you with anyone? Booth grabbed Brennan. Yeah Im with Bones. Bones? Shes a forensic anthropologist. I nick-named her Bones. Oh. Well thats funny she said she wasnt seeing anyone. Bones? Booth we havent made it official I didnt want to tell a perfect stranger first before we tell our friends! Bones was playing along rather well with Booth. I guess youre right Bones. So can I freshen your drink? Sure if you can move in that outfit! Oh I think I can make it. My gun is kind of hurting me though. You have your gun with you? Jack raised a brow. Yeah. The Doctors said I could shoot you if you hit on me. What? In fact they insisted on it! Snape, Barty did you tell this knight in shining armor to shoot me? Yeah especially since you are dressed as a Dalek! Snape slurred. I guess it doesnt really matter if you shoot me. Shall we take this outside? What? Im not going to shoot you! Especially when Ive been drinking! Alright. Ill wait till youre sober then! Yeah Booth shoot Jack when youre sober! 10 yelled. Why does everyone want me to shoot Jack? So he can stop hitting on us! Amy said. Pond there you are! Where have you been? I was putting the baby to sleep. Jack how are you? Wow Amy you look sensational! Thanks! You think we could ditch the Doctors Amy? Oi! Both Time Lords dressed as wizards said. Kidding! Sure Jack sure! Booth can you shoot him now? Nah not yet Amy.

The doorbell rang again. Ill get it. 10 Barty said. He ran towards the door and fell. Ow! What did ya do that for? 11 Snape yelled at him. Sorry! Ill get it! 11 stepped over himself on the floor. Gee thanks for helping yourself up! Well you shouldnt have fallen! 11 opened the door. Rose! John! Come in! Doctor youre Snape! That I am Rose! Come in! Have a drink! Doctor are you drunk? Roses Doctor a.k.a. Barty looked at her. Rose! I may be a little drunk! Come on its a party! The Doctor introduced Rose and John to everyone. Rose. Ahhh Doctor a Dalek! Rose screamed. Where? The drunk Doctors asked. Exterminate! Jack said. Jack you make a rubbish Dalek! They both told him. Hey Im a better Dalek than that Jack is a Cyberman! Hey! Ok everyone shut up! Amy yelled. My God you are all acting like a bunch of children! Ponds right! We should act like adults! Albeit drunk adults! Oi Im not drunk! 10 yelled. Doctor you just told me you were! Rose said. Yeah! 11 told his younger self. Youre the drunk one! Me? Im not the one that fell on the floor trying to answer the door! Hey you rhymed. John said. Everyone laughed at Johns comment. Technically you did fall on the floor Snape! Amy told her Raggedy. Pond lets not get into technicalities! Is everything alright? Susan asked as she walked in. Oh your Grandfathers are fighting again Susan! Sweets said. Oh Grandfather! I wish you would behave yourselves! Oi! I am! The two yelled. Rose I love your costume! Everyone looked at Rose. Oh Rose you make a fabulous Dorothy! Thanks Susan and Amy. Oi John nice Scarecrow! 11 said. God I hate scarecrows! No offense John. You know why. 10 told him. Yes I remember. Well there is lots of food and drinks everyone please help yourselves. What about the sweets Susan?

Oh Grandfather! You cant live on sweets alone! No Susan your Grandfather lives on Fish Custard! I cant believe I eat that now! Barty said mortified. Pond I dont just eat Fish Custard! Lets go eat! Im hungry! Anyone know if Martha Jones is coming? She told me she was. Oh she wants me to help with her divorce case. What? Why you? I suppose because she thought she would never see you again. I think it will be hard to convince a human court that she fancied me when I was you! Yeah. Maybe I can help her instead. Sure if well never mind. What? Nothing. Doctor youre not drunk anymore. No Angela Im not. Thanks to being Time Lord! Everyone sat down to eat. Susan are the kids coming? 10 Barty asked. No Grandfather unfortunately they are taking their own children out. Oh I thought they would be here. Sorry Grandfather. Its quite alright Susan. Maybe next time. The 11th Doctor/Snape left to text Martha Jones. Oi Martha its The Doctor. R u coming? Yes Doctor I thought u were going to pick me up? O damn! I forgot Martha! Sorry! Ill b there in 5 mins! LOL! HURRY UP! Ill be back I must go pick up Martha! Doctor are you sure you are alright to drive the TARDIS? Of course Pond! Im fine! Ill be back in 5 minutes! Doctor maybe you should send someone else! Like who Booth? No one is capable of flying the TARDIS except for me! What about your other self or Susan? Booth this is Susans party she cant leave! Plus it is definitely not a good idea to send myself to get Martha! No way are you kidding? Me and Martha alone? Again? She will try to snog me! Yeah she will! Ill be back! The Doctor ran out of the room. He raced inside his TARDIS to get Martha. Five minutes later he was landing outside of Marthas house. Martha having heard the TARDIS ran outside. Doctor! Martha! You make a fabulous fairy! Thanks Doctor! Youre a great Snape! Thank you Martha! Martha hugged the Doctor and before he could stop her she snogged him. AHHH! Martha what are you doing? Martha Jones get off of me!

Sorry Doctor! I couldnt help it! I just hope Pond doesnt find out! Oh crap! My 10th self is with Amy right now! Uh-oh! I think my 11th self just got kissed by Martha! I just felt someone kissing me! What? Ohhh Im gonna kill her! The Sexy Scottish French Maid yelled. Amy calm down. Im sure there is an explanation. Booth tried to calm her. Yeah there is! She is obsessed with The Doctor! Not just her Doctor but My Doctor too! Mickey was right she wont ever get over him! Does anyone? Booth can we shoot Martha when she gets here? Amy I cant shoot her! Fine give me your gun I will! Pond you cant kill Martha! Amy looked at The Doctor a.k.a. Barty. This Doctor who was not her own and screamed DONT POND ME! Susan came running in. Whats going on? Amy is upset because The Doctor or Barty called her Pond and Martha kissed her Doctor. Dr. Brennan explained. Oh. Amy calm down you know Grandfather loves you! The Doctor and Martha came bouncing into Susans house. Amy! 11/Snape said. You! Amy turned on Martha. Amy look Im sorry! It just happened! Just happened? Youre obsessed with him! Everyone knows it! He isnt yours! Hes mine! That one is yours! Amy pointed to The Doctor. Actually Im over here. 10/Barty waved. Amy had pointed at John the Scarecrow. Oh well whatever! Point is Martha needs help! Amy Im soo sorry! Youre right I do need help! Ive been seeing Sweets but I dont know if its helping. No offense Sweets. None taken Martha. Martha have you met Sweets friends? Let me introduce you. The Doctor a.ka. Snape introduced Martha to everyone. Martha sat next to Angela. She wanted to sit next to her Doctor but decided it was best not to. She would talk to him later. After everyone ate Susan put on music and they danced. They all had a good laugh at Snapes moves. Of course he got upset that no one liked his dancing. Although he also agreed he danced better when he was 10. Rose asked to talk to the two Time Lord/Wizards. What is it Rose? they asked. She looked at them and smiled. Didnt I tell you all those years ago that the world doesnt end because the Doctor dances! The two smiled as they remembered. Yes Rose Tyler I remember. As do I. Wow that was a while ago eh Rose?

Yeah it was. Two faces ago for you! The three hugged. Oi whats going on over here? Amy asked. Relax Pond we were just sharing a memory. I wonder what ever became of Jamie. 11 asked. I dont know Doctor it would be great to find out! Maybe someday I will Rose. If I do Ill let ya know! 11/Snape grinned at her. Great Doctor oh I mean Snape! Oi Barty you better run here comes Martha! Its alright Im not afraid of Martha Jones. Oh well in that case well leave you two alone to talk. Come along Pond, Rose. Hello Martha Jones! Great costume! Thanks Barty! I never realized how much you look like him! Scary isnt it? Doctor we need to talk. I mean really talk. Yes Martha we do. Snape was telling me how you want him, me to help with your divorce trial. Yeah. I dont know if its a good idea anymore. I mean you are the one that I fancied. You Are My Doctor, Ahhh. Why do I love those words? Nine centuries of friends saying Youre My Doctor, Doctor! and it never gets old! I told that to myself once! I met my 5th self and I told him he was My Doctor! Oh Doctor! What? You are just so silly sometimes! Well Martha Jones you cant go through life being to serious, you have to have fun once in a while. Otherwise you are likely to go insane! ILL BE BACK! 11 yelled. Oi where are you going? His former self yelled. I forgot to pick up Sarah Jane! He dashed off to pick up Sarah, Luke, Clyde, Rani, and Ranis parents. Im getting worried about myself. Im getting forgetful in my old age. 11 texted Sarah from the TARDIS. Sarah Im so sorry Im late! B there in 5 minutes! No problem Doctor. We were still getting ready actually. Oh. OK. He landed in Sarah Janes attic. Sarah! Doctor! Professor McGonagall Sarah? I love it! Snape Doctor? My we are a pair! Now where is everyone? Well the kids are coming Haresh and Gita got invited elsewhere. Oh alright then. Where are the kids? There downstairs. Ill get them. Sarah Jane walked out to get the kids.

Hello Doctor. The Doctor jumped at the voice. Ahh Mr. Smith! Good to see you! You as well Doctor. Master? The Doctor looked down at his feet. K-9! Hello boy! Oh are you Scooby Doo? Affirmative Master! I like it! Would you like to attend the party? Yes Master! Great! Sarah Jane came back with the kids. Doctor youre Snape! Rani exclaimed. Why Yes I am Rani! No one told me you lot where dressing as Harry Potter! We just decided too. It was hell trying to find a Ginger wig! Clyde said. Ahh we could have used some of Ponds hair Clyde! Doctor! Its Snape tonight and you know Im kidding Sarah! Yeah Amy would kill ya if you cut her hair! Yes Rani. I know Pond quite well and she has a dark side! But who doesnt? Shall we then Doctor? Yes Sarah. Oh I invited K-9. Alright. He does need to get out some. Good bye Mr. Smith! Good bye Doctor! Sarah Jane picked up K-9 and they all went in the TARDIS. Meanwhile Barty was again trying to get Booth to shoot Jack after he hit on him again. Jack quit it! I dont like you in that way! Ahh! Booth shoot him! Doctor I cant shoot him! He didnt do anything wrong! Didnt do anything wrong? Hes trying to get into my pants! Yeah is that a crime? Jack asked. Yes its sexual harassment! Leave me alone! Doctor I mean Barty Im kidding! I know I can never have you! Not unless the next incarnation of you is gay or a woman! Oi dont say that! Everyone heard the TARDIS just then. Alright Snape is back! Think I can hit on him? Jack heard a Scottish OI! and got a slap on the back of his head. Hey! I know I will get no-where with him! I tried already remember? The Doctor came back in this time with Sarah Jane, Rani, Clyde, Luke, and K-9. All right this is my last trip for the night! 11/Snape said. Baby I missed you! Amy snogged him. Mmmm Pond! Im going to be sick! Susan said. Sorry Susan. 11 laughed. Oh my its Harry Potter! And Ron, Hermoine, and Professor McGonagall!

Barty Crouch Jr! What are you doing here? My Granddaughter invited me! Its great to see ya Sarah! 10 hugged Sarah Jane Smith. 11 introduced everyone again. Sarah, kids there is lots of food. Please help yourselves. Sarah Jane and the kids got plates and caught up with their friends. Master! 10 looked down. Oh K-9! Im sorry I mean Scooby! Great to see you boy! So Sarah what do you do? Cam asked. Actually its Sarah Jane. Im a journalist. Oh sorry. The Doctor called you Sarah. A journalist that sounds interesting. Yes I only allow the Doctor to call me Sarah. It can be quite fun! I see like how only the Doctor can call Amy, Pond and Booth calls Dr. Brennan Bones. Bones? She is a forensic anthropologist. Wow that sounds fascinating. What do you do? Im a coroner. I work at the Jeffersonian Institute with all of my friends. Oh thats nice! That Booth fellow he is very handsome! Yeah he is! But Im afraid he is in love with his forensic anthropologist. Even though neither of them will admit it. Oh. Too bad. No single men here it seems. Not really. There is always the Doctor. Ive tried that already! Seems he likes blondes. And red-heads apparently. What about Jack? Jack? Jack Harkness? That man will hit on anything with a pulse! Yeah he hit on Booth. The Doctor told Booth to shoot him! What? Oh well I suppose it wouldnt matter. Why does everyone keep saying that? Jack is well he isnt normal. If Booth shoots him you will see what I mean. Ok. Oi Jack! 11 yelled. What? I mean Dalek Jack! Yeah? Come here! What is it? You finally decided to make love with me? What? Oi shut up! I want to show our friends your trick! Its not a trick! It hurts like hell when I die! Oh come on! Alright! Everyone lets go outside so Booth can shoot Jack! What! Booth exclaimed. Booth trust me, Im The Doctor! 11 said. Fine but if he dies I aint going down for murder!

You wont Booth! 11 told him. The party headed outside. Ok now everyone stay back! I dont want to accidentally hurt anyone! Except me! Jack yelled. Well your crazy friends are the ones telling me to shoot you! Oi! Stop calling me crazy! 10/11 yelled. Everyone stood back as Booth took his gun out. Yeah kill that bastard Dalek! Pond! Sorry! Go ahead! Give me all you got! Ive fought Daleks! I can take one stinking bullet! Jack egged Booth on with his arms outstretched. Booth shot and everyone watched as Jack fell to the floor. Oh My God! I killed him! Booth screamed. He was about to run over to see if Jack still had a pulse. 10/Barty stopped him. Hold on. 10 said. All the people watched as a lifeless Jack Harkness lay on the ground. What are we waiting for hes dead! Jack Hodgins said. Booths face started to go pale. Why the hell did you tell me to shoot him! Booth relax! Shh! 11 told the panicked FBI agent. Minutes passed and finally Jack Harkness came back to life. Man that was a tough one! Thought I wasnt gonna make it back! They gasped as he came back to life. What? Youve never seen a man get shot and come back to life before? The group shook their heads. Thats why the Doctors told you to shoot me. Im the man that cant die. He grinned at Booth. Thank God! I thought I killed you! Nah Im good! See? Jack did a move in his Dalek costume. Doctor so its true what you told me about Jack? Sweets yelled across the yard. Of course Jack heard this. The Snape Doctor came running to Sweets. Sweets didnt I tell you to shut up about it around Jack? Oh yeah Sorry. 10 didnt know what they were talking about but knowing himself as he did he could guess. Jack came over to him. Do you know what they are talking about? No clue. How can you not have a clue? Cant you talk to yourself in your head and figure it out or something? Nope Sorry. Well thanks for nothing! An irritated Dalek Jack walked off. Oi thanks for not saying anything to Jack me!

You think I want to tell him? He would freak! You know how vain he is! Yeah I know. Oh lets go get some Jelly Babies and Jammie Dodgers! Sure! The two walked off to get Jammie Dodgers and Jelly Babies. Oh I love these! Snape said stuffing Jammie Dodgers in his mouth. Oi quit being a pig! Dont say pig reminds me of the pig slaves! Yeah Tallulah and Laslo. Exactly. Hey where the hell is Pond? I dont know probably punching out Martha Jones. I hope not! Im going to find her! 11/Snape walked off to find his fianc. Oi Pond where are you? Im here Raggedy. Amy waved from a table where she was sitting with Martha, Rose, Temperance, Cam, Angela, Sarah Jane, Susan, and Rani. Pond youre not fighting with Martha are you? The Doctor asked. Of course not Snape! Were fine. See? Amy put an arm around Martha. Good Pond! I dont want you to get in any more fights! I wont love. Oh have you checked on Charlotte? No. I thought you did. I havent. Ill go check on her now. Booth walked out with Charlotte in his arms. Booth you have our baby TARDIS? 11 asked. Yeah I heard her crying when I came back from the bathroom. I changed her hope you dont mind. Thanks Booth! Amy said. Oh come to Mummy love! Amy took Charlotte from Booth. Hey Doctor can I talk to you over here? Booth asked. What is it Booth? Ya think The TARDIS can make an outfit like that for Bones? Sure Booth. She always makes me new shirts. Oh? Why do you need new shirts? Well lets just say Pond likes to rip them a lot! Booth raised a brow. Nice Doctor! Oh yes! Wow I sound like Barty again! Is that a bad thing? No. Not bad of course not. I love me. Its just hard knowing he will be gone soon. I still dont understand how you work. I mean how can you go on knowing what you know and seeing all you have seen? I ask myself that question everyday Booth! Honestly I have no answer its not like I cant die. I mean if something happens and I dont regenerate I could die that way! I remember my enemy The Master got shot and he refused to regenerate! Really? Wow! I didnt know that could happen! Its been known. Once my friend Donna Noble went to a different universe and it was horrible!

Why? Well because I wasnt there! She was supposed to meet me and she never did. I died in that reality! I drowned! Horrid things happened! All of London burned and then the world got poisoned! I was supposed to stop it all! I couldnt because I wasnt there! The Doctor sighed. Nothing I can do about it now Booth. The past is the past. I must live on. For myself, For Amy, and for our child. Doctor you are a much braver man than I. I dont know if I could survive knowing that I lost everyone and everything. Yeah well thats why I began drinking Booth. Of course Im trying to stop with the help of Sweets and my former self. Doctor we are all here to help you. Although drinking tonight was probably not a good idea for someone trying to quit drinking. I suppose not but even if I hadnt you know my former self loves banana daiquiris. He consumes them like a fish to water! So even if I didnt drink he would still get this me drunk! Wow that must suck for you Doctor! Yeah it does at times. Mostly being me is great! Except when I run into stupid humans! Hey Im human! Oh I didnt mean you Booth. You and all your do you call them? Squints. Bones and the rest of em. They are all great. Just dont tell them I told you! I wouldnt dare! No you lot are fabulous! Also Sarah, Rani, Luke, and Clyde. I really do love all of my friends. I hated to leave them. That sounds like it would be rough. Doctor Im sure you get this a lot but I want to tell you again. What is it Booth? You look Human! Its hard to imagine that you are a Time Dude from Gallaway! The Snape Doctor started laughing at Booth. Thats Time Lord from Gallifrey! Booth shrugged. Sorry Ive never been any good with names. Well weird names anyway. Booth I will say what I always say when someone refers to me as human. What? You Look Time Lord! Well Im honored to look Time Lord! Your race sounds pretty cool! Yeah they used to be. Last time I had to destroy them because they were trying to destroy Earth! Wow! So the Time Lords went psycho? Pretty much just dont talk about it so loud! Why? It hasnt happened to me yet. Thats how I die! 11 pointed at 10/Barty. Oh alright. So he dies destroying the Time Lords? :Yeah. He dies and turns into me and I meet Amy. Wow! You sound happy about that!

No of course not! I wasnt ready to die! I had so much left to do and see with those eyes! I had so many more ALLONS-YS and MOLTO-BENES to say! But it happened and I cant change it. Anyway Im happy now with Pond and Charlotte. Im glad youre happy Doctor. So shall we go back with everyone else? Sure. I must talk with myself about my possession if that is indeed what it is. You havent had an outburst yet maybe its gone. I dont think so Booth. I can still feel it. It feels like I just want to shout at everyone and I have to be in control! I just must! Is that your nature Doctor? To be in control? Of course it is! I mean when the world needs saving I am usually the one to do it! I tell my companions to stay close but they never listen! Once I even locked Amy in the TARDIS! Why? She was pregnant and there was an alien invasion! I couldnt let her help! I couldnt risk her getting hurt! So I locked her in and saved the world all by myself. Doctor you are insane! So Ive been told! Many times! Am I really that bad? I guess not. Its just weird that you are here and youre a freaking alien! Yeah. I am. Come along Booth. The Doctor and Booth joined the others. Oi where have you two been? Oh just having a chat Barty. Ya know guy things. Were you talking about me? No Barty we were talking about me! Wait the you that is you now or the you that used to be me? What? Snape and Booth looked at Barty with confusion on their faces. You know what I mean! I was just telling Booth that I needed to talk to you about my possession or what ever it is. Oh right. I almost forgot about that. We can discuss it after the party. Dont forget! Lets dance everyone! Susan put on a slow song. Oh a couples song! Nice! 11/Snape went and grabbed Pond. Doctor! Its Snape baby! Oi wheres Charlotte? She fell asleep again. Ahh. Alright. Couples started floating onto the dance floor. Booth and Bones, Jack and Angela, Jack and Sarah Jane, Susan and David, 10 and Cam and Rose and John. Martha and Sweets were watching. Finally Sweets walked over to Martha. Martha would you like to dance? Sure Sweets! So Martha how have you been?

