#1

Flautist or Flutist?
Flute problems
#2
When the top octave is
too sharp and bottom
octave is too flat
Flute problems
#3
Sitting next to new
piccolo players
Flute problems
#4
When none of the flutes
in the band are in tune
Flute problems
#5
When you cant make a
nice sound with an
empty stomach
Flute problems
#6
When look down on 2
nd

flutes just because they
think that it is such an
easy part when it is not
Flute problems
#7
When the most exposed
part of the piece is the
most complicated part
Flute problems
#8
Tuning the piccolo
Flute problems
#9
Composers believe that
flautists dont need to
breathe
Flute problems
#10
When band directors
expect perfection right
from the start
Flute problems
#11
Being part of the most
hated instrumental
group
Flute problems
#12
That moment when you
think its the end of the
world straight after
dropping your flute
Flute problems
#13
Chapped lips
Flute problems
#14
When everyone
complains that the
piccolo is too high when
you are playing as
written on the score
Flute problems
#15
When someone sitting
next to you presses a
key on your flute white
you are playing as a
joke
Flute problems
#16
Flute and piccolo
players are playing too
loud that they cant hear
what they are playing
Flute problems
#17
You cannot make a nice
sound on both piccolo
and flute when doubling
because your
embouchure gets
messed up
Flute problems
#18
Tuning.
Flute problems
#19
Having spit on clothes
and have a round wet
patch
Flute problems
#20
When a non-flute player
air flutes and you feel
the urge to correct their
hand positions
Flute problems
#21
When youre the only
person who cannot
flutter tongue and
everyone else shows off
Flute problems
#22
When you dont have a
B-foot and the piece
wants you to play low B
Flute problems
#23
Jumping from high to
low registers in the
middle of a fast run
Flute problems
#24
The price of gold flutes
Flute problems
#25
When the composer
gives you one bar at
120bpm to switch from
flute to piccolo
Flute problems
#26
When the principal flute
chair is several years
younger than you
Flute problems
#27
When one person who
is slightly out of tune
makes the entire section
(or band) sound horrible
Flute problems
#28
When you have to play
a top A in pianissimo
Flute problems