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TODD
(The Phone Sex Song)
revised 8/31/10
Lyrics by Tom Bruett
Music by David Dabbon
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wait-ed a week and he called on cue, He turned out charm - ing and yeah, a Lib-ra too, Plus his

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want-ed to have phone sex, Which I'd nev - er done. So we start-ed to have phone sex, And it was

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So he took me out for a five star meal. He showed up with rose - es, and they were real. I

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ate real slow and en- joyed each bite. By the ro - man-tic glow of in can - de - scent light, It was the

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per - fect start to an in - cred - i - ble night, Then he said good

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bye. He want - ed to have phone sex, At least he was con - sis - tent, He

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on - ly want-ed phone sex. And I felt terr - i - ble, aw ful, re - pul-sive, de - grad - ed, mo -

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