June 2012

ITS A BIRD! ITS A PLANE!

What To Do This Month Event Quick Reference Useful Telephone Numbers Classified Ads Costambar Cable Channel Listing The Rainy Day Page And Lots Of Other Fun Stuff!!

Yennys Market Loase Resort/Sams Bar Catamaran Beach Bar Pascuals MarLous Restaurant Biekes Bar Happy Hippo Supermercado Tropical Big Lees Beach Bar El Jardin y Algo Mas Restaurant Chino The Meeting Place Maximillians Beach Bar Chris & Madys Ocean World Marina

No, its a Dominican electrician! Really who needs Ringling Brothers, Barnum & Bailey or Cirque du Soleil? Any day of the week you can see these daring souls doing crazy acrobatics and death & gravity defying feats. And they do it all without a net! For us - this is the greatest show on earth!

Los Tres Cocos

I don't trust anyone who doesn't laugh. Maya Angelou

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Chris & Madys has all your favourite sports including NFL and NHL! Try their seafood and lobster specials! Los Tres Cocos in Las Rocas invites you to try something different. Fine dining at its best! Call 809-993-4503 for details. Closed June 19 to July 17 for vacation. Sams at Loase Resort & Spa has new summer hours from May 1 to September 30 they will be open Tuesday to Saturday 12 noon to 8pm and closed Sunday & Monday. At The Catamaran on Costambar Beach youll find great food at great prices enjoyed with a million dollar view! Every day they have Power Hour with 3X1 cuba libres from 6-7pm. On Wednesday June 6 join them for a Bonfire on the beach with a special dinner! They also hold a monthly Flea Market on the last Saturday of every month beginning at 10am. No cost to vendors! Pascuals on Costambar Beach specializes in seafood from their live lobster tank. Every Thursday is Romantic Night with guitar music by the duo Los Reyes and Saturdays its Karaoke & a BBQ! Also available for parties and events! Big Lee's Beach Bar is the place to go on the Malecon in Puerto Plata. Oldies music and free popcorn! And featuring fantastic food by Mady's Restaurant, now permanently here with Big Lee! Hamburgers, cheeseburgers, hot dogs, sandwiches, fish and breakfast all day long. Open and serving at 10 a.m. on... Why not try El Jardin y Algo Mas for something different? A great place to hold your special events! Open by reservation of 6 people or more. MarLous Restaurant has an all new cocktail selection! This months cocktail is Black Russian. Join them on Thursdays for Open Mic Night. Restaurant Chino has the best Chinese food on the North Coast! Eat in or take out. Two locations - on the Malecon in Puerto Plata and calle Principal in Cabarete. The Meeting Place has started their summer hours - Monday to Friday 2pm-5:30pm. Keep checking their website for new activities throughout the season. Why not visit Maximillians Beach Bar on the malecon in Puerto Plata! Biekes Bar - the first bar in & the last bar out of Costambar! Drop by Saturdays for Costambars Best Burger! Check out the blackboards for food specials during the week! Sonja & Hill are back at Happy Hippo! Why not pass by and have a drink with them? Ocean World Casino is offering Costambar residents free taxi rides and will double the coupon in their ad for the month of June!! This year Canada Day (June 1st) is a week long celebration with a street fair in Sosua, a live concert in Cabarete, a beach party in Puerto Plata and more! Follow the ClubCanadaRD.com blog or Facebook page for all the details.
OPEN FROM 12 NOON CLOSED SUNDAYS SATURDAYS BIEKE BURGERS!! CHECK OUR BOARD FOR FOOD SPECIALS!

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'Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl.' The priest asks, 'Is that you, little Joey Pagano?' 'Yes, Father, it is.' 'And who was the girl you were with?' 'I can't tell you, Father, I don't want to ruin her reputation.' 'Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?' 'I cannot say.' 'Was it Teresa Mazzarelli?' 'I'll never tell.' 'Was it Nina Capelli?' 'I'm sorry, but I cannot name her.' 'Was it Cathy Piriano?' 'My lips are sealed.' 'Was it Rosa DiAngelo, then?' 'Please, Father, I cannot tell you.' The priest sighs in frustration. 'You're very tight lipped, and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself.' Joey walks back to his pew, and his friend Franco slides over and whispers, 'What'd you get?' 'Four months vacation and five good leads...'