Ok I guess. I mean this divorce thing isnt easy. I suppose I will miss Mickey. But he isnt him. Martha do you think you will ever be in a successful relationship? I mean you are so focused on The Doctor. Sweets stop shrinking me on the dance floor! Right Sorry. Lets just dance. Oi Pond what do ya think is going on over there between Sweets and Martha? A budding romance? Nah looks like he is just trying to figure out why she is so hung up on you Doctor. Hung up? What do you mean by that? Amy rolled her eyes at her fianc. I just mean he is trying to find out why she still fancies you. Even now after you regenerated. Oh. Well I would like to know too. Doctor its just because well, you are so you! Ok. You are just so dashing and handsome and charming and protective. You know how Booth is with Temperance is how you are with your companions. You protect us and you love us. Even if sometimes you dont love us romantically. Ahh but I do love you romantically Pond. So what you are saying is that Im your Booth? Yeah and Booth is Temperances Doctor. Well wouldnt she be his Doctor? Oh you know what I mean! He is very protective of her as she is of him. I dont know why they arent going out already. I know. They should be! Maybe we can get them together! Ohh good thinking Pond! Hey Bones you having fun? Yeah Booth. I always have fun with you! Me too Bones! Booth? Yeah Bones? I want to be with you! What? II know its a surprise for me to just blurt it out like this but Booth I messed up when you asked me to give us a chance and I said no! I was so wrong Booth. I.. I want to give us a chance now. Please! Bones Ive waited for years to hear you say that! Ever since the first time I met you! Really? Yeah of course! So? Well give this a chance? Definitely Bones! Wonderful! Wait can we still work together if we are a couple? I dont want to sever our partnership. Damn the FBI Bones! Hell Ill quit if I have too in order to be with you! Oh Booth!

Booth took his Bones in his arms and kissed her. Everyone else on the dance floor stopped and watched. I guess they dont need us after all. Amy whispered to her Snape Doctor. Guess not. Good for them! The Doctor made everyone grab a drink and toast to Booth and Dr. Brennan. You Go Bren! You got a hot one! Angela yelled. Hey Ange! Jack objected. Youre hot too Jack! You and Booth are different hotnesses. Isnt that nice? 10/Barty turned to Cam. Cam couldnt contain herself and kissed The Doctor. CAM! AHH! WHAT? 10 managed to say. 11 of course felt this too. Whoa! OI! Amy said. Martha, Rose, and Sarah Jane also got jealous. OI QUIT SNOGGING MY DOCTOR! Martha screamed at Cam. I wish I could snog him. Just once. Sarah Jane said to Jack. Go for it! Cam did! Doctor youre supposed to snog me! Rose told him. Excuse me? John looked at Rose. Did I say that out loud? Yeah Rose ya did! an upset John told her. John! Rose ran after John. Not again! 11 said as he watched John run off. Cam was apologizing to 10. Doctor I am so sorry! I dont know what came over me! Cam its quite alright. Martha can I talk with you again? Of course Doctor. The Doctor took Martha aside. Yeah? Well dont you think it was kind of odd of you to yell Oi quit snogging my Doctor? I. I guess. Im sorry. Like everyone says Im not over you. I noticed. So did we decide that I should be the one to help you? Not bow tie me over there? Yeah it would be best. Right. So we will discuss it after the party. After I cure myself of whatever the hell is wrong with me. Alright Doctor. Are we ok? Martha Jones we are always ok! Barty and the fairy hugged. Thanks Doctor. Anytime Martha Jones. Anytime. Now lets go back to the others. Alright. Doctor I hope I can get over you.

You will Martha Jones. Maybe Mickey wasnt the one for you but there is someone out there. What ever happened to that Tom fellow? Oh. He left me. He said the same thing as Mickey that I was too in love with you to love anyone else. Oh. Sorry Martha Jones. Its ok Doctor. Ill be all right. Im just going to keep going to therapy with Sweets. That sounds like a good idea Martha. I know you will find someone. Someone so special they make you forget about me. Oh no one could forget you Doctor! I suppose not except maybe Donna Noble. Do you miss her Doctor? Every day of my life Martha. Im sorry. Ill be alright Martha. I mean look at me! He pointed at his older self dancing like a fool. Doctor you and your moves! It seems I became a worse dancer as I got older Martha. Martha laughed at him. Martha Jones would you care to dance? Sure Doctor. The Doctor took Marthas hand and led her to the dance floor. Oi Barty come dance some more! 11 grabbed himself and twirled him around. This of course made both Doctors dizzy. Ok bad idea! 11/Snape slurred. Am I drunk again? No wonder I felt drunk when I hadnt been drinking anymore! Just a bit. 11 hiccupped. Oi get off of me! Im trying to dance with Martha Jones! Sorry! This is nice Doctor. Yes it is Martha Jones. Oi Pond look at me and Martha over there! I better not be falling for her! I dont think you are Doctor. Looks like you are just dancing to me. Thank goodness! Doctor why are you so amazing? Im not sure Pond. I just am. Baby I love you! I love you too Pond! So very much! Doctor? Yes Pond? The song ended. Not in here Amy. The Doctor pointed to his head. You are insane! So? You still love me! I know. Youre just so magical! That I am Pond! Shall we join our friends love? Yeah Doctor. You make such a hot Snape!

Thanks love! The two walked back to their friends. Oi Snape! What were you doing dancing with no music? I was talking with Pond Barty. Shut it! Sorry Im very tetchy right now arent I? I think it might be the alcohol in me, me. Yeah I better stop drinking! Wasnt I not supposed to drink tonight? 10 asked his older self. Yeah I guess but it already happened so not like we can change it. Youre right me. Im going to go get some more Jelly Babies! Barty walked off in search of Jelly Babies. Oi wait for me! 11 took off after his younger self. You doing ok Martha? Yeah. Im fine. I suppose I need more help than I thought. Dont worry you will get over him. Hes not that special! Even though he thinks he is! Amy we both know that the Doctor is very special! I know but sometimes he has a big head about him! Ya know? Thats true. I suppose we all do sometimes. Yeah. At least he hasnt beat me tonight! Amy laughed. Amy that is nothing to joke about! I think he needs help as well. Oh he is getting help. From Sweets and himself. Right what is wrong with him anyway? Well I think and so does 10 that he is possessed with some evil being or something. Wow I wonder what it is. Oh he will figure it out. Doesnt he always? Yeah thats why hes so great! The two friends went off in search of their two crazy Time Lords. Amy Martha there you two are! We were wondering where you were! 11/Snape told them. We were just discussing things Doctor. Ya know girl talk. Ahh I see. Come Pond sit next to me. Amy sat down next to her Raggedy. Doctor are you drinking again? Yeah so what Pond? I hate it when you drink! You know how you get! The Doctor took Amys jaw in his hand. Amy, Amy, Amy how many times do I have to tell you? Ill be alright. Hmmm? Amy tried to talk but he was holding her jaw tightly. Oi I think Im hurting her! 10 yelled at himself. Oh Sorry Pond. The Doctor let go of Amy. Amy rubbed her jaw. Are you alright love? Yeah I think so Doctor. Pond Im sorry. He whispered to her. Shhh baby. Its alright. I know its not you love. Ya think its time to go? 10/Barty asked.

I suppose. 11/Snape looked around and noticed that all his friends were getting tired. What time is it? Amy asked. Its about 2 o clock Pond. What? I havent stayed up this late in forever! Not since you were pregnant love! Oh Doctor lets go! Alright. Lets all go say bye to Susan and David. Are we leaving? Booth asked. Yes Booth we are. Barty told the knight. Oi everyone get ready to go! Snape yelled. Doctor what happened to your Snape wig? Oh Im not sure Pond. You mean I dont have it on? He felt the top of his head. First everyone find my wig the first one to find it will get to drive the TARDIS! Everyone scrambled to locate the wig. Here it is! Dr. Brennan held it up. It fell in the bushes! Alright Dr. Brennan you get to drive home! YES! Bones yelled. Oh God we are all going to die! Booth yelled and started doing the sign of the cross. Hey! Booth I am an excellent driver! Yeah Bones of CARS! When have you ever driven a TARDIS? Shut up Booth! The Doctor remembered when he had had six drivers on the TARDIS. He counted the people and looked at his former self. Are you thinking we should let everyone drive? 10 asked. Of course I am. You know me! Its only fair. Lets see we have 17 people including us. Shall we take it in shifts? Sure. Sounds good to me. Ok everyone we have decided to let you all have a turn at driving the TARDIS! But since there are so many of us we will have to take shifts! Is that alright with everyone? 11 yelled to all his friends. The group of people started cheering. 11 turned to his last self. I guess they are fine with it. Come on lets go say bye to our Granddaughter! Susan! They both exclaimed. Oh Grandfather I wish you didnt have to leave! So do I Susan! It is rather late though. Grandfather do you always have to talk at the same time? Sorry. Susan hugged her Grandfathers. Oh thanks Susan! the two said together again. Ill miss you Grandfather. Ill miss you too. 11 said. Susan keep in touch. Your old Grandfather here needs you! 10 told her referring to his older self.

Yes I know Grandfather. Susans other guests came over to say goodbye to the lovely hostess. Susan thanks for inviting us! It was a pleasure to meet you! Thank you Cam! I enjoyed meeting you as well! The Doctors went to find their Grandson in law. David! Snape yelled. Snape, Barty must you leave? Yes David we must. Sorry to disappoint you. 11 said with a grin. Well it was wonderful of you to come. Both of you. David hugged the two Time Lords masquerading as wizards. We wouldnt miss our Granddaughters party! 10 said his voice going an octave higher than normal. He cleared his throat. Ya know you dont do that anymore since you became me. 11 laughed. Oi shut it! So are you lot ready? Come along then! ALLONS-Y! 10 led the way back to the TARDIS and let his older self open the door. Alright now I know everyone is anxious to get a turn just hold on. No pushing or shoving. The Snape Doctor told the group. Doctor we are all adults here, well most of us. Wait a minute where is Charlotte? Amy asked looking terrified. Pond we left her inside! Go get her! Susan came walking out just then with Charlotte in her arms. Grandfather did you forget something? Oh Thank God! Amy took Charlotte from Susan. Thats why you shouldnt drink! Sweets told the Doctors. Yes because I forget my child at her nieces house! Oh for the sake of Rassilon help me! The 11th Doctor looked to the heavens. So remember people dont push! Ok we get it! Martha the good fairy said sounding annoyed. Who just squeezed my bum? 10 asked. Sorry Doctor. Jack Harkness laughed. OHHH JACK! Oi cut it out Jack! 11 yelled. Alright. What the hell is taking so long to open the door? 10 asked his older self. Its jammed! Hold on! 11 kicked the door. Ahh there got her! Didnt that happen when I first met you Doctor? Remember she wouldnt let us in? Oh? 10 said curiously. Shhh Pond! Spoilers! Oops sorry! Who gets to go first? Booth asked eyeing the console. Well obviously I should be at the helm. She is my ship! Oi me can you go over there? 11 pointed to the other side of the console. Yeah sure. Hey quit bossing yourself around!

Sorry. Now whos tetchy? 10 grinned. Ok Dr. Brennan come here next to me. Right now hold this down like that. Thats good! Booth come over here! Yes there! Now pull this lever up like so! 10 demonstrated for him. Ok. I got it! The Squint Squad was on the console first. Now everyone else well hold on! You know how to not fall if youve been in here before right? 11 asked looking at his friends. Yes! Good! Now are we ready for take off? Where are we going? Angela asked. No where. Anywhere! Everywhere! Basically for now into deep space, I think everyone should spend the night if possible. Thats a good idea Snape! Oi Im not Snape anymore! Its the Doctor and you know it me! 10 rolled his eyes. So off we go! GERONIMO! ALLONS-Y! The TARDIS went off into deep space once again. After the squints got tired of flying they let the others pilot. Doctor are we really in deep space? Sure we are Dr. Brennan. You may call me Temperance. Alright Temperance. Would you like to see? I would love too! Gather round you lot! Im going to show Temperance and the rest of you that we truly are in deep space! Stand back! The Doctor opened the doors and revealed the dark dark night. Doctor thats the Earth! Cam gasped. Yes Cam! Isnt she lovely? 11 grinned at her. They took in the sights until they got chilled by deep space air. That was an amazing sight! Jack Hodgins commented. See I always told these guys that aliens were real! Oh you lot should have believed him! They are very real! Very real indeed Jack! I guarantee if you met a real Cyberman you would be frightened out of your boots! Doctor shall we go to bed? Its 3 A.M.! Yeah Pond thats a good idea. So were spending the night again then? I suppose so Booth. Im too tired to take you lot home. 11 sighed. So am I. 10 said looking at his older self. Where did Pond go? She went to bed Doctor. Martha said. Without me? Well goodnight everyone. Ill see you in the morning. The group headed to bed. Hey Sarah Jane want to share a room?

No Jack! It didnt work last time why do you think it would work now? Well you might have changed your mind since last time. Sorry Jack. Its alright. Jack went to bed alone. Martha knocked on Jacks door. Come in! Jack may I talk to you? Martha asked from the doorway. Course Martha come on in. Martha walked in and sat in a chair in Jacks room. You can come sit in the bed with me. Jack patted the bed. Jack are you naked? Oh sorry. I forgot. Wait havent you already seen me naked? Yeah by accident! Ill just turn my back while you get dressed. Alright. Jack slipped on his pajama pants. Ok Martha you can turn around now. Martha turned around to face a half naked Captain Jack Harkness. So Jack I need help. Martha tried to keep her focus on his gorgeous brown eyes, instead of his lean muscular body. Jack being the flirt that he is noticed this. He decided not to try anything. Martha was asking for his help and he was going to help her without any funny business. Sit Martha. Martha sat down on the bed next to Jack. She had to admit he had a great body! She thought of how it would be to sleep with him. Martha? Hmmm? You alright? Oh yeah. Just thinking. About? Just about how it would be to sleep with you. She said before her brain could stop her. Really? Jacks eyes lit up. God! Jack I, Im so sorry! I didnt mean that! I mean I guess Ive just been frustrated lately. Sexually I take it? Obviously. I feel like no one will ever love me. Or that I wont ever find anyone who surpasses him. Jack knew by him Martha of course meant The Doctor. Her Doctor. Martha you will find someone worthy of your love. Honestly I dont think Mickey was the one. I mean he was a nice guy and all but he just didnt seem to be right for you. How will I know when I meet him Jack? Youll know Martha. Youll look into each others eyes and just know. Any man would be lucky to have you! Youre smart, funny, sexy, crazy! Thanks Jack. Ill let you get some sleep. Jack stopped her. You can stay with me if you want Martha.

Jack please! Im still technically married and being with you wont help me! Martha I promise I wont try anything! Lets just talk and sleep. Well.. Oh come on! Alright. Martha climbed into bed. She thought something must be wrong with her if even Jack Harkness wasnt hitting on her. Doctor. Cam moaned in her sleep. 10 walked into the room. Cam had moaned loud enough for him to hear. He looked at her sleeping form. She really was beautiful. He stayed a few minutes to see if he would hear anymore. Ohh Doctor! He chuckled and left the room. Well that is interesting. He thought. The rest of the TARDIS occupants were asleep and 10 decided to look for a midnight or what ever time it was snack. All I have in this fridge is Custard! he said aloud. He heard footsteps in the hall. Oi me! What are you doing? 11 whispered. Just having a snack or trying to! You dont have anything but Custard in here! I like to stock up. Get the ice cream out. What ice cream? 11 rolled his eyes. The one you keep behind all the frozen foods! Did you forget already? Ya know I did! I cant believe it! Wow that is just so crazy me! Forgetting stuff already! 10 grabbed the ice cream out of the freezer. Cookies n Cream my favorite! I know! 11 chuckled. At least that hasnt changed! The two Doctors sat and ate their favorite ice cream. Amy woke up and noticed her Raggedy was not in bed with her. She then heard voices in the kitchen. Those of The Doctor. Doctor? Oh hello Pond. I thought you were asleep love. I was but I woke up and noticed you were gone. I got scared. Awww shh. Your Doctors here Pond. Amy sit and have ice cream with us. 10 told her. Alright what kind? Cookies n Cream love. Oh I love that flavor! Me too. The two Doctors said. The three sat in silence eating ice cream and remembering the night. Doctor are you going to figure out what is wrong with you? Amy asked Raggedy. Yeah Pond. Later after we get some more rest and we take everyone home. I think I might know whats wrong with me. Well you.

Yeah what do ya think it is me? Ill tell ya later lets get some rest. The three went back to bed. Night Doctor. Amy kissed 10 on the cheek. Oh good night Amy. Oi. 11 told Amy. Dont get jealous Doctor! Goodnight me. Night bow tied me! Doctor if 10 knows whats wrong with you how come you dont? I have been wondering that myself Pond. Lets get some rest and think about it tomorrow. Alright. Night love. Night Pond. The Doctor lay down next to his gorgeous fiance and fell asleep with his arm wrapped around her. The 10th Doctor lay down alone and wished he had someone next to him. Like Rose. He thought. No not Rose she was in another room with the human meta crises version of himself. He fell asleep and dreamt about Rose. The next morning Amy woke up and ran to get Charlotte. Oh what is it love? Youre hungry arent you? Hold on let Mummy change you first. Amy changed her and grabbed a bottle. The rest of the TARDIS was still asleep. Booths phone went off. Booth! 10 woke up and washed up. He went to go find some breakfast. Oi what are you doing now me? 11 groggily told himself. Good morning to me too! God I look like hell! Im trying to see if I have anything in here for breakfast. Oh I have eggs. We can make Pancakes, Waffles, Toast. Pond likes Toaster Strudels. What the hell is a Toaster Strudel? 10 looked at him confused. Its a kind of pastry. Amy tried them in America and liked them so we stocked up. Doctor we just got a case so we have to go. Booth came out and told the two. Cant you stay for breakfast? 11 asked. Not really. I already woke my people up. I think we should go. Booth we are in a time machine! We can have breakfast and go back however many minutes you need to! 10 said. Oh yeah that is true. I am hungry. Its not good to go to work on an empty stomach Booth! 11 looked at him. Alright Doctor. Ill tell everyone we are staying for breakfast. Great! 11 grinned. 11 and 10 made breakfast. They made waffles, pancakes, sausage, bacon (which 11 gagged at), and toaster strudels. I still find it hard to believe I dont like bacon anymore! 10 told his older self.

I know. Remember when you found out and had a fit? Yeah that was pretty hilarious. All except the part where you assaulted Pond! Oi I said I was sorry didnt I? Amy has forgiven me! Has she? Amy walked into the kitchen with Charlotte. What are your daddies talking about love? She asked Charlotte. Oh theres my girls! We were just remembering when I assaulted you Pond. 11 told her. You have forgiven me havent you Amy? 10 asked. Yeah Doctor course I have. I love ya now! Aww thanks Amy! Im glad we could be friends! Friends? We are way more than that! I had your baby for goodness sake! Well technically you had my older selfs baby. True but shes still yours too! Even if she looks like me! 11 laughed. Everyone else aboard the TARDIS came out at that time. I thought I smelled breakfast. Jack Harkness said. Morning Jack. Good Morning Amy. Jack you just got a text from home. Martha said as she came out of Jacks room. Oh thanks Martha. Martha what were you doing in Jacks room? Amy asked her eyes lighting up. What? Oh we were just talking and I fell asleep in his room. Sure Martha. Amy beamed. Amy nothing happened. Martha and I just talked last night. She didnt want to be alone so I let her sleep in my room. You mean Jack Harkness didnt try anything? Amy looked amazed. Hey! Im not always hitting on everyone! Technically Martha is still married! Since when are you not hitting on everyone? 10 raised a brow. Jack stayed silent. Morning Doctor. Ahh good morning Sarah! Kids how did you sleep? 11 asked. Oh I slept great Doctor! Rani answered. Wonderful Rani. The two beamed. Doctor everything smells wonderful! Temperance said as she came out of her room with Booth behind her. Thanks Temperance! Doctor I think you have earned the right to call me Tempe! If you wish. I rather like that! Thanks Tempe! 11 and 10 grinned. Hey you never let me call you Tempe! Booth you always call me Bones anyway! Oh yeah. Booth shrugged. Grab a plate everyone and eat! 11 told them. They sat and ate and talked. They talked about the party last night and how Booth and Bones got together.

