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Elementary - Cannes Film Festival

C`est bientt le Festival de Cannes!
The Cannes Film Festival is coming soon!
Je sais, j`y vais chaque anne!
I know, I go there every year!
Comment tu fais? C`est difficile d`avoir des places!
How do you manage to do that? It's hard to get tickets!
Ouais, mais mon pre est ralisateur.
Yeah, but my father is a director.
T`as de beaux yeux, tu sais!
You've got beautiful eyes, you know that?
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Elementary - The Theater Alibi
O tiez-vous hier soir?
Where were you last night?
Au thtre avec des amis.
At the theater with some friends.
Ah oui? Quel thtre?
Oh yeah? Which theatre?
La Comdie Franaise.
The Comdie Franaise.
Qu`est-ce que vous avez vu?
What did you see?
Une pice de Molire
A play by Molire...
Quelle pice?
Which play?
Romo et Juliette.
Romeo and Juliet.
Hum hum J`espre que vous avez un bon avocat!
Uh uh... I hope that you have a good lawyer!
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Elementary - Interview stress
Je suis stresse.
I`m stressed out.
Pourquoi?
Why?
J`ai un entretien demain.
I have an interview tomorrow.
Dtends-toi, tout va bien se passer.
Relax, everything is going to be alright.
Mais c`est en anglais!
But it`s in English!
Mince... Comment on dit "bon courage" en anglais?
Gosh... How do you say "good luck with that" in English?
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Elementary - I`m lost
Excusez-moi, savez-vous o se trouve la rue Montaigne?
Excuse me, do you know where Rue Montaigne is?
Vous ne voyez pas que je suis occup
Don`t you see I`m busy...
Et moi, je suis perdue.
Yeah well, I`m lost...
Bon, vous continuez tout droit et au feu, tournez gauche.
Fine, go straight and at the traffic light, turn left.
Tout droit et au feu, gauche. Merci, bonne journe!
Straight and left at the light. Thanks, have a nice day!
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Elementary - The French Open
Je ne comprends pas comment tu peux aimer le tennis
I don`t understand how you can like tennis...
Chut, tais-toi ! Ce point est important.
Ssh... be quiet! This point is important.
Vraiment ! Qu`est-ce que je fais ici depuis 3 heures ?
Really! What am I doing here... for 3 hours?
C`est bientt fini, c`est la balle de match
It`s almost over, it is the matchpoint...
La "quoi" ?
The "what"?
a veut dire que le petit mignon va gagner !
That means that the little cutie is going to win!
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Elementary - Who has the keys?
Tu as pris les cls?
Did you take the keys?
Oui, oui... heu, non!
Yeah, yeah... er, no!
Elles taient dans la poche de ta veste, non?
They were in your jacket pocket, right?
Je ne les trouve pas, non.
I can`t find them, no.
Pas de panique, je vais passer par la fentre.
Don`t worry, I`ll go through the window.
H, attends, les voil!
Hey, wait, there they are!
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Elementary - I`m in love
Je ne sais pas quoi faire
I don`t know what to do...
Qu`est-ce qu'il y a encore?
What`s wrong now?
Je suis amoureux de deux filles en mme temps!
I`m in love with two girls at the same time!
Je crois que tu n'as pas le choix! Allez, prends une dcision!
I think you don`t have a choice! Come on, make a decision!
Bon, d`accord Sandra! Son pre est plus riche!
OK, fine ... Sandra! Her father is richer!
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Elementary - Beauty Secrets
C`est horrible! J`ai la peau sche.
That`s terrible! My skin is dry.
Tu mets de la crme?
Do you use cream?
Ca marche vraiment, a?
Does that really work?
Mais oui. Essaie la mienne!
Of course, it does. Try mine!
Salut les garons! De quoi vous parlez?
Hey, boys! What are you talking about?
De voitures!
About cars!
De foot!
About football!
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Elementary - Something`s burning
Tu sens a?
Do you smell that?
Oui il y a quelque chose qui brle, non?
Yes... is something burning?
Oh mon Dieu! Il y a le feu! Appelle les pompiers!!
Oh my God! Fire! Call the firemen!
D`accord, je compose le 18! Heu... attends, tu n'as pas oubli le gratin dans le f
our?
