THE LIFE OF GOP JULIA

Take a look at how Mitt Romneys policies would treat one woman born with a silver spoon and how President Obama has changed the lives of those less fortunate than her.

The Life of GOP Julia Age 3.

Under Mitt Romney: Julia is enrolled in a private pre-school. Because of steps Mitt Romney would take to cut off Head Start, Julia is one of the very few students in the country whose wealthy parents can afford to have their children start kindergarten ready to learn and succeed. Under President Obama: Because of steps President Obama has taken to improve public Head Start programs, children whose parents cant afford to pay for private pre-school also arrive at kindergarten ready to learn, and thats socialism!

The Life of GOP Julia Age 17.

Romney Private Academy
Under Mitt Romney: Julias only choice if she wants to succeed is a private high school where tuition is $20,000 a year, and her SAT prep course is $10,000. Julias parents, wealthy from investment income, can easily pay for it, and Julia can be looking at the best colleges. Under President Obama: Because of President Obamas commitment to funding public education and the Race to the Top program, public school students also get a great education. COMMUNIST! Rich and privileged welcome!

The Life of GOP Julia Age 18.

Under Mitt Romney: As she prepares for the first year of college, Julias parents qualify for the Mitt Romneys tax breaks for the rich, just like always. Its so much money, Julia doesnt need no stinking Pell grants. Her parents also give an endowment to her college so shes given special treatment. Under President Obama: Funding for public colleges and increased Pell grants help students far less fortunate than Julia afford a quality education. Theyre milking off the taxpayer tit!
No Financial Aid Available.

Need money? Ask your parents for a loan.

The Life of GOP Julia Age 22.

Under Mitt Romney: During college, Julia undergoes surgery. After health reform repeal, its covered under the awesome insurance plan her parents buy for her. Her parents Mitt Romney tax breaks for the rich more than covers the premiums and the copays, and she gets the best medical care. Under President Obama: Even students coming from middle class and working class families can have great care, since theyd be covered under their parents plan thanks to Obamacare. Thats government takeover of health care!

The Life of GOP Julia Age 23.

Under Mitt Romney: GOP Julia becomes independently wealthy by marrying rich. She may not be able to stand up for her right to equal pay, but who needs equal pay when you are expected to be a homemaker? Her party has taught her that working outside the home is a mans job, and a womans place is in the house. Under President Obama: Julia could choose to work and make her own money, and thanks to the Lily Ledbetter Act, which Romney refuses to say if he would sign, she would be able to assert her right to equal pay. That would make her a FEMINAZI!

The Life of GOP Julia Age 25.

Under Mitt Romney: GOP Julia does not need to worry about paying back any student loans, since her parents paid for her entire college education at a great private school! She dont need no stinking government help! Under President Obama: Other students who come from less fortunate families would be able to afford repaying their student loans thanks to President Obamas reforms capping payments and lowering interests. Thats just dropping opportunity in lazy students laps!

The Life of GOP Julia Age 27.

Under Mitt Romney: GOP Julia has spent the past four years as a homemaker, and her husband has bought her two Cadillac's. She has the best health care money can buy, and fortunately shes very healthy. Under President Obama: Even women who dont marry rich or have a ton of money have affordable quality health care, including preventive care and birth control thanks to Obamacare. This allows them to concentrate on their careers. Again, FEMINAZIS!

The Life of GOP Julia Age 31.

Under Mitt Romney: GOP Julia decides to have a child (or at least, her husband chooses for her). Thanks to the best health care money can buy, she gets all the prenatal and postnatal care she needs. Under President Obama: Women not as fortunate as GOP Julia would still get the best prenatal and postnatal care thanks to Obamacare as insurance companies would be required to cover these essential services. This type of government takeover of health care cannot stand!

The Life of GOP Julia Age 37.

Under Mitt Romney: GOP Julias son Zach starts private kindergarten that attracts the best teachers and commands a big fee, just like Julia did when she was little. GOP Julia takes Zach to school in her luxury car. Under President Obama: The Kenyan Muslim Socialists would make pre-school available to everyone and even fund a big bus to take them there. How would that teach Zach responsibility?

School Bus Out of Service

One of Julias cars, fresh off the car elevator.

The Life of GOP Julia Age 42.

Under Mitt Romney: GOP Julia borrows money from her parents and her husband and starts a web business, since the federal SBA loans have been cut by 20%. But since the middle class is all but gone, she hardly has any clients. Oh well. At least she doesnt have to pay the money back. Under President Obama: Not only would Julia be able to get a loan from the SBA, so would others who dont have parents to borrow from. Shed have clients and could grow her business. But SBA loans are just lipstick on the pre-emptive bailout pig!

The Life of GOP Julia Age 65.

Under Mitt Romney: GOP Julia enrolls in VoucherCare, costing her $6,350 extra in premiums out of pocket every year compared to what would be traditional Medicare, which Romney and Ryan have eliminated. Luckily, from no-tax inheritance in 10s of millions from her parents, Julia doesnt have to worry about a pesky six grand. Under President Obama: Traditional Medicare and Medicare Advantage are preserved and strengthened, and theres no more prescription drug coverage gap. Julia, and every other senior can enroll and enjoy the benefits without the extra cost. COMMUNIST PLOT!

The Life of GOP Julia Age 67.

Under Mitt Romney: GOP Julia retires. She doesnt need social security since her vast fortunes (inherited and accumulated) keep her comfortably wealthy. Good thing too, since Mitt Romney would potentially cut social security by 40%. Under President Obama: For everyone whos not GOP Julia, social security would be preserved so that they too can have some security after a lifetime of work. If that isnt fascism, I dont know what is.