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WEDNESDAY JUNE 6
BONFIRE & SPECIAL DINNER! Starting about 7pm

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EVERY LAST SATURDAY OF THE MONTH FREE TO VENDORS! Starting at 10am

FLEA MARKET!!!

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When you are feeling nostalgic come to Play It Again

At Loase Much of What You Loved About Sams In Costambar!

A man walked into a supermarket with his zipper down. A lady cashier walked up to him and said, "Your barracks door is open." Not a phrase that men normally use, he went on his way looking a bit puzzled. When he was about done shopping, a man came up and said, "Your fly is open." He zipped up and finished his shopping. At the checkout, he intentionally got in the line where the lady was that told him about his "barracks door." He was planning to have a little fun with her, so when he reached the counter he said, "When you saw my barracks door open, did you see a Marine standing in there at attention? The lady thought for a moment and said, "No, no I didn't! All I saw was a disabled veteran sitting on a couple of old duffel bags."

VILLA FOR RENT BY THE WEEK

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Offering: Hamburgers, Cheeseburgers, Chili Cheeseburgers, Fries, Burritos, Tuna, Fish, Smoked Fish and BREAKFAST ALL DAY!

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Restaurant Chino
Best Chinese Food On the North Coast! Two Great Locations! Eat In or Takeout!
Xiang Wan Jia Plaza Neptuno, Malecon, Puerto Plata 809-261-5609 Calle Principal, Cabarete 809-571-0385

GREAT PLACE FOR EVENTS!!

Open Only by Reservation of 6 or more people Calle Felix Nolasco #55, Urbanization Atlantica, Puerto Plata 809-320-8243/809-773-4059

This is the story of the poor dizzy blonde flying in a two-seater airplane with just the pilot. He has a heart attack and dies. She, frantic, calls out a May Day. "May Day! May Day! Help me! Help me! My pilot had a heart attack and is dead. And I don't know how to fly. Help me! Please help me!" She hears a voice over the radio saying: "This is Air Traffic Control and I have you loud and clear. I will talk you through this and get you back on the ground. I've had a lot of experience with this kind of problem. Now, just take a deep breath. Everything will be fine! Now give me your height and position." She says, "I'm 5'4" and I'm in the front seat." "O.K." says the voice on the radio.... "Repeat after me: Our Father. Who art in Heaven"

A minister was completing a temperance sermon. With great emphasis he said, 'If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.' With even greater emphasis he said, 'And if I had all the wine in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.' And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he said, 'And if I had all the whiskey in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.' Sermon complete, he sat down... The song leader stood very cautiously and announced with a smile, nearly laughing, 'For our closing song, let us sing Hymn #365, 'Shall We Gather at the River.'

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Mujibar was trying to get a job in India . The Personnel Manager said, "Mujibar, you have passed all the tests, except one. Unless you pass it you cannot qualify for this job." Mujibar said, "I am ready" The manager said, "Make a sentence using the words Yellow, Pink and Green." Mujibar thought for a few minutes and said, "Mister manager, I am ready" The manager said, "Go ahead." Mujibar said, "The telephone goes green, green, and I pink it up, and say, 'Yellow, this is Mujibar.'" Mujibar now works as a technician at a call centre for computer problems.

REDNECK MURDER Two reasons Why Its So Hard To Solve a Redneck Murder: 1. The DNA all matches. 2. There are no dental records.

INTERNATIONAL GOURMET CUISINE & AUSTRIAN SPECIALTIES

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PASCUALS PLAYA COSTAMBAR

Specializing in Live Lobsters & Seafood
EVERY THURSDAY Romantic Night with Live Guitar Music by the duo Los Reyes EVERY SATURDAY Karaoke & BBQ Open Daily For Parties, Events & Reservations Call 829-434-9404/829-464-4071/829-637-6487

Analysis of the above picture can tell us a lot about how different people think. - For young men, it's a picture of a lady with a nice derriere but only the most observant will notice that she is crossing a street. - The really observant will notice that she is wearing a thong. - For older men, she appears to be a respectable woman - with a nice tush - on her way to work. - The perverts among them will imagine her naked. - Wiser men will ponder the presence of mind of the photographer to take the shot in the face of such beauty and be grateful that they shared it. - For half of the women, this is an ordinary woman who should not have left home dressed that way. - The other half will think she is a slut but wonder where she bought that blouse. - Older women will imagine the misery that the woman's curves will cause by the time she reaches 50. - But only children, the extremely intelligent and the celibate will notice that the taxi is being driven by a dog.