OK, I'll dial 18! Hey, wait... did you forget the gratin in the oven?
Le quoi? Oh, non, mon gratin dauphinois!
The what? Oh, no! My au gratin potatoes!
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Elementary - La Fte de la Musique
Waouh! C'tait trop bien!
Wow! That was so good!
Ouaaais! Qu`est-ce que tu veux couter maintenant? Du mtal?
Yeah! What do you want to listen to now? Some hard metal?
Non, plutt du jazz.
No, I`d rather listen to some jazz.
Oh! Bonne ide! Mais il n`y a pas de groupes de jazz ici.
Oh! Good idea! But there aren`t any jazz groups here.
Excusez-moi, vous savez o on peut couter du jazz?
Excuse me, do you know where we can listen to some jazz?
Ouais, il y a un groupe excellent Place des Vosges! C'est par l.
Yeah, there is an excellent group at the Place des Vosges! It`s over there.
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Elementary - Did you hear about Brad Pitt?
Tu es au courant que Brad Pitt a achet un chteau dans la rgion?
Did you hear that Brad Pitt bought a castle in the area?
Non, ce n`est pas vrai. Ici en Provence! Je sens que je vais m`vanouir.
No, it's not true. Here in Provence? I feel like I'm going to faint.
Incroyable, hein? Brad Pitt est notre voisin maintenant.
Pretty hard to believe, huh? Brad Pitt is our neighbor now.
C`est le plus beau jour de ma vie.
This is the best day of my life.
D`aprs les journaux, il veut mme apprendre le franais.
According to the newspapers, he even wants to learn French.
Tu sais quoi? On va essayer de le trouver...
You know what? We're going to try and find him...
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Elementary - Surprise Party
H les gars, la petite amie de Stphane vient d`envoyer un texto. Ils arrivent dans
30 secondes.
Hey guys, Stephane's girlfriend just sent a text message. They'll be here in 30
seconds.
Tout le monde est prt?
Is everybody ready?
Attends j`ai oubli d`acheter un cadeau
Wait, I forgot to buy a gift....
Mais ce n`est pas le moment!
But now is not the time.
Attention! Il est en bas, personne la fentre
Listen up! He's downstairs, everybody away from the window...
Les voil! Chacun sa place. Je vais ouvrir la porte.
They're here! Everybody at their place. I'm going to open the door.
SURPRISE!!
SURPRISE!
Mon anniversaire? C`tait le mois dernier.
My birthday? It was last month.
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Elementary - I don`t understand anything
Le contrle commence. Vous avez dix minutes. Et attention, je surveille!
The examination starts now. You have ten minutes. And be careful, I'm watching!
Psst, psst.
Psst, psst.
Arrte !
Stop it!
Aide-moi. Je ne comprends rien!
Help me. I don't understand anything!
Il ne faut pas tricher! Ce n'est pas bien.
You shouldn`t cheat! It's not good.
Ecris plus grand Je n'arrive pas lire.
Write bigger...I can't read it.
Hum, Monsieur Legrand! On peut savoir qui vous parlez?
Mr. Legrand! Can we know who you are talking to?
Euh, tout seul Madame.
Um, to myself Ma'am.
Chez le directeur Monsieur Legrand!
To the principal's office, Mr. Legrand!
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Elementary - Destination... London!
Flicitations, Nadia, vous avez gagn un voyage pour deux personnes... et la destina
tion est... l`Angleterre!
Congratulations, Nadia, you have won a trip for two...and the destination is....
England!
Super!
Groovy!
Vous allez passer dix jours Londres! Au programme : traverse de la Manche en Euro
star en premire classe, croisire sur la Tamise et visite guide de la ville.
You`re going to spend ten days in London! On the itinerary: cross the English Ch
annel first class on the Eurostar, a cruise on the Thames and a guided tour of t
he city.
C`est merveilleux!
That`s marvelous!
Ce n`est pas tout : vous serez logs dans un superbe htel de luxe dans la suite nup
tiale!
But that`s not all: You will be staying in a superb luxury hotel in the honeymoo
n suite!
Mais, je suis clibataire.
But, I`m single.
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Elementary - My computer is broken down
Je suis triste! Je ne peux plus couter "FrenchPod" !
I`m sad! I can`t listen to FrenchPod anymore!
