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Business Symbolism
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Bad Jobs!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u6XAPnuFjJc&feature=relmfu
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This involves pushing the tip of their noses up, flicking their
tongues in and out, and making a high-pitched Eeeee sound.
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More Examples
Esther Blumenfield and Lynne Alpern told about how four
women conspired to get even with a male co-worker.
At meetings, he would routinely drop his pencil on the floor so
that he could bend down under the table and look up their skirts.
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Downsizing
Heavy work loads
Micromanagement
Humiliatingly small cubicles
Accelerating pace of change
Corporate gobbledygook
Management fads
Cruel bosses
Annoying colleagues
Red tape.
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DILBERT STREAMING:
http://www.youtube.com/user/dilbert
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A management expert at
Apple Computer said,
There are only two
kinds of companies,
those that recognize
that theyre just like
Dilbert, and those that
dont know it yet.
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Cheap Flights:
http://www.youtube.com/embed/HPyl2tOaKxM
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Rice Krispies
Schlitz Beer
Serutan
American Florist
Assoc.
Maxwell Coffee
Morton Salt
Lifebuoy Soap
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Campbells in soup
Del Monte in canned
fruit
Gillette in razors
Ivory in soap
Kelloggs in
breakfast cereals
Kodak in film
Nabisco in cookies
Sherwin Williams in
paint
Singer in sewing
machines
Wrigleys in chewing
gum
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MORE LAWS . . .
THE PETER PRINCIPLE: Each employee tends to rise to
their level of incompetence.
PETERS COROLLARY PRINCIPLE: When people are
doing well they will be promoted, which means that
everyone not upwardly mobile is incompetent.
MARSHALLS GENERALIZED ICEBERG THEOREM:
Seven-eights of everything cannot be seen.
PAUL HERBIGS PRINCIPLE OF BUREAUCRATIC
TINKERTOYS: If it can be understood, its not yet finished.
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Business Stereotypes
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