20. Catch Cavalier: Don't Sleep On The Dead

18. Trick Smallman: Happy Reflections Day: Hop on the Reflection for All My Fantasy Children's first Holiday Special! We channel the Dark Magick from @TreeHuggerKing's prompt: "A cute old train conductor who is beloved by all his passengers" to create... Trick Smallman. It is truly a holiday miracle. by All My Fantasy Children

43 min listen

Ep 0: The Tragedy of Samuel Gourd: Ep 0: The Tragedy of Samuel Gourd by All My Fantasy Children by All My Fantasy Children

45 min listen

9. AM-E: Infinite Lives: Listen up, cyberpunks and Techno-wizards! This week, Aaron and Jeff take a look into the DARK NEAR FUTURE OF CYBERPUNK 2020 (as suggested to us by twitter user @robotclaw) to explore a prompt brought to us by Twitter user @tuilelaith\_: "A mechanical person whose dreams are virtual spaces, connected to networks in strange and unpredictable ways." What does the future of A.I. look like? Is it a cold-hearted killer? An alien intellect? Or is it a Philly barista with the Internet uploaded in her brain? by All My Fantasy Children

45 min listen

$9. AM-E: Infinite Lives: Listen up, cyberpunks and Techno-wizards! This week, Aaron and Jeff take a look into the DARK NEAR FUTURE OF CYBERPUNK 2020 (as suggested to us by twitter user @robotclaw) to explore a prompt brought to us by Twitter user @tuilelaith\_: "A mechanical person whose dreams are virtual spaces, connected to networks in strange and unpredictable ways." What does the future of A.I. look like? Is it a cold-hearted killer? An alien intellect? Or is it a Philly barista with the Internet uploaded in her brain?$

6. John-Pierre: With Great Style Comes Grape Responsibility: With the help of the prompt "A dwarf with style" from twitter user, DaigleBagel, our hosts conjure John-Pierre, a man with so much style, he had to be brought to you by a very specific sponsor. Aaron and Jeff discover that sometimes style is not open to interpretation. Some people possess an incredibly powerful aura of magnetism, and with that aura, a single person can change the fate of the world. by All My Fantasy Children

39 min listen

11. All My Spooky Children: Pumpkin Jay: Happy Halloween! Enjoy the tale of Pumpkin Jay! Join Aaron and Jeff on their first ever All My Fantasy Children Halloween Spectacular! The two are supercharged with Dark Magicks on this 'Ween, and will need every ounce of it for the spooky prompt submitted by @BlakeRyanBatman "Chad Butternut once left a pumpkin out- lightning hit it- came to life- it wanted to learn magic" Previous episodes recommended before listening: Ep0: The Tragedy of Samuel Gourd Big Jeremy and the Goats of the Round Table Madam Mysteria: The Battle for Puri... Grasshopper City by All My Fantasy Children

42 min listen

3. Jonny Orko: Satan, Thy Name is Paulie: Episode art by Shannon Dapper! @ShannonDapper on twitter! Jeff and Aaron channel dark energy to create @KeanKeeKs' prompt, "a small half-orc who just graduated orc-academy(?), never fit in, and wants to figure out his next steps in life". The two come face to face with the devil and learn that he has a taste for interplanetary Gatorade. by All My Fantasy Children

46 min listen

25. Primrose: Stargazing: Welcome, Jr. Wizards! This week, Aaron and Jeff have been separated by a Dark Magickal Blizzard! For this episode, Aaron will face the challenges of the darkness alone! With only the same prompt to guide them, our Senior Wizards must both create a character and hope that their powers will lead them back to the Dark Magickal Smoke Shack. Will they ever unite under the Spiral Ham again? I definitely do not know... by All My Fantasy Children

41 min listen

13. Eliza and Callahan: The Labyrinth of Love: This week Aaron and Jeff were beamed a prompt from Penumdra that is chock full of dark energy! "A ranger whose animal companion used to be a human" Join our two Senior Wizards as they create Eliza Johnswort, Halfling Ranger, and her animal companion, Callahan Whiskerman. Love sprouts in the most unpredictable of pumpkin patches. by All My Fantasy Children

