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<Newbie - I am American>
Je suis amricaine.
I am American.
Ah oui? Tu viens de quel tat?
Oh, really? Which state are you from?
De Californie.
California.
Comme ma copine!
Like my girlfriend!
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<Newbie - I`m cold>
Chri j`ai froid.
Honey, I`m cold.
C`est normal.
Of course you are.
Pourquoi?
Why?
La fentre est ouverte.
The window's open.
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<Newbie - Bad Movie>
Qu`est-ce que tu en penses?
What do you think?
Ce film est nul.
This film is terrible.
Je suis d`accord.
I agree.
On y va?
Shall we go?
OK.
OK.
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<Newbie - Do you have a light?>
Excusez-moi, vous avez du feu?
Excuse me, do you have a light?
Oui, tenez.
Yes, here you go.
Heu... et une cigarette aussi?
Er... and a cigarette too?
Vous plaisantez!
You must be joking!
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<Newbie - I have a headache>
Qu`est-ce qu`il y a?
What`s the matter?
J`ai mal la tte.
I have a headache.
Encore?! Tu veux une aspirine?
Again?! Do you want an aspirin?
Oui, s`il te plat.
Yes, please.
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<Newbie - I'm a vegetarian>
Qu'est-ce que tu commandes?
What are you ordering?
Une salade.
A salad.
C'est tout? Pas de viande?
That's all? No meat?
Non, je suis vgtarienne.
No, I'm a vegetarian.
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<Newbie - Where's the bathroom?>
Excusez-moi, o sont les toilettes, s'il-vous-plait?
Excuse me, where's the bathroom please?
Au premier tage.
On the first floor.
Et o sont les escaliers?
And where are the stairs?
Par l, Monsieur.
Over there, Sir.
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<Newbie - Red or White?>
Tu veux du vin?
Do you want some wine?
Oui, rouge ou blanc?
Yes, red or white?
On mange du poisson...
We`re eating fish...
Alors blanc!
White then!
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<Newbie - I love this song>
Oh! J'adore cette chanson!
Oh, I love this song!
Oh, tu aimes le rock?
Oh, you like rock music?
Evidemment! Pas toi?
Obviously! You don't like it?
Non.
No.
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<Newbie - Can you take a picture?>
Excusez-moi, vous pouvez prendre une photo, s`il vous plait?
Excuse me, can you take a picture please?
Oui, vous tes prte?
Yes, are you ready?
Attendez... c`est bon.
Hold on... ok.
Un... deux...
One...two...
Eh! Qu`est-ce que vous faites?
Hey! What are you doing?
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<Newbie - Going Green>
J`y vais!
I`m leaving!
Tu prends la voiture?
Are you taking the car?
Non, le mtro.
No, the metro.
Bravo, c`est plus cologique!
Bravo, it`s more environmentally friendly!
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<Newbie - Too early for a drink>
Quelle heure est-il?
What time is it?
11 heures.
11am.
Tu veux boire un verre?
Do you want to have a drink?
Il est trop tt!
It's too early!
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<Newbie - How is it going?>
H! Salut Sbastien!
Hey! Sebastian, hi!
Bonjour. Comment a va?
Good morning. How is it going?
Trs bien, merci. Et toi, a va?
Very well, thanks. And you, how is it going?
Oui, en pleine forme!
Yes, in good shape!
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<Newbie - How much is it?>
Vous avez des champignons, s`il vous plait?
Do you have any mushrooms, please?
Oui, Madame!
Yes Ma`am.
Combien a cote?
How much does it cost?
Pour vous, 5 euros!
For you, 5 euros!
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<Newbie - Scary Noise>
Tu entends ce bruit?
Can you hear this noise?
Non... Maintenant oui!
No... Now yes!
J`ai peur!
I`m scared!
Moi aussi!
Me too!
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<Newbie - Hi, my name is...>
Enchant, je m'appelle Antoine.
Nice to meet you, my name is Antoine.
Enchante...
It's nice to meet you.
Et toi? Comment tu t'appelles?
And you? What's your name?
Je m'appelle Sandra.
I am Sandra.
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<Newbie - I`m tired>
Je suis fatigu.
I`m tired.
Tu ne dors pas assez
You don`t sleep enough.
Huit heures par nuit!
8 hours a night!
Tout seul?
Alone?
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<Newbie - It`s hot>
Aaahh C'est enfin l't!
Aaaah... it`s finally summer!
Oui mais il fait chaud aujourd'hui !
Yes but it`s hot today!
Tu veux une glace, mon amour?
Do you want an ice cream, my love?
Oui, au chocolat. 2 boules.
Yes, chocolate. Two scoops.
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<Newbie - I don`t know>
O est le taxi?
Where is the taxi?
