Episode 87: Pricey Pearl 5 - Moses 8-Abraham 1

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Episode 87: Pricey Pearl 5 - Moses 8-Abraham 1

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We finish up The Book of Moses and then jump right into The Book of Abraham. Oh, and there's an Egyptian third grader's art class homework in between. And sadly, the racism and misogyny just keeps getting layered on more and more. “Drink” Count – 9 Just a beer and a half And don't forget to check out my interview with John Dehlin from the Mormon Stories podcast: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ngomGsqa4l0

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Episode 87: Pricey Pearl 5 - Moses 8-Abraham 1

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