45 min listen

5. Madam Mysteria: The Revolution of Puri... Grasshopper City: Aaron and Jeff are blessed with a prompt from @DaMoonRulz. "A Cleric whose Holy symbol is a tome known as: "The Secret" Our hosts channel their power to create the hero, Madam Mysteria, a priestess with a secret power. However, not even she can save them from returning to a familiar land... with an unfamiliar foe. by All My Fantasy Children

47 min listen

12. AMFC History Lesson: Party of (the) Five: This week, Aaron and Jeff delve into the mysterious history of their fantasy world and the powers and drive its course. The Five? That's new. The history of Iron Hill? Let's effin go! All this and more! The Senior Wizards would like to remind new listeners to perhaps listen to the previous episodes before starting this one (only if you care about maybe being a little bit lost). by All My Fantasy Children

46 min listen

8. Captain Goldbeard: Set Sail on the Sea Butt: Icon art by Dave Lapru @plantbird Ahoy there, lovers of dark magick AND pirates! In this episode of All My Fantasy Children, Aaron and Jeff take twitter user @Plantbird's prompt, "A pirate captain with a strict no killing policy" and create Captain Goldbeard. Set sail with the world's most popular pirate and discover the true dream of all those who seek a life on the seven seas. by All My Fantasy Children

44 min listen

55. Ward: Out of the Frying Pan...: Welcome, Junior Wizards! This week, Aaron and Jeff were inspired by a noble paladin, Twitter user @Jaqdaaw! Their spirit has inspired our hosts to join their order and live by their example. "A paladin who believes in Independence and Safety tries their best to help sick people, and make them as independent and safe as possible." Paladins. Their power mysterious and beautiful. The services they provide are some of the most selfless in all of Fantasy. Ward of Truth, is no exception. by All My Fantasy Children

43 min listen

10. Skylar Morrison: More Juic-E More Problems: This week, in our return to CYBERPUNK 2020, twitter user @SweatdropEmoji has given us the prompt, "The manager of a farm-to-table nutrient paste co-op". Jeff and Aaron channel Dark Magicks through this prompt to create Skylar Morrison, a young man with connections that can make or break his business of the dark future. by All My Fantasy Children

50 min listen

1. Slip Willis: Field of MERP: Aaron and Jeff give life to @LeviathanFiles' fantasy child, Slip Willis, a trash-bard with an ostentatious hat in the Middle Earth tabletop RPG. Our hosts soon learns that song bards are destined for more than just playing songs. by All My Fantasy Children

60 min listen

34. The Sisters Nexus: Liar's Code: Welcome, Junior Wizards! This week, with the use of a prompt from Twitter users @Observer138 and @oitnily, we dive deep into the waters of Fantasy! "Where the thousand rivers meet, 2 siblings found a trading outpost. But as the town grows, so too does their rivalry" "A pair of twins who run competing fantasy businesses" Will our Senior Wizards ever escape the Sister's cycle of deception? Only those who learn the Liar's Code will find out... by All My Fantasy Children

51 min listen

7. Tia Matte: The Light Through the Prism: On episode 7 of All My Fantasy Children, we are bringin' the music back with a prompt from twitter user, @Spacekase. "A Dragonkin bard who wants to be an idol" In a world where creativity is dead, only one Draconic idol can drop the bass and get this party started. by All My Fantasy Children

47 min listen

4. The Wyzzardding World of Craig Hasterburg: Aaron and Jeff channel dark magics to give life to @ydacretsim's prompt "A jester who thinks he's a wizard". The two soon learn that sometimes things are not meant to grow on trees. by All My Fantasy Children