CHRIS & MADYS

Playa Cofresi

The phone rings, and the wife answers. A pervert, with heavy breathing, says, "I bet you have a tight @**hole with no hair?" Woman replies, "Yes, he's watching TV who shall I say is calling?"

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1. Sometimes I'll look at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is. 2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong. 3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger. 4. There is great need for a sarcasm font. 5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet? 6. Was learning cursive really necessary? 7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on # 8. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood. 9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind-of tired. 10. Bad decisions make good stories. 11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day. 12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection...again. 13. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page technical report that I swear I did not make any changes to. 14. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call. 15. I think the freezer deserves a light as well. 16. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Light than Kay. 17. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger. 18. How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear or understand a word they said? 19. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers and sisters! 20. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever. 21. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey - but I'd bet everyone can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time.

Last night, my friend and I were sitting in the living room and I said to her, "I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug." She got up, unplugged the TV, and threw out my wine.

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L U P E R O N

EVER DONE ANY OF THESE???

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SOLUTIONS ON PAGE 13
SUDOKU PUZZLES Fill in the missing numbers so every row, column and quadrant contains the number 1 through 9.

MERYL STREEP MOVIES

Find and circle all of the words that are hidden in the grid. The remaining letters spell a hidden message

A CRY IN THE DARK ADAPTATION BEFORE AND AFTER DANCING AT LUGHNASA DARK MATTER DEATH BECOMES HER DEFENDING YOUR LIFE DOUBT EVENING FALLING IN LOVE

HEARTBURN IRONWEED JULIA KRAMER VS. KRAMER LIONS FOR LAMBS MAMMA MIA MANHATTAN MARVIN'S ROOM MUSIC OF THE HEART ONE TRUE THING

OUT OF AFRICA PLENTY PRIME RENDITION SHE-DEVIL SILKWOOD SOPHIE'S CHOICE STILL OF THE NIGHT THE DEER HUNTER

Across 1. Perspicacious 5. Inactivity 6. Idiom 7. Voter Down 1. Scam 2. Foreword 3. Adjure 4. Quisling

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12 22 28 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 40 42 43 44 46 49

CNN FOX ABC NBC CBS KIDS TBS CNBC ESPN-1 WGN CDN TNT USA ESPN-2 DISCOVERY DISNEY HBO SPORT BOOMERANG

51 56 57 64 66

CINE SPEED

CANAL

ANIMAL PLANET SCI-FI FOOD 69 DISCOVERY

70 71 72 74 79 80 81 83 84 85

WEATHER CINEMAX SHOWTIME STARZ NASA JETIX CARTOON TNT LA HISTORY THE FILM ZONE

Police Office Police Car APC Office APC Gate Security Codetel Edenorte - emergency Edenorte - office Costambar Taxi Stand Canada Britain U.S.A. German Italian Clinica Bournigal Clinica Brugal Los Tropicos Pharmacy

809-320-8510 809-320-8840 809-970-7877 809-970-7015 809-220-1111 809-261-1844 809-586-9823 809-970-7318 809-586-5761 809-586-4244 809-586-4204 809-586-6995 809-320-7601 809-586-2342 809-586-2519 809-970-7607

A nurse discovered a safe, easy way to remove ticks where they automatically withdraw themselves when you follow her simple instructions. Read this one as it could save you from some major problems.. Spring is here and the ticks will soon be showing their heads. Here is a good way to get them off you, your children, or your pets. Give it a try. Please forward to anyone with children... Or hunters or dogs, or anyone who even steps outside in summer. "I had a pediatrician tell me what she believes is the best way to remove a tick. This is great, because it works in those places where it's sometimes difficult to get to with tweezers: between toes, in the middle of a head full of dark hair, etc." "Apply a glob of liquid soap to a cotton ball. Cover the tick with the soap-soaked cotton ball and swab it for a few seconds (15-20), the tick will come out on its own and be stuck to the cotton ball when you lift it away. This technique has worked every time I've used it (and that was frequently, and it's much less traumatic for the patient and easier for me.." "Unless someone is allergic to soap, I can't see that this would be damaging in any way. I even had my doctor's wife call me for advice because she had one stuck to her back and she couldn't reach it with tweezers. She used this method and immediately called me back to say, "It worked!"

