While Pete’s away, the Ramblers will mock his new tattoo, Steven Gerrard’s foray into philately and the practical applications of Martin O’Neill’s fondness for bloody murder. Also on the Ra-genda (nope… Ed) Chelsea’s ‘weird’ 3-2 victory over Hull, Newcastle’s second half fightback vs. Arsenal and Paul Scholes’ peculiar brand of dispiriting punditry.

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