Parce que ton ordinateur est en panne?
Because your computer is broken?
Oui, c`est affreux.
Yes, it`s awful.
Tu peux l`couter sur ton lecteur MP3, non?
You can listen to it on your MP3 player, no?
Je l`ai perdu il y a une semaine.
I lost it a week ago.
Ce n`est pas grave. J`ai mon iPod. On peut couter FrenchPod ensemble!
It's OK. I have my iPod. We can listen to FrenchPod together!
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Elementary - Brad Pitt bought a baguette yesterday morning
Ton cousin a bien vu Brad Pitt par ici hier matin?
Your cousin really saw Brad Pitt around here yesterday morning?
Il me l`a jur! Il a mme achet une baguette la boulangerie.
He swore it to me! He even bought a baguette at the bakery.
On attend depuis trois heures dj!
We've been waiting for three hours already!
Regarde, le blond l-bas!
Look, the blond over there!
Je ne vois pas son visage...
I can't see his face...
Mais si, c'est lui. Viens, on va le voir!
But yes, it's him. Come on, let's go see him!
Attends! De quoi j`ai l'air? Oh mon Dieu! C`est le deuxime plus beau jour de ma vie
!
Wait! How do I look? Oh my God! This is the second greatest day of my life!
Excusez-moi, Monsieur Brad Pitt...
Excuse me, Mr. Brad Pitt...
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Elementary - Either he's sleeping or he's dead
C`est la premire fois que je vole en hlicoptre.
This is the first time that I've flown in a helicopter.
Tu vas voir, c`est inoubliable...
You'll see, it's unforgettable...
J`ai l`impression qu`il y a un problme avec le moteur...
It seems like there's a problem with the motor...
Demande au pilote...
Ask the pilot...
Monsieur... Monsieur... soit il dort, soit il est mort!
Sir... Sir... either he's sleeping or he's dead!
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Elementary - There's a spider in the room
Il y a une araigne dans la chambre. Tue-la! Tue-la!
There's a spider in the room. Kill it! Kill it!
Cette pauvre petite bte inoffensive? Jamais!
That poor little harmless creature? Never!
Elle est dgoutante. Ecrase-la!
It's revolting. Squash it!
Je ne vais pas tuer un tre vivant! Je suis bouddhiste.
I'm not going to kill a living being! I'm a Buddhist.
Fais quelque chose!
Do something!
Bon d`accord, je l`attrape et je la mets dehors.
Fine, I'll catch it and put it outside.
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Elementary - Do you have some change?
Tu as de la monnaie?
Do you have some change?
Tiens, j'ai une pice de deux euros.
Here, I have a two-Euro coin.
Il tait vraiment bien ce joueur de violon.
That violin player was really good.
Oh, regarde. Qu`est-ce que c'est que a? Il a mme un micro.
Oh, look. What the heck is that? He even has a microphone.
Oh, non! Il ne sait vraiment pas chanter!
Oh, no! He really does not know how to sing.
Il y a encore trois arrts! Vite, changeons de wagon!
There are still three stops left. Hurry, let's change cars.
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Elementary - Very Superstitious
Tu as remarqu la date du dbut des Jeux Olympiques?
Did you notice the date that the Olympics start?
Oui, le 08 aot 2008, donc le huitime jour du huitime mois de l`anne deux mille huit.
Yes, August 8, 2008, so the eighth day of the eighth month of the year two thous
and eight.
Et tu sais quelle heure ils vont commencer?
And do you know what time they're going to start?
Je parie que c'est huit heures.
I bet that it's at eight o'clock.
Et oui, le chiffre 8 est un chiffre porte-bonheur en Chine.
And yes, the number 8 is a lucky number in China.
Les Chinois sont trs superstitieux!
The Chinese are very superstitious!
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Elementary - Brad Pitt dresses like a spy
Je n'arrive pas le croire : on n`a toujours pas rencontr Brad Pitt.
I can`t believe it: we still haven`t met Brad Pitt.
J'ai vraiment cru que c`tait lui la dernire fois...
I really thought that it was him the last time...
Excusez-moi, la rue Montarlier?
Excuse me, Montarlier Street?
Aucune ide. Dsoles... Je suis dsespre.
No idea. Sorry. Oooh I feel hopeless.