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The world is just getting too complex for me. They even mess me up every time I go to the grocery store. You would think they could settle on something themselves but this sudden "Paper or plastic?" every time I check out just knocks me for a loop. I bought some of those cloth reusable bags to avoid looking confused, but I never remember to take them in with me. Now I toss it back to them. When they ask me, "Paper or plastic?" I just say, "Doesn't matter to me. I am bi-sacksual." Then it's their turn to stare at me with a blank look.

I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman: "Where's the self-help section?" She said that if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.

BEGINNER

INTERMEDIA TE

HIDDEN MESSAGE
Lemony Snickets A Series of Unfortunate Events

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RD$955 Includes Dental RD$1190 with Drugs

Big Lees Beach Bar, Puerto Plata 5pm Biekes Bar, Costambar 6:30pm Or call Petra & Marcel Bahr 1-809-885-2155
A man had just settled into his seat next to the window on the plane when another man sat down in the aisle seat and put his black Labrador Retriever in the middle seat next to the man. The first man looked very quizzically at the dog and asked why the dog was allowed on the plane. The second man explained that he was from the Police Drugs Enforcement Agency and that the dog was a 'sniffing dog'. 'His name is Sniffer and he's the best there is. I'll show you once we get airborne, when I put him to work.' The plane took off, and once it has leveled out, the Policeman said, 'Watch this.' He told Sniffer to 'search'. Sniffer jumped down, walked along the aisle, and finally sat very purposefully next to a woman for several seconds. Sniffer then returned to his seat and put one paw on the policeman's arm. The Policeman said, 'Good boy', and he turned to the man and said, 'That woman is in possession of marijuana, I'm making a note of her seat number and the authorities will apprehend her when we land. 'Gee, that's pretty good,' replied the first man. Once again, the Policeman sent Sniffer to search the aisles. The Lab sniffed about, sat down beside a man for a few seconds, returned to its seat, and this time he placed two paws on the agent's arm. The Policeman said,

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'That man is carrying cocaine, so again, I'm making a note of his seat number for the police.' 'I like it!' said his seat mate. The Policeman then told Sniffer to 'search' again. Sniffer walked up and down the aisles for a little while, sat down for a moment, and then came racing back to the agent, jumped into the middle seat and proceeded to poop all over the seat. The first man was really disgusted by this behavior and couldn't figure out how or why a well-trained dog would behave like that, so he asked the Policeman, 'What's going on ?' The Policeman nervously replied, 'He's just found a bomb.

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INVENTION OF THE MONTH!

Face it - youre going online right now to see where you can get these, arent you?!?

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Mat's dad picked him up from school to take him to a dental appointment. Knowing the parts for the school play were supposed to be posted today, he asked his son if he got a part. Matt enthusiastically announced that he'd gotten a part. "I play a man who's been married for twenty years." "That's great, son. Keep up the good work and before you know it they'll be giving you a speaking part."

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Bill pulled up a stool at his favorite bar and announced, "My wife Suzie must love me more than any woman has ever loved any man!" "What makes you say that?" the bartender inquired. "Last week," Bill explained, "I had to take a couple of sick days from work. Suzie was so thrilled to have me around that every time the milkman and the post office guy came by, she'd run down the driveway, waving her arms and hollering, `My old man's home! My old man's home!'"

A vulture boards an airplane, carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess looks at him and says, 'I'm sorry, sir, only one carrion allowed per passenger.'
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Three women go down to Mexico one night to celebrate college graduation. They got drunk, and woke up in jail, only to find that they are to be executed in the morning, though none of them can remember what they did the night before. The first one, a redhead, is strapped in the electric chair and is asked if she has any last words. She says, "I just graduated fromTrinity Bible College and believe in the almighty power of God to intervene on behalf of the innocent." They throw the switch and nothing happens. They all immediately fall to the floor on their knees, beg for forgiveness, and release her. The second one, a brunette, is strapped in and gives her last words. "I just graduated from the University of Kentucky School of Law, and I believe in the power of Justice to intervene on the behalf of the innocent." They throw the switch and again, nothing happens. Again, they all immediately fall to their knees, beg for forgiveness, and release her. The last one, a blonde , is strapped in and says, "Well, I'm from the University of Tennessee and just graduated with a degree in Electrical Engineering, and I'll tell ya right now, ya'll ain't gonna electrocute nobody if you don't plug that thing in."

