Five Words, Five Minutes

While drinking in a bar with a friend, with my index cards and pen in tow, I created a game for myself called Five Words, Five Minutes. My friends provided me five words and five minutes, and my task was to write something cogent, deep, and / or entertaining with those five words, within five minutes. This is my collection, slowly compiled from email accounts, old computers, and index from over the many years since the game's inception.