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life rumoured to buy copies of the Nasty Times in order to read the contents thereof and be persuaded by them. Sadly, the NST Reader does not actually figure in the actual process nor are his wishes ever taken into account. NST Reader is a figment of imagination, created by the Circulation, Advertising and Finance departments, to justify the voluminous statistics they produce in obeisance to their lord of all creation, the Bottom Line. In this virtual existence NST Reader faithfully shells out a buck or two every morning, faithfully ingests the Brilliant Headlines and Thought-Provoking Stories contained within, all the while singing songs of praise in veneration of Bottom Line. Material existence of NST Reader is fleetingly confirmed by the annual recreation of the holy of holies, the Media Index (no relation to the index of the holy see but a possible variation thereof) produced by the priestly caste of the Honourable Company of Survey Research. Daily life at the NST, all the comings and goings aside, is thus conducted at a much higher mystical plane of existence than the rest of toiling humanity. Much labour is illusorily expended for sightings of an illusion named Truth, further labour shapes the resulting dregs into an illusory Factual Report whose aim is to shape the illusory minds of an illusory Reader. Have they all become Buddhist? Thus the question at the head of this post, Wither NST? Drat. Is that the right word? Right spelling?