Je ne sais pas.
I don`t know.
On est en retard.
We're late.
Ah! Il arrive!
It's coming!
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<Newbie - What`s going on?>
Qu`est-ce qui se passe?
What`s going on?
Il y a le prsident!
It`s the president!
Je ne vois pas.
I can`t see.
Ah! C`est dommage, il est avec sa femme.
Oh! That`s too bad, he`s with his wife.
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<Newbie - At the library>
Je ne peux pas parler maintenant!
I can't talk now!
Chut, silence.
Shh, quiet.
Dis-moi vite. Je suis la bibliothque.
Tell me quick. I'm at the library.
Je vais tre pre!
I'm going to be a father!
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<Newbie - The Last Metro>
H les amis, quelle heure est le dernier mtro?
Hey guys, when is the last metro?
minuit.
Midnight.
Zut, il est minuit et quart! Comment je fais?
Darn, it's quarter past midnight! What do I do?
Reste avec nous!
Stay with us!
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<Newbie - It's not too serious>
Aie ae ae
Ouch, ouch, ow....
Est-ce que a va?
Are you OK?
J`ai mal !
I'm in pain!
Ce n`est pas trop grave
It's not too bad....
a fait vraiment mal!
That hurts really bad!
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<Newbie - What is this?>
Qu`est-ce que c`est?
What is this?
Quoi?
What?
Le bouton rouge l Qu`est-ce que c`est?
The red button there... what is it?
Non, ne touche pas! Non
No, don`t touch it! No...
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<Newbie - Off to bed!>
Jour!
Day!
Nuit!
Night!
Jour!
Day!
Nuit!
Night!
Les enfants! Ne jouez pas avec la lumire!
Children! Don't play with the light!
Mais maman
But mom...
Pas de "mais" : c'est l`heure d`aller au lit!
No "but" : it's time to go to bed!
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<Newbie - Do you speak French?>
Vous parlez franais?
Do you speak French?
Un petit peu. Mais pas couramment.
A little bit. But not fluently.
Alors quelle langue parlez-vous?
So which language do you speak?
Anglais et je parle arabe aussi.
English and I speak Arabic, too.
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<Newbie - Where do you live?>
O habites-tu?
Where do you live?
A Londres.
In London.
Dans le centre-ville?
Downtown?
Oui, prs de Big Ben.
Yes, near Big Ben.
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<Newbie - You need money, right?>
Salut papa!
Hi, dad!
O es-tu?
Where are you?
Je suis Paris!
I'm in Paris!
Oh, tu as besoin d'argent, n`est-ce pas?
Oh, you need some money, right?
Euhh, oui
Uh... yes...
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<Newbie - Goodbye, my love...>
Au revoir ma chrie.
Goodbye, my love.
Au revoir.
Goodbye.
Vraiment, je dois y aller, Sophie...
Really, I have to go, Sophie...
Quoi? Qui est Sophie? Adieu!
What? Who is Sophie? Goodbye forever!
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<Newbie - It's the same thing>
Je vous coute.
I'm listening to you.
Un caf au lait, s`il vous plait.
A caf au lait, please.
Un caf crme.
One caf crme.
Non, non, je veux un caf au lait.
No, no, I want a caf au lait.
C'est la mme chose, Madame.
It's the same thing, Ma'am.
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<Newbie - Is someone sitting here?>
Excusez-moi. Il y a quelqu'un?
Excuse me. Is someone sitting here?
Non, je vous en prie.
No, please go ahead.
Merci. C'est gentil.
Thank you. It's nice of you.
De rien.
You're welcome.
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<Newbie - Are you ready?>
Bonsoir tout le monde!
Good evening everyone!
Vous tes prts?
Are you ready?
Oui.
Yes.
Alors, c`est parti.
So here we go!
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<Newbie - What do you do?>
Qu`est-ce que tu fais dans la vie?
What do you do?
Je suis voleur. Et toi?
I'm a thief. And you?
Je suis policier.
I'm a policeman.
Mais non, c'est une blague.
No, it was just a joke.
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<Newbie - How old are you?>
Vous avez quel ge, Mademoiselle?
How old are you, young lady?
J`ai dix-neuf ans.
I'm nineteen.
Je peux voir votre carte d'identit?
Can I see your ID?
Allez. Laissez-moi entrer.
Come on. Let me come in.
Non.
No.
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<Newbie - You are so beautiful>
Comme tu es belle.
You are so beautiful.
Pardon.
Excuse me.
Ce n`est pas grave.
It's OK.
C'est vraiment gnant.
That's really embarrassing.
L`addition, s`il vous plait.
Check, please.
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<Newbie - Do we leave a tip?>
On laisse un pourboire?
Do we leave a tip?
Tu es fou.
You're crazy.
Mais il est gentil...
But he's nice...
Le service est compris.
Service is included.
