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PIANOCONDUCTOR

A FUNNY THING
HAPPENED ON THE
WAY TO THE FORUM

79

Everybody Ought to Have a Maid


SENEX: Maids like me. Im neat.

Moderately

(with enthusiasm) .

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.

#
& # 12
8

Harp
+Bell

>

# 12
& # 8
P

Tutti

(+Picc 8va)
WWs

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Clars, Tbns,
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Muted Tpts, Vlns

Cello, Bass

w.

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(SENEX)

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ing

girl,

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Ev' - ry - bod - y

ought

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Clar

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# j

ought to have a

Clar, Bass Clar

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Cello

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Vlns, Vla

w.

to have a

maid.

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Ev - ry - bod - y

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Ev - ry - bod - y

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Bass Clar 8vb

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(PSEUDOLUS)

j
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Clar

Vlns

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maid.

Flute

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(3/1/01)

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Something no household should be without.

work

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Ev - ry - bod - y ought to have a

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Vla, Cello
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(SENEX)

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j
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I like maids.
Theyre neat.

ought

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to

have

lurk

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girl

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+Harp

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To

PIANOCONDUCTOR

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put - ter

the house.

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a - round

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Clar

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ought

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ought to have a

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ly

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Cello

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Vlns, Vla

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maid.

con

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sis

w.

to have a

n j
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Ev - ry - bod - y

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Bass Clar 8vb

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+Tbn

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Ev' - ry - bod - y

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Clar

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(PSEUDOLUS)

Flute

Vla, Cello

j
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maid.

Vlns

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w.

Ev - ry - bod - y ought to have a

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(SENEX)

+Clar

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Flute, Clar, Harp


Xylo, Picc 8va

Clar, Bass Clar

Brass

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And

Flute

+Harp

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j
68

Bs Clar

PIANOCONDUCTOR

# 6
12
& #8
J 8
qui - et - er than

# 6
& #8

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(Flute)

Clar

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& # 8 ..
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mouse.

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(pizz)

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Vlns, Clars

(SENEX)

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Oh!

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18

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&

the dish

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up

es,

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she

be

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out,

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Sweep - ing

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in?

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sleep

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cious,

pin?

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Ti - dy - ing

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Oh!

Flute, Clar 8vb


(Picc 8va, Tpt 8vb)

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(arco)

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f +Brass
b .

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PIANOCONDUCTOR

26

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Vlns

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(SENEX)

short

of

help,

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Clar

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nev - er

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get from

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+Brass

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To

of

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fer

you

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Vlns, Vla

Cello

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the

Flute, Clar, Harp


Xylo, Picc 8va

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sort

of

help

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You

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+Harp

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Flute

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a spouse,

maid.

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w.

Ev' - ry - bod - y ought to have a

+Harp

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Some - one whom you hi - re when youre

j
# j j j

Bass Clar 8vb

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# .

(PSEUDOLUS)

Flute

##

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maid!

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& # .

&

w.

Ev - ry - bod - y ought to have a

Vla, Cello

&

# j j j

(SENEX)

# # j j j
# # J
Clar

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b .
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PIANOCONDUCTOR

34

# # (SENEX)

&
Flut - ter - ing

j
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up

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(Flute)
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& #
P
Clars, Cello
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34

j
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up

the

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Put - ter - ing all

WWs, Stringspizz
12
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round

38

up

the

mas

68

ter,

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n .

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n .

68

6
8

(voice first time only)

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house!
(pizz)
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. n . b .
+Vla, Cello
Clars
.. Vlns,
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+Brass

Flute (1st time only)

b .
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+Snare Dr

+Tom-Tom

>

39

# .

40

the

+Wood Blk

12
8 .

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ows,

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wind

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But - ter - ing

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the

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room,

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up

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# 6
& #8

Shut - ter - ing

35

bed

36

# 6
& #8

way,

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Bs Clar, Bass

Clut - ter - ing

&

the stair

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Harp, Stringspizz

#

& #

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40

(To: 92)

+Bass Dr

92

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& # .

Oh!

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(arco)
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92

(pizz)

Would - nt

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Oh!

Flute, Clar 8vb


(Picc 8va, Tpt 8vb)

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she

be

93

de - li

cious,

PIANOCONDUCTOR

&

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(SENEX)

J .

Ti - dy - ing

&

the dish

94

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Clar
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per,

will

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Clar

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sleep

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ing

in?

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f +Brass
b .

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j j j

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Some - one who, when fetch - ing you your

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Be

win

some

as

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Vlns, Vla

Cello

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104

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maid,

101

out,

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Sweep - ing

98

Bass Clar 8vb

Vla, Cello

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Flute

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ful,

Ev - ry - bod - y ought to have a

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up

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whip

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poor

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will

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And

PIANOCONDUCTOR

#
& #

grace

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J

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ful

a grouse,

as

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+Brass

106

.
Flute, Clar, Harp
Xylo, Picc 8va

112

#
j
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Skit - ter - ing down the hall - way,

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Lit - ter - ing

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115

up

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the

bed

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room,

Put - ter - ing

Tutti

+Bass

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house!

+Xylo

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&

all

a - round

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w.

the pan - try,

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(To: 112)

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+Tpts

j
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116

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#
& # .

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113

Flit - ter - ing through the par - lor,

Strings, WWs, Harp

112

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(SENEX)

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# # N j
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Tutti

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