Il tait bizarre ce type, avec ses lunettes de soleil et son chapeau, comme un esp
ion...
He was weird, that guy, with his sunglasses and hat, like a spy...
Mais bon sang, c`tait lui. Ce n`est pas vrai. C`tait Brad Pitt! Aaaaah!
For crying out loud, it was him! No way. It was Brad Pitt! Aaaaah!
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Elementary - Where are we going on vacation?
Ah les vacances, la plage, le soleil, le ciel bleu...
Ah, vacation, the beach, the sun, blue skies...
O allons-nous en vacances cet t?
Where are we going on vacation this summer?
la mer, comme d`habitude.
To the sea, like always.
Pourquoi ne pas aller la montagne pour changer?
Why not go to the mountains for a change?
On peut faire les deux si tu veux.
We can do both if you want.
Bonne ide! On a un mois aprs tout.
Good idea! We have a month, after all.
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Elementary - That's not what I ordered
Voici votre plat, Madame.
Here's your dish, Ma'am.
Ce n'est pas assez cuit. Vous tes sr que c'est le mien?
It's not cooked enough. Are you sure that it's mine?
Vous avez bien command un steak saignant?
You ordered a rare streak, right?
Non, pas du tout. J'ai demand point.
No, I'm sure I didn't. I asked for medium.
Toutes mes excuses. Nous allons le changer immdiatement.
I'm really sorry. We'll change it right away.
Merci, je ne supporte vraiment pas la viande pas cuite.
Thanks, I really can't stand meat that's not cooked.
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Elementary - La Rentre
C`est dj la rentre. Les vacances sont passes vite.
Already the return. Vacation went by fast.
Heureusement, les enfants taient contents de retourner l'cole ce matin.
Luckily, the children were happy to go back to school this morning.
Tu as de la chance.
You're lucky.
Pourquoi? Pas les tiens?
Why? Not yours?
Les miens? Tu les connais: ils ont encore fait une scne devant l`cole!
Mine? You know them: they made another scene in front of school!
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Elementary - Just forget it
C`est comme la dernire scne du premier pisode de la Guerre des toiles.
It's like the last scene of the first episode of Star Wars.
Le quatrime pisode tu veux dire.
The fourth episode, you mean.
Mais non, le premier, celui o tout commence, le meilleur.
No, the first. The one where everything starts, the best one.
Mais le meilleur c'est le cinquime.
But the best one is the fifth one.
Tu veux dire le deuxime.
You mean the second one.
Laisse tomber.
Forget it.
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Elementary - Roller coaster
On est arrivs au sommet?
Did we get to the top?
Ne regarde pas en bas.
Don't look down.
Ne t`inquite pas, je regarde mes chaussures.
Don't worry, I'm looking at my shoes.
Allez, plus haut.
Come on, higher!
J`ai dj envie de vomir.
I already feel like throwing up.
On y est.
We're there...
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Elementary - Family Affair
Ne parle pas mon mari comme a!
Don't talk to my husband like that!
Ton mari est aussi mon frre.
Your husband is also my brother.
Ce n'est pas une raison.
That's not a reason.
Il n`a pas amen les bougies d`anniversaire.
He didn't bring the birthday candles.
Je vais les acheter.
I''m going to buy them.
Essaie de trouver cent bougies cette heure-ci.
Good luck finding one hundred candles at this hour.
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Elementary - I made some snails
C`est prt.
It's ready.
Gnial! Je meurs de faim.
Great! I'm dying of hunger.
Voil, j`ai prpar des escargots. C`est une recette locale.
Here, I made some snails. It's a local recipe.
Mmhh. C`est dlicieux.
Mmm. It's delicious.
Alors ensuite, j`ai cuisin une sole meunire.
So, next, I cooked a Sole Meuniere.
Encore un plat?
Another course?
Bien sr que oui. Avant, c`tait l`entre.
Of course. Before, it was the appetizer.
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Elementary - Chez le fromager
Vous hsitez? Vous voulez peut-tre goter?
You're not sure? Do you want to taste it?
Oui, je veux bien.
Yes, I'd like to.
Qu`est-ce que vous en pensez?
What do you think?
C`est un fromage un peu fort.
The cheese is a little strong.
Essayez ce comt alors.