I would like to make a toast to Bren and Booth! Angela raised her glass. May they live many happy years together! May they be healthy and prosperous! May they make gorgeous babies together! Everyone had taken sips already and when Angela said gorgeous babies Booth spat his orange juice out. Booth are you ok? Temperance patted his back. Sorry that gorgeous babies part just caught me by surprise! Well you lot is everyone ready to go? Yeah Doctor we have to get going. Booth looked at his watch. Ok Booth how far back do we go? 11 asked him. Oh about 30 minutes Doctor. Alright then. Hold on you lot. The Doctor set the TARDIS and she landed back in D.C. Here we are! Great thanks Doctor! Booth and the Squint Squad said farewell to all their friends. Thanks for coming guys! Sweets told his friends. Course Sweets! Anytime! Come on guys we gotta go! Booth took hold of Bones hand. Im glad we can finally hold hands Bones! So am I Booth! Im still worried about what the FBI will say! Bones let em say whatever they want! They cant dissolve our partnership! I hope they dont! I wont work with anyone else! Come on Bones we can worry about that later. We got a case to solve! The D.C. dwellers left the TARDIS. Im going to miss them. Sweets said. Well you can go visit them whenever you like Sweets. 11 told him. I can? Of course! I told you already that if you want to go visit them just let me know. Doctor its not like I can just call you whenever! Why not? Its not like I have a job to do! Oi my job is saving the day! 10 said. Oh yeah well even then I do have days off. So what do we do now? Amy asked. Pond we relax. Doctor dont we have to take everyone home? Ahh of course. I forgot about that. I can take them. What? 11 looked at his younger self. I can take everyone home if you want a break. No! I need you! We still have to figure out what is wrong with me. Remember? Oh yeah. So who do we take home next? I guess us Doctor. Rose said. Rose Tyler I will miss you. 10 embraced her in a hug. Doctor I will see you again. She hugged him tight not wanting to let go. Wont I? She asked turning to 11.

I. Im not sure Rose. I hope so. Alright lets take you two home. 11 told Rose and John. Doctor where exactly do they live? Sarah Jane asked. We live in a universe like this one Sarah Jane. Its just parallel to it. Wow. So where does the TARDIS land? For some reason she always lands in Norway. On Drlig Ulv Stranden. Whats that mean? Sarah Jane asked Rose. It means Bad Wolf Bay. Both Doctors and John flinched at the words. Are you lot alright? Amy said as she watched them flinch. Yeah fine. The three said. Right so off to Bad Wolf Bay. 11 said clapping his hands. The Doctor started the TARDIS. This time he didnt say his usual GERONIMO! or ALLONS-Y! The TARDIS landed on Bad Wolf Bay. Well here we are time to say goodbye. 10 said with sadness in his voice. Rose and John said bye to everyone. 10 got out with them to say a proper goodbye to Rose. We always end up here dont we Doctor? Yeah Rose it seems we do. Doctor I wont say it again. All it does is hurt me every time and you know how I feel. The Doctor didnt care if John was there. He had to finally say the words. The words he had wanted to tell Rose Tyler since he first met her as his 9th self. Rose I have to say it before I leave. What Doctor? Rose Tyler I love you! She gasped as she heard the words she had wanted to hear from him since he regenerated. The Doctor grabbed Rose and kissed her. Oi! They heard John say. John Im sorry but I had to tell her! I understand. Rose lets go love. No! What? The two men said. I. I cant go with you John. Im sorry? John asked looking at Rose with tears in his eyes. What? 10 said again. Rose turned to the Doctor. Her Doctor. The Real Doctor! Doctor I just cant! I mean every time its the same! We land here and you leave me again! I cant take it anymore! Take me with you. It can be like old times! Rose Tyler you know I cant do that! I die soon and then what will you do? Come back to John? Im so sorry Rose. I. I have to go. Rose wept again as he left her. This was the fourth time it had happened and each time broke Roses heart a little more. 10 walked back to his future TARDIS. He hated leaving Rose again and knowing he couldnt go back. Although he did feel good that he had finally told her. Are you alright me? 11 asked.

10 sighed. Ill be ok. Ya know me. Yes I do! Quite well actually! 10 rolled his eyes at him. Shall we take Sarah and the kids home next? 11 looked at his friends. Yes Doctor I suppose so. We didnt even tell Rani and Clydes parents that we stayed with you Doctor. I hope they are not worried. Oh we called them Sarah Jane. Rani told her. You did? Good. The Doctor took off to Eeling. He looked at his younger self. He could feel his pain and knew that he was missing Rose. Here we are you lot! Thanks Doctor! Rani hugged him. Youre welcome Rani. See ya soon. Ill miss you Doctor. Rani hugged 10. Ill see you again Rani. Clyde and Luke said their goodbyes to the Doctors and the rest of their friends. They walked out of the TARDIS with K-9 behind them. Bye K-9! The Doctors shouted. Good bye Masters! The metal dog answered back. Sarah. Time to go. 11 looked at her. Sarah what is it? Whats wrong? Nothing Doctor. I will just miss you is all. Sarah youll see me again. I know it! I hope so Doctor. I just hate seeing you go. Come along Sarah. Ill walk you out. Both Doctors walked Sarah Jane out. Thanks Doctors. Sarah hugged them and smiled. Good bye Sarah. They said together. Right so the only ones left are Jack, Martha, and Sweets. 11 smiled. Doctor do you think they were together? Amy whispered. I dont believe so Pond. Ive known them for a long time and they dont lie. Oh. Doctors I have my Vortex Manipulator to take me home. Although it shorted again. Jack I will take you home no problem. 11 grinned. Thanks Doctor! Ok you lot off to Cardiff! Oh I hate Cardiff! 10 groaned. Yeah I know! I remember. 11 laughed. What happened in Cardiff? I almost died there Pond. It was along time ago with Rose. Wow. You never told me that! Amy theres a lot of things Ive never told you! How do you know? Amy asked 10. Well I can read my thoughts. Oh yeah.

The TARDIS landed in Cardiff. Here we are Jack! Thanks! Jack said bye to everyone. Hey Martha if you ever need me call! Im here for you. Thanks Jack! Martha hugged him tight. The two Doctors raised an eyebrow at each other. Amy if you ever need to get away from him call me! Jack smirked at her. Oi! 11 and 10 said. Thanks Jack but I think Ill be ok. Jack Harkness walked out of the TARDIS. So Martha and Sweets I suppose we should head off to New York then. Yeah Doctor. I guess. Martha sighed. Martha my dear you will be quite all right! 11 smiled at her. Thanks Doctor. I know I will. Thanks to all of you. Martha Jones call me when your divorce trial starts. Oh I will Doctor. Definitely. The TARDIS landed in New York. Here we are. 10 said sadly. Well Doctor thanks for the good time. Ill see ya at my trial. Both of you. Martha said looking at the two Doctors. Yeah course Martha. 11 told her. The two Doctors embraced her. Amy Ill see ya soon. Yeah Martha. Take care. You too Amy. Let me know if you need any help. I will Martha. Thanks. Martha walked out of the TARDIS and into her house. The TARDIS then took off to Sweets place. Sweets it was great having you here. 11 told him. Thanks for having me Doctor. I appreciate it. Anytime Sweets! I think we need to continue our therapy Doctor. As Do I Sweets. I just need myself to help me figure out the problem. See ya in a while then Doctor? Yeah Sweets. See ya soon. Doctor it was good to see you again. Sweets shook hands with 10. Yes Sweets it was a pleasure. Sweets we will figure out my problem and see you in a few days. Sure Doctors see ya then. Thanks for the help Sweets. Of course Amy anything for my friends. Well call and let you know what is going on with the Doctor. Sounds good Amy. I hope you figure it out. Course I will. Im The Doctor. 11 and 10 said.

Sweets left the TARDIS knowing The Doctor was in safe hands, his own. So shall we go to the medical bay? 10 asked looking himself in the eye. He couldnt believe he had green eyes now. Hmm? Oh yeah sure. Come along Ponds. Doctor does this mean you have to see yourself naked? WHAT? Both Doctors yelled. NO! 11 screamed. Ok sorry I asked. Amy was now thinking of Her Raggedy naked. Pond? Hmmm? You alright love? Yeah Im fine. So what exactly is going to happen here? Well Pond my 10th self here will sonic me and see if anything abnormal pops up. Cant you just sonic yourself Doctor? Amy asked. Of course I could Pond. But its much easier having another me do it. Oh. Why? Pond stop asking so many questions! Sorry. Oi me go sit on the bench there. Alright. Now lets see. Let me set the Sonic first. Oi use the green one! Its more advanced! But I love my blue one! Ok fine whatever! 10 pulled out his blue sonic and ran it over his older self. Oi watch where you point that sonic! 11 told himself. Amy giggled. Its not funny Pond! Oi can you shut up while I do this! I thought Doctors were supposed to have good bedside manners! 11 said. Oh Hold on. What? Well thats not good! 10 was muttering more to himself than to anyone else. What? What is it! 11 was worried there was something seriously wrong with him. Well according to the sonic there is something possessing me. I mean you. What sort of creature is it? Hold on Im still scanning! Are you really wearing Fez Boxers? Amy giggled again. Oi shut up! Pond bought them for me! You bought me Fez Boxers! 10 exclaimed. Hey what can I say you love Fezzes now! I think you look better with them off of course! Amy said this last part in 10s ear. Pond quit flirting with me! Im busy! Sorry love.

Ohh look at that! 10 said as the sonic beeped indicating it had found what was inflicting what we could only describe as torture onto poor 11. What! Well it seems Im possessed with an Androvax. Not just any Androvax. This one seems to only torture me when Im drunk. Interesting. What? Thats not interesting! This bastard has been making me attack Pond! Get it out! Calm down me! All we need to do is go to the de-possessor machine! Come on! Ahh I have always wanted to use it! I just didnt think I would be using it on myself! Yeah well we cant have everything we want! Now get in! 10 pushed himself into the machine. Oi quit being so rough! Doctor are you sure this will work? Youre not going to end up killing yourself are you? Pond shut up! 11 screamed from inside the machine. Well I just want to make sure I dont end up raising Charlotte alone! Amy this will work! I promise! If it doesnt! Well it will! 11 was starting to panic. Would you hurry up! This is worse than being stuck in The Pandorica! 10 turned to Amy. Whats The Pandorica? Spoilers! Amy told him. 10 finally turned on the machine. The pain shot through both Doctors as the machine did its work. AHHH!!! 11 screamed from inside. 10 doubled over in pain. Amy covered Charlottes eyes. She didnt want her to see her Daddies like that. 10 grabbed Amys shoulder. Amy, Amy I need! What? What do you need! Jelly Babies? Fish Custard? A Bow Tie? Oi I dont wear a bow tie yet! I need a chair! Come on Charlotte lets go get Daddy a chair! Amy ran with the baby to get a chair. Here Doctor! Sit! Thanks Amy! Oi Am I done yet! I feel like a frozen food item! 11 yelled. Hold on! Almost! Ahhh! 10 clutched his hearts. 11 was doing the same inside. Doctor are you ok? What do I do? Im fine Amy! Im almost done. Charlotte started fussing. She knew something was wrong with her Daddies and she didnt like it. Shh love! Mummys here! Daddy will be fine! Ok. Im done. 10 said looking up from his chair. 11 gasped as he was face to face with the demon that had been haunting him. AHHH! GET ME OUTTA HERE! he screamed. He had left his sonic on the bench. 10 jumped up and opened the door for him.

The Doctor and the Androvax fell onto the floor. Quick Amy activate that holding cell! What? Oh humans! TARDIS lock the Androvax in a holding cell please! The TARDIS obeyed. Thanks! Oi Amy help me up! 10 pointed to his future self laying on the floor. Here hold the baby. Doctor? Doctor! AHH! Pond there you are! Youre alright! Quite so! Doctor does this mean that you wont hurt me anymore? I believe so Pond. It was that beastie that made me do it! 11 pointed at The Androvax. Why? Why did you possess me and make me hurt the woman I love? More importantly why did you appear when I was drunk? 11 gave his serious face to the Androvax. You were weak Doctor! I knew I could use you! Use your life force to regain my strength! When exactly did you overtake me? I surely would have felt it! That is why I waited when you were drunk Doctor! I watched and noticed your actions. Susans party was a perfect opportunity! I made myself invisible and jumped inside you! Alright but why Pond? Why have me hurt her? Well she is an annoying human! I needed her to leave you so I could get you alone. I need your help Doctor. OI! Amy shouted clearly insulted by the Androvaxs words. Pond please. Im sorry let me get this straight. You wanted me to help you! Youve got to be kidding me mate! You tortured me for months and now you want my help? I dont think so! Doctor my whole planet is gone. My whole species. Surely you know what that is like, Time Lord. Look Im sorry. I really am. I cant help you. Especially not after what you have done to me! Youve made my mates think Im a horrible abusive drunk monster! Doctor I need you to help me find a place to live. I was exiled here. Oh I know that feeling! Both Doctors said. 11 turned to his old self. What do ya say me? Shall we help him? Are you mad? After what he did to me! You! ME! Didnt you just say a few minutes ago that you couldnt help him? Yeah I did. But you know me I can never refuse those words. What words? Amy asked. She of course knew the words, she just wanted to hear him say them. 11 looked at 10 for an answer. Help me. 10 said. Oh Doctor just drop him off in deep space! He doesnt deserve to live after what he did to you! 11 and 10 gasped.

Pond have you learned nothing from me? Well Doctor he made you hurt me! I dont think you should help him after he did that! I mean he almost destroyed our relationship! Amy listen to me love. Nothing can destroy us. You and I. Were solid. We have true love. There is nothing that can mess with the bond between us. Oh Raggedy! Amy went and snogged him. OHHH! 10 groaned. Amy and 11 stopped snogging at looked at him. Sorry. Wow Amy youre a great kisser! Amy blushed. Thanks Doctor! Oi! 11 said. So Doctor what do we do with him? 10 pointed at the Androvax. I suppose hey you called me Doctor! Well you are me! I was going to say I suppose we can find him somewhere where he cant jump into anyones body again. What about where we left the Vashta Nerada Doctor? Pond are you insane? I cant do that! They will eat him! Oh yeah. I forgot about that part. Look just leave him there for now. We can discuss what to do with him outside. Good idea younger me! The Doctors and Amy along with 10 holding Charlotte left the Androvax in the holding cell. Wait you cant leave me here! Relax! Well be back! Eventually. 11 laughed. He hadnt felt this relaxed and care free in a long while. So youre ok now right love? I sure am Pond! he grinned at her. Amy snogged her Doctor again. Ohhh Amy! 10 said huskily. Oi! 11 and Amy said. Sorry but you know I could feel Amy kissing me too! Doctor does that mean All of you feel it when we ya know.. Amy asked both Doctors. Well yeah Amy. Didnt I already tell you that Pond? Oh yeah. I bet the rest of us wonder which one of them is getting laid. 10 laughed. Yeah probably. So what shall we do now? 11 looked at the other two. First I think I should put Charlotte down. She fell asleep again. Oh right. Sorry. Ill get her. 11 took Charlotte from his former self. Thanks. The Doctor took his little Time Lady and placed her in her crib. Sleep well little one. He kissed her atop her head. Right you two Charlottes out. What do you say we get some lunch?

Oh sounds great me! What shall we eat? Hot dogs? Amy suggested Pizza? 10 said. 11 made a face at them. How about burgers? Alright I could go for a burger. 10 told his older self. Sounds good to me love. Now where do we get burgers? The TARDIS was still parked in New York. Doctors we are in New York. Oh yes I had almost forgotten with all the commotion going on. 10 said. Wait, we cant leave the TARDIS. 11 told them. Why not? 10 asked. Well the baby is asleep and we have the Androvax here. I dont want to leave him locked in my TARDIS! Oh yeah. How about we go get burgers and you stay here. 11 told his younger self. Alright. Just hurry up. 11 and Amy left the TARDIS to go find a burger place. 10 set his sonic in case Charlotte woke up and went to check on the Androvax. The Androvax was asleep standing up. 10 figured he would be ok and went to read in the library. Oi me! Where are ya? 11 yelled. 10 heard himself yelling and answered Im in the library! Amy and The Doctor walked into the library with burgers, fries, and sodas. Here we go. Enjoy! Oh everything smells so good! Doctor how do you know what 10 likes on his burgers? Pond. Hello? Were the same! I remember what I liked back then! Amy sighed. Sometimes I forget! Doctor is Charlotte ok? Yeah shes asleep still. The Androvax is also sleeping. I almost forgot about him. You suppose we should feed him? After what he did to me he doesnt deserve to eat! Yeah. He isnt a pet or something Doctor. True Pond. Well we can just leave him there for a while. Alright. Oh lets go watch a movie Doctors! Which one Pond? They asked. I dont know. You pick. How about 2012? 11 said. What about it? 10 asked. Well lets watch it. Theres a movie called 2012? Yeah it came out in November 2009. 11 told his younger self. It did? I guess I was busy then.

I suppose so. 11 said. Wait you know what I was doing during that time. Where was I? Oi I cant tell you that! That is major spoilers! Oh yeah. Damn! Anyway Doctors shall we watch it then? Sure. The two said. Pond you get the movie ready and well get the snacks. Alright love. What snacks do we need me? 10 asked. Pond and I usually have popcorn, and crisps. Oh sounds great! Yeah make the popcorn, and Ill get the crisps. Ok. 10 grabbed the popcorn and threw it in the microwave. I see I havent changed where I keep things in the kitchen. No of course not. Why would I? I dont know. I just figured things would be different. I mean the console and everything look different. Im still jealous that there is a pool in the library! Oh cheer up! You will have a pool in the library soon enough! Yeah I suppose. So how is this movie? I havent seen it. Or rather you havent. Or whatever. Ya know our life too busy to watch a film. Yes we are busy a lot. Doctors! Coming Pond! The two Time Lords walked into the den. Here we are Pond snacks. 11 said setting the snacks on the table. Great Doctor! Are you two going to sit down? Yeah of course. 10 laughed. Right Pond is in the middle. Ill sit on the left. Me you can sit on the right. Or I could sit over there. 10 pointed to a chair next to the couch. Aww come on sit next to me Doctor! Amy patted the couch. Yeah me. Pond doesnt bite! Unless you want her too! Oi Spoilers! Amy said staring sexily at her Raggedy. Sorry. 10 nervously sat down next to Amy. Are you alright Doctor? Yeah Amy Im fine. Youre making me nervous Pond. What? Why? Oh not this me. That one. Amy turned to 10. Am I making you nervous Doctor? No of course not! Yeah Pond its the skirt! You should just take it off! Raggedy! I meant go put on some trousers!

Oh. Do I have to put on knickers as well? Pond you still arent wearing knickers! I got used to it being pregnant and all. Its more comfortable. Wait so you are telling me that at the party you were not wearing knickers! Which party? The Halloween one! Oh well no I wasnt. I really only wear knickers now well ya know. Pond! What? I dont want perverts staring at you! At your, your lady bits! My lady bits! Oh Doctor youre hilarious! What perverts exactly are you talking about? Well you know! Jack! Jack! Trust me! Jack Harkness will never get near my lady bits! No one will but you! Thats good to know! Now can you go put on some trousers! Amy laughed at her Raggedy. She went and snogged him. A snog so powerful it sent him to his knees. 10 groaned again. Amy helped up her Doctor and whispered Sure love anything for you! She ran off to change. Wow I can now see why I have sex with her so much! 10 told his older self. 11 laughed. Oh yes! That Pond is rather feisty in bed! Amy came back and heard this. Oi! Dont go telling him what Im like in bed! Right Sorry. Amy whispered in 10s ear. Youll find out soon enough love! Uhmm. 11 cleared his throat. So boys lets watch this movie! Amy started the movie. Oh I remember when I went to 2012! 10 said. Yeah I know! What a year that was! Youve been to that year before Doctor? Certainly Pond! You never told me! It was a long time ago. With Rose. 10 said looking sad. Wow it was a while ago. I was my 9th self! 11 said. Doctor that is so cool! Oi you didnt make my favorite popcorn! Sorry Pond I didnt make it. He did. Oh. Well thats ok. You dont know my favorite popcorn yet. She said looking at 10. You could tell me and Ill go make it for you. No Spoilers! Amy loved teasing 10. The movie was starting. Now everyone hush! 11 looked at Amy and himself. Doctor this looks scary!