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<Newbie - I am hungry>
J`ai faim.
I'm hungry.
Moi aussi, j`ai faim.
I'm hungry, too.
Et l`aquarium est sale.
And the aquarium is dirty.
Au moins on n`a pas soif.
At least we're not thirsty.
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<Newbie - Help!>
Au secours!
Help!
Ce n`est pas la peine.
There's no point.
Au secours!
Help!
C`est une perte de temps... Attends... Regarde! Un avion!
You're wasting your time...wait...look! An airplane!
Tu vois, a marche.
You see. It works.
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<Newbie - I'm going to miss you...>
Tu vas me manquer.
I'm going to miss you.
Dsol, je dois partir.
Sorry, I've got to leave.
Ne t`en vas pas... je t'aime!
Don't go... I love you!
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<Newbie - When's the wedding?>
C`est quand le mariage?
When is the wedding?
C`est demain, le vingt-cinq.
It's tomorrow, the twenty-fifth.
Mais on est le vingt-cinq aujourd`hui.
But it's the twenty-fifth today.
Arrte... Oh non!
Stop...oh, no!
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<Newbie - Are you having a beer?>
Tu prends une bire?
Are you having a beer?
Pourquoi pas?
Why not?
Blonde ou brune?
Light or dark?
En fait, je prfre un Monaco.
Actually, I prefer a Monaco.
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<Newbie - It's fun! Try it!>
Tu es vraiment un enfant.
You're such a child.
Mais c`est drle. Essaie.
But it's fun. Try it.
Bon d`accord. C`est vrai. Tu as raison. C`est vraiment drle!
It's true. You're right. It's really fun!
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<Newbie - What's the address?>
Quelle est l`adresse?
What's the address?
55, rue du faubourg Saint-Honor
55 Faubourg Saint-Honor street.
Mais, c`est l`adresse de l`Elyse, a.
But, that's the address of the Elyse Palace.
Et alors? Mme Sarkozy aussi aime la pizza.
And so? Mrs. Sarkozy likes pizza, too.
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<Newbie - Making the Bridge>
Tu travailles lundi?
Do you work Monday?
Non, mardi est un jour fri.
No, Tuesday is a holiday.
Tu fait le pont, alors ?
So you're making the bridge?
Bien sr.
Of course.
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<Newbie - The phone's ringing>
Le tlphone sonne.
The telephone is ringing.
Je sais.
I know.
Tu vas rpondre?
Are you going to answer?
Non. Et toi?
No. And you?
Non.
No.
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<Newbie - La Boulangerie>
Bonjour, Monsieur. Vous dsirez?
Hello, Sir. What would you like?
Une demi-baguette, s`il-vous-plait.
Half a baguette, please.
Autre chose?
Anything else?
Non, c`est tout. Merci.
No, that's all. Thank you.
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<Newbie - Advent Calendar>
Un chocolat...gnial!
A chocolate... great!
Non, tu peux manger deux chocolats.
No, you can eat two chocolates.
Pourquoi?
Why?
Regarde. On est dj le deux dcembre.
Look. It's already December 2.
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<Newbie - It's a Christmas tree>
Pourquoi tu arroses le sapin?
Why are you watering the tree?
C`est une plante.
It's a plant.
Mais c`est un sapin de Nol.
But it's a Christmas tree.
Et alors?
And so?
Mais c`est un sapin en plastique.
But it's a fake tree.
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<Newbie - Gift Wrapping>
Ciseaux...
Scissors....
Tiens.
Here....
Scotch... Ruban... Et voil.
Tape...Ribbon...and there you go.
Tu vois, je sais emballer un cadeau.
You see. I know how to wrap a gift.
C'est parfait, chri.
It's perfect, darling.
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<Newbie - New Year`s Eve>
Dix, neuf, huit, sept, six, cinq, quatre, trois, deux, un
Ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five, four, three, two, one...
Bonne anne! Bonne sant!
Good year! Good health!
Meilleurs vux!
Best wishes!
Champagne pour tout le monde!
Champagne for everyone!
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<Newbie - Chewing gum>
Tu veux un chewing-gum?
Do you want some chewing gum?
Non, merci.
No, thanks.
Prends un chewing-gum, j`insiste.
Have some chewing gum, I insist.
H! Je me suis bross les dents, merci!
Hey! I brushed my teeth, thanks!
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<Newbie - Buying a bus ticket >
Un ticket, s`il vous plat.
One ticket, please.
Aller-retour ?
Round-trip?
Non, un aller simple.
No, one-way.
Ca fait deux euros, Mademoiselle.
That`ll be two euros, Miss.
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<Newbie - It`s on me>
Tu veux boire quelque chose? Je t`invite!
Do you want to drink something? It`s on me!
Heu... d`accord.
Er... OK.
