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An elderly woman died last month.

At Sunday School they were teaching how God


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Having never married, she re Ministry of Mill Road Baptist Church
created everything, including human beings. January 1,2009
quested no male pallbearers. In her
Little Johnny seemed especially intent when they
handwritten instructions for her memorial ser-
told him how Eve was created out of one of
vice, she wrote, 'They wouldn't take me out while
Adam's ribs. Later in the week his mother noticed
I was alive, I don't want them to take me out
him lying down as though he were ill, and she
when I'm dead.'
said, 'Johnny, what is the matter?' Little Johnny
A police recruit was asked during the exam, responded, 'I have pain in my side. I think I'm
'What would you do if you had to arrest your going to have a wife.'
own mother?' He answered, 'Call for backup.'
A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten
Two boys were walking home from Sunday Commandments with her five and six year olds.
“It was needful for me to write unto you, and the sword of the Spirit, which is the word of God:
After explaining the commandment to 'Honor thy
school after hearing a strong preaching on the exhort you that ye should earnestly contend for Praying always with all prayer and supplication
father and thy mother,' she asked, 'Is there a com-
devil. One said to the other, 'What do you think mandment that teaches us how to treat our broth- the faith which was once delivered unto the in the Spirit, and watching thereunto with all
about all this Satan stuff?' The other boy replied, ers and sisters?' Without missing a beat, one little saints.” (Jude 1:3) perseverance and supplication for all saints;
'Well, you know how Santa Claus turned out. It's boy answered, 'Thou shall not kill.' Eph 6:10,13-19
probably just your Dad.' Jokes submitted by Kenny Benton Today we live in very unstable times. Cultur-
ally moral, ethical and spiritual values are in the Let us hold the line, by being a good students
grips of revolution. Society is revolting against of God’s Word. Everyone of us must know what
God and His Word. we believe and why we believe it. Opinions do
not mean a thing. We must be armored with the
It is time for believers to remember that Truth.
God has called us and enlisted us as servant
soldiers to contend for the faith. We must be Let us hold the line by being committed to
committed to Christ our Lord and the Truth living a life of righteousness. Our practice must
be consistent with our profession. Today one
of His Word. The apostle Paul wrote to the
hypocrite can undo the effective testimony of ten
Ephesians; Finally, my brethren, be strong in
righteous people.
the Lord, and in the power of his might. Where-
Return Service Requested fore take unto you the whole armor of God, that Let us hold the line by being vocal and stand-
ye may be able to withstand in the evil day, and ing for what is right regardless of the personal
Evansville, In 47710 having done all, to stand. Stand therefore, having cost. When it come to the principles of Truth
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your loins girt about with truth, and having on there is no room for compromise, ever.
Permit No 2899 the breastplate of righteousness; And your feet
Evansville, In shod with the preparation of the gospel of peace; Let us manifest the love of Christ to those
PAID Above all, taking the shield of faith, wherewith ye with whom we contend and stand against. The
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wicked. And take the helmet of salvation, and in this cruel and wicked world. Stand fast in
Christ our Lord.
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BIBLE CLASS

Pastor/Teacher
Bill Kellough
Associate
Dan King
A NEW YEAR WITH OLD FRIENDS
HUMOR & ENCOURAGEMENT
Lunch
CHILI - SOUP - HOT DOGS - DESERT 2 lbs ground beef Here is a series of lesson to help you un-
1 Tablespoon minced onion derstand the meaning of “the New Life In
Bring All Your Friends ¼ teaspoon salt Christ.” We are studying the believers rela-
⅛ teaspoon pepper tionship up close and personal. It is e a se-
Don’t You Hear Jesus Knocking WHAT IS PRIMETIME 1 can cream of mushroom soup ries that will change your life forever. So
Christine Kellough ALL ABOUT? 6 medium potatoes make it a must to join us in each study for
(Pastor Bill’s Mother—Died in 1995) Primetime is a community outreach min- 1 8 0z. Pkg. Shredded cheddar cheese the remainder of this year. Following are
istry sponsored by Mill Road Baptist some titles of our study.
The sins of my life were so many Church. Its focus is on people 50 years of
And the friendship of my friends seem so cold. • In large skillet, brown ground beef; add
age and older. • The Inner Life
Then I heard a voice so gently whisper, minced onion, salt and pepper; drain
Our mission is to provide spiritual and
Then a vision of my Savior I behold well.
social encouragement . In order to do this • The Conflicts of the Inner life
we have a monthly fellowship, which is the • Remove from heat and add cream of
T’was Jesus who bore His cross alone. mushroom soup. Mix well
In love he suffered there to save his own. first Wednesday of the month; offer travel • The Victorious life
They crowned His head with thorns opportunities throughout the year; have a • Place in oblong baking dish or 2 qt. Cas-
And pierced His side day trip about every six weeks; and stand serole. Set aside. • The Liberty of the Christian Life
It was for you and me He bled and died ready to assist in any need that our seniors • Mash potatoes—seasoning with salt,
might encounter. pepper, butter and milk. • The Spirit Controlled Life
Are your burdens you carry to heavy Our attendee’s are members of different • Spread evenly over meat mixture.
Does your sin fill your heart with despair? • True Commitment and Cleansing
churches in the community and some do not Sprinkle cheese on top.
Go to Jesus with all your sorrow, attend an organized church at all.
You’ll always find Him waiting for you there. • Bake in 350° oven for 30 minutes, or • The Joyous Life
Our programs are informational and in- until cheese is melted. (For microwave-
Oh, sinner don’t you hear Jesus knocking? spirational. Our aim is to help seniors live a cook on reheat, #8, for ten minutes.) As usual we will give outlines and use power
He’s knocking gently, knocking at your door. better and more balanced life. Our door is point visuals for illustration. Bring your
Open up your heart and let Him enter, open to all who wish to attend. No mem-
HAPPY NEW YEAR friends and a hunger for Truth.
For He may never knock there anymore. bership, no fees/