Shh! Sorry. Amy thought it was annoying sometimes watching a movie with one Doctor, now that there were two she thought she might go mad! They watched the movie while eating their burgers, fries, and snacks. Doctor if this really happened would you be there to save the world? I always save the world! Its my job! Both Doctors said. Yeah thats true. The Doctors heard Charlotte fussing over the sonic. Pond pause the movie! Ill go get her. Alright thanks love! Well I (he) seems better now. Yes thank God! I mean we just had a row right now and he didnt hurt me! I was actually afraid that he might! We cant have anymore of that Amy. I know! I cant live like that! Hes back to normal now that you helped him. Course I cant let myself carry on like that. Hurting you and drinking all the time! Im just glad everythings ok now. Amy started getting closer to The Doctor. Amy what are you doing? Come on. Just a little snog. I know you like it when I snog your older self. Well that is true but hes I cant do that to me! Amy moved away from him. Yeah youre right. I love My Doctor too much to ever kiss someone else! Even if you are him! 11 walked back in at that time. Oi whats going on between you two then? Nothing. The two said. Right then. Lets finish this movie. Course Doctor. Are you alright me? 10 had begun to sweat thinking of Amy. What? Oh Im fine. Well it is rather warm in here. Is it? TARDIS can you turn on the air please? Thanks love! Raggedy can you switch places with me? Why Pond? I. I cant see from here. Pond you have been sitting there the whole film and you havent complained. Please love. The Doctor saw the looks on his face and Amys. All right what exactly is going on here? He demanded. Then he started to chuckle. He knew exactly what had happened. Come on someone say something! Neither Amy nor the Doctors younger self said a word. Fine. Ill say it. You came on to me? Didnt you Pond? He pointed an accusatory finger at Amy. I. I. How did you know? 10 shook his head.

Youre supposed to lie! he told Amy. Oh I cant lie to him! He knows me to well! I know you both to well! Im actually hurt that you two didnt think you could tell me the truth! Doctor! Pond please lets just finish the movie. We can discuss this later. He sat back down and resumed the movie. The three sat in silence until Amy had to go use the bathroom. Ill be right back! Dont un pause without me! Hurry up Pond! So she hit on you eh? Yeah I didnt know she was going to do that. Yeah well you dont know Pond yet. You will. I mean once youre me and you really know her; then youll understand. She is sort of like Jack. Im sorry it happened. I told her I couldnt do that with her. Not yet anyway. Are you cross with me? No. Not really with you. More so with Pond. Ill discuss it later with her. Alright. Oi are you two talking about me? Quite right. Were talking about you hitting on myself over there. Doctor I. Pond save it. Right now I just want to enjoy the end of this film with my other self. Oh and not with me Doctor? Amy just sit. You called me Amy. Yeah so? Stop it. Im your Pond! Yeah you are. Now sit. Amy sat. She was sure that he wasnt violent anymore but right now he was upset and she didnt want to take a chance at him hurting her again. The movie finally ended. That was fantastic! 10 exclaimed. Youre sounding like 9 again! 11 laughed. Oh so I am. What did you think of it me? It was amazing actually! Amy what did you think? 10 asked. I loved it Doctor! Good. Well I guess I should be going. Going? Going where? Where am I going? 11 asked. Back to my TARDIS and my time period! No Im not! You have to stay here until Martha calls us for the trial! What? And when will that be? Im not sure. Although we could always pop to the future and see. Problem me. We dont know where to pop too! Oh yeah. Damn! 11 said. I can stay if ya want. Its better than going back and being all alone.

Great! Just stay away from Pond! I will! Dont worry! Hey! Sorry Pond but the thought of you having sex with my former self makes me sick! Doctor I would never! You wouldnt? So what? You just wanted to snog me? Him. I. I dont know! Ya know Pond I am tempted to just let you sleep with me! Him. You know what? Do it! Just do it already! 11 yelled. WHAT? 10 screamed. Hes not serious is he? Amy looked at 10. No! I would never do that! Amy I love you! I love you to much to let you sleep with me! Huh? Oh you know what I mean! That me loves you to much to let you sleep with this me! Ahh gotcha! Doctor remember the Star Whale? Amy remembered this for some reason and asked 10. The what? It was then that she realized that this Doctor didnt know anything yet about all the adventures that he went on with her and Rory. He had yet to meet her. Sure he was nice, handsome, and smart and all, but he wasnt Her Raggedy Doctor. She couldnt lose her fianc for a roll in the hay with his former self. Her Doctor knew her better than she knew herself. He loved her for her, just as she loved him for him; bow ties, fezzes, Stetsons and all. She had a child with Her Doctor. Technically she was also 10s but she didnt create her gorgeous baby of time with him. Nothing Doctor. I have to go talk to you! Amy left 10 in the TARDIS den. Doctor? He had locked himself in their room. Doctor let me in! Amy started banging on the door. The Doctor was so upset at Pond at the moment. He felt like he wanted to hurt her. Maybe it wasnt the Androvax making me hurt her. He thought to himself. Amy ran back to 10. Hes locked in our room. Can you sonic the door for me? Yeah sure. Oi me! Open up its you! The Doctor didnt want to let himself in. 10 sonicked the door. Thanks! Oi get out! I dont want to talk to you right now! Who me? 10 asked. Either of you! Doctor please hear me out! Alright. Fine Pond. Ill be in the library! 10 yelled as he walked away. Well Pond what do you have to say for yourself?

Im so sorry. Raggedy I love you! I promise Ill never hit on you or anyone else ever again! Pond what am I going to do with you? Marry me and have lots of Time Babies? Oh? I like that! So you forgive me then? Yeah Pond. Thanks love! The Doctors phone went off. Oh what is it now! Who is it love? Its Martha. Hello Martha. Doctor I just wanted to let you know that my divorce trial is set for November 9th at 10 am. Youll be there right? I will Martha. Im writing it down as we speak. He motioned to Amy to get a pen and paper. Good. Will I have to testify Martha? Well I wanted 10 to testify and you and Amy to be there for moral support. Oh. Well we can do that! Ill tell me about it. Great! Is he still there with you? Yeah. Actually we are still in New York. We had lunch and well we havent left yet. You are? Come on over and we can have drinks! Wait I forgot how you get when you drink. Look come over and we can discuss the trial. Alright. We will be there in five Martha. Were going to Marthas? Yes Pond. Alright. Ill go tell 10. Ill go get me, him. Pond. Ok. Ill go get Charlotte ready. What about the Androvax? The TARDIS will make sure he doesnt escape Pond. The two went off in separate directions. Oi me! Were going to Marthas. We are? Why? Well you have to testify in her divorce trial. I hate trials! But if its for Martha Jones then Ill do it. 10 sighed. Why do all the women always fancy us? 11 laughed. Cause were The Doctor! Who wouldnt love a dashing, handsome hero? Someone thinks highly of himself! Yes you do! 11 grinned. Oh shut up and fly the TARDIS! Oi dont tell me to shut up! Besides I seem to recall you telling Sky Silvestry Doctor youre so handsome! Why yes I am! Thank You!

10 scoffed. That wasnt me! That was you! Exactly! Now shift! 11 ran to the console. Pond are you ready love? Yeah Doctor. Alright off we go! GERONIMO! 11 screamed. Five minutes later they were in front of Marthas house. Oi Martha Jones! Its me! Open up! 10 texted her. Ill be right out! I heard the TARDIS! Come on in! The door is unlocked! Was in the shower! 10 thought of a naked Martha Jones. He shrugged knowing that even thinking of her naked he still didnt fancy Martha. Martha says to go on in. 10 told his friends. Alright. Come along Ponds and me! Martha! 11 called. Oh I forgot to mention Martha was in the shower. Ahh alright. 11 thought of a naked Martha. He felt nothing. I guess we can sit Doctors. Yes Pond. Lets. The three sat in Marthas sitting room. I wonder if we can make a cuppa Im thirsty. 11 said. Martha is it alright if we make a cuppa? 10 yelled. Sure go ahead! Ill be out in a minute! Martha answered. Thanks! 10 told her. Right Ill find the tea. Me get some mugs! 11 told his younger self. Lets see ahh heres the mugs! 10 pulled out 4 mugs. 11 took the mugs from himself and filled them with water. He then grabbed the tea bags. The tea was finally done. Now thats a great cuppa! 11 said. Martha emerged from her bedroom. Sorry I took so long. Oh no problem Martha! 10 smiled at her. Here Martha have a cuppa! 11 handed her a mug of tea. Thanks Doctor! Charlotte woke up crying. Shhh love. Mummys here! Doctor how did you know what kind of tea I liked? Martha asked 11. I remember from my time with you of course Martha. Ya know when I was him! 11 pointed at his 10th self. Oh right how could I forget. Raggedy can you take your daughter? She wont stop fussing! Hand her over Pond! The Doctor took his baby girl from her Mummy. Oi what is it love?

I miss the TARDIS Daddy! Oh is that all? We will be back soon. Whats wrong Doctor? Amy asked. She misses the TARDIS. Both Doctors said. Ahh I see. Dont worry love we will be back there soon. Pond when did you start saying Ahh? Ive been hanging around you too long Doctor! I better stop it! Yes Pond! Once we leave here I will take you home! Oh shut up! Martha looked at them. She turned to Her Doctor. Are they always like this? Yeah just about. I rather like my new self. 10 grinned. I like him too. Martha said. Doctor? Yes? the two answered. I was wondering when we could discuss my case. Oh right. We may discuss it now. 11 told her. Right. Thanks Doctor. Martha what exactly do I have to do? 10 asked. Well have you ever been in a trial before? Of course I have Martha. Alright well the lawyers will ask if we had an affair. Then they will ask how I feel about you. Yeah and you want me to lie on the stand! 11 yelled. WHAT! I cant do that! 10 exclaimed running his fingers thru his hair. Doctor calm down! I want you to just tell them that Im not obsessed with you! 10 laughed. It was a laugh that he had used once before when the Daleks told him to open the Ark. The Dalek had said The Doctor will open the Ark! He laughed at him and replied The Doctor Will Not! 11 smiled at his younger selfs laugh. He remembered doing it; being him and laughing that laugh. Look Martha. I cant tell the court that you arent obsessed with me! I mean look at you! No offense love but come on! Look around Martha. 10 pointed to her sitting room. All of them looked around her sitting room. Martha had hundreds if not thousands of pictures of her and The Doctor. Oh I remember this! 11 held up a photo of him and Martha in Shakespeares time. Look at this one! 10 held a photo of Martha and himself on the moon. Ahh that was our first adventure Martha! 11 smiled. I remember Doctor. So about the case? Oh yes. 10 said stuffing his hands in his pockets. Shall we have a drink? Maybe it will relax us. Good idea Martha! Amy told her friend. Martha can I put Charlotte in your room? 11 looked at his sleeping baby. Sure Doctor! Ill take her. Thanks!

Alright me! Get the drinks! 11 told his younger self. Oi why me? I dont know. It just seems like you would know where they are. Why would I know? Do you ever remember being here as me? Hmm? Actually no I dont. Sorry. Doctors Ill get you that drink. Amy would you like one as well? Sure thanks Martha. Im not pregnant anymore. Are you sure Pond? What? Are you sure youre not pregnant? Course Im sure Raggedy! Alright. Its just you never know. I mean the way we are. What? How are we? 10 asked. You just mean we make love a lot. Amy told him. Ahh I see. Nice! 10 winked at Amy. Oi! Dont you two start that again! 11 said. Sorry love. Doctor what are you talking about? Martha asked. Well Martha it seems my 10th self and Pond have been flirting behind my back! Martha gasped. Amy! What? Hes hot! Look at him! I know he is. I guess thats why I still fancy him. Ya know Martha if you didnt fancy me we wouldnt be in this situation. Her Doctor told her. I know Doctor. Oi me leave Martha alone! I cant blame her! I did get around when I was you. Alright I admit I kissed a few women. Yeah not to mention I slept with oh umm never mind. What? Who do I sleep with? No one! Just forget it! Damn I hate that you know more than me! Sorry. Its not my fault you died! 10 spluttered. Wha- Hu- Yes it is! You did whatever you did to result in my death! Oi dont look at me! It was you that did it! You didnt have this hair, face, or clothes when you did it! Doctors how about those drinks? Thanks Martha! They said. Amy can you help me? Yeah of course. So hows he been treating ya? What since we left you earlier today? Well yeah. We did get in a row cause I kept flirting with 10. Were all right now though. So he hasnt hit you anymore?

Oh no! We figured out the problem. Well mostly The Doctor did. It was an Androvax possessing him and making him act that way. Wow! Glad he could get it out! Yeah hes fine now. The two women entered the room and found the Time Lord fighting with himself. Oi stop it! What are you two doing? He started it Pond! He said he wanted to take you and show you who was the better lover! I did not! Oh dont lie to me! I have the power to hurt you! DOCTORS! PLEASE! Martha screamed. Now Doctor did you say that? Well I maybe. See! 11 was fuming. Amy walked up to 10. Oh Doctor, Doctor, Doctor. Dont you know love that I dont love you. I mean I cant. Youre not him. I just enjoy teasing you is all! Amy smirked. But you wanted to snog me! Lets just call that a lapse in judgment. Also technically I am him! Ok you are him but I realized that hes the one I love. Hes the one I have had all my adventures with, been in danger with, and had a child with. Aww Pond that is so sweet! Amy walked over to Her Doctor. She snogged him something fierce. Ohhhh! 10 groaned. Thats for being MY DOCTOR! She told him seductively. Pond Im very privileged to be YOUR DOCTOR! Oi can you two cut it out! Youre driving me mad! Awww poor Doctor! You need to get laid! He raised a brow. Is that an invitation Amy? Of course not! Didnt I just tell you I dont love you! I love you! Amy pointed at 11. I love you too Pond. So Martha shall we discuss the case further? Yeah Martha what else are they going to ask Sexy? Am I Sexy? 10 asked. Obviously. 11 told him. Thanks! Wait 11 rolled his eyes. Im not calling you Sexy! I was just answering you! Pond was in fact referring to you! I know that! Ugh I was such a handful young! Shut up you know you love me! Yeah I know. How can I not love myself? Doctors? Amy looked at them. What? Sorry. They said.

Anyway Doctor they will ask if you ever fancied me. Ya know they will want to know our relationship. Right got it. So I will say you were my companion. I mean we are mates you and I. Yeah mates. Martha squirmed as he said the words. The others noticed this but didnt comment on it. Ya know maybe it wasnt a good idea to talk about this while drinking. 11 said finishing his banana daiquiri. Well you didnt say no to the drink love! I thought you were going to quit! Pond that was when I was drunk and hurting you! Now Im just drunk! Oh so now you dont have to give it up then? Nah. I like it. It relaxes me. I could think of a way to relax you Doctor! Pond please! Not in front of me and Martha! I dont mind. 10 said. Shut up me! Excuse me. Ill be back in a bit. Martha walked off to the bathroom. Wheres she going? 10 asked. Hello? Are you thick or something? Here you are flirting with me when you know that Martha is in love with you! Amy told 10. What? Marthas jealous! I didnt mean to hurt her! Shell come out in a bit. 11 told them. Martha its Amy can I come in? Yeah. Are you alright? Oh Amy! I dont understand why he doesnt love me! Martha sobbed in Amys arms. Shh. Its alright Martha. Hey look at me. You will be ok! Hes just one man! He isnt that special! Not that special? You are kidding right? Ok yeah I know he has that effect on us. I wonder why Donna didnt fancy him. Shes a nutter if ya ask me! Yeah Donnas crazy! The two women laughed. Its a shame what happened to her though. I know Martha. The Doctor told me. I would hate if I forgot who he was! Especially since we have a child together! I know. Charlotte is adorable! Thanks. Doesnt she look just like her daddy? Yeah! She does. I know both of them love her a lot. I wonder what the rest of him would think of her. Im sure they would love her as well. I mean The Doctor is close to his family. Look at him and Susan. Thats true. I can just imagine the 1st Doctor with Charlotte! He seemed like he was such a grumpyface back then! Amy laughed. Really? The Doctor never showed me pictures of his former selves. Raggedy and I made a scrap book of all his former selves.

I remember you showed it to us. Oh yeah. So are you alright Martha? I will be Amy. Thanks. Your friendship means a lot to me. Course anytime Martha! The two women walked out of the bathroom arm in arm. Are you ok Martha? Yes Doctor. This time I am. Thanks. So shall we get going you lot? 11 looked around at his friends. Yeah I suppose so Doctor. Allons-y! 10 said. Amy went to go get the baby. Come along Charlotte. Daddy says we are leaving. Hurry up Pond! Were coming! Martha it was a pleasure! Call us if you need anything else for the case. 11 told her. Thanks I will Doctor. You better answer your phone! Martha I always answer my phone! 10 said. Sure Doctor! Martha Jones I will see you at your trial! Yes Doctor. Thank you so much! Anything for you Dr. Jones. Martha hugged her Doctor. See ya soon Martha. He let go and had to pry Martha off of him. Sorry. Martha said looking him in the eyes. Its quite alright. Thanks for the drinks. Amy told her friend. Thanks for the talk. Yeah if you need to talk again, just call. I will. You be careful. You too. The two Doctors, Amy and Charlotte left Marthas place. We should go check on the Androvax. Yeah Raggedy. I hope he didnt escape. Nah the TARDIS is escape proof Amy. 10 grinned at her. Amy looked at the two. What? They both said. Sorry. I was just noticing how you two are so different. Sometimes its hard to believe you are the same person! Believe it Pond! Its me! The Doctor in the flesh! Oi Im The Doctor too! 10 yelled. I know! Come on lets get back inside the TARDIS. The Doctor opened the door for everyone. 10 walked in ahead of him. Thanks me!

No problem me! Im going to go see how the Androvax is doing. 11 ran off. This child gets heavier everyday! Amy complained. Here Ill take her. Amy handed a sleeping Charlotte over to her Father. The Doctor took his child that so much resembled his older self to her crib. Thanks Doctor! Amy called to him. Meanwhile the 11th Doctor was on his way to see what became of the Androvax. Oi Androvax! Are you still alive? He asked it. Yes Doctor! Now what are you going to do with me? I think a visit to The Shadow Proclamation is in order. The Shadow Proclamation! They will throw me in prison! The Doctor gave his serious face to the Androvax. After what you did to me you deserve it! Im sure its against Galactic Law to invade a person and cause them to do horrible things! You are so right me! 10 said leaning against the doorway. Thanks me! See I agree with myself! 11 told the Androvax. Are we going to The Shadow Proclamation then? 10 asked. We are definitely going there! 11 grinned. Nice havent been there since Donna and I. 11 noticed the sadness in his voice. Yeah I remember. He told 10 quietly. Well anyway Ill go tell Amy. Thanks again me! 11 left the Androvax and ran to the TARDIS controls once again. Right Shadow Proclamation here we come! 10 knocked on his door. Amy? Come on in. I just wanted to let you know we are going to the Shadow Proclamation. Amys eyes lit up. Seriously? Yeah we are going to take the Androvax there and let them decide his punishment. Wow! Ive never been there! What should I wear? Amy its not a party what youre wearing is fine. Oh alright. Im going to see if I need any help. Ok. Oi me are we there yet? We will be in another 5 minutes. What did Pond say? She got excited and asked what she should wear. What? Its not a fashion show! Yeah well you know women. Oi are you two talking about me? What? Maybe just a little. 10 smiled. Stop it! Doctor.

Yes? The two answered. I meant Raggedy. Oh yeah Pond? What do ya think they will do with the Androvax? Im not sure Pond. He isnt our problem anymore. The TARDIS landed at The Shadow Proclamation. Let me go out first. 10 said. Of course go ahead me. 11 opened the door for him. Thanks! 10 walked out. Hello! Doctor? the High Officer of the Shadow Proclamation said as she saw the 10th Doctor emerge. I have a convict for you. He told her. Oh? Yes an Androvax. He was possessing my 11th self. Doctor you should not meet your 11th self! Yeah well ya know how that happens from time to time. I mean I have met my other selves before. Yes I am aware of that. Is he in there? She asked pointing to 11s TARDIS. Oh Yes I Am! I mean he is. This is his TARDIS! Well my TARDIS! Well oh you know what I mean! 10 grinned as he leaned against the TARDIS. Is he going to come out? Yeah I told him to let me come out first. Oi me you can come out now! 10 yelled. Ok hold on! The Doctor was going to try to put handcuffs on the Androvax. TARDIS can you help me out love? The TARDIS using her powers of levitation (what doesnt she do?) handcuffed the Androvax before letting him out of the holding cell. Thanks dear! Come along Androvax! 11 said. 11 took the Androvax out while Amy got the baby ready. Hello Madame High Officer. 11 grinned. She looked from 10 to 11. My you two look as different as night and day. Im day. Hes night. 10 said. Oi how come Im night? Doctors please! Amy yelled at them as she came out of the TARDIS with Charlotte. Sorry. They both said. Who is this? The Madame High Officer asked. Ahh this is my fiance Amy Pond. Hello. Amy held out her hand. The Madame High Officer didnt shake it. A human? she said. Yes Amy is human. 10 said. Oi whats wrong with that? Im sorry I didnt mean to offend. I just never expected The Doctor to be with anyone; human or otherwise. And the child?