42 min listen

22. Doc Scruff: Mind Over Matter: Welcome, Junior Wizards! This week, The Dark Magick Spiral Ham has trapped Aaron and Jeff in a prison from which there may be no return! From Twitter user, @websitedotbiz, comes "An adventurer trapped in a survivor style puzzle dungeon, their exploits being broadcast around the world" Enter Doc Scruff, the hero that will put your mind at ease. by All My Fantasy Children

43 min listen

20. Catch Cavalier: Don't Sleep On The Dead: Live from your town, it's The Catch Cavalier Show! Welcome, Junior Wizards! Tonight Jeff and Aaron have stared into the Dark Magick Spiral Ham and pulled from it a prompt from Twitter user @plantbird "Catch Cavalier, the world's most charming necromancer"! Will you join Aaron, Jeff, and ol Skelly into the great beyond to find out why in Jeremy's name there is now a skeleton on All My Fantasy Children? by All My Fantasy Children

47 min listen

16. Mr Jeans: The Trash Person Training Program: Put on your thinking caps, Junior Wizards! In this episode, thanks to @LeviathanFiles' prompt, "Mr Jeans is \*5[= 3@\*/\>;'s manager. Wheelin' and dealin' to get them the best booking. May or may not be a myconid in disguise." Aaron and Jeff must solve the mystery of Mr Jeans. Who do they manage? Also why are they wearing just a vest and pants in the frozen North? by All My Fantasy Children

53 min listen

$16. Mr Jeans: The Trash Person Training Program: Put on your thinking caps, Junior Wizards! In this episode, thanks to @LeviathanFiles' prompt, "Mr Jeans is \*5[= 3@\*/\>;'s manager. Wheelin' and dealin' to get them the best booking. May or may not be a myconid in disguise." Aaron and Jeff must solve the mystery of Mr Jeans. Who do they manage? Also why are they wearing just a vest and pants in the frozen North?$

27. Piera Spencer: Knick-knack Baddie-whack: Welcome, Junior Wizards! This week, with the end of the Dark Magickal Blizzard, Jeff and Aaron have been reunited and can once more gaze into the Spiral Ham! The Ham's energy traveled through a prompt from @Swordgirlfriend on Twitter "A mage who just wants to be a rogue" To create Piera Spencer! With the help of Madeline Hale's character creation book, Table Fables (amazon link below!)our Senior Wizards were given the powerful tables they needed to give life! https://www.amazon.com/Table-Fables-collection-tables-master/dp/1542678595/ref=sr\_1\_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1488650995&sr=8-1&keywords=table+fables Let the cat and mouse games begin by All My Fantasy Children

56 min listen

$27. Piera Spencer: Knick-knack Baddie-whack: Welcome, Junior Wizards! This week, with the end of the Dark Magickal Blizzard, Jeff and Aaron have been reunited and can once more gaze into the Spiral Ham! The Ham's energy traveled through a prompt from @Swordgirlfriend on Twitter "A mage who just wants to be a rogue" To create Piera Spencer! With the help of Madeline Hale's character creation book, Table Fables (amazon link below!)our Senior Wizards were given the powerful tables they needed to give life! https://www.amazon.com/Table-Fables-collection-tables-master/dp/1542678595/ref=sr\_1\_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1488650995&sr=8-1&keywords=table+fables Let the cat and mouse games begin$

31. Squash Cornfield: Chef des Ténèbres: Welcome, Junior Wizards! This week, Jeff and Aaron have gazed into The Dark Magickal Spiral Ham, and it gazed back... Thanks to a prompt (below) from Joe Pavelka, we meet Squash Cornfield, the Archmage Chef. Sometimes an episode is better listened to than read about. Some say the path of pleasure is the opposite way of godhood, but that path is not a single line - it is a circle, one of many. The "opposite" way also leads to the same place, and thus the path of ecstasy allows us to ascend as well. And what greater ecstasy than the perfect meal? A bouillabaisse after a wintry night at sea? A buttery and spirit-soaked desert as a prelude and foundation to lovemaking? A perfect egg sandwich to accompany the sun's rising? An apple on a rooftop overlooking the city? But of course, "perfect" is relative - there are heights to cuisine yet unscaled, culinary frontiers yet unbroken. And where might they lie? Magic is a force we see in our everyday lives by All My Fantasy Children

