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Contents
- Production Schedule
- Script
- Location Recce
- List Of Foley Sounds
- Equipment List
- Crew List
- Props List
- Clearances / Confirmations
- Contingency Plan
Production Schedule
Script
Narrator 1:
George took an enormous saucepan out of the cupboard and
placed it onto the kitchen table.
SAUCEPANS RATTLING
Grandma 1:
GEORGE! What are you doing? (From the next room)
SAUCEPANS RATTLING
George 1:
Nothing Grandma!
SAUCEPANS RATTLING
Grandma 2:
You needn’t think I can’t hear you just because you closed the
door! You’re rattling the saucepans!
George 2:
I’m just tiding the kitchen, Grandma
Narrator 2:
George had absolutely no doubts whatsoever abut how he was
going to make his medicine. He wasn’t going to fool about
wondering whether to put in a little bit of this or a little
bit of that. Quite simply, he was going to put in EVERYTHING
he could find. There would be no messing about, no hesitating,
no wondering whether a particular thing would knock the ol’
girl sideways or not. The rule would be this: whatever he saw,
if it was runny or powdery or gooey, in it went.
George decided to work his way round the various rooms one at
a time and see what they had to offer.
George 3:
That ought to wash her tummy nice and clean
Narrator 3:
He took a full tube of Toothpaste and squeezed out the whole
lot of it in one long worm.
George 4:
Maybe that will brighten up those horrid brown teeth of hers
Narrator 4:
There was an aerosol can of Superfoam Shaving Soap Belonging
to his father. George loved playing with aerosols. He pressed
the button and kept his finger on it until the there was
nothing left. A wonderful mountain of white foam built up in
the giant saucepan.
George 5:
If the toothpaste doesn’t clean her teeth then this will paint
them red as roses
Narrator 5:
He found another jar of creamy stuff labelled Hair Remover.
Smear It On Your Legs And Allow To Remain For Five Minutes.
George tipped it all into the saucepan.
George 6:
She could use plenty of that
Narrator 6:
Liquid Paraffin, the next one was called. It was a big bottle.
He hadn’t the faintest idea what it did to you, but he poured
it in anyway.
That, he thought, looking around him, was about all from the
bathroom.
And in, too, went a large round box of Powder. It was called
Pink Plaster. There was a powder-puff on top and he threw
that in as well for luck.
The first one he took down was a large box of Superwhite for
automatic washing machines. Dirt, it said, Will disappear like
magic. George didn’t know whether Grandma was automatic or
not, but she was certainly a dirty old woman.
George 7:
So she’d better have it all
Narrator 7:
Then there was a big tin of Waxwell Floor Polish. It removes
filth and foul messes from your floor and leaves everything
shiny bright, it said. George scooped the orange-coloured waxy
stuff out of the tin and plonked it into the pan.
FINGERS SCOOPING OUT WAX AND **SLAPPING THE PAN **(Sloppy sound)
George 8:
Good!
Narrator 8:
He poured it all into the saucepan.
George 9:
Perhaps it’ll make the old bird sing
Narrator 9:
And in it went.
Back in the kitchen, George put the huge saucepan on the table
and went over to the cupboard that served as a larder.
The shelves were bulging with bottles and jars of every sort.
He chose the following and emptied them one by one into the
saucepan:
A tin of curry powder
A tin of mustard powder
A bottle of ‘extra hot’ chilli sauce
A tin of black peppercorns
A bottle of horseradish sauce
George 10:
There!
Grandma 3:
George! Who are you talking to?
George 11:
Nothing, Grandma, absolutely nothing
Grandma 4:
Is it time for my medicine yet?
George 12:
No, Grandma, not for about half an hour
Grandma 5:
Well, just see you don’t forget it
George 13:
I won’t Grandma, I promise I won’t.
Location Recce
Please produce a location recce for EVERY location used
Address:
Wilfrids Wood Close,
Flackwell Heath,
High Wycombe
Hazards Solutions:
Stools around a table in the middle f Move them out of the way or be
the room careful you don’t walk into them or
the table.