Tiens, je t`ai pris une Margarita!
There you go, I got you a Margarita!
Dsole, je ne bois pas d`alcool.
Sorry, I don`t drink alcohol.
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<Newbie - What?>
All!
Hello!
Pardon?
Excuse me?
Quoi? Je ne t`entends pas...
What? I can`t hear you...
Rpte, s`il te plat.
Please repeat...
Attends, je sors.
Wait, I`ll go outside.
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<Newbie - Single?>
Tu es marie?
Are you married?
Non.
No.
Moi non plus. Je suis clibataire.
Me neither. I`m single.
Elle est fiance, c`est ma fiance.
She`s engaged, she is my fianc.
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<Newbie - It`s open>
Qui est l?
Who`s there?
C`est le facteur.
It is the mailman.
Entrez, c`est ouvert.
Come in, it`s open.
Je vais revenir plus tard...
I`ll come again later...
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<Newbie - Too windy>
Il y a trop de vent.
There`s too much wind.
Accroche-toi!
Hang on!
Je vais m `envoler.
I`m going to fly away...
Accroche-toi! Trop tard!
Hold on tight! Too late!
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<Newbie - Are you sick?>
Debout!
Get up!
Il est dj six heures.
It`s already six.
Il faut aller travailler.
You`ve got to go to work.
Bon, si c`est comme a...
Ok, if that`s how it`s gonna be...
Tu es malade? On est dimanche!
Are you crazy!? It`s Sunday!
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<Newbie - What time is it?>
Quelle heure est-il...
What time is it...
Monsieur Crocodile?
Mister Crocodile?
C`est l`heure de manger...
It`s time to eat...
mon petit djeuner!
my breakfast!
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<Newbie - Turn down the music>
Tu peux baisser le son s`il te plat?
Can you turn down the music please?
Quoi? Parle plus fort, je n`entends rien.
What? Speak louder, I cannot hear anything.
Moins fort la musique !
Drop the music!
Attends, je vais diminuer le volume... Je ne comprends rien.
Wait, I am going to lower the volume, I don`t understand anything.
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<Newbie - Is it far?>
Tu viens la plage avec nous?
Are you coming to the beach with us?
C`est loin ou pas?
Is it far away or not?
Non, coute... c`est juste ct...
No, listen... it is really close by...
Ok, je prends ma planche et j`arrive!
Ok, I'll get my board and I'll be right there!
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<Newbie - Rain>
Il pleut, il pleut bergre...
It`s raining, it`s raining shepherdess...
Tu aimes vraiment cette chanson?
Do you really like that song?
J`aime la pluie. On peut sauter dans les flaques.
I like the rain. We can jump in the puddles.
C`est malin. Je suis toute mouille maintenant.
That's clever. I`m all wet now.
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<Newbie - Springtime>
J`adore le printemps!
I love springtime!
Regarde toutes ces couleurs, sens ces odeurs...
Look at these colours, smell these odors....
Tu n`as pas un mouchoir?
Do you have a tissue?
Je suis allergique au pollen..
I am allergic to pollen
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<Newbie - How well do you know this girl?>
Tu connais bien cette fille?
Do you know that girl very well?
Pas trop, mais je la trouve canon! Pourquoi?
Not too well, but I think she`s gorgeous! Why?
C`est ma prof de massage...
That`s my massage teacher...
Encore mieux! Tu as son numro?
Even better! Do you have her number?
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<Newbie - Are you sure?>
A: C' est ici, les vestiaires? Tu es sr?
, ? ?
Is it here, the locker room? Are you sure?

B: Non, mais je crois.
, .
No, but I think so.

A: Attends, j'ouvre la porte.
, .
Wait, I'm opening the door.

B: Dsol.
.
Sorry.

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<Newbie - Watch out!>
A: On peut traverser.
.
We can cross the road!

B: Je sais, le feu est vert...
, ...
I know, the light is green...

A: Attention! Il y a une marche!
! !
Watch out! There is a step!

B: C' est bon, je ne suis pas aveugle..!
, ..!
All right, I am not blind..!

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<Newbie - Pass the ball>
A: Passe la balle.
.
Pass the ball.

A: Plus vite, plus vite. Ils arrivent!
, . !
Faster, faster. They`re coming!

B: O sont- ils?
- ?
Where are they?

A: L, derrire toi!
, !
There, behind you!

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<Newbie - No more battery>
A: Ton portable est teint?
?
Is your mobile phone power-off?

B: Oui, je n` ai plus de batterie.
, .
Yes, I ran out of battery.

B: Ce n` est pas le mme modle.
.
It's not the same type.

A: C` est affreux. Tu veux mon chargeur?
. ?
That's awful. Do you want my charger?