Oh this is our child Charlotte. Amy told her. Well she is very attractive. She looks like you. She said looking at 11. Thanks! 11 grinned again. 10 cleared his throat. So what are we going to do with him? Ahh yes! We shall hand him over to you Madame. She motioned another Shadow Proclamation official over to escort the Androvax to a cell. Bye Androvax! Have fun in prison! 11 called out. Everyone laughed at The Doctors comment. I suppose its time to go you lot. The bow tied Time Lord said. Alright Doctor. Charlotte is getting fussy. Aww she just wants her Daddy! Dont ya love? 11 took her from Amy. Well Madame I believe its time we go! Thank you for taking the Androvax off my hands! Youre very welcome Doctor! It was good to see you again. Both of you. Good to see you too! Both Time Lords said. ALLONS-Y! 10 yelled. They went off to the TARDIS. Can I drive? Amy asked. NO! Both Doctors yelled. Oi I was kidding! Doctor where are we going now? Why must we go somewhere Pond? Well because we are in a Time Machine! So? That doesnt mean we have to go somewhere. Yeah Im tired. 10 yawned. 11 also yawned. Now Im tired as well. Amy said. Oi did you two put some sort of Time Lord spell on me to make me tired? What? Of course not! They chuckled. Pond remember we are Time Lords not Wizards! We dont do spells! Yeah we were only wizards on Halloween! Oh shut up you two! Can you believe her? 10 asked himself. Well you have something to look forward too me! 11 said smugly. I cant wait! So what are we going to do now? Oi now you sound like Pond! Why cant we just relax? You know me! Its hard for me to sit still! Thats certainly true. 11 laughed. Doctor Im hungry again. The Doctor rolled his eyes. Pond we just ate (he looked at his watch) 3 hours ago! Where did the time go? So Raggedy? Can we eat now? Yeah Pond. He said as he heard his stomach growl twice! Sorry. 10 said.

11 laughed. Ok fine lets eat somewhere! Where? We are in deep space me! Well what do you lot want to have for dinner? I could go for a pizza. 10 said. Yeah me too. Where shall we have pizza then me? I dont know. Anywhere. Doctor what about Italy again? We could go back and show that saleslady Charlotte. Ohh I go to Italy? 10 grinned. Yeah Doctor but we just had pizza there. It was really nice! Amy smiled at him. It sounds nice. I cant wait for it to happen. You love it Doctor! Amy told him. Great! So Raggedy? Florence? Alright Pond. I sure as hell am not going to Venice, ever again! What happened in Venice? Spoilers. Oh. The Doctor set the TARDIS to Florence once again. She landed in 5 minutes. Doctor I can smell the pizza already! Yes Pond just like the last time! The 4 headed to the caf. So what sort of pizza do we get? 10 asked as they walked in. Well knowing me as I do I would say you were in the mood for sausage, yeah? Damn you know me to well! 10 laughed. That I do! Pond is sausage alright with you? Sure Doctor. Hello may I help you? Yes Im The Doctor! 10 and his older self said. 11 frowned at him. Oi Im The Doctor! He told him in his head. Sorry to late now to name myself John Smith! Wait I remember you! The hostess said. Youre The Doctor! But who are you? she asked 10. Ahh yes Im Dr. John Smith. I thought it was too late to use our alias! 11 told his 10th self in their heads. Oh. Please have a seat wherever you wish. Thanks! The 3 adults said. Are you going to order Mountain Dew again? 10 asked his next self. Maybe. Whats it to ya? I dont know just curious I guess. The waiter came to take their orders. Hello my name is Lorenzo and I will take your orders. May I start you off with something to drink? Yes Thanks! Ill take a Mountain Dew please! 11 said.

10 made a face. Ill also have a Mountain Dew. Ill take a Coke thanks. 10 said. The waiter walked off. Oi I saw you make that face! Oh shut up! You shut up! Doctors please! Both of you shut up! Youre acting like children, not like the 907 year old you are! Oi Im not 907! Yeah not yet! Shut it the pair of you! The waiters coming back! Sorry. Here we are. Thanks! Everyone said. Are you ready to order now? Yes we want a large sausage pizza please. Alright any sides? Do you have wings? I remember once on the Titanic, not the real one of course I had these delicious wings! Oh yeah. I remember that! Yes sir we have wings. We have barbeque, ranch, parmesan, and plain. Ill take an order of parmesan please. 10 said. Alright. Any one else? Pond do you want any? Sure. You? We will take an order of ranch please. Perfect. Ill be back shortly. God Im starving! Amy exclaimed. Pond our food is coming soon! Drink your Mountain Dew! Oh shut up Raggedy! Oi Pond! You better watch yourself! What are ya going to do? Spank me? Maybe Pond! If you keep acting that way! 10 raised a brow. So it looks like I have a kinky sex life in my future eh? Oh yes you do! 11 laughed. Lorenzo came back with a piping hot pizza and wings. There you are. If you need anything else let me know! Thanks! All 3 said. They ate and talked about all the things that had happened to them recently. So you really want to help Martha? You know me! I cant refuse when someone asks me for help! Yeah thats true!

I remember when I had just regenerated and I was lying in bed. Rose Tyler whispered Help Me! in my ear and I popped up but then I passed out again. 10 smiled as he said this. Ahh yes! I remember that very well! Now shut up and eat! Oi Im just making conversation! 11 laughed. You should know Im kidding me! Yeah I know. Ugh I can taste your Mountain Dew! HA! Sorry. Doctors lets finish eating so we can go. Whats the hurry Pond? I want to go to the shop! Oh I love a little shop! Both Doctors said. They finished their meal and waited to pay the bill. Is there anything else you need? No thanks just the bill! 11 smiled. The Doctors got the bill and they decided to split it with Pond leaving a tip. Thank you very much Doctor. Lorenzo you were a great waiter! Thanks for the service! 11 told him. Youre quite welcome Doctor. Come along Ponds! 11 grabbed Charlotte and took Amys hand. To the little shop! 10 exclaimed. They found the shop and entered. Hello may I help you? Her eyes lit up as she set her eyes upon 11 and Amy. Hold on! I know you! Yes its me The Doctor! Hi nice to see you again! Amy smiled at her. Who are you? Oh hello Im Dr. John Smith. Pleased to meet you. Whats a handsome man like you doing here? Shopping for your girlfriend, maybe? What? Oh no! I. Im single. Very single! Well thats good to know! So do you remember the last time we were here? You wanted us to bring our baby back so you could see her? 11 tried to distract her. He knew his 10th self was getting uncomfortable because he was also starting to feel uncomfortable. Yes I remember that! She took her eyes off of 10 and looked at the carrier. Aww shes adorable! Whats her name? Her name is Charlotte Rose Pond. 11 grinned. She looks like you. Thanks! So did you need anything? Clothes maybe? What? Oh no. Im not pregnant again. Well not right now anyway. We just wanted to come show you the baby. Oh. Well Im glad to see her. She is so precious! Thank you. It was nice seeing you again. We must go. Come along Ponds and John! Good bye!

The Doctors with Amy and Charlotte walked off to the TARDIS. Pond have you seen my key? No. I thought you had it. I cant seem to find it. I have mine. 10 pulled out his TARDIS key. He started to miss his TARDIS and wondered if she was alright. Oh dont worry about her shes fine. 11 told him as he opened the door. Thanks me! 11 handed him his key back. Sure no problem. I hope you find yours. I will. Its around here somewhere. Ahh! Here it is! Where was it Doctor? Weirdly it was in my back pocket Pond. I never put it there! I must be losing it! What do you mean youre losing it? It seems to me like you already lost it when you were me! Oh yeah that whole Mars thing. 11 said looking sad. What? What Mars thing? Hmm? Oh nothing. Pond lets go to bed. No tell me! What is it? I. I cant tell you! You know I cant! Like I told you a while ago, just dont beat yourself up about it. Well it doesnt matter if I tell you not to feel guilty. I know when you go back and it happens you will feel guilty. I might not. Depends on what it is. 11 laughed at this. Trust me mate you will definitely feel the guilt! In fact I am feeling the guilt right now! I wish I could know. Maybe I could prevent it. No! You cant do that! It is supposed to happen. You change it and thats that! If I told you who knows what would happen? I mean that would be like if you met 9 and told him Oh by the way Rose Tyler is the Bad Wolf! and she causes you to turn into me! Yeah I see what ya mean. Pond lets go to bed love. Alright Doctor. Goodnight Doctor. Amy kissed 10 on the cheek. Goodnight Amy. Night me! Night Doctor. Amy and 11 went to bed. Charlotte having been placed in her crib as soon as they walked in. 10 went to the library and found a bottle of Gin his older self kept there. He decided to have a drink to calm his nerves. He wondered what he could have done on Mars that caused him so much guilt. He had intended to only have one drink, having found a shot glass. An hour later 10 was one very drunk Doctor. 11 woke up and noticed he didnt feel well. He ran to the bathroom and promptly vomited. Doctor? Are you alright love? Oh my head! Pond I feel! I feel drunk! What? How you were asleep! Obviously one of my other selves has been drinking. Ill give ya one guess which one!

Why would he drink? I mean right now? Its probably what I told me, him. He thinks alcohol can get rid of his worries. 11 walked off to find his last self. He found 10 in the library with an empty gin bottle in his hand. Doctor hes asleep! Maybe we should just leave him No Pond! You go back to bed! Im going to chat with myself here! Doctor! Pond Go! Amy left fearing he might hurt her again. Oi! Wake up! 11 violently shook his former self. What? What! Dont What! me! Get up! I have to talk with you! Alright. Im up! What is it? In case you hadnt noticed youre drunk! Oh yeah. Sorry about that. I didnt mean to drink this whole thing. 10 said holding up the empty bottle. Forget about the bottle. Whats wrong with you? Why did you need to drink? I guess I just thought it might help me with the guilt. Its ridiculous! Im feeling guilty for something I havent even done yet! I dont even know what it is! Yeah I suppose thats my fault. If I had never mentioned it you wouldnt have had the need to drink tonight. Its alright. Oh I was sort of sick in the pool! Sort of? Ok fine I was sick in the pool! A lot! Sorry! Ill clean it! 11 looked in his pool. OH FOR THE LOVE OF RASILLON! SORRY! Its ok. The TARDIS can clean it! Will you be a dear, love? The Doctor looked up at his ship. The TARDIS groaned disapprovingly at 10. Oi I said I was sorry! he told her. She cleaned herself up and cursed at 10. OI! They both said. Language! My 10th self said he was sorry! Its over and done with! Now lets go to bed me! Right. Can you carry me? Umm no sorry. I only carry people named Pond. Oh so if I change my name to Pond then you will carry me? Let me rephrase that. I only carry females named Pond. Oh. I just feel all ya know bleh! 11 had to steady him. Being that it was 10 that had drunk the bottle; he felt the effects more than his 11th self. Yeah well thats what ya get when you drink a half bottle of Gin in one sitting! Now youre a little bit of a Drunky Wunky Doctor arent ya? Hold on. I have to rest. Here just lean on me, me.

Are you sure you cant carry me? NO! Im not Jack! Yeah Jack would carry me. Do ya want me to call Jack over here so he can carry you? Would you? No! Besides he would probably try to molest you while he carried you! Ahh! Never mind! Im alright. See! 10 stood up from where he had been resting. He wobbled a bit and steadied himself on his older selves shoulder. Whoa! You alright me? Yeah. Ill help you to bed. Can you read me a story? 10 asked as he climbed into his bed after 11 helped him change. What? A story! For Rasillons sake man you are 903 years old! So. Everyone loves a good story! Sorry I have to get back to Pond. You can read yourself a story. Aww its no fun reading to myself! Wouldnt it be the same thing if I read to you? Either way its still reading to yourself! Oh yeah I suppose. You are getting on your own nerves! 11 angrily told his younger self. Sorry! Fine Ill just go to sleep! Goodnight! Goodnight! 11 in his anger slammed the door. This woke up Charlotte and Amy who had drifted back to sleep waiting for Raggedy to return to bed. SHIT! The Doctor cursed to himself. Doctor why did you slam the door? Sorry Pond! I was just making myself so upset! Well you woke me up and the baby! Ill get her Pond. You go back to sleep love. Ill try. Come back to bed soon! I will Pond. The Doctor walked in to soothe his little Time Lady. Charlotte did Daddy wake you? Hes sorry! He picked her up and rocked her. She feel asleep in 5 minutes. Good night love. Ok Pond. Im back. What was so upsetting Doctor? Oh just my younger self. He wanted me to carry him to bed and read him a story! What is he a five year old? Thats what I thought as well. Lets get some rest love. Night Doctor. Sleep well Pond. The Doctor fell asleep with his arms wrapped around Amy. The next day The Doctor woke up kissed Pond on the head and went to the bathroom. Raggedy where are you love? Im in the bathroom love!

Oh alright. Im going to go check on Charlotte. Amy went to go see if her Time Lady was awake. Hello Charlotte! Good morning! Morning Mummy! Amy changed Charlotte. The 10th Doctor woke up with a massive headache. UGH! He groaned as he turned over. He suddenly felt a rush of hot water hitting his body. He figured his 11th self must be in the shower. The 11th Doctor was indeed in the shower and wondered if the sensation would wake up his 10th self. Amy knocked on his door. Doctor? Are you awake? Yes Amy come in. Are you alright Doctor? Amy asked holding Charlotte on her hip. Charlotte cooed at her father. My head is killing me! Aww Ill get you some aspirin. Come along Charlotte lets get your daddy some medicine. 11 walked in to his 10th selves room in a towel. You alright me? Ahh go put on some clothes! 11 chuckled at him. Hows your head? Well, my head. It hurts like hell! What did I do last night? What? You dont remember? No. Did I do something embarrassing? Well you drank a half bottle of Gin. I had to help you to bed. Oh My! Now thats embarrassing! Thats not all. You were sick in the pool, you wanted me to carry you to bed, and then I helped you into your pajamas, and you asked me to read you a story! WHAT! Yes it was rather irritating! I am so sorry! Its alright. Come on get up and get ready so we can have breakfast! Ok. Thanks for helping me last night. Course I have to help myself! 11 smiled at him and walked off to get dressed. Pond there you are! Where are you going? Oh just to give you some aspirin. Why? I dont require aspirin. Amy rolled her eyes. Oh! You mean my 10th self! Being a Time Lord is so confusing sometimes! Well I wouldnt have you any other way Raggedy! Here Doctor. Amy handed 10 some aspirin. Thanks Amy.

The Doctor took the aspirin and in one quick gulp swallowed them. Do you want some water love? He raised a bow at being called love You better not let me hear you calling me love! He told Amy. Sorry. Its just habit, so water? Yeah thanks. Here ya go Doctor. Thanks. So Ill go so you can get dressed. Yeah that would be wise. Come on Charlotte lets go see your other daddy. Amy went to find her Raggedy. Doctor! Im making breakfast Pond! Can you take care of your daughter while I go brush my teeth and shower? Course Pond! Put her in her carrier. Ill go get it Doctor. Here hold her. The Doctor took his baby from her Mummy and told her Do you want to help daddy make breakfast? Oh yes Daddy! Charlotte cooed at him. Alright heres her carrier Doctor. Thanks Pond! Well Ill be back in a minute. Charlotte started fussing for her Mummy. Oh Mummy will be back soon! 10 came out of his room. Do I, you need any help? Yeah can you watch her while I finish breakfast? Sure. Come on Charlotte! Shes fussy right now. 11 told his last self. Whats wrong love? Shes probably hungry. Im hungry and I want my Mummy! Oi! Whats wrong with me? Both Doctors said. Ill make her a bottle. 10 said. Thanks me! 10 made a bottle and fed his little one while his older self finished breakfast. Is breakfast done? Amy asked as she came out of their bedroom. Almost Pond. I had to get my younger selves assistance to watch the baby. Yeah but she wants her Mummy. 10 said looking at Amy. Oh does she? Did she tell ya two that? Yes. The two said. What is it love? You want Mummy? Yes Mummy! I missed you! Amy looked at the Doctors. What did she say?

She said she missed you. The two Time Lords told her. Aww. I was only gone for a minute! Come here love! Amy took Charlotte from 10s arms. Alright breakfast is done! Omelets ala Doctor! 11 yelled. Oh that looks great me! Doctor this looks wonderful! Let me put Charlotte back in her carrier. Amy placed Charlotte in her carrier so she could eat. She started crying for her Mummy. Oh hush! Mummy is right here! I think she just wants you to hold her Pond. Well Im busy! I forgot how spoiled infants were. 10 said as he sat down. Shell quiet down in a minute. 11 commented. I hope so. Amy said. The three ate and Charlotte feel back to sleep. Told you she would quiet down. 11 said through a mouthful of eggs. Doctor dont talk with your mouth full! Oh right. Sorry. Does your head still hurt Doctor? My head didnt hurt Pond. Oh wait, you meant that me again. Sorry. I feel better thanks Amy! So what do we do today Raggedy? Im not sure Pond. We can do anything and everything. I vote movie time! 10 smiled. Ok me we can watch a movie; whose turn is it to pick? Me! 10 and Amy said. If I remember correctly I picked the movie last time. I suppose you can pick it this time. 11 told them. Who? Amy and 10 asked. Well you of course. 11 pointed to 10. Aww no fair! I wanted to pick one! Pond you may pick after we watch whatever my 10th self picks. Alright. Although technically its still you picking the movie Raggedy! 10 snickered at his nickname. He still didnt know why he was called Raggedy but knew he would find out. Oi what are you thinking about me? 11 asked bringing his 10th self out of his thoughts. What? Oh I was just wondering about the Raggedy. Ahh yes Raggedy! Well you will find out why exactly you are called Raggedy! Yeah Doctor! So lets go watch a movie! The three went to the TARDIS den. Pond wheres the baby? Oh God I forgot her in the kitchen! Ill be back! Pick a movie before she comes back! 11 told him. 10 looked thru the DVDs he had. Ahh this one! 11 looked at the DVD in his hand. It was Ghostbusters. Oh good one me!

Amy came back carrying Charlotte in her carrier. Ok which movie did you pick? 10 held the movie up for Amy to see. I love Ghostbusters! Who doesnt? 11 said. Remember when I was with Rose Tyler and we met those ghosts? I said I aint afraid of no ghosts! 10 laughed at the memory. I remember that! Good ole Rose! 11 grinned. Doctor what about snacks? Ohh forgot about that! Ill get them! 10 said jumping up from the couch. Thanks Doctor! How bout a snog while Im out of the room? 11 whispered to Amy. Doctor please! You will be back any moment! Actually I doubt I can carry all the snacks by myself. Im going to see if I need help Pond. Alright. Oi me you need any help? Yeah can you grab the sodas? Sure! 11 grabbed the sodas and crisps. 10 was busy making sandwiches. Are we having a picnic or what? 11 laughed. Sure why not? We just ate a while ago! 11 told him. Yeah well Im hungry again! Are you sure youre not pregnant mate? Ha! If that were possible maybe! Well hurry up! 11 yelled. Oi quit yelling at me! Sorry. The Doctors finally returned to the den. There you guys are! I was wondering where you went! Sorry I apparently had to make sandwiches. 11 said gesturing to his 10th self. Amy would you like one? What kind are they Doctor? I made ham, turkey, salami, and tuna. No Fish Custard ones! 10 said rolling his eyes at his older self. Oi shut up! You love Fish Custard now! Doctors! Come on lets not fight! Ponds right lets just watch Ghostbusters and eat. Thanks for making sandwiches me! Youre welcome me! Now shut up! Oi! Amy laughed at both of them. You two stop it or Ill cover your mouths! Oh Pond you wouldnt dare!