Call George (Lettuce) 809-543-8041

Km. 11 Carretera PP-Imbert (In front of PARADA DINAMICA) Just past the fish places

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Apartments for Rent Special Offers Available For Long Term Rentals! Just ask Max! Office 809-970-7312 Cell 809-251-8679 Visit our website www.villasfelipe.com

Maximilians
BEACH BAR
First Casetta at Long Beach Malecon, Puerto Plata, R.D. Cell: 809-251-8679 Two old guys, one 80 and one 87, were sitting on their usual park bench one morning. The 87 year old had just finished his morning jog and wasn't even short of breath. The 80 year old was amazed at his friend's stamina and asked him what he did to have so much energy. The 87 year old said "Well, I eat rye bread every day. It keeps your energy level high and you'll have great stamina with the ladies." So, on the way home, the 80 year old stops at the bakery. As he was looking around, the saleslady asked if he needed any help. He said, "Do you have any rye bread?" She said, "Yes, there's a whole shelf of it. Would you like some?" He said, "I want 5 loaves. She said, "My goodness, 5 loaves...by the time you get to the 5th loaf, it'll be hard" He replied, "I can't believe it, everybody in the world knows about this shit but me."

Two great white sharks swimming in the ocean spied survivors of a sunken ship. "Follow me son" the father shark said to the son shark and they swam to the mass of people. "First we swim around them a few times with just the tip of our fins showing." And they did. "Well done, son! Now we swim around them a few times with all of our fins showing." And they did. "Now we eat everybody." And they did. When they were both gorged, the son asked, "Dad, why didn't we just eat them all at first? Why did we swim around and around them?" His wise father replied, "Because they taste better without the shit inside them!"

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Lawyer-Abogado
Specializing in contract law - cedulas, real estate, vehicles Court appearances for civil/legal suits Appointments at your residence or our office
Cubicle 7-A, Plaza Turisol, Puerto Plata, Rep. Dom. Office 809-244-4519 Cel. 809-757-0814 Email: ricartreal-estate@hotmail.com

Costambar Monthly page 18 LIKE CHECKING OUT THE CLASSIFIEDS FOR GREAT DEALS? OR USING THEM TO GET RID OF YOUR UNWANTED ITEMS? THEN WHY NOT CHECK OUT COSTAMBARS FLEA MARKET AT THE CATAMARAN BAR ON THE BEACH. EVERY LAST SATURDAY OF THE MONTH STARTING AT 10AM! FREE TO VENDORS!! FOR SALE 1980 Pearson 365 Sloop. Great cruising boat, Westerbeke 40hp, refrigerator, good sails. Priced to sell. US$24,900. Call 829-338-3188 FOR SALE a lime green jog Yamaha pasola 1989 top shape 15,000 pesos georgioantiglio60@gmail.com

