Blue

HEATHERS

Piano/Vocal

08.

(Ram, Kurt, H. Mac, H. Duke, Girls)

5/27/14

RAM: "Heyyyyy, 'Ronica." [GO]

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Motown Sexytime

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2x's

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(LH 8vb throughout)

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You make my

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blue.

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hang - in' sad - ly.

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hurt them bad - ly.

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That you hate them so?

You make my

KURT:

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Music & Lyrics by

LAURENCE O'KEEFE
+ KEVIN MURPHY

VERONICA: "Eww, you got a left hand. Use it."

KURT: "Don't talk mean like that."
RAM: "You'll hurt their feelings."
VERONICA: "Whose felings? What are you talking about?"

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me.

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They're

beat

up

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They long for

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your em - brace,

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purr like kit - tens.

tac - kl - in'

like

dum - my!

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warm like mit - tens!

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dum - my!

tac - kl - in'

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They'll curl up

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on

your face.

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Just look at them glow...

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You make my

balls

so

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Just look at them glow...

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We're

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beg - gin' you:

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Don't

make

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make

my

balls

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so

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VERONICA: "Heather...? Heather...? Open the door."

(The heads of the TWO HEATHERS pop up into the car windows and tilt side-to-side as THEY sing backup)

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RAM:
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blue!
KURT:

Mm...

blue!

Mm...

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Oh

no! Oh no no no!

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Mm...

MAC. + DUKE:

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VERONICA: "Hey! Open the door!"

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RAM:

Hold 'em!

Oo,

Bm

And

KURT:
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En - fold 'em!
MAC + DUKE + GIRLS:

And

Oo,

so

oo,

so

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blue!

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go!

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ne-ver let

So please say hel - lo!

blue!

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ne-ver let

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go!

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You make my balls

MAC + DUKE + GIRLS:

no! Oh no no no!

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Oh

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ah!

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But

geek y,

and nerd - y,

Hoo!

Hoo!

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they knew

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set them

Hoo!

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So

hoo

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wah!

ev - er you

What

ev - er you

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take 'em

take 'em

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home

to

meet

your

home

to

meet

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Hoo

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bb

par - ents!

your

par - ents!

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re - qui - re they'll do!

Oo...

re - qui - re they'll do!

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Hoo!

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They'll wear a

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suit and

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Hoo,

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(childish falsetto)

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la la!

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fan - cy col - lar!

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Please make these balls

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Please make these balls

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lul - la

fan - cy col - lar!

Please make these balls

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hoo!

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They'll sing a

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tie!

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hoo!

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Just for

a while!

blue,

blue,

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Can't

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wait

till

lat - er!

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My

pants

are

pants

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rub - bin' like

rub - bin' like

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KURT: "Aw, Thank you so much!"

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simile

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hot

cheese

hot

cheese

hot

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grat - er!

cheese

grat - er!

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VERONICA: "You are so welcome!"

grat - er!

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VERONICA: "Here. Booze. Drink it."

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(VERONICA grabs the bottle of booze from the HEATHERS.)

VERONICA: "Give me that."

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My

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you!

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you!

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by ba - by

they're

so

blue!

Pooh!

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Like

KURT:

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MAC + DUKE + GIRLS:

spect

Be - friend

Win - nie the Pooh!

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you,

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Ba - by you

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gots to come

gots to come

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thru!

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will o - bey ya!

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need

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will o - bey ya!

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Hoo!

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Teach them to smile!

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thru!You got no clue

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hands!

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de - pend on you!

Big finish

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How much these two

de - pend on you!

De - pend on you!

thru!You got no clue

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How much these two

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You make my balls so blue!

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balls!

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blue!

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make my balls so blue!

Look it!

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Look-it!

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You quake them,

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You make my balls so blue!

You make my balls so blue!

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them, You bake them,

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You shake them,

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You make my balls so blue!

You break, You make my balls so blue!

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Good god!

You

You make my balls so blue!

balls!

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make my balls so blue!

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Chris-sake, You make my balls so blue!

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Please make their dreams come true,

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blue!

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blue!

And make these balls not

blue!

And make these balls not

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[Applause Segue to #8a "Ghost Heather"]