Try this comt then.
Il est bon mais vous avez quelque chose d`un peu moins doux?
It's good, but do you have something a little less mild?
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Elementary - Lost in the Mountains
C`est la troisime fois qu`on passe devant ce rocher.
This is the third time that we've gone by this rock.
Fais-moi confiance.
Trust me.
On n`a pas pris le bon chemin.
We didn't take the right way.
Mais si, regarde la carte de la montagne, on est ici et maintenant il faut aller
par l. Viens!
Yes, we did. Look at the map of the mountain. We`re here and we have to go this
way. Come!
Attention, c`est dangereux...
Be careful, it's dangerous...
Ah...
Ah...
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Elementary - The Hunting Trip
Chut, ne fais pas de bruit.
Sh, don't make any noise.
Oh pardon.
Oh, sorry.
L-bas! Les feuilles ont boug. Je crois qu`il y a un cerf.
Over there! The leaves moved. I think that there's a deer.
Chhuuut, n`effraie pas la bte.
Ssshh, don't scare the creature.
Attends... Mais ce cerf porte des vtements.
Wait... but that deer is wearing clothes.
Arrtez le massacre des animaux !!
Stop the killing of animals!
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Elementary - Scary Movie?
Il ne fait pas peur ce film d`horreur.
This horror film isn't scary.
Oui, je suis du...
Yeah, I'm disappointed.
Ah, les parents Ils veulent toujours tout nous interdire
Our parents always want to forbid us from everything.
Ah, c`est juste le chat!
Oh, it's just the cat.
Mais, attends, on n`a pas de chat
But, wait, we don't have a cat..
Pourquoi on n`a pas cout les parents?
Why didn't we listen to our parents?
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Elementary - I have a secret
J`ai un secret te dire.
I have a secret to tell you.
Dis-moi.
Tell me.
D`accord. Mais ferme la porte d`abord.
OK. But close the door first.
OK, C`est fait. Qu`est-ce que c`est?
OK, it's done. What is it?
Je n`ai pas vraiment de secret. Je n`avais pas envie de me lever. C`est tout.
I don't really have a secret. I didn't feel like getting up. That's all.
Tu es vraiment paresseux.
You are so lazy.
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Elementary - The Protest
Qu`est-ce qui se passe l-bas?
What's happening over there?
Je crois qu`il y a une manifestation.
I think there's a protest.
Excusez-moi, pourquoi vous manifestez?
Excuse me, why are you demonstrating?
Je ne sais pas vraiment, j`accompagne mon meilleur ami.
I don't know really. I'm here with my best friend.
Vous voulez manifester avec nous?
Do you want to demonstrate with us?
Heu Vous allez jusqu`o?
Uh...where are you going to?
Rpublique.
Republic.
Bon, d`accord.
Um, OK.
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Elementary - Do you have these shoes in black?
Excusez-moi, vous avez ces chaussures en noir?
Excuse me, do you have these shoes in black?
Non, mais nous avons ce modle en noir. Vous voulez l`essayer?
No, but we have this other style in black. Do you want to try them?
En fait, je prfre celles-ci. Vous les avez en beige?
Actually, I prefer these ones. Do you have them in beige?
Oui, quelle taille vous faites?
Yes, what's your size?
40.
40.
Ah, dsole, Madame. Il ne reste plus de tailles 40.
Oh, sorry, Ma'am. There are no more 40s left.
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Elementary - Two Refugee Turkeys
Mais qu`est-ce que tu fais? Tu vas en France?
But what are you doing? Are you going to France?
Oui, j'ai quitt l`Amrique: trop dangereux au mois de novembre.
Yes, I left America. Too dangerous in the month of November.
Ce n`est pas un bon choix. Les Franais mangent de la dinde Nol.
That's not a good choice. The French eat turkey at Christmas.
Ce n`est pas vrai!
No way!
Viens avec moi, je vais en Inde. J'ai entendu dire qu`il y a beaucoup de vgtariens l-
bas.
Come with me. I'm going to India. I heard that there are a lot of vegetarians th
ere.
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Elementary - I caught a cold
Je ne me sens pas bien. J`ai attrap un rhume.
I don't feel good. I caught a cold.
Atchoum!
Achoo!
