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May be call itself improvement points. I am uploading it on the scribd so that it may be helpful to some other people too.
Make your boss believe you are in office when you are not.
Work late everyday Build a reputation of being a tireless worker and no one will dare question your commitment to the company. Start sending some midnight emails. This sure shot sign of robotic dedication will make your bosses and colleagues think that you arewell, a robot. By doing this you will set new standards in commitment, and will be requested by your superiors to give pep talks to your team members. Plan ahead on the drivel you will fill their heads with because you certainly dont want to tell them the real secret that drives you to work late and send emails at three in the morning. The secret tactic: Once you have written a bunch of messages, set email timers and Outlook will deliver them exactly when you want. An idea can change your life You can be out watching a movie and have the rest of the world believe that you are slogging off your backside in front of your PC. Obviously emails sent from your iPhone or blackberry can help you achieve this. The only niggle is the sent from blackberry/iPhone footer which will give away your entire game.
Asutosh Bhavsar, asutoshb@gmail.com
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The secret tactic: Reconfigure your handheld and disable the auto-signature feature, so that your emails appear to come straight out of your desktop. Manage your Instant Messenger : Given the fact that youre always hard at work and want no one to question you about your whereabouts (get it?), you will have to turn your instant messenger into an alibi. The (not so) secret tactic: Either disable your messengers idle setting or change the status message to Really busy, dont disturb giving plausible reasons why you dont have time to participate in a petty chatter. Set the Scene : Meeting a hot gal for coffee (and more) during work time and dont want your colleagues (and bosses) to go sniffing around for you? Secret Tactic: Simply swing by your office in the morning and make your presence felt by greeting everyone, especially those youre answerable to. Then turn on your PC, throw your jacket over your chair and place a semi filled cup of coffee on your desk. Then creep out of your cubicle as inconspicuously as possible. For the rest of the day, colleagues (and bosses) will think you've just stepped out.
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put all their questions, suggestions and their doubts on a piece of paper and then spend the next 15 minutes getting the questions answered.
Cutting down the meeting time by half will automatically instil a sense of urgency in the participants. When people are aware that they have a limited time to argue and decide, they too are eager to reach a conclusion much more quickly, which works great for everyone. Cut to the Chase : You can easily make your meetings shorter and arrive at a conclusion a lot quicker by skipping the small talk in the beginning. Maybe your colleague cant wait to share the news of his sons century in the school cricket match or the fact that he has purchased a new car. These however, are things that can be shared with ones colleagues on the way out of the meeting, not at the beginning. Request answers rather than discussing the questions : Most company meetings get turned into a respectable excuse for wasting time because its rarely ever the case that any ground-breaking decisions are arrived at by the end of a single meeting. And more often than not, we all know the answer we are going to get even before the meeting starts. A meeting that changes nothing is a waste of time. So instead of going through the process of presenting the questions and debating the answers, it would be better to ask all the participants to prepare their answers well before the meeting starts. This will allow you to move from presenting the information to reaching a decision which is what a meeting is for anyhow. Take full charge : Your goal is not to have a successful meeting but to successfully accomplish a goal by having a meeting. As a boss, you should do everything thats possible to reduce the number of meetings you have, or at least minimise the time spent in meetings. In the words of Donald Trump If a leader cant control his subordinates, hes not a leader, hes not a good businessman, hes going to be a failure, whether its a he or a she, its going to be bad.
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Strive for more : Dont have your nose up in the air once you have obtained some space in your boss good books. Remember, you have to maintain the same level of energy and enthusiasm and perform even better. Dont let the spirit die.
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Resume Presentation : Use a regular size paper (8.5 x 11 inches), preferably printed in Arial font (easy on the eyes, clear typeface) Leave double spacing between lines and always start at the left margin, except in the case of your name and address. Details : Your name and address come first on the resume. Then your objective, work experience and responsibilities held during previous employments. Then comes your educational qualifications your institute's name. Your Achievements : Mention professional accomplishments which are in sync with the company's progress. The languages you can speak, read and write should clearly mentioned. Do not forget to sign the resume. Many people forget. It is always better to confine yourself to one page. Most people do not fancy turning pages to read a resume
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