Location Recce
Please produce a location recce for EVERY location used
Address:
RG9 1UH
Hazards Solutions:
A few chairs around the room you could walk into Move them out of the
way or be careful you
don’t trip over them
Foley Sounds
Sound Effects
Saucepan being taken out of the cupboard
Saucepan being placed on the table
Footsteps
Clunking of saucepan as George walks
Toilet flushing--
Shampoo being squeezed into the pan
Toothpaste being squeezed into the pan
Aerosol can of foam being squirted into the pan (until end)
Fingers scooping out face cream and dropping into the pan
Nail varnish bottle smashing in the pan (use a light bulb)
‘Creamy stuff’ going into the pan
‘Dandruff cure’ going into the pan
‘Teeth cleaner’ going into the pan
Deodorant being sprayed into the pan
Liquid paraffin going into the pan
Slow footsteps (wondering in a circle looking round)
Footsteps to the bedroom
Hairspray being sprayed into the pan (until end)
Perfume going into the pan
Powder + powder puff going into the pan
Lipstick being thrown into the pan
Footsteps going downstairs
Saucepan clinking as George walks
‘superwhite’ liquid going into the pan
Floor polish (waxy) going into the pan
Flea powder going into the pan
Bird seed going into the pan
Shoe polish going into the pan
Footsteps
Gin being picked up
Gin being emptied into the pan
Footsteps
Saucepan being put down
Tin opening
Curry powder being poured into the pan
Mustard powder going into the pan
A bottle of chilli sauce going into the pan
Black peppercorns going into the pan
A bottle of horseradish sauce going into the pan
Equipment list
Crew List
Saucepan
Ladle
Table
Shoes
Shampoo
Face cream
Light bulb
Water
Deodorant
Perfume
Flour
Cups
Porridge oats
Wine bottle
Towel
‘Dandruff cure’ going into the pan Pour a bottle of liquid into the pan
(small bottle with small lid)
‘Teeth cleaner’ going into the pan Pour some flour into a cup then pour
this cup out into the saucepan
Deodorant being sprayed into the pan Spray deodorant next to a mic until
it runs out
Liquid paraffin going into the pan Pour a bottle of runny liquid with a
thin cap into the pan (water)
Hairspray being sprayed into the pan Spray an aerosol can next to the
(until end) mic until it runs out
Perfume going into the pan Spray some perfume next to the mic
Powder + powder puff going into the Pour some flour into a cup and put
pan something solid on the top like a
Lego brick
Lipstick being thrown into the pan Throw lipsticks into a saucepan
‘superwhite’ liquid going into the pan Squeeze some liquid out of a little
bottle (water)
Floor polish (waxy) going into the pan Drop some floor polish (or something
waxy/creamy) into the pan
Flea powder going into the pan Pour some four into a cup with a
small amount of oats then pour this
into the saucepan
Bird seed going into the pan Pour a bag of oats or bird seed into
the saucepan (whichever I have)
Shoe polish going into the pan Pour some shoe polish into a cup
then scoop it out next to the mic
and drop it In the pan
Gin being emptied into the pan Fill up a gin/wine bottle with water
then empty it into the pan
Curry powder being poured into the Pour some curry powder into the
pan saucepan
Mustard powder going into the pan Pour some curry powder and some
flour into a cup then record pouring
the contents into the saucepan
A bottle of chilli sauce going into the Pour some type of sauce into the
pan saucepan (make sure it is quite
runny, mix with water if needed)
Black peppercorns going into the pan Pour some peppercorns into the
saucepan
A bottle of horseradish sauce going Squeeze ketchup or mayonnaise
into the pan into the saucepan
George wiping his hands Wipe my hands next to the mic
Clearances/Confirmations
Jenna [GRANDMA]
Conor [GEORGE]
Charlie [NARRATOR]
Contingency plan
For my Contingency plan I have made sure that all of the actors are free to
record on each day, if for some reason they become unavailable on the day
I will wait for them to become available. If they are unavailable for a long
period of time then I will use a Backup actor. I have made sure to have
auditioned my back ups and have made sure they can come and help me if
needed.