A tes souhaits! Et mets ta main devant ta bouche! Je ne veux pas attraper tes mi
crobes!
Bless you! And put your hand in front of your mouth! I don't want to catch any g
erms!
Pardon. Est-ce que tu peux me passer un mouchoir?
Sorry. Can you pass me a tissue?
Tiens. Mais va chez le docteur!
Here. But go to the doctor!
Non, je suis dj all la pharmacie et ils m`ont donn des mdicaments.
No, I already went to the pharmacy and they gave me some medicine.
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Elementary - The Festival of Lights
Oh l l, tu n`as pas menti! C`est merveilleux.
Oh my gosh, you weren't kidding. It's wonderful!
Ca te plait alors?
So you like it?
J`adore. Toutes ces lumires... C`est vraiment splendide.
I love it. All these lights...it's truly stunning.
Nous sommes trs fiers de cette fte.
We're very proud of this festival.
Avec la musique en plus quelle ambiance!
And with the music, too...what an atmosphere.
Aujourd'hui, c`est Lyon la ville lumire.
Today, Lyon is the city of lights.
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Elementary - Dear Santa Claus...
Cher Pre Nol,
Dear Santa Claus,
J`espre que tu n`as pas trop froid, l-bas, au Ple Nord.
I hope that you're not too cold there, in the North Pole.
Pour Nol, j`aimerais avoir:
For Christmas, I would like to have:
un vlo
a bike
et aussi, un petit frre, parce que je m`ennuie et je ne veux plus jouer tout seul
.
and also, a little brother, because I'm bored and I don't want to play alone any
more.
Cette anne, j`ai t trs sage alors, s`il te plait, ne m`oublie pas.
This year, I was very good so, please, don't forget me.
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Elementary - Galette des rois
Aprs les ftes de fin d`anne, il y a...
After the end-of-the-year holidays there will be...
la Galette des Rois!!
The Cake of the Kings!!
Pas si vite! Laissez-moi d`abord la couper! Voil... Tiens, Guillaume...
Not so fast! First, let me cut it! There you go... Here, Guillaume...
Alors, qui va avoir la fve cette anne?
So who is going to have the fava bean this year?
Maman, je m`touffe! Je M`ETOUFFE!
Mummy, I am choking! I AM CHOKING!
Ah, je crois que c`est Guillaume!
Oh, I think it`s Guillaume!
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Elementary - Happy Birthday!
Oh non! Tu as achet un gteau au chocolat, elle a horreur du chocolat!
Oh no! You bought a chocolate cake, she hates chocolate!
C`est trop tard maintenant.
It`s too late now.
Bon, tant pis! J`allume les bougies. Voil...
Well that`s too bad! I`ll light the candles. There we go...
JOYEUX ANNIVERSAIRE! JOYEUX ANNIVERSAIRE!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!
JOYEUX ANNIVERSAIRE Charlotte!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR Charlotte!
JOYEUX ANNIVERSAIRE!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!
Fais un voeu avant de souffler tes bougies!
Make a wish before blowing out your candles!
Oh! Mon voeu s`est ralis!
Oh, my wish came true!
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Elementary - Cowboys
Retourne-toi si tu es un homme!
Turn around if you are a man!
Tu ne m`impressionnes pas, Jesse James.
You don`t impress me, Jesse James.
Je connais beaucoup de gars comme toi qui ont dit la mme chose et qui le regrette
nt maintenant.
I know many guys like you who have said the same thing and who regret it now.
C`est ce qu`on va voir...
That`s what we`re going to see...
Tu as vu l`heure Loc? Au lit!
Do you know what time it is, Loc? Time for bed!
Tu continueras ta bande dessine demain.
You can finish your comic book tomorrow.
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Elementary - Packing one`s bags
Alors, dans ma valise, j`ai mis:
So, in my suitcase, I have put:
Six pulls
Six jumpers
Cinq pantalons
Five pairs of trousers
Quatre tee-shirts
Four T-shirts
Des chaussures
Shoes
Deux charpes
Two scarves
Une paire de gants
A pair of gloves
Dix paires de chaussettes
Ten pairs of socks
Un pyjama
A pair of pyjamas
et une trousse de toilette!
and a toiletry bag!
Voil!!
Voila!!
Tu as pris tes sous-vtements?