Amy was still scared of The Doctor, even if he hadnt hurt her since the Androvax left him. Damn you know me to well Raggedy! That I do love! Now lets watch this movie. The TARDIS started the movie for them. Thanks love! 11 said. They ate and watched the movie. 10 commented that ghosts were not that scary. He received a SHHH! from his older self and Amy. Sorry. He whispered. Doctor you make wonderful sandwiches! SHH! The two Lords of Time told Amy. Alright sorry! They finished the movie and cleaned up after their picnic. Doctors I love that movie! Amy grinned at them. So do I! Oh I wish you two wouldnt keep doing that! Amy we cant help it. We are one. 10 smiled at his older self. Are you going to recite from Lion King again? 11 laughed. What? When did you do that? Amy asked looking at 11. Well when I was him. I was newly regenerated and I had just woken up from recovery. I had to save the Earth from the Sycorax. He cut off my hand that Sycorax leader! What a mean bloke he was! Yeah ya know I loved when I was giving him one of my amazing Doctor speeches and I said IT IS DEFENDED! Oh I love when I did that! 10 beamed. It was rather epic! 11 smiled at the memory. Ok Doctor stop being full of yourself! Oi Im not full of myself! The two said. Ill fill you with myself in a minute Pond! 11 smirked at her. Doctor! Shut up! Its just me Pond. We can discuss anything in front of me. Well almost anything. Yeah just dont tell me how I turn into you or all the adventures I go on with Amy. Dont forget Rory! He was there too! Well in some of them. Amy said. What? Whos Rory? Oh thats the bloke Pond was going to marry. Thank Rassilon she chose me instead! Ahh so I break up Amy and this bloke? Wow. It wasnt your fault Doctor. Well maybe in a way it was. Anyway Im glad I met you! Youve saved me from a dull life in Leadsworth! Glad to help Pond! Besides that you give me the best sex ever! 11 who had been drinking soda at the time spit it out as he heard this. POND! What? Its a compliment! Not in front of me! He gestured to his 10th self. You just said we could discuss anything, just about! Plus it will be his sex life too! 10 grinned.

Shes right you did say that and it will be my sex life. Alright you two win! Discuss whatever you like! Go ahead talk about Christmas and Jackson! Who? 10 and Amy said. See! You havent met him yet! Well stop telling me! Right. Sorry. I say we all have a lie down. Im not tired. Oi now look who is talking at the same time! Doctor why dont we go for a swim? That sounds fun! 10 pictured Amy in a bathing suit. Pond you really want to swim after I was sick in the pool? What? When did that happen? Last night me over there was sick in the pool! Oi I said I was sorry! Amy made a face as though she might be sick herself. You alright Pond? Yeah Im fine. Im not much in the mood for a swim anymore. I dont blame you. 11 chuckled. How about we go show Amy The Medusa Cascade? 10 asked. Nah I dont much like it there anymore after Pompeii. Oh yeah that whole Lord of Time, Your name burns in the Cascade of Medusa herself thing. 10 said. Dont forget the Man From Gallifrey. And Daughter of London bits. 11 said. Doctors what the hell are you talking about? Oh about when I went to Pompeii Pond. I told you remember? There was a sooth sayer that looked exactly like you! Oh yeah you did tell me! The 10th Doctor looked at Amy. Doctor why are you looking at me like that? Sorry just noticing the resemblance. Ya know that sooth sayer might have been your ancestor Amy! No! Ya two really think so? Anythings possible Pond. Well yeah with you two around course it is! 11s phone went off. Martha. He said looking at the I.D. Hello Martha. Doctor I just spoke with my lawyers and they said they need to talk with you. Why do they need to do that Martha? Well the trial is in 8 days Doctor! They want to make sure you are prepared for any questions that might be asked. Martha dont you think you should be talking to my 10th self? Yeah hand him over! Oi me phone! Thanks!

Doctor? Yes Martha Jones its me. Ok I was just telling you that my lawyers want to make sure you are prepared for any questions that come up. Oh I see. Alright Martha. When do they want to meet? Tomorrow at the Manhattan Court House at 10 am. That will be fine Martha. Ill make sure to let myself know. Do you want him there as well? Yeah. Alright. Thanks for letting me know Martha. Thanks Doctor! See ya tomorrow! Bye! Good bye Dr. Jones! Well we have to go to the Court House tomorrow. Why do I have to go? Martha wants you there. Whats the address? I have no idea. Text Martha Jones and find out. Right. What time then? 10 o clock Manhattan time. Ok thats fine. The next day the Doctors, Amy, and Charlotte were on their way to Manhattan once again. 11 having texted Martha and asking her for an address set the TARDIS and shouted his usual GERONIMO! while his 10th self alongside him was shouting ALLONSY! They arrived at the courthouse at 9:45. Wow Im early this time! 11 smiled looking at his watch. Good! Now lets go find Martha Jones! Oi Doctor wait for me! Pond I think you had better stay here. I doubt the lawyers will take to a woman in a mini skirt with a baby. Aww! No fair! I promise love next time I have to save the world you will be the first person I call for help! Alright! Hurry up Raggedy! The Doctor kissed Amy and Charlotte and walked off with his 10th self. I still dont understand why I have to go. 11 was telling 10. Maybe Martha is going to try to explain that we are Time Lords. Well not just Time Lords but in fact the same one! No! She wouldnt! Her lawyers will think she is mad! Well we know Martha Jones isnt mad! Shes just infatuated with us! 10s phone rang. The Doctors had been climbing the stairs and talking as they did so. Martha Jones where are you? 10 asked. Doctor are you here? Yes Im right outside. Did you bring your older self? Course I did like you asked.

Good. Im on the 3rd floor. Just ask for the offices of Taylor & Williams. Right. Taylor & Williams. Got it. 11s ears perked up as he heard the name Williams Williams? I wonder if they are any relation to Rory. I have no clue. Why dont you ask? Come on me! 3rd floor hurry! The two raced into the building but were stopped when they had to go through the metal detector. They knew their Sonics would set it off. 10 walked through first and beeped. Sir what is that in your pocket? Oh well its just a screwdriver. You carry a screwdriver in your pocket? Yes. Why? Well you never know when it might come in handy. Please step to the side. 10 was detained. 11 cursed under his breathe knowing he had his sonic on him too. He walked in next and also beeped. Sir do you also have a screwdriver in your pocket? The female guard joked. The Doctor had his hand on his psychic paper. Actually yes I do. Like my friend said you never know when you might need one. I was wondering if we may pass. We are meeting someone here and we cant be late. The guard ignored the Doctor. The Doctor moved to the side so other people could enter. Ill be with you two in a moment. Why didnt you use your psychic paper? 11 asked himself. Damn! I forgot! 10 looked through his pockets. Where is it? Maybe you have too many pockets! I have mine. Come on we can sneak away she isnt looking! The guard caught the Doctors talking. Now who exactly are you two? she asked. Did we forget to introduce ourselves? Sorry. I do have identification somewhere. Ahh here it is! 11 pulled out the psychic paper. The guards demeanor changed instantly. Oh sir! Im so sorry! Please go right ahead! Thank you! 10 started to walk off with him. Not you! The guard told him. What! Oh its alright! Hes with me! Oh yes of course sir! Sorry go ahead! They raced for the elevator. Once in they giggled like schoolchildren. What in the hell did your psychic paper say? Ya know I dont know! 11 pulled it out again and they both looked at it.

Judge Albert Phillips. Apparently Im a judge! 11 grinned. Oh bloody brilliant me! I amaze myself sometimes! Come on 3rd floor! 11 grabbed 10s hand and pulled him out of the elevator. Hello may I help you? a person on the 3rd floor asked. Yes we are looking for the offices of 10 looked at his older self for help, having forgotten the names of the lawyers. Ahh we need the offices of Taylor & Williams. Oh just go down there, 2nd door on your right. I believe they are in with a client. Yes we know. We are her friends. Oh. Shes lucky to have handsome friends like you. The woman flirted with the two. Thank you! they called as they raced for the office. Martha Jones was with her lawyers and getting nervous. She had no idea where the Doctors were. The two found the office and knocked. I bet thats them! Martha said. Come in! Mr. Taylor yelled. Martha! The two exclaimed. Where were you? Sorry we got held up at the metal detector. I suppose a Cyberman wouldnt be allowed in this building, eh? 10 nudged 11. Well I believe introductions are in order. Martha said trying to sound calm. Ahh hello Im The Doctor! 11 extended a hand to Mr. Taylor. Hello Richard Taylor. Hello Marion Williams. Ahh Marion! A pleasure to meet you! Who are you? Marion asked 10. 10 not even thinking of using his alias just said, Im The Doctor. Nice to meet you! I thought he was The Doctor? Richard pointed at 11. Well he is but so am I. What 10 had wanted to say was I was the Doctor first! Its a family name. 11 commented. So you two are related? Marion asked. Yes. Were cousins. 10 said. What is you last name? Richard asked. Oh its foreign very hard to pronounce. 11 lied. So you just have one name? Yes Marion. Im The Doctor. Simply The Doctor! The one, the only, the best! 11 smiled. Oi! 10 said. 11 had remembered Jackson Lake saying this. He couldnt tell 10 this of course since it hadnt happened to him yet. Oh be quiet m- you! 11 told him. So Doctor we need you to answer some questions for us. Alright. Both men said.

Wait which one of you is the one that Martha is in love with? That would be me Richard Taylor. Richard gave 10 a strange look. 11 rolled his eyes. He couldnt believe he used to call everyone by their full names! He does that. A lot! Martha said. So what are you doing here? Marion asked 11. 11 thought of an answer. He knew he should have just sent his 10th self! Well Im here for moral support. You know in case anyone has an overflow of emotions. Good answer me! 10 told him in his head. Thanks! Oh I suppose that is ok. Marion said with an odd look. Now Doctor is it true that you have never had feelings for Martha? Yes thats right. 10 said. He looked at his 11th self who wanted to answer as well. So in other words that sex tape that Marthas estranged husband has never happened correct? Of course not! 11 blurted. Everyone stared at him. Sorry. I think it would be best if I left. I have to go check on my fiance and baby in the TAR- car. Have fun me. 11 whispered so only he could hear. Ill see ya later Doctor. Yes Martha. If you dont need to go back to UNIT right away we can do lunch! That sounds nice. I took a personal day today. Great! Once you are done here let me know and we will all go to lunch. Alright. 11 walked out glad that it wasnt him (well not the 11th him anyway) that had to answer questions. He had always been rubbish at answering questions. He was used to asking them not the other way around! Oi Pond where are you? Im in here Doctor! Amy called to him from the nursery. Hello love! What are you doing here Doctor? I thought you were answering questions from the lawyers. Yeah well we figured it would be best if I left. See they wanted to talk to my 10th self and I kept answering his questions. Oh. Yes Pond so after Martha and myself are done with the lawyers we will go to lunch. Doesnt Martha have to go back to work Doctor? Nah she took a personal day Pond. Oh nice. Yeah now all we have to do is wait. I hate waiting. Doctor didnt you get stopped at the metal detector? I mean with the Sonic and all. Yeah. They stopped us. Luckily I showed my psychic paper and they let us go. What did it say? That I was a judge.

Nice one! So Pond what do we do while we wait? How long are you and Martha going to take? Im not sure. Amy gave The Doctor a look. Pond really? Well it has been a while. That it has Pond. Charlotte is asleep. Yeah. Amy lunged at The Doctor like a wild animal. Ohh Doctor! Mmmm Pond! The Doctor picked Amy up and took her to the bedroom. He threw Amys clothes on the floor and she ripped his shirt and pants. Oh I Need You Raggedy! I need you too Pond! The Doctor slid himself inside Amy and thrust slow at first. Hmmm faster Baby! Meanwhile Martha and the 10th Doctor were finished with all the questions. Come on Martha Jones! Off to the TARDIS! Wait for me Doctor! The two headed to 11s TARDIS. Damn my 11th self locked the door! Dont you have a key? Oh yeah. Hold on. Ahh here it is! 10 opened the door and let Martha in. Where is everyone? Martha asked. I dont know. Wait, do you hear that? They listened and heard OH GOD! OH DOCTOR! FASTER DOCTOR FASTER! IM GOING AS FAST AS I CAN POND! OHHHHHH GODDDD!!! POOONNNDDD! The two came together and The Doctor rolled off of Amy. God Doctor that was fantastic! Thanks Pond! Wow you sounded like my 9th self! Im going to go get some water love. Do you want some? Yeah Pond if you dont mind. Amy got up and went to the door. Arent you going to put your dressing gown on love? Nah. Were the only ones here. Alright Pond. Suit yourself. The Doctor lay back down. Amy didnt notice Martha and 10. She opened the fridge and took out two bottles of water. Well I like this view. 10 told Martha.

AHHH! Amy screamed as she saw 10 and Martha. I didnt know you were here! Sorry. 10 stared at her. 11 hearing Amy scream grabbed his dressing gown and ran to see what the trouble was. Pond are you alright? Yeah Doctor. 11 noticed his 10th self and Martha in the TARDIS. He saw how 10 stared at Amy. Oi quit looking at Pond! Amy grabbed her water bottle and ran back to the bedroom. Sorry but come on mate! Shes hot! I mean if I end up married to her well I want to die right now! You will not die right now! But yeah Pond is fantastic! Oh you sound like our 9th self! I know. So we agreed on lunch yeah? Im starved! Can you go put on your clothes first me? 10 asked. Oh yeah. I told Pond to put on her dressing gown! Ill be back. Or rather you will. Or something. 10 laughed at his older self. Wow I cant believe I turn into him! 10 said looking at Martha. Well he is rather handsome. I like him. Oh? What Im not handsome? Of course you are Doctor! Thats the reason we are here in the first place! I mean if I didnt still fancy you Mickey and I wouldnt be getting divorced. I dont know about that Martha Jones. What am I going to do with you? Make love to me? Martha! Sorry. Oi whats going on out here? 11 asked eyeing his former self and his former companion. Nothing Doctor. Martha said looking into his eyes. Those gorgeous green eyes! Stop it! Martha told herself. Me is everything alright? Yeah course. Martha and I were just discussing how handsome I became. Doctor! Martha I cant lie to myself! He will see right through me! Even if I just think it he can get into my head! Its true Martha. I find it flattering that you still find me handsome! Course Doctor! I have to say I love your new eye color! Thanks! Both Doctors said. 11 gave his younger self a look. So where are we going for lunch? Amy asked as she came out carrying a happy Charlotte. We havent decided Pond. Do you lot like Cheese steaks? Martha asked. Whats that? The 3 asked. Oh you will love em! So shall we go by car or TARDIS?

Will we fit in your car Martha? Amy asked. Sure Amy. I do have a big SUV. Lets invite Sweets! 11 said. Ok Ill text him. 10 said. Oi Sweets Its The Doctor. # 10 here. Want to meet us for lunch? Sure Doctor. Where @? Martha where are we going? Carls Steak. Tell him to meet us there. We r going to Carls Steak. Martha Jones says to meet us there. Great! I know where that is. Are u going by TARDIS? No, Marthas car. C u there. Cool! They left the TARDIS and 11 locked her up. She groaned at being left behind. Sorry old gal. Just for a bit. Well be back shortly. Everyone climbed into Marthas SUV. Ok now everyone buckle up. Martha commanded. Amy had sat in the passenger seat while The Doctors and Charlotte were in the back. Doctor did you strap Charlottes seat in correctly? Yes Pond. Im not used to strapping the seat into a car but the Sonic helped me. Amy rolled her eyes. Oh you and your sonic! Oi I saw that Pond! Oh stuff it! Shut up Pond! Martha still hadnt started the car. Martha Jones why arent we moving? Sorry Doctor I cant concentrate with those two bickering! Bickering we arent bickering! Pond and I are just having fun! 11 laughed. Martha started the car. Would it be weird if I screamed ALLONS-Y? 10 asked. People will think you are mad! Or wait, that Im mad! 11 said. Yeah hows that different from any other day? 11 shrugged. True. How about we both scream our words? 10 said grinning at his 11th self. Alright. Quick roll down your window. The two rolled down the windows and as they headed into traffic they screamed ALLONS-Y! GERONIMO! Hey honeys are you two drunk? A woman in the next lane asked. No not right now! 11 yelled. You two wanna party? She asked suggestively. Sorry were taken! 11 pointed at Amy and Martha. Aww! Too bad! Youre hot! Whats your name? The Doctor! The Doctor? Thats a weird name. What about your sexy friend? She waved at 10.

10 smiled and waved back. Im The Doctor! he yelled. I thought he was! We both are! 11 told her. What? Im confused! Oh never mind. 10 said muttering something about humans under his breathe. The two rolled their windows back up. Doctor what the hell! Amy turned to stare at him with anger in her eyes. Pond it was harmless flirtation. Yeah well if I did that you would flip out! 10 looked at his older self. What does she mean by flip out? Ahh that means I would become very upset. Oh. I knew that. Oh shut up! Oi you shut up! All of you shut up! Martha said. Sorry Martha. They arrived at the restaurant and found Sweets waiting for them. Hi guys! Its nice to see you again! Hello Sweets! The Doctors greeted him. Sweets! Amy hugged him. Amy you look good! Thanks! Martha how are you? Im ok Sweets. Thanks. Are we still on for therapy this week? Yeah course. Come on lets go inside. Sweets held the door open. Hi Charlotte! Sweets waved at her. Hi Uncle Sweets! Aww thats so cute! The Doctors said. What? Martha. Amy and Sweets asked. She just referred to you as Uncle Sweets. 11 told them. Really? Aww. I like that! Sweets grinned. Where do we sit? Amy asked. Anywhere Pond. How about there? 10 said pointing to a booth. Sure. 11 shrugged. So what sort of Cheese Steaks do you all want? Martha asked. What kind do they have? Well we can go look but someone might take our booth. Ill stay and save the booth Martha. Alright Sweets. What do ya want? Ill take a Regular Cheese steak with everything on it Martha. Oh also soda and fries! Here let me give you money for mine.

Martha held out her hand. No Sweets, its alright. Lunch is on me. Thanks! Are you sure? Yeah. Amy you can leave Charlotte with me. Thanks Sweets! Here Charlotte go with Uncle Sweets. So Charlotte how have you been? Charlotte cooed at her Uncle. Right you lot lets go order. Martha ordered for everyone. Ill pay. 11 said. No Doctor I got it. Thanks Martha! They got their food and sat down to eat. The Doctors looked at the sandwich for a while. 11 made a face, while 10 sonicked his. Amy started eating hers right away. She was starved since she did not have breakfast that morning. Martha this is amazing! Amy rolled her eyes at the Doctors. 11 was still staring at his and 10 was still sonicking his. Doctors just eat it! You eat Fish Custard and you well you turn into him! Enough said! 11 picked up his sandwich and took a bite. He chewed it slowly. My this is fabulous! Go ahead me try it! The 10th Doctor stopped sonicking and tried the sandwich. Mmm! This is good! I told you! Martha giggle at her Doctor. The friends ate, talked, and laughed. That was so good! I loved the chips! 11 said. Doctor over here they are called fries. Martha told him. Right. Fries. Are we done now? Sweets asked. It would appear so Sweets. 10 said belching. Everyone made a face. Oh sorry. Too much soda. I never realized how disgusting I was when I was you! 11 scolded himself. Shut up! You love me! 10 laughed at his older self. I will admit that. Not in a gay way of course. I mean, I loved being you and all that. Ya know? Yeah you loved all the adventures you went on as me. Of course. The Judoon, Daleks, Cyberman. Ahh and the companions. Cant forget them. Even if they forget us. 10 said sadly. Well yeah but even then she remembers. 11 said. What? How? Like I told Pond once Nothing is ever forgotten, not completely.

So youre saying Donna still remembers? As in youve seen it happen? Oh yeah! I probably shouldnt be telling you this but yes she does. Although she cant ever see me again. She wont anyway. Wow at least I will die knowing she didnt forget me completely. Yeah so cheer up me! Doctors can we go now? Amy asked looking tired. Yes Pond. I suppose so. Her Doctor said. I should get home. Martha said. Yeah I have to go back to work. I told them I was taking a late lunch with you Martha. Oh nice. No complaints then? No course not. They love their Dr. Jones! Martha smiled at Sweets. Martha Jones lets go. I need to get back to my TARDIS. Where did we leave it? 11 asked. We left it in London right before we went to the party remember? Oh yeah. The friends walked outside to their vehicles. Sweets great to see ya! The Doctor said hugging him. Doctor its always a pleasure. Ill see ya soon? Yes Sweets. The two said. Sweets is testifying for me. Right Sweets? Yeah course Martha. What are you going to say Sweets? That Martha has a fixation with me and she needs help? 10 joked. Doctor shut up! Amy told him. Oi me! That was very rude and not Ginger! Oh Martha knows I was kidding! Right Martha? Sure Doctor. So shall we go then? Martha asked as she opened her car. Yeah. ALLONS-Y! Sweets see ya in a few days. Amy hugged him. Bye guys! Ill see ya then! Sweets walked off to his car. Doctor make sure to put the baby in right! Yes Pond! I will! 11 put Charlottes seat in and latched it. There! It clicked right? Did it? You heard it didnt you? 11 asked his 10th self who was already sitting in the other seat. Yeah it clicked me! Fabulous! Doctor shut up and get in! Sorry Pond! I was just making sure our child was safely secured! The Doctor jumped in the car and put on his seat belt. He looked over at his 10th self. Oi put your seat belt on me! 11 said. Right sorry. 10 started playing with his sonic.