CLASSIFIEDS
FOR SALE 33foot sailboat, Glander Tavana class yawl, good condition/ minor work needed, less than 1500 hours on new 20 horse Kuboto engine and trans. A MUST SEE! Located in Luperon bay. Call Sean @ (809) 782-2534. FOR SALE Sewing machine FY 750 Bought 15.11.2011 for 7,000 RD Selling price 4,000 RD Puerto Plata phone 809-244-4019 cel 829-925-1860 WANTED gps, vhf, Hispaniola charts, sounder, fishing gear. Working and in good condition only please. Located Maimon, PP. Eric at 809-707-9036 or 2beasts@gmail.com. FOR SALE Alante Electric Wheelchair 24 volt Excellent condition with little use. Original price over US$5000 Will sell for US$1000 English 809-360-8552 Spanish 809-970-7522 or 809993-2944 FOR SALE Ford F-150 V-8 4.6l runs on gasoline but has gas installed, year '98, engine 2007, very well taken care of by owner!! Also known as "the big yellow monster" $13,000usd obo!! Call Vik 829 864 9420 FOR SALE 2010 model BIC JUNGLE HYBRID 3 in 1 design Sailboard, Surfboard, SUP stand up paddleboard. 10ft 10inches, 28" width. Like New condition. Lots of extras!!! 6.0 Cruiser full batten sail. Mast, 2 sections for easy storage in bag with sail. Boom. Daggerboard. Adjustable skeg. SUP adjustable paddle. "DAKINE" harness. BIC harness lines. surfboard leash.Brand new "ON A MISSION"board bag ($250.00 USD value) $2200.00 USD. Located Luperon, 809-517-0949 WANTED "Karaoke business looking for an assistant with experiences as a DJ. Dominican welcome! for contacts call 809 988 1322 after 2.30 PM." FOR SALE 2 Tires almost new 215/60/16. Sell $4,500 RD and Inverter 1 and 1/2 kilos, good for 4 batteries. Sell $4,000. Contact: 829-324-3204

Costambar Monthly classified ads are free but can only be placed by emailing costambarmonthly@yahoo.ca Or calling 809-970-7507 or 809-449-1820 PLEASE NOTE - free classified ads are only for personal items. Commercial properties or enterprises (including real estate sales or rentals) must purchase an ad. Classifieds will usually be run for one month only unless we are otherwise notified.

FREE TO A GOOD HOME

Maity is a 6 year old female who has been fixed and has recent shots. Really sweet, well-behaved dog. Needs a home with lots of love but has lots of love to give! Call 809-988-1322 afternoons or evenings FOR SALE Car: Mitsubishi L200, diesel, year 2005, 76,000 km, incl. Full insurance till April 2012, very good conditions, German maintained, new rear brakes, trailer coupling, and much more Motorcycle YAMAHA SEROW 225ccm,TRIAL, German maintained, looks like new! Open fishing motorboat, 22 feet, year 2010, Tohatsu 40 horsepower and Tohatsu 9.8 horsepower, specialize for big game fishing! Call for prices: 849 886 1266 Located in Luperon

OPEN DAILY (INCLUDING HOLIDAYS) Mon-Sat 8am-10pm Sundays 8am-8pm Everything you need from snacks to supper! Delivery Service Available! Calle Principal, Costambar (just inside the gate) 809-970-3028

IGLESIA FILIPOS PRESBITERIANA invites you to services every Sunday at 10 A.M. Worships are in Spanish. Children activities. Before Costambar Gate Security, turn on the right side toward the power plant, 100 meters on the right side.

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A group of Dominican fishermen have created a group to clean our beach They call themselves The Angels of the Beach. The first day of cleaning they filled 40 large bags with mostly plastic from about 20% of the beach. They want to start to educate people of the importance of not littering and will clean the beach everyday. They are not doing it for money. They do it because it is their home and livelihood. They want to leave a place for their children to enjoy and catch fish which is their only source of income. It is in everyone's interest to have a clean beach. A clean beach will keep tourists coming back they will tell their friends what a beautiful beach Costambar has. With all the garbage on the beach they tell their friends if you love to look and walk through plastic then vacation in Costamber they have tons of garbage on their beach. Some residents of Costamber have seen these men cleaning the beach and have come forward with some money, food and supplies to do their part. If your are interested in donating money, time or supplies please contact Doug Karll at 809-8680273 or email doger312@aol.com Please look and see what a difference there is in our beach already!

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FOR SALE
Fully furnished, this home has two 700 sq. ft. apartments in a prime location close to Luperon. One mile from town and 100 yards up from Puerto Blanco Marina. The stunning walled and gated garden includes a swimming pool, shower\bath\comfort room and a 15x 25 tiled and covered common area. Comes complete with washer and dryer and a 3000 watt wind generator, inverter and batteries. Fully filtered potable water throughout the house. Upstairs - Seven rooms, two of which could be small bedrooms, or office and storage. The large veranda of this apartment has beautiful views of the mountains and harbor. Downstairs - One bedroom apartment set in the beautiful garden. Just steps to the swimming pool. The living room of this 5 room apartment is virtually in the garden.

A great buy at $250,000 US Contact Doug/Lois at lllehn@yahoo.com for further information.