Did you take your underwear?
Oh, mes sous-vtements! J`ai failli oublier mes sous-vtements!
Oh, my underwear! I almost forgot my underwear!
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Elementary - Skiing Lesson
Attention, attention, j`arrive, cartez-vous!
Watch out, watch out, I`m coming, get out of the way!
Mais freine, freine.
But slow down, slow down.
Je ne sais pas comment!
I don`t know how!
Allez, debout.
Come on, stand up!
Je crois que je me suis fait mal en tombant.
I think I hurt myself when I fell.
On verra a en bas des pistes. Allez, sur tes skis.
We`ll check when we`re at the bottom of the slope. Come on, get back on your ski
s.
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Elementary - Carnaval
C`est gnial! C`est la fte partout dans la ville!
That`s great. It`s party time everywhere in town.
Regarde ces danseurs, j`adore leur costume.
Look at these dancers, I love their outfits.
Viens, on va suivre cette troupe de musiciens.
Come on, we`re going to follow this group of musicians.
J`ai envie d`aller dans la parade...
I feel like joining the parade.
Tu es folle, c`est rserv aux artistes.
You`re crazy, it`s only for the artists.
Allez, viens, suis-moi, c`est toi qui as dit que c`tait la fte...
Come on, come, follow me, you were the one who said it was party time...
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Elementary - Women`s Day
Tu sais quoi? Un inconnu m`a offert des fleurs dans la rue.
You know what? A stranger offered me flowers on the street.
Et il t`a invite au restaurant?
And did he invite you to dinner?
Non. Il est parti sans rien dire.
No, he left without a word.
C`est bizarre.
That`s weird.
Oui, c`est vraiment trange. Attends, coute la radio...
Yes, it`s really strange. Wait, listen to the radio...
Tout s`explique : c`est la journe internationale de la femme aujourd`hui...
Everything is clear now : it`s international women`s day today...
198
Elementary - That`s not funny
C`est la premire fois que tu viens la piscine?
Is this your first time coming to the pool?
Je sais nager, c`est juste la premire fois que je vais dans le grand bassin.
I know how to swim, it`s just the first time that I`m going to the deep end.
C`est bien, je vois que tu n`as pas oubli ta boue.
That`s good, I see you didn`t forget your life preserver.
Ce n`est pas drle.
That`s not funny.
Bon, regarde-moi sauter du grand plongeoir!
Ok, watch me jump off the high diving board!
J`appelle le matre-nageur...?
Should I call a life-guard...?
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Elementary - I Forgot My Contacts
Bonjour, je cherche une librairie.
Good morning. I`m looking for a bookstore.
Que voyez-vous autour de vous?
What do you see around you?
A vrai dire, j`ai oubli mes lentilles de contact...
To tell you the truth, I`ve forgotten my contact lenses...
Attention, c`est un vase trs prcieux.
Watch out, this is a very precious vase.
Pardon... Je vais ramasser.
Sorry... I`ll pick it up.
Attention... vous vous trouvez dans un magasin d`antiquits.
Watch out... you`re in an antique shop.
203
Elementary - Get out of the park!
Bonjour Madame, vous savez que les chiens sont interdits dans ce parc?
Hello ma`am, don`t you know that dogs are forbidden in this park?
Voyons, Monsieur l`agent, nous ne faisons rien de mal. Sultan est trs propre.
Come on officer, we won`t harm anyone. Sultan is very clean.
Tout le monde dit la mme chose. Venez avec moi vers la sortie.
Everyone says the same thing. Come with me to the exit.
Attention, devant vous, il y a...
Watch out, in front of you, there`s...
Ce n`est pas Sultan qui a fait a.
Sultan wasn`t the one who did that.
Et c`est moi peut-tre? Allez, dgagez s`il vous plat. C`est toujours la faute des a
utres.
And perhaps it was me, then? Come on, move along please. It`s always someone els
e`s fault.
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Elementary - Bad driver
Attention il y a un passage piton !
Be careful, there is a crosswalk!
Et alors, je ne m'arrte que lorsque le feu est rouge !
So what, I only stop when the light is red!
Pourtant, les pitons sont prioritaires, ralentis!
However, pedestrians have the right of way, slow down!
Je connais un raccourci, je vais le prendre...