Oops! Everyone heard him say. Doctor if you burned a hole in my car Ill kill you! No. It. Its not that Martha. 11 looked at him and exclaimed DAMN ME BE CAREFUL! The Doctor had sonicked a hole in his pants very close to a certain part of his anatomy. Luckily it didnt burn his skin. The TARDIS can fix that for you. She does wonders making me new shirts. Why do you need new shirts? Spoilers. 11 raised his eye brows and his head gestured at Amy. Ohhh! 10 smiled. Oi are you two alright back there? Yes Pond. We are 903 and 907 respectively! Were fine! Me over there just burned a hole in his pants. Really? Martha asked intrigued. Sorry Martha it doesnt show anything. 10 told her. Aww. Well here we are back at the TARDIS. 11 said. Really? I would have had no clue! Oh except for the big blue box sat right in front of me! Oi why are you being rude now! What the hell! Its going to be a lovely trip with these two! Amy told Martha. I would suggest locking them in separate rooms. Ha! Are you kidding? They will just sonic the doors and get out! Then they will kill each other! Oh God dont say that! I need that one for my trial! But if they did would that mean there would be another 11 and then 12? Gosh I dont know! It cant happen like that! 10 doesnt die like that! Well Martha we will see you at your trial love. 11 told her. Yes Doctor. Martha hugged him. Dr. Jones. Doctor. Oh come here you! The Doctor grabbed her into a great bear hug. Martha hugged him back and didnt want to let go. Dr. Jones I will see you soon! Oh you better! I cant win without you! See ya Martha. In a few Amy. Take care. Call if you need me. Amy shook her head. Taking Martha aside she told her Were fine really. Raggedy hasnt hit me since the Androvax left. Well are you still sure that it was just the Androvax causing him to act that way? Martha I know him. I know him just as well as you do. Actually I probably know him better than you do.

Well yeah you get to sleep with him! Just be careful. If he ever hits you again and you need help call me. I will Martha. Definitely. Amy hugged her friend. Well all be ok Martha. With or Without The Doctor. I know Amy. Its just far better with him around. Yeah. Except for the whole almost dying every day part! Not every day Amy! Right I forgot. Every other day! You better go before they take off without you! What? Oh those two! Thanks for lunch! Anytime Amy! Bye! Bye Martha! Amy opened the TARDIS doors. There you are Pond! Oi why did you two leave me? We didnt Amy we just gave you and Martha some privacy. Oh. Well then. Thanks. Blimey I need a nap. 11 yawned. Yeah Raggedy lets go take one. Yes Pond. Im right behind ya. Amy walked off to the bedroom. You might want to fix that hole. 11 told his younger self. Right. Where exactly do I go for that? 11 rolled his eyes. Well to the sewing machine room of course! 10 gave himself a blank stare. Come on! 11 grabbed him by the hand. Ok Im coming you dont have to hold my hand! Well you dont know where youre going! I guess I never really did use the sewing room when I was you. Or maybe my TARDIS didnt have one then. Im not sure if she does. Ill have to go look when I finally get back to her. Right here we are. Take off your pants! What! Oh come on! Its just you in here! I used to see you naked all the time! 10 thought about this for a minute. Well that is true. Alright fine. 10 took off his pants and Amy walked in. 11 for some reason was holding 10s hand again. Amy saw this and wondered if The Doctor had finally gone completely mad and was now hitting on himself! Doctor what the hell is going on? Oh Pond hi! Were just fixing my pants! Why are you holding your hand? Oh. I dont know. 11 quickly let go of 10s hand. Amy stood there staring at a half naked 10th Doctor.

Pond stop staring at me! You didnt like it when I saw you naked! What? Sorry! Im just going to go take a nap! Amy hurried off. Ok now that thats over with. Lets put those pants on the machine! 10 handed his 11th self his pants. Thanks! 11 put them on the sewing machine and the TARDIS fixed them right up! Wow thats great! Yes that it is! Now put them back on! Thanks me! Now what do we do? Im going to go take a nap. You can do whatever I want! Wait, you want. Wait, oh whatever! 10 chuckled at him. Ow my head hurts! Oww! 11 said as his own head started hurting. 11 went off to take a nap with Amy. 10 walked off to the library. Pond are you awake? The Doctor found Amy asleep in their bed. He smiled at his gorgeous Ginger fiance, the love of his life, the Mother of his child. The Doctor climbed into bed and fell asleep. He dreamt of his past, all of them! 10 found an interesting book about Vashta Nerada. Or as he calls them in his future Vashties! He started reading and dozed off. He woke up hours later to a scream. Realizing it was his own he jumped out of bed or rather couch since he was on the couch in the library. AHHHH! 11 woke up screaming and sweating. Doctor what is it? Amy was staring at him fear apparent in her eyes. OH POND! AMY YOURE HERE! He kissed her everywhere he could reach above the covers. Course Im here love!! What is it? 10 came running into the room just then. What happened? I heard a scream! Oh me youre here too! 11 got up and hugged his other self. Alright. 10 said hugging him back. Doctor tell us what happened! Amy said looking worried. You dont know? 11 asked his younger self. No. I was asleep in the library and I heard you scream. I. I had a nightmare! It was horrid! Daleks, Cyberman, and all my enemies had formed an alliance against me! What? 10 said. But Doctor.. Amy had started to say. Shh Pond! The Doctor said looking from Amy to his 10th self. Amy realized right away what he meant and shut up. They killed everyone I ever loved! Everyone? How? 10 asked. Well they took all of us out of our own time streams and all of my companions were there! Even Adric!

Wow that was a nightmare! 10 laughed. They even killed you! The Doctor said turning to Amy. Tears were streaming down his face. Ohh Doctor! Im here! It was just a nightmare! Do I have to call Sweets again? 11 laughed at this. Charlotte! Where is she? Shes fine love! Shes in her crib! Oh thank Rassilon! That would never happen. 10 said. What? Amy asked him. Well if we were all together we would be strong as hell! I mean remember when we fought Borusa? True. 11 smiled at the memory. It was just horrible! I dont think Ill be able to sleep again tonight. I need a drink. Doctor. Amy reached out to him. Pond please. Just leave me. Ill be in the library. He turned to his younger self. Oh yeah you finished my Gin! Well I have some Vodka in the cabinet. He walked off to the kitchen. I wish he would just talk to me! Amy he needs time to think. Trust me I know how I think. Just leave me and Ill be fine. Ok Doctor if you say so. Amy sighed and sat back down on the bed. 10 went and sat next to her. Amy I know I should stop drinking but it relaxes me. I suppose it always has. Its not that Doctor. Well I guess it is. I just wish you would talk to me instead. 10 put an arm around Amy. I know Amy. Im sorry. He said apologizing for his older self. Its alright Doctor. The 11th Doctor was sitting on top of his counter taking shots of Vodka. He stopped and went to one of his many bathrooms. Shot glass in hand he looked in the mirror. What am I doing? he said aloud. Looking at the shot glass he dropped it on the floor. It made a loud noise as it broke. Amy and 10 ran into the bathroom. Doctor are you alright? Amy asked worried again about her Raggedy. Oi me what is it? 10 went up and started sonicking him. Stop! 11 held up his hand. The Doctor looked at his former self. He then walked up to Amy. Amelia Jessica Pond I am so sorry! He told her taking her hands and looking deep into her eyes. Sorry for what Doctor? For everything Amy! For almost getting you killed all those times! For the Pandorica! For breaking up you and Rory! For getting you pregnant when you werent ready to be! For the way Ive been acting lately! I. Im sorry!

10 heard that word again Pandorica. What is it? He wondered. Amy stood there looking at Her Doctor. She didnt know what to say to him. Then she thought of the right words. Doctor there is no need to be sorry for any of that! Well except the beating me part. But that wasnt you; that was that damn Androvax! Plus I wanted to go with you! And I would rather be with you then with Rory any day! Oh and on getting pregnant; yeah I was scared but I made it through! All because you were there for me! You were there when I needed you most. Oh Pond! The Doctor kissed her frantically. I. I was just so scared when I thought I lost you! Its alright. Im here! Now lets clean up this mess! Right! Ill get the broom! He swept up the mess he had made. Are you alright now me? Yeah. I just needed a drink to clear my head! I didnt know your middle name was Jessica. 10 said raising a brow at Amy. Well it is so what? I like it! It suits you! Thanks Doctor! Right shall we try to get some more sleep then? 11 asked. Amy looked at her watch. Doctor its 6:45. Is it? Hmm. I know lets eat dinner! Im starved after that nightmare! Yeah Im hungry too Raggedy. Shall we make sandwiches and have crisps? 10 grinned. Sure me! You making em? Yeah! What kind? I want salami! Amy shouted. Ill take a pastrami! Let me help you make them. Alright Thanks! Ill go pick a movie! Amy told them. Pond who said we were going to watch a movie? Oh come on! Fine. Hurry and go pick one! Thanks love! Amy ran off giggling. At least she is happy again. I think she was worried about me. Well you. Yeah. I hate to worry her. Oh well what can ya do? Come on lets finish these! The Doctors finished making sandwiches and went to go see which movie Amy had picked. Which movie did ya pick Pond? This one Doctor. Amy grinned. The two Time Lords made a face. Pond a chick flick! Oi you picked the last one and said I could pick the next one!

Alright Pond. Wheres my sandwich love? Here Amy. Thanks! Oh we forgot drinks! 10 rushed off. What is this Miss Congeniality about Pond? Doctor just trust me! You will love it! Oh then we can see the second one! It has a sequel? Oh great! 10 came back with sodas. Thanks Doctor! Yeah thanks me! Sure no problem! They settled in and watched the movie. The Doctors thoroughly enjoyed it. I love this! Got my food! Got my boys! We are not her boys! 10 said looking to his 11th self. Yeah we are! 10 looked at Amy. Yeah we are. Finally the movie ended. So Doctor did you like it? I loved it! They both said. See I told you! Well lets go to bed Pond. Im rather tired. But what about the second one Doctor? Why dont we save that for a later date love? Amy looked disappointed. 10 looked relieved. Ok. Yeah Im also tired. 10 said. 11 took Amys hand. Night me! He told his younger self. Yes goodnight me! Night Amy. Good night Doctor! Thanks for watching the movie! She smiled and kissed him on the cheek. Anything for you Amy. Sleep well dear. Come along Pond. The two went off to bed. 10 followed suit. Raggedy? Hmm? What are you thinking of? Oh nothing Pond. Come on tell me! Alright. Im thinking about that nightmare I had. It was the worst thing ever! Aww poor Raggedy! Ponds here love! Thanks Pond. Lets get some rest.

Night love. Good night dear. The two fell asleep wrapped in each others arms. Meanwhile 10 fell asleep alone. He thought of all he had seen and done throughout his lives. He wondered about what was to come. What new adventures do I have to look forward too as him? He asked himself. The next few days passed by rather fast in the TARDIS. Before they knew it, it was the day before the trial! Dont forget to set your alarm me! 10 told 11. He was nervous he would arrive late and get Martha Jones in trouble. Everything will be fine! Calm down! That day was a lovely one. The Doctor decided to take them to the planet Dusk where he and Amy had fallen in love. 10 loved it and said it was much better than the planet Midnight. Of course it is! On Midnight I almost got thrown out of the bus! 11 laughed at the memory now. Blimey was that a close one or what? Oh yes! Oi stop stealing my sayings! 10 yelled. What did you copyright it or something? Copyright of the 10th Doctor? Oh shut up! You know I did no such thing! Doctor how can you steal from yourself? They looked at Amy who was holding a sleeping Charlotte. Ya know Pond has a point! Its not really stealing since youre me and Im you! So is that the same as Amy wouldnt really be cheating if she slept with me? Oi! Stop it! Have you been taking lessons from Jack? Jack gives lessons? Course not Pond! Be quiet! Amy walked over to 10. Didnt I already tell you that you will get all of this when you look like him! Damn! I want to be you now then! 10 said out of jealousy. Not quite yet me! First you have too, do other things! Oh? Like what? I cant say! Spoilers! AHHH! 10 screamed pulling at his gorgeous hair. Stop being so overdramatic! Come along we have to go get ready for tomorrow. They took off to the stars. At 8:30 (NY time) 10 woke up. Oi me! Its 8:30! he screamed as he knocked on the door. A half awake Amy Pond opened the door. Youre in the shower. She mumbled as she pointed towards the shower. Thanks Amy! I guess I better go take a shower myself! Amy mumbled about how she didnt care and went back to bed. 5 minutes later Charlotte woke up and her Mummy had to tend to her. Cant you let Mummy sleep for 5 more minutes? Amy asked as she fed her. Pond? Pond! The Doctor was shaking her.

Hmm? What? Asleep while feeding the baby! Very bad parenting Ms. Pond! Im going to have to punish you for that! 11 grinned. Not now Im tired! Pond go back to bed for a bit. Ill feed the baby. Thanks Doctor. The Doctor and Amy had had a long night. Amy turned on her heel and almost fell. Whoa Pond! Steady. What is it? How come youre not half dead like me? Pond do I really have to answer that? Amy laughed as she realized the answer. Right. Dont tell me. Time Lord! You know me to well love! Now get some more rest. Martha wants us in the court room for support. The Doctor fed his daughter while his fiance went back to bed. Charlotte sometimes I worry about your Mummy! 10 walked in. Oi me what time is it? 11 looked at his watch. Its 9. We have an hour! Why are you so nervous? Well I always get nervous during a trial! You know that! Yeah I remember. 10s phone rang. Doctor where are you? I need you here now! We need to go over questions! What? Again? Fine! Ill tell myself! See ya in 5! Hurry! Bye! Bye! I told you! Martha wants me there to go over questions! Again? Fine! Here you take the baby! 11 gave their daughter to him and ran off to the console. 10 heard his older self yell GERONIMO! as he took off. He shook his head. Can you believe I say GERONIMO! now Charlotte? Charlotte had fallen asleep once again. The Doctor placed her back in her crib. Need any help driving? What? No! Wheres Charlotte? She fell asleep. Wheres Amy. Pond is asleep as well. Ill wake her once we get there. So that would be now then yeah? Yeah. Listen you go out and find Martha. I have to go get Pond and Charlotte. I hope they let us take her in. Just show em your psychic paper youre a judge after all! Ahh yes! Good idea me! 10 walked out to find Martha Jones.

He wanted to get this over with so he could go back to his own TARDIS and time period! Doctor! Martha called from the top of the stairs. Ahh Martha Jones! There you are! Wheres The Doctor and Amy? They are getting ready still Do you think they will allow Charlotte in? Yeah if you use the psychic paper. Thats what I said! 10 grinned. Come on we have to talk with you! Meanwhile in the TARDIS 11 was trying to wake up Amy. Pond! Oi Pond! Hmm? Oh hi Doctor. Did you come to play hide the Sonic? What! No Pond! We have to go to the trial! Oh shit! Let me get ready! Language Pond! Yeah yeah! Spank me later! If you insist! 11 growled in her ear. Stop it! Go get the baby ready! 11 went to get Charlotte ready. Pond were ready! Hurry up! The Doctor looked at his watch and noticed it was 9:30. Amy came out in a stunning pant suit. How do I look Doctor? Pond youre gorgeous! Come on! He locked the TARDIS and they hurried to the courtroom. They found 10 and Sweets and sat with them. So what are they going to ask, me, you, me? 11 whispered to 10. Oh just the usual. Was I ever in love with Martha. Did we have an affair. That sort of stuff. Ahh right. The trial began and witnesses for both sides got up to give testimony. Mickeys lawyers showed the alleged sex tape and claimed that since Martha signed a pre-nuptial agreement that she owed Mickey money because she had an affair. Marthas lawyers claimed that there was no way to tell who the people were in that tape. Finally The Doctor was called to the stand. 11 had started to get up as well but Amy held him back. Oh yeah. He whispered. Now Doctor.. what was it? Oh just The Doctor. Right. Doctor is it true that Martha Jones was a friend of yours? That she traveled with you? Yes we traveled together for a bit! Saved the world Martha did! Martha shook her head. Maybe this was a bad idea! She thought. 10 looked out into the crowd. He saw his 11th self shaking his head. He heard him saying Dont talk about any of the adventures with Martha! They just want to know if you ever slept with her! Oh sorry! 10 told himself.

He had been concentrating on his other self so hard that he missed the next question. Doctor? Hmm? Im sorry. I asked What do you mean she saved the world? 10 was getting nervous and he tried not to show it. Oh well just that it felt like Martha saved the world. My world! I had just lost a good friend and Martha helped me get over my depression. He found Martha and smiled at her. What he said was true. His hearts were broken after losing Rose and Martha helped him get over her. Well sort of. So is it accurate that you never had any type of sexual relationship with her? What! No! I. I was never with Martha Jones! I mean I might of thought of some of my other companions that way.. (he heard his 11th self again SHUT UP!) but not Martha. Oh? How many companions have you had? A few. Some for each life I suppose. At this 11 smacked himself in the head rather loudly and 10 felt it. OW! 10 yelled The judge ordered silence from the crowd. For each life? What do you mean by that? Sweets was also shaking his head. 11 couldnt believe how rubbish he was at this! He didnt remember being this bad! He had an idea. Well Im sorry. I didnt mean each life I got confused. 11 wondered if he could talk to his former self and get him to start answering normally. Martha! he whispered. What? Oi ask your lawyers to ask for a recess or whatever you call it! Why? I need to talk to me! Alright. Your Honor we would like to call a recess. On what grounds? We need to speak with our witness and calm him down. Ill allow it! You better start making sense young man! The judge told 10. Young man! Im older than you! 10 blurted. The judge looked at 10 as if he were insane. Which he is! 11 went and grabbed his former self dragging him out of the room. Oi what the hell are you doing? Youre making me look like an idiot! Im sorry! I told you I was nervous! Look just pretend you are facing an enemy. Say ohh the Daleks! What would you do? I would give them an epic Doctor Speech and stop them! Thats a stupid question! Oh shut up! Look dont you get it? If there were any need for an Epic Doctor Speech now would be that time! Just calm down. Dont mention that youre from Gallifrey or anything! Can you do that? I think so. I guess youre better at it than I am. How about you go up there instead? Would they allow it?

I dont know lets ask! Martha took her friends aside. Doctors what is going on? We cant send you up there! I mean not this you! Martha said pointing at 11. Oi whats wrong with me? Nothing its just well youre not The one I fancied! Martha that doesnt matter! I still have all his memories! Yeah but how will we explain the change in witness? Well technically its not a change in witness. Alright I mean the face yeah, but other then that not really. 11 pulled a face making Martha and his 10th self laugh. Doctor Ill see what my lawyers say. Martha went and asked her lawyers if they could put the Doctor on the stand. Of course he has to finish answering! What? Oh no! Not that Doctor! The other one! Martha pointed to where 11 was. 11 caught her eye and waved. Why? Did you love him too? Yeah. Then why didnt we keep him for questioning the other day? Hes rather good at answering questions. The other Doctor was just nervous. Martha prayed to God that 11 was better than his 10th self at answering questions. I suppose we can if the judge allows it. Mr. Taylor said. Thanks! I know The Doctor is better than his last self at answering questions! What? Oh nothing. The trial resumed and Marthas lawyers called The Doctor to the stand. This time 11 got up and left his 10th self sitting with Amy. Who are you? The judge asked. Hello Im The Doctor! 11 said holding his hand out. Sit down sir! Wait, I thought he was The Doctor? The judge said pointing to 10. Oh he is! 11 smiled as he sat down. How can he be The Doctor and you? Its a family name. Oh. So Doctor we have established that Martha Jones traveled with you and that you never had feelings for her. Did you know she had feelings for you? Yes I know she fancied me but I told her we could be nothing more than friends. The Doctor swore he heard sighs of relief coming from the crowd. I seem to be less nervous as that me. He heard his 10th self whisper to Amy. Shh! Amy nudged him. Sorry. He whispered. How did she react when you told her this? Well she was disappointed. I cant say I blame her! I mean I am pretty great! This caused laughter from the crowd. Doctor is it true that Martha wrote about you in her diary? Yes I mean from what she told me. She wrote about how much she still cared about me. I thought well that once she left me she would stop fancying me.

