male version

TODD
(The Phone Sex Song)
revised 8/31/10
Lyrics by Tom Bruett
Music by David Dabbon
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wait-ed a week and he called on cue, He turned out charm - ing and yeah, a Lib-ra too, Plus his

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ate real slow and en- joyed each bite. By the ro - man-tic glow of in can - de - scent light, It was the

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