I know a shortcut, I am going to take it...
Tu ne vois pas le panneau sens interdit ? Fais demi-tour !
You don't see the one-way sign? Turn around!
Trop tard, voil la police, je vais encore avoir une amende
Too late, the police are here, I'm going to get a ticket again
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Elementary - Heads or tails
Tu es prte ?
Are you ready?
Oui. On y va pied ou en voiture?
Yes. Are we walking or taking the car?
On tire a pile ou face?
Shall we flip a coin?
Ok, pile on y va pied, face en voiture.
Ok, tails we're walking, heads we`re taking the car.
Tiens voil une pice.
Here, here is a coin.
Parfait, je peux mettre mes talons aiguilles.
Perfect, I can wear my spike heels.
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Elementary - Seasickness
Je ne me sens pas bien : j`ai envie de vomir.
I don`t feel well : I want to vomit.
J`aime la mer quand elle est un peu agite.
I like the sea when it`s a bit rough.
J`ai le mal de mer : j`ai l`impression que je vais mourir.
I feel seasick: I feel like I`m going to die.
Respirer l`air frais, se sentir vivant...
Breathing the fresh air, feeling alive...
Le bateau coule. C`est une catastrophe.
The boat sinks. It`s a catastrophe.
Calmez-vous! Ce n`est qu`une petite vague.
Stay calm. It`s only a small wave.
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Elementary - She loves me
Je n`arrte pas de penser Carine.
I can`t stop thinking about Carine.
Tu crois qu`elle m`aime?
Do you think she loves me?
Je ne sais pas.
I don`t know.
Prends cette fleur et retire les ptales un par un. Tu verras...
Take this flower and remove the petals one by one. You will see...
Elle m`aime, un peu, beaucoup, passionnment, la folie, pas du tout.
She loves me, a little, a lot, passionately, to be mad, not at all.
Quelle conne!
What an idiot!
Calme-toi. Elle n`a rien fait.
Calm down. She didn`t do anything.
Mais non, une abeille m`a piqu.
No, a bee stung me.
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Elementary - Downloading
Dis-moi, tu ne sais pas o est mon MP3?
Tell me, don`t you know where my MP3 is?
Aucune ide.
No idea.
Hier soir, j`ai tlcharg de la musique.
Yesterday evening, I downloaded some music.
Sur un site de tlchargement illgal?
Was it on an illegal downloading website?
Je ne vois pas le rapport...
I don`t see the connection...
Je suis contre le piratage informatique, je te le rendrai quand je retrouverai l
e mien.
I am against hacking, I`ll give it back to you once I find mine.
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Elementary - Public holiday
A: Encore un jour fri...
Another day off...
B: Je ne sais mme pas pourquoi c'est fri.
I don't even know why it's off.
A: J'ai eu du mal trouver quelque chose faire.
I had trouble finding something to do.
B: C'est pareil pour moi.
Same here.
A: Heureusement que tu m'as invit passer la journe chez toi.
Luckily you invited me to spend the day at your place.
B: Tu veux un autre cocktail?
Do you want another cocktail?
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Elementary - Appointment
A: En dbut ou en fin de semaine? En fin de semaine si c'est possible.
in beginning or in end of week? in end of week if it is possible.
At the beginning or at the end of the week? At the end of the week if it's possi
ble.
A: Jeudi, dix-huit heures... Oui, c'est parfait.
Thursday, eighteenhours... oui, itisperfect.
On Thursday, 6 p.m. ... Yes, it's perfect.
A: All, j'aimerais avoir un rendez-vous avec le docteur Montagnier s'il vous plat?
Hello, I would like to have an appointment with doctor Montagnier please?
A: Vendredi... A quinze heures? Pas de problme. Non, non, attendez, je ne peux pa
s, j'ai dj rendez-vous chez le dentiste.
Friday... at fifteen hours? no problem. no, no, wait, I not can not,
I have already appointment at the dentist`s.
On Friday... 3 p.m.? No problem. No, no, wait, I can't, I already have an appoin
tment at the dentist's.
A: Pardon? Le matin ou l` aprs-midi? Ca m'est gal.
Pardon? In the morning or in the afternoon? It doesn't matter.
A: Comment? Je vous entends trs mal.
Sorry? I can't hear you properly.