38 min listen

33. The Empress Plasmagore: To Share an Eternity: Welcome, Junior Wizards! This week, after a lovely vacation to Fantasy, Jeff and Aaron return to the dark reaches of space! This journey to new heights is all thanks to an incredible prompt from twitter user @Shannondapper "suggestion: a vampire. But from space?" Behold, our Dark Magickal Thralls! The Empress Plasmagore is born! by All My Fantasy Children

45 min listen

2. Big Jeremy and the Goats of the Round Table: Jeff and Aaron are blessed with BeeCollage's character submission, "Big Jeremy, the ironmonger's son". Our hosts witness the fall of an empire, but live through the reign of a savior. by All My Fantasy Children

42 min listen

14. Ansel Mindfreak: Shabwah: Fire up the Deadjournal, Junior Wizards! (Recommended before listening: The Wyzzardding World of Craig Hasterburg) This week, Aaron and Jeff channel the Dark Magick within twitter user @Corvidcall's prompt: "a crow magician who likes arts and crafts" The two come face to face with the one and only, Ansel. Mindfreak. Shabwah! The two learn about comedy, crows, and eating shit and dying slow. by All My Fantasy Children

32 min listen

Short Story: The Snowy Fields of Yore: Hello, Junior Wizards! We wanted to give you a brief look at what is to come in terms of bonus content for the podcast! Soon we will be channeling Dark Magicks into audio dramas featuring our characters, and more short stories like this one! Hope you enjoy, and if you do, consider supporting our Patreon https://www.patreon.com/AllMyFantasyChildren by All My Fantasy Children

2 min listen

21. Stratos: N&N 1st Edition: Welcome, Junior Wizards! This week on All My Fantasy Children, Aaron and Jeff are transported by the Dark Magick Spiral Ham to the city of Geode! Our Senior Wizards channel the power of @Sealkie's prompt, " A dwarf dreams of seeing the sky one day. " into Stratos, a young Dwarf with a destiny to see what lies beyond.! Will you join Jeff and Aaron as they endlessly churn butter in hopes of making sense out of the horrific and dazzling tome, N&N 1st Edition? by All My Fantasy Children

50 min listen

38. Falconveil: The Light of Ignatious: Welcome, Junior Wizards! What is that light in the distance? The ghostly glow coming from that tower? Why it is The Light of Ignatious! Join Aaron and Jeff as they discover the mystery of the Lantern using prompts from @HatchHillGames and @kaitlyn\_steele and learn the meaning of the incantation "Liar liar, pants on fire" by All My Fantasy Children

45 min listen

$38. Falconveil: The Light of Ignatious: Welcome, Junior Wizards! What is that light in the distance? The ghostly glow coming from that tower? Why it is The Light of Ignatious! Join Aaron and Jeff as they discover the mystery of the Lantern using prompts from @HatchHillGames and @kaitlyn\_steele and learn the meaning of the incantation "Liar liar, pants on fire"$

19. Pelter: The Way of the Shaduh': The Dark Magicks have taken their toll on our Senior Wizards. They attempted to channel the Darkness using the prompt: " " and created... Pelter. Can our Senior Wizards manage to craft a life when they must channel the Dark Magick from within themselves? by All My Fantasy Children

51 min listen

24. Mama Kat and Corby: Pizza and Parenting: Welcome, Junior Wizards, to the local P&P! Aaron and Jeff's Dark Magickal Pizza Recipe. 1. Receive the finest prompt dough from @Dromedary on Twitter -"this hero's a mom. who falls asleep all the time, but that's okay, because she's got a big heart, and an even bigger weapon" 2. Add Dark Magickal Spiral Ham Chunks ™ 3. Bake for approximately 50 minutes and you will have pie fit for Mama Katherine and her incredible daughter, Corby! by All My Fantasy Children

50 min listen

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