Why did Martha leave you? Now 11 started to get nervous. He couldnt very well explain why Martha had left. He knew he had to do what he did best, lie. Things between Martha and I were complicated at the end. She decided to leave to go be with her family. Complicated? Yeah ya know? I mean because she fancied me and I didnt return her feelings. I was still in love with Yes Doctor? Rose. 10 said rather loudly. Yeah what he said. 11 said looking sad. How does he know? The lawyer asked. Its sort of hard to explain. Well its really not but you wouldnt believe me in a million years. Would you care to try? Actually no. Not really. The witness will explain how that other man knows the woman you love. Really? he heard his 10th self in his head saying For Rasillons sake just tell them so they can commit us! This caused 11 to laugh out loud. Whats so funny? The judge said giving 11 a stern look. Sorry I was just thinking of something. Doctor will you please answer the question. Marthas lawyer told him. Fine. If you want all honesty then I will be honest. He took a deep breathe and continued. Martha did travel with me, except I didnt look like this. She traveled with me when I looked like that. 11 said pointing to his 10th self. What? The lawyer said obviously confused. The Doctor shook his head. Oh I hate starting from Scratch! Right how do I start. Ok basically, Im not human. And that is me! 11 pointed again. OI That! I have a name ya know! 10 said getting upset. Im sorry! You know I meant you no offense me! Doctor fight. Amy whispered under her breathe. Will both men please contain themselves or they will be held in contempt! Sorry. Now Doctor lets start again. You said you are not human. What do you mean by that? I mean I am not of this world. Like I told the Atraxi. 11 heard his former self ask Amy Whats an Atraxi again? Shh! Spoilers! Ohh! Doctor what world are you from then? Are you saying youre an alien? Oi who is the one on trial here? Not me! I already went on trial! Please answer the question.

Right. What was the question again? What world are you from? Oh right. I am from a planet called Gallifrey. It was in the constellation of Kasterborous. Im whats known as a Time Lord. The last of. 10 said. Would you like to join the conversation? The judge asked. Well.. You seem to be destined to interrupt. Sorry. Can I come up here? 11 asked. Im sorry? The judge asked. Him I mean. Ill allow it! 10 walked up and sat next to his 11th self. Ok Doctor you say you are a Time Lord what do you do? What do I do? the two said sounding outraged. I save the world! I have saved you lot so many times and you never even noticed! Martha herself said that as well! Both Doctors said. Alright but what exactly is a Time Lord? Im sorry. But what does this have to do with Marthas divorce? 11 asked. Yeah Im sure Martha would still love me even if I was just a regular bloke, right Martha? 10 asked. Well Doctor. I dont know. I mean I love you because of who you are. Sure youre handsome and wonderful! I suppose you would still be that even if you were just a regular bloke! Is it the time traveling Martha? 11 asked. What Doctor? Admit it you love the adventure. I love it too. Which is why I never stop running. 11 said smiling at Martha. I did love it Doctor. It was amazing! I got to meet Shakespeare, I got kidnapped, I got to meet the Face of Boe! You got kidnapped? The judge asked. Yeah but The Doctor saved me. He always does. It was a time Martha! I wouldnt trade my time with you for anything! 11 told her. Thanks Doctor! Same here! Martha do you still love The Doctor? Yes. I do. I cant help it. If you traveled with him you would love him too. Everybody always loves me! Even the blokes! 11 said. Yeah thats true; It is hard not to love me! 10 laughed. I know. I love you! 11 laughed at himself. Course! I love you too me! Doctors? Can you stop talking with yourselves? Oh right sorry. It was Mickeys lawyers turn to ask The Doctors questions. Doctor isnt it true you have had many female companions? Yes. The two said.

Isnt also true that you have abducted these women? WHAT! 10 screamed. NO! NO! NO! 11 yelled. THAT IS NOT TRUE AT ALL! They both yelled. I never abducted anyone! They wanted to go with me. The two said. Its true. Amy told Sweets. Young lady do you have something to say? The judge asked Amy. I was just saying its true that The Doctors companions wanted to go with him. And who are you young lady? The Doctors started laughing because the young lady remark made them think of their 1st self. Sorry. Well? The judge looked at Amy. Oh. Im. Im The Doctors fiance. Fiance? Yes thats right. Which one is your fianc? The judge asked. The one in the bow tie. 10 snorted at the words bow tie. Oi bow ties are cool! 11 told him in his head. So you dont know the other one? Well I didnt at first. Hes great. But I love his older self. His older self? The judge asked. Yeah. Ya know The Doctor that says Geronimo! The judge and lawyers were looking at the Time Lords wondering which one said Geronimo! That would be me. 11 said. Ahh yes Doctor. How did you meet? How.. how did I meet Amy? Yes. The Doctor was concerned that if he told them the truth that they would view him as a child molester or something to that effect. In all honesty I met Amy when she was 7 years old. She wanted to travel with me but she was to young. I came back for her later. Yeah 12 years! Amy yelled. 10 walked out. He knew that his older self had already told him how he meets Amy, but he didnt want to hear it again. He was not dismissed! The judge yelled. Oh sorry. He just didnt want to hear how his future turns out I guess. Doesnt he already know? Amy asked. Well not everything Pond. So Doctor you met this young lady when she was 7? Yes thats correct. How old were you? When I met her? Yes.

The Doctor looked at Martha as if to say Im sorry I started this! Martha just looked him in the eye and nodded to him. Well Im pretty old. The Doctor chuckled. Exactly how old? The judge asked. Honestly? Im 907. Im sorry. How old? The judge asked in disbelief. 907. 10 came back in then. 903! He said. What? Hes 907 Im 903. By the way when did I have so many birthdays? He asked his 11th self. Youll know when youre me, me. Im sorry did I interrupt? I just had to get some air. Doctor I think we are done questioning you for now. Great! May I sit now? 11 asked the lawyers. Yes please go ahead. Thank you! Would you please call your next witness? Dr. Lance Sweets was called to the stand. Dr. Sweets how long have you known Martha Jones? Not that long maybe a month? In that time have you noticed that Martha is infatuated with The Doctor? Well yes she still cares for him very deeply. She is in therapy with me to help her get over him. Is she? How many days does she attend therapy with you? She attends therapy once a week. In that time has she told you why she is so infatuated with The Doctor? I cant say. That falls under Doctor/Patient confidentiality. Oh right. So do you believe Martha has made any progress? Honestly she has been slow on progress. I believe this has to do with the fact that she has seen The Doctors on numerous occasions. I think if she spent time away from them then she will be more likely to get over him. First you said them and then him? Which did you mean? Well both of them, but mainly him. Sweets said pointing to 10. I see. So basically Martha Jones is unstable? What? No! She is stable. I suppose its just hard for her. I mean from what I have heard most companions of The Doctor do love him. Course they love me! I mean look at us! 11 whispered to his 10th self. Doctors do you have something to say? Sorry no. I was just talking to myself here. Doctor you have told us a very interesting story here today. How are we to believe its true? The 11th Doctor looked at the lawyer. Im sorry are you talking to me? Its hard to tell since my other self is right here. 10 waved at the lawyer.

Yes Im talking to you. The one in the bow tie. Look I know its hard to believe and if I was you I probably wouldnt believe me either, but its the truth! I dont know how to prove it unless I take you to my TARDIS or something. Your what? TARDIS. Shes my time machine. Well my (our) home. The Doctor said looking at Amy and Charlotte. Doctor I must say one thing. You look human! 11 laughed at this and said You look Time Lord! We came first! Is there any other way you can prove that you are not a human? Pulse. 10 said. Im sorry? Check my (our) pulse. 10 told him. Why? Because its not a human one! 11 laughed. Alright. Please Doctors come up here. The two walked back up to the stand. Right who wants to go first? I will. 11 said. He checked 11s pulse and felt two. Thats impossible! You have two pulses! How? Two hearts of course! Two hearts? Its the heartbeat of a Time Lord. 10 smiled proudly as he said this. Or rather it was me. 11 said sadly. Oi dont ruin my good mood! 10 told his older self. Sorry. What do you mean it was? Well like I said earlier Im The Last Of The Time Lords. 10 said. Or he is. Well he is now. I mean that me. This made 11 remember the last time he destroyed the Time Lords and how he wanted to tell the court. He knew he couldnt because it was major spoilers for his 10th self. He knew that that was how he died. Are you alright? 10 asked him. Yeah just thinking. Im fine. Hold on. I didnt feel your pulse. 10 held out his arm. You also have two heart beats! Amazing! Should we get the rest of us here as well so you could feel their pulses? 10 joked. Could you? The lawyer asked with bright eyes. Oh for the love of Rassilon no! 11 yelled. I know. I was joking! Although I rather loved being our 5th self. Yes I loved being him as well. Except for the celery. 10 laughed at the celery comment. Ok so may we sit again? Go finish questioning Sweets. 11 ordered.

Yes Doctors. Sorry Dr. Sweets. Its fine. Do you have any other questions for me? Dr. Sweets what is your opinion on the fact that Martha told her estranged husband she slept with The Doctor? Why would she say that if it wasnt true? Martha just wanted to make Mickey jealous. She didnt think it would lead her to a divorce though. So youre sure Martha never slept with him? Yeah. I mean yes. Well Dr. Sweets that is all I have for you. You may return to your seat. Thank you. Sweets said. The lawyers were through with all their witnesses. The judge stared at The Doctors. Doctor may the court see your time machine? Im sorry? 10 asked. May we see your time machine? 10 looked at his 11th self. Of course you may. Everyone follow me! Are you sure this is a good idea? 10 asked. Look even if they tell people no one will believe them. Yeah thats true. The Doctors along with Amy and Charlotte lead them outside. I miss my TARDIS, well your old one. I know. Ill take ya back to her soon. She misses you too. Cant you feel her? Yeah I can. 11 unlocked the door as they approached the TARDIS. Now before we enter I must say dont shove each other or touch anything! If you need anything let me or my younger self here know! Alright? All the people agreed. The judge though had an attitude at first. Hey this is my court room! Not anymore! We stepped out of your courtroom. My TARDIS! Im in charge! 11 told him standing face to face with him. Right. Sorry Doctor. Alright everyone go on in. The people stood staring at the TARDIS. How are we all going to fit in there? Its just a box! One of the lawyers asked. The Doctors, Amy, Martha, and Sweets gave each other looks. Go in and see! 11 told them. They walked in and looked around. No way! The judge said losing his professionalism. Oh Yes! 10 said proudly of his TARDIS. Well not his. Well not yet anyway. Doctor Im going to put Charlotte down. Good Pond. Ill give this lot a tour. Alright. Wait for me! Very well. Hurry up! Ok.

So you lot fancy a tour? They all nodded. Right where to start? Ahh! Here is the console. This is what I use to pilot the TARDIS. Oh dont pull that wibbly lever! The Doctor shouted to the judge. I said not to touch anything! Sorry. You could have caused us to take off into who knows where! 10 said angrily. Anyway why dont we head to the library? Just dont fall in the pool! 10 warned. Theres a pool in the library? The judge said intrigued. Yes. Apparently there is now. Oi me dont be jealous. You will be me soon and then the pool in the library will be yours. Wait? How soon? Soon. Just soon. Oh we have to wait for Pond. Amy came running out. Doctor Im ready! Very well Pond. Come along. Here we are! Welcome to the TARDIS library! As I said before mind the pool! 10 said. How did you get a pool in the library? One of the lawyers asked. The TARDIS built herself like that. I guess she wanted a change. Why did she rebuild herself? Weve been over this! You know I cant tell you! I know. Its just scary to know Ill be gone soon. No More Doctor. 10 said tears threatening to fall from his eyes. Doctor thats not true! There will always be The Doctor! I mean you get to turn into this wonderful, funny, handsome, bow tie wearing, you! Martha said. Thanks Martha! 11 smiled at her. I know Martha but its just not the same. I mean I dont even say ALLONS-Y anymore! Oi how boring would life be if we all stayed the same all the time? 11 asked him. Yeah youre right me! Damn I must have got cleverer when I became you! Damn straight you did! 11 laughed. Doctor exactly how many of you are there? Well Ms. Williams I could tell you but if you would like to know look at this! 11 pulled out the psychic paper. It read THE DOCTOR CURRENT INCARNATION: 11! There are 11 of you! Yes me being the 11th! Well which one are you? Ms. Williams Im the 10th! 10 said proudly. This is the weirdest divorce trial Ive ever worked on! The judge commented. Speaking of what is your verdict? 11 asked.

It seems to me that Ms. Jones never slept with you, either of you and Mr. Smith has cooked up this tape in order to get more money out of the settlement! I order Mr. Smith to pay alimony to Ms. Jones! Also any assets the couple has will be split! Its Dr. Jones actually! The Doctors said. My mistake. Dr. Jones. The judge nodded at her. Martha was grinning and knew The Doctors would help. He always did. Mickey however was upset of course. Sorry Mickey. 10 said holding out his hand. I knew it wouldnt work! You always outsmart me Doctor! Both of you! What can I say? Youre Mickey the Idiot! Both Doctors told him. Now Im hearing it from both of you! God! The Doctors laughed. Hey it was our 9th self that started it! Just be glad he isnt here! The judge looked around and said, Wait! I cant rule without a gavel! Here! 10 pulled a gavel out of his pocket and gave it to the judge. Thanks! He banged the gavel and declared the ruling over and done with. Why do I have a gavel in my pocket? 11 asked. Ya know me. I always have things in my pockets! Bigger on the inside! They said laughing. Right! Court is dismissed! The judge yelled. Ok everyone out of my TARDIS! 11 screamed. The group looked at him in surprise. Im kidding! Stay if you wish! Actually I have to get home. One of the lawyers said. Yes me too. The judge and other lawyers said. Alright suit yourselves. 11 told them. They thanked the Doctors for showing them the TARDIS. This was definitely a day that they wouldnt forget. Doctors thanks so much! Martha said hugging them. Anytime Martha! The two told her. Doctors I really appreciate it! If you ever need anything, anything at all dont hesitate to ask! Thanks Martha! I guess I should go now. We could have a drink Martha! To celebrate your freedom! 11 said. No Doctor. Thanks but Im rather tired. Maybe another time yeah? Course. Good bye Martha Jones. Bye Doctor. Hope to see you again. You will Doctor. Martha said hugging him again. Oi dont you dare go dieing on me yet! You need to be there for Charlottes baptism! And your wedding! My wedding! Our wedding! 10, Amy, Martha and Sweets started laughing at 11.

What? Hey where did Mickey go? No one noticed that Mickey Smith had left the TARDIS with the group of lawyers and judge. Hes probably out being an idiot as usual! 10 laughed. This sent the group of friends into hysterics again. Man Im hilarious! 11 said doubling over with laughter. Yes I am! 10 grinned. Well Doctors I really should go! Martha it was a pleasure to help you! Hope next time we see each other it is for a happier occasion. 11 said hugging her again. Thanks Doctor! Me too! Amy take care of him! And Charlotte. I will! You take care of yourself too! Thanks! I definitely will! Sweets will help me to get better. Right Sweets? Of course! Amy dont let him regenerate on ya! Martha if he regenerates Ill kill him! They laughed at Amys comment. That reminds me of what River said. If he dies Ill kill him! 10 said. Yeah. I remember. Oh that River! I better go too. Sweets told them. Sweets we will meet again. 11 said shaking his hand. I sure hope so Doctor. Well maybe not me. 10 joked. Oi what did I just say! It isnt time for you to die yet! Not until! Not until what? Nothing. Nothing. Anyway Sweets take care of our Martha. I will Doctor! Sweets Ill miss you! Amy said hugging him. Thanks Amy! Ill miss you too! Good bye everyone. Sweets said letting go of Amy. Bye! The three TARDIS occupants said to their friends. Martha and Sweets walked out of the TARDIS. Now what do we do? Amy asked. Pond we take my younger self back to his TARDIS. Aww I got so used to you being here! I know me too. I do miss my TARDIS though! Im not supposed to be here! Yeah. But you better listen to yourself and not die yet! Ill try my best! Alright you two! Off we go! 11 set the controls to where he had left his younger selves TARDIS. GERONIMO! ALLONS-Y! The TARDIS landed and 10 ran out to her. Hello gal! He said as he stroked her. She groaned at him saying she missed him.

I missed ya too! Sorry I took so long! He turned around to his older self and the woman that would be his fianc. Well she would be when he wore a bow tie anyway. I guess its time to go. It was great seeing me again! Yes! Fabulous! Wonderful! 11 said tears in his eyes. Oi dont go crying on me now! Youll make me cry! Right sorry. See ya soon? Yeah I hope. Call me when you get to well just call me. 11 didnt want to give away anything. He knew his 10th self should have been arriving in London Town with Jackson Lake. I will. Dont worry. The two hugged. Amy. Take care of me! Always love. Amy finally snogged him. 11 actually didnt get jealous. He figured after the way he dies, he deserves to be snogged by his almost fianc. Well I cant wait to get more snogs from you Pond! 10 smiled as they released each other. Youll have to Doctor. Although its worth the wait! I would say. Oh I know you are! Hey you let me call you Pond! I figured it would be alright. Seeing as how you are the man I love. Well Im not him quite yet Amy. You will be. Meeting you though has been amazing! I can still see you in his eyes. In his actions, in his words. When he delivers a threatening warning to an invader, I see you and how you would do it. You were right when you said you two are one! Yeah? So Im still a bad ass? 11 laughed at this. Oh Doctor I think youve always been a bad ass! But you are such an awesome one! Thanks! the two said. I believe Im the most bad ass Ive ever been! 11 grinned. Yeah rub it in that I die! 10 said laughing. Oi you dying is not a laughing matter! It fucking hurt! Doctor language! Oh Pond you love it! Yeah I do! Amy giggled. 10 was surprised at his older self. Wow so I curse now? Nice! Oh shut up and go! If you stay here longer I wont let you leave! Right. Off I shall go! Say hi to Jackson for me! Who? Youll find out. Good bye Doctor! 10 smiled at his older self. Bye Doctor! Come back and visit! I will if Im able! Oi you better be able! Alright! Ill call you later!

Yes! Bye! The 10th Doctor entered his TARDIS finally. Amy and 11 watched as she took off. They heard him shout ALLONS-Y! Are you alright love? Yeah Pond. Im ok. Lets go see how our little Time Lady is. The two hadnt even gotten back inside the TARDIS when The Doctors phone went off. I forgot to say to take care of our little Time Lady! Give her a kiss from her Daddy! Right! We will! Come along Pond. They checked on their baby and found her babbling to herself. The Doctor noted she was babbling in Gallifreyan. Doctor what is she saying? Oh just the Gallifreyan alphabet Pond. Wow! Yes our Time Lady is very intelligent! They played with their daughter for a bit until she fell asleep again. Doctor I cant believe we made her! I know Pond! I cant wait to make another! Want to go try right now? Actually Im rather tired. Me too. We did have a long day. Lets get some rest Pond. Alright love. They went to bed and talked about the past few adventures they had; such as Susans birthday, Halloween, meeting Sweets friends, seeing 10 again, The Androvax, the trial that had just taken place. Doctor I am going to travel with you forever! Amy said sleepily. The Doctor remembered being 10 and asking Rose: How long are you going to travel with me? Rose had said: Forever! To Amy he said, Yes Pond forever! The Doctor and Amy Pond! The love of a lifetime! Were a fairytale Doctor! That we are Pond! Goodnight love! Goodnight Doctor. I love you! Sleep well my Pond! He kissed her on the head and watched her drift off to sleep. The Doctor was glad he was back to normal. Glad that he wasnt drinking so much anymore and glad that his 10th self was back in his own time stream. He fell asleep praying to God that he wouldnt die before he had his wedding and Charlottes baptism. He knew 2008 and part of 2009 needed his 10th self. The Doctor feel asleep dreaming about his life with Pond. He felt so blessed that even with all the tragedy he had in his life there was this perfect angel to help him get through it all; and her name was Amy Pond.